Best of Karl Pilkington - Part 5 (Valentines Day)

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    From The Ricky Gervais show, short clips showing the best of Karl Pilkington. Buy the DVD at www.amazon.co.uk/The-Ricky-Ger...

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  • @Tobiasplease
    @Tobiasplease 12 лет назад +247

    I actually really agree on the valentines thing. You should do nice things to eachother when you want to, not just because you have to, on a certain day of the year.

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 5 лет назад +6

      Same with Mothers day, Fathers day, Birthdays…

    • @404TVfr
      @404TVfr 4 года назад +5

      @@KRAFTWERK2K6 well a birthday is different.

    • @bereacrimewatch5324
      @bereacrimewatch5324 4 года назад +1

      @Rowan Melton Some chase time, some wait...

    • @placebodomingo3277
      @placebodomingo3277 4 года назад +1

      It’s funny how Karl says it so tactlessly

    • @tranidite
      @tranidite 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, but to a degree certain days and traditions help. As horrible as it is with all the commercialization, Christmas is still a great time to get the family together to just cherish eachother. Because it's hard to plan for any old day to get a whole family together besides the birthday of the grandparents and Christmas because of people's schedules and even then those times aren't much better

  • @salamirterra
    @salamirterra 12 лет назад +49

    Karl: carer, nurturer, boyfriend

  • @martiansarepunk
    @martiansarepunk 12 лет назад +80

    Karl is Karl, no actor, just 100% unintentional comedian. Rickys a comedic genius. As is Karl, difference being Karl has no idea why he is one. I think that's why most of us love the guy.

  • @rabsbad
    @rabsbad 4 года назад +43

    Happy trifle Tuesday, guys

  • @Papanda1995
    @Papanda1995 11 лет назад +19

    "Go on the frozen isle and cool yourself down" hahaha, even if he isn't the most knowledgable person, he is comically brilliant without even trying to be :) Long live Karl! May his humor be around to cheer me up when I'm trying to forget a gruesome murder documentary for years to come :)

  • @paullombard00
    @paullombard00 12 лет назад +45

    Hahahah. The brat kid at 0:52 saying "yeah!" made me laugh so hard.

  • @shazaibbiazahs
    @shazaibbiazahs 11 лет назад +266

    if you guys think karl is strange you need to get out more or come to the uk because he is just a typical northener to be honest

    • @schuletrip
      @schuletrip 4 года назад +5

      shazaibbiazahs Manchester is not the North

    • @bexgl1431
      @bexgl1431 4 года назад +33

      @@schuletrip yes it is....

    • @filipzawistowski4390
      @filipzawistowski4390 4 года назад +14

      @@schuletrip It really is.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 4 года назад +7

      schuletrip it is Northwest UK.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 4 года назад +14

      I grew up in Lancashire and then Manchester and i knew loads of people like Karl

  • @BlaccEagle
    @BlaccEagle 12 лет назад +43

    Sometimes he thinks like a genius. Amazing.

  • @AriLiv1
    @AriLiv1 12 лет назад +10

    to be honest, a lot of the principles karl has and the stuff he says do actually make sense.. it's just the way he says it that is so funny :D

  • @tommymorgan73
    @tommymorgan73 Год назад +1

    Karl is such a legend!!!! He has such a brilliant way of looking at the world and he's usually right

  • @remo66101
    @remo66101 5 лет назад +6

    The abrupt ending 😂

  • @Didymus1984
    @Didymus1984 3 года назад +3

    1:01 - “look-a-lee”

  • @pencert
    @pencert 12 лет назад +3

    Thanks for posting, Your Nibness.

  • @Mack35531
    @Mack35531 12 лет назад +2

    Thanks for putting these up Ja Ja James

  • @104msangel
    @104msangel 11 лет назад +60

    they say that when men and women get married, the men's stress level is reduce and the women's increases. Looking and Karl and Suzanne's relationship id say thats true

    • @Outlanes
      @Outlanes 4 года назад +2

      104msangel they’re not married

    • @Drewitall54
      @Drewitall54 2 года назад

      @@Outlanes they’re pretty much, just without a certificate that really doesn’t mean anything

  • @Mrster
    @Mrster 12 лет назад +6

    Hahah that thermometer's got the liquid coming in from the wrong side.

