Which stereotypes are true?

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @yenz9616
    @yenz9616 4 года назад +1404

    “Are Canadians polite” yes we apologize to walls if we bump into them

    • @monicass3409
      @monicass3409 4 года назад +52

      I've done that on autopilot before, yeah I suppose I'm Canadian

    • @cooldudebroshim8792
      @cooldudebroshim8792 4 года назад +42

      everyone does that. Expect like Karens. Theyll probably yell at it.

    • @elfro1237
      @elfro1237 4 года назад +25

      Cool Dude Bro Shim they’ll sue the wall

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 4 года назад +6

      Although not being Canadian, I think I would do that to at some point in my life.

    • @cellimakesmusic
      @cellimakesmusic 4 года назад +3

      Cool Dude Bro Shim yes they will want to see the manager of the wall

  • @rtmlhm
    @rtmlhm 5 лет назад +1702

    no wonder pewds punched roomie while making congratulations

  • @ellaveysel1041
    @ellaveysel1041 6 лет назад +3934

    "what's Japan's choice of drug?
    *ANIME?* "

    • @UnordinaryCarl
      @UnordinaryCarl 6 лет назад +11

      yes

    • @UnordinaryCarl
      @UnordinaryCarl 6 лет назад +15

      @Hound of Ulster not only nuclear radiation.
      school shootings from bullyings too

    • @SampledTax7
      @SampledTax7 6 лет назад +28

      And it's a drug worth dying for

    • @Denver4570
      @Denver4570 6 лет назад +6

      nah japan are more like heroin and coke

    • @okdude8053
      @okdude8053 6 лет назад +39

      Then AoT opening for Naruto 😂😂😂

  • @revenant9382
    @revenant9382 4 года назад +473

    Dave: oh, the national anthem is just the same as England..
    Yes dave, almost as if England owns montserrat

    • @Envy_May
      @Envy_May 4 года назад +17

      @Sean i love this comment

    • @frankcastle1862
      @frankcastle1862 3 года назад

      @Sean a monster rat

    • @QUBIQUBED
      @QUBIQUBED 3 года назад +1

      @Sean This comment is golden

    • @eowynx5127
      @eowynx5127 3 года назад +2

      @Sean golden

    • @incvnsit
      @incvnsit 3 года назад +1

      Always as if, as if,it is colonised.

  • @codydelicaux2968
    @codydelicaux2968 5 лет назад +1602

    Plays Naruto
    Opening: ATTACK ON TITAN

    • @kubikim
      @kubikim 5 лет назад +92

      Naruto (on japanese drugs): hi im ash ketchum from attack on titan

    • @CruiserDynasty
      @CruiserDynasty 5 лет назад +11

      ​@@kubikimwell ash and arin are both 13 at the start of the series

    • @vikingsoftomorrow4038
      @vikingsoftomorrow4038 5 лет назад +2

      REEEEEEEE

    • @kubikim
      @kubikim 5 лет назад +20

      erm... You guys realize that japanese drugs are Anime?

    • @vikingsoftomorrow4038
      @vikingsoftomorrow4038 5 лет назад +23

      @@kubikim HOW CAN YOU NOT BA PISSED THAT HE USED AOT THEME ON A NARUTO CLIP?!?!

  • @caffeecup5319
    @caffeecup5319 6 лет назад +709

    "Italians are good lovers but bad workers"
    Mario sucks at dating peach but awesome in plumming

    • @aaronrodriguez3212
      @aaronrodriguez3212 6 лет назад +28

      When's the last time he actually did plumbing?

    • @MrChilly2099
      @MrChilly2099 6 лет назад +5

      @@aaronrodriguez3212 haha omg you right

    • @Toughfey
      @Toughfey 6 лет назад +8

      Aaron Rodriguez when he goes through pipes idfk

    • @sammyshi1552
      @sammyshi1552 6 лет назад

      So he isn't Italian?

    • @tobbler5601
      @tobbler5601 6 лет назад

      Mario’s not a plumber anymore

  • @panzer064
    @panzer064 6 лет назад +516

    Im in the U.S. and I stole a hell load of candy when I was 6

    • @loser_lenny4506
      @loser_lenny4506 6 лет назад +9

      i kicked my teacher in the leg when i was six

    • @ViperoK
      @ViperoK 6 лет назад +26

      the kids at my school had rock fights during recess and would team up and throw rocks at other teams....
      it was actually pretty fun

    • @panzer064
      @panzer064 6 лет назад +3

      Only in murica

    • @daowee7293
      @daowee7293 6 лет назад +2

      What's candy?

    • @moonlightvoid8134
      @moonlightvoid8134 6 лет назад +1

      It's practically a sweet (what we call it in britain)

  • @grace-gb3gq
    @grace-gb3gq 5 лет назад +335

    "Cannabis use"
    "New Zealand is at the top!"
    me, a person who lives there *oh frick we got caught boiiz*

    • @CallistoTheWarriorQueen
      @CallistoTheWarriorQueen 5 лет назад +12

      I was actually suprised that NZ and Aus were #1 and #2. I knew it would be high but wasn't expecting the top 2 spots lol

    • @beegood6700
      @beegood6700 5 лет назад +12

      Cannabis is not only used to relax, it has a lot of medical and practical purposes so I think this just means New Zealanders are pretty smart.

    • @RupertsRetro
      @RupertsRetro 4 года назад +7

      @@beegood6700 Everone here just loves it, if I'm going to honest there are more smokers over here than non-smokers of it.

    • @mischefskime2926
      @mischefskime2926 4 года назад +2

      Ikr, I was like "Oh shi- hide the drugs!!!"

    • @punkrockgirl.mp3
      @punkrockgirl.mp3 4 года назад +2

      My friend lives in ranui (which is in west Auckland FYI) and she told me that a couple of streets away a meth bomb went off. Welcome to west Auckland

  • @litedarrirosten2772
    @litedarrirosten2772 5 лет назад +2058

    Dave: * sees Uk flag *
    Dave: *England*
    Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland: am I a joke to you

    • @devoted_eater567
      @devoted_eater567 5 лет назад +1

      So original

    • @RunawayTrain2502
      @RunawayTrain2502 5 лет назад +67

      Welsh can't be understood, The Northern Irish are too busy hating each other and the Scots are... Well, they are the scots... :P

    • @clara-km3fc
      @clara-km3fc 5 лет назад +44

      as someone from northern ireland i can confirm everyone hates everyone

    • @jamesharding9911
      @jamesharding9911 5 лет назад +23

      dave is the most stereotypically English name ive ever heard

    • @meganaxelia
      @meganaxelia 5 лет назад +6

      Northern Ireland is a joke

  • @nothuman5335
    @nothuman5335 5 лет назад +1936

    americans: coffee
    Dave: CWOFFEE

  • @pikkotriangular6061
    @pikkotriangular6061 5 лет назад +853

    *Germany being at the bottom of the terms "patriotism"*
    Me, a German person: y e s.

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 5 лет назад +6

      *D:*

    • @beegood6700
      @beegood6700 5 лет назад +45

      German people are always lovely in my experience. It makes me want to visit Germany.

    • @emanemanrus5835
      @emanemanrus5835 5 лет назад +20

      problem is: what exactly are correct metrics for patriotism? when you are happy to pay taxes ? when you sing national anthem at the stadium??

