I HATE ANTHEM

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @TheOGDominic
    @TheOGDominic 5 лет назад +2779

    ---The Writers Room---
    Writer: ...and then he says “get glitched”
    Everyone else: Yeah that’s great.

    • @liamlol753
      @liamlol753 5 лет назад +225

      “good good got it great good”

    • @GhengisJohn
      @GhengisJohn 5 лет назад +134

      What are you talking about? Casey Hudson locked himself up in a hotel room, alone, and wrote that one line over the course of a 3 day weekend.

    • @DongusMcBongus
      @DongusMcBongus 5 лет назад +85

      George Lucas: ‘It’s gonna be great’
      Steven Spielberg: ‘It’s gonna be great.’
      George Lucas: ‘It’s gonna be great’
      Steven Spielberg: ‘It’s gonna be great.’

    • @FakeHeroFang
      @FakeHeroFang 5 лет назад +7

      Boomers smh my head

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад +21

      "Yeah, that's good, do that."
      -Someone who's bad at Life.

  • @ayylmaotv
    @ayylmaotv 5 лет назад +2508

    anthem literally bricked my ps4 and when i posted about it on the anthem reddit my post got removed

    • @ninoyninoyton6878
      @ninoyninoyton6878 5 лет назад +15

      Do you know how?

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 5 лет назад +111

      it's your own fault that you bought the game. not realising it's gonna be shit is also your fault and not anyone else's.

    • @Karameleon
      @Karameleon 5 лет назад +37

      I will let that "literally" go. And yeah, that sucks when your console you pay for it basically scrapped by a single game that you bought for $60... That's a lot of money.

    • @x0TypeMoon0x
      @x0TypeMoon0x 5 лет назад +402

      @@512TheWolf512 Lmfao.
      That's like saying it's his fault that he caught food poisoning not realizing the food was bad from the start.

    • @Frank_144
      @Frank_144 5 лет назад +3

      Ayy lmao

  • @SomeGuy-my7en
    @SomeGuy-my7en 5 лет назад +2430

    “Affect the story by making your own dynamic choices”
    [X] be good
    [B] be bad

    • @Warhamer116
      @Warhamer116 4 года назад +229

      Choose your answer:
      [X] Yes
      [B] No, but actually yes.

    • @nicomoron001
      @nicomoron001 4 года назад +152

      @@Warhamer116 choose your answer : fallout 4 edition
      (a)yes
      (b)I'll do that later
      (c) ***sarcastic***
      (d)but why tho?

    • @seth6665
      @seth6665 4 года назад +14

      *mashes B*

    • @RobotPilots
      @RobotPilots 4 года назад +9

      If I ever get this game, I'll just spam B then, or for PS players, circle.

    • @namename9627
      @namename9627 4 года назад +1

      Fable be like:

  • @lettucebionicle2798
    @lettucebionicle2798 4 года назад +3329

    The plot of anthem in a nutshell:
    “Villain”: let’s use renewable energy
    Protagonist: *no*

    • @icantaloupe9103
      @icantaloupe9103 4 года назад +149

      He must be an energy man.

    • @gru6817
      @gru6817 4 года назад +27

      Is that real?

    • @luismoralesacevedo3100
      @luismoralesacevedo3100 4 года назад +81

      Sounds like the plot of DOOM 2016

    • @XexusEule
      @XexusEule 4 года назад +140

      But doom is actually good

    • @maeve0301
      @maeve0301 4 года назад +76

      @@luismoralesacevedo3100 Except the Slayer doesn't talk, so he never says "no"

  • @yikesmyg9979
    @yikesmyg9979 5 лет назад +566

    IHE: “I hate Anthem”
    *I sleep*
    IHE: “I hate Pie”
    *WOKE*

  • @maxs.5112
    @maxs.5112 5 лет назад +3653

    Wow. Above 1.6 dislikes.
    A lot of people are angry about that pie comment.

