ALUCARD: THE COUNT OF BLACK FORCES

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  • @symplicitytv1032
    @symplicitytv1032 Год назад +2790

    i gotta respect anderson that mf was the only person to spin allucards block multiple times without shitting himself and he wanted the smoke every single time lmao

    • @judas_bdb8681
      @judas_bdb8681 9 месяцев назад +153

      Gotta respect him for that for real 😂

    • @louisthomaswest
      @louisthomaswest 8 месяцев назад +161

      Anderson really deserves his own spot here.

    • @disrespect9376
      @disrespect9376 8 месяцев назад +98

      @@louisthomasweston the opposite side of the table

    • @c.fyffe0
      @c.fyffe0 8 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@disrespect9376oh hell naw 😂

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 7 месяцев назад +32

      Anderson a real one ngl

  • @heck8607
    @heck8607 Год назад +6025

    Don't forget how Alucard canonically used to blow the queens back out and proceeded to rizz her up during the meeting.

    • @nihil6886
      @nihil6886 Год назад +513

      This guy is just a menace

    • @0quamarin3
      @0quamarin3 Год назад +2

      i wish he blowed mine out

    • @heck8607
      @heck8607 Год назад +130

      @@0quamarin3 Ay ay ay chill hold on a minute

    • @Pieslullaby
      @Pieslullaby Год назад +286

      ALUCARD DID WHAT. 😧

    • @heck8607
      @heck8607 Год назад +748

      @Sourcherri In the anime, when he shows up, she mentions how she misses when he used to warm her bed at night, so Alucard, canonically, used to rail the queen when she was young

  • @spartanb31206
    @spartanb31206 11 месяцев назад +973

    1:58 Alucard was just going for a walk. A very *enthusiastic* walk.

  • @EdwinHargraves
    @EdwinHargraves 10 месяцев назад +332

    dog that whole luke scene been cracking me up for days... "busted down my door ready to offer up yo booty"
    "now come on, take yo pants off" 😂

    • @ceejayjones2567
      @ceejayjones2567 9 месяцев назад +15

      He was wild for that shit 😂😂😂😂

    • @davonnarussell-cruz656
      @davonnarussell-cruz656 9 месяцев назад

      "whip that booty out!! hurry, hurry! get freakkyyyyyy with me"

    • @isaiahmarshall2704
      @isaiahmarshall2704 8 месяцев назад +18

      Bro I was in tears for the ENTIRE Luke Valentine section😭😭😭

    • @Rip_tiny
      @Rip_tiny 8 месяцев назад +2

      IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

  • @Neoxon619
    @Neoxon619 Год назад +3487

    The funny part is that TFS Alucard is even more of a menace……because he genuinely doesn’t care. And yeah, loving the TeamFourStar shout-outs & references.

    • @Wickedstormgaming
      @Wickedstormgaming Год назад +325

      think the tfs alucard needs a vid all his own tbh

    • @kanekikingstorm2113
      @kanekikingstorm2113 Год назад +211

      He does, he’s a whole different breed of beast

    • @justinroux1610
      @justinroux1610 Год назад +200

      @@kanekikingstorm2113 are we going to destroy the Holocaust museum no we wont deny what we did

    • @thescarletking3301
      @thescarletking3301 Год назад +14

      Nah the Original was definitely worse

    • @mecca6801
      @mecca6801 Год назад +33

      Both Alucards are supreme chads!!!

  • @aleph0540
    @aleph0540 Год назад +6418

    Father Anderson singing "Amazing Grace" while walking towards us with a bloody -sword- bayonet is absolutely _insane._ @5:50

    • @tiredinsomniac3185
      @tiredinsomniac3185 Год назад +441

      NAH BECAUSE WHY DID THIS MAN SOUND LIKE UNCLE RUCKUS 😭

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 Год назад +177

      Worse part is its not fsr off from what actually happened

    • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
      @austin9568AuraMasterDX Год назад +209

      @@tiredinsomniac3185 "This things strike fear into a Vampires heart, a job application."

    • @ghifariasoka8272
      @ghifariasoka8272 Год назад +133

      @@tiredinsomniac3185 Boondocks automatically makes everything funnier

    • @danielbrinton9716
      @danielbrinton9716 Год назад +49

      Anderson was an absolute boss

  • @vincentcampbell8314
    @vincentcampbell8314 Год назад +503

    Hearing Stinkmeaner's tone and voice come out of Alexander *MotherFUCKING* Anderson's mouth is absolute comedy gold.

  • @trigonosefal2525
    @trigonosefal2525 10 месяцев назад +341

    15:59 The SR-71 lockhead blackbird. An advanced longe-range strategic reconaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85 000 feet

    • @ashewalker5984
      @ashewalker5984 8 месяцев назад +70

      AAwwwwwww, you read my Christmas List

    • @hermit_dragon348
      @hermit_dragon348 8 месяцев назад +31

      Damn, you really know a lot about it huh?

    • @trigonosefal2525
      @trigonosefal2525 8 месяцев назад +57

      @@hermit_dragon348 DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST ?!

    • @RainbowGod666
      @RainbowGod666 7 месяцев назад +7

      Reading this shit makes my italian ass reach what my people call "Godopoli"

    • @vincentrees4970
      @vincentrees4970 7 месяцев назад +10

      Do you even REEEEEEAD my Christmas list?!?!

