English guy takes English citizenship test
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- This was a lot harder than I thought it would be.
Hope I'm still an English citizen.
Edited by: / lizard123456789
Royalty free music from: www.bensound.com
► ► If you want to support what I do, this is the best way: / boyinaband
► Facebook: / boyinabandcom
► Twitter: / davepbrown
► Tumblr: / davebiab
► Music: boyinaband.band...
► T-Shirts: boyinaband.bigc...
★ ★ ★
![Tee Grizzley - Blow for Blow (feat. J. Cole) [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wNLN5xsx5dc/mqdefault.jpg)
![Cody Johnson - I'm Gonna Love You (with Carrie Underwood) [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yy9PuYMU29g/mqdefault.jpg)
Dave refers to the war of the roses, “this is proper game of thrones stuff ”. Doesn’t realise that game of thrones is based on the war of the roses.
lol yes
Many fantasy stories are based on British history
York and Lancaster, Stark and Lannister, they even sound similar!
@@AnnaGlin that's exactly what i thought! At least Lancaster, maybe for the La-ster
Lol
a question: is about history of human rights
Dave, entering Don't Stay In School mode: *I WASN'T TAUGHT THAT IN THE ENGLISH SCHOOL*
Life keeps proving him right.
In Denmark our citizenship test is so fuckt that literally no Danish person can actually pass. Not even my Danish teacher could pass the test
When me, an American, could answer the question about the war of the roses
broke: "Hi! I'm Dave from boyinaband"
WOKE: "hi there fellas"
Technically British is also a term used for a citizen of the United Kingdom.
As soon as "who fought in the war of the roses?" came on I new the answer. I'm from New Zealand...
The Vikings were also Danish GREETINGS FROM A DANE
"What does UK Parliament know about UK Parliament" is a surprisingly reasonable question
Poor parliament amirite
PapiSmoif the UK Parliament doesn’t know anything about the UK Parliament because it’s best political candidate is some random RUclipsr that’s just now running for the UK Parliament.
I was going to make this exact comment if no one else had.
upinarms79 I’m glad that I’m not the only fan of Boyinaband’s channel that’s also a fan of Sargon of Akkad.
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr ...You mean the guy who was literally only hired to tank what remains of UKIP?
“I’m sorry sir but you failed the British citizenship test”
“Ah bloody hell!”
“Never mind welcome to Britain”
@jeep biscuit lmaoo
Religious hentai.what a name lmao
Yes but only if they say it like: ‘bloody ‘ell!’
Wankerrrr
Nice profile pic
“The English system is stupid, this is stupid i am stupid, sorry”
True words of dave
bro exactly I live there and it’s absolutely stupid f* this.
"St.Patrick is Jacksepticeye land*
-Dave, 2019
@Ahmed M his full name is boyinaband
@Ahmed M Dave is the name of the guy in this channel but his real name is David
Don’t forget about RTGame
"I wasn't taught this in English school."
Ah, brings back so much nostalgia.
*I wAs NeVeR tAuGh WhAt LaWs ThErE aEr*
*I wAs NeVeR tAuGhT tHe LaWs Of ThE CoUnTrY i LiVe In*
*BuT I kNOW aLl ThE wAyS HeNrY tHe EiGtH KiLlED hIS wOmEn*
MidnightBlue DiVoRCE BEhEadeD ANd DIeD DIvoRcE BeHEaDED SUrvIVED
@@roseclouds5838
GLad tHaT's In My hEaD InStEaD oF FiNaNcIaL AdViCE!
DuDe, Did YoU sEe ThAt GnArLy WaVe?
-Boyinaband 2019
lmfaoo
D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶
I am a Californian and never have i ever seen the surfer stereotype
@@2Meows Except from a British person 😂😂
Whenever a British person is duing an american accent, they either do sufer talk, hard jersey, valley girl, or Texan southern. XD
@@nonamedliz4851 for real though
"east is england, west is wales"
Me an Australian: "everything is up"
Don't you have to hold onto something in Australia so you don't fall off the planet?
East is up
@@merlinpinkfeather I'm trying so hard to follow that statement but I just can't
@@sydneyrey1414 oh u wouldnt get it, it's a twenty one pilots reference.
@@merlinpinkfeather ...oh lol k whatever
"Patrick is definitely frickin'...Jacksepticeye land"
Died there
It’s also my birthday thing :)
Jacksepticeye, King of Ireland.
