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  • @uzumaki403
    @uzumaki403 Год назад +30877

    What's terrifying is her injuries aren't canon, in the manga and light novel she didn't lose any limbs. She's so much of a menace that the anime got scared and nerfed her.

  • @viscountrainbows2857
    @viscountrainbows2857 Год назад +3438

    Roberta pull up like
    "I'm here to clean."
    "But there is no mess here."
    "Did I fucking stutter?"

    • @yazzy3177
      @yazzy3177 Год назад +13

      that wasnt funny

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 Год назад

      Fred: THAT Position IS Taken Bitch. But you Can Make The Messes

    • @zomeiarkaan5696
      @zomeiarkaan5696 Год назад +6

      @@yazzy3177 fax

    • @LOKEE414
      @LOKEE414 Год назад +38

      ​@@yazzy3177 he wasn't trying to be funny

    • @PurotheLatexWolf-hw4gm
      @PurotheLatexWolf-hw4gm Год назад +26

      ​@Yazzy yall fr, it's literally a joke it doesn't have to be funny

  • @georgevega794
    @georgevega794 8 месяцев назад +1069

    If Kratos had a child with Roberta, that child would be the most feared and compassionate child ever.

    • @monalisa-he1gg
      @monalisa-he1gg 7 месяцев назад +24

      What would the childs name be?

    • @mavvynne444
      @mavvynne444 7 месяцев назад +59

      @@monalisa-he1gg Nariko

    • @monalisa-he1gg
      @monalisa-he1gg 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@mavvynne444 cool

    • @zqninja3334
      @zqninja3334 7 месяцев назад +50

      Madara Uchiha

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@zqninja3334🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @overdrive65
    @overdrive65 Год назад +2082

    I love how when it came to Roberta, nobody really beat her
    They survived her

    • @mavvynne444
      @mavvynne444 7 месяцев назад +18

      *Ginji, Chang & Balalaika has entered the chat

    • @yourlocalgamer9851
      @yourlocalgamer9851 6 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@mavvynne444Ginji Wouldn't Be Able To Beat Her But Chang Can

    • @Sparks2490
      @Sparks2490 5 месяцев назад +54

      ​@@mavvynne444 From the people you listed, only Balalaika stands a chance, and that's with her squad.

    • @Wildgamer2205
      @Wildgamer2205 3 месяца назад +12

      @@Sparks2490 Balalaika is a former Soviet Airborne sniper and she can hit a target from half a mile out and she has years of actual military combat expiernce in the Soviet war in Afghanistan to back that up besides they are roughly the same age so aside from Roberta's insane agility they are evenly matched on all other fronts

    • @Sparks2490
      @Sparks2490 3 месяца назад +9

      @@Wildgamer2205 And who says Roberta doesn't have military experience as well? Also where did you get the "can hit the target from half a mile out" thing from? She never did that in anime. "Roughly the same age" is bs, it's very obvious that Roberta is way younger than Balalaika. Also come on, that mf took a shot from a .50cal and kept on moving like nothing happened, do you really think Balalaika would be able to stop her?

  • @jaded3160
    @jaded3160 Год назад +5230

    Roberta in the anime is literally the quiet kid in school, nothing special on the outside and nothing wrong, but on the inside she literally puts on the forces and catches everyones fade.

    • @fatraccoon9123
      @fatraccoon9123 Год назад +140

      Thought you was gonna say pull a gun out of her backpack

    • @Memerproductions
      @Memerproductions Год назад +18

      Name of the anime she's from

    • @noniluke
      @noniluke Год назад +63

      @@Memerproductions black lagoon

    • @omnifox1984
      @omnifox1984 Год назад +27

      Black tims*

    • @BlackMalice21
      @BlackMalice21 Год назад +30

      Black lagoon. If you interested in this look up jormungand also. Both good anime oh and gangsta.

  • @kokaomf
    @kokaomf Год назад +1351

    The funniest shit is:
    The episode where Roberta debuts is perfectly named: "MAID TO KILL"

  • @matthewyoung6516
    @matthewyoung6516 Год назад +3095

    The three strongest women in this series should be in the round table tbh Balalaika the Brains, Revy the Brawns and and Roberta the Berserker 💀

    • @lostbozo8014
      @lostbozo8014 Год назад +30

      What's the anime name

    • @JaimeD.
      @JaimeD. Год назад +128

      @@lostbozo8014 Black Lagoon. It has the original anime and the OVA anime too. Good anime.

    • @Crowbar-il8hk
      @Crowbar-il8hk Год назад +13

      Balalaika isn't worthy lol

    • @nhojtheomnipotent3878
      @nhojtheomnipotent3878 Год назад +49

      @@Crowbar-il8hk I know I agree Balalaika isn’t really terrifying to me Roberta actually terrifying she a nightmare she turned that jungle into a horror movie in the final fight in “Roberta’s Blood Trail”! 😈🐺

    • @zigslotheon
      @zigslotheon Год назад +3

      Rebecca?

  • @IBW_3000
    @IBW_3000 Год назад +1036

    Fun fact, in the anime Rock actually did compare her to the T-800, and Dutch agreed with him a little later.

    • @JaimeD.
      @JaimeD. Год назад +65

      That scene still cracks me up to this day.

    • @stephanschultz3547
      @stephanschultz3547 Год назад +36

      Don't treat her like a person think of her like a killing machine Dutch is cool as shit

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 Год назад +17

      I’d say she’s a T-1800

    • @rikisaepudin5635
      @rikisaepudin5635 8 месяцев назад +6

      Ah i forgot that's momen dutch and rock bet right 😂

    • @neoblazezz
      @neoblazezz 8 месяцев назад +1

      so why did belonca try saving the usa guys? or was it cez all 6 were already dead?

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Год назад +4000

    Despite Roberta loosing enough stuff that she can now cosplay as a pirate, I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out that it was all intentional so she can put an entire cache of hidden weapons inside of the missing parts. Like her false leg is secretly a minigun or some shit.

    • @bajanluva031
      @bajanluva031 Год назад +453

      Those injuries aren't canon in the Manga

    • @evos469
      @evos469 Год назад +202

      If they do a part 3 for Black lagoon and it involves Roberta that is exactly what is going to happen.

    • @akatsukigajou1639
      @akatsukigajou1639 Год назад +47

      @@bajanluva031 ah you watch the manga aswell.