    • @LesbiansMarie
      @LesbiansMarie 5 лет назад +57

      Eman Emanrus I think it’s about how proud you are of your country. Here in the US a lot of 40 year old white people preach America and treat it as the best country in the world, when America is pretty average (love being here, but there’s a lot of parts that are completely awful about America.) not to mention a lot of genocide commit by America is over looked.
      In Germany they’re not exactly known for being great people in history, and they don’t hide their history from their people. Because of this, a lot of German people aren’t proud of their country and are afraid of being called nazis. (Not that being open about their history is a bad thing, it’s rather good and I wish more countries were open about their history as well)
      Edit: I mean USA, but really, Germany is good for showing their horrible history and saying it was horrible. Here in the states, they water down our history and act proud of it. Like what happened with slavery here in the USA was absolutely revolting and the worst things about it are never talked about, so people don’t treat it like a big deal. It WAS a big deal, I don’t want to name a story in specific, but when things like buck breaking existed and it’s never talked about... ew.

    • @TheAdmiralMoses
      @TheAdmiralMoses 4 года назад +9

      LolWhatAmIDoingWithMyLife Turkey is the worst of both worlds! Tons of genocide and they won't admit it!

  • @velvetsky3451
    @velvetsky3451 5 лет назад +483

    “ARE IRISH PEOPLE STEREOTYPICALLY DRUNK?!”
    yes.

  • @ismaysefc
    @ismaysefc 6 лет назад +738

    Yeah here in Iceland, stealing skittles could be considered a big deal. And yeah, we all use the internet. My grandma no joke played against my grandpa in fifa 18.

    • @Ghost1628-0
      @Ghost1628-0 6 лет назад +6

      So if I steal skittles would the tenno in Iceland beat me

    • @AkinVoppi
      @AkinVoppi 6 лет назад +4

      I’m going to live with you

    • @nickdavidson8142
      @nickdavidson8142 6 лет назад

      AframIsland 9 bet she beat your ass

    • @cricat3776
      @cricat3776 6 лет назад +8

      Also you need to take into consideration that we only have like 300,000 people . So per 1000 isn’t really fair.

    • @massibesti8857
      @massibesti8857 6 лет назад

      @@Ghost1628-0 dont you dont want to

  • @sophiemccabe5287
    @sophiemccabe5287 7 лет назад +211

    In Ireland, I can't go to town without seeing at least one drunk person on the streets.
    I think it's true.

    • @astodone9022
      @astodone9022 7 лет назад +4

      there you go that's one good thing about Saudi Arabia.

    • @milenarozkovaite
      @milenarozkovaite 7 лет назад +1

      Slimetastic Slime I live in Ireland and I see so many pubs everywhere.

    • @nicolenibhailtuinogabhann3839
      @nicolenibhailtuinogabhann3839 7 лет назад +1

      Drinking in Ireland is our culture like we bring little babba's to pubs it's just our culture we centre family time around it and business. Its not as popular as it was back in the late 60s but its still there. Its just the way we are ☺😂😂

    • @astodone9022
      @astodone9022 7 лет назад +1

      yay drunken car accidents, rapes, and addictions am i right? alcohol kills more people than disease honey you should stop that shit

    • @crosbythew0lf835
      @crosbythew0lf835 7 лет назад

      Slimetastic Slime WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE
      DUBLIN?

  • @Livia-ih9lq
    @Livia-ih9lq 8 лет назад +1530

    "I think an appropriate way to end this video is by listening to the national anthem of Monster Rat." Well ok

    • @bethanytalbot2445
      @bethanytalbot2445 7 лет назад +29

      I aint complainin'.

    • @InnocentVodalia
      @InnocentVodalia 7 лет назад +12

      Wait, wait, wait... that's called "God Save the Queen"?? Uhhh... I am from America, and that tune here is called "America" or "My Country, Tis of Thee".

    • @Scorpinox
      @Scorpinox 7 лет назад +11

      Yeah "God save the Queen" is Great Britain's national anthem.

    • @andybenji6651
      @andybenji6651 7 лет назад +17

      Yep, the guy who wrote My Country Tis of thee borrowed the melody from God Save the Queen but wrote new lyrics. It was actually the one of the US national anthems until 1931 when they started using Star Spangled Banner.

    • @Native_Beats_
      @Native_Beats_ 7 лет назад +6

      - Dave 2017

  • @ChainsawSeesaw
    @ChainsawSeesaw 4 года назад +134

    "Whats Japan's drug of choice?" "ANIME!" *shows Naruto with the attack on titan op*

  • @rashotcake6945
    @rashotcake6945 8 лет назад +1825

    I get so excited whenever you post a video

    • @scoshi6592
      @scoshi6592 8 лет назад +6

      same

    • @WiWillemijn
      @WiWillemijn 8 лет назад +1

      +Hussam Benali u mad

    • @lifeascam2755
      @lifeascam2755 8 лет назад +1

      ikr he is the absolute best with videos, btw have a great day and much love from a small british youtuber

    • @data-yc2ux
      @data-yc2ux 8 лет назад

      but your profile picture shows that your are angry :(

    • @joehernandez3538
      @joehernandez3538 8 лет назад +3

      i didn't realize how anime fanatic i was until i laughed at that one scene

  • @leirawhitehart1236
    @leirawhitehart1236 5 лет назад +339

    "Are Irish people stereotypically drunk?"
    Me: have you met Jacksepticeye sir?

  • @jr7367
    @jr7367 6 лет назад +855

    "what's Japan's choice of drug?"
    ANIME

    • @paulc83
      @paulc83 6 лет назад +2

      @Johnwickgamez Official *COCAINE*

    • @thatoneguykyle9621
      @thatoneguykyle9621 6 лет назад +2

      J R it is also mine

    • @zlabobabil
      @zlabobabil 6 лет назад +3

      U CANT STOP ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND DRU- I MEAN ANIME

    • @karbeus4396
      @karbeus4396 6 лет назад +2

      *AOT opening song plays in the background*

    • @ultimateairforce2675
      @ultimateairforce2675 6 лет назад

      Some times that's true in the USA

  • @toast7115
    @toast7115 5 лет назад +943

    “Americans are fat”
    Me, an American: watching this while eating a popsicle “nO iM nOt”

    • @L0RDK3Y
      @L0RDK3Y 4 года назад +10

      truuuuu

    • @obscure_genesis
      @obscure_genesis 4 года назад +20

      Thicc boi

    • @notsocuteotaku8662
      @notsocuteotaku8662 4 года назад +30

      im american, but this quarantine has actually made me underweight. i was normal weight pre-quarantine

    • @ghostkid8201
      @ghostkid8201 4 года назад +4

      SAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Appleduck2007
      @Appleduck2007 4 года назад +3

      Even though I'm not American, I'm the same as you lol

  • @rem3e
    @rem3e 5 лет назад +517

    "Are irish people stereotypically drunk?"
    DAVE HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS STEREOTYPE? WE'RE ALL DRUNK LEPRACHAUNS (Also thats where the expression "irish up your coffee" comes from)

    • @adam7108
      @adam7108 5 лет назад +3

      As well as 'Irish yoga'

    • @DerekBladeGoMW
      @DerekBladeGoMW 5 лет назад +2

      coulda sworn homie was bein sarcastic

    • @derPetunientopf
      @derPetunientopf 5 лет назад +1

      Clearly a rhetorical question.

    • @kasaniiova5973
      @kasaniiova5973 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah we fill up on guiness everyday XD

    • @seantansey3171
      @seantansey3171 5 лет назад

      Leoracaun is not something to stereotype doe I don't enjoy that bit and just after noticing that I provide the patriotic thing right

  • @seagull1475
    @seagull1475 5 лет назад +491

    Dave : what's japan's choice of drug... Anime?
    Also dave: proceeds to play a clip of naruto running with the attack on titan opening theme playing
    Japan: am I a joke to you?

    • @sharoberry9874
      @sharoberry9874 5 лет назад +5

      I was your 69th like. I hope you’re happy.

    • @zack6385
      @zack6385 5 лет назад

      I was about to say something.