"What does the UK Parliament know about the UK Parliament"
Frighteningly accurate and relevant atm
Moood
*finger guns* ayyyyyyyy
[fwooshes hair]
@@fanrosefabrose9457 Maybe it's Maybelline?
@@fantasticmelon6564 [gets body dismembermed and sold to African tribe]
Fun fact: Everyone who immigrates and takes a Citizenship Test have to know more than the actual citizens.
Well I mean what are they gonna do? test every citizen at age 18 and kick them out if they fail? haha
@@acetivorans No I'm just saying that people applying for citizenship know more than the average citizen.
@@acetivorans And funnily enough, it also goes for Finland. And I whole heartedly vote for kickign them out :D
@@RetroGenetic hahaha yeah~
In the US most of us would fail I'm sure.
Test: When were men and women given the right to vote at age 21?
Dave: I was never taught what laws there are, *I was never taught what laws there are*
But I know how Henry the Eighth killed all his women
@@shaelynmartin1996 devorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived
Now thats in my head instead of finacial advice
Apparently there's thirty, do you know them? i don't!
Why the hell can't we both resite them by rote
Nova C
Or how money works at all-where does it come from?
How does the thing that motivates the world function?
"I am the most British person you will ever see"
me: looks in mirror, looks at username, starts to cry
it's okay, don't be sad just because you were born in that country
@@2ethefirst318 And what country were you born in exactly?
@@edibleforks Upside down land
@@2ethefirst318 crikey
@@edibleforks crikey indeed
DAVE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! YOU’RE UPLOADING REGULARLY!!!!
Blue Bell he’s not depressed anymore
Roomie cured his depression
It's JonTron all over again
19:32 "I wish I was in a boy band"
- Boyinaband, 2019
he should change his name to inaboyband
Boyinabandinaboyband
Spot on
Boyinaboyband
Mohammad Nadeem Nope. It's not irony. Watch more VSauce
test: when was the carta magna created?
me, an American: isn't it the magna carta...?
I'm from the UK and I thought that too!
It is Magna Carta. I’m hoping this was just a shitty clickbait test. Otherwise, yikes.
It definatleyt is Magna Carta, im british and were learning abt it now
Right?
Me, a person from Britain: Same my Yankee dude.
"...which policies exist..."
***AND HOW TO MAKE A CHANGE***
Degenerate Phoenix HOLY SHIT I KENW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE I STARTED RAPPING DONT STAY IN SCHOLL WHEN HE SAID THAt!
Right
“Mais oui, je parle un peu de français.”
Omg honestly when ever he says anything like this my mind goes straight to it even though I haven’t listened to that rap in so long....
"well...this guy has 'words' in his name."
honestly my logic any time i take a test
But you're Komaeda so no wonder it works out for you
500th like your welcome
"what gods do you have?"
"IDK man I just like wearing a turban"
😂😂Lol
It's pretty silly, but I guess dude likes turbans 🤣
Have you seen a dude in a suit and a turban with a big beard? They look regal as fuck.
😂
The funny part is that Sikhism is monotheistic 😂
My fav was the part where you looked at four of the most famous poets on earth, wondered which of them might do poetry, and then chose Wordsworth bc he had 'words' in his name.
Tbh I didn't know who any of them were
@@allskillgaming4806 You should check them out. Beautiful work. Also you’ll love to read about Lord Byron’s life. Super interesting dude.
"on earth" is a bit of a stretch...
@@KennaDeMerkedo it's really not tbh, popular poets locally differ depending on location/language but those are definitely some of the most widely read.
@@DiabolicalPaperClip You're probably British then. Being neither American nor British, I would agree on Blake and Wordsworth but Poe and Frost are definitely missing on a global top 5 or something like that.
I'm so proud of you that you're uploading regularly. Don't stress yourself, but be productive. You're my favourite English dude!
Edit: turns out he isn't english lol
He's my favourite non English English dude!
True dat
I live in England so I can't exactly say he's my favourite English person 😂😂😂
He's in the top lot for sure
Zed Morningstar I’m my least favorite English dude
Yes you are also my favorite
@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 You're my second favourite English dude
“England is a country”
*nick crompton has left the chat*
Lmaoo
EᑎGᒪᗩᑎᗪ Iᔕ ᗩ ᒪᗩᑎᗪ🛬
@@user-zv7yb4yp9g cause its funny
some of you guys didn't learn your British history from Horrible Histories and it shows.
