The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
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- Опубликовано: 12 май 2013
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While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it happens. In the year 2137 a catastrophe has reduced the world to a lawless wasteland - food and water are scarce, social institutions have crumbled, and a screaming, tattooed thug has been installed as the president of what remains of the United States.
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The Middle East being reduced to one Israeli and one Palestinian still fighting over the rubble hitting hard rn
Ah ah it's the "multi-cultural battlezone" remember?
Fr
We can only hope ON fulfills their Divine Mandate, and this video becomes gospel.
Honestly got a chuckle out of me for how well this aged😂
I just wish cat meat wasn’t taxed so fucking high, I don’t have credits enough for before ionisation time! I’m standing here, love you all.
#letsnotsee2138
I wish I could be alive to see all the "This is creepily accurate" comments from people watching this in 2137.
It's now 2020 and it's creepily accurate.
You wish you could be alive? But it seems that if you were alive in 2137 then you would want to be dead.
Red You beat me to it.
They made this so we don’t have to waste our wishes...
I'm not sure you're have to wait as long as 2021
@@goodpie2772 agreed
"You don't need a bunch of empty promises! You all need to die!"
I like a politician who just tells it like it is
Too bad that was just another empty promise.
I always wanted to run for office and campaign on doing absolutely nothing in office. Why? Because me doing nothing would usually be better than the other guy doing anything.
We know who we're all thinking of.
@evanr9583 well then
@@evanr9583well then
"If he aims to fuck up my tent, I will go over there and fuck up his tent!"
Ah, war never changes.
Fallout!😊
🍿🍿
War... War never changes
The dude was just building his tents while the Palestinian attacked
It's not like he doesn't have enough room for himself!
Or... maybe he doesn't, and that was the last non radiocative non flooded useful scrap filled zone.
Eh, whatever
This could also be an allegory for nuclear war.
“Burger King burger zone”
“Gay Texas”
“Unaffiliated Russian republics”
“Europe-land amusement park”
“Fertile woman zone”
Island of Miami
gosttt “China”
"Toppled skyscraper city"
dont forget the Gropeyards!
"Gaza Scrap"
No-one is gonna talk about how Wyoming voted to no longer exist?
They were lucky, the rest of the world needs to wait for the Omega Particle accelerator
i’m crying
It never did. Wake up sheeple
When they nuked themselves, the entire population died in seconds. Think about that, a whole ten people dead like that.
What's Whyoming?
"Think 'Stop' to halt download" is a terrifying sentence said with such complete nonchalance
Yes indeed. It's right up there with "If I could remove my obedience chip..."
Neuralink and Apple OneVision
Sustenance to you
“Remain motionless to be informed”
Now im scared@@djn48
You could make an entire Netflix series of this. Even if it was just episodic television broadcasts format. I'd watch the shit out of that.
Right? This was pure madness, it was glorious
I watch it like every month usually whenever I hear Israel or Palestine bullshit it always reminds me to watch this I hope they don't take it down until after I die whenever that is
Why Netflix?
@@skeetrix5577 No thats selfish they shouldn’t remove it in 8 months! This should be watchable for all forever!
@@gunsmokegaloreyt6840 haha well I hardly doubt they are gonna take me into consideration whenever they decide to keep it or finally retire it but fingers crossed lol
If you blink you miss 40 hours of editing
LMAOOO for real
Eric Davis im the 1000th like
Unless I pause it
Unoriginal but true.
Joe Smith nobody asked dipshit
This was the peak of The Onion's funding and it shows.
Exactly. This is precious because we will never see anything like it again
7-11 was the peak of its shows
@@relentlessgaming6870 yes..... The onion doesn't upload "news report" videos anymore. Idk about their homepage though, but on YT it's just podcasts. Also the shit-ton of green-screen editing, graphic work, and animation is unsurpassed by any of their other work
It's a guess,
but I assume that the PC culture ruined ad revenue for the Onion.
@@googleuser9383 their later videos near the end of the glory days clearly had a left leaning. Watch their vids from 2014 to 2015 and thats where it started to go downhill unfortunately
One of the best implications of this is that mistakenly telling coworkers and acquaintances "I love you" became such a common thing that it was accepted as a farwell phrase
wait can you give me a timestamp please i missed that part
@@qfcbv 5:30
@@givecamichips thanks!
awww thats so cute
"Welcome to Costco, I love you"
I like how "frustrageous" is a word in the future.