    • @tin0thy
      @tin0thy 4 года назад +1

      I was look for this

    • @JustMatchmaking
      @JustMatchmaking 4 года назад

      @@tin0thy Me too

  • @cinemacraftcreations2135
    @cinemacraftcreations2135 7 лет назад +270

    1:21
    The French side actually says
    "No, I prefer the wine, the dogs not civilized"

    • @ASquared-
      @ASquared- 6 лет назад +1

      Ya

    • @isaacmammel9186
      @isaacmammel9186 6 лет назад +1

      Actually, it's more correct than you think. In French, adjectives often go after the noun they describe.

  • @loadingusername5754
    @loadingusername5754 4 года назад +339

    “I did not know Irish people were that patriotic”
    Has he watched jacksepticeye 😂

    • @shaleniravikumar8203
      @shaleniravikumar8203 4 года назад +18

      my first thought was that. Jack teases and praises Ireland so many times🤣🤣

    • @zahirasahar9491
      @zahirasahar9491 4 года назад

      @@shaleniravikumar8203 same lol

    • @Bea-nh9fp
      @Bea-nh9fp 3 года назад

      @@ihazshort8093 of course our language comes from no where so it’s flipping impossible to learn

    • @Cloudy-dr8dg
      @Cloudy-dr8dg 3 года назад +2

      Idk what he was on about lol, were probably the most patriotic country out there, and people that arent even irish, *cough* *cough* americans, even say they're irish

    • @zahirasahar9491
      @zahirasahar9491 3 года назад

      @@Cloudy-dr8dg exactly

  • @patysoto4778
    @patysoto4778 5 лет назад +605

    Dave: i didn't know irish people were that patriotic
    Jacksepticeye: did u say irish?

    • @zeleniatdq
      @zeleniatdq 5 лет назад +9

      Did ya say Irish, mah lad?

    • @calliel9188
      @calliel9188 5 лет назад +13

      *TOP OF THE MORNIN’ TO YA LADIES*

    • @cormacmcgale7139
      @cormacmcgale7139 5 лет назад +3

      It's probably because if you're not a patriot/nationalist, you're a unionist and in support of British rule.

    • @therandombrothers5668
      @therandombrothers5668 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @BurgerTyrant
      @BurgerTyrant 5 лет назад +2

      You can just say "Britain sucks" and pretty much everyone who can hear will start agreeing

  • @hippity1078
    @hippity1078 7 лет назад +467

    As a Scotsman I can confirm we are completely ok with punches

    • @mayrln
      @mayrln 7 лет назад +15

      as a turk i can confirm we are completely not murderers

    • @wyattwaltonroth7058
      @wyattwaltonroth7058 7 лет назад +39

      thats what a murder would say

    • @fxosh249
      @fxosh249 7 лет назад +4

      TerraRyze 😂 I’m Scottish

    • @hippity1078
      @hippity1078 7 лет назад +1

      BeMoreBoss 0_0 eyyyyy

    • @6ix436
      @6ix436 7 лет назад +8

      As a guy from Northern Ireland i can also confirm that we are OK with punches

  • @antonrockoboac8711
    @antonrockoboac8711 8 лет назад +588

    just saying the dates on a lot of them were out of date by like a decade

    • @moranmarie10
      @moranmarie10 8 лет назад +20

      That's what I caught too. A couple have changed quite a bit

    • @klaik30
      @klaik30 8 лет назад +2

      It really depends on what the statistics are about :)

    • @antonrockoboac8711
      @antonrockoboac8711 8 лет назад +1

      klaik30 some of them have changed like the economy and violence imigration population

    • @tonks-gaming
      @tonks-gaming 8 лет назад

      yea, cos cultures significantly change in a decade

    • @antonrockoboac8711
      @antonrockoboac8711 8 лет назад +3

      im triggered because ok because the american economy is soo doing all most as well as the uk and no statistic is ever rising or lowering

  • @yigitkapusuz8484
    @yigitkapusuz8484 5 лет назад +253

    So about the tea thing, we Turks drink a LOT of tea. We drink it with and after breakfast sometimes with and after lunch and definitely after dinner, when we are taking a break from work and when someone comes for a visit, you have to have tea. That list might be a bit old and I believe it didn't include Turkey. As of 2016, Turkey consumes 3.16 kg (or 6.96 lb) of tea per capita. The UK is on third place, Ireland being second.
    This is the wikipedia page about it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tea_consumption_per_capita

    • @crapulence853
      @crapulence853 4 года назад +2

      adamsın

    • @junie9039
      @junie9039 4 года назад +3

      Woah that is so fascinating I honestly thought India would've been the top since alot of us are so obsessed with it

    • @enigmamyth
      @enigmamyth 4 года назад +7

      The whole asia is obsessed with tea lol specially south Asian countries

    • @yuritardid7761
      @yuritardid7761 4 года назад +3

      @@junie9039 Turks and indians both love tea i think it's just that turks drink it more throughout the day , like we both of the same word for tea "chai" which is spelled as Çay in Turkey

    • @junie9039
      @junie9039 4 года назад +1

      @@yuritardid7761 ooh that's pretty cool

  • @JBlooey
    @JBlooey 5 лет назад +171

    Every way you said coffee is accurate in the United States.

  • @TheLegend2T
    @TheLegend2T 7 лет назад +764

    *M O N S T E R R A T*
    coming to a theater near you

  • @xbreadx5815
    @xbreadx5815 6 лет назад +278

    My Scottish family are always drunk....
    Is that why people punch?

    • @noodleoodle7439
      @noodleoodle7439 6 лет назад +2

      Most likely.

    • @jimmymcjimmy9093
      @jimmymcjimmy9093 6 лет назад +1

      Was not expecting the punch statistic as all my family are Scottish and none of them "punch" people
      After all it's called a Glaswegian kiss not a punch

    • @THEEMILY139
      @THEEMILY139 6 лет назад

      Alcohol and passion in my experience

    • @laylaheeney4851
      @laylaheeney4851 6 лет назад

      well my scottish cousins always hit eachother and they're kids so i'll never know

    • @alexawillis6472
      @alexawillis6472 6 лет назад

      *ᴊ-ʜᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴘᴇ*

  • @kitti5647
    @kitti5647 4 года назад +166

    "south Africa is very unsafe"
    me a South African:...true

  • @dragonfruit7236
    @dragonfruit7236 6 лет назад +204

    As a Scottish person I can confirm that we are surprisingly okay with being punched. Fights break out on my school's grounds on an almost daily basis but afterwards no real grudge is held between participants.

    • @x_splitmix_x1255
      @x_splitmix_x1255 6 лет назад +4

      Too true I've been in 9 fights already and I'm only first year of high school. Fuck ye all

    • @facelessfigure7985
      @facelessfigure7985 6 лет назад +3

      Here in the US, having multiple fights break out on the same day is scary. One of our principals resigned because of it.

    • @dragonfruit7236
      @dragonfruit7236 6 лет назад

      @Linctonamor ! OMG really? A lot of us just fight when we're bored lol

    • @neobro234
      @neobro234 6 лет назад +4

      Saw a man in a wheelchair attack a gay couple No one did anything

    • @realultraformerlyultranact6542
      @realultraformerlyultranact6542 6 лет назад

      (bagpipes intensify)

  • @yoavsigler4457
    @yoavsigler4457 8 лет назад +2101

    Naruto running with the Attack on Titan opening.
    well done that was funny

    • @roxivuculescu
      @roxivuculescu 8 лет назад +7

      xD

    • @lifeascam2755
      @lifeascam2755 8 лет назад +8

      IKR i loved it, and laughed too hard, btw have the most amazing day ever and much love from me and my youtube channel

    • @onefivetwo5233
      @onefivetwo5233 8 лет назад +4

      Exactly what I was thinking XD

    • @chiwi7851
      @chiwi7851 8 лет назад +3

      I was literally just about to comment about that. I'm wondering if that was intentional or not honestly.