    • @volkinaxe
      @volkinaxe 5 лет назад +29

      mmmmmmmm pie wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 5 лет назад +30

      Max S. I think there mad about, at least I am, about him saying the pie comment was going to be the most controversial statement, I’m saying that’s the most controversial statement is controversial

    • @paibiap4039
      @paibiap4039 5 лет назад +8

      But I don't really like dessert pie. I like beef pie.

    • @NumaanTahir
      @NumaanTahir 5 лет назад +6

      Does shepards pie count?

    • @tds7143
      @tds7143 5 лет назад +17

      Either that or the entire Anthem playerbase came here.

  • @aBoogivogi
    @aBoogivogi 5 лет назад +285

    It's also incredibly weird to call a military unit which seemingly has a permanent barracks in a specific city freelancers

    • @chrisrichfield8906
      @chrisrichfield8906 5 лет назад +29

      ya i thought a freelancer was like a mercenary? not like a soldier fighting for his home.

    • @supertaoman12
      @supertaoman12 5 лет назад +94

      Just "Lancers" would have worked way better, since they use Javelins. Calling them freelancers makes them sound like underpaid graphic artists than soldiers.

    • @ehoffart529
      @ehoffart529 5 лет назад +14

      @@supertaoman12 honestly that's exactly what I thought by the time he said "freelancer" for the tenth time.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 5 лет назад +8

      It's also weird to name your game "Anthem" when the song played at funerals is Taps.

  • @zeerob9516
    @zeerob9516 4 года назад +425

    When I'm dead and buried I want my gravestone to read ''Got glitched.''

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 года назад +11

      There's no reason for this to be so funny, and yet, it is

    • @dani12312
      @dani12312 3 года назад +1

      @@therealMrA theres nothing really funny about this, its basically a copy and paste joke at this point

    • @Ryattt81
      @Ryattt81 2 года назад +5

      Get glitched dude

  • @muthesquirrel
    @muthesquirrel 5 лет назад +1893

    You just don't understand how deep, well thought out, and varied... pie really is.

    • @j.6844
      @j.6844 5 лет назад +16

      I heard his line about pie and knew the top comment would be about it.

    • @amacze4
      @amacze4 5 лет назад +3

      Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half

    • @supahstarwarrior6942
      @supahstarwarrior6942 5 лет назад +2

      It's a wonderful day for piiiiieee. You can ask all the birds in the skyyyyyyy

    • @Shadowfire204
      @Shadowfire204 5 лет назад +4

      But does it make you *feeeeel* like pie?

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 5 лет назад

      Not An NPC yeah until he’s traveled to Georgia (in the southern US of course) and had a berry pie made by a middle-aged lady in a small town nobody’s ever heard of, he’s never _truly_ eaten a pie

  • @Blaze-ce7jc
    @Blaze-ce7jc 5 лет назад +594

    "PS4 playing anthem"
    Anthem: Get glitched
    "PS4 crashes"

  • @broseffman
    @broseffman 5 лет назад +1666

    "People in hulking power armor trying to have serious conversations looks stupid."
    *40k fans shifting uncomfortably*

    • @MinhNguyen-yk4yu
      @MinhNguyen-yk4yu 4 года назад +28

      Do they even wear helmets in 40k?

    • @MEXUS.
      @MEXUS. 4 года назад +212

      @@MinhNguyen-yk4yu The important people don't.

    • @WakkaMadeInYevon
      @WakkaMadeInYevon 4 года назад +89

      In the grim darkness of the future, there is only EA

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 4 года назад +61

      @@WakkaMadeInYevon At that point I'm joining the Necrons to destroy everything.

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 4 года назад +15

      @@YukonHexsun Or the Drukhari to just go out with the most horrifying bang

  • @KelniusTV
    @KelniusTV 4 года назад +942

    I don't understand how sci-fi can be so disappointing... there are literally infinite possibilities, yet it keeps being so samey.

