I took a DNA test - here are the results.

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024
  • Holy crap DNA tests give some fascinating results, I had no idea half of these traits were even genetic. Also lol @ how English I am.
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @antman9967
    @antman9967 4 года назад +1206

    "Oh look at that child they're different let's touch them"

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 года назад +20

      "touch"

    • @gay_3815
      @gay_3815 4 года назад +44

      Can you not do tha-
      Shhh shhh kid you look odd

    • @antman9967
      @antman9967 4 года назад +10

      @@gay_3815 LMAO

    • @minecraft-sk7uv
      @minecraft-sk7uv 4 года назад +17

      hey look im a jamaican kid minding mah own busnes
      *total stranger* you get the touchies

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 4 года назад +4

      eww

  • @ryanxu9983
    @ryanxu9983 5 лет назад +1616

    Opens the blinds
    “Oh dang not again”
    *SNEEZES 43 TIMES*

    • @prideofmanny2981
      @prideofmanny2981 4 года назад +14

      XD

    • @chitrangadabhat8980
      @chitrangadabhat8980 4 года назад +25

      Ryan Xu Wow imagine the neighbours calling the police because they think he/she is going to die of sneezing

    • @andnrenandrenandrne
      @andnrenandrenandrne 4 года назад +2

      i dont get it... *_What time?_*

    • @marashello7960
      @marashello7960 4 года назад +9

      I sneeze about 2-6 times whenever I go outside from the dark or open the blinds it's anoying 😂

    • @Hxrb
      @Hxrb 4 года назад +2

      @@andnrenandrenandrne it's not Dave, it's a joke about that person who sneezed 43 times.

  • @wings618
    @wings618 5 лет назад +1047

    I'm off to see my favorite band
    Photic sneeze reflex

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 4 года назад +24

      Their concert would involves very dark setup, then blast everyone with very bright light at the end

    • @special_ed128
      @special_ed128 4 года назад +4

      That name 🤣

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 4 года назад +3

      George Washingmachine he’s a boy in a band not a whole band

    • @rsgaming7792
      @rsgaming7792 4 года назад

      Winston cartwheel

    • @JackJawFish
      @JackJawFish 4 года назад +1

      George Washingmachine my name I also a pun

  • @explosionboy6821
    @explosionboy6821 4 года назад +772

    i just took a dna test turns out i’m 100% attracted to dave and his humor

    • @leafy_green7573
      @leafy_green7573 4 года назад +7

      lol same tho

    • @buzzythebee847
      @buzzythebee847 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @ollie397
      @ollie397 4 года назад +6

      I love your profile picture

    • @explosionboy6821
      @explosionboy6821 4 года назад +6

      @@ollie397 OMG AND I LOVE YOURS I JUST BINGE REWATCHED HAIKYUU THIS WHOLE MONTH I FUCKING LOVE KENMA YOU ARE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY

    • @explosionboy6821
      @explosionboy6821 4 года назад +4

      @@ollie397 i love how you just roll in with a haikyuu pfp it kinda feels like RUclips knows who i truly am

  • @magnustruesdale6291
    @magnustruesdale6291 5 лет назад +2520

    Lime and lemons are sour, not bitter.
    Edit: Coffee is bitter though.

    • @knutbengner1697
      @knutbengner1697 5 лет назад +15

      True

    • @jasarigames4481
      @jasarigames4481 5 лет назад +17

      Magnus Truesdale I love sour things

    • @magnustruesdale6291
      @magnustruesdale6291 5 лет назад +2

      Jasari Games And what does that have do with anything?

    • @seabb
      @seabb 5 лет назад +31

      @@magnustruesdale6291 00:59 he mentions bitter taste perception

    • @magnustruesdale6291
      @magnustruesdale6291 5 лет назад +5

      sea b Positive bitter taste perception means you are physically able to taste bitterness at all, not that you like bitter things.

  • @Nagster21
    @Nagster21 5 лет назад +1402

    "you can wake up with cancer"
    Boyinaband: actually according to my dna I-

    • @shannoso6918
      @shannoso6918 5 лет назад +77

      "You'll still get cancer"

    • @avivmatas3340
      @avivmatas3340 4 года назад +65

      healthy people still get cancer

    • @KateSparkle
      @KateSparkle 4 года назад +31

      But I'm healthy!!

    • @sparrow5453
      @sparrow5453 4 года назад +35

      healthy people s t i l l g e t c a n c e r

    • @gab7806
      @gab7806 4 года назад +1

      No song 4 u

  • @charlie-qj5rj
    @charlie-qj5rj 5 лет назад +3668

    i am genuinely concerned as to why you have a syringe just lying around

    • @_Wolfi3__
      @_Wolfi3__ 5 лет назад +190

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING DAVE R U OKAY!!

    • @xJuno
      @xJuno 4 года назад +94

      drugs

    • @cheesecake8620
      @cheesecake8620 4 года назад +409

      It's for Coffee, what you don't got a Coffee needle laying around you weirdo

    • @loogiballoogi5558
      @loogiballoogi5558 4 года назад +37

      i thought that was a pen

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony 4 года назад +172

      Pretty sure if it WAS for drugs he wouldn't have put it in the video lol

  • @AmandaLSwan
    @AmandaLSwan 4 года назад +317

    In case at least 100 other people haven’t said this already, having terrible memory is one of many super fun symptoms of depression. As a depressed historian, I can absolutely concur. Don’t ask me when something happened, it’s gone.

    • @projectkandi6150
      @projectkandi6150 3 года назад +18

      With my memory it’s a game of ‘is that because of my autism, adhd, depression, or trauma?’ And I could not tell you, but just do not ask me for times or memories cuz I probably dork remember

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 года назад

      Nice to know. Now I have an excuse for somehow forgetting everything told to me

    • @lavpot11040425
      @lavpot11040425 3 года назад

      yep. i was about to say that depression makes someone forgetful lol

    • @why5482
      @why5482 2 года назад

      I just kinda...repressed them all.
      What did I do last Sunday?
      Oh, I don't remember. I probably don't want to, then.

    • @Littlesnail-hj5gw
      @Littlesnail-hj5gw 2 года назад

      Lol you need one more like to be at 300. 😂

  • @seltzerwater20
    @seltzerwater20 5 лет назад +689

    Eye color: likely blue
    Dave: vErY likelY 👁👄👁

  • @TFalkon185
    @TFalkon185 5 лет назад +190

    "Oh, that child looks different. Let's *touch* him" ~BoyInABand

  • @vomet1409
    @vomet1409 5 лет назад +633

    I live in the United Arab Emirates. I have blonde hair. People touch me when I go outside. We could be the same person...

