Moist Meter | Anthem
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- Anthem (2019 Online Multiplayer Action Role-Playing Video Game), developed by BioWare and published by EA as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.
The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.
Moist Meter Scientists:
Jackson: / zealotonpc
Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
Contact: admin@theofficialfour.com
Intro Voice: goo.gl/y5YRWY
I think this is the longest I've heard Jackson ever speak.
I love that it just hung at the end there on a loading screen, fucking tops.
We need moar Jackson
You can tell the anger in his voice from the money and time he wasted in this shit
Tbh I don't want to watch a Moist Meter video that doesn't solely consist of Critikal's voice. I stopped watching as soon as he handed it off to the other guy.
@@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN what a shame denying yourself Jackson's words of wisdom
@@maritzaflores2000
Oh well. I'll live. lol
This game makes you feel like loading screens
10/10 -IGN
Anthem really makes you feel like batman
Loading screen makes you feel impatient.
#expecteddunkey
loading screen is the boss afterall lol
I was waiting for the IGN joke
ONLY 3 SUITS?!?! Am I the only one who thought there would be like 20 per class?
What? Lol am I misunderstanding..? There a 4 frames one per class. You where expecting 20 frames per class? You thought there was ganna be 80 frames in the game?!? Lol I hope I'm just retarded and misunderstanding.
To be fair to the game, you can radically change how a class behaves with upgrades and such.
Mirai Nikki That’s not exactly the biggest stretch, most games have at least armours in the double digits. To say that there should be 80 suit variants isn’t that odd, especially considering the development time of this shit pile.
Mirai Nikki also Apex is good purely because of Respawn, EA is terrible
I'm just guessing they might add more when the game is out for all platforms.
“No one game has this many loading screens”
Sonic 2006 would like to have a word with you.
Coker Cola Cat jump force as well
Yea but sonic 06 isn't an open world game on next gen systems.
@@warv6552 No its a linear game on that was made for the consoles it was made for back in the day. That makes it actually worse.
I came here for this comment
Coker Cola Cat hush, we don’t speak of that demon
1:02 you stopped after 8 hours of playing? So that's 4 hours of gameplay
That's generous. I'd say 2 hours
Joshua Altobar - Eh, probably five minutes of gameplay.
😂😂😂
Prody344 I spent 8 hours in the loading screen
Word is several players have died of natural causes while in the loading screens thus far
Looks like Anthem is too busy killing itself to "kill Destiny".
Destiny has been dead for awhile now especially since trials isn't coming back, so sadly it's like Anthem stabbing a dead horse screaming :OH YEA GET FUCKED IM BETTER:
@@picanteluke You liked the DDoS sweatfest that Trials was?
Bruh, you must be a masochist.
@@nercksrule bruh out of the hundreds of hours I put into trials, that happened to me only once, so I cant say it took away the fun factor for me. Sorry you were a victim of it though:/
Not saying destiny hasn't had its share of problems and controversies, but right now it is probably in the strongest position its ever been in.
ItsJustGolden Nope! Bungie just got away from activision and took destiny with them (fucking finally) Hopefully they can FINALLY make the game they have been wanting to make..
EA: *releases Anthem and almost completely destroys their future*
Apex Legends: “Wait. That’s illegal”
Are you a cheap version of Justin Y.?
i see you everywhere xD
If what the first replier says is true then let this be the first time i encounter you galois
@@atrophos4104 I will be there too
Except Respawn released Apex out of the blue solely to spite EA. 'They had no hand in this', was their lead dev's words.
It's illegal for you to be everywere
Man imagine making a game worse than vanilla destiny
This ain't the Destiny killer this is the self-suicider
Man imagine a game worse than vanilla destiny 2
Man imagine making a game worse than Fallout 76
Chang my mind I can guarantee u didn’t actually play d1 when it came out
Hey vanilla Destiny was a fun game, it just had like 15 hours of unique content total.
