@@damiairis4344 Mexicans do this. I used to work in a company in New York and we had to have a meeting about how when taking a shit we should NOT wipe our asses and put the shit-stained TP in the GARBAGE CAN. Yeah, we had a meeting about this issue - and we all knew who they were addressing.
If you want to consider how old the ancient Egyptians are consider this: the ancient Egyptians were as old to the ancient Greeks as the ancient greeks are to us.
Yup and apparently we're closer to the time of Cleopatra than she was to when the pyramids of Giza were constructed. It's insane how ancient their civilisation is!
I love all these guys. It’s hilarious to me that Karl is generally seen as inept, yet he’s been all around the world and has become a seasoned explorer. Watching him explain to Warwick that the rabbit head “wasn’t that bad” illustrates his growth as a traveler 🤣
@@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN you legit get three squares in your 24 ration. you poke your finger through the first square to clean your ass and use the rest to clean your finger.
@@KilljoyGatecrash How is that any different from just wiping your ass, though? If you have enough to clean your finger, and if one square is enough to wipe your ass, why not just wipe with the paper Something has to not be communicating Edit: Also wait wtf, three squares of toilet paper for a whole shit? That's insane, three squares is hardly enough to blow your nose if you need to
Wayne Thompson thats exactly what you would do. If you have shit you wash it down, and if you want it to smell nice then use soap. Water removes all shit in both ur ass and ur hand
Either Karl's brother's been winding him up or he's misunderstood. My dad was in the army and the idea is to minimize the amount you use by putting one or two sheets over your finger, not push them through the paper so you're wiping your arse with your bare finger lmao
Nah man he got it almost right you don't push your fingers through the paper you fold it in half and rip a small semi circle of paper out the middle leaving a finger size circle in the middle of the paper when you unfold it you keep that Little circle of paper to clean under your fingernails after you slide the paper off . First thing they taught me in special forces . you then say to your mate either smell my finger or I got a good joke pull my finger .. now smell your hand ..then you run off laughing . for real .I thought everyone knew this by now 😁
I served in the Norwegian army a few years ago, and one of the sergeants pranked us with that toilet paper "survival technique". Had no idea it was a common thing.
The more of these I watch, the more I realize that Karl is actually just a normal, down-to-earth guy just trying to get by and the only reason Ricky thinks he's so hilarious is because of how much of an eccentric weirdo he is.
I struggle w the idea that Karl is probably a real comedic genius. Stays in character. Almost like an Andy Kaufman ( played by Jim Carey in man in the moon). His timing is more on point than most seasoned comedians. Having been raised in UK he is almost a charactktur of many people and English isms and nuances. And if it's just him as him. He maybe the most natural comedian of all time. Bravo
I've heard of that army toilet technique too - from a programme years ago. I remember them saying they tear off a corner and keep that to one side - to clean under your nail....
@@mat5473 yeah. I heard that as a kid and thought it was a real thing. Always thought those poor soldiers were stuck out in no man's land wiping ass with their finger. Was much relived when finding the truth.
4:22 my Grandpa said it a lil differently. He said you take the 1 piece of toilet paper, fold it into a square, rip off the corner of the inner fold, BUT SAVE IT!, insert finger through hole of the toilet paper, wipe,and use the square you tore off to dig out any poop under your fingernail!
I was in the army cadets as a kid. They tried to sell us this poke a hole method to us. I laughed as I had a feeling it was a wind up for newbs. They said, fold the paper into quarters, rip of the central corner so it leaves a hole, wipe with your fingers and then clean your fingers with the paper. Afterwards, and this is why I knew it was a wind up, they said to use the little you had ripped of to clean under your nails!!!!! Lol! Two to three actually did it and it turned out that out on exercise, a few seniors had toilet paper and soap, I watched them laughing at the newbs. I laughed too but was also a bit horrified. We between 12 and 16 years old! Fuckers!
I’ve heard about it from vets. The army is a bit tight on bog paper and it’s some kind of example of being frugal that they all have to learn. Start them on saving bum wad, they’ll learn to save food, water and ammo.
i only use 5 sheets cause your supposed to use one sheet at a time and surprisingly only 3 of them is needed the other 2 is just spares karl probably single handedly causes deforestation
During a TP shortage normal people just sacrifice a sock. That's why you never pick up a random sock lying around in a forest and also why you have to be careful where you step until you are at least 10 yards from the sock.
