New Jehovah's Witness TV Series Just Launched! It's Bad!
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2024
- The much-anticipated Watchtower Series: The Good News According To Jesus just got previewed at the 2024: Declare The Good News Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses.
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I'm noticing a detachment mixed with boredom in myself while watching this. I used to be furious, not anymore. Yeee, healing well, thanks Wally and all the beautiful apostates that helped me!
Remember how the JW's told us that the Bible agrees with science? Well right on the first page of the Bible we can see that it does not agree with science. Many have overlooked this. I know I did. And I was shocked when I read it.
There it says that God separated the water with a VOID. Water above the void and water below the void.
Some Bible versions call it a vault, a firmament or an expanse but it all means the same thing.
To the water below the void, he gathered to its place so that dry land would appear in its midst- land and sea.
He called the void HEAVEN. So according to the Bible's definition of Heaven, when you jump up into the air or jump off your roof you are briefly in heaven. The Bible says that angels and birds fly through midheaven. The book of Psalms mentions the water above heaven. The Bible says that when it rains that is God opening up the floodgates of Heaven-obviously to let some of that upper water rain down upon us.
The Bible writers and the people of that time had no concept of the cosmos. They did not know that we were living upon a planet revolving around the Sun in a solar system. They had no concept of planets. To them the sun moon and stars were simply lights placed in the void by God.
Genesis goes on to state that God created two great lights, one by day and one by night, and also the stars and he placed them IN THE VOID. It says he also created birds to fly across the void.
With beliefs such as this it is no wonder that medieval paintings depict God and the angels sitting upon the clouds. It wasn't until the last few hundred years with the age of Discovery and the invention of powerful telescopes that we began to truly understand outer space and our relation to it.
So when you go outside in a clear blue day and look up and see all that blue, keep in mind that the Bible writer thought that was an ocean of water up there above the sun moon stars birds and angels.
💜💜💜💜I‘m so happy for you!
I am in a very similar boat to you, it is nice to sit and watch these for the entertainment element, rather than being extremely angry about what I grew up with
Yeah !!! It’s such a good feeling to be able to watch it and reason purely on logic. I love that I am no longer angry.
It’s so good to heal
Healing is wonderful! Always brings me joy to hear that someone is experiencing healing.💜🤍
I wonder if they filmed this at their 10 million dollar filming location in Australia, meanwhile abuse victims still wait for compensation......
With Gabriel's Aussie accent, I can't believe they passed up the opportunity to have him say "G'day, you highly favoured one" - which would actually be more in line with the scripture.
I thought the same thing! Aussie Gabe
@@back-roomconfessions6746 When I was in many years ago, we even had a joke: How do we know angels are Australian? Because Gabriel greeted Mary with "G'day"!
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Vegemite😂
An old angel 🤣
The actor giving the most in this was definitely Adam’s eyebrow
Ha ha ha thought that too.
Ong that is hilarious!!!!! Thanks for making me laugh!
That's not fair, You should to get use to include time lines mark 🧐 so the eyebrow would be avalaible at any moment. 😊
@@Casiqueorquestait’s at the very beginning 😂
100% 😂
Good job the gb made another rubbish Jesus drama, instead of wasting the congregations donations on the, poor, hungry and homeless...
Jehovah's witnesses are always putting out propaganda. They want more followers so they can get more money.
Exactly this gover Ning body is ridiculous and ambitious
I’ve seen many elderly JW’s left to fend for themselves forgotten because they no longer can do the bidding of the WT GB’s !!!
Of course you'd only say that about a JW film. Not about the billions of dollars 'wasted' annually on thousands commercial films which could be better used to help 'the poor, hungry and homeless...'
Need to eat my popcorn quick so I can use the bucket to barf in
😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t help but wonder how Adam and Eve’s hair is so perfectly coiffed and gelled.
I remember thinking when I saw the trailer, “THAT’S what Gabriel sounds like?!”
They were closer to perfection, so their scalps naturally excrete a combination of Pantene leave in conditioner and Redken sculpting gel. Those of us who make it into the paradise and perfection can look forward to the same blessings. We'll finally be free from sin and hair stylists!
