Which one of these is more likely to kill you? ft. Glam and Gore
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Which things you encounter every day are the most likely to kill you? I explore the chances with my friend Mykie from Glam and Gore
Mykie's channel if you like putting things on your face: / glamandgoremakeup
Mykie's channel if you don't like putting things on your face: / mykie
(we're putting up more videos on both together if we don't die)
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Mykie is sitting there pretending to be a shark attacking Dave while he almost ignores her because he's nerding out over the statistics so much yes i love this
An innocent little human hello fello bean
An innocent little human i hate her
I didn't realize how funny this was until you pointed it out, thank you xD
nathan k I know I'm replying but it's just to tell u that no one cares ;P
I'm sad to say that I had to upload this video for Dave, because Dave was killed by a cow last night. RIP beautiful red haired angel.
Glam&Gore RIP the banter 😂
Glam&Gore but his hair is orange
Glam&Gore he was so young!why him?
f
Who cares about Dave I wanna see that dog
Hahahahha*nervous laughter*
I just got a motorcycle....
GuEsS ILl diE
just get good riding gear and don't forget your basics
the amount of people I see riding around in a flowy tshirt and regular denim jeans make me so nervous
Alex Saravia thanks for cautioning me, I actually took the M2 course a couple weeks ago and got pretty good gear. Got knee, shoulder, hip, back, and forearm/elbow pads in my jacket and riding jeans👌
But ya, people with regular everyday clothes give me anxiety 😂
Dope!!! Stay safe, my guy
The person who inspired my carreer in makeup and the person who inspired my love for knowledge.
I'm so happy.
I can see how Dave would inspire you to have a career in makeup...
Same af
So Dave for makeup and Glam for knowledge?
though they do seek a lot of knowledge they're not very good at logic with america having a much much larger population than the UK it is quite obvious why the murder rate is higher having almost 5x more people in the US than the UK
I wouldn't base your conquest for knowledge on RUclipsrs. no offense but they only make videos to get views and subs.
I love these two individually.. but I am in heaven seeing them TOGETHER
Minxi Meow Were you killed by a cow or by diarrhoea?
MyNameIsEpicCupcake what's diarrhoea
my 2 favorite people in the same video yes please
you almost broak a rule three+ comments on 1 video
Twenty Paphonies now kith
7:38 Are we just going to ignore that wonderful pun?
they need to collab more im bout to die of laugh XD
mykie is so cute she kept getting out of focus! also, how am I just finding this channel just now?! i remember seeing don't stay in school back in the day.... anyways. i love mykie, now i love you too dave! :) fan from costa rica
This video is awesome apart from that annoying dude popping up at 13:11 😤
shit you beat me I could have been first
Sup roomie
RoomieOfficial ikr
RoomieOfficial why u so fast
RoomieOfficial lol
“On brand suicide”
Claiming that as a band name
Me: *Moonwalks into Antarctica during winter*
Doctor: I'm sorry sir... But your son has assumed room temperature
Man: Oh god no!
PART TWO
Man: what is wrong with my son now!?
Doctor: Well you must be blind if you can't see. He died from jumping in front of a cow, basically suicide.
Man: but why would he do that.
Docter: Because you told him to assume room temperature. Oh yah suicide is ileagle so your son is also going to jail.
Man: but he's dead.
Docter: still ileagle.
HE ASSUMED THE TEMPERATURE OF THE ROOM? THAT’S ROOMIST!
@@gamerjoey722 You mean illegal?
@@najrenchelf2751 We will have a word about this with Roomie.
Pieter D, WELL PLAYED!! 😂😂
Why am I (an English person) more likely to be killed than Mykie (an American) each year? Genuinely curious what you think the reason is.
Its the cow...
I've always thought american is a sick society. Not sick in cool, but sick in decease. A criminal state, the constant paranoia, the horrible health and food industry...
Probably by a bendy bus being driven by Boris 😂
Isn't it the aging population? Heart disease, stroke, cancer, dementia? Those are the leading killers?
Boyinaband Less people, therefore higher chances of someone being killed?
What they talk about on Mykie's channel: makeup, Hollister, dogs, hair, childhood, swearing, Mykie's mum, etc
What they talk about on Dave's channel: death.