The point Karl made about "building it up too much" is very true. When people take pictures of "Big Ben" they usually just take pictures of that short clock tower outside of Big Ben. In fact Big Ben is the large bell inside of the clock tower. However every picture taken there lies about the height of the clock tower. Before I went to London I thought the Tower would be taller than the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. The clock tower is no taller than a typical shopping mall in America....
people typically ask for napkins at restaurants in these countries with "hole-in-the-ground" toilets because of the lack of toilet paper, which is kind of a social norm but maybe not Egypt I wouldn't know
Built the pyramids many centuries ago Built the sphinx many centuries ago. Built a toilet in the 20th century that is a sure thing if you want to get dysentery.
I lived on the streets of Europe for 5/6 months when I was 21/22 (1993). I went over with £20. I know what Karl means having to make toilet paper last. If you have a packet of tissues, 1 tissue can have up to 5 layers of paper. I used to try and peel each layer off. The worse was the hole in the floor, I needed the seat to help with the pressure.
"It's like a car, yeah use a hose, but where's the sponge" hilarious.
I spent two years in Egypt and I can confirm you DO NOT use public restrooms unless its at a mall or well known place like McDonalds. Just dont.
reason being?
Beany
They’re fucking disgusting
Beany - you cannot put toilet paper down the loo, you have to put it in a bin.
You know you're in a shit hole when McDonalds has the cleanest bathrooms.
@@damiairis4344 Mexicans do this. I used to work in a company in New York and we had to have a meeting about how when taking a shit we should NOT wipe our asses and put the shit-stained TP in the GARBAGE CAN. Yeah, we had a meeting about this issue - and we all knew who they were addressing.
If you want to consider how old the ancient Egyptians are consider this: the ancient Egyptians were as old to the ancient Greeks as the ancient greeks are to us.
I thought they coexisted for a little while
@@RidiculousComedy00 yea but not the ancient Egyptians
Yup and apparently we're closer to the time of Cleopatra than she was to when the pyramids of Giza were constructed. It's insane how ancient their civilisation is!
@@RidiculousComedy00 that was post-Alexandrian Egypt so the royal house was Greek
I spent like 10 minutes reading your original comment and contemplating life lol
Stephen merchant has such a good laugh when he really goes for it
I agree, I always replay his laugh, its rare haha
grace l I knew a chick he used to root. An Aussie chick. She said it was not bad. 👍
Joe SHANGHAI so Stephen Merchant gave her the “Stephen Root?” 🙃
That’s a strange thing to say
"Died from a dirty ass" lmao!!
tsk tsk
Thats no joke. Clean your butt properly.
What I like to do boys. Is I like to smear shit on my face, then use the one sheet of toilet paper to wash my face off!
King Maggot u got insta
😂🤣
I love all these guys. It’s hilarious to me that Karl is generally seen as inept, yet he’s been all around the world and has become a seasoned explorer. Watching him explain to Warwick that the rabbit head “wasn’t that bad” illustrates his growth as a traveler 🤣
He's not stupid. He's just not especially smart. Just a normal bloke.
These recordings were before he went around the world
"Ding dong" God, I love Steve.
This was amazing. The cartoon makes it so much better.
Love how Karl never get offended and Ricky literally is just brought him on the show to take the piss out of him
Not literally.
Figuratively.
The survival technique still has me in tears of laughter every time I hear it.
Ricky's "what?" at 4:07 had me in stitches.
I've watched this video maybe a thousand times and it always makes me laugh. Ricky's reactions are priceless.
I would kill to spend a whole week traveling with Karl
Imagine if the guy in the toilet didn’t even work there he just stole the loo roll
Best vagabond scam since this one guy who would hold up traffic for a buck. weird guy but useful on yield intersections.
Karl's right Unfortunately, that is an actual thing.
Horse shit
M N no, just humans, they can’t hold paper in their hooves
Poking fingers through MRE toilet paper spot on!
@@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN you legit get three squares in your 24 ration. you poke your finger through the first square to clean your ass and use the rest to clean your finger.
@@KilljoyGatecrash How is that any different from just wiping your ass, though? If you have enough to clean your finger, and if one square is enough to wipe your ass, why not just wipe with the paper
Something has to not be communicating
Edit: Also wait wtf, three squares of toilet paper for a whole shit? That's insane, three squares is hardly enough to blow your nose if you need to
Just imagine historians in 100 years bewildered at people so pampered they'd rather throw out paper by the pound than get shit on their fingers
The technique genuinely does work, Karl just doesn't explain it very well 😂
2:52-3:05 I actually think Karl is bang on here! Totally agree with his point 😂
Wayne Thompson If you get shit on your arm, you don't just wipe it off, do you?
mini dwarfdude No but I wouldn't just wet it either!