I've been rewatching the series on Netflix. Reminds me of many after school afternoons back when I was younger.
btsruinedme ikr
I loved those books :)
btsruinedme omg I used to love that! Funny how I know study History in university.
THOSE BOOKS WERE AMAZING!
"Who was given the title of Lord Protector? Sounds pretty old."
*_Proceeds to consider if he should pick the person youngest of the options by 300 years._*
The title of this video would just be “Don’t Stay In School; Government Edition”
@@wandering4104 At least not if you wanna stay in the EU. :p
Semi colon
electric Rock not fixing it
Maybe it should be do stay in school because he didn’t know basic British history
"Don't Stay In The EU"
Throwing logs at badgers...
Ah yes, the national past time of my people, no Saturday is complete without it.
I literally read the start of this comment as he said it.
The good ol' days!
XD
Boyinaband: *uploads 3 videos in a month*
Me: hold up, wait a minute, somethin' ain't right
Hopefully not getting ready for another hiatus :(
Nah something _is_ right!
Or
Something's terribly right?
He’s just making up for lost time
How to become increasingly British, by Boyinaband:
1. Break a plastic flag pole
2. Place said flag in said hair
3. Put on a golfer’s hat
4. Say “bloody hell” in good accent
5. Get more British by putting on Sherlock Holmes hat
6. Become ULTRA BRITISH by putting on a top hat
BTW:
This was written by an American
gnarly waves dude!
you forgot 'spend most of your life drinking earl grey tea'
this is rascist . shut up
CT -2007 No, this is how we evolve. You must be new to the UK, don’t worry you’ll learn.
@@cecilygood754 i'm actually 99.67% english. this guy was an american
Boyinaband started posting videos again.
Average Dopamine +100
>commits genocide on Ireland
>is one of the greatest Britons of all time
If that's not British, I don't know what is.
It's not Scottish, that's for sure. We're all Irish immigrants.
@flip inheck Well, Gaelic was spoken there for quite some time and the lowlands are where a lot of big changes happened culturally, so despite me generalizing, it's mostly true. The gene pool is so mixed up with the UK it's hard to distinguish between Scottish, Irish, Welsh and English heritage; pretty much any DNA kit will not specify between them.
@@beththedarkmage3359 Scotland is a part of Britain thou
Next video:
English guy loses his English citizenship.
Boy in a band: and I oop
He needs to take a US citizenship test.
Or... " Vlog: Moving to space because of the failed citizenship test! (Not clickbait)"
He did one too many oopsies
I have more for the title
And drinks do you get it back
The only time I’ve EVER heard anyone say “ gnarly “ is when someone is pretending to be like an American stereotype
I heard it in "History of the entire World I guess" by Bill wurtz
"And eats chemical soup mad of gnarly space ingredients left over from it was raining rocks or whatever" xD
lol yeah
You need more gnarly friends then
Tyler, ok sure 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i heard Emkay say it a bunch of times. dont know if he does it ironically but yeah
The War of the Roses actually inspired Game of Thrones! Hence the names Lannister (Lancaster) and Stark (York).
@@NikhilGokhale -rk?
Nini G Sean Beans yorkshire accent was no accident.
Actully it didnt its based off the pre norman times hence the 7 kingdoms
@@solarsatan9000 Can't it be based on multiple things?
@@solarsatan9000 It's based on multible historical events. These two being the main ones.
What!? Regular uploads?
What have you done with the real Dave??
This Dave set a 10,000 pound bet with his sister.
"Dude did you see that gnarly wave" that’s how we all speak for sure.
All Americans
as an American I can 100 percent confirm this dudes
Radical man
I totally surf in my freezing, American state of Idaho.
Yeah, that's Californian. I'm in NY, on *the other side of the country.*
Boyinaband: *Fails English citizenship test twice*
Boyinaband: "I was not taught what LAWS there are"
“What does the UK Parliament know about UK Parliament”
Well, apparently *nothing*
Clearly
Nowadays that’s accurate
David: **uploads regularly**
Everyone else: *_confused screaming_*
I'm scared
Apparently he was in a coma!
What do you mean 'david'... His name is boy, and he's in a band
lol right? And omg totally here for oopsie time~ New favorite thing💚💜
Maurits Spijker Can’t wait till someone doesn’t tell that’s a joke lol
When you’re Australian so you can get away with saying bloody hell and dude did you see that gnarly wave
🤣🤣🤣
Basically...