    • @lucioledizerot196
      @lucioledizerot196 3 года назад +86

      Because when there are infinite possibilities, the one common factor ends up being the limited and biased source of imagination, which is us, humans. Also because most of the time the goal is to make easy money.

    • @NiteOwlJoe
      @NiteOwlJoe 3 года назад +15

      Because sci-fi translates to spectacle for video game developers.

    • @sjk7467
      @sjk7467 2 года назад +21

      Sometimes restrictions can breed creativity more than freedom. Freedom can be paralyzing esp if you’re working for a soulless company with no real vision. For example lots of early video games were incredibly creative with the restrictions they were given due to technical limitations.

    • @herbbirb3766
      @herbbirb3766 2 года назад +3

      I think hardest part about traditional sci fi is grounding character journeys and goals on a scale that is relatable without losing the audience to their own imaginations and thus losing the focus of your story

    • @aidandavis7657
      @aidandavis7657 2 года назад

      Simply because the writers aren’t creative enough to fully harness and seize the potential of the sci-if genre. That and they were more focused on the live action part of the game than delivering an interesting narrative.

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 5 лет назад +1160

    Destiny: let’s make combat first person and the hub areas will be in third person.
    Anthem: well, we have to be different from Destiny, so let’s make the combat third person and make the hub area first person.

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 5 лет назад +137

      Let's also make our game unplayable. I mean seriously bungie was so stupid making their game playable and enjoyable

    • @shikniwho7215
      @shikniwho7215 4 года назад +41

      @@SpiffoGaming and then since Destiny let you loot shades and you can only change color base on it certain type, we will make Anthem able to color different part but put all the shades in microtransaction.

    • @Kalle594
      @Kalle594 4 года назад +2

      @@SpiffoGaming I play Anthem since the day its released and never had a problem that makes it unplayable.

    • @vex6213
      @vex6213 4 года назад +12

      @@Kalle594 There were issues on console where it would literally brick your console. I think people who say this are being VERY literal.
      edit: Someone made this comment already on this video, and apparently they posted it on reddit and it got removed?

    • @Kalle594
      @Kalle594 4 года назад

      @@vex6213 Maybe it happened to some people, but i had fun with the game and no big problems.

  • @DisDatK9
    @DisDatK9 5 лет назад +4651

    You don’t like pie?
    *GET GLITCHED*

    • @jameslowe971
      @jameslowe971 5 лет назад +44

      he just needs great pie

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 5 лет назад +58

      more controvertial then hating mars bars

    • @TheStargov
      @TheStargov 5 лет назад +74

      Unsubbed and reported. Never insult pie

    • @jamesralls841
      @jamesralls841 5 лет назад +15

      Fr. How can you not like pie?

    • @AbMaSync
      @AbMaSync 5 лет назад +13

      Pie is life

  • @Shotgunoneliner
    @Shotgunoneliner 5 лет назад +486

    For some reason the npc's faces really piss me off. It's like they all look incredibly smug or something.
    Had the same issue with andromeda.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 5 лет назад +75

      I know exactly what you mean. It makes my face tired :P

    • @nichtrick3308
      @nichtrick3308 5 лет назад +28

      Owens face the most

    • @dr_birb
      @dr_birb 5 лет назад +6

      @@loneronin6813 it makes my face balls hurt

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 лет назад +21

      So, they're like IRL NPCs? You should commend them for their realism.