    • @aguy2581
      @aguy2581 5 лет назад +13

      What

    • @Harry-om5lm
      @Harry-om5lm 5 лет назад +29

      Just a random dude on the internet Dave used to live in the United Arab Emirates and had blonde hair, so people were interested in him cause all of the other people there have black hair

    • @mr.amazinggaming1153
      @mr.amazinggaming1153 5 лет назад +41

      I hope they only touch your hair and and not what your comment makes it sound like

    • @parkerchinen804
      @parkerchinen804 5 лет назад +1

      The fu-

    • @ray-ur4eb
      @ray-ur4eb 5 лет назад +3

      @@mr.amazinggaming1153 XD

  • @onlyarham
    @onlyarham 4 года назад +527

    Dave: i love living in the future.
    People in 2020: Ya sure about that, kid.

    • @AmandaLSwan
      @AmandaLSwan 4 года назад +6

      Arham Bilal
      People in 1918: Eh, it’s nothing new. But at least you can see what yours looks like and have the ability to develop a viable vaccine.

    • @onlyarham
      @onlyarham 4 года назад

      @@AmandaLSwan ye preach true dat

    • @joooooolea
      @joooooolea 3 года назад

      i’ll love living in the future when ronas gone

    • @onlyarham
      @onlyarham 3 года назад

      @@joooooolea Is influenza gone? No. I still think even if we develop a vaccine Coroa will never fully disappear cos of how much it has spread. Call me morbid but it strue.

    • @pizzaisyummy1004
      @pizzaisyummy1004 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @savetheevo
    @savetheevo 5 лет назад +1140

    Takes DNA test:
    Dave: Huh, looks like I'm adopted.

  • @johnbazy
    @johnbazy 5 лет назад +753

    Dave is that kinda guy who can interrupt a sit-down, web reading video just to go purchase coffee from a store and brew it.

  • @noam6011
    @noam6011 5 лет назад +163

    I just realized his name is David Brown

  • @comradevalence
    @comradevalence 4 года назад +85

    I'm sorry, MISOPHONIA IS GENETIC?
    My parents have been yelling at me for being annoyed for years. I've done a lot on misophonia but this is new... Game changer. T-T

    • @moonlight-im8ik
      @moonlight-im8ik 4 года назад +9

      Yeah same, they get offended when I don't eat with them at the same table.

    • @JackOfBlædes
      @JackOfBlædes 3 года назад +7

      Dude I completely lose my shit within moments of hearing loud eating noises. It’s why I don’t watch ASMR videos.

  • @matejastankovic6429
    @matejastankovic6429 5 лет назад +461

    You like science?
    *shows picture of heimerdinger from league of legends*

  • @maisiejosephine9832
    @maisiejosephine9832 5 лет назад +613

    3:51
    *Dave, why the heck do you just have a syringe on hand?* 😂

  • @beckiejbrown
    @beckiejbrown 8 лет назад +561

    You are fantastic. That coffee segment made me laugh so much!

    • @beckiejbrown
      @beckiejbrown 8 лет назад +8

      And the memory bit!

    • @karolinamajor8207
      @karolinamajor8207 8 лет назад +2

      wow, u here :)

    • @beckiejbrown
      @beckiejbrown 8 лет назад +4

      I am... da da daaaa :D

    • @MaskedDeath_
      @MaskedDeath_ 8 лет назад +22

      For some reason, I found the part where he goes to buy a coffee oddly
      satisfying. I have no idea what was so special about that part, but it
      was extremely soothing.

    • @MauranKilom
      @MauranKilom 8 лет назад +3

      Someone living near that ASDA will probably be able to identify it :D

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 4 года назад +19

    11:16 Actually that memory you said of being a blonde baby in the UAE is the example they're referring. When you remember something, you can remember it in great detail.

  • @dakota_dll
    @dakota_dll 8 лет назад +414

    This was under my recommendations for 4 days and I said "NO GO AWAY!"
    At the end of video I don't want it to stop, come back

    • @gokulhemanthkumar4556
      @gokulhemanthkumar4556 8 лет назад +2

      AddictedToTheRage Holy shit, we are alike, wow :O

    • @MissJukeBox8
      @MissJukeBox8 8 лет назад +2

      AddictedToTheRage You didn't want to stop watching the video that you used to be mad at? I guess you could say you were...
      😎 Addicted to the rage.
      YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

    • @dakota_dll
      @dakota_dll 8 лет назад

      Isaac Munger LOL that's a good one

    • @MissJukeBox8
      @MissJukeBox8 8 лет назад +7

      Koqlafied So. I see you changed your account name so that this joke wouldn't make sense anymore.

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj 8 лет назад

      Isaac Munger not necessarily

  • @Ajattaro
    @Ajattaro 5 лет назад +244

    Hey you pronounced Kilpeläinen really well in Finnish! Kilpeläinen is a well-known professor from my university. Greetings from Finland!

    • @essih898
      @essih898 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, he pronounced it so well!

  • @dramallama5303
    @dramallama5303 7 лет назад +552

    My dad has been complaining about how coriander tastes of soap ever since I can remember and I always thought he was bullshitting me because of how weirdly specific the comparison was. My mind is blown.

    • @ermiku_
      @ermiku_ 7 лет назад +4

      why do you know what soap tastes like in the first place

    • @oskar8996
      @oskar8996 7 лет назад +24

      Doesn't everyone? You just do.

    • @ooXChrissieXoo
      @ooXChrissieXoo 7 лет назад +5

      I hate the taste of coriander but love parsley, and my mom always thought I was just putting on some show to avoid coriander lol

    • @KrissyMeow
      @KrissyMeow 7 лет назад +2

      Posted a stupid comment, noticed why it was stupid and deleted it.
      Cilantro tastes like crap. Hate it. Haha.