Add a few swear words for good measure🙄
We get the best of both worlds
Yh I've noticed some of your city accents are becoming more American even on neighbours and home and away i think there's an American when its just a city Aus
Its a shame man y'all keep your accent alive cus youth evolved into a good un after the British BBC one in the 40s
Ammara Shah I’m rural it annoys me aswell, I can’t stand that letter r
*"unless the original version of golf was when you take, like a log, like, a tree, and swing it at some invader's head."* -Dave 2019
"where are the crown jewels kept?"
Me: *looks down*
I knew it
......im gilty
I was gonna like it, but it has 69 likes and I cannot be the one to ruin that x
Wow 👏 👏
○_○
Fun fact: Game of Thrones is actually based on The War of the Roses
Yup! House York = House Stark, House Lancaster = House Lannister
Yup. British history is brutal AF
Basically all of A Song of Ice and Fire is based on something historical.
@Hiba MOHAMED RIZWAN
😅 I only saw it now
StS JS. Only the other side won
Dave: i really like Scotland I’ve been there a bunch of times
Me: (happy Scottish noises)
Aww bless that made me smile so cute 🤣🥰❤🕊
Gonna be honest I just think of a set of bagpipes as the noises you produce
Later that day Boyinaband was deported back to school. His worst nightmare.
And he still wasn't taught anything to apply to his adult life.
Now he can make don't stay in school 2
#Don't Stay In School
#Dontstayinschool
Too bad he wasn't taught _what laws there are._
No American I know has ever said "ah bloody hell" without putting on the accent.
Monty Burns doesn't put the accent on
Monty Burns isn't real.
TECHNICALLY the Brits don't either
Uk= bloody hell
America= what the fuck
I just tried to do it and I don't think it's physically possible.
dave: plays national anthem
the queen: teleports behind him
dave: N A N I ?
Omaywa mo chindieru
*OMAEWA MO SHINDERU*
I found really interesting the question about the English defeating the Spanish Armada.
I am from Spain and here, instead of saying that the battle was lost, we are taught that a huge storm destroyed all the ships before even getting to the battle.
Turns out history is subjective to the country :D
That is what we learned in Ireland too. Supposedly some spainish sailors washed ashore and stayed. Including one who apparently became the lover or grainneuaile, the pirate queen.
Well thats because thats what happened. England also then went on to lose a lot of their ships to a storm en route to Spain.
Pretty sure both versions happened. Storm hit the armada and what survived was defeated by the British with their smaller ships.
I'm Spanish too and in my school they taught us that the Spanish Armada wasn't appropriately prepared to the weather and the British were more tactically advanced so they won easily.
Not subjective per se, but the few ships that did survive were easy pickings for the English. This of course them became a well publisized victory. Often overstating the ammounts of ships present at the battle. Remember PR has always been important. Still there is no question that there was fighting involved.
12:31 they couldn’t even get the name of the MAGNA CARTA correct
I mean, it could be a translation error..... oh wait....
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! And then I was like, maybe there are different ways of saying it??? Because how could the ENGLISH GOVERNMENT get that wrong!
Could go either way technically?
In latin based languages nouns come before adjectives, my mother is an Argentinian and she says ‘Carta Magna’, it is ‘Magna Carta’ here but the correct Latin grammatical term is ‘Carta Magna’.
Zaid crap in America we had to learn this how did they get it wrong
"What's with all this Game of Thrones stuff?"
Houses Stark and Lannister were based (loosely) on York and Lancaster from the War of the Roses
"What does the parliament know about the parliament?"
A question worth asking.
Brexit intensifies.
Wow 69 likes
@@capslock5295 nice
"In Schools they should just let people play Civ, for history"
Well sure for History thatd work.. But For Math.. For Math they should play Factorio
And Human Resource Machine for IT classes
"Where are the crown jewels kept?" Trick question, it's actually "my pants"
I heard they are rather small
they're actually just in the Queen's cupboard
that’s immediately what i thought of 😂
That's 'Family Jewels'
Tester: "What does it mean to be a true Englishman."
Testee: "To screw over the Irish, Scots and the miners' union."
Tester: "What about the Welsh?"
Testee: "Trick question, the Welsh never count."
Tester: "Congratulations, you passed the citizenship test."
