I HATE ANTHEM
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- Опубликовано: 12 мар 2019
- IHE delves deep into the latest looter shooter video game to join the pile, Bioware's Anthem.
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anthem literally bricked my ps4 and when i posted about it on the anthem reddit my post got removed
Do you know how?
it's your own fault that you bought the game. not realising it's gonna be shit is also your fault and not anyone else's.
I will let that "literally" go. And yeah, that sucks when your console you pay for it basically scrapped by a single game that you bought for $60... That's a lot of money.
@@512TheWolf512 Lmfao.
That's like saying it's his fault that he caught food poisoning not realizing the food was bad from the start.
Ayy lmao
---The Writers Room---
Writer: ...and then he says “get glitched”
Everyone else: Yeah that’s great.
“good good got it great good”
What are you talking about? Casey Hudson locked himself up in a hotel room, alone, and wrote that one line over the course of a 3 day weekend.
George Lucas: ‘It’s gonna be great’
Steven Spielberg: ‘It’s gonna be great.’
George Lucas: ‘It’s gonna be great’
Steven Spielberg: ‘It’s gonna be great.’
Boomers smh my head
"Yeah, that's good, do that."
-Someone who's bad at Life.
“Affect the story by making your own dynamic choices”
[X] be good
[B] be bad
Choose your answer:
[X] Yes
[B] No, but actually yes.
@@Warhamer116 choose your answer : fallout 4 edition
(a)yes
(b)I'll do that later
(c) ***sarcastic***
(d)but why tho?
*mashes B*
If I ever get this game, I'll just spam B then, or for PS players, circle.
Fable be like:
The plot of anthem in a nutshell:
“Villain”: let’s use renewable energy
Protagonist: *no*
He must be an energy man.
Is that real?
Sounds like the plot of DOOM 2016
But doom is actually good
@@luismoralesacevedo3100 Except the Slayer doesn't talk, so he never says "no"
Wow. Above 1.6 dislikes.
A lot of people are angry about that pie comment.
mmmmmmmm pie wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Max S. I think there mad about, at least I am, about him saying the pie comment was going to be the most controversial statement, I’m saying that’s the most controversial statement is controversial
But I don't really like dessert pie. I like beef pie.
Does shepards pie count?
Either that or the entire Anthem playerbase came here.
You don’t like pie?
*GET GLITCHED*
he just needs great pie
more controvertial then hating mars bars
Unsubbed and reported. Never insult pie
Fr. How can you not like pie?
Pie is life
When I'm dead and buried I want my gravestone to read ''Got glitched.''
There's no reason for this to be so funny, and yet, it is
@@therealMrA theres nothing really funny about this, its basically a copy and paste joke at this point
Get glitched dude
I don't understand how sci-fi can be so disappointing... there are literally infinite possibilities, yet it keeps being so samey.
Because when there are infinite possibilities, the one common factor ends up being the limited and biased source of imagination, which is us, humans. Also because most of the time the goal is to make easy money.
Because sci-fi translates to spectacle for video game developers.
Sometimes restrictions can breed creativity more than freedom. Freedom can be paralyzing esp if you’re working for a soulless company with no real vision. For example lots of early video games were incredibly creative with the restrictions they were given due to technical limitations.
I think hardest part about traditional sci fi is grounding character journeys and goals on a scale that is relatable without losing the audience to their own imaginations and thus losing the focus of your story
Simply because the writers aren’t creative enough to fully harness and seize the potential of the sci-if genre. That and they were more focused on the live action part of the game than delivering an interesting narrative.
IHE: “I hate Anthem”
*I sleep*
IHE: “I hate Pie”
*WOKE*
I hate Mars Bars.
@@CybernikTheHedgehog *TRIGGERED*
"PS4 playing anthem"
Anthem: Get glitched
"PS4 crashes"
This got me dying LOL
"PS4 Doesn't turn back on."
Lmao
"Get bricked"
Anthem *UNLEASH THE POWER*
Probably the best commercial line ever
i genuinely cringed and laughed out loud when my character said "get glitched". How on earth did anyone think that was good enough to be in the game
@@Paperoni Next to "dead weight" 🤣
@@slikkvic7611 *angry Nero noises*
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place to get glitched"
the awkward waddle in the oversized battle suit afterwards really adds to it💀
That "I'm only human after all" reference was amazingly hilarious
1:40 Seriously he has potential to be a voice actor
"I'm only Spongebob, after all"
I’m here from the future, he was ahead of his time
For shame IHE, how many times are you gonna review destiny?