    • @nemijs
      @nemijs 8 лет назад +3

      Yoav Sigler HAHAHA ANIMR OPENING PARODY FUNNY XDDDD

  • @Angellucillexoxo
    @Angellucillexoxo 5 лет назад +947

    "AMERICAN'S ARE FAT"
    *shows results*
    Me: *Stops eating the slice of pizza in my hand* Ah shi--

    • @anartistig9128
      @anartistig9128 5 лет назад +13

      This was me only Oreos

    • @phoenixblake8941
      @phoenixblake8941 5 лет назад +10

      That part made me really self conscious

    • @jbcroos918
      @jbcroos918 5 лет назад +11

      Don't worry, Mexico took that title a couple years ago (I'm Mexican by the way)

    • @khlinh2556
      @khlinh2556 5 лет назад +5

      Nauru: *sweats nervously*

    • @angelchan6398
      @angelchan6398 5 лет назад +8

      *_*yeets big ass bag of candy out the window_*_ hehe... not me-*_

  • @jayz_fs
    @jayz_fs 5 лет назад +966

    *”What’s Japan’s drug of choice then?”*
    *”Anime”*
    *AOT theme plays whilst naruto runs

  • @kieradoesstuff
    @kieradoesstuff 6 лет назад +5218

    If I ever go to the US, I'm staying away from 6 year olds

    • @yourfriendjellybean6984
      @yourfriendjellybean6984 6 лет назад +352

      Kiera Mason Animations That's honestly a good idea coming from someone who lives in the US

    • @CATibal
      @CATibal 6 лет назад +97

      Your Friend Jellybean I second this.

    • @cdmay4
      @cdmay4 6 лет назад +181

      Our kids are creepy

    • @kiwi6220
      @kiwi6220 6 лет назад +16

      Same

    • @drawingmarshmallow716
      @drawingmarshmallow716 6 лет назад +66

      I try to stay away from 6 year olds, but my cousin and brother are around me too much lol

  • @andrewm5471
    @andrewm5471 5 лет назад +284

    The first time you said coffee it was perfect... then you went full Brooklyn (1:33)

  • @slimyfurby
    @slimyfurby 6 лет назад +343

    "turkeys being murderers"
    _I can't even_

  • @flowing-river
    @flowing-river 4 года назад +39

    1:29 I like how "Corpse Husband" is the first option when he types "C"

    • @j1407bmoon
      @j1407bmoon 3 года назад +4

      Omg how did you even notice that? It was one hundredth of a second situation.

    • @flowing-river
      @flowing-river 3 года назад +5

      @@j1407bmoon idk honestly

  • @maple494
    @maple494 5 лет назад +70

    Dave saluting Monsterrat's flag and listening to its anthem.
    *now this is quality content*

  • @LarryTL
    @LarryTL 8 лет назад +2123

    I'm still waiting for someone to make a good comment about Saudi Arabia. I've been looking for a comment for like 20 minutes

    • @iammrawesomesauce
      @iammrawesomesauce 8 лет назад +121

      Larry >good
      >Saudi Arabia
      choose one

    • @h.b.5577
      @h.b.5577 8 лет назад +9

      Well there is the DGTheGuys commented i guess

    • @ahmadalhmaidat620
      @ahmadalhmaidat620 8 лет назад +101

      A good thing about saudis is that they dont have under aged pregnancies or bastards

    • @kristyhoward6897
      @kristyhoward6897 8 лет назад +142

      ahmad alhmaidat Please define under aged, could you give an age? ie...17 or 18. Because by proxy, if under aged marriage is allowed then there will be under aged pregnancies. Or did you mean unwed, under aged girls? Because certainly the numbers are lower in Saudi Arabia as those girls will be stoned to death along with her unborn children. It's just semantics

    • @ahmadalhmaidat620
      @ahmadalhmaidat620 8 лет назад +48

      Kristy Howard I meant those that are under 18. Since the fertility rate of underage females in Saudi Arabia is greatly lower from that of the USA. (BTW it is way more possible to find liquor in saudi than underage marriages, underage marriages happen just once every ice age)

  • @sjr1735
    @sjr1735 6 лет назад +275

    8:21 "Homophobic oil royal." -Boyinaband

  • @nubulaa9054
    @nubulaa9054 4 года назад +78

    "what is your favourite part of your country?"
    *We have punched the most people*

    • @viruzangel
      @viruzangel 4 года назад +1

      THE CAPITAL

    • @cherrimartin504
      @cherrimartin504 4 года назад +1

      I think the reason why Germany is so far at the bottom in terms of patriotism is because being patriotic often leads to being stigmatised as a nazi in Germany. I think many people are scared of being called a nazi.

    • @WalleyeGuy4
      @WalleyeGuy4 4 года назад +3

      @@cherrimartin504 Did this thread say anything about Germany?

  • @tommeakin1732
    @tommeakin1732 8 лет назад +273

    Saudi Arabia is one of those countries which I dislike more the more I learn about it.....

    • @medsidimed5992
      @medsidimed5992 8 лет назад +8

      well you haven't visited it all you have is buzzfeed articles.

    • @WyseWalker
      @WyseWalker 8 лет назад +29

      I wouldn't say you would have to visit a country to know information about it. People can know plenty of things about countries without even stepping outside their door. We even just got statistical verification of a aspect about Saudi Arabia. But yes, before you do say the obvious you should take anything you read or learn from the internet with a bit of salt, but that doesn't mean everything or necessarily anything you read on the internet is false.

    • @medsidimed5992
      @medsidimed5992 8 лет назад +4

      Wyser Wiler
      Well saudi arabia is the center of alot of hate, because it's considered the islamic leader of the world.
      But it's not more homophobic than uganda and not many people hate on uganda.
      It's not worse tham zimbambwe and no one hates on zimbambwe.
      It actually has functional infastructure , beutiful modern cities anc more.

    • @WyseWalker
      @WyseWalker 8 лет назад +9

      Med Sidimed Ok, but that still doesn't mean anything he has learned about Saudi Arabia is wrong which was the main point of your comment.

    • @Ludix147
      @Ludix147 8 лет назад +26

      Med Sidimed that's because Saudi Arabia is actually relevant ;) also it is a rich and more or less developed country, so people expect more from it.

  • @DenizUe
    @DenizUe 8 лет назад +292

    Naruto, with Attack on Titan Music! *TRIGGERED*

    • @keepXonXrockin
      @keepXonXrockin 8 лет назад +2

      DenizUe attack on Titten xD

    • @keepXonXrockin
      @keepXonXrockin 8 лет назад +3

      DenizUe could be the title of the porn parody.

    • @DenizUe
      @DenizUe 8 лет назад

      keeponrockin ooups haha, gonna change that now ^^

    • @lifeascam2755
      @lifeascam2755 8 лет назад

      LOLLLLL sammmeee, btw have a good day and much love from a small british youtuber

    • @sirlitten5364
      @sirlitten5364 8 лет назад

      same

  • @cogithefool4284
    @cogithefool4284 5 лет назад +351

    "I didn't know Irish people are patriotic"
    *IRA joins the chat*

    • @hayleybanks4338
      @hayleybanks4338 5 лет назад +1

      Maulana Fariz Haha and the UDF

    • @28stabwounds92
      @28stabwounds92 5 лет назад +5

      IRA joins chat and bombs a couple cars

    • @BurgerTyrant
      @BurgerTyrant 5 лет назад +4

      *GO ON HOME BRITSH SOLDIERS, GO ON HO-*

    • @owenmccaughey5291
      @owenmccaughey5291 5 лет назад +2

      WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THIS SCAR?!

