Disney Unveils New Mass Grave Where Fans Can Be Buried Alive With Favorite Characters Forever
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- Опубликовано: 29 фев 2024
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$4,000 for a Disney burial actually seems shockingly cheap
That’s the satire
@@theghost00 I wouldn't say that's _the_ satire, but it's certainly a piece of the puzzle
That's for the cheap end. For that measly $4,000, you can only get buried alive with less-popular characters like Gurgi, Buck Cluck, Hugo the Gargoyle, Jar Jar Binks, and Senator Robert Kelly. For an additional fee of $2,000, you can send such characters in alone, and for another $2,000 on top of THAT, you can even shovel the dirt on them yourself.
They just need fill for a new ride they are installing haunted mansion
Cheaper than a regular bare bones funeral.
Typical corporate greed. Walt Disney wanted that pit to be exclusively for employees whom worked themselves to death. I guess there isn't enough profit in employee appreciation.
Oh great, another Walt Worshipper. You know without Bob Iger we wouldn't have the masterpiece that is Chicken Little. Where would all those deadbeat dads be without Buck Cluck to look up to?
@@GuitarOfTime0116 yEEAAAH!!!!!
You hear about the pay increase its all in company bank notes but hell it's like money.
It is the Onion satire, dude.
Who worked themselves to death*
So smart - *bury the characters before their copyright runs out.*
I’m Black and I appreciate the effort. Imma stop using word that start with the letter “C” in solid air ready!!!!🤜🏿
🤣
"solid air ready" 😂
Bhocolate bhip bookies
I find the word offensive very well I guess offensive 😂😂
/r/BoneAppleTea
Finally, Disney is doing right again.
... as opposed to (for business reasons) supporting LGBTQ+ rights in Florida?
Good thing I signed that deal with Vaultec
are you staying in 200 years I have to bring a platinum chip to the CEO of Disney
it's my chip my property now be a good little courier and deliver it
Walking the Epcot makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
Waiting a 2 hour line in Disneyland almost makes you wish for a Nuclear winter
The nuke bit went hard.
Huh? Oh, sorry. I should say the instant annihilation bomb bit.
How dare she. Spelling out N words is just as bad as saying N words.
Negatory all words are now hate words to the deaf
We have to come together amd stop usimg the letter as well. We meed to rid racism from our society.
@@kentarouification how DARE you use the forbidde double-racist letter!!!!
@@qfcbv n
Just like we call U and W "double-you" we ought now call N "single-em"... "aych aie jay kay ell em single-em oh pee ... now I know my ABCs ..."
Luckily for her, the letter 'N' is actually spelt 'Enn'
So responsible for the president to ensure the launch codes are in the hands of all citizens. My 2A rights shall not be infringed. I'll make sure they are kept... safe.
That's racist. You can't use the *-o-t word
You know it's bad when you recognize the clip they used of the Marvel characters being from Universal and not Disney. Guess I gotta make my mass grave deposit 😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀… oh…uh….😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I could probably identify walls from the different parks. It just means you're lucky enough to be able to enjoy fancy experiences. There's nothing wrong with having a vacation lol
Glad to see this getting media coverage! I just took my son Jason to be buried with Hulk last weekend. I bought the deluxe package for $7,500, and Hulk actually threw him into the pit. He was laughing so much I could even hear him as they were piling the last of the dirt on. I already pre-paid for my daughter when she is old enough!
Old people on Facebook will repost this thinking it’s real
No, old folks would remember the old "The Onion News", we know better.
@@peha524you underestimate the power of racist dementia patients
Not as many as young people repost facetuned filteredtodeath selfies that they’ve ‘fallen in love’ with.
You should read up on glass houses. 😂
@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
Yeah, selfies are way worse than political misinformation resulting in violent crimes...
@@LeafBoye🤣🤣🤣🙏🏆 true.
🙆🏽♂️ Thank You for being a Ally. The Cheesy Chips are on me.....🧀🌮
The Onion is like Idiocracy, started as satire and now just reality.
Wtf prompts you to say this
@@OscarLangleySoryuourmodern political Hellscape
Get your ego checked and Touch grass NOW
@@sailordaigurren8225same goes to you
@@sailordaigurren8225 I'm not arguing that such a thing exists but how is being buried in a mass grave at a theme park like reality?
Any parent that would still take a child to Disney is probably 100% stoked about the live burial option.
You think Disney will offer discounts for being buried with less popular characters like Bonkers D. Bobcat?
So Walt gets frozen, but everyone else just gets fossilized?
Finally Disney is back on track
the real treasure are the friends we buried alive hahaha 🎉
Can't believe this mass grave will actually be opened in a decade's time.
Truth be told I think this would've fit better with Warner Bros. They're the ones killing their franchises for Tax Credits.
3:33 Gets me every time...
Universal Studios does the same thing, but they make you buy one of their shovels.
That would have been funny 10 years ago. Haven't heard of Lightning Lane, yet, eh?
I like how they call it sisney instead of disney to avoid copyright
Lol @ Universal Orlando footage at 0:35.
Insult to injury.
Well, that was a dark post. I feel much better now...
Cheesy chips! Love it!
No joke. The launch codes were literally 0000 for many years.
So, I can spend eternity on top of Cinderella!!!
Disney and NASA? WHAT'S the connection?
Nazis
Putting Nick Wilde on Mars by 2070?
Me: What is Warner Von Braun, Alex? (SPL?)
Alex Trebek: I'm sorry the correct answer was "losers"!