And now BioWare is likely facing the chopping block. The people behind Knights Of The Old Republic, Mass Effect Dragon Age reduced to this. Thanks EA.
Anyone good at Bioware has moved on to other companies. Kind of like how before Microsoft bought Rare, most of the devs already left.
Game studios are no different than any other company. The Bioware, Infinity Ward, Blizzard of yesterday are not the same as today.
Shit I find it hard to even blame EA. Look at Respawn, they are doing well under EA. I think Bioware just lost its talented Devs.
Can't blame EA on this, with 5 years this seriously looks like the developers fault.
Nah those people are long long gone as the other guy said
I completely forgot all about this game and it hasn't even been fully released yet lol
Even Speedwagon is dissapointed.
Same
There's a starman waiting in the sky hey favorite Bowie song and favorite Bowie song in one profile, nice
It’s not as bad as the ol’ hate culture makes it out to be. It might not be everyone’s thing, and it’s flawed for sure, but everything is at first. It’ll only get better. It definitely doesn’t warrant someone making four or five videos just repeating the same hate over and over, but Charlie’s just been filled with the critical anger lately.
@@sirmikalus9923 Chill bruther. He's just stating his opinion. Just have a nice debate about why or why not this game is good.
Anthem's greatest achievement will be increasing the playerbase of Warframe after people drop this shit.
Warframe feels so big now. There's just... SO much.
OOF
And Destiny 2 after warframe folks realize that there's no endgame here
@@TheArQu I would not even play destiny if people paid me for it
And Destiny even did that better than Anthem
From the perspective of a 3d artist, it looks like they spent more time on the art and technical art side of things and probably over designed the actual gameplay, to the point that when they reverted it to what was in the demo and final game, it was left barebones and grindy as heck. Overdesigning or corporate interference combined with achieving the visuals they wanted reeeeeally makes me see how this could've taken 5 years. Character and Environment art isn't always easy by any stretch but then theres the overhanging gameplay that needs to be tended to for a project. Tragically disappointing actually...(In my opinion)
The thing is is that game studios have different departments that work on the aspects of the game (I'm sure you're familiar with this already), so this argument doesn't make too much sense like it would for an indie game, a game jam production, or a small side project where the developer also does the art and music. This is just an embodiment of terrible game design choices mixed with a shitty game engine and no quality assurance (because we definitely need LESS of that in this day and age) and they thought this would fly in 2019 - a clear example when the video says a "lack of passion/talent in some areas."
@@Chaooo I do understand you, but I wasn't saying the design team was also the art team. I mentioned that as for the design works, the product speaks to a lack of implementation when it comes to aspects of a game loop that are actually fun.The reason I mentioned art at all is because there are many technical aspects that go into creating high fidelity environments and characters as opposed to something like overwatch (which obviously has its tech artists as well but its just not the same depth of task). There is no lack of passion when it comes to the art team because there are literally millions of people that play games not understanding how much iteration has to be done just to get one thing to work. For example, just one realistic character needs a high res sculpt(don't get me started on making feet), then a low res has to be made just to be useable, and without mentioning rigging and other mess theres the subsurface textures, skin textures, making sure tiling textures are scaled... I personally can see a lot of passion and talent here but as you mentioned, terrible design choices. The trouble is that I can see parts of the game where a developer might have had a "aha" moment but for some reason pulled back.
Probably the saddest thing is that going off of EA’s history they’ll probably shut down BioWare in the near future
Seeker Sunstorm I actually know one of the 3D modellers for this game, and he's been crazy overworked these last few months, and yes they have been working on it for 5 years lol.
This is what happens when a vast majority of gamers only care about graphics and aesthetics. Then compound that with a company trying to cater to the majority by any means
Jackson was great, have him in more!
He should come on the podcast sometime
@@chrisohear3887Yeah, like a special temporary host or something. It got kind of lonely when IHE left.