1983 is Calling yah pretty much
Here lies Dave
He was a RUclipsr
The cow got him
But when he did
At least people laughed
" .. Diarrhea. That's a pretty _Shitty_ way to Die .. "
- Dave, Boyinaband, July 5, 2017
XDDD I'm _Dieing._
Your grave stone would say "death by diarrhea"
*dying
Dying*
I almost spit out my water out when he said that
*dying
Your editing skills are on point, Dave. Consistently really impressed
Yogscast Shadow +
Yogscast Shadow "obnoxious but consistent"
Jackson De Graeve Jazza
Jackson De Graeve JAZZA REFERENCE
Diarrhoea is a "shitty way to die" and Mykie didn't pick up on it, totally unwatchable
Lukas when was that? Time stamp??
Nobody Important thanks
broooooooO!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking that exact thing!!!!
Lukas and spelling diarrhea wrong is a shitty way to get humiliated too xd (sorry I had to)
it was a pretty shitty pun lets be real
Oh shit I'm a lefty, brb gotta pop my clog
Your the only left handed person i have found so far. Also, yes, never using rightie products. Ever again.
B E C O M E R O O M T E M P E R A T U R E
I'm a lefty and I sorta knew about the danger of right-handed instruments; but didn't realize the death toll was so high!
Me (a lefty): come at me peeps
All those people that are right handed talking about the right power (lefty)
Mykie: Its pretty tiny. that's what she said
Dave: *gives the "we had this talk already Mykie. not 30 seconds before I hit record" look*
Accurate
Glam&Gore Not surprised 😂❤😂
@@mykie I ship you and Dave😍😘
they look like the male and female versions of an alien race, like, a glamorous alien race
Clara Olszewska
They do! :) That makes this video 10 times better.
how did you guys make a video about death so damn funny?!
Zephyr Lawrence They're wizards.
Eden Blue SO GODDAMN TRUE!!! XD
I know, right? I’ve watched this at least 50 times
Zephyr Lawrence
I know right!!!
by joking about suicide
x3
Everyone who askes why his hair is so long this is why:
12:00
Lol its not really tho u was joking.
Hahaha
Hehehehehr 😃
I can strangle myself with my own hair too lol
Nah it's 12:45
Dave, you should try doing an entire video in an American accent
YEAAH DO IT DAVE POP YOUR CLOGS!
Jordan T. Hurt PLEASE EEE
Jordan T. Hurt No...it’s really bad.
That would be quite funny indeed .
No
"Everyone who doesn't site their sources should be called out"
We all know who that was directed to, Dave 😏😏
Delaney. Just Delaney. PRINCE E!!!! OOOOH
prince ea,,, gettin shaded up in this bitch,,
"Just stay away from people"
On it. *sits silently in room watching Netflix*
Nope, you get electrocuted by the remote, you are dead
Teacher to class: Hey, why hasn't Billy been in school the past month?
Kid: RUclips people told him to stay away from real people-
Another kid: THEN HE GOT ELECTRICUTED!!!
Ha me
Let's hope you kept that up for this year
Lol if only you knew
Not sure the reliability of the source, but apparently in France, 17 people die of "freak baguette accidents" a year.
Daw, maybe they choke on them..
Ayne IV baguette swords
AVE A BAGGUETTE HONHONHON
Omfg I'm dying
Old hard baguettes
5:57 "I won't include it don't worry"
I can't believe you've done this
Dave: looking at a map of death
Also Dave: "Look there's 2 eyes hehehehe"
Mykie: death by diarrhea
Dave: that a shitty way to die
“Cows Be Dangerous”
@@PW-yv3sc it's a joke, chill.
"you can boast to Jesus" LMAOO
Rey Rivera, am I the one who found that offensive?.. I mean I’m sorry for this particular guy who passed away after a marathon..I’m sure his relatives would not be happy to see the joke about him on internet.. that’s really rude.
Helter Skelter Yes..You are the only person who was offended XD
"That's a pretty shitty way to die"
Mykie and Dave both missed the pun unless Dave just silently recovered from rejection
Diarreah man. It stinks.
@@yayayeye7659 Don't let this pun run on any longer
@@iainwmacintosh Please no, this addition is crap..