    • @LiveErrors
      @LiveErrors 5 лет назад +1

      its the same old theme, since 1916

  • @doodleplayer4014
    @doodleplayer4014 4 года назад +68

    "Canadians are boring"
    Yeah and we have feelings too

    • @Clockwork-Rat
      @Clockwork-Rat 3 года назад +3

      yeah, you're Canadian not ginger

    • @minuatri2565
      @minuatri2565 3 года назад +2

      Awe

    • @ANNtique
      @ANNtique 3 года назад +2

      Yes we are and we’re sorry 🇨🇦

  • @animatedfps
    @animatedfps 5 лет назад +340

    US GUY: my drug is coke
    JAPAN GUY:my drug is ATTACK ON TITAN

  • @pyjamadan9848
    @pyjamadan9848 5 лет назад +1282

    Boyinaband: “Americans are fat”
    Me, Australian who just finished 3rd can of coke in one day and also just spent the last 8 hours playing videogames: “I know right!”
    Edit: some people are getting worried for my health lmao, don’t worry it was a joke

  • @Liletter
    @Liletter 6 лет назад +788

    Coffee vikings.

  • @etheliaowo7533
    @etheliaowo7533 4 года назад +22

    I’m from Saudi Arabia and I guess a good thing is anyone is always willing to help, for example when I was waiting for the doctor at the hospital I fainted (I had a really high fever) and about 3 people came to help me because my mom was too shocked to know what to do. I have nothing against homosexuality, it’s just the religion of the country. I asked my mom what she would do if I told her I’m lesbian (which I am not) she said that she would pray for me. I’ve heard about people getting disowned for it so I think that’s an okay answer.

  • @bombiss_9124
    @bombiss_9124 6 лет назад +374

    *plays attack on Titan music over Naruto*

  • @willyyumwarmcock3790
    @willyyumwarmcock3790 7 лет назад +189

    Dammit they only made Scotland separate from Britain when it was punching

  • @paris2777
    @paris2777 5 лет назад +819

    Naruto, with AOT music…
    I see you’re a man of culture

    • @DawnAQ
      @DawnAQ 5 лет назад +5

      I was just gonna comment this lmao

    • @SlyFireVR
      @SlyFireVR 5 лет назад +4

      It got me

    • @smolcheetah4972
      @smolcheetah4972 5 лет назад +1

      What?

    • @DawnAQ
      @DawnAQ 5 лет назад +4

      Amine Djaboub Naruto with Attack On Titan music.

    • @smolcheetah4972
      @smolcheetah4972 5 лет назад +1

      DawnAQ I know what it stands for but I don't know what it means

  • @biancamihai3697
    @biancamihai3697 5 лет назад +37

    That “hi” just warms my heart every time

  • @ultra-papasmurf
    @ultra-papasmurf 5 лет назад +66

    "Wait Does Ireland Have A Drinking Stereotype?" Boyinaband 2016

    • @Jason-ci6sq
      @Jason-ci6sq 5 лет назад

      Yes.just watch Jacksepticeye

    • @ultra-papasmurf
      @ultra-papasmurf 5 лет назад +5

      @@Jason-ci6sq This is a quote

    • @josephbrennan9712
      @josephbrennan9712 5 лет назад +1

      i almost malfunctioned when i heard that, its literally like the only main stereotype Ireland has

  • @DrDingsGaster
    @DrDingsGaster 6 лет назад +228

    The USA is at 13 for tea consumption, sounds about right considering we dumped it all in the harbour to help declare our Independence.

    • @karaflores5092
      @karaflores5092 6 лет назад

      Castor DarkHeart lol

    • @alexandersidnell6038
      @alexandersidnell6038 6 лет назад +8

      waste of good tea you could have given that to all the fat people

    • @insidiousvim2679
      @insidiousvim2679 6 лет назад +2

      Is it bad that I only know that from Assassin's Creed 3? XD

    • @cococorino5767
      @cococorino5767 6 лет назад

      haha good one, fat people hahahahahha

    • @LaggingDuck-
      @LaggingDuck- 6 лет назад +3

      13 colonies 13th place in tea, patriotic? Or am I digging to deep

  • @joanofarcreal
    @joanofarcreal 5 лет назад +88

    “finnish people are vikings”
    as a finnish person i am definitely a viking

    • @gammarays666
      @gammarays666 5 лет назад +1

      Perkele! I really like saying that.

    • @beegood6700
      @beegood6700 5 лет назад

      I like vikings. They have pretty hats :D

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 5 лет назад

      What is Gamma Zeconis System?

    • @s.k3179
      @s.k3179 4 года назад

      As a Finnish person, I am definitely sure that Finland is a part of Scandinavia as well. Lol!

    • @joanofarcreal
      @joanofarcreal 4 года назад

      @@potmki6601 it is a system, called gamma zeconis,, but we just say gz bc it's easier

  • @khadijaayadi7872
    @khadijaayadi7872 5 лет назад +60

    That moment when the attack on titan intro is over the naruto run

  • @QuiteRelative
    @QuiteRelative 6 лет назад +214

    Yeah we Scandinavians are vikings drinking coffee and using internet too much!!

  • @boyinaband
    @boyinaband  8 лет назад +2386

    Can I get a HELL YEAH, STATISTICAL VERIFICATION?!

    • @rertaertq3
      @rertaertq3 8 лет назад

      Boyinaband HELL YEAH

    • @rertaertq3
      @rertaertq3 8 лет назад

      Boyinaband STATISTICAL VERIFICATION

    • @loudestcloud
      @loudestcloud 8 лет назад

      Boyinaband HELL YEAH, BOI

    • @sillE2025
      @sillE2025 8 лет назад

      Boyinaband yessssssssssss💙💙💙💙

    • @Mommacado
      @Mommacado 8 лет назад

      Boyinaband HELL YEAH!!!

  • @levelgrindersguidetolife9850
    @levelgrindersguidetolife9850 6 лет назад +408

    Did you just play a Naruto clip with the opening music for Attack on Titan?

  • @ozzyp0p153
    @ozzyp0p153 4 года назад +46

    "what is the dumb thing im going to say today"
    how about cawfee
    "gimme my cawfee"

  • @maelydia2248
    @maelydia2248 5 лет назад +136

    "What's Japan's drug of choice? *anime* "
    I literally spent 5 minutes laughing, i had to stop myself or else i was going to choke and die.

  • @kewlbeans2463
    @kewlbeans2463 6 лет назад +97

    let us end with the national anthem of monsterrat

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 6 лет назад

      At lest the US does not steal thare national anthem from the UK

    • @der_kaiser6607
      @der_kaiser6607 6 лет назад +2

      Ethan Stadel BUt the US anthem music was originally an English gentleman’s club song?

    • @daahorse1652
      @daahorse1652 6 лет назад

      O say can you see

    • @maria-du9qg
      @maria-du9qg 6 лет назад

      @@mid1429 monsterrat didn't steal our national anthem, they have the same one because they were probably part of the British Empire, same with lots of other countries. That's my guess anyway

  • @iceisisisig
    @iceisisisig 8 лет назад +174

    I live in America and when you said "gun murder rate" I heard a gun go off behind my house X)

    • @drea-i2y
      @drea-i2y 8 лет назад +8

      is literaly ice thats scary

    • @iceisisisig
      @iceisisisig 8 лет назад +12

      Andrea not really i live in the country so someones probably just hunting

    • @alternateuniversescollidde313
      @alternateuniversescollidde313 8 лет назад +6

      ...And that was that last thing we ever heard from is literaly ice...
      Just kidding I know exactly what your talking about! I've lived in areas with hunting going on, it not obviously unusual to hear a gun go off or to see one.