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU OLD MAN
This game is definitely worse than destiny
Hey, this is about the Dominion and some lady named Dax. This is a Deep Space 9 review.
At least Destiny worked properly at launch. Anthem at launch had problems even rolling stats on its weapons; in the game I have a gun with 0 in every stat, which I've held onto after the bug was patched since it's such a hilarious thing to own.
It's relative.
It's also incredibly weird to call a military unit which seemingly has a permanent barracks in a specific city freelancers
ya i thought a freelancer was like a mercenary? not like a soldier fighting for his home.
Just "Lancers" would have worked way better, since they use Javelins. Calling them freelancers makes them sound like underpaid graphic artists than soldiers.
@@supertaoman12 honestly that's exactly what I thought by the time he said "freelancer" for the tenth time.
It's also weird to name your game "Anthem" when the song played at funerals is Taps.
Sometimes its funny to go back to this video just to get reminded this game even existed. It feels like a fever dream. I am genuinely surprised EA hasn't unlisted it yet. Nobody plays this. Nobody works on this either.
I only come back to GET GLITCHED
Ah yes, Anthem.
Or as I like to call it, "Bad Warframe".
And that’s saying something!
Warframe is free too
Better yet the 'Destiny killer'
And yet look what two games are dead and which one is still going...
@@Mr-Moron lmao warframes far from dead its about to release a massive mainline update tomorrow too
"People in hulking power armor trying to have serious conversations looks stupid."
*40k fans shifting uncomfortably*
Do they even wear helmets in 40k?
@@MinhNguyen-yk4yu The important people don't.
In the grim darkness of the future, there is only EA
@@WakkaMadeInYevon At that point I'm joining the Necrons to destroy everything.
@@TheGreatYukon Or the Drukhari to just go out with the most horrifying bang
For some reason the npc's faces really piss me off. It's like they all look incredibly smug or something.
Had the same issue with andromeda.
I know exactly what you mean. It makes my face tired :P
Owens face the most
@@loneronin6813 it makes my face balls hurt
So, they're like IRL NPCs? You should commend them for their realism.
@@manictiger No they look and act extremely cocky for no reason
"I don't like Anthem"
I bet that's true of most and people who like it may understand - some may be for gameplay.
"I don't like pie"
You see, now you lost me.
I play anthem not because its a good game but whenever i just wanna fuck around in a power suit for a hour with op guns nuking everything i cant even remember the last time i died but that might be because i use: health the javelin
@@papercamera2989 are you gonna continue playing Anthem now that it's officially dead? Well it's had a long drawn-out death starting from launch.
@@cheefah3271 I’ve stopped playing at all recently tbh
If i remember correctly, the game of anthem itself was made in about a year and a half, it wasn't even being built when it got teased at the game cons. (They had multiple years of pre-development and most of their ideas had to be trashed due to time and engine limitations.) Not really an excuse because they should have started earlier, but still context.
Destiny: let’s make combat first person and the hub areas will be in third person.
Anthem: well, we have to be different from Destiny, so let’s make the combat third person and make the hub area first person.
Let's also make our game unplayable. I mean seriously bungie was so stupid making their game playable and enjoyable
@@SpiffoGaming and then since Destiny let you loot shades and you can only change color base on it certain type, we will make Anthem able to color different part but put all the shades in microtransaction.
@@SpiffoGaming I play Anthem since the day its released and never had a problem that makes it unplayable.
@@Kalle594 There were issues on console where it would literally brick your console. I think people who say this are being VERY literal.
edit: Someone made this comment already on this video, and apparently they posted it on reddit and it got removed?
@@vex6213 Maybe it happened to some people, but i had fun with the game and no big problems.
You just don't understand how deep, well thought out, and varied... pie really is.
I heard his line about pie and knew the top comment would be about it.
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half
It's a wonderful day for piiiiieee. You can ask all the birds in the skyyyyyyy
But does it make you *feeeeel* like pie?