    • @mnicho8201
      @mnicho8201 5 лет назад +7

      @@manictiger No they look and act extremely cocky for no reason

  • @camiban2069
    @camiban2069 4 года назад +510

    i genuinely cringed and laughed out loud when my character said "get glitched". How on earth did anyone think that was good enough to be in the game

    • @slikkvic7611
      @slikkvic7611 3 года назад +4

      @@Paperoni Next to "dead weight" 🤣

    • @PositiviteaTheFirst
      @PositiviteaTheFirst 3 года назад +2

      @@slikkvic7611 *angry Nero noises*

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 года назад +14

      "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place to get glitched"

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 3 года назад +9

      the awkward waddle in the oversized battle suit afterwards really adds to it💀

  • @HiddenGemsReviews
    @HiddenGemsReviews 5 лет назад +1409

    4 years from now, on IHE's channel:
    "I HATE ANTHEM 2"

    • @HiddenGemsReviews
      @HiddenGemsReviews 5 лет назад +7

      @Kathy Kat To be fair, Anthem launched in a similar situation as Destiny and had a 10 year plan with ActiBlizzard (cut short now).
      If they find a way for it to print money like that game did after launch, you can bet it'll get one.

    • @maegnificant
      @maegnificant 5 лет назад +11

      * 2 years

    • @theguywhowentthere3346
      @theguywhowentthere3346 5 лет назад +32

      U mean "Anthem: the shit we didn't put in the first game on purpose so we can get a part 2 going."
      Oh wait, thats Destiny 2 and Division 2, my bad, i confused the three.

    • @johnalddrumph456
      @johnalddrumph456 5 лет назад +30

      @@theguywhowentthere3346 I see how you could confuse the three, they are basically the same game with different graphics after all

    • @bobtom1495
      @bobtom1495 5 лет назад

      Destiny was a siappointment, Antehm was a bootleg Destny disappointment, although we didn't expected to be good...so expectations met, and Division ok. If you were to play any of these three games, pick the Division...at least then it's ok. If you were to take out the Destiny layer that's added to it, then you would just get a standard TPS. And it's ok. It's not mind blowing...just...ok....

  • @greasybumpkin1661
    @greasybumpkin1661 5 лет назад +371

    PC: so... What does "get glitched" mean?
    NPC: I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.

    • @Mytwistedvoices
      @Mytwistedvoices 5 лет назад +23

      “ A good question for another time.” -Ma, Star Wars

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 5 лет назад +13

      “Until they did”

    • @thatbadplayer2243
      @thatbadplayer2243 5 лет назад +9

      “Until they didn’t”

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад +4

      @@thatbadplayer2243 " Until *it* didn't* get it right

  • @eeveealpha8042
    @eeveealpha8042 5 лет назад +291

    Out on a mission in a "robot suit", it feels natural and human.
    While in the hub world as a person, it feels unnatural and robotic.
    Ironic Irony.

    • @Rockwood12
      @Rockwood12 5 лет назад +4

      Begone furry, this comment section is for gamers only

    • @speedy5397
      @speedy5397 5 лет назад +2

      Umm... Why do you assume he is not a gamer.

    • @eeveealpha8042
      @eeveealpha8042 5 лет назад +4

      @@Rockwood12 I AM *TRUE GAMER*

    • @ruckpiepoo
      @ruckpiepoo 5 лет назад +5

      The MLG Bluebird101 furries can’t be gamers homie

    • @eeveealpha8042
      @eeveealpha8042 5 лет назад +2

      @@ruckpiepoo *Ok...* for 1, *I Own 354 Games.* 2, I have *23 Gaming Consoles.* 3, I Literately Have a "Gaming Set". 4, I'm *Not* a *Furry.* AND Finally 5, It's An *Eevee* I Have *Created* in my Media Arts Class AND... *I Have A Passion For Eevees.*
      SO Yes I am A *True Gamer* And I Am Proud of it.
      edit- 361 Games [ I miscounted a few ]

  • @sinfuldemon6451
    @sinfuldemon6451 4 года назад +400

    That "I'm only human after all" reference was amazingly hilarious

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 4 года назад +7

      1:40 Seriously he has potential to be a voice actor

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 3 года назад +23

      "I'm only Spongebob, after all"

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker Год назад +3

      I’m here from the future, he was ahead of his time

  • @ire5685
    @ire5685 5 лет назад +1000

    when you warned about spoilers i laughed because i care that little

    • @poposterous236
      @poposterous236 5 лет назад +83

      I was actually thanking god, I've been very curious to know about the details of the game's story without purchasing it and too many people treat it as sacred. Now I know what flavor of trash it is. That's all I wanted.