Wayne Thompson So you'd put soap on it too? Then do that with your ass
Wayne Thompson
thats exactly what you would do.
If you have shit you wash it down, and if you want it to smell nice then use soap.
Water removes all shit in both ur ass and ur hand
He should have used the water to clean and then the little toilet paper to wipe up excess water and shit. Boom!
Just listening to Ricky laugh uncontrollably, makes me laugh.
I love his sense of humor. So if he finds it hilarious, odds are I do too.
I love when Ricky gets annoyed
Either Karl's brother's been winding him up or he's misunderstood. My dad was in the army and the idea is to minimize the amount you use by putting one or two sheets over your finger, not push them through the paper so you're wiping your arse with your bare finger lmao
Nah man he got it almost right you don't push your fingers through the paper you fold it in half and rip a small semi circle of paper out the middle leaving a finger size circle in the middle of the paper when you unfold it you keep that Little circle of paper to clean under your fingernails after you slide the paper off .
First thing they taught me in special forces . you then say to your mate either smell my finger or I got a good joke pull my finger .. now smell your hand ..then you run off laughing . for real .I thought everyone knew this by now 😁
@Chi Rungo compared to a scholar like you I bet 🤦
I served in the Norwegian army a few years ago, and one of the sergeants pranked us with that toilet paper "survival technique". Had no idea it was a common thing.
The more of these I watch, the more I realize that Karl is actually just a normal, down-to-earth guy just trying to get by and the only reason Ricky thinks he's so hilarious is because of how much of an eccentric weirdo he is.
"how did he die?"
"he died from a dirty ass."
lmao
3:29 I thought he was gonna say "I was calling my dad." I have seen too many of these
Who’s here cus they miss toilet paper since Coronavirus
No
I love this show, thx much guys
Clean drop. lololol
This had me in stitches......
I laughed so much at this, briliant
I love these podcast cartoons 😊
I love this guy.... He's funny as all hell
The ricky gervaise show my favourite 🇬🇧👍🏻
Oh God should I just get up, it was quite a clean drop 😂😂
I’m on the toilet watching this.
So am i
It's seems like poor Karl has pooped his way around the world! In all the t.v. shows his bowels have had a work out.
when ricky laughs it males me laugh
Matthew Rivera British slang...I hope.
Makes
No slang up in here.
He females me laugh
5:26 omg I died! 😂☝🏻️💩
My blood pressure is through the roof after this. My head is throbbing! This is the funniest shite I've ever heard!
LOL so good!
brilliant
Toilet is 'me time" - no doubt to re-read his 'book' on the top 50 freaks.
sick of it
MarcusAurelius Very stoic...
Alex Redmond lol he actually called it
Physic
@Alex Redmond What are you talking about?
@@aaronyayger Karl had a TV show called "sick of it"
5:10 - 5:16 - I have never laughed so much in my life! X'D
I don't believe you Daisy.
Daisy Chambers ii
I absolutely died as well lol
@@telon5620 Today I shall be an incel.
xddddddd
Whats funny is that i was watching this when i was on the toilet
I struggle w the idea that Karl is probably a real comedic genius. Stays in character. Almost like an Andy Kaufman ( played by Jim Carey in man in the moon). His timing is more on point than most seasoned comedians. Having been raised in UK he is almost a charactktur of many people and English isms and nuances. And if it's just him as him. He maybe the most natural comedian of all time. Bravo
Human comedy at its finest
The last bit was so funny
back in the day,at borstal it was 3 pieces of toilet paper you got,the officer screaming at you,one up,one down,one shine !
3 squares, one up, one down and one to polish.
Boys from the Dwarf!
Hopefully not the first two in that order. Front-to-back exists for a reason.
I've heard of that army toilet technique too - from a programme years ago. I remember them saying they tear off a corner and keep that to one side - to clean under your nail....
it's a wind up mate, to see if they can get you to wipe your ass with your hand
@@mat5473 yeah. I heard that as a kid and thought it was a real thing. Always thought those poor soldiers were stuck out in no man's land wiping ass with their finger. Was much relived when finding the truth.
Is it weird I'm watching this on the toilet???
'Fraid not
No it’s healthy
Same haha
Lol so am I
Same ahah
I love how Karl though using the hose was inferior to his method! 🤣
Alright
Ding Dong
Brilliant
Something Joseph Joestar and Karl Pilkington can agree on
Karl always has a thing with Toilets
Anyone else watching this on the toilet 😂
I think the technique Karl was thinking of is to drape the sheet over your finger, then pull it inside out to use the other side
I sleep with these fellas
If Karl had the shits.. no way would it be a "clean drop"
4:42 then you can wipe your, wipe your...arse with that lol
Karls big brother being a big brother 🤣🤘
Great advice from soldiers to their younger brothers.