Not An NPC yeah until he’s traveled to Georgia (in the southern US of course) and had a berry pie made by a middle-aged lady in a small town nobody’s ever heard of, he’s never _truly_ eaten a pie
Such a biased and unintelligible critic
How is it that someone that doesn't like pie, be able to criticize garbage
Based
I just hate this type of protagonist so much, oh my god. This type of... etheral creature. No origins, no family, no story - blank enough to make it seem like a self-insert but actually impossible to relate to because they were injected with a wacky sense of humor just for the sake of making it look like they have some sort of personality, which only ends up making them look dumb and not believable for a penny. It gets even worse if the game keeps calling you the hero when the story is actually driven exclusively by the other characters and you're basically just a random overpowered mcguffin guy following along. Either commit 100% to the self-insert way with a silent and completely blank protag that I have to fully rp with, either balance it with great decisions, choices and lore like in the Mass Effect, either give us a protag with an already established personality and story that I have to discover and enjoy as is because you don't always have to insert yourself into the main character to enjoy a game. Don't try to do the three at the same time or you get a game that is very unsatisfying because the main window through which you look at it, aka the player character, is just uninteresting at best and unbearable at worst.
Very well said.
It's a classic BioWare protagonist, though. It was the same in Neverwinter Nights and Dragon Age: Origins.
@PasserMontanus I'll have to disagree. In both these games, while the protagonist is silent, they're not blank, because you can make them whoever you like. Neither are they injected with a wacky premade humor. In these games, you are given a relatively large pool of options to RP their personalities through dialogues, origins, stats and specializations, etc. And the way you personalize your character influence the decisions that are avaible to you. And you are actually the hero, you actually drive the story in those games, you're not just an overpowered sidekick for the real protagonist. In fact, Dragon Age Origins lets you decide on your character's personality and morality much more than its two sequels, which are more restricted. It's actually pretty well balanced in terms of role-playing. The protagonists of DAO and NWN could never even dream of approaching the degree of emptiness and cringe of the Anthem protag.
4 years from now, on IHE's channel:
"I HATE ANTHEM 2"
@Kathy Kat To be fair, Anthem launched in a similar situation as Destiny and had a 10 year plan with ActiBlizzard (cut short now).
If they find a way for it to print money like that game did after launch, you can bet it'll get one.
* 2 years
U mean "Anthem: the shit we didn't put in the first game on purpose so we can get a part 2 going."
Oh wait, thats Destiny 2 and Division 2, my bad, i confused the three.
@@theguywhowentthere3346 I see how you could confuse the three, they are basically the same game with different graphics after all
Destiny was a siappointment, Antehm was a bootleg Destny disappointment, although we didn't expected to be good...so expectations met, and Division ok. If you were to play any of these three games, pick the Division...at least then it's ok. If you were to take out the Destiny layer that's added to it, then you would just get a standard TPS. And it's ok. It's not mind blowing...just...ok....
BioWare: buy our game
Consumers: GET GLITCHED
"The Minions, cruel conquerers from the north"
get glitched
"I can't properly compliment anything without bringing up significant caveats." An incredible quote for a flop of this magnitude. Though I'm not sure anyone will happen across this comment 4 years after this video's release, not much has been changed or improved with the game.
Legendary contracts were added as a form of high-difficulty daily tasks and take place in the open world. Endgame activities include these contracts, waiting around for world events (think Public Events from Destiny, albeit on a 1 to 3 star scale of how much XP they give), and the aforementioned Strongholds. Strongholds are only done by people who want to top each month's speedrun on the in-game leaderboards, as they provide little loot and XP.
There is no difference in XP gain between Easy, Normal, Hard, Grandmaster 1, GM2, and GM3. New players are encouraged to stay on Easy or be carried through GM3 content by other players to slowly level up their "gear score" to around 600, and their character level to 30. I'm at gear score 240 and character level 14, both from 30 hours of gameplay. If you want to max out (gear score 960), going below GM 3 means that items will always drop 5 levels under the max, as a nice little arbitrary sprinkle on top of that which is the loot system. Easy or GM3, plenty of wasted development time balancing the rest of the difficulties.
Loot only matters if it's Masterworked (additional special modifiers like +50% Damage and +40% Ult Recharge) and if it can set up combos. This game didn't need a crafting or gear score system at all.
Some good things still have happened. The servers are still running. The microtransactions are still running as well, but are not as intrusive as Destiny, especially Destiny 2 as of this comment. There is still a semi-active community through the Discord server, and new players are still helped out by old players. Though I shouldn't grant BioWare any excuse with this horrendously shallow story (I still haven't completed the Javelin of Dawn quest and was surprised by how uninteresting the rest is), the currently small playerbase feels eerily similar to the outcast nature of the Javelin Pilots.
This game isn't worth anyone's time, money, or attention, yet it simply feels good to play. The feel and sound of the Javelins and weapons is masterclass, especially if you pick Colossus, since the lack of movement options feels natural on a 2 ton behemoth. The fact that the game is no longer being serviced live means I don't have to suffer from any FOMO like in Destiny 2.