"90% of victims provoked the beetles by accidentally looking at them."
was that a pre-cursor to modern day feminazis?
@@yellowchino3883 More like modern day reactionary gamer bros.
"Reactionary gamers" have become the things they sought to destroy
@@yellowchino3883 living confirmation that only 14 years old use "feminazis" unironically
-xX666Archain666Xx- I Approved by China 1927-1949 yep I still regret putting that comment
"Orange, how is it hanging?"
"How it is hanging."
Pure gold
i dont get that one
@@tubbycustard8866 the questioning of how the thing is hanging is responded to by just saying the extremely simplified version of the answer, that beimg how it is hanging.
@@tubbycustard8866 also, I know how it can be sometimes when we can't keep up eith human ignorance, but remember you'll always have the rest of us, my fellow red-eyed reptilion bro.
@@monadolifesaver5613 thank you brother
long live gazorpazorp
Tubby Custard
Don’t forget gazorpozorpfield!
I like the detail of the word “fuck” becoming part of formal news speak, presumably losing its strength as a swear word
Makes sense considering how much we use it. In the future it will probably not even be considered vulgar and a new word will take its place
Come to Australia... it's already here. We're so 'advanced'.
Please do a kickstarter for another one of these. It’s been over 10 years, my body is ready. Sustenance to you.
I second that. It’s frustrageous that they’ve gone so long without an update on the Omega 12 particle accelerator
@@vehicles_n_stuffMaybe they finally got it working
And sustenance to you as well!
full conveyance, however no news is good news on the Omega 12 as it suggests the building went along smoothly after the helotanium came in. real frustrage is that this eye-stream is more true-real now than when it was born. sustenence to you.
Sustenance to you!
"if the law is passed, it will raise the amount of laws in Indiana to 6"
lmfao wtf
Grimlands*
Libertarian dream
@@OtherM112594 more like anarchists
@@bobobsen Those are synonymous
@@OtherM112594 i read that as anon while skimmin
also sseth should review this considering he touch all pol map in review-his
i feel like i watched a whole movie condensed to 10 minutes
this is how movies should be
@@snarkylive facts!!!😂☠️
watch idiocracy, this is basically it summarized in 10 minutes
You kind of did.
This video feels like idiocracy mixed with children of men
Glad to see they almost have that whole Israel - Palestine thing worked out in the future. I was getting worried there for a minute.
I had to come back to this video just to watch the Gaza scrap segment. Lmfao.
This needs to be a series. I want to know more about the Egyptian spider king.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Mummy Returns has some more info on the Scorpion King, might be able to draw some parallels there.
Honestly, one of the best parts of this is how in the future “fucking” isn’t considered vulgar and they just say it super casually, it’s great.
this isn't the fucking future, it's casual in the present
I was more interested in how flippant "love" was thrown around. Just as casual as "have a good one."
i think that’s just the theme song
@DeiLux77 not on formal news channels
shit i meant « the onion being theonion » idk how that happened
I like how they use "fucking" as a serious but unexplained adjective and "love you" as a formal goodbye and "How's it hanging?" "How - it is hanging." as an exchange of greetings.
"How it do" - "What it is" and ending an conversation with 'Okay'. This video is so absurd yet some is still very plausible, that's brilliant writing.
I agree. Sustinance to you.
You remember that horrible word changing in “after earth?” This is like that but actually good.
'They chilled it out in the free speech square'
In Idiocracy, that's how they said good guy. I thought it was to show we were emotionally devolved that 'i love you' was the catch all to express anything positive.
My favorite part has to be how the English language is altered slightly, it's all mostly legible but some letters look a bit different or unrecognizable to me, making it look like the language has evolved and changed over 100 years
It´s a fascinating behavior of the human brain, that when it can read, it can read sentences written wrong and f4ls and put them !nt0 th3 r!ght cont3xt.
Honestly. Devolved in this situation 😭
It's like, everything and everyone, including language, is way dumber, but in a much more believable and realistic way than Idiocracy.
The ending, when they're arguing over the network's coverage of the beetle attacks, is maybe the best part.
It feels so real
lol it was like a Rachel Maddow vs Jimmy Doore.
What was that referencing?
@@thatswhyyomamadead8689 shark attacks
I love how the entire video looks like a Command & Conquer cutscene
Good welcome, citizen
We fight for Kane!
Haha yeah
I have a strong hunch they seen it as a gamer - or took a look for reference. =)
Soos!