'I don't know, maybe I got it wrong!'
that toilet "technique" is actually a real thing and it does work
No...no it does not
No it doesnt work
4:22 my Grandpa said it a lil differently. He said you take the 1 piece of toilet paper, fold it into a square, rip off the corner of the inner fold, BUT SAVE IT!, insert finger through hole of the toilet paper, wipe,and use the square you tore off to dig out any poop under your fingernail!
...what?
He calls shitting “me time” I love that me and Karl Pilkington share joy in being on the toilet
I was in the army cadets as a kid. They tried to sell us this poke a hole method to us.
I laughed as I had a feeling it was a wind up for newbs.
They said, fold the paper into quarters, rip of the central corner so it leaves a hole, wipe with your fingers and then clean your fingers with the paper. Afterwards, and this is why I knew it was a wind up, they said to use the little you had ripped of to clean under your nails!!!!! Lol!
Two to three actually did it and it turned out that out on exercise, a few seniors had toilet paper and soap, I watched them laughing at the newbs. I laughed too but was also a bit horrified. We between 12 and 16 years old! Fuckers!
Because we're classy people
"Go in their like Kenny Everett, with two big hands" Like those you see in American football crowds with a huge finger.
LOL thats some funny sh!t
In this situation I use my underwear then do a flush and block the toilet!
I remember wiping my arse like that in basic training 22 years ago. Grim
Never happened
@@jfoz7602 Why would he lie about that?
I’ve heard about it from vets. The army is a bit tight on bog paper and it’s some kind of example of being frugal that they all have to learn. Start them on saving bum wad, they’ll learn to save food, water and ammo.
"Died of a dirty arse"
karl is funny
Omg i watched it for sometime and it has been 3 years searching about its name i really feel crying omg no😭
One of the reasons why i never travel east of Spain.
i only use 5 sheets cause your supposed to use one sheet at a time and surprisingly only 3 of them is needed the other 2 is just spares karl probably single handedly causes deforestation
Ghost turd 🤣
“The English don’t droll on about our great past”
Excuse my fucking what?
XD I've been to Egypt and it's true all true mostly.
Same with China XD
During a TP shortage normal people just sacrifice a sock. That's why you never pick up a random sock lying around in a forest and also why you have to be careful where you step until you are at least 10 yards from the sock.
Stardust crusaders in a nutshell.
5:10 funniest part
I'm fucking dying
True army ass wiping technique, Its one finger though and the bit you tear off too make the whole, you fold and use it to wipe under your nail.
lol imma year late
4:18 "died of a dirty ass"
Karl had a point about the hose pipe lol
Cleaning ur ass is like cleaning ur car 😭😭😭 u need a sponge ❤️
Which episode is this from?
Washing >>>> wiping
What a thumbnail
Who else is watching this on the toilet?
The point Karl made about "building it up too much" is very true. When people take pictures of "Big Ben" they usually just take pictures of that short clock tower outside of Big Ben. In fact Big Ben is the large bell inside of the clock tower.
However every picture taken there lies about the height of the clock tower. Before I went to London I thought the Tower would be taller than the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. The clock tower is no taller than a typical shopping mall in America....
That was an informative post. Didn't know Big Ben was the bell and had also thought it was a huge tower. Thanks for the info!
I'd much rather use just water than just toilet paper
people typically ask for napkins at restaurants in these countries with "hole-in-the-ground" toilets because of the lack of toilet paper, which is kind of a social norm but maybe not Egypt I wouldn't know
Bootskoot589 do they have hoses though? Or do you just have to use your hand?
Built the pyramids many centuries ago
Built the sphinx many centuries ago.
Built a toilet in the 20th century that is a sure thing if you want to get dysentery.
I'd think it would be hard to shit like that without accidentally shitting in your pants around your ankles.
I lived on the streets of Europe for 5/6 months when I was 21/22 (1993). I went over with £20. I know what Karl means having to make toilet paper last. If you have a packet of tissues, 1 tissue can have up to 5 layers of paper. I used to try and peel each layer off. The worse was the hole in the floor, I needed the seat to help with the pressure.
How the hell did you end up living on the streets for so long? Hope everything worked out
@@pepesilvia1924 yes. I went with someone. There was some good times and some bad times.
A hole??? Hahaha
Great video to watch while shitting, kinda feel like I’m there