I can't praise the game, not a lot, but I most certainly enjoy seeing anyone pop onto the game to try it out, as nothing else in my library comes close to the graphical fidelity and the raw fun of having a customizable Iron Man game.
Thanks for taking the time to write this, Anthem popped into my mind recently. Ive never played the game but I'm glad to hear theres still a loyal player base out there supporting Anthem, even if it doesn't necessarily deserve it
when you warned about spoilers i laughed because i care that little
I was actually thanking god, I've been very curious to know about the details of the game's story without purchasing it and too many people treat it as sacred. Now I know what flavor of trash it is. That's all I wanted.
😂 straight facts
I haven't even seen any spoiler warnings, that's how little i cared about this "story"
yeah, spoilers in online loot shooter...
Your profile pic is nightmare fuel
I dont think comparing Anthem to Destiny is fair. Destiny is playable.
@Jake S get out please
Veritaserum90 destiny 1 is somehow fun and good
@McChinaTown86 - that is my point
Thb anthem is ok I played it and finished it
Bioware will never have the chance to break the chains of oppression like Bungie did with Activision.
I was curious about this game and I bought it when it was 85% off. I purchased the Legion of Dawn edition for around $10 and I can safely say that the game isn't even worth $10
It's less than 5 quid on g2a
@@TarfuLuke I'm not sure if the game would be worth playing even if it was free
@@threepotatogamers7301 Is it really that bad? I mean for a fiver, just to fuck around
@@TarfuLuke True. If you just want to screw around with it then spending $5 wouldn't be horrible
@Vincent No, despite it being much cheaper the developers have abandoned the game and aren't going to update it since they cancelled the overhaul
Was never a need to play this game, either play Destiny or play warframe, shoot even play Titanfall, all three of these games cover every element of this game but better.
PC: so... What does "get glitched" mean?
NPC: I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
“ A good question for another time.” -Ma, Star Wars
“Until they did”
“Until they didn’t”
@@thatbadplayer2243 " Until *it* didn't* get it right
Actually, Alex... trivia time: The game isn't called Anthem because of the Anthem of Creation - the Anthem of Creation is a thing because the game is called Anthem.
That's right - they originally had a different name for the game, couldn't stick with that one, renamed the game Anthem, and then came up with a story that would give the name "Anthem" some meaning. *_NOT MAKING THIS UP._*
#GameWriting
k
These guys were once responsible for writing Dragon Age Origins :(
I feel like the "of creation" is cuz of the the hype around ashes of creation
I heard about this IIRC they wanted to call it beyond but the executives at the top started shitting bricks because they weren't able to get the trademark.
Back again after the game has effectively been discontinued
Revisiting this after the cancellation announcement
9:30 are you telling me that the freelancers failed ONE mission and now people have lost faith in them
That's kind of stupid in my opinion
They've just gotten used to protagonists save-scumming until they succeed.
I like to think that day I played Super Mario drunk off my ass I condemned countless universes to... I don't know? come to think of it, Bowser is pretty chill and I wouldn't mind a world ruled by him. At least he's there.... the Mushroom King has done nothing for us.
Adrian Jutronich #Bowser2020 #MMKGA
Exactly. The real life US military has failed many times, yet people still have faith. Why? Because before they failed, they succeeded on the mission, which is what the freelancers did. Am I right?
Alexander Zheng buddy you’re making barely any sense and definitely arguing for no reason. Got off the internet you’re going to embarrass yourself, go play outside kid.
"I'm sure every 14-year-old is gonna love this scene"
*thinks back to Angry Joe's review*
Lmao I immediately thought of that.
This reviewer sounds like he has lost his soul, i see nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of simple action, it just works, unlike fallout 76
@@kael070 😒
Edit: 🤨
@kael070 Pure action is fine, but only if that’s how the game was marketed.
Honestly Ihe seems to protest too much throughout this review especially for someone with a channel name that sounds like it was made by a teenager.
Guardian, Agent, Freelancer, Hero, General, Important One, etc etc etc
They dont even try
Well guardian actually made sense, FREELANCER however
They forgot Operator
I'm here 2 years after this video, and ... lol Anthem is not going to be fixed. I hate to be all like "I called it!" but ever from the very first video I ever saw of this game, while it was absolutely jaw-droppingly gorgeous, it just looked so... bland. not interesting. not engaging. not enticing. So much so, that I never bought it, never played it, and I just sat back and watched it crash and burn, with a smug smile on my face because, well, I called it.
