Thirsty Cops - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2020
- Two thirsty cops (RuPaul, Ego Nwodim) make their move on a civilian (Pete Davidson) during a traffic stop.
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“Let’s read him his Miranda rights”
“My name is Miranda and I does it right” 🤣🤣🤣
My father had an affair with a woman named Miranda😐
@@jeremywhistler2850 my father was named Miranda
@@sabes44 Did he also have an affair with a woman named Miranda? That would be weird. Or perhaps your mother's name was Miranda and they were soulmates.
That was my favourite line! So damn funny!
@@sabes44 *How about you read him his miranda rights*
This almost feels like they gave Pete his lines and direction but didn’t tell him what the others’ lines were
Logan Huntley totally agree 😂
He was high
I like when he breaks character. It makes the skit funnier.
@@wacnwacn5701 mOrE FuNnIeR
@@NA-xp2cr More funny or funnier! Thanks for informing about my language
RuPaul is literally perfect for SNL, he can command a stage.
RuPaul is perfect for everything
Geezy Nice pfp
Rupual is even perfect for fracking! 🛢📈💵
Fuck him
I love Rupaul but she relied so heavily on cue cards for this appearance and other hosts have proven you **can** memorize your lines. It’s almost disrespectful not to on this show. She did this to promote her acting on Netflix so I just wish I saw more effort
“You goin straight there or is your journey a little more fluid?”
🤣
It's fluid. I'll take any route that looks good. I like all streets.
@@NickFisherman Idk. I have found a hard and rugged route leaves me feeling more satisfied once I get to the destination.
Yes, that was indeed the line.
I fucking LOVE you guys!💀💀💀
I feel like Pete is just wearing the clothes he wore to the studio yesterday.
What's your point? That's how he always dresses unless they need him to be in a suit for some reason.
Pete is exactly whats wrong with SNL, he doesnt even have jokes, he just says stuff in a "goofy" way and the brainless fools eat it up like its "comedy"
@bob marley I cant imagine they are making much money anymore. Probably just kept alive by the network so they can "reach the kids" politically because thats what there main agenda seems to be these days.
Link where you got your info
@@Eli-yr7ou LOL I think it's more because he has sex appeal with a good-looking face and body so SNL recruits him for that but besides that he really don't have much talent at all in my opinion.. he's one of a good handful of people on this show that won't or I don't see at least having a extended career besides the show.. probably I can see him making a cameo in certain shows but nothing really extravagant.. but hey what do I know LOL.. it just the way it seems 😂
“Put you in my lap, face down and set it to you vibrate til I get home.” Seems about right
best line.
Whew Hottt!!! Lol
i made your likes hit 1k.. that doesn't happen often
Bronx Beat flashback
Painting a clear image
I love how Pete can't hold in his laughter when Kate is around lmao
He laughed soon as she talked lmao
That’s the only way he can make the audience laugh.
@@pinnacleproductions6275 nahhh he’s funny, him being easily breakable is just the cherry on top
@@PhysicallyAwake that’s the only funny thing about him I watched his stand up didn’t laugh once. Kind of like Trevor Noah or that idiot lady who doesn’t even have jokes she just talks about how she’s a lesbian oh so funny.
I honestly found she was the least funny on this sketch
I love how Pete is preparing himself for Kate’s lines but still can’t keep himself from breaking
Kate: “flood my she shack”
Pete: “snorts”
They are ridiculous!!! I would refuse to do any parts with Pete!!! He would crack me up every time!!! They'd never be able to use any of our skits!!!
Tart Nouveau god I love Kate. She just nails everything she does
*Shed
@@BladePressure he was close enough*
@@hailey8941 "She just nails everything she does" you do know this is the internet and you left yourself WIDE OPEN? Might as well dropped the soap in a prison shower.
"He will hurt me but you can't break what's already broken"
LMFAO MOOD
del it be like that sometimes
Lol
it do be like that
@J ConCrazee interesting
Be careful Del, I don't if the comedy cops are in town or if JE actually does stand for Jackoff Enterprises and they do happen to be on a trolling mission to judge who's dumb, or it may just be a angry lonely cell potato.
I just don't know, really.
👌.
LMAO
Pete making it sizzle was the cutest thing I have ever seen
Takes Kate 4 seconds to break someone's character. She's a legend.