Did anyone notice Jackson sounded like he was crying whilst speaking
@@meshman2763 Probably because of how fucking bad this game is
Mass effect died for this
Kills me that they prioritised this mess over one of the best game trilogies of all time, F in chat for Bioware and Mass Effect
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bioware died for this
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Bioware has been dead for a good while now. EA just keeps reanimation its dried out corpse.
don't give EA credit for Apex, it is a respawn game, EA only had their hands in the publishing and suprisingly, the monetizing. Respawn made apex to what it is now
>suprisingly, the monetizing.
so you don't think the fact that you get less apex packs as you level up is bad?
@@Revenu i never said it was good that u get less packs
but by saying it's surprising that EA has monetized it you're implying that they got something right.
@@Revenu The "surprisingly" was meant sarcastic because EA always takes part in the monetization part in any game they publish. They only care about money.
You do. Starting at like lvl 20 I think you only get a apex pack every other level.
Please rise for the gamer anthem
do not
*plays first 4 notes of Megalovania*
*takes a knee*
All hail the single gamer, by the name of Anthem
Colors weave into a spiral fade
EA did an oopsie... _again._
E-Again
Bioware did the oopsie, EA just published it
Taimur Well BioWare also had to go Alpha to full release within two months so EA could sell their premier service. Ironically using the premier service for this one month is cheaper than buying the whole game and people already got their money’s worth on it, lol.
@@Ghostonaut More like it was a combination of everyone at BioWare who had purpose ended up leaving the company, them having to probably rebuild the game and EA rushing them.
sparton118 DEE 😂😂😂😂
Rest in peace Bioware. I had so many fond memories playing KOTOR and the Mass Effect trilogy back in the day.
I really doubt one bad game can kill a company
Ethos Music one bad game. They also made mass effect andromeda. Oh and shadow realms which didn’t even come out. Their last good game was in 2014....Almost 5 years ago.
@@EthosMusicOnly don't be so sure. It's happened. Also, bioware hasn't had the best rep for the last 6 years. Andromeda sucked. This was their last chance for EA and if they can't succeed with anthem, EA has no reason to keep one of their subsidiaries running anymore.
@@tiagofernandez9985
I've seen companies bounce back from failures before, so I'll put my money on that.
@@EthosMusicOnly I wouldn't. If Bioware can't make EA their money, they're not gonna keep them around.
You can’t spell “steal” without EA.
you haven't even watched the video
How to properly clean your metal computer guy you didn’t even watch the video
STOP! I AM GREAT! I AM NICE
My name is mr. nice guy
dont S.u.b me .🚫
Nice profile pic
Could you watch the whole video before commenting on everything you fat fuck?
Mad respect to Jackson for enduring this shit
Not even a bad game.
Definitely doesn't deserve this much shit
@@justifano7046 Except it's actually really bad.
@@richyrich6099 except it really isn't
I'm playing the shit right now.
And it damn sure isn't worse than fallout 76.
@@justifano7046 That's not much of a standard to go off of though, is it? That's like saying at least this dog shit doesnt taste as bad as this cat shit. Both are still shit.
Also, at least with Fallout 76 you dont need to wait an eternity on a loading screen.
@@richyrich6099 but that's not the bar I'm setting.
My comment isn't at least it's better than fallout 76.
My point is the comparison to fallout 76 is total bs.
Lol I had this vibe the second I saw game play of it. These games now a days are so easy to see right through the bullshit anymore.
Nice
my guess is that after all those videos on Anthem he made this is gonna be a solid 80 to 90%
It's the only 100% he will give out and then he wil retire the Moist Meter
I guess you never watched any of the anthem videos, huh? Lol
@@darkzeke200x somebody didn't get the joke
the only 110% ever in history
@@darkzeke200x r/woooooosh
Jackson is a really decent reviewer actually... Huh
Well juxtaposed with Charlie's style of just spouting funnyxD vagina penis butthole nonesense, yeah he is pretty good.
Can we get a “Jackson’s input” segment on all future moist meters?