@@grisch4329😂😂😂
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Why did they have an old man play Gabriel, I have always imagine him as young, beautiful, muscular and perfect looking, after all he's an angel and Gods warrior.
I just kept thinking - how much money do they spend on these “movies”? Money my family “donated” - while we sat eating beans every night. 🤦♀️
Grew up in working poor family, in the " project" when JWs came thru selling the WT & awake mags my dad would make up one or two bags of food for the women & kids, They came thru on Saturdays, all us kids wete outside playing or inside , cartoons blaring , the kids in tow w moms door to door. My dad would have them sit down for a meal as he was always making soup or a casserole. He'd speak of breaking bread.. send them on their way with the dimes for publications, bags of groceries,he'd have my mom drive them home w the kids, groceries. We felt so sorry for them. As Catholics, he'd tell them we"d pray for them.
The Society is using money which it is supposed to be using to pay lawsuits and settlements. But, since the Society habitually refers to such revenue as "dedicated funds", it needs to produce these films in order to give the appearance of using the money for the purpose for which it is ostensibly "dedicated", to wit, dispensing its misinterpretation of the most nonsensical library of books ever written.
Yeah stay poor and illiterate. My poor mother is now 84 and still spooked by the end.
Leaders in all spheres of society are shameless when it comes to taking people's money and leaving them with less than what they started off.
Well, they have you to work as slaves, building KHs and then sell them with profit....
Omg, Eva with makeup nails and eyebrows done and Adam with gel on hairs. Both white caucasians. Bring more stereotypes 😂😂😂😂😂
Is there any other color of caucasian, than white? Black, yellow or red caucasian ?
@@m.weston7114😂😂😂😂😂. l realised that mistake. Easily done. But these are ridiculous. Would a tree python be at that end of the planet? Never seen apples shaped like that one. 😮.
@@m.weston7114 Didnt think about that. But thanks i learn something new every day 👍
@@maeterith1984I think people take the serpent in the garden a little too literally... Since Lucifer translates to both shining one and serpent it is more likely in my own mind that he appeared to even as his angelic form whom eve would likely have known due to his high status at the time. This makes it more understanding why she would even listen to him in the first place
Nothing Black can come from something white, so here we go, like the other commenter said, this is white supremacy & if all the Black & Hispanic & Indian & Asian brothers & sisters can't see that, than the organization did a super job Brainwashing them, They will say, color doesn't mater it's the message, well if that's true, why can't that actors playing Adam & eve be black, what would the reaction of the brothers & sisters be & what would they say about it? If color doesn't matter, they should say absolutely nothing & that's the question that should be asked😊
I never fail to feel overcome with sadness ,when watching this watchtower living in the past nonsense,when they could do so much good with all that time ,money and free labor.
Give a man to fish and you feed him for the day..Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life . This is also true of spirituality . Teach a person to have spirituality and he will benefit himself and others for the rest of his life . Perhaps living on into all eternity . Or being given a Resurrection of the righteous .
You are right 100% the angel is exactly the governing body.
👼: G'day, you deeply favoured Sheila
🙏: She was deeply disturbed by his words and wondered what kind of greeting this could be
😂😂😂😂😂
This angel is very clearly a picture not of a kind angel but a scary narcissistic governing member.
Can you imagine Stephen Lett with a beard playing the angel? It's a nightmare!
“Wait! You doubt ME?” (Says the actor Angel Lett). “Well you’re bahhhhd! You’re baaaaaahd! You know it! You know it!”
You Shall know The Truth, & The Truth Shall Set about you,if you don't obey & follow The.Gov. Body.
Formally known as the Brooklyn Boys. 👍.
@@williamgraham1062 Those Baaaaahhhhdd Brooklyn Boys!
Yeah and he's all white. Never have seen any other angels of any other ethnicity, why am I not surprised...
Im worried that watchtower making a video with 2 naked people might arouse some brothers😭😂
"Homosexuals invented naked people to sexualize...naked people." -Tony "Your Skin's Too Tight" Morris.