    • @Eimadanature
      @Eimadanature 7 лет назад

      its a thing where you can tell what it tastes like

  • @BlakeBalbin
    @BlakeBalbin 4 года назад +341

    It’s funny how he said “toth” and not “tooth”
    *toth*

  • @angel-gu8co
    @angel-gu8co 8 лет назад +477

    i've never heard someone pronounce tooth like that

  • @tailtiu0
    @tailtiu0 8 лет назад +670

    "Achoo syndrome", my new math metal band

    • @drawnkitten
      @drawnkitten 8 лет назад +22

      Eoin Murray first album : Pythagorean theorem

    • @drawnkitten
      @drawnkitten 8 лет назад +22

      Eoin Murray track 1: hypotenuse

    • @tailtiu0
      @tailtiu0 8 лет назад +14

      Princess Neko interlude - A squared + B squared

    • @rafaelc2377
      @rafaelc2377 7 лет назад +10

      And stands for Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome

    • @rioiyo1602
      @rioiyo1602 7 лет назад +28

      Achoo Syndrome's new single teaser:
      Me and ma ALGEBROS we KNOWS
      that ya'll HO'S need to to GOES
      and learn pythagoras' LAW
      cos u been cheating on me with yo CALCULATOR...
      - coming out early next summer 2017 -

  • @duckprinter4739
    @duckprinter4739 7 лет назад +532

    This video wants me to go and sleep because his voice is soooooooooooooooo soothing

  • @sam_anonymous
    @sam_anonymous 4 года назад +247

    Why does Dave just have a random syringe lying around?

    • @leafy_green7573
      @leafy_green7573 4 года назад +12

      my thoughts exactly XD

    • @Rojob
      @Rojob 4 года назад +1

      He used it for a bit in the video

    • @seasonalsnap3846
      @seasonalsnap3846 4 года назад +22

      What u don’t have a coffee syringe?

    • @Katya__.
      @Katya__. 4 года назад +3

      @@seasonalsnap3846 no

    • @fantagefun3246
      @fantagefun3246 3 года назад

      Dave :turns out I'm adopted

  • @coreylochan4785
    @coreylochan4785 7 лет назад +286

    OMG when he was looking at sensitivity to the sound of chewing and said " I thought everyone found that annoying" I got a text saying "nope"

  • @GerikDT
    @GerikDT 8 лет назад +3987

    I would've done this if it weren't so expensive. Maybe in the future.

    • @mysoul4donuts
      @mysoul4donuts 8 лет назад +41

      how much exactly?

    • @GerikDT
      @GerikDT 8 лет назад +133

      €170 for the same service.

    • @trevornimmo
      @trevornimmo 8 лет назад +6

      GerikDT what is it called?

    • @n8thegr848
      @n8thegr848 8 лет назад +37

      Trevor Nimmo 23andme

    • @trevornimmo
      @trevornimmo 8 лет назад +7

      N8 the Gr8 thank you

  • @leanabhfhluraichean6260
    @leanabhfhluraichean6260 6 лет назад +391

    *Goes out in the middle of the fucking night, to buy some coffee.*
    Smart, David.

    • @leanabhfhluraichean6260
      @leanabhfhluraichean6260 6 лет назад +1

      Levi Ackerman Didn't noticed that. Lol

    • @shinyfire3929
      @shinyfire3929 6 лет назад +1

      Life Is Weird But Tacos Are Better i thought the time was like 2 am bc I saw that somewhere

    • @life_archive7840
      @life_archive7840 6 лет назад +1

      Y'all haven't done that before?

    • @Mouse2017
      @Mouse2017 6 лет назад

      @@life_archive7840 im gonna eventually do that i shoped at like 9pm

    • @ajfierro999
      @ajfierro999 6 лет назад

      ok nimi The microwave clock say 2:51, and since its dark I assume its AM

  • @littletaryn4899
    @littletaryn4899 4 года назад +42

    I'm not gonna lie I practically had a seizure from hearing you chew my phone almost got launched across my room

  • @fatacarnita
    @fatacarnita 6 лет назад +622

    google: photic.
    dave: *p h o t i c*
    google: photic.
    dave: *p h o t i c*

  • @Canvas-nb
    @Canvas-nb 8 лет назад +594

    these are super cool.. i wanna take a DNA test too!

    • @armwrestlingfan6804
      @armwrestlingfan6804 8 лет назад +5

      it's a scam! search for it right here on freaking youtube!

    • @Canvas-nb
      @Canvas-nb 8 лет назад +4

      Pablo Green wat.. it is?

    • @armwrestlingfan6804
      @armwrestlingfan6804 8 лет назад +4

      ***** Idk about all that other shit. I meant the heritage test is a scam. There are old documentaries on youtube talking about it and youtubers still think they found something new in their heritage. The test doesn't go back any further than u could have found out yourself by asking your family! Only a few generations.
      Some companies even fake it and give different results.

    • @MineNexus
      @MineNexus 8 лет назад +18

      The gene portion isn't fake, not sure about the heritage part since that is hard to determine. It's also $100.
      Edit: I lied its $200.

    • @ssbm14
      @ssbm14 8 лет назад +24

      #pleaseshowlinkstoyourSOURCES!

  • @MsOnedirectioninfect
    @MsOnedirectioninfect 5 лет назад +256

    The way you pronounced tooth made me giggle
    And Neanderthal.
    Either I as an Australian has been pronouncing it wrong or that's actually the pronunciation

    • @xJuno
      @xJuno 5 лет назад +9

      as a german/polish person i giggled as well

    • @JustAGamerPerson
      @JustAGamerPerson 4 года назад +6

      I’m Australian too.
      And I just said “Dave...
      That’s not the pronunciation.”

    • @migsy1
      @migsy1 4 года назад +10

      I am an American and I also thought that was weird.

    • @jessica-ri2gp
      @jessica-ri2gp 4 года назад +2

      Thal means valley, which was where the first remains were found (in Neander Valley). Pronounced Tall...moms an archaeologist and pronounces things wrong to mess with me...

    • @GoogelyeyesSaysHej
      @GoogelyeyesSaysHej 4 года назад +1

      Tuth!

  • @flippy9365
    @flippy9365 4 года назад +366

    David: “Take” coffee. Like it’s a drug
    Me: it is a drug

    • @oldchannel4095
      @oldchannel4095 4 года назад +1

      Noooo

    • @oldchannel4095
      @oldchannel4095 4 года назад +1

      My

    • @oldchannel4095
      @oldchannel4095 4 года назад +1

      Aunty drinks coffee and we are Muslims And drug is bad!!!!!!

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene 4 года назад +5

      @@oldchannel4095 buddy it's fine coffee is okay in Islam.