What was the moist rate for this? I got stuck on a loading screen before I could see it.
ArthurAlcantara 20% lmao
20% because Jackson rated it, if Charlie rated it it would be -17%
r/whooosh
Why is it that everybody without profile pictures just cannot understand humor?
Is this the final conclusion of the Anthem is Awful anime series?
Wait til they release the manga.
The Manga was better, they completely ruined the Part 3 Arc
What's with the weird dub in the finale? Where did the original VA go?
Yea, they cut out allot of the loading screen boss fights to fit that 2 hour live-action film timeslot. CGI was great though.
Hopefully. Kind of lost me when the plot just kept looping back to being angry about load screens
"It felt like this game took 18 months to make..."
That's a good prediction, because it's absolutely true.
It was around the three year mark that the devs actually started to plan and figure out what the game was gonna be about. And by this, I mean that they _hadn't even began development by that point apart from trailers._
"But man, the game hasn't even reached his full potential, give it time and stop bitching!"
God I love people with their crappy excuses. A game should work properly from the start, not afterwards.
"But man, this car hasn't even reached his full potential, give it time and stop bitching! Eventually they will send you the wheels"
When the fuck did modern AAA releases model there operative process after DragonBall Z? Can I but a game and have it ready to roll out the box or do I have to wait 6 months after rease for it to finally hit super Saiyan and become enjoyable?
“Here’s a half baked cake. Don’t worry we’ll bake it more and more over time. Hope you enjoy it!”
If a game needs a day 1 patch before it even comes out, it’s not ready to be launched.
When the first dlc comes out, it will then finally be great
Respawn asked EA not to take part in developing Apex legends. Now you get why it's so good
hekope Apex is just another battle royale game that follows the same style as every other on the market, there is absolutely nothing EA can do in that situation other than add micro transactions. Plus, Apex is made up of a lot of recycled titan fall 2 mechanics and models, therefore making the game need little to no help from EA, respawn saying that EA will not be involved is just a publicity stunt to get more people on their game.
nah the netcode in apex is actual total dog shit lol
@@DevilDriverMGO dog shit is an understatement
@@ErickGonzalez-gb7ns Another game company on death row. On their next game, they gone be press like a lemon.
i have no issues with apex net code whatsoever are you positive its a server issue and not your own?
I really enjoyed Jackson reviewing. I'd like to see him return to do more of these.
I think Jackson did a really good job talking about the game.
It’s impressive that this might have worse loading than sonic 06
You just read the comment above. How original.
*ahem* Jump Force
NOTHING is that bad not even this wreck
*Game Grumps Flashback kicks in*
Ravage TheLegend it’s all good.
i like that they spent 5 years developing and hyping this hot garbage and Apex legends steals the spotlight entirely. A game i only heard about after it was released by people who hyped it after playing it.
In hindsight, that is a good thing that the spotlight was stolen, less people to buy the game and be sad
Plus (props to respawn) it took them months to make apex. (As they wanted to make it quickly to chip into the battleroyle craze)
apex has serious server issues now, still great but unplayable at times, the lore though.
Jackson sounds like hes not getting oxygen. Breathe deeper my man
>Australia
>breathable air
@@Toxin___InterHalfer pick one
Anthem is a bad game?
Let me put on my shocked face.
Jackson out here talking longer than any episode of the podcast.
Bioware is gonna get shut down after this game.
10,000 subscribers with no videos ? Hopefully, I’m tired of watching the corpse of one of my favorite childhood developers continually raped by EA. They should have been put out of their misery after the shit show that was andromeda
Good
If it doesn't sell there's some extreme potential that they're getting the visceral treatment in about a year.
I wonder what dragon age dread wolf is gonna be like
Prothean doubt it’ll ever be released tbh mate
All these new, shiny looter shooters and borderlands is still the best.
Sev-007 watch gearbox fuck up BL3
@@theslyguy2685 some dude from gearbox got hate awhile back because he kept on making puns about the number 3. I get you wanna build hype but if you have nothing to show then don't fucking say anything. So yes i agree gearbox will somehow fuck this up.