  • @Goastyy
    @Goastyy Год назад +6490

    Alucard is the type of guy to not put you on a T-Shirt but put you on a Public Safety billboard as a mascot

  • @jbone3028
    @jbone3028 Год назад +8514

    You know he had to pay Alucard his respect eventually. He’s the chaddest of vampires

  • @apalsnerg
    @apalsnerg Год назад +228

    The "tatakae... EREN YEAGER" bit had me howling. You're amazing, bro.

    • @GearHIM
      @GearHIM 6 месяцев назад +3

      Lmaoo 😂

  • @torrellallen3165
    @torrellallen3165 Год назад +259

    I hate myself for not knowing that Alucard was just Dracula spelled backwards until watching this video🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @isaiahmarshall2704
      @isaiahmarshall2704 10 месяцев назад +16

      Dawg, I thought I was the only one😭😭😭

    • @neckbeard3187
      @neckbeard3187 8 месяцев назад +3

      same

    • @drewt1717
      @drewt1717 8 месяцев назад +2

      Dont h8.. you knew it, you just didn't realize it...

    • @sideshow_pya
      @sideshow_pya 6 месяцев назад +1

      NAH I JUST REALIZED 😟😟

    • @johnermactavish1162
      @johnermactavish1162 2 месяца назад +2

      Neither did the Nazzez

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 Год назад +3022

    "I likes ya"
    "HE LIKE U"
    "And i wants ya"
    "AND HE WANT U"
    Never gets old

  • @davidtceultra2556
    @davidtceultra2556 Год назад +3281

    Alucard had so much black air force energy, he didn't even think the round table was worthy of his presence until the remodel.

    • @shizachan8421
      @shizachan8421 Год назад +254

      Alucard has so much black air force energy, the round table had to pay him an entire sponsorship deal, just for him to act as if he was always there.

    • @Noob4745
      @Noob4745 Год назад +74

      He even fly a damm jet, doesn't get more air force than that

    • @danielacosta3610
      @danielacosta3610 Год назад +9

      Lmao true 🤣💀

    • @sithlordfloki
      @sithlordfloki Год назад +1

      My manz would talk so much shit then hit u wit a massive gun and still put his hand thru your chest go back like master who next

    • @atsusoshiki6331
      @atsusoshiki6331 Год назад +4

      @@Noob4745 😂

  • @K0l0suss
    @K0l0suss 8 месяцев назад +40

    Canon Ultimate Alucard: literally eats people, stacks bodies like it's his job (cus it kinda is but that's beside the point) and generally does not GIVE A FUCK what anyone says or thinks about himself (besides Integra)
    Ultimate Abridged Alucard: Eats people for fun and will tweet about it, fucks bitches, gets money, is a pimp, is THE og gangster, that lil Wayne line "real G's roll in silence like lasagna, yea he wrote that shit.
    This Man is almost 600 GOD DAMN MOTHAFUCKIN YEARS OLD and will still make you his bitch.
    He ain't been around the block a few times, my nigga the block been around him. He was there before the block was even a concept.
    My guy is a Mf vampire and can still go out in the sun, he's Him.

  • @kevinamaya-calderon5557
    @kevinamaya-calderon5557 11 месяцев назад +133

    My personal favorites:
    9:23 (GET FREAKY WITH ME!)
    12:20 (No Takers?)
    16:05 (Crank That Artichoke)

    • @MahoragaTheAdapter
      @MahoragaTheAdapter 6 месяцев назад +6

      no takers is just crazy to me💀

    • @AP-pj6zx
      @AP-pj6zx 5 месяцев назад +4

      I died after no takers

  • @thebrownbaldy
    @thebrownbaldy Год назад +3082

    Alucard had that Black Air Force energy the day/night he was conceived. Alucard's parents didn't build him a nursery, they built him the Black Air Force round table.

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 Год назад +1

      And then he got "deflowered" by a fat Persian guy.

    • @chino5811
      @chino5811 Год назад +1

      Pretty sure they sold him as a slave and got him raped by a old fat dude

    • @livefortoday2127
      @livefortoday2127 Год назад +55

      True words 😭

    • @alexanderkazantzis8019
      @alexanderkazantzis8019 Год назад +66

      Are we that surprised Vlad the impaler is a menace

    • @dapopo3597
      @dapopo3597 Год назад

      With a slight smudge of *10years of rape*

  • @jakarihanson7541
    @jakarihanson7541 Год назад +2422

    the "i thought you had that dog in you😐" line had me in tears😂

    • @brianclittle1593
      @brianclittle1593 Год назад +53

      It's definitely one of my favorite line's.

    • @jobanzs492
      @jobanzs492 7 месяцев назад +3

      17:28

    • @6skvll6moon6
      @6skvll6moon6 7 месяцев назад +6

      Alucard done turned into the booty warrior 💀

    • @user-tw3rh9po4t
      @user-tw3rh9po4t 6 месяцев назад

      The cat man, in fact, did not.