Screwing over the miners union is basically screwing over all the welsh as well
@@NUCCubus Exactly my point as well. The Welsh don't count ;)
@@United-Nations I don't think it counts though. Besides, here's an interesting book "How The Irish Saved Civilization" by Thomas Cahill (1996, Anchor Books - my copy). The Irish contribution to the European civilization is often understated.
then i get screwed a lot
@@masochisticcooking7078 You're a product of a lot of screwing, and screwing you would enable if you commit to screwing
Pro-tip: "The day Jesus Christ was born" and "The day Jesus Christ turned 30 years old" are the same day.
So obvious yet I would never have thought about that lol
I died at this
Yup
Did you know there are enough human bones in the body to make a whole sKeLeToN?!
Wait a minute 🤔
Jesus was the only person with the respawn button
No he wasn't, osiris, baldr and a host of other figures from religion and stories come back from death, sometimes on a regular basis. The local hospital brings people back from death all the time, sometimes even inducing a clinical death.
@@adammcfall5133 ok you are forgetting Rasputin
@@darthvader5201 Actually Rasputin's killers were just bad at it. They cooked out the poison, didn't put enough black powder in their gun, and even fired three shots total, including one point blank to the forhead. Rasputin finally died of drowning.
@@adammcfall5133 ._.
9:56 You are only 66.67% British, that must mean you are 33.33% hair.
The Green Sunset Group you mean 44.43% hair? But anywho this is the best comment ever
@@lauren2791 66.67 + 33.33 = 100
No I mean 33.33% but thanks for trying.
@@lauren2791 are you familiar with the concept of numbers
Apple Cinnamon that’s 110, not 100, just use a calculator, or just remember to carry the 1
@@lauren2791 66 + 44 = 110. 66.67 + 44.43 = 111.1. Your math blows my mind.
"This is proper game of thrones stuff"
Yes, because that's what it is based off of
Is it?
Yes
There was a war fought based on Game Of Thrones?
@@sirapple589 @Jane Smith please tell me you're both joking
@@palmtree1958 r/whoosh
I remember having a teacher who said there was no such thing called "England".
She would have done great on this test.
@SlyPrince She didn't actually lol
Wut the hecc
bruh
Pardon me, but what the fuck
When he was trying to be American, he sounded like a cali surfer 😂
Idk, are they???? CONSPIRACY
@@sandramashni5978 no we're not lol
@@annonymous6827 Ik, I am Californian I was just making a joke 😂😂
@@sandramashni5978 I know was joking too mate love boyinaband he's so funny in a British way, but I guess it applies to me as well...
lmaoooo we don't sound like that
me * plays God save the queen *
queen: "I have been summoned"
Josephine De Smet
Me:*plays rule Britannia*
Fighting forces from all the colonies:”We have been summoned”
Now all I can imagine is Queenie arriving like Thor in Infinity War via the Bifrost... 🤣
Goosecore hahaha lol
Sub Bot
Errrrrrrr
I believe the royal pronoun is "We", though I could be wrong
"This is proper Game of Thrones stuff!"
*GoT was inspired by the War of Roses*
Edit: Thank you dear older sister for that piece of information. She's writing her bloody dissertation paper on ASOIAF (yes, yes, the book, not that abomination of nature of a show)
I know it is soooi funnyy
York Stark
Lancaster Lannister
They even sound alike
It's so cool that shows such as GoT inspired entire wars
heard it was inspired by Les Rois Maudits which is about the French monarchy
Thank you IMDB trivia
"What does the UK Parliament know about the UK Parliament?"
-Dave, 2019
UK Parliament: Yes.
Nice pride flag
Woah, thanks for the likes guys! Didn't expect it to get that big lol
Read this just as he said that
@@Mii.2.0 Dave: *No*
“Scottish people are pretty chill”
-Boyinaband 2019
Me a Scottish person:I play the knife game would you like to play?
nakupovani1 oh yes the knife game is chill asf isnt it
@@caesar1680 Yeah actually it’s chill (except that I finally stabbed myself yesterday so I can’t use my left hand until next week...)
nakupovani1 ah well done
@@caesar1680 it was a bad idea since now I can’t play any games that have 2 buttons on each side...
Ah yes and all my friends are pussys and do it with pencils 😂
Just answer "tea" on all the questions and you'll pass 99% of the time
I’m laughing way harder than I should be at this lmao
Im offended
Who me
If yes can you plz sub
wait what about the other 1%?
asking sports questions in a citizenship exam is like being graded on your grammar in a maths exam.