    • @iceisisisig
      @iceisisisig 8 лет назад

      AlternateUniversesCollidde lol, exsactly

    • @intheraeyne
      @intheraeyne 8 лет назад +4

      I live in the city, granted it's the outskirts, and still manage to hear gun shots go off. Or fireworks. I can never tell.

  • @halicusnguyen8864
    @halicusnguyen8864 5 лет назад +141

    "Is there a way to measure how passionate they are?"
    Me: idk rlly how do u actually measure how passionate someone is-
    Boyinaband: Let's see the fertility rates
    Me: OH GOD I TAKE THAT BACK

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 4 года назад +1

      Lesson taken: Marry a Italian person. They will love/treat you right.

    • @FloorMatt5252
      @FloorMatt5252 3 года назад

      @@MoonchildDontCry guess pewds is pretty lucky then.

  • @guymcgee228
    @guymcgee228 7 лет назад +287

    "Whats Japan's drug of choice instead then? Anime!" -Dave

    • @joecommoner669
      @joecommoner669 7 лет назад +5

      Oddeon *plays clip of naruto running while attack on titan theme blasts

    • @miamartin2561
      @miamartin2561 7 лет назад +1

      We all watched the video, thanks...

    • @Loonaurtheworld
      @Loonaurtheworld 7 лет назад

      i'm an Otaku LoL
      *KILL MEH!*

  • @DrizzletGaming
    @DrizzletGaming 6 лет назад +72

    If you ever feel stupid then just remember I put Oxygen is a highly radioactive element in a project for chemistry.

    • @everblue2277
      @everblue2277 6 лет назад +5

      Oh god, I wouldn’t want to clean up that mess...

    • @darkyinyangshadow7423
      @darkyinyangshadow7423 6 лет назад

      NikTheGamer YT don't worry, if you ever feel stupid about that once my friend blew up a thermometer by putting it in the flame from a Bunsen burner in my science class.

  • @caydencesimpson6092
    @caydencesimpson6092 7 лет назад +53

    What's Japan's drug of choice?
    *anime*

  • @technichron
    @technichron 5 лет назад +20

    As an American, I can say that the first pronunciation of coffee was on point.

  •  8 лет назад +121

    Let's just say stereotypes are for a reason.

    • @joshuamclean8913
      @joshuamclean8913 8 лет назад +7

      TheGuess2D but they are still generalized/stereotypes.
      Some are totally off, like Canadians are boring. I'm Canadian and I don't see that and people I hang out with from other countries have said the opposite, but what ever…

    •  8 лет назад +9

      Joshua McLean I've never heard of that stereotype for a reason then .

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 8 лет назад +1

      They're not though, the UK has the best teeth in the world, the US isn't as gun crime heavy as you'd thing and Canadians are dicks.

    • @angstydadd5462
      @angstydadd5462 7 лет назад +5

      Honestly I find stereotypes to kinda funny like Canadians are super nice or Texans ride horses to school and have an oil well ( they don't I live in Texas so the more you know ) but mostly the harmless ones

    • @Kret4en
      @Kret4en 7 лет назад +1

      My bear would totally agree with that

  • @sarahgreer5111
    @sarahgreer5111 5 лет назад +642

    *Boyinaband looks at UK flag*
    "English"
    Me (Scottish):
    *Sigh*

    • @camioso
      @camioso 5 лет назад +15

      I'm from England and him saying this still annoys me

    • @memery2876
      @memery2876 5 лет назад +6

      Ya gonna punch him, or not?

    • @ifanjones9503
      @ifanjones9503 5 лет назад +5

      and welsh

    • @vource2670
      @vource2670 5 лет назад +10

      So true , this joke is why I get bullied . Never run with bagpipes you can poke an aye oot or worse get kilt

    • @memery2876
      @memery2876 5 лет назад

      @@vource2670 I've heard that before

  • @insidiousvim2679
    @insidiousvim2679 6 лет назад +85

    I can now never unsee 'Monster Rat' XD

  • @bernadineenslin2159
    @bernadineenslin2159 5 лет назад +54

    I was waiting for South Africa to be there, it’s the sad truth.

    • @housephone591
      @housephone591 4 года назад +3

      Ongelukkig...

    • @zackscotty
      @zackscotty 4 года назад +2

      What makes it so bad if you don't mind me asking?

    • @dforbes
      @dforbes 4 года назад +4

      @@zackscotty Crime is pretty rough. SA has a handful of areas that are ranked top in the world for murders. Car hijackings, housebreaking and robberies are a daily event in most cities. The government is more corrupt than developed countries, less corrupt than most of Africa though. We're currently experiencing "loadshedding" - rolling blackouts that last 2-4 hours, several times per day - due to decades-long mismanagement of the state-owned electricity provider. Crazy unemployment (30%+) and income inequality - some of the blame can be lumped on the Apartheid regime, some of the blame is the ineffective goverment (same party been in charge since 1994). Access to internet and running water isn't great outside of cities. I do love my country though. The people that aren't trying to rob you are friendly and helpful. Our diverse fauna and flora are amazing. The weather is pretty great, especially on the coast. We have loads of natural resources, arable land and fishing grounds.

    • @zackscotty
      @zackscotty 4 года назад +2

      @@dforbes thank you for the Information. I remember being told about the black outs not long back but I couldn't image what SA was like. Stay safe. Hopefully things change for your country sooner then later

    • @larastar3623
      @larastar3623 Год назад

      @@dforbes well that is that and not only that there is a lot other reasons but I agree I love my country as well but yeah

  • @gamzee7273
    @gamzee7273 6 лет назад +314

    My mom is British and my dad is Irish
    So I have the strangest flipping accent.

    • @Astropoliy
      @Astropoliy 6 лет назад +1

      What do you primarily speak?

    • @howdy1812
      @howdy1812 6 лет назад +2

      Wow

    • @princesscrystal1889
      @princesscrystal1889 6 лет назад +6

      I want to hear it... plz

    • @princesscrystal1889
      @princesscrystal1889 6 лет назад +2

      I'm watching ur bids now

    • @greyjay9492
      @greyjay9492 6 лет назад +2

      Danielryan10 have you not remembered the Gaelic and Celtic languages across the British isles?

  • @RyanDardenA
    @RyanDardenA 5 лет назад +382

    "Iceland is the happiest country and they commit the most crimes!" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @ncexistential4919
      @ncexistential4919 5 лет назад +9

      No they DON'T

    • @yakomo84
      @yakomo84 5 лет назад +37

      "Note: Crime statistics are often better indicators of prevalence of law enforcement and willingness to report crime, than actual prevalence."

    • @KateAxel_SolarFrost
      @KateAxel_SolarFrost 5 лет назад +2

      Omg I just looked that this comment as he legit said that Xd

    • @mafiacat88
      @mafiacat88 5 лет назад +6

      ​@@yakomo84 Also they have a much lower population than a lot of countries and a fairly low population density-both things that lead to higher crime rates. If one guy goes nuts and attacks someone that drives up the crime rate more than a hundred people doing the same in the united states for example.
      It's like how here in Canada the territory of the Yukon had a murder rate of more than ten, whereas the province British Columbia had a rate of 1.7, but the Yukon had 4 murders and BC had 87. It's just since the Yukon only has 30 thousand people in it those few really make it spike.
      Also sorry if that isn't a super relevant stat for wherever you live, it's the only situation where I could remember the stats right now for murder rates in differently populated areas. There's probably similar situations in most countries though.

    • @senjusan6359
      @senjusan6359 5 лет назад +8

      That is why those numbers are misleading. In Iceland there is only 330 thousand people. In such small population even few crimes can seem as huge problem xd

  • @no-sg1eq
    @no-sg1eq 5 лет назад +277

    Saudi Arabia’s hotels are fudging amazing. And under them there’s like 1000 floors of just shops and food and Baskin Robins and Burger King and shit like that

    • @bigsmoke5234
      @bigsmoke5234 4 года назад +13

      See and Arabian people like me get a discount on things like I'm a Muslim if I buy a Qur'an I get a discount and Christians get a discount

    • @demigodlyshiz
      @demigodlyshiz 4 года назад +10

      dont forget the albaik. i swear theyre everywhere

    • @filthy5casual
      @filthy5casual 4 года назад +7

      So basically, they have money.

