A Teacher - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 18 дек 2020
- A trailer for a new show depicts a student’s (Andrew Dismukes) attempt to get special treatment from his teacher (Ego Nwodim).
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“What? The back seat of your.... bike?”
The pause is everything
@@vincentjohnflorio right?? Ego’s delivery in this skit is EVERYTHING
Especially that pause before “bike” at 1:05 😉😉😉
This was the one for me lmao and her saying her car is new 😂
@@ismth YASSSSS!!! Ego'd delivery is too real in this one LMAO
“You’re pulling C- in my class, that’s not hot for me.”
😂 😂 🤣 🤣 😂 😅
Great song
best line...so funny
🤣🤣🤣
OMG, this is Ms. Parham, my math teacher from 8th grade! She was a young, gorgeous black woman whom the boys loved and the girls wanted to be. She was also tough as nails.
I got my only detention from her, because I threw a book at the creepiest boy in class over something he said about her. She let me know, she didn't need my "help" and gave him a very embarrassing dressing down in front of the whole class that sounded a lot like this!
I still got in trouble, because that book whomped him in the head pretty hard. It was SOOOOO worth getting detention!
"That limp ass little neener."
Cracked me up.
Same
"Neener" and Presidents "Huckleberry" & "Kermit" totally tipped this sketch into the net for me. Cast was on point, Ego got to shine front and center.
Lmaooo I legit keep saying this at work 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't do nothin for me
And the girl who heard it too 😭
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a NORMAL reaction to a student’s sexual advances.
Thank you!! Some version of this would happen 99% of the time.
Normal? Yes.
Healthy? No.
Shaming a kid for underperforming isn't okay, regardless of context. It's funny here because it's a comedy skit, but irl that teacher could get in some really serious trouble for talking to a student like that.
The correct response would be to get the kid some help so that they understand that their advances are wrong and could get the teacher in a lot of trouble while reinforcing that the kid is gonna be okay.
Of course, that would only be in a society where mental health is taken seriously...which is currently none on the planet.
@@himi6536 How is this a mental health issue? This kid needs a reality check not medication. Smh. This is part of the reason why society's attitude towards mental health is so warped. Bad behavior and lack of discipline does not equate to mental health issues.
Queen Lilith, thanks for saying that homie
@@himi6536 while agree that IRL shaming the kids intelligence isn't correct. The teen doesn't need mental help just b/c they're attracted to their teacher. You can be a teacher at age 21/22. If an 18 yr old hits on a 23/24 year old would you say the 18 yr old needs help? The teacher has responsibility to deny their advances and if they continue its a convo about sexual harassment and boundaries.
This is by far the most realistic version of this scenario.. "I got that swagger like I'm not a pedophile... Healthcare and a parking spot" 😆 🤣
there goes my lunch break also carried that reality
😂
This is literally a break in retail. 30 minutes wasted on something stupid 😅😅
😂
Ego is so just hilarious. And Kristen Wiig is 😂😂😂I love them.
The moment she says "god I hate kids", that's the most relatable moment.
same
And me.
That was great - and she lost her lunch break. I'd be pissed as hell.
amen
@@frostyskeletons8950 A to the Men. Men, of course, not boys. ;-D
The fact that the background music keeps trying to do a romantic swell up but Ms. Williams just keeps shutting it down is criminally unrecognized.
“Would someone say kidding so I don’t have to do any paper work “
Real teacher here: THIS was the moment I knew they actually asked a real teacher how they'd feel.
Real Teacher here: most relatable line in this aside to the short lunch break
This really was an amazing line. lol
"" will someone say kidding so I dont have to do no paperwork. ""
She delivers every time 😄
"kidding" sounds like a code word for a ped......
She means, "Someone please tell me this is a joke so I don't have to report this."
So many great lines in this one, but that was my favorite. I think because, as a person who spent many years in the classroom, that was the one I might actually have uttered before...
As I teacher, I can confirm that at least 100% of teachers have said this before lol
@@dtschuor459 I wrote the same on someone else's comment! As a teacher, I knew they had asked an actual teacher how they'd feel about the whole thing.
"You keep circling the bubble instead of filling it in." LMAO.
I did this once freshman year of high school and the absolute shame I had after has prevented me from ever doing it again
It was just so perfect!
"You think that's sexy?"
"a little"
Ive seen it wit my own eyes lol
who else got the reference? :P
"I stop thinking about y'all the minute you walk out of this classroom"
Literally every teacher ever!!