I feel horrible for their CGI person when they pitched this one 😂
I mean, I bet this is the peak of that person's carrer
Honest lmao
Sylph I mean this would be mine
Why would they have to cgi this it’s real
the people who worked on this all died from exhaustion, this was leaked 2 years ago.
As a pole, the 2137 cant be just a coincidence...
Pytanie sie nasuwa czy byli tam Polacy
Co-producer Bartosz Walaszek
How is 2137 important to Poles?
@@missbearlockholmes9:37PM (Poland uses 24-hour clock, so 21:37) was the exact time John Paul II passed away
@@missbearlockholmes it is a number of Sparta soldiers during alliance of Poland and Greece, defending great kingdom of Katowice in ancient times.
god i wish the onion still had the same budget as it did from the mid 2000s to early 2010s
Gender:
“Humale”
@Sébastien Levesque they already specify their species whenever they specify their gender tho
@@eboysix two competing standards, so they decided on both
me
John Thomas bruh. You realize that I was joking right?
@John Thomas seems counterproductive to equate millennials with contradictory identities, and with diversity as a whole
"90% of beetle victims provoked the attacks by accidentally looking at 'em"
Holy shit, it played as I read this.
I know what the others mean now
@@RobertDecker417 same, wow that’s lucky
@@Deadass271 I don't get your point
Honestly sound like they were asking for it, like if they didnt want to be attacked they shouldve just said no
@@RobertDecker417 same
Ah... to be in the writer's room that day. Certified platinum humor.
"Rapeball games"
Every second there is a hidden nugget of genius. I miss you, Onion
I love when they show the 2137 world map all the places are called things like "Toppled Skyscraper City" and "Fertile Woman Zone" and then China is just called China
fucked up enough as is
China is going to call itself china even if there isn't a single chinese person in it so yeah that fits
Can't forget about Gay Texas
It’s accurate as fuck 🤣 China is as dystopian as it gets right now
@@kepipek6598 Vermonty
There’s more world building here then every dystopian novel combined
gay texas adds more than the three divergent books
@Thecooljack Hi First one was alright, I more or less gave up after that
This could be a movie ngl, i mean how can something like Mississipi fire happened??
Someone more talented than me needs to write a fanfic story in this universe
I think you meant to say every YA dystopian novel combined
This aged well.
Far too well, really
To true man, those giant beetles are becoming a real pain, lost my two sons to a beetle
This is exactly how terminology would change. Tiny changes in phrasings, changes in spellings, and colloquialisms becoming formal
There's a lot they didn't see coming like "cooking" and "capping" and "for realz for realz" and "y'all" and whatever retarded alternatives of words that already existed the retards of this world invented.
@@j.d.4697 it’s 2137, if you think todays fads will last till 2137 you’re weird.
I love how The Grimland has only six laws, two of which are "don't eat babies unless you have to" and "don't skream too much"
Hey! we can't forget that warm mud is for everyone! get your priorities straight! Sheesh.
Let's nuke ourselves.
But what if I'm left with a choice between screaming and eating a baby? How will I decide which to do? The laws are too ambiguous with those "unless you have to" and "too much" clauses! Maybe I'll get lucky and President Wilson will come along and kill me with a hatchet and save me from a difficult decision.
Also love how these laws are still super vague, just like the ones at present. I guess some things never change
They may be vague but by god you can read them in under a minute. The only real crime is wasting time.
It’s absolutely insane how high the Onion’s budget used to be
3:24 Gaza Scrap!!! Dang, this aged like fine wine!!!
“I hate to see children in the mideast suffer as a result of war. Good they are all dead” oof
To quote futurama's own Zapp Branigan, "How many men did we lose ?
All of them.
Well at least they won't have too mourn each other.
@@jillvalentinefan77 Hey Saddam, could you imagine being hanged in the holy days of Islam? That would be crazy...
@@obijuanquenobi1911 They were more into lapidation or decapitations.
lol
It's almost the complete reality now.
This is literally the most impressive worldbuilding I have ever seen
Yeah
Yeah
For true!!
Haven't seen much world-building, eh? (Not that I'm knocking this, but c'mon... Go read Neuromancer or something.)
@@Zeuts85 It's probably exaggeration! Though I know it's hard to tell on the internet. It is very impressive for a 10 minute comedy youtube video.
procter and gamble being a state is the funniest shit for some reason
Watching this in 2137 and this can't be more accurate
Hey there future guy. Gaza is being genocided right now, how did both the Israelis and Palestinians eliminate each other?