  • @KRAFTWERK2K6
    @KRAFTWERK2K6 5 лет назад +7

    Suzanne: "Do you want tea?"
    Karl: "Nah!"
    ANACHY IN THE UK!!!!

  • @SAMONEILL99
    @SAMONEILL99 11 лет назад +2

    karl doesn't try to be funny he just is

  • @frankhumbug
    @frankhumbug 5 лет назад +6

    Trifle Tuesday, damn right.

  • @josephskiles
    @josephskiles 2 года назад +1

    Use the ol Joe Skiles method guys. Break up right before Christmas, pat ch things up temporarily around new years then wait until after Valentine's to get totally back together. Warning ⚠️! Make sure if you pull this on the same girl multiple years she is not that bright or she will eventually catch on...... My record is 3 years straight before the girl I was dating starts asking questions

  • @casualamer8543
    @casualamer8543 11 лет назад +11

    Pancake wednesday isnt quicker than pancake tuesday! Its a day after!! (: now pancake.monday........

  • @samuraikitty18
    @samuraikitty18 10 лет назад +3

    Ah, Karl....I need you.....

  • @callum110597
    @callum110597 Год назад

    LOL. Man, Karl is not wanting to do everything for Suzanne, even on Valentine's Day. 😆

  • @spritemultipack
    @spritemultipack 2 года назад

    Desire. If you want something make them want to give you something, there's no romance in obligation.

  • @Marcelo83uk
    @Marcelo83uk 3 года назад +1

    He raises fair points... bdays and Xmas are fine but stuff like valentines is just money making shite...
    Or as Karl would say... "bullshit"

  • @ok_studios
    @ok_studios 11 лет назад +4

    Does Steve wants to woe Suzanne from Karl or something ?

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha223 11 лет назад +35

    I find it perplexing that Karl has such empathy & sympathy for bugs dying in a pool, that he goes out of his way to spend half the day saving them from a drowning death, yet he completely lacks even an iota of compassion for his girlfriend just because he "draws a blank" at the supermarket, or some sort of little presents are "expected" on holidays. How the fuck does Suzanne put up with him?!

    • @MotherFucker445
      @MotherFucker445 6 лет назад +3

      xeokym good question but I think this may be a case of one or two instances where he was an asshole ther where there may be more instances of him being good to her rather then apathetic and we just didn’t hear about those cases but otherwise if that’s not the case then I don’t know why she would stay

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 лет назад

      @@jodi2847 silly 9s, thinking they're 7s.

    • @Ipang69
      @Ipang69 5 лет назад +1

      lol i imagine suzanne is a woman version of karl

    • @genatools919
      @genatools919 5 лет назад +1

      @@jodi2847 I mean why would you want to be with an abusive addict who cheats at all

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 Год назад

      I can only assume Suzanne is addicted to the laughter that comes from living with Karl. Otherwise I can't begin to understand it.

  • @Garethfeb16
    @Garethfeb16 12 лет назад +1

    I think everyone is in danger of over analysing Karl!!! he makes me laugh out loud with his view of the world, it's simple and straight forward! no malace, no intent! just a child like view, everything is black and white and im pretty sure that he takes everything as gospel! if he read the sun i think he would believe it because it is written down! rickey does go a bit far in his bating of karl sometimes but im pretty sure he is good mates with the guy/

  • @ChandlerWannabe
    @ChandlerWannabe 11 лет назад

    "Nibness"...? Is that really a made up word?? O.o I LIKE IT!!! :D What does it mean? :)

  • @JJJAAMESS
    @JJJAAMESS  12 лет назад

    @karlita599 Is nibness a word you've made up? And well done, mission complete.

  • @deanmoore5342
    @deanmoore5342 3 года назад

    I agree...... this is just a typical northerner

  • @TomBrandon121
    @TomBrandon121 12 лет назад

    Aaah trifle... The obvious substitute for pancakes

  • @vtv201
    @vtv201 12 лет назад

    i love about 20 minutes away from were karls parents live......xD

    • @Misteryowl
      @Misteryowl 5 лет назад +1

      What do you live about it?