    • @dark_taco
      @dark_taco 5 лет назад +3

      😂 straight facts

    • @TomLehockySVK
      @TomLehockySVK 5 лет назад +9

      I haven't even seen any spoiler warnings, that's how little i cared about this "story"

    • @teacherfromthejungles6671
      @teacherfromthejungles6671 5 лет назад +5

      yeah, spoilers in online loot shooter...

    • @Roadrunner-n9k
      @Roadrunner-n9k 5 лет назад

      Your profile pic is nightmare fuel

  • @jamesmedina3297
    @jamesmedina3297 5 лет назад +439

    BioWare: buy our game
    Consumers: GET GLITCHED

  • @nekkofrost1419
    @nekkofrost1419 5 лет назад +2402

    For shame IHE, how many times are you gonna review destiny?

    • @Karou812
      @Karou812 5 лет назад +148

      HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU OLD MAN

    • @oofnebro8682
      @oofnebro8682 5 лет назад +73

      This game is definitely worse than destiny

    • @muthesquirrel
      @muthesquirrel 5 лет назад +38

      Hey, this is about the Dominion and some lady named Dax. This is a Deep Space 9 review.

    • @russellbrown6888
      @russellbrown6888 5 лет назад +47

      At least Destiny worked properly at launch. Anthem at launch had problems even rolling stats on its weapons; in the game I have a gun with 0 in every stat, which I've held onto after the bug was patched since it's such a hilarious thing to own.

    • @L3GiTAc1D
      @L3GiTAc1D 5 лет назад +1

      It's relative.

  • @requiemagent3014
    @requiemagent3014 Год назад +85

    Sometimes its funny to go back to this video just to get reminded this game even existed. It feels like a fever dream. I am genuinely surprised EA hasn't unlisted it yet. Nobody plays this. Nobody works on this either.

    • @stanbai5263
      @stanbai5263 Год назад +10

      I only come back to GET GLITCHED

  • @glacier4286
    @glacier4286 5 лет назад +842

    "I'm sure every 14-year-old is gonna love this scene"
    *thinks back to Angry Joe's review*

    • @NA-vz9ko
      @NA-vz9ko 5 лет назад +33

      Lmao I immediately thought of that.

    • @kael070
      @kael070 5 лет назад +54

      This reviewer sounds like he has lost his soul, i see nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of simple action, it just works, unlike fallout 76

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 5 лет назад +11

      @@kael070 😒
      Edit: 🤨

    • @d00mshr00med
      @d00mshr00med 5 лет назад +81

      @kael070 Pure action is fine, but only if that’s how the game was marketed.

    • @ithemexican2423
      @ithemexican2423 5 лет назад +7

      Honestly Ihe seems to protest too much throughout this review especially for someone with a channel name that sounds like it was made by a teenager.

  • @quiettimegaming3642
    @quiettimegaming3642 5 лет назад +408

    36:16 “You pissed it away, like a fart in the wind 🌬 💨”
    -Anthem 2019

    • @iz723
      @iz723 5 лет назад +5

      VENOM

    • @LouSassol69er
      @LouSassol69er 5 лет назад +2

      Surprised Eminem didn't tweet Bioware saying "THEY ARE BLOWING IT!"

    • @oxyman10
      @oxyman10 5 лет назад +4

      That about sums up what BioWare and EA accomplished.

  • @YippingFox
    @YippingFox 5 лет назад +560

    So the one giant fighting scene that sets off the entire story, isn't playable...

    • @accelerator8558
      @accelerator8558 5 лет назад +19

      The cake it's a lie!