I was wondering if anyone would catch that (and yes, I know I’m a year late but also meh)
@@chikoritapkmnfg7331 We need to start flushing out the joke
I love the part at 6:22 "it's a seri-oh my god" "I'm ashamed it took me that long to get that"
Scar Let enlighten me I don't understand
Lago Nerd Kix is a type of cereal
'Hotdogs are particularly menacing'
My new favorite quote.
My new favourite band! :D
Genuinely wouldn't be surprised if panic! at the disco had a song called that
Phanic Øut Pilots She clearly said metal band, not retarded popcore bullshit.
Phanic Øut Pilots "Panic! At the disco would totally make a song called Hotdogs are particularly menacing" by Fall out boy
"Everyone that doesn't cite their sources should be called out"
was it just me expecting a princeEA image to appear on screen?
*MORAL OF THE STORY... AVOID COWS AT ALL COSTS!*
*MOO*
@@drowned_rat kill it kill it kill it
Kashi Sinha it’s just a joke?
Kashi Sinha did u watch the whole vid?
Kate Pittman........cows are right outside my house rn........
"Pop ur clogs"
Virtual Acorn how every dutch person dies
Have you not heard that phrase before? Maybe it's an English thing xD
In Germany I guess it translates to "Aus den Latschen kippen" xD
Huh 614 likes for a 3 words, i hope i dont pop my clogs.
Also sounds like some terrible dirty talk
"Hey girl. Imma pop your clogs"
Someone needs to fund these two to make a podcast cuz LITERALLY EVERYONE LOVES THEIR RAMBLINGS
Fantastic idea!
Facts
I'm not one for Podcasts, but I would 100% enjoy every single episode.
Still waiting for this to happen!
Kathy Swales yeah
Ravioli Ravioli
Toaster in
The Bathioli
Rollan Forlorn tide pods and toasters: the forbidden snacc meets the forbidden bathbomb
What an... Italian way to go?
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI
Rollan Forlorn Josh Dun
hi hi yas
An experssion for death where I live is
"The cow kissing the butcher."
This video really inspired me
To drop a toaster in my bath.
Baaaaaaath
Did you know that the number one leading cause of death is living?
Lord of Light Human deaths*
Lord of Light there are more animals than the ones found on earth.
Lord of Light and we found no proof there aren’t.
+Lord of Light Is there proof of that? Have you searched every planet in the universe?
+Lord of Light That makes no sense. We exist because we are a physical thing. Our ideas and beliefs appear because they are thought by something that is physical thing. Therefore, if one species of sentient being cannot prove existence of what they classify as one thing does not mean it doesn't exist.
Humans: "Let's make steak"
Cows:" Do it I dare you"
Cows when you want steak “oy mate 1v1 me”.
She's funny, you should invite her more often. Also, you should make videos more often. Please make videos more often, the world is sad :(
Rex Hernández I think dave is moving in with her and her bf for a while correct me if I'm wrong but I think I saw it on her snapchat check out her yt : glam and gore
Emelia Feutrill hes just visiting california i think
Jake waaaaaiit hes in cali rn
Elijah Barongan Well not all daily content type RUclipsrs are bad you know.
well Dave is dead he died from a hard boiled egg thrown at his head. it was frozen.
"You can boast to Jesus" OMG I just died xD
I wonder what the chance is of dying of laughter.
very small, but apparently there have been some instances of people dying from laughter. huh.
Oh my god wow
Now you can boast to Jesus about something!
Useless Jack Now you can boast to Jesus!
I know it's a bit of a weird idea but I would genuinely like to see a video of you two talking about on-brand youtuber deaths. I think it would be hilarious.
Everyone needs to upvote that comment till it happens
This needs to happen
SuperOriginal Name
Yes.
Maybe something with Dan Bull and cows.....
"Diarrhea... Such a shitty way to die" and you just proceeded like nothing happened. My disappointment is endless
BOYINABAND YOU MADE A VIDEO THANK YOU DAVE!
Another one bites the dust
😂
TheRock Demon Fun fact: that is used as a cadence for performing chest compressions during CPR.
Another one pops the clogs
Wowgrab Gaming perfect!!!
*BITES ZA DUSTO!*
"Diarrhea is number one!"