Gonna be a lot of pillow humping isn’t it!🤣
Ooo, I love a natural woman, all hairy legged an’ everythang 😜
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There was no pillow involved in the making of this drama.
It infuriates me when they just throw in the made up name Jehovah into new testament text when it has NEVER been found in any new testament manuscripts. Who needs biblical scholars when you can just amend the bible yourself?
Everyone knows that in the 1st century people spoke English and used a name for God that wouldn't be invented for another 16 centuries.
You obviously do not do your research.
@@Dontlie2024
Enlighten us.
@@Dontlie2024I'm interested in your take.
@@violinfanatickamraz1403 I am Italian. In Italy my name is Geovanni. Ok I invite you to say it out loud, go on, Geovanni. Yes you did well. But I do not live in Italy any more, I live in Australia, and here the translation for Geovanni is John. Yes I am called John and it sounds nothing like Geovanni. Is that a problem, no, I am in Australia and here my name is John, it is as simple as that. I do not complain to my friends that they are not pronouncing my name correctly, because they are not. Pronouncing my name in Australia is 100% correct, and I would not want it any other way. The same applies to the anglasised translation and pronounciation of tetragrammaton, the 4 Hebrew consonants of God's name, Jehovah. Why is this correct? Because the principles of translation of every other hebrew dirivative of God's name have been translated into english the same way . Here are the examples. Jehoaddah, Jehoaddin, Jehoahaz, Jehoash, Jehohanan, Jehoiachin, Jehoiada, Jehoiakim, Jehoiarib, Jehonadab, Jehonathon, Jehoram, Jehoshabeath, Jehoshaphat, Jehosheba, Jehoshua. Funny how no one ever questions the translation or pronouciation of all these hebrew names which are all derivatives of Jehovah's name. Makes you think doesn't it. When Jesus Christ himself gave us the Lords prayer he taught us to pray for God's name to be hallowed or sanctified, to be able to do that we have to know God's name and use it. It does not matter if we are from Thailand, Russia, China, USA or Australia we are expected to use Gods name the way it is used in their language. Jesus said in John 17:26 " I have made your name known to them and will make it known". If we are Christian, which means that we are footstep followers of Christ, then for that to be true we have to do the same. It is as simple as that. I hope that all makes sense. Truth should not be complicated, it's people that do that. And just to put the cat amongst the pigeons I thought I would quote Acts 15: 14&17. American Standard Version Bible, "Symeon hath rehearsed how first God visited the Gentiles, to take out of them a people for his name...........upon whom my name is called ". Have fun
It’s funny to me how all these men living in these ancient times have perfectly groomed hair and beards.
With the exception of Adam, there's nothing unrealistic about that actually! There were many excellent barbers in the Roman empire, and they paid a lot of attention into looking good
This cult is beyond bizarre.
Omg its SOOOO ANNOYING how many times they slip in "Jehovah" when we KNOW NO-ONE USED THAT NAME THEN!! UGGHHH
@cultytalk
Authenticity ?? Where is it ??
same with John
That's why they're changing their name soon
They had no J's.
While the tetragramatom will be in the original text . You now know the spirit person being talked of - Almighty God Jah . You now know the name of the only TRUE GOD over everyone else . In this it is correct . Praise Jah / Yah / Jehovah Almighty God 83:18 . We also now know that this Almighty Gods name is not Jesus . Just for clarity . Unless you are in spiritual darkness !
Ugh. “ sexual relations”?! That’s the GB. She would have said “ lain with” or “ have known a man” back then. That phrase, and the word “ pornia” make my damn skin crawl
@theredqueen4986 ughhhh not sure what I hated worse. Pornia or HeAVy PeTtiNg 🙄
Same, they also say it in a predatory way all the time. It's 2024 sex is not as taboo as they make it seem...
And then she says she's a slave
A spiritual creature, so weak to stand during his small task, sits down on a physical stool?! 🤔 They are so clueless. 🤦🏼♂️
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Ha ha can't even make a parody ,on these clowns.