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 лет назад +1

      Nice

    • @througheverything
      @througheverything 5 лет назад

      The coolest scene

    • @Gxmwp
      @Gxmwp 5 лет назад +3

      Reminds me of FFXV

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 5 лет назад +4

      @Arisa Yeah. Though at least in Anthem it was a cutscene you could watch in the game. To see the attack on Insomnia, you have to watch the Kingsglaive movie.
      Funny enough, the attack on Insomnia was going to be an experienceable moment when the game was Versus XIII instead of XV. It was one of the many great things that got cut when the game got rebranded. I really dislike what happened with Final Fantasy XV, and I would've much preferred that we had gotten Versus XIII.

  • @Kuroganekisaki
    @Kuroganekisaki 4 года назад +416

    Ah yes, Anthem.
    Or as I like to call it, "Bad Warframe".

    • @Mr-Moron
      @Mr-Moron 4 года назад +13

      And that’s saying something!

    • @TarfuLuke
      @TarfuLuke 4 года назад +16

      Warframe is free too

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 года назад +3

      Better yet the 'Destiny killer'

    • @Mr-Moron
      @Mr-Moron 4 года назад +4

      And yet look what two games are dead and which one is still going...

    • @shrinch4181
      @shrinch4181 4 года назад +35

      @@Mr-Moron lmao warframes far from dead its about to release a massive mainline update tomorrow too

  • @handsomegrinch6279
    @handsomegrinch6279 5 лет назад +863

    BioWare: Lets make a immersive story driven game with cool loot and great world building.
    EA: *GET GLITCHED*

    • @blacksunempire2878
      @blacksunempire2878 5 лет назад +37

      BioWare isn't free from blame.
      Their company has become full of diversity hires and they literally invited Anita Sarkeesian to help advise developers on ME:Andromeda and Anthem.

    • @rickkcir2151
      @rickkcir2151 5 лет назад +10

      Funny how the opposite is pretty much what happened.

    • @kevinbehreandt5036
      @kevinbehreandt5036 5 лет назад +11

      It’s mostly biowares fault

    • @nateinsane4023
      @nateinsane4023 5 лет назад +3

      My favorite movie quote: "STOP THAT GLITCH"

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 5 лет назад

      Cobra Commander
      Wreck It Ralph ?

  • @FUNBadTime
    @FUNBadTime 5 лет назад +252

    I still cant really believe that Anthem is already out. THIS is what was supposed to be the big Mass effect replacement?
    I think i'd rather play Andromeda.

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 5 лет назад +20

      Downsyndromada is beter then Anthism

    • @Itsnoct
      @Itsnoct 5 лет назад

      Nah idk about that

    • @IStealFries
      @IStealFries 5 лет назад +10

      Hilariously enough Andromedia has a higher review score rating XDD

    • @angrybutters
      @angrybutters 5 лет назад

      I would rather wank three times a day until outerspace comes out

    • @MrMasterSmasher
      @MrMasterSmasher 5 лет назад

      Same reaction I had when Destiny came out in 2014... I was so excited for both of them, until they released

  • @indumatipngtuber2790
    @indumatipngtuber2790 5 лет назад +639

    Get Glitched!
    *Over 9000 PS4's crash trying to play Anthem*

    • @lennylenten416
      @lennylenten416 5 лет назад +5

      On god

    • @L4Disillusion
      @L4Disillusion 5 лет назад

      I heard it was only a few but I wouldn't be surprised

    • @Destroyer2150
      @Destroyer2150 5 лет назад +14

      You mean "Get bricked!".

    • @axle1717
      @axle1717 5 лет назад +2

      @@L4Disillusion I heard it was over 1,400

    • @Nukestarmaster
      @Nukestarmaster 5 лет назад +2

      It's as if a million PS4s cried out in pain and were silenced.