"that was a pretty shitty way to die"
Me: ... lmao
PopularRobloxPlayer Hahahaha I noticed that as well
AND SHE IGNORED IT TOO! I was like "whyyyyyyyy...."
Omg when she pretended to 'bite' or injure Dave ... It was so adorable xD
chances of getting killed by a pet named steve
1 in 1 pets named steve are not recommended, he will kill you
Markiplier?
100%
Little known fact that, Everyone who is dead is killed by a pet named steve
''I wont include it, don't worry''
Great content!
Just seeing a famous RUclipsr's comment, have a great day
Oh hello Dan. Don't suppose we could be hopeful for another collab between you and Dave in the near future?
Oh hello there
Dan Bull mate hard men
Dan Bull I
Spend as much time on farms as I have and you'll realize cows are very dangerous.
And scary. Very scary.
god-dammed cereal killer joke took me way to long to...
To WHAT?
sideworld That's the joke. They died (not really).
Elizabeth K. Ooooh. Thanks. :)
sideworld No problem
I DIDNT GET IT UNTIL I READ THIS
11:20 Passive aggressive much, Dave?
*cough cough* Prince Ea *cough cough*
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait XDDDDDDD I didn't notice that before XDD
When I was a young doge
Cough sweet?
Yknow more people die from toilets in a year than sharks 😕
Pirate Cat how do you even die from a toilet?
יהב פרץ. Evil toilets. Evil
you drown in them.
Pirate Cat So?
Do these statistics take into account how people are more likely to come into contact with toilets than sharks? I haven't been to any ocean in 6 years, so of course a shark attacking me isn't very likely.
"imagine finishing a marathon and just dying" that's literally what marathons are based off of
Damn that didn’t occur to me.
Diarrhea!
"It's a pretty ~shitty~ way to die"
Ba dum ch
Puns.
Okay I'll stop now.
Weeaboo*
I just heard "wehraboo" in a thick, whispery Arab accent.
ArwenKrazy That was a pretty crappy joke
That joke doesn't work because diarrhea isn't a "way to die". Drowning, murder, fatal car accident etc, those are "ways to die". You may as well have said "bouncy castles are a fun way to die". God damn it man.
ArwenKrazy get out
wow! shes cute
also the girl on the right is ok
Niblerrrr I see you're a man of culture as well
( ︶ｖ︶ )
One on the left: boy
One on the right : girl
You are gay!
BWAC Productions thats one interisting logic to come up with that result
;)
7:40
"That's a pretty shitty way to die"
I noticed that little joke lol
giwrgos p this killed me
'Imagine finishing a marathon then dying'
Brief silence
*cough* *cough*
Mykies eyebrows are barely off and it makes me feel better about mine because they never match so if someone as perfect as her can have it happen it can definitely happen to me
Define "perfect"
^^
lmao that's because at the time of this video she had already shaved her eyebrows and she just draws them back on, similar to what Jennna Marbles did
did my comment got deleted? lol
i love dave and mykie's dynamic so much. i love when people doing collabs like this mesh well and seem to genuinely get along and have fun as opposed to seeming awkward and forced.
That moment when two pun masters make a video...you just have to appreciate it and let it happun
I'm conflicted as to whether I should upvote or downvote your comment
Karmingrün you should be punished for that
Riding motorbikes is dangerous because the bikes provide little protection from crashes/weather, riders take risky moves and are overconfident about their ability to squeeze into small spaces, and especially because they are hard for other drivers to see.
In conclusion, my family call motorbike riders "future organ donors"
I like this girl, she's fuckin' funny as hell XD Please bring her back for like 80 more videos XD
and after the 80th video?
Then Dave's hair consumes her and he gains her powers, becoming even funnier and an expert at makeup
Joey Poltergeist he was visiting her in LA. they did a get ready with me video and that's how i found him today lol. they are funny together on that video too
Joey Poltergeist you can find her channel on the i card
Joey Poltergeist glam and gore - her RUclips channel
Assume room temperature... Love it.