@@glitchman1272 idk man, memory is vage and i don't know the name of the ceo, but u probably right.
Meh I couldn't finish anymore after the first one, the similarities and differences collide to much for me.
@@Evilpricetag?
Most importantly, this game took *5 years* to make.
The world, controls, and suit customization definitely show it. It's just shame that they couldn't hire a story director or a game director in those 5 years. The story isn't even bad, they just didn't hire a team to design decent missions or content.
6 actually
Let me just say, if you haven't played Finding Nemo on the Gamecube, you have no clue how painful a loading screen can be. Try loading for 4 minutes just to play a 10 second swimming sequence, followed by a 30 second garbage cutscene, immediately followed by another loading screen.
I thought I was the only one who played that 🤣
@@King_Kei I always knew there were more of us out there. We'll never get that time back.
You've just activated repressed thoughts for me, I think the Finding Nemo Sleeper Agent inside me is waking up
Finally, I’ve been looking for the others who’ve played this for years
@@hadcat1183 We'll need to setup some sort of support group at this rate.
The word 'loading screen' is used 67 times in this review. Anthem still has more loading screens than that per play session.
honestly the fact gamers accept incomplete games like this nowadays is sad, like seriously have some self respect you can play actually finished functional games.
I just feel bad for all the people that are going to lose their jobs because of EA.
This shit is unfair and they deserve way better.
But on the flip side. EA is not a great employer unless you do not mind not having a social life and you like to move all around the planet.
Except this is on Bioware. It's easy to point at EA but they just let Respawn do whatever they wanted and look at Apex. Bioware was not ready for this type of game and unfortunately its most likely going to be the end for them.
I don't think we can blame EA this time around. Not after being hot on heels with Alex Legends. BioWare is at fault here.
You're viewing EA in the wrong light. A lot of people have a huge disdain for EA because of how they absorb game studios that everybody loves and destroys them. In the case of Anthem: EA is just the publisher for Bioware as the developers.
Publishers typically have no say in the development of the game, they only set deadlines, handle monetization, give pointers on game design through market research, make sure the developers are on track, and maybe, MAYBE handle quality assurance (because let's be real, QA is mostly dead), among other things. All the publisher wants is to see a good game pitch, do a risk assessment on whether or not the game is going to sell or not, feed the developers money if they take the risk, set a deadline, and push development along. It's possible the publishers send their own expertise in to assist development, but we don't have any information on whether this was the case or not and I'm too lazy to look it up so feel free to correct me, plus there would need to be evidence that the publisher's development assistance team had some influence on the quality of the final revision.
Unless there's evidence of EA cutting the production budget or pulling the deadline forward, EA isn't really to blame this time.
@@Chaooo I can see what you mean, but you also have to keep in mind how EA straight up refuses to fund/publish single player games. For example: Visceral Studios was working on a single player star wars game. During development, EA saw little to no potential monetization for the game and closed the project, while also shutting down Visceral Studios.
The only single player game in recent years that EA released was Mass Effect Andromeda. This game was given to a Bioware branch that had never worked on a Mass Effect game before (core development wise), and look where it ended up. If what you said is true, I am fairly certain that, because of how EA has been treating single player games, Bioware pitched the idea of Anthem (may have been originally purposed for a single player experience) and EA asked them the same question they asked Visceral Studios "How can we monetize it?"
Bioware, a single player game studio, attempted to make Anthem a multiplayer game in fear of being shut down. So yes, we can blame EA on this one.
The argument for Apex is quite dumb tbh. I understand where it is coming from, but people need to remember that Respawn, the creator of MW2, COD3, Titanfall 1 and 2, had PLENTY of experience creating awesome multiplayer games. So obviously, EA let Respawn make any multiplayer experience they like, as long as it is monetized.