RIP. And RIP everyone's wasted money.
Destiny: Get Glitched Edition
Ultimate self-destructive pre order edition for PS4 ;)
Get Glitched!
*Over 9000 PS4's crash trying to play Anthem*
On god
I heard it was only a few but I wouldn't be surprised
You mean "Get bricked!".
@@L4Disillusion I heard it was over 1,400
It's as if a million PS4s cried out in pain and were silenced.
Man, imagine if our choices could've prevented Owen from betraying us. Like maybe our dialogue or something could change the fate of the characters. That way, the dialogue would also affect the combat since this either causes Owen to go against you, or for him to understand and continue to side with you but with a stronger bond.
What really should have happened is we walk out of our robot using the emergency escape and shoot him in the face.
"Get the wiki ready, cuz you're gonna need it...' my favorite critique of any live service game so far god
36:16 “You pissed it away, like a fart in the wind 🌬 💨”
-Anthem 2019
VENOM
Surprised Eminem didn't tweet Bioware saying "THEY ARE BLOWING IT!"
That about sums up what BioWare and EA accomplished.
I still cant really believe that Anthem is already out. THIS is what was supposed to be the big Mass effect replacement?
I think i'd rather play Andromeda.
Downsyndromada is beter then Anthism
Nah idk about that
Hilariously enough Andromedia has a higher review score rating XDD
I would rather wank three times a day until outerspace comes out
Same reaction I had when Destiny came out in 2014... I was so excited for both of them, until they released
Javelin isn’t even a creative name for a mech, they were also the names of grunt suits from Mobile Suit Victory Gundam from 1993
28:54 "There needs to be ACTION, ACTION all the time otherwise your friends might get bored" thats why i hate multiplayer games. Its allways just run and gun.
Friends: "skip the cutscene, its boring as hell!"
Me: "But i want to know whats happening in the story."
Friends: "BORING!"
This was such a painful problem of F76. All the world building and lore were punted into computer terminal entries or audio logs.
Except you can't even pause/resume a single audio log. If you get forced into combat by respawning enemies, your buddies start going BLAM BLAM BLAM, or start talking, or something IRL comes up?
Fuck you! Restart the audio log!
So everytime you found a terminal or audio tape (there were hundreds of taps and I don't know how many terminal entries), it felt like you needed to scream "EVERYONE SHUT UP AND STOP HAVING FUN! IT'S READING/AUDIO TAPE TIME!"
That or you just played the game solo, like IHE did, thus ignoring the whole "play with friends/MP" part of the game.
Like BW, BGS had no idea what it was doing making a multiplayer game.
In online games like this it makes sense to skip cutscenes
@@duncanlutz3698 that is why I will always perfer and play single player games more besides the fact that all multiplayer games are temporary (servers shut down eventually)
Out on a mission in a "robot suit", it feels natural and human.
While in the hub world as a person, it feels unnatural and robotic.
Ironic Irony.
Begone furry, this comment section is for gamers only
Umm... Why do you assume he is not a gamer.
@@boltonwood883 I AM *TRUE GAMER*
The MLG Bluebird101 furries can’t be gamers homie
@@ruckpiepoo *Ok...* for 1, *I Own 354 Games.* 2, I have *23 Gaming Consoles.* 3, I Literately Have a "Gaming Set". 4, I'm *Not* a *Furry.* AND Finally 5, It's An *Eevee* I Have *Created* in my Media Arts Class AND... *I Have A Passion For Eevees.*
SO Yes I am A *True Gamer* And I Am Proud of it.
edit- 361 Games [ I miscounted a few ]
I think the pie community is coming full force any minute now...
Just before pie day
"pie community" like... All of society?
He hates pie? *he hates pie?*
Pie is an integral part of my life. hereby I declare him to be a heretic and he shall be cleansed with the righteous fire of my oven.
"Get Glitched"
-everyone who knew this thing was gonna bomb
If you get too invested in the "Hype Train" eventually it runs you over.
So the one giant fighting scene that sets off the entire story, isn't playable...
The cake it's a lie!
Nice
The coolest scene
Reminds me of FFXV
@Arisa Yeah. Though at least in Anthem it was a cutscene you could watch in the game. To see the attack on Insomnia, you have to watch the Kingsglaive movie.