That's an Emerald Tree Boa, and is native to *South America,* not the Middle East, where the Garden of Eden "supposedly" existed.
I can see why it’s appealing to focus so much on video for the GB. It is more engaging, more focused on emotions. But their literal interpretation of the Bible shown so with this pseudo-realistic reverence actually highlights how ridiculous and unbelievable their bible interpretation is.
And using a 'harmonised' approach - as in merging all the gospels (tbf most nativity plays do this with shepherds and 'kings') yet trying to use the exact text from their translation..... tricky
They saw The Chosen and thought “oh hell yeah, we need one of those shows for our people too”. 😂
The GB is so jealous of the success of The Chosen. They think spending $1B+ on a studio is going to improve this trash.
Yeah. And it's a million times better. The Chosen just goes off the rails. It's completely inaccurate.
Zachariah looked more like he was having a panic attack.
And, when Mary said the Magnificat, the actress came across as depressed and introspective rather than as someone who was ostensibly glad to be doing something for the Lord, in this case allegedly bearing his Son. That scene well summarizes the mental attitude of Jehovah's witnesses while engaging in what the Society tells them is kingdom service.
26:03 Mary says “hello” as a greeting which wasn’t invented until the 1800’s. Small side point.
So, I guess Eve had makeup? Cool story bro
No animals were harmed,all the make up used.Made with natural fig tree vegan friendly resources.😊
Exactly what I thought. 😂😂
And they are both white?? Nope. They are stupid .
And where’s her hairy legs ? 😆
Adam's perfect salon beard 😂
You know that the angel Gabriel is the GB, writing themselves into the story
100%
Judging by the accent it’s specifically Geoffrey Jackson.
Oh my god Wally. The Vanilla Ice reference I was SCREAMING YES! YES! It's like you see in my head when you edit sometimes. Must be from the same era.
Aaaand how many of the actors aren't middle eastern ? 👀 Alot of them look white. If they want accuracy, they blew it already lol
GB obviously not seen Putin's revelations..
Right also Ethiopia backs up Putin because they are claiming they had the Bible first & some ppl took it and race swapped everyone
Cuddling w my kitten and watching this. Ready for the mess!
enjoy
I love how it's a woman who picked the "forbidden" fruit. 🙄🙄🙄
and it looks like an eggplant
LOOKING LIKE EGG 🥚 PLANT goes well with the rest of the crazy 🤪 story, and they never used Jehovahs name back then ,Elizabeth looked pretty good for an Old 🧓 lady (pull the other leg)I'm in my 80 and still have not got grey hair, it's got to be a joke ,and Thanks again Wally for putting this Mess Up ¿?¿*
@@exjehovahswitness 🤣
@@exjehovahswitness I thought it looked like a skinny type of Mango 🥭
@@exjehovahswitness
It looks more like a mal formed Man-go.
Hello Wally🤗🌟👏👍👏thank you for your insightful, humourous, intelligent efforts! So valuable & helpful! You're amazing!👏👏🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟☯️
Opening statement from Adam “oh shit! We’re naked!”
So, they're suggesting the serpent communicated with her telepathically? Poor snake being punished for what the Devil made him do. In the jungle, snakes still live in trees!
Ha ha, the Aussies are in the house.
It's so funny that you brought up the canon in D interpolation because I was thinking the exact same thing
As in Pachelbel's Canon in D?
The Society's orchestra definitely went with a variation on the theme of the "Canon". But, I will admit that I'm surprised the Society didn't use a variation of the new original "Kingdom Song" from the Sunday afternoon session of this same regional assembly.
Watching this .... 'once upon a time in a far away land' .. . How did I ever believe this literal 2000 + years old fairy story? Think it speaks for itself to todays more awake generation who wont be hoodwinked like our generation and previous ones were. We know better. ❤
Why are they a white couple?
Jw is a racist
Joseph Smith said garden of Eden was in Missouri 😅
Another thing: he wouldn't have ever said praise Jehovah because it wasn't legal to use the word Jehovah as it was too sacred to use holding death sentence for its use...