*Loading Screen: The game (with some shooting i guess)*
It's my kind of content, but I'm going to wait till until the DLC comes out featuring 4 new loading screens (1 is a PS4 exclusive)
Love that Jackson is doing the review this time around, would like to see more without fully replacing Charlie of course
Honestly what a tragedy. Look at those character animations. The jumping, the flying, the special abilities, the particle effects. It looks so cool. The animation team did a great job and they had all their hard work shat on by a dev team that apparently didn't realize they needed to make a game to go with those animations.
Thank you Jackson, for powering through the traumatizing , PTSD inducing, crusty condom of a game for us all, Anthem. Keep it up trooper.
It's got an unforgivable amount of flaws, but the core gameplay is fun enough that a 20% seems kinda low tbh. I give it a 5/10.
I agree. Its not that bad
Thor8151990 i think it’s satire
I was never excited about Anthem, kinda feel good that I was right from the start.
Same here, there's certainly been a trend of overly ambitious games which have fallen short over the last few years. Futuristic flying exo suits... hmm, hasn't that the been the downfall of a few games before?..
@@TotallyAmSam tbf the suits seems to work pretty well, they arent the problem at all. its missions, enemies and loading screens that killed this game. saying the suits killed this is a little unfair
@@jynxed66six54 oh definitely, my point was perhaps the devs were putting too much emphasis on the game being revolutionary and "cool" and therefore neglecting the core elements such as dynamic missions or ensuring non-repetitive gameplay, just like other AAA videogames(destiny, evolve, cod games) which promised a lot more than they gave. My comment was phrased badly, I suppose my main point is videogames seem to be favouring nice concepts over solid gameplay and story.
I was a little intrigued by this game, seeing as I was a big fan of Destiny and Borderlands. Oh boy am I glad I didn't give this shit any money.
Joelington same deal for me I actually almost preordered
God bless, Saint Jackson, for enduring the pain when St. Charles couldn't.
GDI, I'm a big bioware fan and it really saddens me to see such a great developer go downhill like this.
They've gone downhill since Mass Effect 3
Wasn't this supposed to be the make-or-break game for Bioware after Andromeda? At least that's what everyone was saying for a bit. I guess time will tell if this oofs Bioware to the same depths as Visceral and the others.
Give it a year at most. If Anthem doesnt make the money EA wants it to by then, Bioware is gone.
Bioware was split up into a bunch of sister studios. Most have them have been closed or rolled into other projects. The one that made Anthem was their pinch hitter(different from the team behind Andromeda) and they clearly fell on their face.
@@ScrumChum edmunton divided into austin and montreal. Montreal made andromeda and got rolled into an ea studio... Edmunton, the main studio responsible for the me trilogy, dragon age kotor made this
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@@arceptor To be fair, Bioware themselves basically admitted that everyone with talent left many years ago. That was their excuse when Andromeda came out and i can't believe that things improved since then.
@@DiddyBohlen it is very sad. At least casey hudson is gm... For now
anthem? more like no guy buy
AAA advertisement red flags:
- Massive open world
- 3894 hours of gameplay
- Looter shooter
- Road map
- Crafting
EA didn’t make Apex, don’t give them credit for it lol
then dont blame them for anthem, since they didn't make that either.
blame bioware and credit respawn, EA is shit for other reasons
He said published by EA, not developed.
@@milesreal420 But controlled by EA. The Frosbite engine and the 4k resolution was an EA choice. The funny thing is; Humans can't see in 4K. But see the difference between 60 fps and 120 fps.
Omega Man wrong, we can see in much much greater than 4K: we just can’t tell much if a different in resolution after that
EA has no control on the development of Apex but anthem is a different story, EA force them to use their shitty frosbite engine(again) and still ended up like the shitshow that made called ME andromeda.
Should've played Lego Star Wars instead
it took 5 years to think about it, fuck around and spin their wheels and 18 months to hurriedly cobble something together out of the rubble. Jackson was surprisingly accurate with his thinking
Jackson should do more moist meters!!!!