  • @gothicfairy2407
    @gothicfairy2407 4 года назад +81

    If i remember correctly, the game of anthem itself was made in about a year and a half, it wasn't even being built when it got teased at the game cons. (They had multiple years of pre-development and most of their ideas had to be trashed due to time and engine limitations.) Not really an excuse because they should have started earlier, but still context.

  • @kalsizzle
    @kalsizzle 5 лет назад +3309

    I thought you said you would stop making videos about Destiny?

    • @majalis7010
      @majalis7010 5 лет назад +58

      lol shots fired

    • @natuanimationsandepicdrawi1065
      @natuanimationsandepicdrawi1065 5 лет назад +6

      e

    • @sleepingsnorlax9948
      @sleepingsnorlax9948 5 лет назад +29

      Kal Sizzle iT’s NoT dEsTiNy! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад +30

      Don't even compare a game that actully has people who care about it to this lower-than-dirt shitstain.

    • @El-Gato69
      @El-Gato69 5 лет назад +50

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 Only people who liked Destiny, were the kids who couldn't get good at warframe. Real shots fired.

  • @lifereadguy9933
    @lifereadguy9933 5 лет назад +670

    Earliest I've caught an IHE video, I've got a juicy hour ahead of me.

    • @zanderlenoir8117
      @zanderlenoir8117 5 лет назад +3

      Heckin yeah dude! Same here!!

    • @wunderbar_West
      @wunderbar_West 5 лет назад

      LifeReadGuy99 I like castle crashes to

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl 5 лет назад

      Would be me, if I didn't have to study :(

    • @idonotlikeboats9328
      @idonotlikeboats9328 5 лет назад

      LifeReadGuy99 my god it’s an hour why do make me awhere

    • @deleted07
      @deleted07 5 лет назад

      LifeReadGuy99 same here

  • @gulzaarbains7908
    @gulzaarbains7908 5 лет назад +659

    9:30 are you telling me that the freelancers failed ONE mission and now people have lost faith in them
    That's kind of stupid in my opinion

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 5 лет назад +120

      They've just gotten used to protagonists save-scumming until they succeed.

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth 5 лет назад +50

      I like to think that day I played Super Mario drunk off my ass I condemned countless universes to... I don't know? come to think of it, Bowser is pretty chill and I wouldn't mind a world ruled by him. At least he's there.... the Mushroom King has done nothing for us.

    • @thizlam4810
      @thizlam4810 5 лет назад +22

      Adrian Jutronich #Bowser2020 #MMKGA

    • @deedr1234
      @deedr1234 5 лет назад +24

      Exactly. The real life US military has failed many times, yet people still have faith. Why? Because before they failed, they succeeded on the mission, which is what the freelancers did. Am I right?

    • @BaronVonBielski
      @BaronVonBielski 5 лет назад +10

      Alexander Zheng buddy you’re making barely any sense and definitely arguing for no reason. Got off the internet you’re going to embarrass yourself, go play outside kid.

  • @ShudowWolf
    @ShudowWolf 4 года назад +429

    "I don't like Anthem"
    I bet that's true of most and people who like it may understand - some may be for gameplay.
    "I don't like pie"
    You see, now you lost me.

    • @papercamera2989
      @papercamera2989 3 года назад +5

      I play anthem not because its a good game but whenever i just wanna fuck around in a power suit for a hour with op guns nuking everything i cant even remember the last time i died but that might be because i use: health the javelin

    • @cheefah3271
      @cheefah3271 3 года назад +2

      @@papercamera2989 are you gonna continue playing Anthem now that it's officially dead? Well it's had a long drawn-out death starting from launch.

    • @papercamera2989
      @papercamera2989 3 года назад +3

      @@cheefah3271 I’ve stopped playing at all recently tbh

  • @benjamin7670
    @benjamin7670 5 лет назад +384

    I think the pie community is coming full force any minute now...

    • @misskobeyoshi2500
      @misskobeyoshi2500 5 лет назад +5

      Just before pie day

    • @swausgebouwen143
      @swausgebouwen143 5 лет назад +9

      "pie community" like... All of society?