It’s fascinating how different Christian religions view the fall of Adam and Eve. Mormonism view the fall as necessary and they don’t vilify Adam and Eve.
I agree.
If it even happened all that way, I doubt. That’s why I’m always thrown out of religions the way men are thrown out of bars. 😂
Mormons are also a cult
The Mormons seem crazy but I think they could have gotten a lot right.... If they weren't so crazy
Interesting note about Adam and Eve: They were vegetarians.
There they go with their dramatic background music 🤣🤣 I appreciate you catching this stuff, I don't know if you have pemos sending you this, but it keeps us out of their website 😂
lol it's actually on the website! but yeah screw that!
That background music sounds like something swear heard at regular people's weddings !
Rebecca, I'm trying to come up with what "pemos" stands for. Physically Entrapped Mentally Out?
ok... big question here....how did they get such high production with the angel effects, camera work, and audio? if witnesses are supposed to go in service and not seek higher education, how did they find people that can do HIGH END video work? they HAD to outsource this. but they claim all of this is from inside the congregations. I grew up with not being able to use my computer for more than 1 hour a day (dad was an elder) . you can't learn CGI in one hour a day, let alone a whole course on it. You either go in service all week, or you dive DEEP into video and audio work. I would know, I'm an audio engineer now by trade, it took me YEARS to get where I am
No they already have movie studios area and theyre building the huuuuge one in Ramapo
Good question.
@@cultytalk oh I understand, but my point is the people that work in the studios
Old dudes in white robes are super terrifying.
Just you wait 'til Armageddon.
@@Books384 I saw that movie a long time ago. I also saw its ugly cousin, Deep Impact.
@@AnkhInfinitus You'll see the real thing shortly.
@@Books384 There's no hate like christian love.
@@AnkhInfinitus Christian love is why we're warning you beforehand. So you can change. 'Jehovah is not slow concerning his promise, as some people consider slowness, but he is patient with you because he does not desire anyone to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentance.' - 2 Peter 3:9
Why do Adam and Eve appear to be experiencing emotions they shouldn't be able to before they ate the fruit?
Thank you
I feel sorry this poor baby in the video has no other choice but to be brought up in this cult .
From the little nibble on the phallic fruit to the blue eyed Anglo angel this entire thing is super cringey.
The " fruit " in Eve's hand looks like an eggplant 🍆
I don't like how Zechariah asked one question, and gets punished, but Mary asks the same question and nothing.
Maybe Gabriel work up on the wrong side of the bed.
My goodness I was so tired all the time when I was a jw.
I’m sure the tiny bite was to make a point. Even a tiny disobedience will be the ruin of all humanity for thousands of years.
Just a little bit of poop in the cookie…
I’m sure it has to do with anything negative about the org. You can’t listen to anything negative
Wally - you are the best! Thanks for making something stupid so funny and enjoyable!!!!
Good night! Hope you guys can see the northern lights!
i did last night it was sick!
The northern lights are magnificent. I can see the changing colors of the sky even in our light-polluted area. I am leaving the city tonight and cannot wait to see them!
Funny thing, I live in artic circle where you can see northern Light quite often.
But now when the magnetic storms are extremely high(highest in 20 year), it's already too bright in here during night to see them. 😅
it was cool even in my town where it was just an extremely pale green I could not see that well it was still cool
@@GaleGummola that's fascinating. Is it the brightest you've experienced?
My question to Stephen Lett is: If babies are ENEMIES OF GOD, then what was Jesus when he was a baby? Make that make sense, Stephen!!!!!!!...CULT
Rose Mary's baby
So the first people came with nicely cut and washed hair, trimmed bears and makeup? 😮
I would have liked a member over the Governing Body being cast as the angel... or even Tony Morris. That would have been hilarious.
Does Gabriels accent make the scene hilarious to anyone else?