She shot quite the news load, full sustenance to her.
Remain motionless to be informed.
True reality
Love you
@@mindlightwave Love you
No
The sheer amount of world building that went into this 10 minute satire video is astounding, not to mention the production and editing work
True reality.
Art only appears to be separate from reality when you are devoid of the concept that everything humans have ever created or ever will create is artificial - we are not natural creatures and already know our fate because we designed it
And we already know that humour was developed in order to cope with the bitter reality of being aware of our own existence - I dub it “The Onion Effect” where humour reaches a zero point where art and life are simulataneous and therefore satire cannot be produced in the event... the only recourse in the event of dissatirization is to indulge in self awareness in order to properly calibrate consciousness to align with reality... or AKA be more serious about the problems instead of joking about them
@@ahhthatsjustgrand6502 I thought that said "and already know our fart" 💀
@Laura Mclennan fancy words for “I’m too stupid to read what you wrote so I’m gonna criticize your character instead”
whoever was the creative director / producer for this is a genius
This is one of the best Onion skits. It's just non-stop.
This video would be amazing if it came out today but it's more amazing that it came out 5 years ago
yup.....fuck i'm late...
It's easy to predict the future, just answer nothing will change.
All the same awful shit was happening 5 years ago too.
What the fuuuuuu-???
Holy shit.
"Are we not as good as the lizard people of Arazoni?"
*Z U C C*
Arazoni
I don’t understand how this got so many likes.
@@powerrangerblue8566 because Arizona is already full of lizard people
"FUCK: Death Day pushed back again"
is awesome
Man i love the late 2000's sci fi aesthetics.
"How it do, Vitamin?"
"What it is, ST."
Perfection.
Zesty
I love how they end the conversation:
"Thank you, Vitamin. I love you."
"Love you."
don't get it
@@gaodacheese4691 STD, vitamin D
@@RubberDougie44 oh okay thanks for explaining 😂
The linguistics work done to produce this video is genuinely impressive.
There is so much amazing work that went into this video that I spotted new things on each re-watch, because some of it is so rapid-fire and other is simply very clever text in the background.
It truly is.
@HarmonicPsyche You seem to have a high skill level in linguistics.Would you please translate the language of a female voice in the background from 9:11 to 9:18 into English for me? Could a cunning linguist be responsible for producing that sound clip to make this Onion video addictive to us?
@@simon6071 that's a woman cumming lmao
Foreals
I fear the future knowing how often Onion jokes becomes reality.
"DO YOU WANT TO DIE"
*cheers*
Health status:
61% dead
...
62% dead
It's like every pixel is filled with the perfect amount of satire
Health Status: No Large Holes
That's just state of our medical checks
This is one of the most underrated pieces of satire in human history.
satire?
@@jansalomin I was about to say that 😭
0:31 he really just called Oklahoma 'Gay Texas' and now I feel sad
@@c.e.oofcrabgang2887 you are just gay texas, but like in a bad way cus I like men
As well as in human future!
“Thank you for standing there, okay”
“Okay” *leaves*
This is the single greatest piece of content the onion has ever produced. And it's by a mile.
It’s a masterpiece. The jokes per second ratio is unreal.
@@thomasharris9059 Took me half an hour to watch this 10 minute video from all the pausing to read everything. So many blink and you miss it jokes
"A new poll finds most people wish dinosaurs were still extinct!"
I would do love to get more insight on this world. The Onion really did well with the worldbuilding in this sketch, I love it
Useless idiots never even learned Dino Riding.
Lmao
I can't believe this video, why would they want to reland Florida?
To contain the gators. And the floridamen.
It’s become a hot bed of mutant gator invasions and swamp bandits.
Because they still haven't learned to prepare for their annual hurricane
0Clewi0 because they want the world to end
Disney World
"If i could make a child that isn't a still born" goes hard lol
That felt a lot longer than 10 minutes…
I wish this was a full-length movie
So this is what a person from 100 years ago would feel is he saw 10 mins of current CNN/Fox news
I mean not really. The news a hundred years ago was just as fucking wild.
I mean 100 years ago we were in WWI and had the spanish flu pandemic to worry about which was 20x worse than covid
To be fair, I think you're right. They wouldn't be as bombarded with news back then as they are today. You can virtually know what's happening in every single country in the world in 10 minutes now. Back then, you would barely know what's happening the next state over unless you had a radio turned on and tuned into the right channel at the tight time.