    • @lil_orbits2658
      @lil_orbits2658 4 года назад +4

      Well not the coffee itself but the caffeine is

  • @galaxygirlcameron147
    @galaxygirlcameron147 5 лет назад +577

    ”Take coffee like it's a drug”
    Caffeine is a drug so technically you are right

    • @iamtoolazytofindaname6511
      @iamtoolazytofindaname6511 4 года назад +3

      Drugs are life
      Water is a drug as well

    • @xavieratlantica1011
      @xavieratlantica1011 4 года назад +2

      There are actually coffee replacement pills you can take. They're not even perscription.

    • @kyloluma1212
      @kyloluma1212 4 года назад +1

      Matthew Schurke parsley and coriander and different

    • @Tyler-xs5id
      @Tyler-xs5id 4 года назад +1

      It also had nicotine in it which is in cigarette which is the addiction side. Very small amounts though.

    • @AkizatheNacho
      @AkizatheNacho 4 года назад +1

      I guess i just drank drugs.

  • @dustinthomasii4399
    @dustinthomasii4399 7 лет назад +164

    When I was 5, I lived in Okinawa, Japan. I had extremely bright blond hair and was on the beach. Then before I know it, about 15 Japanese teenagers swarm me and start touching my hair.
    It was good, feeling popular.

    • @dustinthomasii4399
      @dustinthomasii4399 7 лет назад +10

      Well, blonde hair doesn’t match dark skin tone. It would look weird if a black person had blonde hair. It just wouldn’t look normal.

    • @Username-wk7ni
      @Username-wk7ni 7 лет назад +2

      theDNgamer why?

    • @frizzlefry2436
      @frizzlefry2436 7 лет назад +14

      StallionExpose there are black people with natural blond hair some melanesian tribes in Papua New Guinea and the Solomon Islands can have golden blond hair but the mutation that causes it is different from blond hair in Europeans.

    • @Username-wk7ni
      @Username-wk7ni 7 лет назад +1

      theDNgamer where is your proof for that?

    • @Username-wk7ni
      @Username-wk7ni 7 лет назад +2

      theDNgamer you can't put a personal opinion into a statement.... I don't find blonde people more good looking than others

  • @jugipesonen
    @jugipesonen 8 лет назад +324

    As a Finn i'm offended. The Norwegians are the viking people. We're mostly the Nokia people. Man, it would be cool to be the viking people.

    • @boyinaband
      @boyinaband  8 лет назад +119

      pfft it's all broadly northwestern europe to me now

    • @jugipesonen
      @jugipesonen 8 лет назад +8

      If you were Scottish I would call you English now 😄

    • @rachelwolfe9151
      @rachelwolfe9151 8 лет назад +1

      are you wacist

    • @Pompidouchtrucking
      @Pompidouchtrucking 8 лет назад +1

      im a VIKING

    • @wulpeswulpes9574
      @wulpeswulpes9574 8 лет назад +2

      Jukka Pesonen Bro, it's not the norwegians, it's us Danes who are the real vikings! 🇩🇰

  • @banana_man.169.
    @banana_man.169. 4 года назад +38

    Dave:"I hate the sound of chewing"
    Also Dave: chew sloppy.

  • @shahd783
    @shahd783 5 лет назад +5033

    i just took a dna test turns out im 100% *gay*

    • @av3r3st24
      @av3r3st24 5 лет назад +186

      I sexually identify as a dildo

    • @factxz9156
      @factxz9156 5 лет назад +156

      I sexually identify as a flying attack helicopter

    • @hydro1821
      @hydro1821 5 лет назад +33

      give me my pen back I’m keeping your pen bro sorry

    • @YoungDeathWish
      @YoungDeathWish 5 лет назад +61

      So if being gay is a gene then that means all gays will die out because they dont procreate and can't pass on the gene

    • @kewlbeans2463
      @kewlbeans2463 5 лет назад +65

      I sexually identify as a dissapointment

  • @user-dx9ot6tp7u
    @user-dx9ot6tp7u 5 лет назад +244

    Ok but why is no one talking about the fact that *HE GOT A FRICKIN CART JUST TO PUT A SINGLE COFFEE BOTTLE IN IT*

    • @hardusvaneeden5913
      @hardusvaneeden5913 4 года назад +7

      More cinematic angles in a basket😎😎😎

    • @EatEatEatRepeat
      @EatEatEatRepeat 4 года назад +2

      True. Didn't even cross my mind haha

    • @Orion3101
      @Orion3101 4 года назад +8

      He must’ve gotten some other stuff because his total came up to £11.27

    • @sammie_schl
      @sammie_schl 4 года назад +2

      You mean a “trolley” lol

  • @alexa.6114
    @alexa.6114 5 лет назад +352

    Summary of the the video:
    "Oh that's super interesting!"
    Btw great video!

  • @kue4118
    @kue4118 4 года назад +79

    I'm the short kid who's 'the armrest' in my group lmao

  • @magicrick8876
    @magicrick8876 6 лет назад +152

    has no lemons or lemon juice but has a needle hmmmmmmmm

  • @siobhankennedy8546
    @siobhankennedy8546 5 лет назад +116

    ok but
    HOW ARE YOUR EYES SO PRETTY WTF THEY'RE SO NICE IM JEALOUS HOLY SHIT
    they're like
    the nicest shade of blue ever i love them so much

  • @Dovitate
    @Dovitate 8 лет назад +238

    "Let's get a profile shot."
    "Jealous, Leafy?"
    am I the only one that got that?

  • @noushkiekie809
    @noushkiekie809 4 года назад +27

    With the thing at the swimming pool, I have a similar story. I was in dubai on an overnight stop going to Australia (I was about 3 with blonde hair and blue eyes) and it was just my mum and I. We were checking into the hotel, and my mum suddenly turned around and I wasn’t there. She looked around the room and saw in the corner, this family from Dubai were taking family photos with me in it. And like ones with their son (about my age) My mum was like wtf and they said it was bcos I was a sign of luck and a gift from god. I know. Slightly odd. Strangest thing was that I was totally chill with this. Slept with every sing lock on the door and window possible that night 😂

  • @thebloodbaron7168
    @thebloodbaron7168 5 лет назад +798

    Are we literally just gonna ignore the fact that he talked about memory twice as a meme or..