I love it when Dave silently makes inappropriate references
"come to a sticky end"
"Schlang"
She made this video way more inappropriate than it should have been
I commented yay dave on mykie's channel so im just
YAY MYKIE
They were talking about death from diarrea and then he said thats a pretty SHITY way to die, if no one got it just let it sink in, HAHAHAHAHA :-D
Don't commit suicide. It's bad for your health
hannah young I would rather kill myself than commit suicide. :/
lol i would rather to death myself
tried suicide once, i must say i am never trying that shit again... i almost killed my self
Blank Williams oh my god! I'm so sorry. That seems deadly.
:( but i get the reference
7:47 the lack of appreciation for this dad joke is just unacceptable 😂
I love Mykie's humour,Dave seriously needs to collab with her more often
I do love taking a bath with my toaster, it gives me fresh toast while bathing
13:19 --- all that needs to be said to people on the edge. Will become the highlight of every suicide prevention thingymabobber ever to exist.
incorrect
Hannah L nice ad hominem, doesn't discount my point but since you memed too hard I must be wrong.
"I thought it was way more common for like, toddlers to get guns and just kill people in their house"
*getting The Simpson's vibes right here*
Who shot Mr. Brown's?
Mykie and boyinaband, I love both of your big forheads.😄
Motorcyclist here. I'd like to know the difference in deadliness between "idiots who go fast and don't wear protective gear" and "people in full suit who know how to behave on two wheels"
Does Dave have a Haribo on his finger? :O
Itsjustjord he just has a colourful ring
Itsjustjord he just has a colourful ring
Itsjustjord he just has a colourful ring
I think it's a Pride ring?
Itsjustjord how are you verified
One man, 37 attempts
That line broke me
"Mass shootings, terrorists, and cows" ded
So are their victims.
People are already shipping them when she have a boyfriend..seriously guys and girls can be FRIENDS and thats it and the "omg friendzoned" comments by stupid dudes are fucking stupid
Also, what's with the stereotype that only guys get friendzoned? I mean, I've been friendzoned pretty bad several times...
But...We'll never know...will we
Rosa Lie Absolutely right, I don't understand how some guys seem to think that all women are expected to want to date, and if they don't they're thought to be doing something wrong. That makes absolutely no sense. If someone doesn't want to date you, you're not being "friend-zoned", they just aren't interested in you in that way.
I need more of this collaboration in my life.
Arizona was so high because majority die from heat stroke
This video was so freaking funny, oh my gosh, I couldn't stop laughing!
....._This from someone who's having major issues with fear of suicide._ Not _being_ suicidal. Being terrified of it, because I've been too close too many times.
Seek help.
This video is even more morbid if recent events are taken into account. With Dave having known Chester personally and all.. The world is scary..
You two must be fun at parties.
God dam
Zyreth Z Hell yeah!
Apparently pride rings exist! OMG YES!!!!!
Fuck, im left handed and I use a right handed power saw.
Jordan Burkhardt NGN seems like our fate is much sooner than the rights
RIP
**when you're left handed**
ikr
Can you pass me the hand saw
Upon hearing the motorbike one. I can say for a fact (opinion) it's 85% other drivers that cause the problem.
not from what i’ve seen
Yes people don’t treat motorbikes as they should, but if we assume that the likelyhood of crashing is the same (which it isn’t, you’re missing an entire set of wheels) the bike is already more dangerous, bikes have almost no safety features. If you get in a bad bike crash, you’re probably dead.
Well what if u are the other driver 🤔 maby the main character is the person in the car opposed to u .. so that would make u the 'other driver ' .. sooo ...
' I didn't say schlong. ..Now I did ' XD
Gaaaaaaaaaaay guy.😵😵😵😵😵
why is a video about death so freaking funny
♬ Always look on the briiiiight side of death ♬ ba-dum, ba-dum ♫
Finally... someone who knows "the life of brian"
his hair is like 3 times longer than her's. XD
lol that's unusual, a dude who has hair... unbelievable
His is even longer then her's because that's not her real hair.
Meyumi it's a wig..... She's wearing a wig
Me: **watching this**
*suddenly a red hair appears on my bed*
Also me: **scared screams becsuse no one has dyed red hair in my house*
Motorbikes are more dangerous because you can't fall off a car
Kronos The Destroyer or open the door......
BattMarn And they're smaller so less likely to be seen by cars
Kronos The Destroyer xD
IS THAT A CHALLENGE?