This whole thing is hilarious to us Australians, a lot of us can’t take our own accent seriously…
@@heidijay5902 please don't think i was taking the mick out of Australian accents. I wasn't lauging at the actual accent. Now i read it back to myself i can see how it could be taken as laughing at Australians. Im so sorry.
Bro your explanation in the last few minutes there about what would be a decent prophecy represents my feelings perfectly!😊 Great vids man, please know they are appreciated.
I don't know why they had to have that narrator through the entire thing.
probably because this section features more women then men so they have to make sure they are here to mansplain everything
Fewer lines for the actors is okay with me.
easier to dub? but also they want to use the Bible text - whilst merging the different gospels into one narrative....
I’ve gotta stop. When the Aussie guy said about Z: “his math was opened”, I had to stop. I mean, this is going to make future JWs? But honestly, no JW born in has ever SEEN a Bible movie because they haven’t been allowed! And Bible movies were all from the “wicked world”! So this may be their first time seeing the Bible Story in film. I BETCHA JWs will all start talking in Australian accents!!
Only the English speakers; currently Jesus has an American accent in most movies
@@helenr4300 that’s why I liked Mel Gibson’s filming in the original language of Jesus. But people had to know how to read. Subtitles. Higher Education.
13:22 fantastic point. GB are sending a clear message: Don’t question me or you will be silenced.
This might not have occurred to me if you hadn’t mentioned it. Thank you.
Um, why is it an eggplant…???
#awkward
I'm dying! LOL
@@Djbetterjusthavingfun Because that's another "fact" this cult is trying to twist to be different from all the other sects. Everyone else says apple? We'll make it something else.
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Obviously, it's not the first eggplant she's handled...
Wally carrying on and ignoring zizi was hilarious 😂
Thank you for the video. God bless you
This is where the millions of dollars of donated money is going? Juat wait until the movie studio is finished. I said it before, they watched They Chosen and wanted in on the action and $$$
💯 and they get 100% of profits because they use 100% SLAVE LABOR
Gabriel is the third Hemsworth brother.
I dislike how men "romanticise" this lack of choice, the pain the women have to go through during the pregnancy and during labour. Does it transpire only for me?
After experiencing it, yes. Some men like that we suffer
Now they do not need fake beards for their dramas or videos lol
Maybe that’s why they allowed the changes, so they could save money in the wardrobe dept of JW Studios. 🤣
@@ShoNuffSoulBro1 Exactly what I thought
Was s lowkey expecting Elizabeth to go "Blessed be the Fruit" Handmaid's Tale style.
Arndt babies enemy of Jehovah? according to the angel Stephen Lett?
Wonder if the beard thing came about because of their movie studio.
Excellent review, Wally. Thanks 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼❤❤❤
Love, love, love, Zizzi ❤
I love your take on this. I laughed so much! You are amazing Wally and looking well 😉 ❤
Wow, the Australian accents really give it an authentic feel.
The white woman Eve! And the white man Adam! And lets not forget the WHITE JESUS! im pimo and always felt off by this
Every one knows that illustrations impacts the mind hence why JW make so much effort in describing the temple of God. Showing God's people as white is distorting 'Truth'
. how long will they carry on with their Lies. They should take a leaf out of the Archbishop of Canterbury who apologies in 2020 for portraying Yeshua as white...his confession made me look further on JW stand and sure enough...I'm am not a racist but truth is truth. And they have the audacity of calling themselves Gods representatives on Earth...
Come on, JWs are many things but racist is not one of them. It's purely illustrative, the accents are Australian ffs.
Well, do think the first humans were black?
@@Karl-dd4om Well "Adam" is a hebrew word meaning "red" (and he was made of clay, no?)... White is a recessive gene.
@chudchadanstud LMAOOO! And I know you love love illustrations of the WHITE ANGELS 😇 ♥️ LMAOOOO! tell me your racist? Without telling me your RACIST! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 some white people are more then comical 😆 🤣 😂
The Spongebob clip made me wheeze, lmao. Thanks, Wally.
Same 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love watching your videos🙃
thanks that's sweet!