Funny enough, the attack on Insomnia was going to be an experienceable moment when the game was Versus XIII instead of XV. It was one of the many great things that got cut when the game got rebranded. I really dislike what happened with Final Fantasy XV, and I would've much preferred that we had gotten Versus XIII.
I thought you said you would stop making videos about Destiny?
lol shots fired
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Kal Sizzle iT’s NoT dEsTiNy! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Don't even compare a game that actully has people who care about it to this lower-than-dirt shitstain.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 Only people who liked Destiny, were the kids who couldn't get good at warframe. Real shots fired.
4:16
Funny thing about that comment, Jason Schreirer (or however you spell his name) actually revealed that Anthem was stuck in development hell for years as the lead game designers didn't agree on what it was supposed to be. Hell, the developers didn't even know what they were making until the e3 "demo" was unveiled to reveal a looter shooter.
Imagine if you were able to have romance options and better dialogue. Getting betrayed by Owen if you had the option to romance him or even befriend him would’ve been amazing and way deeper. Could’ve went for the whole “ solas betrays everyone “ ish.
Sad fact; BioWare is actually at fault. They had years to make a game but when EA asked where the game was they basically said “oh shit” so they rushed it. The video at E3 was a movie not the actual game.
Yep now the story behind anthem failure is clear ea have nothing to do with the disaster of anthem development is bioware fault
how true is that? are there sources for thT, cause i can’t imagine they just fucked around before remembering they had a game to develop
@@azzypoo kotaku.com/how-biowares-anthem-went-wrong-1833731964
To me it looks like it was more of the leadership for anthems fault, they sat on their asses not telling their employees what they were doing or what the game was and not deciding anything for most of the development and telling everyone to rely on “BioWare magic”
Wasn’t until Casey and Mark joined back on that anything got done.
Top that with the fact that talking and taking any inspiration from Destiny was forbidden, they wouldn’t listen to their Austin team that made SWOTOR and had learnt from MMO mistakes and the frostbite engine being a piece of shit.
The entire development was a delusional mess of hubris from those in charge.
At least that’s what it looks like to me.
@@fluro3769 Yep. Not since the development for Final Fantasy XV have I seen such a massive development nightmare. But at least the director(s) and such for Final Fantasy XV were doing their best with a terrible hand the Square Enix executives had given them.
Sooo next video is ‘I Hate Pie’?
*Oh, come on mate. Isn't it obvious ?*
...in the vien of it taking one to know one?
Don't let this become the new "I hate Mars Bars"
I HATE PIE*
We're still waiting for the mars bars one
Quick fact. The game ends right after 1 minute. Then nothing new shows up for the remainder of the game. I like how 99 percent of the game is standing in a puddle while shooting bugs. The other 1 percent is flying around pretending you have more to do
Spoiler alert: nothing changed since this video was made.
Sorry!
Edit: Oh, wait! They changed the boring "trials", now if your multiplayer "friends" do whatever the "trial" requires, it also counts for you.
Good luck finding someone on the multiplayer, though...
When you try to make a game for everyone, you end up with a game that appeals to no one.
Jack of all trades, Master of none
@@randok7771 Psh, jack of all trades... yeah, *right.* But, Master of None, close but not enough.
Jack off of all trades? I don't know a clever way to spin this thing so it properly reflects the actual shit-show of a graphical mishap that is this so called game.
@@randok7771 PFFFF!!!! My Bard would like to talk to you.
When I saw the trailer of the game advertised to me on RUclips videos, my interest level couldn’t have gotten any lower.
BioWare: Lets make a immersive story driven game with cool loot and great world building.
EA: *GET GLITCHED*
BioWare isn't free from blame.
Their company has become full of diversity hires and they literally invited Anita Sarkeesian to help advise developers on ME:Andromeda and Anthem.
Funny how the opposite is pretty much what happened.
It’s mostly biowares fault
My favorite movie quote: "STOP THAT GLITCH"
Cobra Commander
Wreck It Ralph ?
“What kind of monster doesn’t like to celebrate their birthday?”
Me. I’m that monster.
You you....
MONSTER
I’m honestly the same way I just get money and candy then just sit down and play games
"Let's get together and celebrate the fact that you are a year closer to death than the last time we did that!"
@@Kickiusz Or viewed from another perspective "Let's celebrate the fact that another year has passed since the last time we did this and nothing killed you."
Here we are at the death of Anthem and looking back, no, none of it was saved. It just got worse and now it's gone
I expected nothing from this game and I was still let down
EDIT: holy shit guys this blew up thanks for the likes i really appreciate it
kek, so was I.