Tbf it's Pete, not that Kate isn't funny but it doesn't really take much for him to break
"And if you cannot afford an attorney, then I don't want nothing to do with you" 😂
Not political sided but lol wow... American Democratic women typically laughing about only dating men for money... wow, unloyal gold diggers everywhere🤢
@@dertythegrower Dude shut the fuck up
derty QWERTY you sound like you’re speaking from experience BWAHAHAH💀
🤣🤣🤣
@@dertythegrower "Not political sided" Immediately mentions a political party... Boy, you've been gaslit.
ru is GREAT at this. his timing, delivery, the physical elements and his voice were all perfect. 40 years of being on camera has paid off!
easily one of the best guests ever. so natural. I bet this takes him back to his talk show days
You don’t have any RUclips vids? Why ?
He is a p orn director.. and a man acting like a woman perfectly for 30 years... when youre fake for that long, it becomes natural
@@2for99cents your thirsty ass comment is as broke as your name!
Toussaint Louverture
Well he’s got 6 emmys for his tv show but ok academy apparently someone’s comedic timing is measured in oscars
*2:21** Well don't just give it away, make me work for it.*
Best delivery ever! 😂🤣😂🤣
“Equity sis” took me out
“Organ donor?... don’t just give it away, make me work for it!”... 😂 genius
Tony Camacho that took the cake
😂
Favorite line! Hilarious
I'm like black ice, you won't see me coming lol
"you is a snack and the two of us can make a meal" hahaha
How did no one acknowledge the "dangerous curves" bit?! It was hilarious
Everyone was gold in this sketch.
Jesse D McGrew amazing how far our standards for good comedy have fallen
JOE knows they didn’t say the sketch was gold, just the people
Two salty bitches in your comment section. 😂
Charlie king cmon man. These are second rate actors/comedians. SNL used to be gold standard for comedy. This is garbage. Pete Davidson must have dirt on Lorne Michaels to have a job on show this long.
@bob marley he's probably more fun at parties than you are
*"He will hurt me but you cant broke what's already broken, over."*
GERMINAITOR I’m going by that this year lol
I felt that
GERMINAITOR great line !
“You probably caused me to flood my she-shed”
*spits out water*
Sorry I don’t understand this.. what does Kate mean? Thank you
@@Haarknoten96 It’s a double entendre. Meaning that his character turned her character on and got her aroused.
@@sajones4860 thank you 🙏🏽
RuPaul with a mustache gives me an anxiety that I can't quite place
This was the funniest sketch of the night. They really struck gold with the thirsty cops and I'm glad that Ego is getting more air time because she absolutely deserves it :)
I think she's the mastermind of these sketches, too! Love her, she's really getting to shine this season
Κι Ελληνίδα κι έχει φωτό προφίλ τον Στεφάν;
Marry me!
You think this is funny jesus h Christ. This SNL stuff is rubbish
Well, there are other channels you can watch and comment on, dearest one.
--Dave, have you tried Abigail & Ben's All-Goth Haus Of Nihilism?
@@ChiefBD119
C'mon, it's 2020.
You still think it makes sense to be homophobic?
Homosexual behaviour is part of human sexuality.
Please!
"He will hurt me, but you can't break what's already broken" Geezus
best line
She is to funny, she always hits the most vulgar joke on key. Nice.
😂 Ru needs to host more or just join the SNL cast.
The skit where he was teaching the children at the library how to “read” was awesome 🤣🤣
"He's an organ donor". Well don't just give it away, make me work for it". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
is it just me, or does "Thirsty Cops" need to be a weekly segment with ego and pete as the perp.. cause this is real funny
sexual jokes and puns only last 2 or 3 minutes and then youre out of jokes and it gets old
derty QWERTY Seems like the jokes landed. They’re not going _anywhere,_ any _time_ soon.
It's just you fun boy
Why are all you guys just not able to laugh and have a good time? It’s comedy, it’s not a serious thing, it’s subjective, you don’t have to critique it because it’s useless. Just relax and enjoy things for a change without being all negative
👌👌
can't blame Pete for breaking 🤣
That nigga always breaks. Hes lucky hes cute lmao cuz my dude pete cant act for shit 😂
But he does it all the time.
Flooded the she shed!
@@TheBasher-_- you must be out of your mind Pete lookes like he's in ALL the drugs
@@sopapiabruce6429 Again, I don't understand the attraction at all. He must have a huge dick or something.
First off, Ego is amazing. Every single line, concept, logo & theme song - is perfection. Why aren’t there more of these? Please don’t make us wait another year!!! Ego deserves waaaaaay more screen time and credit for these sketches!
"Put you in my lap, face down, and set it till you vibrate" 🤣🤣🤣
"You headed straight...or is your journey more fluid?” LMAO this needs to be a regular sketch.
it is...
@@jeffwei Really??