If you look at early dev comments on the anthem reddit, they said that there would be few loading screens and the game world would flow without loading screens
Steven Steven, you thing the clickbaiters care about the game only coming out on the 22nd with a day one patch? Charlie hated anthem since he spent 3 hours during the VIP demo trying to get in.
In light of the full game now being accessible.
You guys were right, I was wrong.
This game is awful
I personally liked the game.......for the first 10mins. It also feels like they put all the effort into the first 15 mins then gave up.
How much of that 1st 15mins was loading screens?
MoonMan I got extremely lucky and it only took me like 1 minute every time I played.
Extraa Tea same I played it before it came out for a little while and it was fine but that was for only about 20 minutes and I haven’t played since so I don’t know how it is now
3 loading screens to get to basic gameplay? Did someone finally make a spiritual successor to Sonic 06?!
Sonic 06 had faster loading screens too and they weren't using their own fucking engine for it.
People are comparing this to warframe warframe is free and fun this is just insulting
This is anthem for moisture.
Every time I comment somewhere, people always tell me how much they adore and love me, the supreme being of RUclips. How much do you love me, world kingP
@@AxxLAfriku not at all
AxxL I adore u supreme world being
AxxL ur fat
Why would EA advertise Anthem and then release it right after Respawn did Apex? Lmao who cares EA go drunk youre home
I can't tell if you're joking or not
@@Luissv72 why would he be joking? I mean, Apex Legends was published by EA. Sure I don't think they'd have total control over the timetable but in reality, it's a fucking brainlet move to release them so close together.
If I were EA I'd have want Anthem, an IP basket that they are basically putting all of their eggs in, releasing with ZERO competition or potential hype thieves... Especially games that they were also involved with
They either didn’t expect Apex to be as successful as it was, or they wanted to save money on marketing
@@Luissv72 why would they want to release their Destiny competitor, big budget MMO right after Apex? The releases were stupidly close, even if they though Apex wouldn't be a hit it's stupid
Fractal Metal that’s what I’m thinking. Titanfall 2 got a bad launch date and killed the game. It’s honestly like they did that again but this time the newer game slipped and died
Really like this joint review. Great vids as always. Too bad this game sucked.
I felt like it would suck I don’t know why I just felt it in my fucking bones. Thanks for letting me know I should trust my intuition.
This is the dark souls of loading screens
While I thoroughly enjoy Charlie's Moist Meter series I've gotta say that I really liked hearing Jackson's insights on the game, I wouldn't mind seeing more of him if that meant more Moist Meters as well.
It would be cool if Moist Meter also covered stuff that isn't necessarily recent
So like... Lego Star Wars?
Mad0x817 exactly
I mean, play monster hunter world, cool gameplay, grind, and a super consumer friendly dev team.
Jackson's reporting was kind of like when news stations do a cut to the on the spot weather guy, by the end I was kind of expecting him to say "Back to you Charlie" or something. It's great.
Anthem: The game with a moisture level of the Sun
I honestly forgot about this game as soon as the trailer for it showed up.. I think I have had one thought about it while I was taking a massive shit, because I forgot to take my phone with me so my mind was racing out of boredom and that was it .When you have been playing games for 20 years you have an eye shit like this.. its enough to see a glimpse of gameplay and it becomes clear if the game is worth the time/money or not. And im very thankful for this superpower which many people seem to lack, because it saves me hella cash.
Agree. It gets easier to spot bullshit on a gameplay trailer as years go by. Same shit with that billion planet space game that was full of lies and people still expected it to be good.
Normally I like his content but honestly I had a lot of fun playing the demo and that was an older build. Im going to enjoy the game. Maybe my standards are lower, but I've spent a lot of time on it already with friends and have had a lot of fun
So basically this entire game is a Loading screen...
“anthem will kill destiny”
True bioware fans called this out the moment we got actual footage.
People called us haters but in reality we were simply trying to save there wallet some heartache.