Plus those adds on yt felt annoying af.
Lmao
Cause you did get stuff... and it was bad.
You are a walking contradiction, son. But I agree, the game is shit.
it's worse than nothing. it's a burden of resources
14:05 "At least if you were silent you could inhabit your own values and live though the other characters. But when your un-named protagonist is so badly written that you'd rather have them basically be non-existent then you have kind of destroyed the access point that is supposed to ease us into this expansive intimidating universe."
Spot on.
Thinking about this, this was a major problem I had with Fallout 4 as well.
Eh..... I think it would be better if you could have a choice of voice, and a choice of personality, as well as a choice of age
@@munchjrgames942 Then what's the point of the game if you can imagine everything
@@munchjrgames942 That's the point of customization, which most games seem to have a problem with
Your review is terrible. It was all good, until you brought up a very controversial topic. You don't like pie??? What the hell! 0/5 stars from me
Ash40000 40000 damn
Hey guess what.
I think pie is bad too
Blueberry pie ftw
What about muffins and brownies
The disclaimer at the beginning didn't age well. The game never actually got better like many other games that have poor releases. What a total failure Anthem was.
50 minutes of IHE ranting on greedy publishers and lazy cash grabs.
Today is a good day. :)
The longer the better👌🏽😂
@@samuraigaming4975 That's what she said
Get glitched
Bioware: Let's make a game!
EA: Yeah you do that, but don't forget our contract.
EA: Why don’t you, instead of making a game, just add in some things and sell it for $60. Then why don’t you add in some more things for people to pay for.
@@darthsidious6380 you mean remove things, and add them later
Bioware only exists in a name. The vast majority of people that developed the bioware games we love, don't work at bioware.
and every stipulations in it lol
You guys blame EA and I am in no way defending them but Bioware are equally to blame, it's 50/50 for both parties
Can’t wait for the slightly better sequel that still fails on almost every level.
1:30
things did not improve.
You were merely a puppet of FartPrince, Alex. He was the real villain of Anthem. He was the Shape or whatever the hell its called.
You fool, do you not realize he is merely an apprentice? The true threat is the FartEmperor!
they are called the ShapeShitters get your facts right noob
you’ve heard of “bruh moment” now get ready for
“glitched moment”
I am so totally getting glitched rn
You’re going to need a loading screen for that
I didn’t know BioWare could make a bad a game, until they did
1:40
Am i the only one who wants a full cover of Human by Alex?
That would be stellar.
You know what would have been cool? What if the Monitor was the last Urgoth alive and wanted the ultimate Mcguffin to revive his dead race. It's at least better than just wanting to be perfect.
Yeah that would be kinda cool!
instantly better story than this garbage
Nice idea
Reverse Thanus
I simply cannot agree with you, It is so juicy, so perfect, absolutely filled to the brim with meaty content that im quite frankly astounded that you somehow missed. I respected you a lot until this announcement, I've been watching you for years and have generally always agreed with your opinions; however this opinion is so unfounded, unfair, and just flat out wrong... How can you not like pie?
I godamn love pie! We should teach him how to like pie.
Even a fucking pie has more content than Anthem.
i bet you like nearly all kinds of games that comes out then, cause i cant belive some people still buys EA games at this point afther they F up their last chance at star wars, and they f it up, can just see games with EA logos on it and predict it will be bad at this point, andso far all of them has become true, and a reality.
Someone didn't read the comment properrlyyyyyy. :D
random dude of the shadows someone fell for the sarcasmXD
I honestly love these types of videos of yours and wish you made more of these video game related videos. They are very well made and put together. Good stuff man!
You know what might work?
A multiplayer story game where you're not the chosen one but just a common soldier and you meet other soldiers including NPCs and real players and you all are part of some kind of army to do something.
You build your own character along with others and just accordingly while building relationships with NPCs and other players.
The army would be split into multiple mini-groups based on classes and where you want your character to go both combat-wise and story-wise and you can become part of whichever ones you see fit for your character/
I think something like that might work. Are there any games like that?
It's been years and we still don't have a "I hate Mars Bars"
At least we know he doesn't like pie.
Maybe a Mars Bars Pie?
Maybe Alex just likes his Mars bars battered....
@XXENOLOGY literally, which is why Snickers is much better, Mars is just Snickers for nut allergens.
You can't rush art.