Well, both happen, so it's a fair comparison.
Sometimes they require you to write w full sentence answer to a maths question and because of it they can invalidate your answer if your grammar is wrong.
@@mathiasrrybawell... I was not the best at maths. Thats why I am an art student now.
@@modassalvis Maths is full of grammar so i guess that explains a lot.
Britain's naff priorities for ya :')
"I don't watch football I don't care." *Hears yelling outside of his window* *Gets lynched*
"*the most british person you will ever see*"
The spiffing brit: *hol up*
What a faffingly odd man, he truly has not seen bludeeeeee Davviidddd fukin tenant innit
Dave: Researches the war of the roses that game of thrones is quite literally based on
Dave: "Wow this is some real game of thrones stuff"
ikr!
it's cool he kinfa figured it out by himself without the context though :D
@@vivilonrane1330 I've been thinking on it, I wonder if he's saying it as a joke? Like he really knows and is being sarcastic or something? Re-watched it and I am not sure, he seems sincere and not "acting", but you never know, he's good :)
It made me happy 😊
@@mmmk1616 He really doesn't know his history
"After the war"
England: has 19938582964829 wars
Cian Redfern the war is always the Second World War
@@serendipitygate9223 Unless you say something like 'the war in the eleventh century'...
Heinrich Hitzinger yeah agreed, if someone says the war, it’s one of the two world wars, usually the second, unless they specify
@@serendipitygate9223 actually in this context, dave was talking about the FIRST world war. the 2nd world war was from 1939-1945, and the first was from 1914-1918
DemonHound yeah I know, I said both world wars didn’t I ?
"I should start a group"
Andrew, Rob, and Roomie: are we a joke to you?
i'd like to see a roomie andrew collab tbh
''I wish I was in a boy band''
*username, literally ''boy in a band''*
he used to be in a band (called You And What Army) but it was put on indefinite hiatus
@@snivylink2119 Yeah I know
boy in a boy band then?
RIP Dave’s Flag 😢✊ Snapped too soon
how dare your ancestors pillage daves ancestors lol
😭😭😭
"The day Jesus Christ turned 30 years old"
...so the day that he was born?
Well it would change day and it's on Friday he might have been born on a Saturday or something
So, Christmas?
David: I don't wanna call it a boy band
Me: But you're a bloody boy in a band
All he'd have to do is change his intro to: "Hi! I'm Dave from BoyInABoyBand"
8:03 British media is so much bias
Me, laughs in Indian, You should really check out Indian media then its pure circus, it's falling to greater depths day by day
_Haha yes, I too am an English man, haha Big Ben God Save The Queen and whatnot._
Cheerio, good chum
Where is your tea
I like cider and farming
*yes yes, I put leaf in boiling wather, God save the Queen
Cheeky nandos
“I don’t even know when the War of the Roses was”
*seethes in commonwealth basic education*
Just play EU4 4Head
As someone who was educated in a commonwealth country, consistently reaching top 2% in the state for high school academic competitions
.. I have never heard of the War of the Roses
I didn't even know how our political voting system worked until I was 25.. I still barely understand it
Basic education is balls and needs a major overhaul
@@MotoCat91 American Education is worse. Teachers talk down on you like a kindergartener. Not to mention the kids that are forced into special ed because they work slower. But a lot of us know that the school sees them as failures. When I was in 8th grade, the teacher asked who invented the light bulb. And no one knew!
@@ediodimacaroni I too was forced into special ed classes because I was doing work 2 years above my grade and they didn't know how to handle it (was a brand new school)
And while it's a fun factoid to know who invented a light bulb, they should be teaching how they work and how to change one.
Instead of double entry bookkeeping - how to do your taxes and weekly budgeting
Instead of who the first prime minister was - how to vote, what each party means and how your vote trickles down to affect the final outcome
So many classes are based around how to pass the upcoming test.
I'm always amazed by how many adults don't know basic life skills
Commonwealth? Bitch, please, I never set my foot in a commonwealth country and I can answer that question in the middle of the night since before my high school. How can one not know this? O.o
3:26 I WASNT TAUGHT WHAT LAWS THERE ARE I WASNT TAUGHT WHAT LAWS THERE ARE
let me repeat
I WASNT TAUGHT THE LAWS OF THE COUNTRY I LIVE IN
but I know how Henry the 8th killed his women
2
fun fact if you didnt know how henry the 8th killed his women already theres a musical about it
Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, behaeded, survived
Glad that's in my head instead of financial advice
Henry is the name of my dog and I can never take that name seriously anymore.