“You think you cute?!” The way she roasted him has me so weak! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Extra crispy. 😆
Ladies and gentlemen that is what you call a good read... the shade is real.
This is the first I am hearing of the show, and if I must have heard about it, I am glad that I heard it here first.
To filth...
That show is disgusting as the show Pretty Little Liars with male teacher and female student. Why are they promoting such degeneracy 🤢
@@lavish_1717 I disagree. The whole purpose of A Teacher is to show the consequences of teachers taking advantage of students and show the horrible process of grooming; which is very different from in Pretty Little Liars where they normalized statutory rape.
@@chelseajuste3176
Ah you have a valid point
Petition to make SNL put the writers of each sketch in the description!
And their comments on making such a bad sketch gee
@@andresmendozaondatube what does this comment even mean
I feel like it could backfire on them for the sketches people don't like - that could provoke a lot of anxiety in the writers, wondering if people won't like the sketch and will be judging them for it!
And everyone in it. They don’t do that either sometimes.
@@jp9707 well it's clearly some new people because SNL hasn't been funny in a long time outside of Chappelle's recent sketches. You should be able to look up sketch writers the same way you hear a song you like and want to know who wrote or produced it. No one ever says it may backfire what if it's a bad song. Everyone is not the same, some people are better than others, some people hear they suck and work hard to be better. Nobody is giving you a participation trophy for writing a joke. 90s Mad TV is still funnier than SNL. In living color is STILL funnier than today's SNL. Then you got funny people being directed by unfunny people, that's why everyone leaves. Sam Jay is hilarious then you put her in a room with people telling her what's funny and what's not and it doesn't work. Bring back Mad or In Living Color and SNL would get buried deeper than Melania Trump's happiness
I'm a teacher and the most relatable part of this was, "Will someone say 'kidding' so I don't have to do no paperwork?"
Ali. Is this what you have ruclips.net/video/PsZ6B5nL0-s/видео.html
💽💽🔥🔥💪💪🎧🎧
Hilarious!!!! 😆
Agreed!! I'm not a teacher but my job makes me a mandated reporter, and when there's paperwork there's PAPERWORK.
Preach!
Fun fact: Ego wrote this sketch and she wrote the Dionne Warwick talk show
No way! She's even more talented than I thought. 👏🏼
Quality writing on her part!!
@@shadowburrito4 She had a Degree in Biology from USC and then decided to do comedy So..... She has the mental ability to do a whole plethora of things. I love her on SNL!!!!! She also has experience writing before she was on snl.
PLS SHE'S SO FUNNY💀
Fun fact: you are a liar. She didn't write this loser.
Ego plays older black women characters FLAWLESSLY! 🤣😂😂😅😅
IKR!! First Dionne Warwick , and now this!! I think she has found a niche!!!!
That can't be good if they already called character - you think😜😂😜😂😅
She basically is. Give her 20 years.
@@Mudoh415 Wtf does this even mean? Obviously in 20 years she will be an older Black woman....your attempt at shade is fairly stupid
Why wouldn’t she? she probably has used her mother, grandmother, and aunts as models. It would be the same thing for a woman of any ethnicity to draw in personality traits of older female relatives. Your comment sounds very limiting.
When she dropped the "you thought I wanted to have sex with someone who can't do the SATs?" line I knew then and there that the writers did a great job with this sketch.
It was written by Ego Nwodim, who plays the teacher.
As a Junior high teacher, I love everything about this skit.
@@rashan2424 bruh it's junior high...
Yes, I work in a high school and when I saw the add for the show this skit is based on, I was mad as heck! No adult in their right mind would ever see a teen, no matter how mature or good looking as an actual dating/sex partner, unless they are pedophiles. So glad this skit used humor to high light this.
@@BellaCin7783
Dumb comment... this has happened many times. Hence why this damn sketch even exists in the first place. Don’t speak on behalf of others...
@@StealthyZombie This sketch exists to parody a disgusting Hulu show that recently came out, that seems to glorify the relationships between teachers and students. Look at what the comment is saying before you embarrass yourself.
@@jezebellcosma5789 🎯💪🏾💯
"I got that swagger you have when you're not a Pedophile". LOL Epic!
Lmao she said “name one president”
“Huckleberry”
And "Kermit"
😂🤣
Omg!😄 LoL!
@@pattyayers Are 'Huckleberry' and 'Kermit' real past presidents? I'm certain most people can name at least 5 presidents, either because they know, they've been popularised through media, or they're on dollar bills.