@XXENOLOGY mars bar came out first
_"Thanks for putting out fires, _*_Firefighter!"_*
John Nathaniel thanks for repeating what he said
Your welcome
@@YonderYoshi I'm going to be that guy :3 *YOU'RE* welcome.
No no no thanks for the compliment but actually, it was for you so... you're welcome
“Most of the Seals are keyd to the general sygna”
I’m sorry what?
Well, the video aged well
"How dare you, Anthem is going to become really awesome, like best thing ever"
Says increasingly nervous fanboy after EA-Bioware patched out any resemblence of fair loot again.
It will! Maybe. Possibly?
;_;
@@SgtIronbeak ahhahahahahaaha
And tbh even with the increased drop the loot is still garbage. Its just that its a lot easier picking up lots of garbage and picking up a little bit of garbage. One you have a better chance of finding something not garbage and the other you spend 30+ minutes on the hardest difficulty and MAYBE get one kinda not trash loot drop.
Yea gez
Had me at "I hate anthem"
Lost me at "I hate pie"
The ranger ultimate ability is identical to titan abilities from Titanfall 2. And yeah the 'Scar' are the Fallen
Fight core I think
holy shit, Owen sounds like Wheatley from portal 2
You can complain about Anthem all you want, but you don't have to bring *PIE* into this.
pie is overrated
change my mind
@@vk2336 ever been to galloways??
@@vk2336 If you think pie is overrated then you don't have a mind worth changing. :p
#ThePieDidNothingWrong
I thought your icon was a hair on my screen @isaac
The section at 13:20 where he talks about the writing and dialogue for the protagonist is SPOT ON, and quite accurately describes what I hate about the writing for Carol in Captain Marvel. These characters don't have a personality, they don't have flaws, they don't struggle with anything and they don't CARE about anything, and the writer seems to think that having them drool out snarky one-liners every 2 seconds is basically the same thing as making an interesting or relatable character.
A love-letter to Heaven's Lost Property 9, when?!?!?!
Friday!
I hate how excited I was for this game. It really could have been really good
Idk man I think it was doomed from the start as a co-op shooter at least
“Thanks for putting out fires firefighter!” I’ll forever cry laughing at this 😂😂😂😂
In Destiny the game is played in First Person and the hub world is 3rd person.
In Anthem the game is played in 3rd person and the hub world is in First person.
Not the same at all!
Okay.
IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!
And umm like you have to guard things while fighting waves of enemies while ummm we download...things...totally not the same lol
I really enjoy plaing anthem but every critisism i heard about the game is true. also its very similar to destiny. i like the gameplay of both games but i agree nearly everything else beside it is weak
Dumb. Because even Bethesda realize it was dumb making just one. Hence why you can toggle. So dumb. They tried to pull a batman.
This video caught me off guard. I already forgot about Anthem 76.
Don't you mean Anthem Legends: Exodus?
Tbh i thought you were gonna say because of the whole "he doesn't like pie" thing.
@@flemes9615 Looking at the other comments I can see why.
You mean The Destiny of Anthem 76.
@@devoncurtis1983 I can do better!
The Division of the Destiny of Warframes Anthem.
this game literally lost me within 20 minutes! i tried it...but the opening and the setup for this world was such a clusterfuck of not caring that i just stopped....
"The Dominion" from this game is pretty much the same in concept as "The Dominion" from Star Trek. Coincidence?
Earliest I've caught an IHE video, I've got a juicy hour ahead of me.
Heckin yeah dude! Same here!!
LifeReadGuy99 I like castle crashes to
Would be me, if I didn't have to study :(
LifeReadGuy99 my god it’s an hour why do make me awhere
LifeReadGuy99 same here
Feels like the people who make games, don't actually play games.
Paskaloth They do, its the investors that don't
That feels so tru
Water is wet, saying that there are 2 genders is offensive these days. More riveting news at 11.
@@jacksmith8689 investors do play games. The problem is that if something is treding they want every game to do that. See PUBG (battle royal or free for all for old geezers) now, Call of Duty (militart fps) then and Double Dragon (beat'n'up) way back.
Games like The Division, Destiny and Anthem sell pretty well and because they are long have low resale at the first 3 months. Those months are critical for a new game because they are selling at full price and allow the Publisher to recover money fast.
@@theblackbaron4119 BECAUSE THERE ARE 4 GENDERS YOU STUPID HUMAN
Game didn’t even make it past one major update before dying so…all this is still spot on 3 years later
2018 was the year where instead of asking what was the best game, we asked: 'what could be worse than anthem?'