Dave: is this frinkin’ game of thrones?
Also Dave: Edits in foto of Boromir of lord of the rings
Didn't the man who played Boromir play some guy in Game Of Thrones too? Idk though, don't end me plz
@@-murray- yes, a main character at that
@@johannesvahlkvist yay good job me
@@-murray- lol " yay good job me"
The snap created a rip in the timeline.
Dave uploads regularly in this timeline, bois!
The only timeline that matters
“This is proper game of thrones stuff”
Game of thrones was actually based on the Wars of the Roses
Lancaster=Lannister
York=Stark
pissed off noises, i said this first and noone noticed
Were the white walkers also involved in the Wars of the Roses?
@@thog664 those are the irish
actually the whole Platagenets dynasty
Dave: war of the roses is really game of thronesy.
Me: hmmmmm it’s almost as though one is inspired by the other......HMMMMM!!!
Love your videos Dave
I knew the house of york took hints from the starks!
When are you moving to the US, since you failed this one and passed the American one?
(Yes, I watched the videos out of order because youtube algorithm.)
ITS THE THIRD VIDEO IN 2 WEEKS GUYS, We have been blessed!
We have
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this in my feed. This is brilliant. 😁
lineke verboven we’re gonna get another one of those “sorting my life out” videos where he made an even bigger bet with his sister
@@Jacquett I can't wait! 😂
@@squirrel6536 I know right! Never knew I could be this happy to see someone post a video! 😝
Turns on "God save the queen" without presence of a Queen
Police knocks to his door
Fbi open up!
"ey you got a license for that?"
WELL WELL WOTS'ALL DIS DEN?
SAS breaks in and takes him away.
@@whitehorizon2225 seems someone is committing a crime, innit?....
I knew it was Lancaster and York, not Newcastle and York.
In conclusion,
_I, a Mexican/American, am more English than Dave._
Honestly from a foreigner standpoint I think Dave did pretty poorly and I lost a bit of respect for him. I find it quite dissapointing that not only he doesn’t know the history that laid the basis of the modern UK political system but he doesn’t even recognize It’s importance over trivial laws about walking your dog or going to court.
that's... literally as close to the other side of the world as it gets I think.
@IDontKnowWhatToPutAsMyUsernam e good Friday isn't British though. it's Christian. I think entire Europe has it.
@@noname-zs4ev True, but it does show a startling lack of awareness of... anything not directly relevant to him.
@IDontKnowWhatToPutAsMyUsernam e he is not Christian. I don't know this stuff either and I'm Dutch and also not Christian.
Yall vote at 21?! But drink at 18?!?! *confused us screaming*
The voting age has gone down to 18
Also you can have a pint in a pub as long as you have a meal with it and you can drink at home from the age of five as long as your parents allow it
Thanks, now I'm waiting for "Boyinaboyband" to become a thing.
He totally is already
When was the carta magna created?
Carta magna...
I think you'll find that it is referred to as the magna carta
That's exactly what I was thinking when they said Carta Magna... I was like "wait what isn't it the other way around?"
I don't think they know
i read it as cart of manga
Mmm a cart of magnums...
I know right? I was thinking the exact same fucking thing.
I liked it every time when he said “bloody” and “moron” and “stupid” it always sounded so funny 🤣 it must be his accent
“When was the carta magna signed?” - David Brown, 2019
😂
I was thrown off as to why they called the Magna carta the 'carta magna'
timimin same considering I was just doing it in geography
Edit: lol not geography history 😂
1512
Luke Kline yus
‘What does the U.K. parliament know about the U.K. parliament?’
Not a lot, Dave
Just take a look at Brexit
fair enough
AND I PRESENT FREE THOUGHTS FROM THE PROCEEDING OF THE CONTINENTAL CONGRESS
This man speaks the truth!!!!!
"this is proper Game of Thrones stuff"... because GoT was based on it! Yorks (Starks) vs Lancasters (Lannisters)
I thought it was based on yu-gi-oh duelists of the roses :O
But who had the best story?
@@Sombres time to duel!!
@@krisosphere9940 I'll take you any day on YGOPro with my Felgrand deck!-
@@m0nkEz Plot, humor, and complexity of scale wise War of the Roses wins. Characters wise GoT wins :3