    • @bigsmoke5234
      @bigsmoke5234 4 года назад +10

      @@filthy5casual I live in Jordan and we all hate Saudi Arabia because of their stereotype
      Now all the world thinks middle east is fealthy and full of slaves

    • @someonecalledmaya9985
      @someonecalledmaya9985 4 года назад +3

      the U.A.E has has pretty awesome hotels too!

  • @emilymartinez6534
    @emilymartinez6534 5 лет назад +71

    i was today years old when i realized that the music for “my country tis of thee” (an american patriotic song) is the same as england’s national anthem...

    • @meowster7696
      @meowster7696 4 года назад +3

      h a h

    • @lv4519
      @lv4519 4 года назад +24

      Nothing says Independence like stealing your former mother country's anthem am I right?

    • @sebby324
      @sebby324 4 года назад +2

      Good save our gracious queen

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 4 года назад

      @@lv4519 Murica!

    • @ivetterodriguez1994
      @ivetterodriguez1994 4 года назад

      My country t'is of thee. Sweet land of liberty! Of thee I sing! Land where my fathers died! Land f the pilgrims pride! RINGS FROM EVERY MOUTNTAINSIDE1 Let freeedoom ring!

  • @washitape8258
    @washitape8258 8 лет назад +151

    Okay EVERY TIME I WATCH ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR ITS SO AMAZING

    • @LunaWitcher
      @LunaWitcher 8 лет назад +28

      THE HAIR IS SO FABULOUSLY LONG IT HAS ITS OWN GRAVITATIONAL ORBIT
      ALL HANDS SHAW BE ATTRACTED TO IT

    • @tenebrasolanum4215
      @tenebrasolanum4215 8 лет назад +1

      A few videos ago people would be accusing him of being a girl for having long hair. Amazing how far the internet has come.

    • @LunaWitcher
      @LunaWitcher 8 лет назад

      The internet hasn't gone anywhere, we are just the ones that watch even his not-so-popular videos. That takes a kind of commitment the ignorant people that think he is a girl because of his hair don't have.

    • @TorrenOglethorpe
      @TorrenOglethorpe 8 лет назад

      is that aradia or am i just seeing things..

    • @washitape8258
      @washitape8258 8 лет назад

      TorrenOglethorpe Yep! It's a day of the dead Aradia :3

  • @spazzmaticus9086
    @spazzmaticus9086 7 лет назад +298

    Irish person here, can confirm, we are extremely patriotic. So patriotic in fact, that even american people with distant Irish heritage are proud to be Irish. Plus, we are the only country to have a national holiday about ourselves that's celebrated by many countries.

    • @jdk2535
      @jdk2535 7 лет назад +25

      This is true, I have no idea why, but as soon as I realized I was Irish (My great great grandmother immigrated to America) I have had this burning desire to go to Ireland. Like, it's my dream vacation spot. It must just be my blood or something. It's REALLY weird.

    • @thetalkingpenguin208
      @thetalkingpenguin208 7 лет назад +6

      The funny part is St Patricks day isn't an official Holiday

    • @ethanlipphardt5642
      @ethanlipphardt5642 7 лет назад +1

      Skulduggery Pleasant too patriotic

    • @aoibheodonovan8114
      @aoibheodonovan8114 7 лет назад +2

      Trueee- a dub 🇮🇪

    • @piggliewigglie
      @piggliewigglie 7 лет назад +1

      Skulduggery Pleasant im American and Irish and im very proud of that so :,)

  • @toko3186
    @toko3186 5 лет назад +116

    Of all the things i would have hoped new zealand, my country, would be top for
    Cannibis was not one of them

    • @loopy_walrus
      @loopy_walrus 5 лет назад +1

      I know right? I didn't think we would be at top of that!

    • @dabrotokg839
      @dabrotokg839 5 лет назад

      Yeeeeah im with you but at the same time im not suprised

    • @cyanxinq2754
      @cyanxinq2754 5 лет назад +3

      I thought it was cannibalism at first then realised it wasn't that 😂

    • @shadow_wolf9967
      @shadow_wolf9967 5 лет назад +2

      Hey at least your country didn’t get second in ‘ punching people ‘ xD

    • @Qulafree
      @Qulafree 5 лет назад +1

      Why? Most people here smoke weed. You need to get out more lol

  • @Turnipwithapencil
    @Turnipwithapencil 4 года назад +66

    Me: an American who loves stats
    Dave: if you like the stats this is the video for you
    Also Dave: USA that scary, USA that’s scary, USA that’s scary

    • @Davoda2
      @Davoda2 4 года назад +3

      I mean he didn't lie...

    • @Turnipwithapencil
      @Turnipwithapencil 4 года назад +1

      @@Davoda2 can’t deny that 😂

    • @Davoda2
      @Davoda2 4 года назад +3

      @@Turnipwithapencil statistically speaking, the usa is depressing as hell.

    • @Turnipwithapencil
      @Turnipwithapencil 4 года назад

      @@Davoda2 no joke there 😂 🤣

    • @Davoda2
      @Davoda2 4 года назад +1

      @@Turnipwithapencil there is a Metallica song for that "Sad but true".

  • @korrieyegan8482
    @korrieyegan8482 8 лет назад +241

    Whats japan's preferred drug ....anime
    Me: *subscribe* "that was funny"

    • @muIIiner
      @muIIiner 8 лет назад +1

      Who gives a shit

    • @korrieyegan8482
      @korrieyegan8482 8 лет назад +11

      Jamoi why so mad???

    • @alliumbees
      @alliumbees 8 лет назад +8

      neko 4life funny thing is he used the AOT theme song for a Naruto video 😂😂

    • @korrieyegan8482
      @korrieyegan8482 8 лет назад +1

      extreme_ fangirl17 haha yeah XD

  • @aetherolyx6832
    @aetherolyx6832 6 лет назад +161

    I literally *screeched* when he played the Attack on Titan theme over a clip from Naruto....

    • @zlabobabil
      @zlabobabil 6 лет назад

      Same... he should’ve put byakuya.

    • @jamaalali366
      @jamaalali366 5 лет назад +1

      @@mikudayoooooo *rasengan the back of his neck

    • @seggaming437
      @seggaming437 5 лет назад

      Rasen shuriken his nape

  • @katherinepoole8842
    @katherinepoole8842 5 лет назад +160

    “Ooh, murder!”
    “I never thought turkeys would be murderers!”
    ~Boyinaband 2016

    • @jamesjr.parttoo4809
      @jamesjr.parttoo4809 5 лет назад

      İmma kill ya all

    • @caychuseyn
      @caychuseyn 5 лет назад

      Yea we are humans too we are not a bird always scream and eating in thanksgiving you morons

  • @yasaiaisa8363
    @yasaiaisa8363 4 года назад +7

    9:34 that awkward "what do I do with my thumb?" sums up my whole existence

  • @otamatone3293
    @otamatone3293 6 лет назад +76

    I've been fat shamed........
    BUT ITS ON THE INTERNET DO IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER!

    • @vibing6530
      @vibing6530 6 лет назад +1

      Fat shaming is bad.
      But it doesn'y mean it is okay to be fat. Obesity is dangerous for people's health.