    • @JF-sb5mo
      @JF-sb5mo 3 года назад

      @@Misteryowl I think k that he lives loving there

  • @SilverToster
    @SilverToster 10 лет назад +17

    yes karl you are rebel you will pancakes on Tuesday not Thursday

    • @borednow5838
      @borednow5838 5 лет назад

      Forget it I'll have a trifle, haha! One of my favourite lines from him.

  • @karlita599
    @karlita599 12 лет назад

    to jjjaamess, I didn't mean to offend Your Nibness. and I never thought you were an obsessed fan. I actually am an obsessed fan. I'm just wondering if Karl is serious, naturally funny and kinda innocent. Am I "on a mission to make pointless comments"? Hmmmm. Maybe. I always wanted a mission. Now I have one.

  • @jaytotheell
    @jaytotheell 11 лет назад +1

    truer words were never spoken! i think he feels sorry for underdogs but not human ones!

  • @NitayNostrasifu
    @NitayNostrasifu 4 года назад

    Luckily lol

  • @paddoxtroy
    @paddoxtroy 11 лет назад

    mr pepper

  • @karlita599
    @karlita599 12 лет назад

    @JJJAAMESS Yeah, so, and you know it's all said jokingly? Are you mates?

  • @mshalfaperson
    @mshalfaperson 12 лет назад

    suzanne, doctor fox and richard anderson disliked this

  • @rebeccatrafford2417
    @rebeccatrafford2417 11 лет назад

    wow aggressive

  • @ISetYourFaceOnFire
    @ISetYourFaceOnFire 12 лет назад

    So you're saying he's a actor and "Karl Pilkington" is scripted? no way.

  • @JJJAAMESS
    @JJJAAMESS  12 лет назад

    @karlita599 No, you fool. Are you on a mission to make pointless comments? He's a comedian; have you never laughed at a comedian and understood their humour? Last time I checked, things that come under the category `comedy` have things that are said jokingly. Don't make out that I'm some obsessive fan who will laugh at anything this man will say, if you don't find this funny, move on.

  • @JJJAAMESS
    @JJJAAMESS  12 лет назад

    @karlita599 I don't think he ever matured haha. Do you not know his logic, it's all said jokingly

  • @denden51
    @denden51 3 года назад

    its getting hard dont do it

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 2 года назад

    Karl Pilkington….the accidental comedian.

  • @connorforbes4771
    @connorforbes4771 3 года назад

    covid times

  • @OliverBranch
    @OliverBranch 12 лет назад +2

    Karl is officially the worst boyfriend on Earth. lol

  • @karlita599
    @karlita599 12 лет назад +1

    Ridiculous! This is an out-dated podcast. Karl must have matured by now. If not, God help him and his unfortunate wife.

  • @jaytotheell
    @jaytotheell 11 лет назад

    woo. does steve want to woo suzanne from karl. woe means grief.

    • @ellisphaz4076
      @ellisphaz4076 5 лет назад +4

      Woo is not woe, England would say woo as a cheer or excite

  • @insanesalamander9433
    @insanesalamander9433 8 лет назад +1

    its scripted guys

    • @Giles4200
      @Giles4200 8 лет назад +15

      +insaneslamander okay kid

    • @DrMattPhillips
      @DrMattPhillips 7 лет назад +35

      You can't script Karl, he'd go off-script within 3 seconds in.

    • @username9175
      @username9175 5 лет назад +8

      Obviously an American

    • @Misteryowl
      @Misteryowl 3 года назад

      It's not. Guy.

  • @stratocaster1986able
    @stratocaster1986able 9 лет назад +10

    So he treats her like shit, and she's still with him.
    I'm adamant that women like to be treated like horsecrap.

    • @Walkthroughpanda
      @Walkthroughpanda 8 лет назад +8

      And I'm adamant that you used that word in the wrong context

    • @insanesalamander9433
      @insanesalamander9433 8 лет назад +18

      angry virgin alert "women are mean boohoo" grow up

    • @Walkthroughpanda
      @Walkthroughpanda 8 лет назад +18

      the fuck are you talking about he didnt say they were mean

    • @scotthall7307
      @scotthall7307 7 лет назад +9

      Really hate replying this late but these types of simple misunderstandings get under my skin. Its not hard to tell that hes implying that the OP has been slighted by women in the past and as such came here to post a misogynistic comment in some kind of misguided attempt to make himself feel better or maybe as an attempt at some kind of indirect revenge.