    • @fantagefun3246
      @fantagefun3246 5 лет назад +10

      I just got it 😂

    • @mami-rh6zv
      @mami-rh6zv 5 лет назад +22

      TheBloodBaron oooh i get it now oof i thought it was a glitch..

    • @abxsmal
      @abxsmal 5 лет назад +11

      Three times

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 5 лет назад +1

      Read this at the exact moment

    • @wolfman5349
      @wolfman5349 5 лет назад +2

      Fuck memory love how about the fucking needle he pulled out

  • @lumiperuna
    @lumiperuna 7 лет назад +313

    0.8 % Finnish? I know that's a very little amount but...
    BROTHER!

  • @sallewellyn0
    @sallewellyn0 8 лет назад +295

    I would LOVE to sit down and have a conversation with this gentleman. he is fascinating!

    • @sallewellyn0
      @sallewellyn0 8 лет назад +19

      CoonShoot I have a boyfriend I am very faithful to, so no. It just kinda makes me roll my eyes. Good day to you.

    • @H3vnlii
      @H3vnlii 8 лет назад +33

      Jesus Christ, the replies..

    • @t-bone9239
      @t-bone9239 8 лет назад +8

      what has this become

    • @haspando
      @haspando 7 лет назад +4

      fgs the replies made me a new man

    • @H3vnlii
      @H3vnlii 7 лет назад

      Pym_Ultron _Vision what

  • @crippledcow2235
    @crippledcow2235 4 года назад +65

    Ah the good old days when you could casually pull up to Asda and buy coffee without getting stopped and asked if this is your second time this week.

    • @crippledcow2235
      @crippledcow2235 4 года назад +2

      @@nilimabegum3653 his speech today makes that comment make tonnes more sense lmao

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 4 года назад

      @@crippledcow2235 Huh

  • @devd_rx
    @devd_rx 5 лет назад +135

    when you are 0.8% russian..
    *anthem starts playing*

  • @tibayonex4505
    @tibayonex4505 5 лет назад +123

    I was totally expecting you to click on chromosome view and say, "lacking."

  • @nuggetpug8923
    @nuggetpug8923 5 лет назад +701

    "Take coffee like it's a drug haha"
    Coffee is a drug tho lol

  • @yagybee6499
    @yagybee6499 4 года назад +25

    My first thought when he got back into the car was "Wait did he just get in the passenger side? Oh nevermind he's just British lol" XD

  • @Oracle428
    @Oracle428 8 лет назад +129

    Lemon and Lime Juice are "Sour"... Sour and Bitter are technically two different tastes. Cocoa Powder (the kind that isn't sweet and is used for baking) would be a good representative of "Bitter." ... just want you to have the full experience. ^.^

    • @Oracle428
      @Oracle428 8 лет назад +65

      ...Coffee was, in fact, a good representation of "Bitter." (just got to that part).

    • @vilma20
      @vilma20 8 лет назад +9

      Yeah, coffee is a really good one to describe bitter. It's kind of the aftertaste of something sour.

    • @user-om8zb5sr8n
      @user-om8zb5sr8n 8 лет назад

      Or unsweetened tea

  • @jojulousd997
    @jojulousd997 7 лет назад +136

    lol the amount of times he says ‘huh!’ in a high voice 😂

    • @jojulousd997
      @jojulousd997 7 лет назад

      i just realised that i have commented 1 year after the video release...o_o

    • @sofia-te8rg
      @sofia-te8rg 6 лет назад

      BunnyFloofle I'm even more late

    • @Franky3Videos
      @Franky3Videos 6 лет назад

      BunnyFloofle im even more late

    • @chae-wolfbun
      @chae-wolfbun 6 лет назад

      I'm more late😂😂

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 6 лет назад

      Cece [시시] Conard currently I'm the most!

  • @dax3116
    @dax3116 5 лет назад +271

    as for that "ACHOO syndrome" i have a theory:
    what if your brain forces you to sneeze so you close your eyes to the light, so that it doesnt damage your eyes or something
    or that the light overloads your nerve/sense and makes the nerves in your nose tingle which makes you sneeze *shrugs* you never know. Maybe it could be that

    • @cheesecake8620
      @cheesecake8620 4 года назад +30

      Seems reasonable, but you have an anime as a profile pic, so that makes your statement automaticly invalid

    • @aronpretzlik4557
      @aronpretzlik4557 4 года назад +6

      Nah, probably just a random gene

    • @marcotron7720
      @marcotron7720 4 года назад +19

      Probably a bug. Hopefully fixed in the next patch

    • @jessyschroeder6691
      @jessyschroeder6691 4 года назад +2

      Dax makes sense bc my brother used to sneeze multiple times every day when he woke up

    • @Whoops.Allgone
      @Whoops.Allgone 4 года назад +1

      @@jessyschroeder6691 *HMMMMMMM*

  • @tiffanyt.7435
    @tiffanyt.7435 2 года назад +7

    Shocking blue eyes, strong jawline, soothing voice, and he's intelligent without being arrogant. I'm genuinely shocked that he's single.

  • @TalLeyKAL
    @TalLeyKAL 5 лет назад +55

    "I never smoke in my life"
    Also Dave "lets start"

  • @thanasisanagnopoulos9265
    @thanasisanagnopoulos9265 7 лет назад +425

    Lemon is sour not bitter. Just saying . Very entertaining never the less :)

    • @formaleli9560
      @formaleli9560 7 лет назад +21

      Thanasis Anagnopoulos Still had that coffee tho. That Caaaaahfee

    • @pearl202snowydove8
      @pearl202snowydove8 7 лет назад

      The skin is bitter

    • @joshuawise9532
      @joshuawise9532 7 лет назад

      Thanasis Anagnopoulos i was thinking the same lol

    • @MyaB1986
      @MyaB1986 7 лет назад

      Lemon juice is, however peel and pulp are pretty bitter.

    • @bobeefgamer1361
      @bobeefgamer1361 5 лет назад

      Your right... but that was lime :)
      But I get it.

  • @impactingpretzel7589
    @impactingpretzel7589 6 лет назад +80

    No joke, but last summer I went to a pretty classy restaurant and they put coriander one side of my fish, and I started eating from the other side. When I got to the side with the coriander I was surprised that it tasted like soap, now I know why.

    • @swaleha9948
      @swaleha9948 6 лет назад +4

      wait.....HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW SOAP TASTES LIKE

    • @askat1085
      @askat1085 6 лет назад +8

      pretty easy... ever took a handfull of water to rinse your mouth, after washing your hands? then you taste soap.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 6 лет назад +1

      That's probably the Placebo affect if anything.