    • @tenacioustigress5325
      @tenacioustigress5325 6 месяцев назад

      That line will always be funny😂😂😂😂

  • @Angel-Dust-The-Prostitute
    @Angel-Dust-The-Prostitute 2 месяца назад +18

    Alucard: "I'm gonna need a bigger gun for overkill reasons"
    Walter: "Say no more"

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble 10 месяцев назад +146

    Alucard's walking sounds...haha that's great. We can also say that Alucard for REAL has that dawg in him.
    And Anderson talking like Stinkmeaner is pure comedy gold

  • @user-gn6jc2yn9c
    @user-gn6jc2yn9c Год назад +1198

    The fact that the original and every single Alucard parody and version can classify as a Black Air Force menace says something about his entire character.

    • @elicat1901
      @elicat1901 Год назад +32

      the original classified the other vamps as menaces lmao

  • @nencio12
    @nencio12 Год назад +3456

    nobody is talking about the voiceovers CJ does 😭 its literally the life of the video

    • @nika207
      @nika207 Год назад +47

      FOR REAL

    • @armandpaki3094
      @armandpaki3094 Год назад +57

      bro his voice accente is so funny

    • @squirreltamer2548
      @squirreltamer2548 Год назад +78

      And him making Anderson have Stinkmeaners’ voice is absolute hilarity!

    • @armandpaki3094
      @armandpaki3094 Год назад +17

      @@squirreltamer2548 Yea bro anderson was so funny 🤣

    • @adhirg
      @adhirg 11 месяцев назад +17

      they’re remarkably accurate to the actual dialogue, too

  • @johnvrabel3
    @johnvrabel3 11 месяцев назад +73

    The wolf howling when it introduces Alucard has me laughing my ass off!

  • @somedudewithakeyboard5388
    @somedudewithakeyboard5388 10 месяцев назад +114

    Alcuard didn't show up to the Roundtable late, he showed up on time
    Everyone else just showed up early because they know that you best not be late with Alucard at the table

    • @trigonosefal2525
      @trigonosefal2525 10 месяцев назад +2

      Mf from denmark that as no ennemi🗿

    • @lokir.4974
      @lokir.4974 6 месяцев назад +5

      Alucard was out on business, clearly.

    • @MountainMemelord
      @MountainMemelord 6 месяцев назад +8

      He was taking a walk.
      A very enthusiastic walk.

  • @habberdashery1
    @habberdashery1 Год назад +1752

    To be fair, Luke did break into his room and destroy his 70" plasma screen tv, so man got what he deserved, my boy was just tryin' to watch some Adventure Time

  • @ATastyHamSammich
    @ATastyHamSammich Год назад +2866

    When I heard Alucard say "i'm a warrior" in that voice, I damn near busted out laughing. 😂

    • @frenchiee_96
      @frenchiee_96 Год назад +55

      Fleece Johnson is scary lmao

    • @lucaseverett1239
      @lucaseverett1239 Год назад +55

      @@frenchiee_96 I likes ya and I wants ya now we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours

    • @frenchiee_96
      @frenchiee_96 Год назад +13

      @@lucaseverett1239 I'm a warrior lmao

    • @strikewolf6104
      @strikewolf6104 Год назад

      @@frenchiee_96 I want that booty Tom 😂😂

    • @ADsaGenius
      @ADsaGenius Год назад +6

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TrainLover-wt9ix
    @TrainLover-wt9ix 8 месяцев назад +19

    18:53
    CJ:”Jesus Christ, help me!”
    Jesus:”I gotcha homie.”
    *Alucard has been summoned*

  • @riiddisbuk2496
    @riiddisbuk2496 9 месяцев назад +30

    16:50 I remembered this scene and went back to see what he REALLY said (I know you make a paraody out of this, but I LOVED what Alucard really said here).
    He said; *Those who dare to impersonate the dead, are judged to join their RANKS!*

  • @katywallace6836
    @katywallace6836 Год назад +2186

    Seras: "I can't see her too far away"
    Alucard: "Bitch go cross eyed Jesus" 😂😂😂

    • @ajshawn9496
      @ajshawn9496 Год назад +35

      seras...what the heck girl.
      Jesus is the Lord and Savior hallelujah, onto the Lord we praise and serve hallelujah
      🙏🏾🙌🏾✝🔥🍞🍷🐟

    • @katywallace6836
      @katywallace6836 Год назад +11

      @@ajshawn9496 🤣

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 Год назад +19

      "Bleeeh!"

    • @katywallace6836
      @katywallace6836 Год назад +7

      @@Bladedcloud6159 😂

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 11 месяцев назад

      Seras"and you can go sex your own body...master"

  • @pocketmonster1088
    @pocketmonster1088 Год назад +510

    Alucard has so much Black Air Force Energy he retconned himself into being a founding member

  • @notsonoble-6323
    @notsonoble-6323 8 месяцев назад +31

    8:37 to 8:50 just has me rolling because I can imagine CJ being Alucard’s hype man😂

  • @MexicanSpy
    @MexicanSpy Месяц назад +4

    The COD jokes and references makes it funnier since Alucard was added in

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 Год назад +940

    With all the Boondocks references and Alucard’s vendetta against vampires being partly motivated by him hating himself, does that make Alucard both The Booty Warrior AND Uncle Ruckus?