Are you racist??🫵🫵
N-words
Imma put that last clip to a bunch of 6th grade students, really interested in how many will bite the bait😂
This is better than what they actually have at Disney
“Words that start with N” 💀
Now that’s some good satire
ten years
I fucking love ACHOS!
Bless you
Speak English is wild💀
Discussing mass alive burials is the happiest I've ever seen this Onion presenter.
The second part of this had me crying so hard, I must have been emotionally moved.
😂 There's literally already been visions of dystopic Disney communities surrounded by an apocalyptic, failed state society. Timmy D talked about it.
I was interested. Then I found out there was no bar and a strict no smoking policy. I didn't visit the Disney Starwars hotel for the same reason. Will Uncle Bob never learn from his mistakes?
Sorry for detonating the nuke. i was just checking if it worked, my bad.
@TheOnion Y’all had already put out the second part of this video, this seems to have been some accidental double upload. Just letting you know in case you didn’t realize it
Nah, Onion is encroaching upon Mousetrap news turf
Black Mirror and The Onion feel like best friends who graduated Summa Cum Laude but were hated by their peers.
I legit have to pause on actual news channels to make sure it's NOT satire all from this absolute amazing channel & I'm here for it. ❤❤❤❤🤓🤓
I've already bought my ticket/time slot to Disney's Eternal Kingdom! It's going to be the most ultimate experience of my life!
The title alone has me losing it 😂
Considering that there’s literally a whole entire Disney community full of crazed Disney fans, I actually would not be surprised if Disney made graves at some point as well
I can’t wait for the Star Wars characters option😁😁
Yeah I heard about this, they’re selling red shoes in the gift shop.
How long before Gym Jordan “investigates” this and Faux News breathlessly blames Hunter’s laptop?
Finally, a one-way trip experience.
Disney certainly is milking the Star Wars & Pixar franchises for all their worth, aren't they? 😅
I just checked the website and it's all sold out.
This is actually a dream come true for many Disney fans
Let us return you to the Disney Vault... forever!
anyone else thinking of the book epilogue to The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Throw in a popcorn bucket, and you've got a deal!
The Onion is still the king of satire comedy
WHY does this (especially the last skit) feels so realistic?!?
I swear! With the reality we are living in, it must be super hard for the Onion to come up with Parodies to the Parody we call Real Life. The Onion might as well just start doing documentaries or “Reality TV”! 🤷♂️
1:15 oh nooo, the scientologists. Anyway!
This is gold
Now that's magical!
That woman at the end is effing genius. A1 stuff.
You know there would be some fine print: "You agree to be exhumed and burned for fuel after 14 days in order to facilitate another group of Disney fans realizing their dreams of co-interrment at Disneyland!"
Please don't even joke about Disney having mass graves, we all know 100s of kids go missing a year from these parks
Lmaoooo who told you that, Q anon?!
What the hell are you smoking?
At least it'll be more substantial than Disney's Rise of Skywalker
I mean, I'm down. My family will probably visit my grave more often if they can also mourn the Timekeeper and Nine Eyes along with me XD
To be real though can we just let people enjoy things? I don't get sports, and I'm pretty sure watching grown men fight over a ball is way stupider than enjoying state of the art roller coasters and robotics, but somehow that's normalised and watching movies is normal but walking inside an area made to feel like that movie isn't. I'm tired of this 'Disney adult' crap when you're a fucking football adult. Grow up. I'll be over here enjoying Neverland on my days off, thanks.
Period😤
Haven't you guys already done this joke with oprah?
As a ati-racist ally, I am OT usig the word startig with the letter ext to M ever agai
As expected from Disney, you love to see it! You just can't stop them!
Are Chip and Dale still a set?
The most affordable thing at disney
Disney sought advice from the Mississippi jail who already had experience with this burial practices
1:35 THIS IS A REUPLOAD!
what's next Disney's going to make a brand of kool aid
Johnstown juice
The most horrifying thing about this is that a lot of The Onion"s reports came true...
Does Disney do layaway?
I thought Disney had already started burying people alive with Star wars characters. That's exactly what watching their new movies feels like.
The farce is just a necessity rn.
4k is extremely expensive for a burial. As a Muslim, i can never understand this
What about words that start with "W" it has an N with a slight slant?
Some people think that if you're born into a Disneyland, you get lifetime free tickets but that's just a myth.
It's 100% true if you die in one though.
Ya know, if Kelsey is avoiding terms that start with m or n, she should be careful of u and w also, because those are just the reverse of m and n.
C, E, & 3 are kind of suspicious too.
it's about time
Casey Musgraves who??
Meet Disney Massgraves
YESSSS! Castle Bravo it all immediately!
But is it actually a permanent grave or do they just dig you up after you die and call your next of kin?
This is genius.
Sounds more pleasant than watching recent Disney movies.
It's funny how youtube suppressed this channel
Nobody dies at Disney. They make sure of that.
After 78th meeting consulting their PR team, Onion has decided to make a controversial decision to partake in a year-old meme; Stunning and brave.
Wow the onion is getting dark. This does not bode well for the world 10 years from now when the stories come true.
Guess uncle Ruckus would change her mind 😛
Remus. Uncle Ruckus is a parody character.
@@OscarLangleySoryu But in many things he's right. Why the N loot shops with Nike or Apple ? Cause they're hungry or injured?
3:38
Seems to me like Kelsey has the right idea here. And hate on Disney all you want, but I would rather pay them money than the government. Any of them
Damn, and here I am, still building that Oprah pyramid since 2011 to be buried in with her forever.
No one told me, I could have been buried with the Hulk!