@@genericwhitekidthesecond4330 How wild was it back then?
I'd say 200 years ago more like.
Damn 2130s kids... their generation have no idea how easy they have it...
I know right. They'll be dead before they chance their fucking selves into adulting. The omega-12 project if finished in time will keep the children not eaten by beetles or mutants from getting to adulting. Lucky fucks.
I back In my day, we had to walk to 7/11 uphill both ways.
My kid in 2040: **generic excuse**
Me, now a parent: i went to school during a pandemic >:(
@@6ftcheeseburger384 Asian dad
Me: So Onion, what kind of dystopia is humanity going to have to endure? Cyberpunk? Mad Max? Idiocrazy?
Onion: Yes.
Literally
Even the world of Elysium is better off than The Onion’s future
A more realistic take than idiocracy
"I've shot my news load"
What a great finish
Hahahahahahahahahaha...
I get it.
Clap speed: Slow
The President being basically just a WWE Wrestler is too close to home.
Watch the movie "Idiocracy"
reminds me of a wrestler wearing tight golden trunks
At least he can speak coherently
You are aware that there are people pushing for Dwayne Johnson to run for POTUS, right? This will happen, sooner or later.
Looks like John fetterman
This 10 minute video got more world building than 99% of movies
This is aging well as of October 2023.
Well that looked like a hell of a lot of work went into it
BillyOftenWilliamPalmer I
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Bruh, The last remaining Israelite and the last remaining Palestinian are still at war. The Onion actually foreseeing the future.
It's ONN of course they predicted it
THEY WERE THERE!
It’s not really a stretch of imagination, the kazar so called israelis will never stop, and the arab Palestinians shouldn’t have to.
That guy i was reading was right. People mistake satire for futuretelling when its really just making calculated comments
@@Fausto_4841 The khazar theory has been disproven countless times. Yes, Israelis will never stop fighting for their land, and Palestinians should be able to negotiate, however all of this is being hindered by the Hamas. Both people have a valid claim to the land they currently own. Please take your biased and anti-Semitic bs somewhere else
@@yonboi6644 just tell him "fuck you anti semite piece of shit" thats how you deal with war losing whiney Arabs lol
The Israeli and gaza bit aged like fine wine
This was absolutely brilliant. It's like 20 more Robocop commercials.
The way they extrapolated how the English language might shift over the next 117 years was so subtly genius
How it is vitamin?
Love you!
@@GrimgoreIronhide what it do zesty?
Criticalisms and frustrage
Well, I’ve shot my news load
Wow, when a 10 minute comedy skit from TheOnion has a better plot than most sci-fi movies today
There should be a movie. And some books and a TV show.
Thank you for standing there.
no it doesn't
@Tsinat Gebreselassie no they don't
@Tsinat Gebreselassie Except i have also researched filmmaking, entertainment, and me, and i tend to know somewhat more then you, thanks for your petty response.
Thank you, next.
Tsinat Gebreselassie no, being overly confident in fight and or argument/debate is a good way to lose early. Even though it’s worked quite well for Conor mcgregor. Your replies came off as assholish, so yes. Please do fuck off.
This aged like milk if milk ages in reverse in the future
We’re ever closer to the Gaza Scrap
"Widespread support among the Israeli."
widespread? it's 100% support. I think this news source is fake news...
@@Freezo90967 No, its only around 87% of the Israeli supports this.
I mean the onion is just fake news sooo....
@@fannin8583 No duh, it's a joke.
Oskari Peurala
I don’t think you understood the joke. There was 1 Israeli left in the entire world.
One day people will realize this video was a prophecy.
@Akilleus incorrect but idiocracy was still a masterpiece
Just like they have with all the other onion videos
But when that day happens, they won't care, because they'll be too busy wanting to fucking die.
well gay marriage got legalized, so they were wrong about that
@@medexamtoolsdotcom If he ever stops dragging his feet....how many empty promises do we have to hear until the extermination of mankind?
Watch 3:20 minutes in. Never gets old. Struggle over the Gaza scrap.
I wondered why it was recommended now. Palestine vs Israel, of course
“Every word I said here was true more news is not possible”
"I've shot my news load."
Pretty much every big news network, lol
"True Reality."
A woman journalist who says "I've shot my news load" Is a a journalist i can trust.
Are we not as good as the lizard people of Arizony?