    • @V_Blaze34
      @V_Blaze34 Год назад +58

      Yes

    • @franciscovilches4358
      @franciscovilches4358 11 месяцев назад +47

      AND Coronell Stinkmeaner

    • @Big_Boss194
      @Big_Boss194 11 месяцев назад +43

      ​@@franciscovilches4358 um it's colonel H STINKMEANER for you

    • @RainbowGod666
      @RainbowGod666 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Big_Boss194 ill make sure to sign that up in case i need it

    • @ItachiTsukuyomi98
      @ItachiTsukuyomi98 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@franciscovilches4358Colonel H Muthaphuckin Stinkmeaner and I'm rollin deep

  • @ryansembrano1759
    @ryansembrano1759 Год назад +645

    Damn, Alucard finally went back into the round table after going for a really long enthusiastic walk.

    • @kai8618
      @kai8618 Год назад +55

      Integra: *Realizes too late* NOOOOOOOOO!

    • @vaughnross4158
      @vaughnross4158 Год назад +4

      @@daisyjoy242 you ruined it. You ruined it and I’m leaving…

    • @Mscp9
      @Mscp9 Год назад

      @@vaughnross4158 they just don’t get it it’s okay

    • @Vivid_Sky23
      @Vivid_Sky23 Год назад

      That's canon now

    • @robashley8216
      @robashley8216 Год назад +1

      Did you even read my Christmas list?!!

  • @Alucard-Helsing
    @Alucard-Helsing 7 месяцев назад +7

    "i like ya, an i want ya"

    • @riiddisbuk2496
      @riiddisbuk2496 6 месяцев назад +1

      Now we can do this the easy way or the HAAAAAAAAAARD way. The choice is yours.

  • @squirreltamer2548
    @squirreltamer2548 Год назад +35

    13:41 “Oh shame for you, you’ve activated my Alucard!” 12:19 is the funniest edit ever!

  • @thomasstewart1380
    @thomasstewart1380 Год назад +2270

    Y'know as much as everyone calls Madara the biggest flexer in anime, I think Alucard deserves it most. Literally every fight is him just flexing. Even the ones where's he supposed to be serious. I mean, the ENTIRE plot of the villains was just a plan to solely kill HIM. And they succeed. Their plan works exactly as advertised. But then he just says no and comes back to life anyway with, ironically, even more power.

    • @ID_Playz
      @ID_Playz Год назад +58

      same for madara they redid whole plot and added kaguya to kill him and u can see plotholes thats bc creator made him too strong and he most likely gon be revived in boruto

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 Год назад +32

      Nah bro alucard summoned an army to fight an army. Madara just fought the whole world solo just to show off.

    • @thomasstewart1380
      @thomasstewart1380 Год назад +10

      @@protalghulnist4126 That army is basically the same as Madara using the Wood Clones. It's still just his power.

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 Год назад +5

      @@thomasstewart1380 First of all the army isn't just his power, it's all his past victims. Second Madara didn't use shadow clones against the army, he only used them against the kage.

    • @thomasstewart1380
      @thomasstewart1380 Год назад +24

      @@protalghulnist4126 My guy it aint that deep. No need to overanalyze. I'm not trying to downplay your precious Marada. Him summoning his victims is still his power. The clone thing was literally just for drawing parallels to illustrate that point.

  • @pkinkling
    @pkinkling Год назад +7673

    Alucard doesn't spin the block, he rotates the facility.
    Edit: Wtf, 6K, I'm famous

    • @gravekeepersven82
      @gravekeepersven82 Год назад +153

      Facts

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction Год назад +144

      did he frown ONCE in the anime xD??

    • @Nooitheone
      @Nooitheone Год назад +18

      💀

    • @JGD44
      @JGD44 Год назад +112

      @@NDJunction when Anderson chose to become a monster.

    • @ghifariasoka8272
      @ghifariasoka8272 Год назад +51

      Gyrates the entire surrounding mayhaps

  • @OrendaSaki
    @OrendaSaki 7 месяцев назад +5

    Just a fun fact: Abridged used a lot of music from the original early 2000's anime. That OST slaps

  • @ameekasoar
    @ameekasoar 6 месяцев назад +9

    8:03 That was a 70 inch PLASMA TV!

    • @riiddisbuk2496
      @riiddisbuk2496 6 месяцев назад

      8:21

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 2 месяца назад +2

      “So! What can *_I_* do for you?”

  • @naystergirl247
    @naystergirl247 Год назад +486

    I love how he mixed stinkmeaner’s voice with the booty warrior quotes 😂 love the boondocks reference

  • @mosesmm5473
    @mosesmm5473 Год назад +938

    Anderson as a Black preacher and Alucard as Fleece Johnson just makes this entire thing all the better as I'm just waiting for Riley to show up and call somebody gay

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад

      @Groisu
      *§̸̼̿å̷̠̃¥̵͚́ ̸̻́w̴͚̎h̸̬́å̸̞̔†̷̨̈́ ̴͙̑å̷̼̔g̵̲̾ḁ̷̊͑ï̴̠̀ñ̴̨̄*

    • @dayhop3257
      @dayhop3257 Год назад +10

      Same 😂

    • @hogiparker7924
      @hogiparker7924 Год назад +23

      Hellsing x Boondocks crossover would make millions

    • @takeruneverborn4740
      @takeruneverborn4740 Год назад +8

      Not going to lie though Alcuard is a Mix of Fleece Johnson and some shades of Unkle Rukus but you was spot on with Anderson being a Catholic Priest Version of Stinkmeaner