  • @zacxion
    @zacxion 7 лет назад +124

    I'm American and your American accent made me laugh lmao

    • @ohnospaghetti-o6123
      @ohnospaghetti-o6123 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah Yeah possibly Boston

    • @JustMe-px6ky
      @JustMe-px6ky 7 лет назад

      Whatever it was, it was adorable. 😂

    • @avajo2950
      @avajo2950 7 лет назад +2

      Zacxion His accent was somewhere between Brooklyn and Texas... lol

    • @Nalabyte
      @Nalabyte 7 лет назад

      Yea, that wasn't a Texan accent lol More new yorkish. #BornAndRaisedTexan lol

  • @tomlindsay77
    @tomlindsay77 7 лет назад +262

    Shout out from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 95% unemployed

    • @conorhagan3727
      @conorhagan3727 7 лет назад +1

      Tom Lindsay Zimbabwe I love that name I kept saying it all day to my friend and he got really annoyed

    • @voltrap_366
      @voltrap_366 7 лет назад +1

      Is that real??

    • @chuckschultz3646
      @chuckschultz3646 7 лет назад +1

      oof

    • @ethanlipphardt5642
      @ethanlipphardt5642 7 лет назад

      Tom Lindsay how is it still a country?

    • @conorhagan3727
      @conorhagan3727 7 лет назад +1

      Ethan Lipphardt Zimbabwe for life🇿🇼

  • @tylerholland4652
    @tylerholland4652 4 года назад +24

    When he was imitating a New York/New Jersey accent when saying coffee I couldn’t stop laughing cuz I got that same “accent”

  • @crici.k
    @crici.k 5 лет назад +155

    When you are Italian and your parents are divorced, and also most of your friends parents are divorced...
    But the chart said...
    *Wait something is not right here*

    • @alessandradegiorgi276
      @alessandradegiorgi276 5 лет назад +4

      Ho pensato la stessa cosa, conosco molte persone con i genitori divorziati e non siamo neanche tra i primi posti 😂

    • @shiranijhnsn7154
      @shiranijhnsn7154 5 лет назад +3

      @@alessandradegiorgi276 Non capisco letteralmente come qualsiasi cosa tu abbia detto. questa risposta arriva da un australiano in sovrappeso che è troppo stupido per imparare una lingua. Vi auguro una buona giornata.

    • @beegood6700
      @beegood6700 5 лет назад

      @@shiranijhnsn7154 Haha ok from Australia

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 5 лет назад +3

      Most people I knew in my childhood didn't have dads, so I though it was a regular state of things, but then I realised that my school gave advantage in appliance to families with, I think, 3+ children or with just one parent (or with no parents, just grandparents, and some other things, like disabled parents, but mostly there are were just a lot of children of single mothers)

    • @icecreamkracken6992
      @icecreamkracken6992 4 года назад +1

      Wait a minute?

  • @KahlerCharla
    @KahlerCharla 5 лет назад +421

    "FRICKIN' U.S."
    "SIX!"
    "THAT'S BACKWARDS!"
    But it's very true. People get arrested at the age of 6. :/

  • @mia7123
    @mia7123 6 лет назад +155

    Dave- "I wonder what stupid thing I'll say in this video!"
    "CANNIBUS USE!!!"

    • @therandomchococat
      @therandomchococat 6 лет назад +3

      Mia Gray it could also be 8:05

    • @cowboyraccoon420
      @cowboyraccoon420 6 лет назад

      Mia Gray I can't like the video. It's at 69

    • @koloured3922
      @koloured3922 6 лет назад +3

      Mia Gray *WHY THE HELL IS THERE A COUNTRY CALLED MONSTER RAT?!"

    • @smol8126
      @smol8126 6 лет назад

      or "what is japans drug of use? ANIME"

    • @von3689
      @von3689 6 лет назад

      'drug of choice'
      Wait, someone did that, rip

  • @jumpingSpiders
    @jumpingSpiders 4 года назад +42

    Me as a Saudi: “ I’m excited to see if he’s going to mention saudi arabia (: ”
    Me exiting the video: * sad arabic noises * ):
    No but fr some good things are, gyms and cinemas are so much more cleaner that the countries I’ve visited and we have specialized cafes everywhere(:, and no homelessness actually

    • @cybercery5271
      @cybercery5271 4 года назад +14

      cough women rights cough

    • @jumpingSpiders
      @jumpingSpiders 4 года назад +3

      @@cybercery5271 things are better now

    • @maramuwu4588
      @maramuwu4588 4 года назад +6

      @@cybercery5271 most who want the *women rights* are just teenagers that just want to go out with boys and party and wear short clothes sadly they named it under *women rights* one time i was fooled by them and that they are in real danger but when i dig deep in it there was nor harm or danger but only themselves are doing that and writing alot of fake storys to let people empathy them, i know i wrote alot but i hate to see all that hate for no reason at all

    • @kaylameisner987
      @kaylameisner987 3 года назад +3

      @@maramuwu4588 going out with who you'd like and partying and wearing whatever you wish should be a right soooooo yeah, they still fighting for women's rights lol

  • @howtoSmile101
    @howtoSmile101 7 лет назад +557

    New Zealand as the country with the highest use of marijuana? Jesus dude it’s not even legal here wtf 😂😂😂

    • @rosiemakkapakka
      @rosiemakkapakka 7 лет назад +10

      How~to~smile~101 Well there was the legalize cannibis party so...

    • @joemalone6994
      @joemalone6994 7 лет назад +20

      im guessing you dont hang out with teens?

    • @ThisToxicX
      @ThisToxicX 7 лет назад +4

      My maori friends who are twins btw, their parents used to smoke weed all the time, now they are in Australia and can face heavy penalties for having it

    • @icantthinkofagoodusername4464
      @icantthinkofagoodusername4464 7 лет назад +6

      I'm honestly surprised that Australia was only second. The majority of people I know have smoked weed on some occasion. Hell, even my Dad smoked a fuck tone when he was a teen.

    • @Marcccii
      @Marcccii 7 лет назад +1

      Im suprised Switzerland isnt top 3 aswell. So many People smoke here.

  • @danishtan1222
    @danishtan1222 6 лет назад +210

    I think the school shoothings stereotype is the realest

    • @birbtail6814
      @birbtail6814 6 лет назад +2

      o-o how dark but how true

    • @grandpm9270
      @grandpm9270 6 лет назад +6

      It's definitely not true though. The media overblows them. School shootings have been on a decline for many years now.

    • @xzemiyl
      @xzemiyl 6 лет назад +2

      School shoothings are horrible! The way they shooth is just horrific!

    • @sofiechristiansen2151
      @sofiechristiansen2151 6 лет назад

      I’m just sitting here happy to see another danish fellow

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 6 лет назад +2

      @@grandpm9270 This is somewhat true. Gun control is most certainly an issue here but the stereotype of school shootings isn't as accurate as Eutopians would like to believe, you just hear about them a lot because the US is just a really large country with a lot of people and a lot of schools.

  • @unholy_being5662
    @unholy_being5662 5 лет назад +218

    What’s good about Saudi Arabia hmm
    Well it’s a kid’s best place school end’s at 1:15PM weekends at Friday summer break starts in June/May
    Edit: so uh what’s up with the *cough* the likes

    • @rashhd1497
      @rashhd1497 5 лет назад

      yep

    • @yaraf.1108
      @yaraf.1108 5 лет назад

      I'm in 8th grade (soon to be in 9th) and I finish school at 13:50

    • @unholy_being5662
      @unholy_being5662 5 лет назад

      Oh uh (goes to google) oh kewl

    • @-Rambi-
      @-Rambi- 5 лет назад +1

      So, not especially educated, gotcha.

    • @amishelmo8563
      @amishelmo8563 5 лет назад +2

      @@-Rambi- no school is on 7 days a week so more school

  • @AJSux
    @AJSux 4 года назад +6

    “MonsterRat” had me laughing so hard I was in pain