  • @Ben-we7vr
    @Ben-we7vr 4 года назад +3

    I've only seen you through videos with OddsOneOut and that general RUclips style group. But I have to say I enjoy the persona you portray in your own videos. Being a stand in or feature in other videos gives a short look into your character as a RUclipsr and its enjoyable to get to view your channel with more depth into your own videos. Thanks for sharing your experiences with the world!

  • @personyeh8
    @personyeh8 8 лет назад +163

    I am black. People often just touch my hair for no real reason without permission. I feel your childhood pain.

    • @Backflipgal12
      @Backflipgal12 8 лет назад +8

      GDM (Generic Dance Music) Same! It's so strange how people think it's okay to just walk up and pet me.

    • @personyeh8
      @personyeh8 8 лет назад +3

      I'm very seriously considering going bald just to avoid the hands of greasy strangers.

    • @L.C.HALLARD
      @L.C.HALLARD 8 лет назад +10

      but then people will want to touch your bald head XD

    • @personyeh8
      @personyeh8 8 лет назад

      Curses. There is no escape...

    • @captainkater6776
      @captainkater6776 8 лет назад +18

      A spiky helmet might help... ;-)

  • @boochypleasure1319
    @boochypleasure1319 7 лет назад +423

    ''Look at that child, he looks different, Let's touch him.''
    *LAW&ORDER*

    • @melodiecarpentier940
      @melodiecarpentier940 7 лет назад

      jadi bamanaboni Savaaaage

    • @justinhorodeck3489
      @justinhorodeck3489 7 лет назад +5

      DUN DUN

    • @slapnut4897
      @slapnut4897 7 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @ARCHERYMASTER-qh6nz
      @ARCHERYMASTER-qh6nz 7 лет назад +1

      Omg

    • @emilycarr3718
      @emilycarr3718 7 лет назад +7

      in a crimnal justice system sexually based offences are considered especially heinous in new york city the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit these are their stories DUN DUN
      yes i recited this off by heart
      yes i've probably watched every episode of svu there is
      and yes i think that deserves a like #bringelliotback #bringmunchback

  • @thecolorlessking2367
    @thecolorlessking2367 8 лет назад +365

    Mine says I'm 50%Redguard 37%orc and 13%Breton that's weird.

    • @Cinocephalus
      @Cinocephalus 7 лет назад +6

      Your mama loved some orc kek.

    • @philophobia9417
      @philophobia9417 7 лет назад +1

      top kek

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 7 лет назад +19

      I AM 100% WOOD ELF! GOD BLESS VALENWOOD!
      Im 40% High Elf? I feel bad for the guys at the Thalmor embassy now....

    • @sev5561
      @sev5561 7 лет назад +2

      TheColorlessKing long live the empire

    • @sev5561
      @sev5561 7 лет назад +7

      TheColorlessKing also I'm 50% knee and 50% arrow

  • @enderwizard904
    @enderwizard904 4 года назад +16

    That ending was so sudden just "bye."

  • @тасамаяшляпаЧуи
    @тасамаяшляпаЧуи 5 лет назад +60

    Dave: Why I have headphones? There's no sound from this website.
    *a few moments later *
    Dave: *put headphones back *

  • @apotheosis9770
    @apotheosis9770 6 лет назад +354

    Did you know that caffeine is actually a drug

    • @natemedeiros6733
      @natemedeiros6733 5 лет назад +4

      Qiaoling Zhou I thought it was as addictive as a drug not a actual drug.

    • @mrpotato2891
      @mrpotato2891 5 лет назад

      @@natemedeiros6733 yeah I think caffeine is a drug that comes from tea or something like that

    • @aefloriian
      @aefloriian 5 лет назад +4

      Anything you can get addicted to is considered a drug

    • @rosesbloom324
      @rosesbloom324 5 лет назад +10

      Quick correction on 'Big phat Jesus's' comment, anything that you consume aside from food that affects your brain is considered a drug. Coffee is a drug, the internet, while addictive, is not.

    • @i_am_alive_inside9656
      @i_am_alive_inside9656 5 лет назад

      Well sorta people who drink coffee are happy when they don't have it there grumpy af but.. Caffine is sorta a legal drug

  • @nikjoh06
    @nikjoh06 5 лет назад +41

    When he tried to do the sneeze by from going from darkness to light, I actually nearly sneezed lmao

  • @zachcherry3505
    @zachcherry3505 4 года назад +13

    "I've never smoked."
    "LET'S START!"

  • @carlwaterson9593
    @carlwaterson9593 7 лет назад +88

    WHY DID HE JUST HAVE A SYRINGE SITTING THERE

  • @nyra2097
    @nyra2097 7 лет назад +38

    Eye color...likely blue...
    *VERY LIKELY*

    • @Jotki
      @Jotki 6 лет назад

      This is a reply

  • @omnianimations1001
    @omnianimations1001 6 лет назад +128

    WHERe DID HE GET THAT SYRInGE FROM

    • @frameturtle
      @frameturtle 6 лет назад +7

      Omni animations its not uncommon for people to take self shots to trear various diseases

    • @jasminedoggietvn6995
      @jasminedoggietvn6995 6 лет назад +6

      He does coffee we have exposed you Dave notice us stop doin the durg

    • @Trent189
      @Trent189 6 лет назад +1

      according to his dna results, he shouldnt have any diseases

    • @slayerduud3784
      @slayerduud3784 6 лет назад +4

      Has syringe yet no lemon juice

    • @boggybeard
      @boggybeard 6 лет назад +1

      I dont know about you, but most people have syringes in their houses. It can be for many things, first aid, crafts, medicine, whatever. I have multiple in my house

  • @willgrahamirl
    @willgrahamirl 4 года назад +36

    9:02 FINNISH NAME SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN
    13:30 OMG DAVE IS 0.8% FINNISH NOW I CAN DIE HAPPILY :)

    • @iida9093
      @iida9093 4 года назад

      Todellaki 😂

    • @vortop1017
      @vortop1017 4 года назад

      Kiva

    • @boazcohen7992
      @boazcohen7992 4 года назад +1

      "Broadly northwestern european"

    • @user-qw6nm9ho2y
      @user-qw6nm9ho2y 4 года назад

      Katson tätä nyt ja etsin suomalaisia täältä XD

    • @vanadians3819
      @vanadians3819 3 года назад

      My Mother was 100% Finn. Born in a Finnish community called New Finland in Canada. I dont think my ancestors got what they bargained for in immigrating. A better life for their descendants in Canada, turned out to be a big con.