  • @Sage_SP
    @Sage_SP 8 месяцев назад +4

    For anyone confused yes, there is an audio cut at 12:53

  • @alangordon8194
    @alangordon8194 Год назад +25

    CJ without a doubt your edits and content is the best I've seen keep it up some clever and enjoyable clips thankyou bud

  • @OmegaShonJon
    @OmegaShonJon Год назад +511

    Alucard pulling up is like fighting the final boss at the start of the game.

  • @supremefankai5480
    @supremefankai5480 Год назад +421

    That Teamfourstar shout-out at the beginning warms my heart. They did alucard justice, with the lols.

    • @hoobadoobamaster8551
      @hoobadoobamaster8551 Год назад +2

      For real

    • @MfwPrivate
      @MfwPrivate Год назад +2

      "Hey guys how's your health plan" The Chills.

    • @hoobadoobamaster8551
      @hoobadoobamaster8551 Год назад

      @@MfwPrivate *starts shooting*

    • @whissea2709
      @whissea2709 Год назад +1

      @@hoobadoobamaster8551 "apparently it's great!"

    • @foam3132
      @foam3132 Год назад

      Just to ask what is the music from 16:22 to 16:31? I'm gonna be spamming this until I find the music (its the part where Alucard rams his plane into the boat)

  • @JustaYoutubeviewer78
    @JustaYoutubeviewer78 7 месяцев назад +7

    Bruh when he went, “I WILL AIR THIS ENTIRE, BITCH, OUT!” I was dying 😂

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 4 месяца назад +9

    Alucard was always on the table
    He's just been... _on a walk_

  • @MfwPrivate
    @MfwPrivate Год назад +604

    Alucard busting the door to the Roundtable down: "Hey guys how's your health plan?"

  • @johnwood7603
    @johnwood7603 Год назад +1501

    Lemme tell you, there's no better feeling than ordering a good meal on takeout, sitting down with your food, and seeing that DJ uploaded.

  • @FastAF_bibi
    @FastAF_bibi 3 месяца назад +4

    The uav joke hits hard this time cuz he actually in cod💀💀💀

  • @AisuDorako
    @AisuDorako 7 месяцев назад +4

    Bruh alucard in cod zombies just became reality 😂

  • @aj-taz_editing
    @aj-taz_editing Год назад +656

    The fact he made alucard into the booty warrior is just perfect

    • @alightning1841
      @alightning1841 Год назад +8

      That was the best impression I've ever heard

    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid Год назад +8

      TBH best way describe the behavior he has with killing his opps, it’s his maximum pleasure

  • @sixheadhydra2317
    @sixheadhydra2317 Год назад +2014

    I’m glad Alucard has finally been added. Both his ultimate and abridged versions deserve a seat 😂

  • @user-nw3ij9lr9n
    @user-nw3ij9lr9n 7 месяцев назад +5

    Man you make this animes so damn slick and funny. Wish there was more cause I just can't get enough. You sound like my fav Wayan brothers. These vids are cook into perfection.

  • @dominickspurr8561
    @dominickspurr8561 11 месяцев назад +5

    Alucard was a founding member, bro was just out for a walk.

  • @kemosabe8814
    @kemosabe8814 Год назад +865

    That Crimson Fucker line was spot on mad respect for the abridged reference!

    • @tax2598
      @tax2598 Год назад +46

      His letters to the pope were goated

    • @terrarianranger5422
      @terrarianranger5422 Год назад +26

      i downloaded twitter so i could follow him

  • @Justin_Ben1
    @Justin_Ben1 Год назад +776

    The abridged version is still golden to this day😂

  • @ahuevodonvader
    @ahuevodonvader 9 месяцев назад +11

    Cant tell you how many friends i sat down to watch the special edition blu rays I own from Hellsing. My boy Alucard was running fades out of boredom. And the voice acting its FUCKING IMMACULATE

  • @karlwilliamsiii8780
    @karlwilliamsiii8780 6 месяцев назад +5

    “ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound” 😂😂😂😂

  • @TeamOneDay
    @TeamOneDay Год назад +395

    The "warrior" segment was just way too good, God damn. What I want to know if Alucard just has a hypeman familiar.

  • @gjshomeofsilliness9391
    @gjshomeofsilliness9391 Год назад +979

    I will now shiver in fear whenever someone says the phrase:
    "I likes ya... and I wants ya."
    The CONNOTATIONS!

    • @robertgorham2985
      @robertgorham2985 Год назад +57

      There's definitely a reason why you should've before. A real dude said that in prison. That's what the boondocks character was based off of.

    • @gjshomeofsilliness9391
      @gjshomeofsilliness9391 Год назад +30

      @@robertgorham2985 That is but ONE of the connotations I was referring to.

    • @DouglasMeloche
      @DouglasMeloche Год назад +16

      AN HE WOHNT!!!