...Finn
“Excuse me, young man. Did you think we were gonna fv
“we hook up in the backseat of your... bike?” IM HOWLING
what makes it even funnier when he can't name a president, there's a whole chart behind her!!!
I didn’t even notice the chart lol
I didn’t even see that-
You're assuming he can *read*.
@@javiercs006 😂 *true*
@@emiller1583 Also, it's kinda far.
"NO! We're not doing it in my car. My car is new!" love it!
Honestly, we're not talking about this line and delivery enough. I SCREAMED
Back seat of your...... bike? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"And where do you expect us to do it? On your bicycle?" I almost forgot about those two lines and I think they were the ones that made me laugh out loud the most.
My favourite line in the whole sketch 😂
With that line she kinda left the door open
plz why wasn’t this a Riverdale storyline instead
It was Archie w music teacher
Its every high school student storyline .....
Because that show is not on and SNL is being topical and relevant
@huntercollier gossip girl did. season 2, dan with a constance teacher
Natalee Bieber and then again with serena and her boarding school teacher lol
“You think I have enough money to throw away this job for yo limp ass little NEENER?” I laughed so hard I missed the rest of the skit and had to run it back. 🤣🤣🤣☠️
Ego's delivery of every single line is just perfect. This is some A+ writing and acting.
Another sketch headlining Ego?? It’s a Christmas miracle!!
666 likes, they just keep coming!!!!
You know they say every time a comment section gets 666 likes, a devil gets his pitch fork.
Lego my eggo
Totally inappropriate but totally funny!
I love ego! She's great on comedy bang bang
@@gordonrettmann8302 you just made that all by yourself?
"the back seat of your bike?" 🤣🤣🤣
Ladies and gentlemen that is what you call a good read... the shade is real.
@@chrispham8705 be original
I'm dying, as a teacher, this is seriously what I think about when I see these teacher/student relationships on tv.
What about the teacher/student relationships in reality?🤣
@@dannydark1452 disgust
“That swagger you have when you have healthcare and a parking spot”
This is how every student-teacher conversation should go anytime the topic gets off of schoolwork.🤣😂🤣😂
This is exactly how it went when I taught. "I'm not going to jail for no kid, get out my class. It's lunch time and you're taking up my time"
@@anamargarita7734 🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💯
Before I retired as a teacher, I had to get several kids straight on this subject. I just say this sentence, " I am not a pedophile and the boy usually leaves me alone." The time that a child didn't go away easily, I threatened to tell his parents.
PLEASE i haven’t seen an snl skit this funny in a WHILE
Damn straight! THIS was actually a good skit!
They are just on for this season.
Facts! I was dyin
Check out their new Christmas Lexus skit. Thank me later with a thumbs up later😁. It was truly good.
“No we’re not doing it in my car. My car is new.” I’ve watched this like 4 times and that still cracks me up.
"Would someone say kidding so I don't have to do no paperwork?" 😂😂😂
"You're pulling a C-minus in my class. That's not hot for me. You can barely read."
Ouch.
😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 No we not doing it in my car... My car is new 😐
🤣👌🏼
As a teacher, I love the detail of her lunch being an Ensure. You're generally expected to be doing work during lunch so yeah, you end up with an Ensure a lot of days.
"You thought I wanted to have sex with someone who can't do the SATs?" Omg I'm crying 😂😂😂 This is so good!
You circling around the bubble and not filling it in
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Yeah, that's def not sexy.
That's not hot for me!
bubble = puddy
@@elanadavis355 hahaha
EGO is definitely a gem to this show that they don't use enough and "That swagger you have when you have health insurance and a parking spot!" LMAO
They should use this sketch in schools to remind students and teachers to remain students and teachers 🙌🏽😳🤣
Should definitely be apart of the sexual harassment curriculum frfr
If teachers need to be reminded, they shouldn’t be shown this, they should get the fuck out of that job.
Does anyone else love how the music automatically stops the second Ms. Williams shuts him down?
I love how her door is open. As a teacher, you'd have to be insane to keep your door locked with only one student in the classroom.
My classroom has two open doors. One leads to the lab, and the lab has 4 open doors.
Our school doesn’t allow closed doors anywhere students are on the premises. Especially classrooms & faculty offices, gym, athletic offices. Faculty/staff handbook emphasizes ad infinitum. I’m surprised it’s optional elsewhere.