Dragon Hitman People with common sense called this out.
Dragon Hitman when one of the bioware employees said they wanted to be noticed or focus on their gameplay more than their story, that was a big fat nail slamming into the coffin.
After Dragon Age 2, Inqusition, Mass Effect 3's ending, SWTOR and Andromeda, I had no hope to start.
To be honest, all these games had good *parts* but failed spectacularly in others. Bioware just isnt the same anymore.
It's just a demo...oh...wait no it isn't
Same thing for the BFV release eh?
I want to scream this in every Anthem streamers ear
Oh hi Tommy
How's your life
haha what a story Tommy
We're proud of your first Moist Meter, Jackson
This looks like Mass Effect: Andromeda with a different paint job.
But they jump higher. That's the legacy of the Montreal studio. Now you know why the underwater control are so bad.
I will forever refuse to believe Anthem is anything but Andromeda's corpse with scraps of warframe meat draped over it
tbf, this makes Andromeda look like a masterpiece.
“A clear lack of passion, and at times, talent.”
my friends have all been telling me how im going to regret not getting this game, but goddamn i will not.
Was this video even necessary after 5 videos with the title: anthem is awful?
I’d love to see more of Jackson in the Moist Meter
Destiny: "We've made a dull repetitive looter shooter, enjoy"
Anthem: "Hold my beer"
Hold my Javelin, more like.
Hold my Javelin, more like.
Hold my Javelin, more like.
*sees notification*
Dis gon be gud
guys anthem didnt take 7 years to be made. The devs were literally just discussing ideas for 5 years and the development was only 1 year or so..
Finally someone that knows
when in those 5 years did they discuss making one that didn’t work
Idk but I know that when the trailer came out there was no game yet
Geez, I hope BioWare doesn't get shut do-
Aaaaaaaaaand they're gone.
how do you go from Knights of The Old Republic to this
EA
both trash
EA is just lowering standards so their next game is better by comparison
Shit man, can't wait for them to release a good game then, it's been years of shit games. (Apex doesn't count since Respawn had no interference from EA)
THE TRAILER WAS BETTER THAN THE GAME (but this is only the early stages, so meh)
*_CHANGE MY MIND_*
That's always how it is. Because that's what the PR team gets paid for. And they have fuck all to do with the games production.
That crazy train remix 👌
You can't change someone's opinion.
Even if it is one made in ignorance
This game needed to be delayed. You could tell when they released the "demo". That was a beta. Lol.
The game is getting a complete reboot apparently
It's only fair that Jackson shared his opinion since he and Charlie worked together to make the Anthem Sucks series, some of the funniest stuff on this channel
For a guy who basically have a fetish of loading screen like me, this game is still trash.
Loading time, with the narration of a good story, would have make a great difference. But good story do not matter anymore for EA.
@@omegaman7377 i mean we all love skyrim, and that loaded every time you changed building.
Every 2nd youtube video Ive watched in the last month has had an Anthem ad on it and I knew immediately it was gonna be crappy
That's what happens when you let EA take full control of the development of your game. The folks over EA already showed that the only thing they care is money, not good gaming experiences. About the lack of content in a game that took 5 years to develop, since they were planning in making this game as a "Game as a service" kind of stuff, I bet that they are holding this content and will slowly release it.
Rodvus They also took devs from us battlefront 2 players and shipped them to BFV. Dice, when they have the resources, can make some awesome Star Wars content for that game. But it’s so clear how small they are and how things get delayed. EA could make so much more money if they hadn’t of limited dice like that. The game overall is very solid and fun. It’s the content that lacks.
Those loading screens are unrivaled tho.
Bloodborne would like to have a word lol
@@anarchyripper2251 yeah but those loading screens dont exist if your good lol.
Sonic 06
Loading screens look like some shit from the ps2 era. Black screen with a javelin in the background. How bland. If they’re gonna have a lot of loading screens which (shouldn’t even be there) at least make that shit interesting smh