    • @FoldedBook80
      @FoldedBook80 Год назад +9

      @@robertgorham2985 talkin about fleece Johnson

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@gjshomeofsilliness9391wanna know something worse? The real man, Fleece Johnson's release date was years ago lol

  • @8FeetTallEminemOnSteroids
    @8FeetTallEminemOnSteroids 11 месяцев назад +13

    Alucard is a literal embodiment of immortality well he's able to die of he chooses so but ain't noone finna able to kill him

  • @christopherdzedreezy-studi4315
    @christopherdzedreezy-studi4315 Год назад +2

    Bro your voiceover is amazing. It’s fun man. Thank you. Especially the boondock dude

  • @TanstA
    @TanstA Год назад +798

    That Fleece Johnson execution was flawless. 💀

  • @vikeif
    @vikeif 8 месяцев назад +4

    Alucard walking the spongebob foot steps just fucking kills me.

  • @rabidgaming9383
    @rabidgaming9383 5 месяцев назад +4

    Ok. I honestly would watch a whole abridged version with this dude as the voice of every character. This is entertaining

  • @ieatsteel8283
    @ieatsteel8283 Год назад +584

    I never thought I’ll see another Hellsing fan in my lifetime, Thank you CJ doing a video on a REAL FUCKING VAMPIRE.

  • @dailydoseofgenie9148
    @dailydoseofgenie9148 Год назад +425

    Alucard absorbing Schrödinger and vanishing for 30 years only to pull up to Integra's mansion just to troll was the biggest flex. And Seras still didn't sense his presence, so imagine if he did try to kill Integra during his weakened state XD

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku Год назад +10

      But why was the major a cyborg???

    • @mekhie.r.duncan3825
      @mekhie.r.duncan3825 Год назад +8

      @@The_Blue_Otaku something something, he wanted to be one of a kind

    • @francescodavoli8859
      @francescodavoli8859 Год назад +15

      Bruh he ain't weakened, dude has her/his powers now. He is a conceptual being. Literally everywere and nowhere.

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 Год назад +2

      @@francescodavoli8859 Schrodinger was a guy so it's he.

    • @marshalsunrise6582
      @marshalsunrise6582 Год назад +2

      @@The_Blue_Otaku Tried extending his life I think

  • @Blue-gg3ve
    @Blue-gg3ve 2 месяца назад

    Love coming back to this video every once and a while. One of the best videos you made.

  • @VR-Scyru
    @VR-Scyru 8 месяцев назад +7

    This man is golden I will now proceed to watch every video in his catalog 😂

  • @roboman3678
    @roboman3678 Год назад +203

    The whole Alucard fleece Johnson booty warrior dubbing killed me. Laughing the hardest I have in 8 months.

    • @Lou-sleazy
      @Lou-sleazy Год назад +3

      You too huh 🤣🤣 I thought I was gonna die

    • @sashawolfson3602
      @sashawolfson3602 Год назад +2

      Bro, I laugh so hard he made Alucard into the Booty Warrior, and with the hype man in the background 😂 🤣

    • @BlackValor
      @BlackValor Год назад

      Bro is Part Fleece Johnson and Part Stinkmeaner

  • @kaneconqueror6560
    @kaneconqueror6560 Год назад +806

    I'm convinced that Alucard is actually hosting the round table in a spare room of his castle.

    • @2049571
      @2049571 Год назад +48

      That is canon

    • @mrmerfeo4320
      @mrmerfeo4320 Год назад +24

      I love this idea (fact)

    • @codyholley
      @codyholley Год назад +7

      @@mrmerfeo4320 I agree with this

  • @Columbo-lp6ti
    @Columbo-lp6ti 5 месяцев назад +1

    I have rewatched this video probably 100x because of how funny the voices you do are. “Ohhhh nights like this make me so hot” kills me every time

  • @rebelkidswagg
    @rebelkidswagg 9 месяцев назад +3

    Stabbing shorty up to "amazing grace" is wild😂😂😂😂

  • @pixiedream1938
    @pixiedream1938 Год назад +863

    Alucard:"about to fulfill his dream of dying"
    Integra: I don't want that.
    Alucard:*becomes EVEN MORE immortal*

    • @lokir.4974
      @lokir.4974 6 месяцев назад +36

      Alucard: *"Every fucking time, man.."*

  • @Dmobley9901
    @Dmobley9901 Год назад +721

    Honestly, you gotta put at least 90% of the cast of Hellsing on the roundtable as well, at least as associates, because basically anyone who can hang with Alucard is walking with black air force energy by association.

    • @jimmyfirecracker4548
      @jimmyfirecracker4548 Год назад +31

      Unless you're a Wild Goose. Then you're a pack.

    • @Illegal0Insanity
      @Illegal0Insanity Год назад +38

      Anderson for example

    • @sadistictalibangang3610
      @sadistictalibangang3610 Год назад +11

      @@jimmyfirecracker4548 wait the captain was fie

    • @Dmobley9901
      @Dmobley9901 Год назад +53

      @@sadistictalibangang3610 Yeah, Pip doesn't get much credit, man was a human fighting a war against an army of vampires with a small merc company and somehow held his own until one of the top ranks showed up, then man is almost single-handedly responsible for Seras upgrading to full demon timing all the time, and somehow managed to get the girl even after he was already dead-

    • @jimmyfirecracker4548
      @jimmyfirecracker4548 Год назад +16

      @@Dmobley9901 Yeah, that *is* fair, but my man DID still lose his body and is essentially a ping-pong ball inside Seras's conscious mind. Dunno if I can call that a W.

  • @dagayle06
    @dagayle06 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Daaammn! He shot dat nigga in tha mouf" that line flat lined me bruh 🤣🤣🤣 I couldn't even catch my breath 😂

  • @KainSpada09
    @KainSpada09 2 месяца назад +3

    This is probably the best parody I've seen since abridged

  • @bussing666
    @bussing666 Год назад +576

    8:15 the whole booty warrior had me dead I couldnt breath the whole time I was laughing too hard

    • @chrisedmonds4022
      @chrisedmonds4022 Год назад +24

      That shit was hella funny

    • @shadowwilson7282
      @shadowwilson7282 Год назад +5

      Underrated moment 🤣

    • @Pieslullaby
      @Pieslullaby Год назад +16

      Alucard as a booty warrior would be terrifying

    • @Devourer_of_Worlds
      @Devourer_of_Worlds Год назад

      Alucard in the show: A FUCKING MENACE TO SOCIETY
      Alucard here: gay ass booty warrior

    • @karonmcdaniel3056
      @karonmcdaniel3056 Год назад +1

      @@Pieslullaby fir real cause the booty warriors already supernatural powers just got buffed

  • @cap90parker0
    @cap90parker0 Год назад +661

    I'm telling you man, you need to make your own Adbridge series. Because the dialogue you make for these scenes are straight up Gold. 😁🤣

    • @kelyuku
      @kelyuku Год назад +14

      Yes sir

    • @mreverhard8070
      @mreverhard8070 Год назад +11

      Someone has obviously never seen the TFS abridged of Hellsing Ultimate. And CJ uses a good chunk of Boondock references. He wouldn't make it past the pilot.

    • @lonelamba1262
      @lonelamba1262 Год назад +9

      @@mreverhard8070 unfortunately true,but his content is fire tho

    • @cap90parker0
      @cap90parker0 Год назад

      @@mreverhard8070 I've seen TFS Hellsing ultimate and know what Boondocks is, but I just his take on them little bit more.

    • @cap90parker0
      @cap90parker0 Год назад

      @@lonelamba1262 not true

  • @brianvance1178
    @brianvance1178 2 месяца назад +3

    Alucard is a lunatic and we LOVE HIM for it

  • @vanderncalmus1160
    @vanderncalmus1160 3 месяца назад +5

    hey I know it's been a year but... The creature Anderson turned into is called The King Of Thorns. The short version is that it's a vengeful wraith born as result of the souls of martyrs and those who have died as a result of religious persecution coming together and possessing and corrupting a good hearted individual for the sole purpose of venting thousands of years worth of anger and resentment on anything and everything around it until the host is either killed or inevitably disintegrates as a result of having all of those angry and vengeful souls forcefully drawn and trapped into their body with no other way out than for the host to...fall apart. Just thought I'd throw that interesting bit of lore out there.

    • @aurabender150
      @aurabender150 2 дня назад

      That... kind of adds another level of tragedy to Anderson's decision. There's no doubt that he knew about this creature and what it would do to him, and he still went and did it. Hell, he probably figured he was going to die anyway in fighting Alucard (or not, my memory of Hellsing is a bit fuzzy), so why not take the chance with that holy relic.

    • @vanderncalmus1160
      @vanderncalmus1160 2 дня назад

      @@aurabender150 because the Nail Of Helena is a cursed artifact. Sure it pierced Christ's body but that doesn't nullify it's malicious purpose nor does it erase the resentment and hate that the people who used it to pin him to the cross channeled into it. That hate and resentment formed what's called a soul binding curse. Soul binding curses are curses that turn the afflicted into a monster, granting them powerful magics, enhanced senses, otherworldly strength, and animal like agility/reflexes. But all this comes at the cost of damning the afflicteds soul. This is an irreversible process that not only rids them of aspects like compassion, mercy, empathy, and remorse. In short they more or less become a beast driven by the worst and most primal aspects of their nature. It also completely numbs them to pain both emotional. And finally upon death the afflicted is condemned to hell. In other words Anderson had no chance of redemption what so ever. 😭

  • @JOKA03
    @JOKA03 Год назад +1230

    Quality is insane. He just can't disappoint with his content

    • @Maslover-es9qx
      @Maslover-es9qx Год назад +4

      !!!

    • @Gtm44
      @Gtm44 Год назад +4

      That ‘ is throwing me off.

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight 11 месяцев назад

      Basic content every other anime nigga is giving

  • @stilldicee9778
    @stilldicee9778 Год назад +453

    "Wrong, I'm a warrior" That line alone should've terrified him enough.

    • @randomchick7825
      @randomchick7825 Год назад +19

      i would’ve run-😭😭

    • @stilldicee9778
      @stilldicee9778 Год назад +16

      @@randomchick7825 I likes ya... and I wants ya... now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.... wus it gon' be....?

    • @D3vilB4sket
      @D3vilB4sket Год назад +2

      It terrified me *MORE* than enough

    • @4heavenly
      @4heavenly Год назад +1

      Shit had me shook 😂all down hill from here 😅

    • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
      @user-xg8rl8zs9h Год назад +2

      @@stilldicee9778 *_(WHAT YOU WANT YOU FOOL)_*

  • @monkeydrajanka4798
    @monkeydrajanka4798 8 месяцев назад +5

    15:50 Thats The Theme Of The Shadow Temple From The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time

  • @annmarieroyal
    @annmarieroyal 4 месяца назад +5

    22:04 I think Alucard should be added to mortal kombat

  • @rolandholmdahl797
    @rolandholmdahl797 Год назад +354

    Alucard is a founding member of Black Airforce, but he only showed up like once at the first meeting and didn't come back until now.
    Similar to Blast, as he shows up once and vanishes until much later.
    So it makes sense why Alucard isn't in the picture, because he's always out clapping night creatures up until recently to check in on the organization he helped in founding, and was pleased that his empty seat was waiting for him all this time.

    • @nickneckerman2220
      @nickneckerman2220 Год назад +12

      He's always going out for walks

    • @jal1656
      @jal1656 Год назад +2

      If Alucard is a founding member then what is Guts?

    • @toffen5454
      @toffen5454 Год назад +7

      He's in his room watching from his 72 inch plasma tv screen with netflix

    • @rolandholmdahl797
      @rolandholmdahl797 Год назад +8

      @@jal1656 He didn't show up for the first meeting, as he felt like he didn't need to.

    • @rolandholmdahl797
      @rolandholmdahl797 Год назад +3

      @@toffen5454 I forgot that. He was also binging One Piece and other animes on his TV.

  • @mickeysupreme5173
    @mickeysupreme5173 Год назад +529

    I just wanna state the fact he turned Alucard into a whole Playboi Carti mixtape 🤣

    • @odoudeybrayn8104
      @odoudeybrayn8104 Год назад +16

      Like for real😭😭

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 Год назад +3

      Bro turned him into the Booty Warrior from Boondocks

    • @loveonthehills7089
      @loveonthehills7089 Год назад +1

      Whats the song's name ?

    • @frankiesinn3557
      @frankiesinn3557 Год назад

      It fits so well. Who knew Carti would make the ultimate Hellsing soundtrack

    • @frankiesinn3557
      @frankiesinn3557 Год назад

      @@loveonthehills7089 When he crashed the jet it was "On that Time"

  • @GodZilla-tg8ph
    @GodZilla-tg8ph Год назад +5

    8:20 knew exactly where that was going and wasn’t disappointed

  • @takashinijino2257
    @takashinijino2257 5 месяцев назад +2

    The minute Alucard said “ I’m a warrior.” The N was screwed literally!😂

  • @jp3achtr33p6
    @jp3achtr33p6 Год назад +673

    Who else would just straight up watch an abridged version of anything CJ does at this point? Every single video kills me 💀

  • @TheKingBalor5
    @TheKingBalor5 Год назад +4196

    To anyone who asked why Alucard wasn’t at the round table, he was always there he just… went for a walk
    Me (sees all the likes): This doin numbers

  • @johnmorris982
    @johnmorris982 4 месяца назад +5

    4:44 PACKIN 💀

  • @MrMajin_
    @MrMajin_ 6 месяцев назад +3

    How haven't I heard or watched this before. Alucard is like a vampire kenpachi. And i'm a kenpachi fan so this man is automatically one of my favourite anime characters.

  • @liiljay11
    @liiljay11 Год назад +238

    Alucard with the spongebob sound effects when he walking and simultaneously being called the greatest opp to ever live is series of events i didnt know i need in my life but im grateful i got it 😂😂😂

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 Год назад +440

    "Vamp Boy and Vamp Girl sittin' in a tree, P-A-C-K-I-N-G! Packing!!"
    I died!! Missed you CJ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BluntlyBean
    @BluntlyBean 9 месяцев назад +2

    Madea as Aluccard on the first 5 minutes

  • @jstdavis3
    @jstdavis3 Месяц назад +1

    Any believe I’m just now finding your channel. I am loving these videos!

  • @okami-chan9772
    @okami-chan9772 Год назад +884

    Kudos to the creators who made the show for using the catboy to be the literal physical embodiment of Schrodinger's Cat; even naming him Schrodinger! That's pretty clever right there.

    • @leoniet.6744
      @leoniet.6744 Год назад +10

      Whats schroedingers cat?

    • @romeohardy985
      @romeohardy985 Год назад +1

      @@leoniet.6744 A thought experiment proposed by Schrödinger, if you put a cat into a box and it has a 50/50% chance to die, until you open the box the cat is technically in a state of being dead and alive at the same time.

    • @leoniet.6744
      @leoniet.6744 Год назад +11

      @@romeohardy985 thanks for explainung but Holy shit - why would they do That tho

    • @Gage-bk7cn
      @Gage-bk7cn Год назад +41

      ​​@@leoniet.6744 They never did it for real I think it was a hypothetical

    • @leoniet.6744
      @leoniet.6744 Год назад +4

      @@Gage-bk7cn ok thanks for the Explantation