@@ns2110theonly Interesting. We're still closed -- and locked -- as a matter of course during class time. If meeting with just one or two students, though, the door is open.
@@fredocarroll no, my bad; I forgot to mention: classtime is the one exception & the only time we are closed and locked.
I noticed this too! Smart lady👏👏👏
I'm paranoid enough about this that even on zoom, I'm making sure there's always a third person on the call.
I’m sorry Ego is so under utilized she is HILARIOUS
Hilarious and a really good actress!
The student that walks in and then was like "guess its not a good time to ask this math question..." Turns around...priceless
This is too real... black women don’t play around
*Teachers don't play around...most of the time
@@pepperrgirl HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
@@pepperrgirl They didn't make an all correction. This is one of the stupidest posts I have read in a while and that's saying something
@@alexschalk5439 Yes they did. They tried to change it from black women to teachers.
@@lynnwilhoite6194It just wasn't a not all form. And also who cares. Even the most of the time bit was decent
This is hilarious. Should be required viewing for anyone who's ever had a "hot for teacher" fantasy.
well a fantasy is fine, it's just that something made up in your mind. but making it reality is a whole other story and definitely not ok.
She was not respectful of his feelings.
Actually: should be required viewing for anyone in school, just like the show “A Teacher” is fast becoming actual required viewing. You know, the show they’re referencing here.
@@benzaiten933 truth. And thankfully the message of the actual show “A Teacher”. Not cool, not sexy, not hot. Just awful, unlawful & definitely inappropriate, in every possible way.
I never understood that fantasy. My parents are teachers, so it feels like. . . bleargh, a gross gross GROSS fantasy to me, a violation of the teacher-student relationship. Two adults on, say, a college campus? Wait for the student to finish the class before even making a confession of attraction. Age gap? GROSS. WRONG. I hope my parents' students aren't undressing them in their heads, it's soooo wrong to sexualize the profession. Or desexualize it. But yeah, rant over.
Kyler is maybe the most cursed name I've ever heard and read
Peterson?
sorry
I know a Kyler. He's the only person I ever slapped in the face. But that's a long story.
What about Kyla ?
Hey that's my name! 🤣
“You can barely read”... “that ain’t attractive to me” HAHAHAHAHA
1:15 -- Lauren Holt just walking by, was going to touch base with Ms. Williams about something... recognizes what kind of convo they're having, and just NOPES the fuck outta there
XD
She said, "On the back seat of your what...bike?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
THIS LINE HAD ME HOLLARING
@@urockit2011 I absolutely lost it! 😂😭
I like the grey they added to Ego Nwodim's hair.
Trust, and she's still a dime...I get the kid.
@@DestroJJ Hahaha 😆
“Mrs.Willams I can’t stop thinking about you!”
“Why I’ll stop thinking about you the second you walk out of this classroom”
I cracked up 😂
True Facts
That’s the realist part ever......said a teacher.
“Name one President”
“Uhhhhhh...huckleberry”? 😂😭
Omg
“You think you cute?”
Know the answer is no.
Ego is so good in every skit. She is my favorite cast member
Same here. She is fantastic
Lmao this is pretty much why black teachers usually don’t get in these situations 🤣
Shiiiiit....try the faculty at my school. The office faculty got in trouble and once our coach.
I never thought about it but I haven’t seen any black teachers caught in relationships with students
You got that right!
We aren't a monolith, yet one thing that is common among the vast majority of Black people (Black women, in particular) is that we tend to separate our business and personal lives. We don't go to work looking for friends and relationships like other women do. That's why you'll rarely see a Black woman teacher deciding to be a pedophile. She won't fuck up her money, her family or her life. Historically, Black Women have never had the luxury of doing selfish shit. We have to think about everything and every body; we think strategically. So the last thing we would do is screw somebody's child for a cheap 10 second thrill. 🙄
@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 10 secs is prolly generous lol
@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Amen to this, and can confirm.
Brilliant sketch.
You kept circling the bubble instead of filling it in.... you think that’s sexy? 😂
'well kinda'- boy is stupid...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠☠
I loved Ego in this sketch! 😂😂 hilarious! And Lauren standing by the door .. 🤣🤣
Lauren by the door killed me 😂😭
"You're pulling a C- in my class. That's not hot for me. You can barely read." 🤣😂😂
"Miss Williams, I can't stop thinking about you!"
"Why? I stop thinking about y’all the minute you walk out of this classroom."
GOD that's a great comeback.
I think Ego is a great actress, and SNL has never really known what to do with cast members like that. They really underestimate the power of a good straightman/voice of reason.
You mean after "Eddie Murphy" ..took over the show ...THEY VOWED TO NEVER EVER LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN...and now they just wont hire or use funny black people on SNL...IJs!
This is epic. Ego needs more airtime.
“Will someone say kidding so I don’t have to do no paperwork?” 😂
“you can barely read” that sent me 🤣🤣
As a black man this is exactly how this would go in real life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
@ONLY 4C A E S T H E T I C Because we, as black people, know how to "throw shade" the way the teacher read him up and down lol. It's the art of "throwing shade."
@ONLY 4C A E S T H E T I C yeah you tried though, you will get there.
Destined to become a classic. One-liners fly fast & furious. Well-done all ‘round. Set, script, acting, videography, editing.. the whole enchilada! More ‘S2Episodes’ of ‘the teacher’ please.. 👍🏼
definitely not a claasic
As a high school history teacher, the “uh… huckleberry?” part is too real.
Not a teacher, but the minute someone shows back up and says "you probably remember me from the other day." No. No I don't, I actively forget about this job the moment I walk out the door at the end of the day. You do not want me to remember you.
Ego shows every week how they have to keep writing sketches for her. She’s amazing!
Ego N. nails this skit. She's going to be huge. I see a many years of success.
“you keep circling the bubble instead of filling it in, and you think that’s sexy?”
*“a little...”*
“God I hate kids”😂😂😂😭
The exaggerated swagger joke was absolutely brilliant
Andrew looks like the son on "American Housewife" in this skit.
Oh man. He really does! 😂
As a high school teacher I can say that it's true that we stop thinking about the kids once they leave the room and that our lunch break is like 5 minutes 😂🤣
You keep circling the bubble, instead of feeling it in! Lol!
Ego is killing it this season!!!!
That swag you feel when you have health care and a parking spot
“I have that swagger you have when you’re not a pedophile.” Dead.
Circling the bubble instead of filling it in. LOL He needs some extra special help for sure.😂
This is hilarious. "Walk me through it, you take me back to your what..?"
Ego is becoming one of my favorites cast members
02:32 LMAO that eggplant emoji
i literally dont understand how a GROWN WOMAN could be attracted to a teenage boy. im a teenage girl and im barely attracted to them LOL
when you will hit 35 you will chang your mind haha
@@misterrr7 Is that when the pedo-gene activates? Are you speaking from experience?
@@misterrr7 when she`s is 35 no good looking man will ever look at her. And she will be surprised.
Everybody has a type.
You'll understand later.
You're absolutely right that no grown-ass woman in her right mind would be attracted to a minor; I have no idea why the other repliers felt the need to defend pedophilia to a teenager.
Ego rocked this skit 😂😂😂😂👍🏽👍🏽
Ego, phenomenal.
She must have wrote this in good part. You can hear her specific voice in the lines, just like in the Dionne Warwick sketch. This was a non-stop hitter with the jokes. She got jokes.
“I got that swagger you got when your not a pedophile” 😂
THE GIRL IN THE DOORWAY
"You keep circling the bubble instead of filling it" I fell of my chair at that one
Name one president.......
Uh....huckleberry
Lmao
Better a Huckleberry than a tRump.
Ego is everything. OMG! She's so confident in all of her deliveries. She is what I've been missing my whole SNL life.
"Healthcare and a parking spot" took me out. LOL!!!
I’m not familiar with Andrew yet, so before he opened his mouth I was like huh, who’s that rando kid actor they hired for this sketch? He genuinely looks about fifteen with that haircut
He looks a lot like the actual student from A Teacher.
I wanted to ask the same thing. Andrew? Andrew who? When do they let him be funny? (This sketch was brill, but it was all Ego's)
"You pulling a C- in my class, that's not hot for me! You can barely read" 🤣🤣
Ego is an OG. Period.
Ego was too savage in this sketch 😂😂😂
Now this is what Claire should have done!!!🤣
Period!!!!
You are so right but Claire wouldn’t do this. It was her plan to have him. She groomed him up really good, then tried to act surprised when he kissed her. 🤢
@@CHEREKA98
Can’t believe they’re promoting these pedophile shows 🤢
@@lavish_1717 The show is set in Texas. Age of consent: 17. Claire is a predator. You sound like someone who didn’t watch the show. Educate yourself. Know the meaning of words so you use them correctly. Caio.