    • @sharifbrown3567
      @sharifbrown3567 Год назад +159

      @@akatsukigajou1639 "watch the manga"

    • @tannernatebryce6259
      @tannernatebryce6259 Год назад +27

      @@akatsukigajou1639 WHERE THE FUCKING SAUUUUUCE FOR YOUR PFP

  • @dragon2218
    @dragon2218 Год назад +1638

    What makes Roberta telling Revy her bootlaces are untied funnier, is that Revy's boots are *always* untied and Revy herself even says she isn't gonna fall for that... But she does anyway
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Awesome55055
    @Awesome55055 Год назад +1604

    As Colombian, I think they did a great job. First, there are a lot of women in their ranks (if you see other guerrillas), and they suffer a lot, due to they are enlisted (not necessary by force, but cause there is no option, because poverty, isolation and there is any option to progress), at a young age, they have to suffer not only the same training as any male, but also they have to serve sexually their superiors, they have to do abortions or be killed if they refuse. So, they got their mind far twisted than a male insurgent, and you can see that in combat or terrorist attacks. If you talk with Colombian soldiers ( I had to due to my job), they will tell you that women are the most sadistic and dangerous insurgent in FARC ranges (also FARC, is the most dangerous guerrilla in America).Moreover, during the combat in season 3 we can see that she was a "Pisa suave", that is an elite unit of the FARC, that are trained for stealth mission, they are trained to survive in the jungle at a young age, naked (cause clothes and shoes are noisy), no food, no water, only explosives and a gun called "Mata policias" or police killer, that shoots projectiles that break through Kevlar (as we see in the anime). The rate of mortality is very high, but the survivors are the deadliest killers in FARC ranges. Finally, she lives in Venezuela, the only place where an ex-FARC (because, nobody wants to go to Cuba), could try a normal life. I think that they did a great job about the background of Roberta, especially the disappointed about revolutionist Ideals and how they start to traffic drugs to generate profits.

    • @The_preserver_x16
      @The_preserver_x16 Год назад +94

      Holy shit

    • @alyssastankovic2684
      @alyssastankovic2684 Год назад +75

      Damm thanks for sharing!

    • @justanotherweeb7403
      @justanotherweeb7403 11 месяцев назад +55

      Jesus Christ-

    • @Karlsefnii
      @Karlsefnii 11 месяцев назад +48

      You stole that from the El Sol se Recuesta comment section. You ain’t slick.

    • @johnstaker6706
      @johnstaker6706 11 месяцев назад +30

      can you give examples of how sadistic and dangerous the women farc can be

  • @michaelcordero7061
    @michaelcordero7061 Год назад +790

    Notice how revy was pretty much untouchable until Roberta showed up. And then Roberta proceeded to knock her out in 10 God damn seconds.

  • @trevorghalt1881
    @trevorghalt1881 Год назад +1734

    Roberta is built like Deathstroke and you know she's a menace when she can fight with the main character and doesn't feel nerfed afterwards

  • @SeelkadoomandJokic00
    @SeelkadoomandJokic00 Год назад +947

    Roberta is such a menace to society, they gave a whole SEASON dedicated to her (I basically call that ova series a new season)

    • @dilan.b8800
      @dilan.b8800 Год назад +2

      What season is it?

    • @SeelkadoomandJokic00
      @SeelkadoomandJokic00 Год назад +77

      @@dilan.b8800 It's basically season 3. It's called Black Lagoon Robertas Blood Trial.

    • @killhate266
      @killhate266 Год назад +4

      @@SeelkadoomandJokic00 what’s the original? Wanna watch everything

    • @ChuckyBeingChucky
      @ChuckyBeingChucky Год назад

      @@killhate266 Black Lagoon

    • @Jaystiles7
      @Jaystiles7 Год назад

      @@killhate266 black lagoon

  • @ojojoestar
    @ojojoestar Год назад +826

    Levi: I’m humanity’s strongest soldier
    Roberta: hold my beer

    • @c.dl0l384
      @c.dl0l384 Год назад +40

      Nah hold my vodka bru

    • @lolcatize12
      @lolcatize12 10 месяцев назад +26

      @@c.dl0l384 HOLD MY ANTI PSYCHOTICS

    • @actuallymerlin
      @actuallymerlin 8 месяцев назад +9

      it should be hold my pack ima get a new one

    • @KingDummeh808
      @KingDummeh808 8 месяцев назад +10

      Yujiro: That's My Beer Now

    • @yasmintarek80
      @yasmintarek80 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@lolcatize12RBTA : Hold my creambeer from Harry Potter

  • @nestamanzi3067
    @nestamanzi3067 8 месяцев назад +182

    She’s the embodiment of “She’s not trapped in here with us, we’re trapped in here with her.” Roberta shares some qualities with Doom Slayer and Terminator. She is her. 🥶

  • @kammhia397gaming9
    @kammhia397gaming9 Год назад +507

    Roberta single-handedly turned black lagoon from an action anime to a straight-up horror movie whenever she is on screen.

    • @mkprovince
      @mkprovince Год назад +21

      Horror?! No, no, no.... It's outright Horror Survival! Plus, the survival rate is pretty bad for the targets.

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma Год назад +15

      It goes from an action anime to Dead By Daylight with The Entity itself being the killer and its The Entity hunting the survivors AND the other killers.

  • @musicseasin875
    @musicseasin875 Год назад +4649

    Its absolutely crazy that Roberta actually lost no Limbs in the Manga. She was that powerful. She was so powerful she had to be nerfed in the anime. If she wasn't nerfed, everybody would be done for. She's literally an invincible Super Soldier that has killed thousands of people and has no emotion in doing so.
    Not only that, Roberta outsmarted Revy and yea almost killed her too. That's enough to put her in the Round table of Menaces.

    • @ayuma781
      @ayuma781 Год назад +31

      Bro whats the Animes Name ??

    • @dried_1901
      @dried_1901 Год назад +111

      @@ayuma781 black lagoon

    • @Dan-rw2dq
      @Dan-rw2dq Год назад +51

      Jesus she's worse than in the anime!

    • @ianmig
      @ianmig Год назад

      So... Ou had to steal the comment, right? Waste of breath

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma Год назад +176

      @@Dan-rw2dq She's actually worse in the manga considering she got nerfed in the anime. But like Buddha nerfing Sun Wukong, it still wasn't enough to stop Roberta from being one of the greatest menances to grace the face of the Round Table. Now I wonder when Keyearu from Redo of Healer is joining the round table.

  • @mukpunch9330
    @mukpunch9330 Год назад +224

    The fact that they had to nerf her is crazy, she actually NEVER GOT INJURED, but they had to redo her character for whatever reason. ROBERTA DID ALL OF THAT AND WALKED AWAY WITHOUT A SCRATCH, SHES A TRUE DEMON (a true maid of black air force energy).

  • @zaxbitterzen2178
    @zaxbitterzen2178 Год назад +79

    She's like a Hellsing character that forgot what series she was in lmao

    • @paxtonjohnson2488
      @paxtonjohnson2488 8 месяцев назад +6

      True

    • @takebacktheholyland9306
      @takebacktheholyland9306 7 месяцев назад +15

      She's even got the crucifix necklace

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 3 месяца назад +3

      @@takebacktheholyland9306and the sadistic look on her face

    • @lynxore_
      @lynxore_ Месяц назад +1

      @@John-Stark she even got the glasses flare in some scenes

  • @kira2650
    @kira2650 Год назад +4581

    This man doesn't post often. But when he does it's a banger.

  • @jarielwilliams9856
    @jarielwilliams9856 Год назад +5526

    Roberta is basically the incarnation of a house wife with the maxed form of motherhood. If you mess with her husband or kids you are going to be erased.

    • @Rodolfo_Ramos
      @Rodolfo_Ramos Год назад +478

      According to your statement, she's a waifu material but with special requirements in order to keep her calm, for example: you DON'T want to get her mad or break up with her

    • @wgs5643
      @wgs5643 Год назад +143

      @@Rodolfo_Ramos I personally agree

    • @sandk7969
      @sandk7969 Год назад +181

      @@Rodolfo_Ramos a faithful traditional wife is always welcomed

    • @soscobra
      @soscobra Год назад +92

      So basically she is Yor, got it.

    • @wgs5643
      @wgs5643 Год назад +148

      @@soscobra nah Yor is a gentler Reberta

  • @cyberpsychodavid
    @cyberpsychodavid Год назад +467

    Tbh, I would like to have her as my bodyguard fr. Like who doesn't, she'd literally sacrifice her life for you if you're close to her. That's some hardcore dedication if you ask me.

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 8 месяцев назад +11

      I feel like ANYONE who watches Black Lagoon would want Roberta as a Bodyguard

  • @robertgray3710
    @robertgray3710 Год назад +408

    So she only lost her fingers running into a claymore, got sniped and ate it and got shot in the head twice and can control a barret and grenade launcher with 1 hand with no recoil and without looking, minus the drugs and psychopathic mentality, what a woman

    • @rebeccalotto8001
      @rebeccalotto8001 Год назад +23

      you should see her in the black lagoon manga

    • @soomitsunami5936
      @soomitsunami5936 5 месяцев назад +8

      She didn’t lose any limbs in the manga

  • @eriksikora2868
    @eriksikora2868 Год назад +687

    I wanna imagine this city's bartender as the most hardened badass in this entire series. The shit this poor man puts up with on a daily basis

    • @navimana
      @navimana Год назад +127

      Ik his insurance is crazy

    • @eriksikora2868
      @eriksikora2868 Год назад +121

      @@navimana Revy walks in, he just pulls a gun, like "GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT RIGHT NOW!"

    • @Novafan
      @Novafan Год назад +81

      @@navimana Balailaka definitely gotta pay him hella bread for what the lagoon company be doin

    • @navimana
      @navimana Год назад +64

      @@Novafan fr like how many damn times does this mans bar get shot tf up 💀

    • @LILJAYCHRONIKLES
      @LILJAYCHRONIKLES Год назад +64

      That man is the adult version of the Cabage salesman from Avatar

  • @bamshakfwangyil1301
    @bamshakfwangyil1301 Год назад +1356

    Tbh Balalaika probably deserves a spot on the round table, she might not have as many showings as Roberta and Revy but she’s probably the most dangerous person in black lagoon period

    • @ninetailedsamurai3536
      @ninetailedsamurai3536 Год назад +255

      Oh yeah for sure dude she started a war with the Yakuza just because she felt like it and massacred them all

    • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
      @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 Год назад +21

      I'd say Gendo Ikari easily sit that shit (both anime and rebuild versions)

    • @stronkgork5582
      @stronkgork5582 Год назад +97

      Balalaika is absolute menace a super soldier remember what she did to twins?
      idk if second twin died cuz of her but first one sure did

    • @spanishboy4331
      @spanishboy4331 Год назад +46

      @@stronkgork5582 the other twin was shot after landing on the port

    • @stronkgork5582
      @stronkgork5582 Год назад +11

      @@spanishboy4331 yeah i know that but idk who paid a money to that guy who killed the other twin

  • @Bathtub_Toaster
    @Bathtub_Toaster Год назад +344

    Six months later and I'm still waiting for the Balalaika episode.

    • @nn_austin2181
      @nn_austin2181 Год назад +4

      I love my Bala but I don't think she's black air force material

    • @Bathtub_Toaster
      @Bathtub_Toaster Год назад +49

      @@nn_austin2181 Did we watch the same show? I would rather go up against a pissed off Roberta than cross Balalaika.

    • @tiredbylife.5589
      @tiredbylife.5589 Год назад +39

      ​@nn_austin2181 The backstory of Balalaika and her military days is already enough to justify her black air force energy. Hell rewatch the Japan arc. Balalaika is darker than black air force energy

    • @Bathtub_Toaster
      @Bathtub_Toaster Год назад +20

      @@tiredbylife.5589 Can't forget the fountain scene.

    • @r.r.n8998
      @r.r.n8998 Год назад +1

      @@tiredbylife.5589 she doc martens energy

  • @zacharyhansen9103
    @zacharyhansen9103 2 месяца назад +11

    Roberta is actually walking around with a SHOTGUN saying “I just wanna talk to them”.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Год назад +1859

    If someone were to Google the word “savage” Roberta needs to be in one of the top results

  • @unholydiver1095
    @unholydiver1095 Год назад +374

    Roberta, Revy, and Balalaika. Three of the most badass menaces in one anime. Man, I love Black Lagoon

    • @kailuun
      @kailuun Год назад +21

      Even Benny says as much in the anime.

    • @theamazingspiderwuss4236
      @theamazingspiderwuss4236 Год назад +12

      Mr Chang kinda built different too. Hell revy even admits out loud that she’s basically fodder to chang when it comes to gunplay

    • @nicofolkersma2535
      @nicofolkersma2535 Год назад +1

      You forgot the 2nd group, Eda, Shenhua, Yolanda, Gretel and my personal favourite (after Roberts) Frederica Sawyer. And Hollywood is complaining there are no series with strong women.

  • @johnsmithfakename8422
    @johnsmithfakename8422 Год назад +94

    The dad knew who the family's enemies were ... they didn't know who the maid is.
    I watched her movie and read the manga. I really HATED that they had to nerf her in the animation because it made her LESS TERRIFYING. She's the embodiment of "Fuck around and find out." 2 groups fucked around with her and found out, but the second group was more successful. That nerf made her less of an unstoppable engine of destruction and more human.
    I liked her as an unstoppable engine of destruction. In my opinion the movie is not cannon.

    • @lazarmarinkovic8486
      @lazarmarinkovic8486 6 месяцев назад +12

      I think the reason they did it that way was to prove a point, that the only things that can stop her are a bullet to her head and her young master, cos other wise she will not STOP like a fucking terminator

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph Год назад +111

    16:05 That’s the shit _nightmares_ are made of. Look at the chick’s face, she’s praying to god it’s all a dream lmao

  • @MrSolomonGaming
    @MrSolomonGaming Год назад +2407

    Kinda just cements Revy's spot in the Table when she can duel Roberta to a standstill like that. Not only surviving nearly a whole night in a gun-fight with her but also landing a draw in Hand to Hand.

    • @kai8618
      @kai8618 Год назад +232

      And yet, she was smart not to go near an insane Roberta

    • @simmonsmichael317
      @simmonsmichael317 Год назад +160

      @@kai8618 would you? It’s nice to see a smart protagonist 😂

    • @Frazier16
      @Frazier16 Год назад +7

      Well revy would proably have more hand to hand combat experience since soldiers dont train for it that much

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 Год назад +22

      You just gonna ignore Balalaika like that when she was the one that stopped both of them from killing each other?

    • @ZEKE321
      @ZEKE321 Год назад

      That after she crashed a car blew herself up had a gunshot wit the cartel and not to mention RAN after a speeding car I don’t think they even

  • @cloudstrife3074
    @cloudstrife3074 Год назад +1278

    If you ever thought about wanting to live in the anime world, just know, Roberta is a menace, but she's a small fish in a big pond compared to many other menances.

    • @Niggcolo
      @Niggcolo Год назад +77

      Like kid buu

    • @only1mir129
      @only1mir129 Год назад +301

      Yea but black lagoon is the closest to normal people that are menaces😭

    • @KG45Brham
      @KG45Brham Год назад +66

      @@Niggcolo Cesspool of menaces

    • @lemongrab9044
      @lemongrab9044 Год назад

      However in black lagoon she is very feared lol. So she's more like a damn Orca

    • @Nopeeeeeeeeeeeer
      @Nopeeeeeeeeeeeer Год назад +10

      Look at us early

  • @Aceofwolves
    @Aceofwolves Год назад +57

    In the manga she's a whole other level. She broke the chainsaw with her TEETH.

    • @dingo4ever369
      @dingo4ever369 3 месяца назад +2

      She did WHAT?!

    • @anthonysaradpon6191
      @anthonysaradpon6191 Месяц назад +2

      Know I'm late but Roberta just snap Sawyer's chainsaw chain with her guns difference in manga the saw is way too close to her face 😁 instead in her chest.

  • @agenttoad3777
    @agenttoad3777 Год назад +108

    This video only told me one thing…
    I need to watch Black Lagoon.

    • @nn_austin2181
      @nn_austin2181 Год назад +15

      Your late to this show Homie, But give it a try anyways

    • @rikisaepudin5635
      @rikisaepudin5635 8 месяцев назад +2

      Watch bro i gave you promise this anime worth

  • @king_kingdom92
    @king_kingdom92 Год назад +1808

    She not a terminator, she’s a terminators worst nightmare.
    The boogeyman for terminator.
    The thing monsters run from when she’s within 100 miles of her.

    • @israelmcclain8097
      @israelmcclain8097 Год назад +77

      As much as I’ve never watched black lagoon, this woman actually terrifys me….

    • @Irmarinen
      @Irmarinen Год назад +102

      She's not the boogeyman. She's the maid you hire to kill the f*cking boogeyman.

    • @roderickspencerjr.2482
      @roderickspencerjr.2482 Год назад +49

      She’s Doom Guys long lost sister

    • @Madkap42
      @Madkap42 Год назад +43

      When he goes to bed at night, Chuck Norris checks his closet for Roberta.

    • @jonni_cool8161
      @jonni_cool8161 Год назад +27

      @@Madkap42 he should’ve checked under the bed…

  • @hhgff778
    @hhgff778 Год назад +1161

    Are we not gonna talk about how Revy survived an RPG to the face and when she woke up she still had a shootout that lasted a whole night and squared of with Roberta even after being shot in the arm, are sure she isn't secretly a supersoldier too?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Год назад +38

      Or a Turian or something?

    • @wildfire5619
      @wildfire5619 Год назад +55

      That wasn't a RPG that was a grenade launcher 40mm

    • @-drowsy.
      @-drowsy. Год назад

      nah fuck revy,

    • @originaljoke4502
      @originaljoke4502 Год назад +43

      thats just called being stubborn

    • @TheTimbs_
      @TheTimbs_ Год назад +36

      That’s called plot armor

  • @TheTimbs_
    @TheTimbs_ Год назад +46

    I love how the maid survives gta iv ragdoll physics and has superhuman strength but gets slumped by a regular human.

  • @andrew49913
    @andrew49913 Год назад +33

    16:15 that man took one for the team.
    he saved all of their lives in exchange for his offspring

  • @TikTokMasterpiece
    @TikTokMasterpiece Год назад +1939

    This chick is beyond saving.
    You’d be lucky to win a court case against her after she took your manhood 😭

  • @ganimelife7470
    @ganimelife7470 Год назад +3714

    The fact that there are people more vicious and durable than her in the world of Roanapor that are either in the shadows or yet to appear is astounding and terrifying.

    • @nathanielwashburn4320
      @nathanielwashburn4320 Год назад +47

      What anime is she from

    • @Fwmonkeys
      @Fwmonkeys Год назад +141

      Black lagoon

    • @Sbzmike
      @Sbzmike Год назад +482

      Give props to the bartender tho, Nigga's bar always get lit up and he still manages to survive

    • @Tesla-on3nf
      @Tesla-on3nf Год назад +1

      @@Sbzmike ong his balls are shaved by jesus himself

    • @ojojoestar
      @ojojoestar Год назад +224

      @@Sbzmike And it’s always revy, everytime she comes to his bar, it’s always in complete chaos💀

  • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
    @Great-Dao-of-Elegance Год назад +58

    The dude who almost beat her before she pulled that belt get of hers should be put at the top of the list. If the dude wasn't so horndog he would've gotten an achievement.

    • @FlightX101
      @FlightX101 16 дней назад +1

      Yea he was actually nasty af and clearly on her level

  • @joshthehammerheadshark7350
    @joshthehammerheadshark7350 Год назад +45

    18:38 OH MY GOD WTF IS SHE MADE OF?!

  • @yaminero4858
    @yaminero4858 Год назад +1798

    The music choices in this episode are immaculate. Nolo’s theme from Acceleracers for the car chase, WAW’s Red Army theme for Balalaika and the mob rolling up, and the Predator Hunting Grounds main theme for the jungle hunt, not to mention the Liberty City theme in the intro. Quality choices.

    • @youngpacaso3585
      @youngpacaso3585 Год назад +66

      Don't forget Gut's theme at the beginning of the vid

    • @wgs5643
      @wgs5643 Год назад +32

      Who could forget the only thing they fear is you when she was snipping

    • @regretful_dogg42
      @regretful_dogg42 Год назад +27

      @@wgs5643 also BFG 10000 when she bit the sword in half

    • @wgs5643
      @wgs5643 Год назад +10

      @@regretful_dogg42 that honestly terrified me when I first saw that

    • @regretful_dogg42
      @regretful_dogg42 Год назад +9

      @@wgs5643 same, i was in pure shock when that happened

  • @unknownvariable9239
    @unknownvariable9239 Год назад +904

    Honestly Roberta’s story reminds me of Raiden from MGR.. she’s definitely one of the most terrifying women I’ve seen in anime other than Revy and Balalaika

    • @thedevstroyer9059
      @thedevstroyer9059 Год назад +39

      So she’s basically MGR Raiden (the good one) mixed with Genshin Impact Raiden (the shit one)

    • @gladgreenidiot
      @gladgreenidiot Год назад +30

      @@thedevstroyer9059 you mean giga chad(mgr raiden) and fuck my friends are dead(genshin raiden)

    • @downdtube1343
      @downdtube1343 Год назад +5

      @@thedevstroyer9059 Genshin Raiden is a waifu of mine don’t disrespect her like that

    • @xmas918_8
      @xmas918_8 Год назад +1

      @@downdtube1343 Best Battery that is

    • @user-iq5vq1qr1v
      @user-iq5vq1qr1v Год назад

      @@downdtube1343 Giga Raiden negs all my friends ands sister dead raiden.

  • @25i428
    @25i428 Год назад +23

    Roberta intentionally removed the black air force energy from her because she could and just regained it in like 5 seconds
    It’s like a black air force on and off switch for her. One second she’s cooking your dishes and being your happy wholesome maid next she’s showing a baton down a man’s throat

  • @shanesmith5198
    @shanesmith5198 Год назад +15

    I can watch this over and over and not get bored of this .....

  • @ieatsteel8283
    @ieatsteel8283 Год назад +1300

    What’s crazy is that despite losing an eye and two fingers the writers still decided that was wasn’t enough and hard nerfed her so she unexplainably lost an arm and a leg with no reasoning or context. Compare this to the manga where (IIRC) the ONLY wound she got was from Garcia and that was just because she hesitated.

    • @sariahreigns3666
      @sariahreigns3666 Год назад +133

      i can explain that. Ill bet stepping on a fucking claymore destroyed her leg beyond repair. and the 4 or 5 shots to that arm probably killed the arm nerves permantly.

    • @sdcrocks
      @sdcrocks Год назад +57

      @@sariahreigns3666 No. It's been shown that the anime added injuries that never happened. It's a fact. Just because you disagree with the source material doesnt make your opinion correct.

    • @sariahreigns3666
      @sariahreigns3666 Год назад

      ​@@sdcrocks When did i disagree? I know in the manga she didnt take much damage. I read it a few times waiting 10 YEARS for it to finally be continued only to see one chapter come out before it went on haitus for another 5, was just making a theory why so edgy?
      Also SHE NEVER STEPPED ON A LANDMINE IN THE MANGA! NORE DID SHE EAT A SNIPER ROUND TO THE ARM! Also i never stated anything as fact. I said ill bet as well as I can explain that as it wasnt explained in either the anime or manga, it was stated as an opinion based on the previous actions, as in not certain.
      You so avid to get clout for 1 second you cant even read a fucking post. Sorry for trying to make conversation.
      As far as explaining the anime to me me vs the manga please explain it to me like i havent watched the series and reread the manga a ton of times. Like i dont own the original Geneon DVDS of black lagoon.

    • @andywu1981
      @andywu1981 Год назад +128

      @@sdcrocks ? All that dude did was try to explain why she lost those limbs with real life physics?

    • @laststrike4411
      @laststrike4411 Год назад +79

      @@sdcrocks Slow down there, speed reader. He was explaining what happened to her arm and leg in the ANIME.

  • @blacksaiyantrevor
    @blacksaiyantrevor Год назад +392

    Damn. So I heard that she is basically invincible in the manga.
    Damn. Imagine knowing the character and nerfing her but even that isn't really enough.

    • @imgvillasrc1608
      @imgvillasrc1608 Год назад +31

      Unlike the anime, Roberta didn't lose any limbs whatsoever.

  • @killer_of_cereal
    @killer_of_cereal Год назад +32

    hoo lord this woman is the goddamn doom slayer

  • @akira0149
    @akira0149 Год назад +9

    Lmao, the umbrella moment reminded me of the umbrella Kagura from Gintama had. Both actually worthy to be a part of the blackair force energy. They are a menace to society, a menace, I'm telling ya.

  • @SnappyMaw32
    @SnappyMaw32 Год назад +302

    If I'm not mistaken, the scene where Roberta is running while chasing the car is actually based on the scene in Terminator 2 where T-1000 is chasing John and Sarah Connor together with T-800 (Arnold). She REALLY is a terminator.

    • @WedontBuyItWeRequestIt
      @WedontBuyItWeRequestIt Год назад +19

      Terminator 2 reference is the right term

    • @olu550
      @olu550 Год назад +20

      The Lagoon crew calls it several times so it's even canon in universe

  • @SootherousNoise
    @SootherousNoise Год назад +1346

    I can't get over hearing how excited you get narrating over the video. It adds an extra level hype to it. I also can guess that you had a blast doing it too. Also 14:04 had me wheezing the emphasis you put on *"BITCH"* got me weak and crying.😂😭

    • @kamillafant9163
      @kamillafant9163 Год назад +49

      favorite part i replayed it like 10 times "i smell ✨bitch✨"

    • @just_a_meme123
      @just_a_meme123 Год назад +12

      Yo name is FUGGLEFERT???

    • @SootherousNoise
      @SootherousNoise Год назад +12

      @@just_a_meme123 Unfortunately yes that is my last name.😂

    • @kamillafant9163
      @kamillafant9163 Год назад +9

      @@SootherousNoise goated last name tbh I’d own that shit lmao 😂👌

    • @SootherousNoise
      @SootherousNoise Год назад +5

      @@kamillafant9163
      I appreciate the compliment.❤

  • @azazel_playz7055
    @azazel_playz7055 Год назад +8

    “She about turn this into a dead by daylight lobby” 😂🤣💀

  • @TheBrilliantSpy
    @TheBrilliantSpy Год назад +10

    I can't tell you how glad I am that someone was willing to discuss this BEAST

  • @KBtheRealist1
    @KBtheRealist1 Год назад +345

    Bro the stuff this absolute demon did was just unexplainable, she held a .50 cal in one hand, blew up a bar with the exit of a maid, chased an army truck with a shotgun on a motor cycle, broke a sword with her teeth, fought 4 different militaries, tanked a whole clip from an AK-47 and packed 5 guys with an Umbrella? It's a deserved seat for her.

    • @sariahreigns3666
      @sariahreigns3666 Год назад +12

      to be fair Balalaika was only after the cartel so she wasnt really trying to kill roberta. If she was even roberta would be dead.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад +11

      @@sariahreigns3666 balalaika NEEDS a episode on here. Honestly if for no other reason then I want to here a hood explanation of the Soviet afghan war. I love that speech that she gives in blood trail to the American troops and how her men were straight flexing in it.

    • @sariahreigns3666
      @sariahreigns3666 Год назад +8

      @@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus i only hope once the manga FINALLY finishes after a 7 year haiatus they will finish the anime. I REALLY want to the see the next arc animated its pretty wild. Its said in the manga that before balalaika was in roannepur it was MUCH worse. What does that say that the russian mafia queen is so terrifying that an entire city short of maybe a hand full of psychos will even mess with Balalaika.

    • @Crunk0777
      @Crunk0777 Год назад

      What is the show.

    • @KBtheRealist1
      @KBtheRealist1 Год назад

      Black Lagoon

  • @idk-ir7cn
    @idk-ir7cn Год назад +222

    I like how Roberta can both be the nicest human being regarding towards Garcia while being one of the biggest menaces to society

  • @doctor-6123
    @doctor-6123 Год назад +15

    Can we just pause to appreciate the fact that she was one hand hip firing a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle?! A gun meant to pierce heavy armor!

  • @eriisonline3729
    @eriisonline3729 Год назад +13

    "I smell BITCH."
    I'm gonna use that forever.

  • @Ravensgale
    @Ravensgale Год назад +592

    Roberta is a certified beast. Then again, Black Lagoon is full of badass females. Which most anime nowadays is severely lacking what with the isekai genre giving us nothing but female characters that are nothing but harem arm candy pieces or death flag collectors for plot purposes. Revy, Chinglish, Roberta and Balalaika alone got enough Black Air Force Energy.

    • @hhgff778
      @hhgff778 Год назад +50

      Ngl you aren't wrong, and also I wish when they make "strong female" characters in western media they wrote them like that. If you can only write characters who are flat and only exist to promote your political beliefs, then don't write them at all and instead learn from others who did a better job than you.

    • @bpsanjidraws
      @bpsanjidraws Год назад +6

      But the males are now used as shooting practice

    • @Ravensgale
      @Ravensgale Год назад +37

      @@bpsanjidraws And Rock actually develops as opposed to your average Isekai harem protag-kun.

    • @MrGunsnrosesfan100
      @MrGunsnrosesfan100 Год назад +11

      @@hhgff778 I mean there still are some real good examples out there even in modern western media. All the women in Arcane, Sabrina and Hilda from chilling tales of Sabrina spellman (though that show went downhill for me when the whole evil jesus arc happened), Astrid from HTTYD, etc. It's just that there's so many bad examples that the good ones get overlooked

    • @hhgff778
      @hhgff778 Год назад

      @@MrGunsnrosesfan100 true

  • @gatling216
    @gatling216 Год назад +552

    Okay, but can we talk about how Rock played the whole cast like a fiddle during the Blood Trail arc? That was almost as scary.

    • @abiyahstephens2419
      @abiyahstephens2419 Год назад +40

      true, true

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Год назад +63

      I hope CJ posts Rock onto the Table one day. Also, he gotta put Roberta next to Revy.

    • @azullemon
      @azullemon Год назад +16

      @@tonypeppermint5329 facts my nigga

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff Год назад +21

      the constant of roanaper is that those who stay will change, and those who remain but cower die, so I think rather than rock playing, every one rock accustomed himself to his situation, and tbh over time, I could have seen rock becoming his own big boss with lagoon company or straight up joining balalaika bc who better than her to ascend up the criminal ladder as it were or should I say sanitation services ;)

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Год назад

      We gotta save the best for last home slice.
      Rock's time will come. He is the Gohan of Roanapur. All that latent big dick energy, just begging to come out, and boy oh boy, when it does. _pause_

  • @DiskRan0
    @DiskRan0 Год назад +9

    Roberta "The Cleaner" of the Black Airforce Group

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 Год назад +22

    1:20 She has Hellsing teeth, let that sink in. She's got teeth that are barely a step down from Police Girl's and Alucard's sets of Ultra Chompers.

  • @Kaito57
    @Kaito57 Год назад +524

    I mean, she's the only person who can make Revy rethink her life choices lol

    • @sariahreigns3666
      @sariahreigns3666 Год назад +58

      nah revy terrified of balalaika also.

    • @brendanpryce8009
      @brendanpryce8009 Год назад +10

      @@sariahreigns3666 she’s simply built different

    • @winsyshot8621
      @winsyshot8621 Год назад +1

      Kid buu will have them both going back to rethink and yujiro

    • @sariahreigns3666
      @sariahreigns3666 Год назад +6

      @@winsyshot8621 noooo ya think? Your talking about an ancient Evil being that can break planets. Come on why even bring hanma or kid buu into this discussion. We talking about series that dont have crack smokers as writers. Yes i do mean akira toriyama cant write his way out a paper bag. He has no idea story structure or how to utilize any character correctly.

    • @winsyshot8621
      @winsyshot8621 Год назад +4

      @@sariahreigns3666 …i can’t joke around wit no body man😢

  • @ironysteeth
    @ironysteeth Год назад +881

    sniff. that was so powerfully beautiful. the dedication, love, and loyalty this woman has for this family is godlike. those aren't scares from battle. they're beauty marks.

  • @Arch_Twisted
    @Arch_Twisted Год назад +10

    T-800 confirmed. Even had multiple references from actual Terminator movies, like running behind the car and holding onto the trunk.

  • @insaynmembrayn
    @insaynmembrayn Год назад +11

    the fact that she was so op that they had to murk her in the anime is wild.

  • @somedude1529
    @somedude1529 Год назад +154

    Imagine being so dangerous that an entire city of criminals have to come together to beat you and still lose

    • @iloveeverything405
      @iloveeverything405 Год назад +1

      What anime is she from

    • @Jazzyazh
      @Jazzyazh Год назад +1

      @@iloveeverything405 black lagoon I'm pretty sure

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma Год назад

      Not just an entire city of criminals either, there's also the cartel, the russian mafia, and the CIA. All of that and Roberta didn't just win but came out virtually unscathed in the manga. She's basically the motherfucking Sun Wukong of Black Lagoon. Look up Sun Wukong and Journey to the West and you'll see why I made that reference.

  • @wgs5643
    @wgs5643 Год назад +686

    Keep in mind she did technically beat Revy twice she is definitely terrifying definitely deserves a spot amongst the Round Table of Black Air Force Activity especially since she kicked the “Queen” of said Round Tables a** twice

    • @Splitsoulz2548
      @Splitsoulz2548 Год назад +10

      Oh word

    • @ederleon98
      @ederleon98 Год назад +40

      Roberta is the TRUE Dark Queen of the Round Table of Black Air Forces.

    • @wgs5643
      @wgs5643 Год назад +15

      @@ederleon98 we have a new Queen now

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma Год назад +12

      Not to mention, she's one of the only people that can actually have Revy shook.

    • @Redhead_20567
      @Redhead_20567 Год назад +10

      Both Ballalika and Roberta can put some fear into revy. lol

  • @muazadam3631
    @muazadam3631 Год назад +8

    You know she's a menace when she uses a freaking musket as a bow staff

  • @aaronmoore694
    @aaronmoore694 Год назад +7

    this maid was by far the most terrifying character in anime history... and I can respect that

  • @battledevilkain1299
    @battledevilkain1299 Год назад +92

    Roberta sits next to Revy at the roundtable and revy just takes a hit of her cig and says "'bout damn time you got here. What, did you get lost?"

    • @kai8618
      @kai8618 Год назад +19

      Revy: "Where the heck were you?"
      Roberta: "I got lost in traffic"

    • @battledevilkain1299
      @battledevilkain1299 Год назад +18

      Smash cut to the entire street leading to the BAF1 Inc. being littered with bodies, busted cars, and just general carnage.

    • @kai8618
      @kai8618 Год назад +14

      @@battledevilkain1299 Revy: Oh. Was wondering what that noise outside was about.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Год назад

      "I can still kick your 🍑 from this Goddam wheelchair, don't tempt me."

  • @iswhatitis9769
    @iswhatitis9769 Год назад +569

    Lowkey was waiting of you to mention at the end that all of those injuries that she suffered in anime are basically not canon as she suffered nothing neither in manga nor in novel. She literally dunked on all of these guys and came out with only minor injuries. She was that much of a meanace that anime literally had to nerf her ass due to how scary she was.

  • @Dmobley9901
    @Dmobley9901 Год назад +18

    Honestly, this kind of reminds me of a female Yuuji from the Grisaia series, with the biggest difference being Grisaia is a slightly more realistic universe, and Yuuji probably would've been slowed down at least a bit from being sniped and blasted with the claymore, but only a bit, don't know if he'll ever get put on trial, I sort of doubt it since that series is so niche that this comment will barely even be seen, let alone understood, but he was also on that Roberta timing, especially at the end of the series and in the prequel, and the big part is that with him being the main character of his own series, he's basically Roberta if you also saw at least a bit more of everything she did BEFORE she became a maid. Though, he'd be extra hard to cover as well, since all his feats are spread across multiple games, and the anime adaptation literally doesn't even cover half of it even though it adapts each of them separately, since the budget for it was clearly a limiting factor. Plus the Grisaia series has so much shit in it, I'm pretty sure guidelines/demonetization would hit Cj pretty hard for just half of what happens to the main character, nevermind all the supporting cast.

    • @AkitakUzu
      @AkitakUzu 5 месяцев назад +1

      Actually I read the trilogy myself and would love for him to do it

    • @Dmobley9901
      @Dmobley9901 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@AkitakUzu Agreed, unfortunately it's extremely underrated, the anime is good but can't really hold a candle to all the depth that the series has across the whole trilogy and all the various routes/timelines, with the true cannon being an amalgamation of everything together.
      If the anime were a higher quality/longer, I think it would've gotten more attention, but as is, I think it's too far out of CJ's realm to be on his radar.
      Although, you never know. Maybe he just has it deep in the vault and may attempt it some time down the line in a few years. But there's a lot better known characters/series he'd have to get through for it to be worth it for him financially I think, and new menaces to society are being made every day.
      Good to see someone else enjoyed it though.

  • @launchpadmcquack5937
    @launchpadmcquack5937 Год назад +9

    What people don't realize is that she wasn't meant to be in lagoon she just wandered in of the set of hellsing.😅

  • @ericbr7
    @ericbr7 Год назад +355

    When you put Roanapur, the Black Airforce Capital, in red alert just by being there you have truly earned the title of Menace. When Revy doesn't want to the smoke you know it's a problem.

    • @warmech2332
      @warmech2332 Год назад +18

      She straight up lockdown on one of the most dangerous islands on earth.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Год назад +17

      When balalaika don't want smoke is the problem

    • @gravekeepersven82
      @gravekeepersven82 Год назад

      Facts

    • @OatMechISDAKING
      @OatMechISDAKING Год назад

      Nah balalaika got smoked by the asian mafia guy
      ruclips.net/video/NYpeVNBfXRU/видео.html

    • @Neoxon619
      @Neoxon619 Год назад +2

      Even Rock eventually harnessed that energy.

  • @kylehahahaha
    @kylehahahaha Год назад +60

    17:55 You made me spit up my drink bro 🤣

  • @terribleeditor4556
    @terribleeditor4556 Год назад +6

    Can you imagine, you driving home from work, it's been a long day. You're at a stoplight, and then you look over and you see this absolute terminator, running full speed after a car, that's just shredding it down the road to try to get away, stuff of nightmares.

  • @kyriesburner7458
    @kyriesburner7458 Год назад +8

    She really the first person to put a switch on a 50cal 💀💀

  • @konataizumi4027
    @konataizumi4027 Год назад +121

    The way she holding that sniper I’m done. If I saw a woman on a roof holding a sniper like that, I’m just buying my first class ticket to heaven.

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 Год назад

      Bold of you to assume you're going to Heaven, she's booking you an express ticket to Hell.

  • @cupcake8905
    @cupcake8905 Год назад +361

    People may see her a menace but she’s actually one of the beautiful maids out there who actually really nice and overprotective to Garcia and also was one of his very first friends Garcia ever had.

    • @HawaiianForgeStudios
      @HawaiianForgeStudios Год назад +38

      Her craziness is also pretty hot ngl.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад +38

      @@HawaiianForgeStudios amen to that. I don’t blame the South American leader for trying to hit that at all. 10/10 you knock that woman up and your kids would literally be built different.

    • @yaboissj
      @yaboissj Год назад

      @@HawaiianForgeStudios You're gonna end up like that guy who got shot with the belt..

    • @yaboissj
      @yaboissj Год назад +6

      No shit, but she's also a war machine before any of that maid shit.

    • @PharaohMan135
      @PharaohMan135 Год назад +9

      @@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Never underestimate the fear boner

  • @utoy1248
    @utoy1248 Год назад +8

    16:48 SLOWING HER DOWN NOT KILLING HER SLOWING HER DOWN NAWWWW

  • @serg.i0
    @serg.i0 Год назад +9

    Just rewatched the series and man Roberta always catches me off guard with how OP she is compared to everyone else

  • @originaljoke4502
    @originaljoke4502 Год назад +130

    i love how roberta got revy with the "yo shoes untied" even though there isnt ONE frame of this show where she tied them in the first place 😂😂

  • @NerdyMusicChef
    @NerdyMusicChef Год назад +311

    Let’s not forget how ruthless Rock was throughout this whole thing too. He’s definitely learned how to thrive in Roanapur.

    • @Hargazer
      @Hargazer Год назад +58

      Dude became a whole ass villain

    • @sariahreigns3666
      @sariahreigns3666 Год назад +49

      @@Hargazer revy litterally had to pull him back to his sanity. Thats bad when revy is the voice of reason.

    • @user-qc8ms5wj1w
      @user-qc8ms5wj1w Год назад +18

      @@sariahreigns3666 yeah, dude nearly went to the Shadow realm if it wasn't for her

    • @sariahreigns3666
      @sariahreigns3666 Год назад +19

      @@user-qc8ms5wj1wi still cant believe rock extorted money from balalaika to her face. Revy looks at him like rock lets get the fuck outta here while shes letting us live. to be fair at that time he didnt know balalaika was that terrifying.
      But up until that point revy wasnt even human then you saw what real power is when she was almost frozen inplace. I mean it looked like revy was gonna shoot her if she had to or atleast try but she was legit questioning her life choices and rocks sanity at that point.

    • @tyreviews6774
      @tyreviews6774 Год назад +2

      Can u guys explain the whole deal between him and Chang? The “game” they were playing?

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 9 месяцев назад +3

    Damn the way CJ narrorates is so hilarious. Even though I wastched Black Lagoon a long time ago just let me say you don't forget Roberta. I may not remember how many episodes she was in... but you just don't forget her.
    Now I wanna see her in Death Battle since that terminator comparison was pretty much the perfect comparison.
    Roberta vs Doom Slayer

  • @ego-pt7vt
    @ego-pt7vt Год назад +4

    I’m so glad I found this channel

  • @sparkrock9134
    @sparkrock9134 Год назад +273

    At this point its a wet dream to see CJ one day upload at least 3 videos in a single month. This shit is way too entertaining and thank you CJ for FINALLY adding this TX-90 of a person to the table!

  • @Angel-ky3rb
    @Angel-ky3rb Год назад +624

    The arm was slowing her down, actually. She's even more fucking aerodynamic now and will 100% drag some people down the block, no sweat.

    • @Demi_Purple
      @Demi_Purple Год назад +54

      Bro...can we switch brains? Yours seems better at finding the positives in a situation

    • @mochabear88
      @mochabear88 Год назад +52

      Carbon fiber limbs mean she got a better power to weight ratio too now

    • @Angel-ky3rb
      @Angel-ky3rb Год назад +25

      @@Demi_Purple Lmao thanks! Feel free, I don't use it for much, really!

    • @erikwagner6050
      @erikwagner6050 Год назад +19

      It’s can also be equipped with several weapons to add to the pain ratio

  • @theflizzyshow
    @theflizzyshow 19 дней назад

    This is absolutely HILARIOUS!! The commentary got me in tears over here!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @foolycoolydood
    @foolycoolydood Год назад +1

    So a friend recommended your channel to me and I’m glad he did cause your videos are pure gold!

  • @off-seasonmemes
    @off-seasonmemes Год назад +161

    The perfect definition of a Mexican mom ruling the family with an iron fist

  • @wayoftherose
    @wayoftherose Год назад +226

    Another showcase of pure Black Air Force energy. Roberta was truly an absolute demon where her light novel injuries aren't even canon like in the anime. She didn't even feel defeated by the end of her OVA. Mind you, this is all in a single special! All we're missing is Balalaika, my Plug Momma. ❤️👍

  • @ExperImentaI
    @ExperImentaI Год назад +9

    compared to Madara, Kid Buu or even anyone else. Roberta is EASILY the hardest and coolest story and character on the Black airforce table. Despite her lack of Magical power or whatever, maybe she cannot nuke worlds or use dragon balls HOWEVER. Out of everyone. She actually gave 100% effort.

  • @cooldog7763
    @cooldog7763 Год назад +3

    6:22 bro I thought I was hearing things but nah that’s actually Nolo’s theme. Acceleracers is GOATed no lie.

  • @unknownvariable9239
    @unknownvariable9239 Год назад +169

    More I see of Roberta, the more I realize she’s the perfect match for Hellsing. Black Air Force incarnate

    • @Demi_Purple
      @Demi_Purple Год назад +15

      They already got a badass maid character.
      *Obviously* not Roberta, but still.
      EDIT: Oh I’m a dumbass, Yumie is a *NUN* and it’s Walter that is the only badass hired help. I now have an excuse to rewatch Hellsing 😆

    • @BeWaReJay
      @BeWaReJay Год назад +11

      I told CJ on Twitter to run up black Air Force Hellsing a month ago and I guess it’s on his list now

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 Год назад +1

      @@Demi_Purple Don't remember there being a maid unless you're referring to the original which I haven't seen

    • @alexvalentine5091
      @alexvalentine5091 Год назад +7

      @@THENemesisXX99 maybe they’re referring to Walter

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat Год назад +1

      Facts

  • @konjiki8203
    @konjiki8203 Год назад +567

    14:51 Context: the dude that beat Roberta, Alberto, is a commander of the Cuban special naval missions Formation that knew Roberta back when she was part of FARC, and he wants to use her to his advantage. So to deceive him, Roberta tells him that she “wanna f**k”, so they get a bit frisky, she motions to take off her pants, while the commander dude had his gun to her the whole time. But she uses the the buckle gun to shoot the dude, beat his ass, and claims the only one to use her is the heir of the Lovelace family, Garcia.

    • @kai8618
      @kai8618 Год назад +179

      DAMN. She really said, "The only one who can use me in ANY way is my Master. You honestly thought you were even the SLIGHTEST bit worthy?"

    • @arbetor12
      @arbetor12 Год назад +99

      that's dedication to your master
      the only one to lay me is my shota master

    • @chaotixninja5
      @chaotixninja5 Год назад +1

      Loyalty 100, but wait, did she admit that she's willing to bang Garcia?

    • @OTheDetective
      @OTheDetective Год назад +81

      @@arbetor12 that boy is gonna have a rocking good time when he grows up

    • @sss10008
      @sss10008 Год назад +11

      Episode for personal reasons

  • @RandomStuffLixx
    @RandomStuffLixx 11 месяцев назад +1

    This guy is a blessing his content is fire🥶😂

  • @CrazyGamingYT56
    @CrazyGamingYT56 Год назад

    Love your content keep up the great work