Great Job Wally Thanks
At 26.39 I'm surprised that Elizabeth didn't call her pregnancy her assignment instead of "privilege". Watchtower-speak seems everywhere
thank you Wally. Love listening to you. Appreciate it (:
I love your cat ❤ coming to say hello
You’re looking well Wally. Funny that the cast have Ozzie accents, very authentic. Oh and, cake please! Enjoyed this x
makes a change from US accents. Of course only the English version will have these accents...
She took the tiniest bite because JW Leaders want you to see the tiniest errors can lead to huge catastrophic mistakes: like for example, false prophicies...
LMAO The Aussie angel sitting on the stool and says "Jehovah God!" Baaaaahhhaaaaahaaahaaaaaaa!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Jehoover.
JayHooVeR
And he's old, Angela are not old, they're supposed to be perfect pretty much. Lucifer was beautiful too.
Omg your prophesizing at the end. 😂😂😂 well done
The accents that seem to be British/Scottish/Australian/New Zealand add to the unbelievableness of what the movie is portraying.
The often-awkward New World Translation wordings sound doubly awkward when actors are tasked with pronouncing them. "No DECLARATION will be impossible for God" is surely a mistranslation; the underlying Hebrew idiom (carried over into Greek) means "no matter [or simply, nothing] will be impossible for God." To hear Mary speak of "sexual relations" is painfully over-explicit and sounds way too modern; in the actual Greek text she speaks of not "knowing" a man, using the standard Bible euphemism for intimate relations. They might rather translate "sleep with", the corresponding English euphemism for the same concept.
Why does the fruit of the tree of knowledge look like the eggplant emoji?
can't be an apple as text doesn't say that.....
@@helenr4300lol but it doesn't say ANY fruit name! LMAO 😂😂😂
Well, who knew that angels are Australians? Lol
First time I saw Gabriel my red flags screamed pdf file. The whole thing is atrocious. I'm Aussie, so I can say this. Our accent doesn't work! The desert for the ground does, and why not give birth in the bush with the drop bears (😜)?
Makes a nice change from the American Jesus and friends (Brit here)
Well that because this Gabriel is the GB.
Gabriel: That's not a savior.....this is a savior 👼
Damn man I never knew the crocodile dundee was gabriel this whole time!
"Adam" means "red earth", white is the wrong shade.....Keeping the older parts of the Scriptures in their cultural context is vital to better understanding.
@@Bid-yz1ks From the same root as "Edom" = "red".
I wonder if some of the actors don't actually have real beards now, as opposed to the sometimes hopelessly fake-looking beards we saw in older publications. There has been progress, sort of.
Eves evil face when she hands Adam the phalic fruit 😅
The angel is rhe bearded Sandetson.
it sure is!
Try Santason 😊
Can they do JUST ONE BLACK ANGEL!!!??? 🙄
Lol!
JWs would lose they Minds with rage and confusion lol.
Nope we’re cursed remember 😂
OMG 😲 WALLY,you always make me laughing 😃 out loud 🤣
Wally, I am the former Jehovah’s Witness. And I recently found Jesus I found that the Jehovah’s Witness is corrupted the Scriptures around Jesus being the incarnation of God in the flesh. Have you come to this realization or have you reached out to God and asked him to reveal himself to you? Jesus was the word and the word became blush and.Dwelled among us. Pulling for you.
Jesus was the other God who became human?😅. I get confused about who God is. Is Jesus God (Yes). Father(the term used by Jesus to refer to someone) God as well? Two Gods? I dont know.
19:51 “Jehover is with you.”😂😂😂
An aussie angel
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OYE OYE OYE!😂
I always laugh at the obvious mispronouncement JehoveRRR
Makes me wonder if they even recognize what they’re doing and when they listen to themselves if they realize that they just butcher it haha
Isn't "forcing" someone into pregnancy also tantamount to R@PE?
Basically what God is, a rapist 😂
R@p3 involves sex. Christians don’t believe it involves any sex. I guess magic?
I thought the serpent spoke to Eve and got her to take the fruit. That doesn't happen in this?