    • @pyrojinn
      @pyrojinn 5 лет назад +6

      He hates pie? *he hates pie?*

    • @liberatusblair
      @liberatusblair 5 лет назад +6

      Pie is an integral part of my life. hereby I declare him to be a heretic and he shall be cleansed with the righteous fire of my oven.

  • @jeshuan6523
    @jeshuan6523 5 лет назад +413

    Bioware: Let's make a game!
    EA: Yeah you do that, but don't forget our contract.

    • @darthsidious6380
      @darthsidious6380 5 лет назад +13

      EA: Why don’t you, instead of making a game, just add in some things and sell it for $60. Then why don’t you add in some more things for people to pay for.

    • @kurozero1072
      @kurozero1072 5 лет назад +7

      @@darthsidious6380 you mean remove things, and add them later

    • @TheRealFrankWizza
      @TheRealFrankWizza 5 лет назад +3

      Bioware only exists in a name. The vast majority of people that developed the bioware games we love, don't work at bioware.

    • @jrMpabuser
      @jrMpabuser 5 лет назад

      and every stipulations in it lol

    • @ric1194
      @ric1194 5 лет назад +1

      You guys blame EA and I am in no way defending them but Bioware are equally to blame, it's 50/50 for both parties

  • @utisti4976
    @utisti4976 5 лет назад +460

    50 minutes of IHE ranting on greedy publishers and lazy cash grabs.
    Today is a good day. :)

  • @citroncaviar
    @citroncaviar 4 года назад +47

    I just hate this type of protagonist so much, oh my god. This type of... etheral creature. No origins, no family, no story - blank enough to make it seem like a self-insert but actually impossible to relate to because they were injected with a wacky sense of humor just for the sake of making it look like they have some sort of personality, which only ends up making them look dumb and not believable for a penny. It gets even worse if the game keeps calling you the hero when the story is actually driven exclusively by the other characters and you're basically just a random overpowered mcguffin guy following along. Either commit 100% to the self-insert way with a silent and completely blank protag that I have to fully rp with, either balance it with great decisions, choices and lore like in the Mass Effect, either give us a protag with an already established personality and story that I have to discover and enjoy as is because you don't always have to insert yourself into the main character to enjoy a game. Don't try to do the three at the same time or you get a game that is very unsatisfying because the main window through which you look at it, aka the player character, is just uninteresting at best and unbearable at worst.

    • @JohnDoe-uf3lj
      @JohnDoe-uf3lj 2 года назад +1

      Very well said.

    • @PasserMontanus
      @PasserMontanus Год назад

      It's a classic BioWare protagonist, though. It was the same in Neverwinter Nights and Dragon Age: Origins.

    • @citroncaviar
      @citroncaviar Год назад

      @PasserMontanus I'll have to disagree. In both these games, while the protagonist is silent, they're not blank, because you can make them whoever you like. Neither are they injected with a wacky premade humor. In these games, you are given a relatively large pool of options to RP their personalities through dialogues, origins, stats and specializations, etc. And the way you personalize your character influence the decisions that are avaible to you. And you are actually the hero, you actually drive the story in those games, you're not just an overpowered sidekick for the real protagonist. In fact, Dragon Age Origins lets you decide on your character's personality and morality much more than its two sequels, which are more restricted. It's actually pretty well balanced in terms of role-playing. The protagonists of DAO and NWN could never even dream of approaching the degree of emptiness and cringe of the Anthem protag.

  • @thevioletskull8158
    @thevioletskull8158 5 лет назад +310

    It's been years and we still don't have a "I hate Mars Bars"

    • @succubastard1019
      @succubastard1019 5 лет назад +7

      At least we know he doesn't like pie.
      Maybe a Mars Bars Pie?

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe Alex just likes his Mars bars battered....

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 лет назад +1

      @XXENOLOGY literally, which is why Snickers is much better, