TOJI FUSHIGURO: The Cursed Baby Daddy

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  • @ranoutofgoodusernames8394
    @ranoutofgoodusernames8394 4 месяца назад +15891

    Toji's the kind of father to go looking for the milk, then forget about the milk because he was busy beefing with a couple of teenagers.

    • @eonnexus
      @eonnexus 4 месяца назад +848

      Isn't that basically what happened? XD

    • @ranoutofgoodusernames8394
      @ranoutofgoodusernames8394 4 месяца назад +302

      @@eonnexus Yes

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 4 месяца назад +195

      ​@@eonnexus it's true, watch the Hidden Inventory arc

    • @jamesmburu280
      @jamesmburu280 4 месяца назад

      This is the dumbest comment ever it makes no sense

    • @RevulsiveLooper
      @RevulsiveLooper 4 месяца назад +226

      Shit Toji forgot that milk years before Hidden Inventory. Mfer really went AWOL the second his wife died

  • @vibechecker3168
    @vibechecker3168 4 месяца назад +1877

    Toji Fushiguro sonned those boys so hard he remembered he had an actual son. Man is the AVATAR OF IGNORANCE

    • @kiyomi5583
      @kiyomi5583 4 месяца назад +216

      Its hilarious how beating up people made him rememeber he had a son.
      Like damn Toji lmao

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 4 месяца назад +133

      It's because his son's name literally means "blessing" in Japanese. He remembered his son when he was doing the monologue about how Geto was blessed.

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +44

      @@peggedyourdad9560He didn't even care enough to give him a boy name. He just knew Megumi meant blessing and went with that.

    • @stiffmeisterM87
      @stiffmeisterM87 4 месяца назад +38

      ​@@peggedyourdad9560 Didn't he also name the Inventory Curse 'Megumi' or am I tripping?

    • @salima-w3690
      @salima-w3690 4 месяца назад +25

      @@stiffmeisterM87no he did.

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
    @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 4 месяца назад +1322

    11:49 Nah, Toji went out of his way not to kill Geto (so he wouldn't need to deal with all Geto's stored curses being released). So downgrade that to aggravated assault.

    • @fuckyoutube4398
      @fuckyoutube4398 4 месяца назад +51

      good point

    • @BIGTHANKSHEESH
      @BIGTHANKSHEESH 2 месяца назад +52

      He was never even planning to attack Geto until Geto attacked him. So this is technically self-defense

    • @Jogothegoat
      @Jogothegoat 2 месяца назад +17

      If a murderer tries to kill a person but by the time they do, the law enforcement shows up, it’s still attempted murder.
      He just didn’t want the extra trouble, and had he not known what will happen to the curses geto stored, he probably would’ve killed geto too.
      Let’s not forget toji murked the maid for *0* reason at all.
      It makes more sense why it’s an attempted murder (because he fought with murdeous intent) than aggravated assault (self defense)

    • @Aintiastinker2
      @Aintiastinker2 Месяц назад +2

      @@Jogothegoatactually geto attacked him first it’s still self defense yo

    • @Nomadtheus
      @Nomadtheus Месяц назад +11

      ​@@Aintiastinker2After breaking into jujutsu high and killing three people, that's like if a burglar broke into your house shot your wife dead and then claiming self defense when they beat the hell out of you when you try and cap em for it.

  • @Lulumochii
    @Lulumochii Месяц назад +72

    Bro died two times to avoid child support

  • @kanekio.cuchiha4968
    @kanekio.cuchiha4968 4 месяца назад +928

    Toji legit looked at his son and said “Nigga did I just catch you breathing” and proceed to punish him for his transgressions 😂😂😂

    • @minatodroger7890
      @minatodroger7890 4 месяца назад +78

      😆 🤣 went straight mista ruckus on him 😆 🤣 😂

    • @HOPEDACODER
      @HOPEDACODER 4 месяца назад +84

      "Nigga did I just catch you havin fun?"😂

    • @user-dv5ro3cl9z
      @user-dv5ro3cl9z 4 месяца назад +46

      "Nigga did I just catch you wanting to be shit" 💀

    • @BrokenDread
      @BrokenDread 4 дня назад

      He is Mr. Ruckus confirmed.

  • @deanpai7787
    @deanpai7787 4 месяца назад +3642

    Toji is either the toughest or most glazed baby daddy in anime

  • @shiggydiggyjones9953
    @shiggydiggyjones9953 4 месяца назад +459

    You didn't mention that before he turned Geto into a treasure map, he tossed up his cursed dagger, quickdrew a longer sword so he would reach, made the slashes THEN JUMPED AND CAUGHT THE FIRST DAGGER MID SPIN KICK. That whole sequence was fucking CRAZY.

    • @S-laughter-The-Clown
      @S-laughter-The-Clown 3 дня назад

      Toji fucking dipped him, battered him and Cooked him in the deep fryer, that ass whooping was nutr

  • @PhenomenalOne1000
    @PhenomenalOne1000 3 месяца назад +85

    The way he turns tragic serious characters into comedy is a talent

  • @nastycrimeboi5085
    @nastycrimeboi5085 4 месяца назад +3712

    Toji is a better father to the damn curse on his neck than to his own son. Truly one of the most black air force deadbeats of all time

    • @MarukaiX
      @MarukaiX 4 месяца назад +244

      It's wild cause it's true

    • @ELmayberry
      @ELmayberry 4 месяца назад +39

      right 😂😂

    • @thursday8382
      @thursday8382 4 месяца назад +195

      it's cause unlike a child that lil mf useful

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 4 месяца назад +55

      Tbf, if not for Zenin shenanigan (and the mom), he would raise Megumi nicely

    • @mcbdllc2848
      @mcbdllc2848 4 месяца назад +18

      Is he better father than goku

  • @TheSupremehimuld-9wld
    @TheSupremehimuld-9wld 4 месяца назад +5727

    The fact that toji forgot about his son then came to life just to whoop his child for nothing is crazy 😭😭😭

    • @stephaniex90
      @stephaniex90 4 месяца назад +370

      Life as a Latino child

    • @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber
      @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber 4 месяца назад +513

      That's that parental instinct. By default, Toji felt that his kid was nearby and needed to remind him who brought him into this life.

    • @nobodysinceforever
      @nobodysinceforever 4 месяца назад +64

      ​@@stephaniex90damn

    • @gabrieljernigan8443
      @gabrieljernigan8443 4 месяца назад +160

      ​@@AzraelAsItGetsVtuberToji also needed to give hin a reminder he could just as easily take his ass out💀

    • @ADMONIUS
      @ADMONIUS 4 месяца назад +19

      @@stephaniex90story of my life right here.

  • @sensationaljoe
    @sensationaljoe 4 месяца назад +73

    the lightskin voice for gojo is killing me😂😂

  • @Greneyes3384
    @Greneyes3384 4 месяца назад +334

    A content creator I really liked quit recently and someone made a video about his reasons for that and in that video he said. "People appreciate and like things in silence, but people hate things very loudly." it made me think that hitting the like button is one thing but leaving a nice comment can be so much more impactful so thank you CJ your videos always have me rolling bro I look forward to each and every time one of your videos comes up. Keep it up man and I'll see you in the New Year.

  • @hoboguru2901
    @hoboguru2901 4 месяца назад +5902

    Selling your kid to the opps is definitely a wild addition to anime history

    • @Protogv
      @Protogv 4 месяца назад +508

      Niggas making his sons backstory like he the creator 😂😂

    • @Pain-Chan
      @Pain-Chan 4 месяца назад +92

      And I thought Dio was worst

    • @FW.Shadthix
      @FW.Shadthix 4 месяца назад +76

      @@Pain-Channah he is worse😭😭

    • @carlgaming4488
      @carlgaming4488 4 месяца назад +31

      I thought toji didn't kill the maid 8:44

    • @Deon598
      @Deon598 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@carlgaming4488Same, and I watched that episode bout 3 times

  • @Mista_Cassla
    @Mista_Cassla 4 месяца назад +13581

    Toji going into the domain expansion with milk in each hand 😂🤣

    • @WaveThe1
      @WaveThe1 4 месяца назад +114

      here before popular

    • @JordyDoesThings
      @JordyDoesThings 4 месяца назад +38

      Early 😮😮

    • @zeybloxia
      @zeybloxia 4 месяца назад +48

      Nah bruh im dead 💀💀

    • @MJxTitan
      @MJxTitan 4 месяца назад +3

      Hello

    • @Ben-vj2xc
      @Ben-vj2xc 4 месяца назад +6

      I’m so so happy that I got here early

  • @stonephantom
    @stonephantom 4 месяца назад +149

    The fact that you didn't include the part about that rabbit that wanted to box with toji is criminal😂😂

  • @kweenikki
    @kweenikki 4 месяца назад +90

    14:01 I CANT STOP LAUGHING “after Toji just murdered a senior citizen” LMFAOOO

  • @joedy-annwilliams9633
    @joedy-annwilliams9633 4 месяца назад +1864

    Toji is the type of dad who will appear out of nowhere after 19 years when he hears you are a number one pick in any draft saying he was your number supporter 😭

    • @AurumChrys
      @AurumChrys 4 месяца назад +74

      He js like me frl

    • @tkraid2575
      @tkraid2575 4 месяца назад +40

      Why is this spiel so specific and personal, man 😂

    • @Googleisstupid-sk3hm
      @Googleisstupid-sk3hm 4 месяца назад +6

      Well base off he ran them 1s, I say he is

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 3 месяца назад +8

      Yep, if he hadn’t killed himself again we all know he would be doing that with Megumi

    • @sumayyahadetunmbi4347
      @sumayyahadetunmbi4347 14 дней назад

      Fr

  • @noahlarose7371
    @noahlarose7371 4 месяца назад +4312

    My man Toji just showed up, wipes a dude soul out of existence thru the raw power of his build alone, one shots an old lady, violates a Special grade curse in it’s own domain, vibe checks his own son, affirmed he was proud of him, refused to elaborate, and then took himself off the map.
    Absolute hood legend! 😂

  • @That.multiversal.dude.
    @That.multiversal.dude. 4 месяца назад +67

    17:28
    Nah, Toji was out there like in the Boondocks, casually saying "Nikka did I just catch you wanting to be shit ?" and kept obliterating his son before offing himself when realising he did that ☠️

  • @rifarira9160
    @rifarira9160 4 месяца назад +124

    Toji : 7:38
    Orochimaru : " HE COPY MY WHOLE FLOW! WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR!! "

  • @sansstudios1969
    @sansstudios1969 4 месяца назад +4133

    Not to mention Toji is voiced by the man who voiced Dio. Being a good father is just not something Toji signed up for.

    • @anjmmasp8304
      @anjmmasp8304 4 месяца назад +318

      Being a hobo-ass father was built into his DNA as soon as Takehito Koyasu (The guy who voiced DIO) was picked to be the voice actor.

    • @Eddie-yv1ix
      @Eddie-yv1ix 4 месяца назад +112

      ​@@anjmmasp8304funny enough, he also voiced Shirogane's dad in Kaguya sama

    • @fanderp5954
      @fanderp5954 4 месяца назад +33

      wym brah papagane is the BEST father in anime

    • @Pain-Chan
      @Pain-Chan 4 месяца назад +12

      You not joking bro

    • @Butoygirl
      @Butoygirl 4 месяца назад +35

      He is also the voice actor of Zeke Yeager Monke Boi.

  • @Kanai799
    @Kanai799 4 месяца назад +2293

    Cursed baby daddy is the perfect set of words to describe Toji

    • @Mongolia24
      @Mongolia24 4 месяца назад +21

      Best farther firgue

    • @fisforfriendship6093
      @fisforfriendship6093 4 месяца назад +25

      what u mean he is a good daddy, he had that baby around his neck. he took him everywhere with him, even in his last moments

    • @astrology_2
      @astrology_2 4 месяца назад +1

      Fr

    • @Raiga345
      @Raiga345 4 месяца назад +2

      *cursed

    • @crazyman4485
      @crazyman4485 4 месяца назад

      @@fisforfriendship6093with geto as its mommy

  • @kareem.H1
    @kareem.H1 4 месяца назад +80

    shystie sorcerer had me weak bro 😭 12:14

  • @a3lopez733
    @a3lopez733 4 месяца назад +63

    The fact that Toji kick Geto so hard his shoe fell off is crazy 😭

  • @David-nh2dn
    @David-nh2dn 4 месяца назад +1584

    Toji thought child support meant selling his kid to support his gambling addiction😂

    • @KiyoGam1
      @KiyoGam1 4 месяца назад +121

      Yeah. child supports him.

    • @patrickopondo9417
      @patrickopondo9417 4 месяца назад +15

      As they say its muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! wryyyyyy!!!!!

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      @teamhop 3 месяца назад

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    • @KaygeeFromNanotrasen
      @KaygeeFromNanotrasen 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@patrickopondo9417most sane Jojo fan

  • @venomflame2358
    @venomflame2358 4 месяца назад +1009

    I can never get over the fact that Toji literally beat the racist into Geto, and essentially caused most of the series events to happen. Cause if Geto never went evil and, died chances are Kenjaku wouldn't have been able to obtain idle transfiguration or cursed spirit manipulation the backbone of his plans.

    • @RevulsiveLooper
      @RevulsiveLooper 4 месяца назад +172

      It's likely Gojo wouldn't be a strong as he is without his fight against Toji pushing him to learn reversed cursed technique.
      Even though it's not a direct influence, the fact that Maki ends up alot like him spells the end for an entire clan.

    • @raiu_fp5194
      @raiu_fp5194 4 месяца назад +111

      The racist into Geto 💀

    • @biel2517
      @biel2517 4 месяца назад +146

      @@raiu_fp5194 Toji only said the word monkey once and Geto stamped that into his brain lmao

    • @raiu_fp5194
      @raiu_fp5194 4 месяца назад +31

      @@biel2517 bro took it to the extreme lmao

    • @LaztheLax
      @LaztheLax 4 месяца назад +56

      ​@@biel2517which is funnier considering he did the shit subconsciously as he was ko'd and near death, his soul absorbed those words tho.

  • @helveticalight3261
    @helveticalight3261 2 месяца назад +38

    The funny thing is that the name Megumi in Japanese means blessing or grace, so the fact that Toji forgot is extra diabolical
    Also, why ain't Vegeta in the hall of anime deadbeat dads?

  • @damiandelmoral5557
    @damiandelmoral5557 3 месяца назад +19

    Not only that, but canonically, Toji enterd into heaven despite all the heinous stuff he did XD

  • @user-cx6lq8mt5g
    @user-cx6lq8mt5g 4 месяца назад +453

    Fun Fact: The grandson isn’t even her grandson. The old lady kidnapped and brainwashed him as a kid to become her slave.

    • @ggvkx.
      @ggvkx. 4 месяца назад +99

      Now I kinda feel bad for that guy

    • @mildlydazed9608
      @mildlydazed9608 2 месяца назад +46

      Tracks with how terrible the sorcerers are in jjk

    • @Jogothegoat
      @Jogothegoat 2 месяца назад +14

      @Keep300 Can’t even be near a jjk sorcerer without dying, look at junpei 😭😭

    • @nic1924
      @nic1924 2 месяца назад +5

      NAHH NOT MY BOY JUNPEI@@Jogothegoat

    • @sumayyahadetunmbi4347
      @sumayyahadetunmbi4347 14 дней назад +1

      Oh that is bad

  • @reinsama2.09
    @reinsama2.09 4 месяца назад +378

    Toji legit ended his own life to avoid child support

    • @mylessmith9758
      @mylessmith9758 4 месяца назад +33

      It took him beating the shit outta someone to recall his sons name.

  • @KatusoDoesThat
    @KatusoDoesThat 4 месяца назад +67

    Toji is the guy that just shows no mercy when it comes to money this man is the embodyment of disabondoning a person without knowing they exist

  • @nickpro7651
    @nickpro7651 Месяц назад +7

    Toji realized Gojo and Geto was around and said "Work smarter, not harder"

  • @Edge-mv3jw
    @Edge-mv3jw 4 месяца назад +606

    There are no words to describe Toji. The one who not only, avoided child support, had a hit on a child, but also came back with the milk just to mess around and then run his sons fade just for the heck of it.

  • @mervynlarrier9424
    @mervynlarrier9424 4 месяца назад +942

    Fun fact about Playful Cloud: it's originally Toji's weapon, which is why he's so nasty with it. Geto got it from Toji's Inventory curse, and Gojo gave it to Maki after Geto died (but she has a bit of trauma about using it because of what Geto did to her). Also, it's the only special grade cursed tool that doesn't have a cursed technique engraved in it. Its strength is proportional to the strength of the user.

    • @mrpandasian8871
      @mrpandasian8871 4 месяца назад +12

      H U H 👁👄👁

    • @unashamed6457
      @unashamed6457 4 месяца назад

      😭@@mrpandasian8871

    • @omnibeta1876
      @omnibeta1876 4 месяца назад +100

      ​@@mrpandasian8871Tldr: The triple Nun-chuck is Toji's OG weapon and he certainly showed the mastery that other users could never yet

    • @mrpandasian8871
      @mrpandasian8871 4 месяца назад +9

      @omnibeta1876 oh shit, the edit didn't go through, but like what you're saying is that maki could potentially be the strong playful cloud user in the zennin clan 🤔

    • @morteh7829
      @morteh7829 4 месяца назад +9

      What did geto do to maki

  • @lordaliyt1
    @lordaliyt1 4 месяца назад +23

    Remember that toji was actually becoming a good father before his wife passed away he became the man he was in the show because of his wife's death

  • @ricardozk
    @ricardozk 2 месяца назад +18

    17:40 rare moment of escaping Truck Kun's k*ll.

  • @anonisnoone6125
    @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +922

    Toji: The greatest baby daddy in all of existence. None can stand to the achievements this man has accomplished. Abandoning his son, killing an innocent girl, dying, returning with the milk only to beat the shit out of his son, and then dying again. A true marvel that all baby daddies should look up to.

    • @AchaOda
      @AchaOda 4 месяца назад +68

      Also gave his son a girl's name

    • @haronal-mutairi808
      @haronal-mutairi808 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@AchaOda True 😭

    • @elgoblinax8796
      @elgoblinax8796 4 месяца назад +5

      @@haronal-mutairi808 isnt it like a unisex name?

    • @haronal-mutairi808
      @haronal-mutairi808 4 месяца назад +38

      @@elgoblinax8796 no because toji said he forget all males name that's why he named him megumi
      Lol even with all of that he still forget him 🤣

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +5

      @@AchaOda Man gave no fucks. If I was Megumi, I would've changed it by now.

  • @Mikoru-
    @Mikoru- 4 месяца назад +753

    the whole gojo being high and tripping is definitely my favorite part lol the "Puuuurrrrppplllleeee" got me rolling 😂 the whole slow talking was perfect lmao

    • @Adjapilorge
      @Adjapilorge 4 месяца назад +30

      I wanna know what that beat was in 10:16 shi sounds beautiful

    • @S3verusMyG
      @S3verusMyG 4 месяца назад +9

      sounds like international by summrs@@Adjapilorge

    • @Terablest
      @Terablest 4 месяца назад +32

      😩 red-uhh 😂

    • @Adjapilorge
      @Adjapilorge 4 месяца назад +4

      @@S3verusMyG omg thank you so much I’ve been waiting for someone to reply on that!!!!!😭

    • @rnwilliams44
      @rnwilliams44 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@S3verusMyG Im still looking lol

  • @HerpaDurpVg
    @HerpaDurpVg 2 месяца назад +8

    “Oh my god, bro is that scammer”. 😂😂 why this kill me so much

  • @toiletboundhanako720
    @toiletboundhanako720 3 месяца назад +14

    Man I’m dying bro 😭 9:38

  • @almax8189
    @almax8189 4 месяца назад +427

    I can't decide which WTF moment hits hardest:
    Gojo surviving that brutal shanking, turning on God Mode, and literally gave Toji a new hole, or Toji becoming the living definition of a "beatdown" then offing himself in front of his own kid.

    • @asideswipesilver8166
      @asideswipesilver8166 4 месяца назад +14

      I'd probably say the second bcz the first one didn't age well in the manga that's all I'm gonna say

    • @Azrael0.2
      @Azrael0.2 4 месяца назад +2

      At least we don’t have 2 gojo

  • @Narcashi
    @Narcashi 4 месяца назад +752

    Imagine Toji being your dad 💀, it would be a flex but at what cost 😭

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 4 месяца назад +168

      That's not even a flex, that's a "Damn, I am so sorry for you fam".

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 4 месяца назад +51

      Toji picked the Monkey D. Luffy route and made a dash for that sweet freedom lmao.

    • @huaraches8934
      @huaraches8934 4 месяца назад +28

      Nah bro cus ik the bitches would wanna hang out with me just to be with him 😭

    • @kathrinefisher5554
      @kathrinefisher5554 4 месяца назад

      ​@@huaraches8934ONG bitches are just gonna be on you all because of your dad bruh that's crazy💀

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 3 месяца назад +3

      Mmm, I don’t know
      I would think having DIO as your dad would be more a flex; because at least your dad didn’t even know you even existed but you do have another strong as hell dad(Johnathan Joestar is also Girono’s dad through some Jojo logic) and your vampire dad is a freakin menace who doesn’t give a fuck who he messes with so long as he’s a hater

  • @RandomInternetStranger
    @RandomInternetStranger 2 месяца назад +14

    YO THIS VIDEO WAS WILD BRO. Hearing you describe those fight scenes had my lungs _empty._ A+

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 2 месяца назад +10

    10:40 the light skin voice is too much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @osmannasri7108
    @osmannasri7108 4 месяца назад +239

    Toji being that fast and a deadbeat father ain’t no coincidence 😭😭😭

  • @justintravis1465
    @justintravis1465 4 месяца назад +332

    Everyone talks about how he blocked all of Megumi’s attacks but nobody mentions the fact that Toji wasn’t even looking at him💀

  • @fork4207
    @fork4207 4 месяца назад +45

    You have to give the guy some credit in his dying moment the last thing he thought about was his son and even asked gojo to take care of him.

  • @Spacecookies-yy2be
    @Spacecookies-yy2be 4 месяца назад +9

    Toji is the type of guy who forgets about his son, but then remembers it, and then remember his child support but then nobody just tells him he just gambles

  • @MimiMonday
    @MimiMonday 4 месяца назад +792

    Fun fact: Toji (and Yuuta) are based off the creators actual father. He even asked them if Toji was based off him, and they didn't know how to answer. Lord have mercy. 😂 Gege seems close to their father though, and Toji is their favorite character. So it's pretty wholesome.

    • @Thehunter905
      @Thehunter905 4 месяца назад +73

      IM SORRY WHAT

    • @christopherross8976
      @christopherross8976 4 месяца назад +41

      Never heard of this that’s crazyy

    • @enigmadrath1780
      @enigmadrath1780 4 месяца назад +94

      That's one hell of a way to commemorate your dad in your writing 🤣🤣

    • @muazadam983
      @muazadam983 4 месяца назад +28

      Well dang that explains way too much

    • @enkidu1623
      @enkidu1623 4 месяца назад +26

      actually nanami is gege's fav character

  • @nickeel8401
    @nickeel8401 4 месяца назад +430

    Megumi saved the series. Yuji wanted to go up the building to fight whoever packed up Ino. If Megumi hadn't stopped him, Toji woulda put Yuji on a shirt

    • @busebuse8968
      @busebuse8968 4 месяца назад

      Diir

    • @ImDogReeksNut
      @ImDogReeksNut 4 месяца назад +10

      wait until sukuna or that plot armor finally kicks in☠💀☠

    • @Underdog_Sounds
      @Underdog_Sounds 4 месяца назад +3

      I'd actually think it would be close. Yuji is faster and possibly stronger without heavenly restrictions and he has cursed energy to use. It would be close but I'd take yuji.

    • @saisomkyauk995
      @saisomkyauk995 4 месяца назад +22

      @@Underdog_Soundsyuji is nowhere close to top 15 yet alone toji

    • @ImDogReeksNut
      @ImDogReeksNut 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Underdog_Sounds if toji stands see this they gon put u on a T shirt ☠

  • @Gironomafiaboss
    @Gironomafiaboss 4 месяца назад +33

    8:41 GOKGOKGOKGOK

    • @jeremiahtaylor8315
      @jeremiahtaylor8315 4 месяца назад

      That cursed spirit probably gives good head😏😏

    • @magneto3596
      @magneto3596 4 месяца назад +2

      😭😭😭😭😭💀

  • @gustabibabruh8112
    @gustabibabruh8112 3 месяца назад +4

    "Purpleehhh" Got me laughing soo hard! 😭

  • @dankerbooper741
    @dankerbooper741 4 месяца назад +1011

    Despite being a deadbeat, in a weird way though, Toji kind of set up Megumi's life to be better than his no matter what happened
    1. If Megumi wasn't adopted by Gojo, he'd get into the Zenin clan and as a competent sorcerer he'd be able to live a better life than Toji could provide to him
    2. Since Megumi was adopted by Gojo, he didn't have to worry about financial troubles since Gojo is one of the richest sorcerers there is
    SPOILERS
    3. If Gojo ever got incapacitated, Megumi would become the head of the Zenin clan, making him one of the highest ranking sorcerers in the Jujutsu society. Toji might've also subconciously chosen to keep on fighting Gojo because he remembered the bet he had with Naobito.

    • @zero.9831
      @zero.9831 4 месяца назад +154

      Sums it up perfectly basically. Heavenly goes into an in-depth analysis about all of this, and yeah, checks out. Toji got hazed and abused due to being a jujutsu-less “monkey” (Maki being a “mirror” of this, but took a worse abuse due to being a woman and twin), so he had a grudge, seeing Gojo as the highest example and disrespect to his life (since the Zenin said he’d never amount to anything compared to Sorcerers)

    • @numberhunter62
      @numberhunter62 4 месяца назад +66

      Manga Spoiler!
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      Considering Megumi's current situation as Sukuna's vessel and being forced to watch as his own abilities killed his sister. Yeah, Megumi isn't doing too well now either.

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@zero.9831 Wild that he takes it out on Gojo rather than the people that mistreated him. Maki did things better. Never really understood that. The Zenins aren't even that strong really - none of them even had domains. It's pretty hilarious that this supposedly elite family didn't produce a single special grade.

    • @akwolroll4705
      @akwolroll4705 4 месяца назад +22

      @@jgw9990the special grade they produced was megumi the 10 shadows is their equivalent of the Gojo clan Six Eyes + Limitless and the Kamo Blood Manipulation also the Zenin Clan are no jokes majority of them are Grade 1 remember being special grade is an anomaly and we only see a few

    • @frogsman383
      @frogsman383 4 месяца назад +2

      @@jgw9990 Megumi beat a Special Grade curse alone in s1 technetically making him a special grade sorcerer and used Domain Expansion (It was the same one that Itadori almost died to, before switching to Sukana). Also Toji is a special grade cause he beat Dagon alone. If Megumi grew up in the Zenin clan, i think he would probably end up like Gojo (Maybe without the arrogance).

  • @maxmason5888
    @maxmason5888 4 месяца назад +625

    Toji executed her and hit him with the pimp line: “ hoe dependency is no laughing matter “

    • @originaljoke4502
      @originaljoke4502 3 месяца назад +19

      he leaves out the part about losing money being scary since he's had plenty of opportunities to get used to it

  • @RalseiSmoocher
    @RalseiSmoocher 4 месяца назад +7

    megumi: “wait i have a dad!?!?”
    gojo: “you *had* a dad.”

  • @adrianballin9560
    @adrianballin9560 3 месяца назад +8

    its crazy how the only thing that truly stopped toji..... was paying child support he really "left it all behind" and chose death over taxes.... real

  • @kingofdank4429
    @kingofdank4429 4 месяца назад +414

    I like how Toji went from attempted murder to murder to attempted murder again. 😂

  • @edahnndlovu274
    @edahnndlovu274 4 месяца назад +160

    Shoutout to Megumi, that man can take a beating like no one else can

    • @sarajuvey
      @sarajuvey 4 месяца назад +64

      right? lol Sukuna, Todo, Toji, everyone throwing Megumi through buildings right and left and he's still standing

  • @matthewaugi9189
    @matthewaugi9189 4 месяца назад +6

    i love this man’s content, we NEED more videos from you CJ!

  • @Reckless_Bacon
    @Reckless_Bacon 4 месяца назад +11

    14:23 that's toji's weapon playful cloud

  • @pizzaeldante3446
    @pizzaeldante3446 4 месяца назад +347

    The fact that you didn't acknowledge the fact that he SHARPENED A 3 SECTION STAFF. You just quickly moved past it. He effortlessly sharpened the Staff with ITSELF. And he did it, slowly... Letting the fear set in as it gets sharper and sharper.

    • @hammaskeijjo6140
      @hammaskeijjo6140 4 месяца назад +87

      Yeah and it was SPECIAL GRADE nunchucks (or sansetsukons). Special grade weapons are propably durable af so the force he applied to them when sharpening must have been crazy.

    • @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber
      @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber 4 месяца назад +80

      Or the fact that Toji is the reason for Geto becoming racist asf. Imagine beating someone so badly that they literally become racist towards not only you, but people even remotely like you.

    • @nightsky.94
      @nightsky.94 4 месяца назад +8

      It's called a 3 section staff not nunchucks ppl lol shaolin uses them

    • @legendofold101
      @legendofold101 4 месяца назад +7

      Bro I didn't even think about that ha ha. He got so shook he was like these people got to go. @@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber

    • @rohanking12able
      @rohanking12able 4 месяца назад

      ​@@legendofold101bro took his shawty and that niggas 1700 blood starting boiling

  • @SolarSneaks
    @SolarSneaks 4 месяца назад +139

    never heard a more accurate description of a character in my life

  • @thato85
    @thato85 27 дней назад +5

    17:47 my dad after beating me

  • @vonn8092
    @vonn8092 4 месяца назад +3

    Cj putting in mad work. Also bro goated for linking the music used💯

  • @taserface2115
    @taserface2115 4 месяца назад +222

    48 months... HE HASN'T PAID CHILD SUPPORT IN 4 YEARS 😭

  • @buddylee5712
    @buddylee5712 4 месяца назад +372

    When the world needed him most, he returned

    • @thekingofnothing3528
      @thekingofnothing3528 4 месяца назад +4

      Toji is step dad.

    • @forgotenID
      @forgotenID 4 месяца назад +5

      Then killed himself 😂like bro fushiguro could have used his help 😂

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 4 месяца назад +2

      Dude, you took the words right out of my fucking mouth. When I saw him appear on screen with his entire personality restored, I literally said, "the champ, has come back, to Monday Night Raw"!😃
      Now that I'm done talking like a bitch, can anybody tell if Raw still airs on monday nights or did they decide to move it again? I lost track a couple months ago.🙄

    • @dak9390
      @dak9390 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@antonhanna2423❤❤❤

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +2

      I really wish he stuck around but otherwise he'd have to kill his son.

  • @garretthildebrandt428
    @garretthildebrandt428 2 дня назад +1

    Toji is how I imagine Zeus when I read Greek mythology.

  • @pandaway7599
    @pandaway7599 27 дней назад +2

    “I alone abandon my son”
    -Toji Fushiguro

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 4 месяца назад +644

    You have a knack for transforming each scene into a hilarious moment. Not only is your knowledge of the series impressive, but your comedic narration is top-tier.

  • @Foster_Cinema
    @Foster_Cinema 4 месяца назад +452

    You know what's really cool about the Toji vs Megumi fight? It's said that Toji is working off of instinct - the instinct to destroy the strongest curse energy vessel (whether that'd be a user or a spirit) and after he mercs that special grade curse, the one he goes after is his own son! He does this before Jogo.
    So basically, Megumi has the confirmed potential to be one of the strongest characters in the show! This is even bolstered by his technique being able to go toe to toe with Sakuna. Honestly, I'm super pumped to see where the story and characters go.

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander 4 месяца назад +29

      he was only stronger than a weakened Nanami and Naobito

    • @mr.unknown731
      @mr.unknown731 4 месяца назад +38

      ​@@doggerlanderMegumi was also weakened by tearing a hole in a pocket dimension. His potential still stands

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander 4 месяца назад +14

      @@mr.unknown731 compared to losing an arm or getting worn out from tanking and blocking direct attacks?
      aint no way you think opening a domain gets anywhere near this

    • @mr.unknown731
      @mr.unknown731 4 месяца назад +14

      @kishka5526 Yes because Megumi was draining curse energy to not just cut a hole in a pocket dimension but also stop the user's effects with his own domain expansion. Something Nanimi and the others COULDN'T do. There is no debate on this as Megumi's potential in strength is way higher than theirs. Curse energy is basically life energy in the story when you actively use it.

    • @Chrisdish
      @Chrisdish 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@mr.unknown731from both the manga and anime the reason Megumi was targeted was because while he was worn out, the others were injured.
      It has nothing to do with "life energy" or whatever agenda you're trying to push.
      He fights off based who was strongest in that specific moment
      If you were talking about "potential" then he wouldn't have targeted Dagon.

  • @oioi4226
    @oioi4226 4 месяца назад +6

    Never in my life thought I’d hear Maury say “Megumi” 💀

  • @emanuelvasquez3380
    @emanuelvasquez3380 4 месяца назад +12

    hey cj we need a case fir margrave juro (star wars visions) and mikazuki augus (gundam iron blooded orphans), also 15:25 cool premier league gif my boi

  • @LadyMajolish
    @LadyMajolish 4 месяца назад +172

    The Greatest Offense that Toji did is making The Internet, especially Twitter THIRSTING over Him, a DEADBEAT who forgot his own son's name.

    • @KelKilimanjaro
      @KelKilimanjaro 4 месяца назад +21

      *s e n s a t i o n a l*

    • @rssspt
      @rssspt 4 месяца назад +1

      That shit made realize that these hoes really ain't loyal like breezy said. You know how many girls I saw jump ship from Gojo to big daddy Toji? And the outrageous shit they were saying too lmaooo

    • @tkraid2575
      @tkraid2575 4 месяца назад

      Over six foot, ripped, decent face, and a total douchebag = Instant thirst trap for Twitter peeps 😂

  • @kyuremthefrozen8539
    @kyuremthefrozen8539 4 месяца назад +150

    you know toji is devious when he is voiced by dio and throws truck kun at his own son

    • @tkraid2575
      @tkraid2575 4 месяца назад +6

      Hilarious reference, probably to Dio throwing a road roller to his great great grandson Jotaro (since Dio has Jonathan's body) 😂

  • @I_need_more_POWER_Jackpot_XDD
    @I_need_more_POWER_Jackpot_XDD 2 месяца назад +5

    18:08 What he actually said: Toji FushigiGlad

  • @dantesparda14175
    @dantesparda14175 3 месяца назад +5

    Even though he's not my father, I call Toji Daddy

  • @danilshirnin2406
    @danilshirnin2406 4 месяца назад +76

    I cannot wait for your trial of Sukuna. That DEMON did more damage in 9 minutes than anyone rest of the arc!

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime 4 месяца назад +17

      Bro gave Shibuya that ol Malevolent Kitchen treatment

    • @johnnoreau3570
      @johnnoreau3570 4 месяца назад +4

      @@junglekxngtalksanime
      As he should. Sukuna was cooking.

    • @joyc.e.7511
      @joyc.e.7511 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@johnnoreau3570Let him cook...? 💀

    • @joyc.e.7511
      @joyc.e.7511 4 месяца назад

      Fr, I don't think I've ever seen a character commit so many atrocities in so little time. And even without Mahoraga, he still would have don't it, for shits and giggles.

    • @johnnoreau3570
      @johnnoreau3570 4 месяца назад +1

      @@joyc.e.7511 bro even brought his own kitchen 😭😂

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 4 месяца назад +106

    Toji literally upgraded from getting the milk to pulling a Heihachi and beating up his son. 😂

  • @JB-ju9fv
    @JB-ju9fv 4 месяца назад +20

    Audio cut out at 5:38 wtf

  • @timothymelnychuk6951
    @timothymelnychuk6951 4 месяца назад +12

    14:15 how do we beat him?
    Toni: be fucking insane

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear 4 месяца назад +51

    Toji using his wife's family name rather than his birth clan's family name says a lot. A complicated lot, but still a lot. XD

  • @Jokerman518
    @Jokerman518 4 месяца назад +96

    The fact that Toji has all that jutsu, just to shoot her with a blicky is hilarious. Black AF1 energy like a MF

    • @PhenomenalOne1000
      @PhenomenalOne1000 4 месяца назад +11

      He don’t have Jutsu thou he’s just strong asf and thats more terrifying honestly

    • @silverwolf6194
      @silverwolf6194 3 месяца назад +7

      Actually, he shot her because bullets have no cursed energy. That's why Geto didn't sense him.

  • @HelloKitty.z
    @HelloKitty.z 3 месяца назад +16

    9:43 WHY WAS THIS A VIBE? THE SOUND-

  • @getsnipedloser3410
    @getsnipedloser3410 4 месяца назад +5

    Gojo was floating like playboy carti😭

  • @Dmobley9901
    @Dmobley9901 4 месяца назад +441

    Toji is the father who goes out to get milk, then realizes he left it at home after he's been searching for years.
    Is he a dead beat? In a way. The way that's all his own. He's an absolute menace who has lost himself, never to be found again, there's a good father in there somewhere-
    But he's ascended to such a higher level of dead beatery that it's more accurate to say he went of to get milk for himself than for his family, man knew he'd cause nothing but problems for his son, so he removed himself from the equation. Like a father who fakes his own death so his child is raised as an orphan, but secretly plans to give all his child support and every Christmas possible all in one go. He walked out so hard that he left himself behind, nevermind his son. He been developing a whole new cursed technique called "Schrodinger's Child Support". The only way to know if he's a deadbeat or not is to open the box.

    • @aaronwimsatt9681
      @aaronwimsatt9681 4 месяца назад +17

      So horrible person who means well as a father? Sounds about right.

    • @Dmobley9901
      @Dmobley9901 4 месяца назад +46

      @@aaronwimsatt9681 Basically yeah.
      The man grew up being tortured and abused every day to be the ultimate killing machine. He recovered from that, met his wife, felt love for the first time, was prepared to actually live a life-
      Only for his wife to die after their kid was born. He started mentally deteriorating and he knew it so that's why he did the whole "selling his son" thing, because he didn't want his son to live like that and have to see him like that.
      The part that isn't mentioned is the gamble he made on his son's behalf.
      If nothing happens, yes Megumi gets sent to live with his family, but since Megumi has the cursed energy that he was never born with, he wouldn't be treated like Toji-
      However there was one event which would set his son for life if it happened.
      If Satoru Gojo dies, his son would become that clan's new leader. Making him rich and powerful for life.
      And then on top of that in his dying moments he literally had the only man stronger than him become his son's guardian and teacher.
      Toji effectively pulled all of the strings from beyond the grave to give his son the best odds possible, and never even wanted any acknowledgement for it.
      That ain't a father going to get milk, that's a father committing life insurance fraud to feed his children.

    • @holythekingbacon6572
      @holythekingbacon6572 4 месяца назад

      @@Dmobley9901wtf

    • @Dmobley9901
      @Dmobley9901 4 месяца назад +1

      @@holythekingbacon6572 What?

    • @mokapops384
      @mokapops384 4 месяца назад +5

      This shit had me rollin! Not the "dead beatery"

  • @erodoujinshilover2811
    @erodoujinshilover2811 4 месяца назад +143

    Justice for the animators at mappa for animating the absolute work of art that is the shibuya incident arc

  • @ignightroad
    @ignightroad Месяц назад +2

    I'm SO glad YT recommended this video, didn't stop laughing the whole way through. +1 sub!

  • @dominicconway1112
    @dominicconway1112 4 месяца назад +6

    This is honestly one of the first videos I’ve guttural laughed at in a while 😂 “Bag your ass up, redddddd” - goldddddddddd
    Bro you got yow azz beat and your shystie snatched - hahah
    Liked and subscribed

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung 4 месяца назад +56

    9:35 BROOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS DEVIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @uda4699
      @uda4699 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Phasmania
    @Phasmania 4 месяца назад +139

    The Gojo lightskin voice kills me every time istg. 10:50 “Weeeavuhuh🫦😩”

  • @R3TR0923
    @R3TR0923 2 месяца назад +6

    11:09 how apple came up with their logo

  • @Black_Pastelz_Edits
    @Black_Pastelz_Edits Месяц назад +3

    Im so sick right now i can barely cough without my throat hurting damn this video made me laugh so hard i started coughing again 😂

  • @FayeLawnKrack3d
    @FayeLawnKrack3d 4 месяца назад +104

    CJ Dachamp's humor makes me smile all the time. The high Gojo part got me bad 😂😂😂.

  • @imjustbeinghonest2994
    @imjustbeinghonest2994 4 месяца назад +166

    You know, for someone that doesn't really get JJK's power system, your explanation at 13:50 was pretty accurate. Matter of fact, that is probably the best and simplest way to explain it.

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 4 месяца назад +17

      JJK power system is really well thought out. U should watch some videos on it explaining it.

    • @milicenty
      @milicenty 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@anonisnoone6125 some of it gets overexplained and has way too many extra details and steps for some of the techniques

    • @imjustbeinghonest2994
      @imjustbeinghonest2994 4 месяца назад +6

      @@anonisnoone6125 I was referring to CJ as the "someone that doesn't really get JJK's power system" 😅

    • @murasakino101
      @murasakino101 4 месяца назад +2

      I don't really get the power system fully either so I don't think anyone would het mad at him lol. I agree that he definitely did explain things really well in the video though.

  • @januskhazar237
    @januskhazar237 2 месяца назад +2

    This is the funniest shit I watched this week, subbed right away.

  • @Tensa_Zangetsu1222
    @Tensa_Zangetsu1222 3 месяца назад +5

    10:11 the voice over had me dead

    • @the_bear1928
      @the_bear1928 3 месяца назад

      Made him sound like Hishika from hxh

    • @uda4699
      @uda4699 2 месяца назад

      😂😂

    • @uda4699
      @uda4699 2 месяца назад

      Shit had me dead af. I quote it now

  • @alpphire
    @alpphire 4 месяца назад +113

    what's even more raw is the fact that bro was cookin in another bros domain expansion, bro was so built different that the guaranteed hit move couldn't even hit him. Toji was literally just built different.

    • @Zx7o.
      @Zx7o. 4 месяца назад +19

      The domain expansion guaranteed hit effect was being blocked by Megami activating his domain expansion, they gave a whole exposition detailing what was going on for like 10 minutes...

  • @alcatrazvongola
    @alcatrazvongola 4 месяца назад +42

    That Gojo impression had me in tears 😂

  • @brycev.5170
    @brycev.5170 9 дней назад

    @16:20-16:30 I hope u got a lot of new subscribers because that's why I love your channel. Excellent work my boi

  • @user-Crimson95
    @user-Crimson95 4 месяца назад +2

    Bro wasn't high he was fuckin ascending💀