10 years ago, I believed this was a joke, but the Onion has accurately predicted so many other things that I’m not so sure anymore.
3:30 this will become reality at this rate 😢
Maybe some day there wil be a state in the USA called "Procter and Gambel" :D
ca. 7:03
@@666LonesomeSailoroh we’re gonna have a state called Coke one day I guarantee it.
@@RL_ManicFXand a "Disney Land"?! xD
Thay hazz a space time satellite!
This is like Mad Max + Idiocracy + Wall-E
+ Max Headroom
Mad Max, Borderlands, and Idiocracy all rolled up on one.
@Hoàng Nguyên Nostradamus had it predicted first
i was thinking the same thing!!
666th like
Dystopian satire should be a more popular type of humor
+1
dont worry it will be commonplace in the future
Fallout
Brazil
Idiocracy
3:20
This part will probably still be relevant when my great-grandkids die of old age.
watching this video while stoned to hell and back is probably the closest i'll get to shifting into an alternate reality
me currently
Dear Onion. Its 2019. We need you back.
Dear Onion. Its 2020. We need you back.
@@galliumgames3962 Dear Onion, It's 2020. WW3 starting soon and the future is coming true.
Joe Mama no, just more fear porn (no not THAT porn -> NOT coincidentally Also owned by the Small Hats), from the mainstream media. What's real anymore? What can you believe coming from pathological liars with a agenda? Not a Damn thing, that's what. I assume nothing that I haven't seen, touched, or sensed or that didn't come from someone first hand that I trust. They're so full of shit its sick. And people still buy into this binary "Left/Right" paradigm nonsense and continue to consent by participating. I'll be writing in a "No confidence" vote for any "elections" that go beyond Sheriff. I don't expect many people to be able to understand what I'm talking about as most have proven to be so mentally entrenched in this Beast system that I don't even usually bother trying to peel their eyelids back to reboot their brains. This isn't a shot at you, per se, but rather a general statement.
@@realitybeneathveils5687 bitch im a shitposter so whoosh maybe?
Also funny that u said porn but not mean porn, i look up porn of the most degenerate stuff on google so lol
Also u said Joe Mama lol
Also its the onion which is loterally satirical fake news
US uP
I am convinced that The Onion just gets news from alternate realities.
Probably not far from the truth.
Nah, its probably this reality
Half of the time, they do get it from the future.
@@potatoes5829 this is most certainly the future, I can easily see the Palestine Israel situation of just two guys remaining happening
This is our version of Interdimentional Cable
"The Chipotlakes". This is gold.
3:19 Relevant
Great details. "I love you" as a casual greeting to imply the word love lost it's meaning. Also the fact that you can buy a senate seat is a logical conclusion today's plutocracy.
I think that might be a reference to the line in idiocracy, “Welcome to Costco, I love you.” Both that movie and this skit have the same themes as well.
And the suble use of "fucking" for emphasis in a formal setting
that's why this is a real comedy video, real writing, good writing unlike the bullshit worthless slapstick humor, mindless eyecandy in movies that holywood directors make... just throw a bunch of money, make CGI, throw in a popular celebrity, destroy a bunch of stuff, add sex and drugs, gun fights, car chases... idiotic.
A few seconds of dialogue in this video have a lot of depth. Makes you think.
The Governor of Illinois tried to sell one in 09
I like how their names and positive adjectives had to do with food, implying how highly valued it is. Orange, Vitamin, Zesty, "real spicy," etc.
"citizens are expressing their frust-rage" that's my favorite part about this
Madnap I like "thank you for the news, I love you".
@@neonmajora8454 I love you
It's frustrageous
Agreed! I plan to integrate frust-rage into conversations whenever possible!
Very Newspeak of them. Lots of clever language usage here, Orwell would be proud (and horrified).
i watch this once a year to see how accurate it may be, and every year it gets a little more accurate.
3:19 Ahhh, that's why this is in my recommended today.
Plot twist. The Onion actually is broadcasting from the future but they're still being ironic and satirical.
OMG this comment is so underrated!😱
This changes everything, it makes the world building so much more logical too!
Still means the future is something to be very concerned about.
You're commenting all wrong. You're not supposed to say anything interesting or clever, you're supposed to say "I love how [rephrasing of the video's premise stupidly]". Or at least a lame, transient internet meme.
Plot twist. The onion could have done the current news back then and it could have been considered satirical.
I hope