@@t.e.burgos3263 they did it last year with Leslie Jones when Seth Meyers hosted. Search "thirsty cops snl"
@@jeffwei Thanks!
love the 2 belts Rupaul is wearing
Cher Bear that's because the uniform is too large for him
Lol. They both have on a pair of belts tho. 🤷🏾♂️
Pants belt and gun belt are separate
Omg i di dnt notice
They all have 2 belts...because cops wear 2 belts. You have one to hold your pants up and one with your gun and gear on it.
RuPaul is hilarious and sometimes I don’t think he gets enough credit for being so funny. He’s a great actor. This is one of the funniest SNL’s that I’ve seen in a while. He just seems so natural.
Nobody else gonna mention that Ru is wearing two belts in this skit?
Perfection 👌
"Oh look he's an organ donor."
"Well don't just give it away make me work for it." 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 oh lawd I laughed so hard I farted. There goes one rib. I'm skinnier than ever.
😂😂😂
Antony S. Trujillo Lmao
Ew wtf who laughs and farts
@@three7446 me...that's who 🤴🏽💁🏽♂️
@@amadeuis1
Me, too, gurrrrl. 🤷🏽♂️
Ego needs more screentime she’s amazing
She’s awesome!
Wtf
You should listen to her on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast. She kills everytime!!
She is funny and beautiful
Much funnier and more attractive than FRANKENSTEIN Jones, LMFAO
LMFAO! This needs to become a regular skit!
This entire sketch was SO funny
lmao, "flood my she shed." what's even funnier is how hard you worked to get this skit around the censors, i'm dead.
Thank you, I couldn't quite tell what she said about her she shed
Someone burnt down her she shed
Kate McKinnon playing a police officer, and we're supposed to believe the character is straight? Mmmhmm
"Okay well I'm gonna have to determine if there's probable cause, because you probably caused me to uh... flood my sheshed"
Im dead...lolol
Okay, that was cute... and ORIGINAL. Haven't seen anything on that scene theme before.
Entertaining. Thanks all...
Ego is amazing here. She's so natural and confident. Her hair also looks great on her
Pete was losin it
Talkindurinthemovie Definitely the best part!
all the time....
Rite
Yeah he seemed to be really enjoying himself lol
When does he not?
> Oh, oh, and look at that. He’s an organ donor!
> Well don’t just give it away! Make me work for it!
Funniest line of the skit!!
@R G I'm doing a study to find out why?
R G Me and the 517 other people are all pole smokers. Pole smokers unite!!
I want to see another thirsty cops skit. 🤣
This is such positive energy I can’t help but Stan Ru Paul should be an official cast member
“Yeah babe I’m like black ice... You won’t see me coming” 💀😂🤣😜😝
Lololol
I don't get it
What's black ice
I honestly don’t get that joke. Are like black ice cubes supposed to be difficult to see?
So nasty!!!!
Those cops are "extra" thirsty...smh
"Flood my she shed." Oh my!
"If you can't afford an attorney, then I dont want anything to do with you" LoL!!!!
Pete trying so hard not to break - he did well!! I’m surprised they let him do this sketch with how much he usually breaks. Good job Pete 😍😍
Even with a mustache, Ru Paul looking better than me haha
The wig I was not feeling it
Chocolate rain lookn ass
i thought he was playing a lesbian at the begging
Peppa Jack
It made Ru Paul look hella young in this
Peppa Jack I know, unfair, in drag or not, Ru looks better than I do in my most days. 💜💯 Ru !
01:53 "Now let's read him his Miranda rights. My name is Miranda and I does it right!"
I love it!!!! The casting for this sketch was perfect!! And Pete, that last line got me . Awesome sketch
The least believable part of this whole thing is Pete Davidson being only 6’1
AdInfinitumSpero no, it’s Pete ever going to Lehigh
Huh
That's his actual height...
Being wrong
In one of his stand-up bits, he says he's 6'3", 145 lbs, and "has a problem with wind" (meaning he's so tall and skinny, he's afraid he'll get blown away on a windy day).
Crazy how Ru’s toned down personality is hysterical for straight people
Hysterical? Bit of a stretch
Those were pity laughs
David, this is _Ru Paul_. Believe me, that was toned down.
--Dave, the guardrail was nowhere NEAR melting
That is Ru Paul, Uncle. He is whatEVER he wants to be.
--Dave, you have correctly perceived that his moustache ... is NOT HIS OWN {dun dun DUNN}
If this is funny, you must have just found out about SNL.
"In this human or that human?" Hilarious!
The Police academy reboot 2020
Does anyone remember that old school movie back in the day
Yessss! Loved Police Academy!
@@ShanteRoxxane it's a good movie and the best movie ever..
They, are all on Netflix
@@princessria1026 ok 😃
"And I haven't eaten in 8 months if you know what I sayin." Ego was great in this sketch. She and RuPaul worked well together.
*"She," not "her."
@@XanderBeckett1 Thanks for the heads up. I have not looked at this post since I wrote it. That's what happens when you write something at two in the morning, half-asleep.
“He will hurt me, but he can’t break what is already broken.” Lol 😂 Good one ☝️
Pete is so fine 😩
Ego is flawless and deserves much more screen time!!
“Well just don’t give it away... make me work for”🤣🤣
Haha
RuPaul really exceed my expectations tonight! I had a real laugh everytime he was on ✨
4:10 DAMN PETE OK
"Thirsty Cops"! That was wrong in so many ways!!
“I’m gonna have to determine if there is probable cause cause you’ve probably caused me to flood my she shed.”
😂🤣
“I’m like Black ice, you won’t see me coming!!!” Hahahaha
I watched this live and I love rewatching them so that I can catch any details that I may have otherwise missed
this whole sketch is just everyone hitting on pete
At first I thought the idea of being pulled over by horny cops was kind of sinister but they really surprised me w this one! Actual lols and Ru is amazing in it too
This skit wildly exceeded my expectations, loved it
This should be a series
Even the police can't help falling for Pete Davidson 😂
The last thing Pete said😂😂
"Ooo, he a freak!" Lmfaooooo
Y’all had too much fun, love all this
People were asking for this sketch again, from the last one and now look at this. LEGENDARY!
Hahaha....that awkward moment at the end when they’re waiting for the frame to freeze
2:48 'Whot seems to be the problem ouver herh?' Kate's Baltimore accent is EVERYTHING lmaoooo
Grace W Sounds a bit Philly.
@@nerdlarge4691 and Lehigh U is in PA.... But on closer inspection Kate's uniform says Baltimore. Baltimore and Philly accents have a lot of similarities.
Her “go” pronunciation too 👍
Definitely not a Baltimore accent
Bmore born and raised and I can tell you that's not a Baltimore accent
He’s wearing a Lehigh sweatshirt 🤣
Omg Pete is soooo CUTE!
This skit reminds me of Madtv lol
Good point. I still have skits from that show stuck in my head from the early 2000s. In a good way.
There was a sketch MADtv had where two guys are stranded on the road and their flashlights keep cutting out, so they smack them and shake them to get them to work. Unfortunately, due to the night time lighting, it looks like masturbation and various gay sex acts and the two guys get busted for it.
@Bella Bella Exactly. Don't dig SNL, fine. Don't insult it!
Pete can't stop snorting with laughter, I love it.
I just love the hip thrusts Paul just subtly gives off 3:48 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If i was a cop and had to stop pete davidson i would def be like this
Sacramento Cops,
Look out, you've got competition...
Sweetness and Light LMFAO
SOO TRUE
As a citizen of Sacramento, I agree with this statement.
As a citizen of vacaville are they really like this? Oh god😂😂😂😂😂cant even picture it
@@FlameOnTheBeat
Regarding, Sacramento Sheriff.
Sex & the Sheriff's Department .
There are rumors in almost every Sheriff's Department of miss conduct. The biggest rumor I've ever heard about Sacramento Sheriff is, that they don't solve rape cases because, they maybe the ones doing the raping.
But, who really knows?
I watched these out of order. This is the best skit of the episode.
That black ice line was perfect.
This sketch was so funny omg love it so much!!! 🤣🤣🤣❤️
I love them giving Pete some love 🥰
Looks like Pete has gained some weight, it suits him
Kay C. Still the worst actor in the world though . Doesn’t even try
@@iamtheCircus He's not an actor. He's a comedian.
Actually he's an actor AND a comedian. And very eclectic at that , I might add.
@@iamtheCircus Be nice
@@iamtheCircus Calm down, Pete does just fine. The hyperbole is unnecessary.
I wanna see Keegan Michael key and rupaul in the same sketch
this was hilarious 😂 we need a regular thirsty cops show! SNL you gotta do it!!
"he will hurt me but you can't break what is already broken" same Kate, same
Okay but Pete was "recklessly hot" in this sketch tbh
You need 👓
@@homerdrumpf4877 I mean, if we're going with popular opinion, you're in the wrong on this one.
@@matthewcurlee6661 your rite.
Trump should marry his daughter. Ivanhoe
@Cognitive Chaos It seems like you...do care. A little jealous even. I mean, he dated multiple celebrities including one of the biggest pop stars on the planet. He's literally considered attractive by the masses.
You seem salty that people think he's attractive?
Absolutely 😛😛
This needs to be a regular segment on SNL
Pete is Zaddy!🥰🥰 laughing the whole time!
This is so good 😂