  • @alexthelion5630
    @alexthelion5630 8 лет назад +323

    You had a syringe lying around?...

    • @dice.brain.
      @dice.brain. 8 лет назад +74

      who doesn't?

    • @Babytronians
      @Babytronians 8 лет назад +46

      For the dank memes fam

    • @lilmissemi
      @lilmissemi 8 лет назад +61

      inject the mems

    • @gasattack2906
      @gasattack2906 8 лет назад +9

      Maybe he does what I do inject hormones every month.

    • @gasattack2906
      @gasattack2906 8 лет назад +7

      ***** Yeah, I am I have no balls so I can't get any hormones

  • @bucktheduck4911
    @bucktheduck4911 5 лет назад +197

    Dave: “i hate chewing sounds”
    Also Dave: *proceeds to chew*

    • @natsuki-j9f
      @natsuki-j9f 4 года назад +8

      @NinJake 1, being a person with Misophonia, It's a lot harder than you think. Personally, I would feel miss-treating of the fact that, I chewed, but... I don't like it. He was ALSO probably giving an example, sorry if I sound critical, but I do kind of hate to see when people don't understand what others go through, with seemingly no research.

    • @bucktheduck4911
      @bucktheduck4911 4 года назад +9

      iiDuckVibes hey man, I like your answer and all, but I think you misunderstood, because my comment was supposed to be ironic, and it wasn’t meant to harm anyone in anyway.

  • @virtualnuke-bl5ym
    @virtualnuke-bl5ym 8 лет назад +38

    Did you know that I'm 0.000001% pear? Yeah pretty crazy huh

  • @nervousblanket3020
    @nervousblanket3020 4 года назад +26

    Is anyone going to point out the fact that Dave has a sterilised needle in his house

  • @olomunyaktheman9567
    @olomunyaktheman9567 5 лет назад +66

    Why’d you need a trolley if u were only Getting coffe??

    • @uk3430
      @uk3430 4 года назад +5

      Olomunyak The man coffee is heavy man

    • @user-nj9ll6em8k
      @user-nj9ll6em8k 4 года назад +5

      2 film it

    • @leafy_green7573
      @leafy_green7573 4 года назад +3

      Cuz he's *DAVE* boi

    • @itzgrace6041
      @itzgrace6041 4 года назад +2

      He’s British. I’ll get a trolley for a pack of crisps.

    • @nix.i
      @nix.i 4 года назад +1

      as a british person, we get trolleys for bottles of water

  • @MorganJaneP
    @MorganJaneP 8 лет назад +30

    Dave's done a fantastic job reviving the channel to be honest! I missed it a lot and I'm glad he's back full force

  • @Kynia
    @Kynia 7 лет назад +398

    Oh my god that goddamn self checkout triggered me
    *flashbacks of "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA"*

    • @lpsgoldenivy3689
      @lpsgoldenivy3689 7 лет назад +28

      Then their like : PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

    • @keemstarissexy4694
      @keemstarissexy4694 7 лет назад +8

      UNLISTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

    • @gumballking5479
      @gumballking5479 7 лет назад +3

      Whenever i went to buy a magazine from asda itd do that everytime, i remember multiple times just leaving the area immediately, without the magazine and just avoid any staff. Eugh. I hated it when the employees would have to override with a code and then straight after it would happen again.

    • @tjrex1915
      @tjrex1915 7 лет назад +3

      Please wait for assistance.
      No one comes........

    • @KatarinaWasTaken
      @KatarinaWasTaken 7 лет назад +4

      INSERT CASH OR PAY WITH CARD

  • @epcigaymer5284
    @epcigaymer5284 4 года назад +58

    Me: *sees thumbnail*
    Also me: ah yes birish

    • @prideofmanny2981
      @prideofmanny2981 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @user-tr3jw1df6q
      @user-tr3jw1df6q 3 года назад

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ why does everyone have these names

  • @aki6032
    @aki6032 6 лет назад +64

    coffee is bitter , lemon is sour , popcorn is salty , and Carmel is sweet.

    • @scalesconfrey5739
      @scalesconfrey5739 6 лет назад +2

      and barbecue is umami (or savory)... #DeadCommentRevival

    • @ronnydon914
      @ronnydon914 6 лет назад +1

      Coffee is DISGUSTING, lemon is slightly sour, popcorn is dull and caramel is savoury

    • @life_archive7840
      @life_archive7840 6 лет назад +2

      Coffee is tasteless (but leaves a strange taste in my mouth), lemons are really sour, popcorn is savory, and caramel should die.

    • @JaxyJax182
      @JaxyJax182 6 лет назад +1

      Carmel is disgusting and shouldn’t exist

    • @life_archive7840
      @life_archive7840 6 лет назад

      @@JaxyJax182
      Yes.

  • @CelesticRose
    @CelesticRose 8 лет назад +18

    Boyinaband, Thank you for continuing to post videos. I know how hard it must be. I have social anxiety disorder and generalized anxiety disorder and getting things done and keeping a pattern everyday is really hard. I just wanted to say that you're really inspiring to me, and because of you I started homeschooling about 3 years ago and have enjoyed every moment of it. :)

  • @do-you-like-eggsalad9408
    @do-you-like-eggsalad9408 8 лет назад +239

    10:00 "hates the sounds of chewing, really grinds my gears"
    /NEXT FUCKING SECOND/
    *REALLY OBNOXIOUS CHEWING NOISE **😂😂

    • @abigeil2002
      @abigeil2002 8 лет назад +3

      I feel your pain...

    • @whytesquall
      @whytesquall 8 лет назад +6

      Yeah, I have misophonia quite bad (was surprised to find out it was biological a couple of years back) but if you have it as bad as I do, something that helps is to have a white noise track of a consistant heavy rain playing with some headphones (at a reasonable volume, of course; So you can hear others). I find It acts as a mental bed of nails so you don't really get irritated. I made a comment about it already but comments are quickly buried.

    • @do-you-like-eggsalad9408
      @do-you-like-eggsalad9408 8 лет назад

      Abigeil 2002 it didn't bother me just was funny

    • @do-you-like-eggsalad9408
      @do-you-like-eggsalad9408 8 лет назад +1

      whytesquall thanks lmao
      it doesn't really bother me just thought it was ironic

    • @whytesquall
      @whytesquall 8 лет назад +1

      do-you-like-eggsalad Ah lol cool. well if anyone else see's it, it might be helpful.

  • @itsdustintime2932
    @itsdustintime2932 4 года назад +1

    Always love watching Dave’s videos. His voice is quite soothing and calm.

  • @broadcastdave
    @broadcastdave 7 лет назад +324

    I am an idubbz fan who found your channel. I have the photic sneeze reflex. love the style of your vids

    • @MsShade74
      @MsShade74 7 лет назад +2

      The sun makes me sneeze too. I can't afford a DNA test so I can't say for sure that I have that gene.

    • @robloxian6106
      @robloxian6106 7 лет назад

      I am a 🍚 gum fan

    • @siryallen5452
      @siryallen5452 7 лет назад

      I sneezed at the sun as a baby but usually I don't anymore

    • @thomasabel7371
      @thomasabel7371 7 лет назад

      I also have it with chocolate and mint which I’m told is also the photic sneeze reflex

    • @aransamus1696
      @aransamus1696 6 лет назад

      have you ever known someone who takes a DNA test and then he's just what you expected him to be and 15 percent ashkenazi

  • @Ebilbacon88
    @Ebilbacon88 8 лет назад +337

    Why is nobody talking about the way Dave pronounces "Tooth"?
    I know it's a language thing but... "Tuhth"?

    • @devait4752
      @devait4752 7 лет назад +35

      Ebilbacon88 it's a accent thing not a language thing

    • @ThoughtProvokingVlogs
      @ThoughtProvokingVlogs 7 лет назад +9

      Ebilbacon88 I honestly thought he was talking with his mouth full of thebsweets at first

    • @kittenyy
      @kittenyy 7 лет назад +14

      I'm northern English and I have never heard that pronunciation lol :D

    • @jonathanbutler7750
      @jonathanbutler7750 7 лет назад +6

      Its a Birmingham thing, half my family say tooth like that

    • @MCWillthegreat
      @MCWillthegreat 7 лет назад +2

      Why do you think people prounounce foot as 'Fut' and not 'Fewt'?

  • @RacingAtHome
    @RacingAtHome 8 лет назад +397

    I have never watched a RUclips video when somebody went to Asda to get coffee. Now I do.

  • @19771998beata
    @19771998beata 4 года назад +5

    I'm half Irish and half polish and my name is David my nickname is Dave

  • @splodingkitteh1188
    @splodingkitteh1188 5 лет назад +469

    Ok but why does he have a needle
    2019 anyone?

  • @lunarchloedip
    @lunarchloedip 6 лет назад +323

    *Dave wows at Misophonia*
    Me: I have Misophonia, I get extreme distress when someone eats.
    Dave: *intensely eats chocolate button*
    Me: *throws phone in river and washed ears with holy water*

    • @youngshinu3043
      @youngshinu3043 6 лет назад +9

      i hope your parents lock you in a room strapped up and force your eye open with the cooking channel on

    • @lunarchloedip
      @lunarchloedip 6 лет назад +10

      William Sims 😂😂😂 a cooking channel wouldn’t bother me so long as they don’t go up to the mic and chew

    • @lunarchloedip
      @lunarchloedip 5 лет назад +8

      Kylie Orwick yeah, I can’t watch ASMR or I’ll actually try to kill someone 😊

    • @aucore3634
      @aucore3634 5 лет назад +3

      Aw, I feel bad xD

    • @WangleLine
      @WangleLine 5 лет назад +1

      Same here~

  • @MrCramYT
    @MrCramYT 6 лет назад +485

    3:52 why you have that!?

    • @colelepper9381
      @colelepper9381 6 лет назад +25

      Good question!

    • @swaleha9948
      @swaleha9948 6 лет назад +79

      so he do his coffee drugs DUUUUUUHHHHHH, why else?

    • @blackking2028
      @blackking2028 6 лет назад +20

      I also wondered
      ...

    • @RedSuramow
      @RedSuramow 6 лет назад +74

      Wait, you don't have a syringe in the house?

    • @lingojam688
      @lingojam688 6 лет назад +25

      I own a syringe

  • @taysem321
    @taysem321 4 года назад +14

    That "oh, let's touch that child" is spot on.

  • @invalidargument864
    @invalidargument864 6 лет назад +47

    Yeah I think that the coffee had an effect

  • @itamarzibziner8385
    @itamarzibziner8385 8 лет назад +73

    i spent 2 minuets of my life watching you making coffee.

    • @Arisat0
      @Arisat0 8 лет назад +5

      Well, if it makes you feel better it's unlikely you'll figure out how to cure cancer in 2 minutes so, fuck it.

    • @the_last_raposa3810
      @the_last_raposa3810 8 лет назад +2

      Arisat no but you could get 2 minuits closer to it

    • @FRD357
      @FRD357 8 лет назад +3

      2minutes out of like 17 years, but of course, such a big difference

    • @Arisat0
      @Arisat0 8 лет назад +1

      Touche

    • @shadowartistries175
      @shadowartistries175 7 лет назад +13

      Best way to spend 2 minutes EVER

  • @CrimsonR0se
    @CrimsonR0se 7 лет назад +266

    The self check-out machine there has an accent?! That's cool.

    • @Doolie572
      @Doolie572 7 лет назад +2

      Crimson Rose yes and luckily you can turn it off

    • @CMDParodies
      @CMDParodies 7 лет назад +11

      I hate those fucking things. 20 items to bag. "Please take your items" every 10 seconds... machine please stfu

    • @Doolie572
      @Doolie572 7 лет назад +10

      CMD Parodies of course being stereotypically British, we complain about that type of thing

    • @popples9701
      @popples9701 7 лет назад +26

      Unexpected item in the bagging area

    • @yourmomsdildo8641
      @yourmomsdildo8641 7 лет назад +3

      I'm in Auatralia and check out machines have the same accent lol

  • @adrianapereira5500
    @adrianapereira5500 4 года назад +12

    Dave: six tea spoons
    My ears: sixty spoons
    My brain: hOW dID iT fIT iN tHE cUP

    • @hybd4047
      @hybd4047 3 года назад +1

      glad im not the only one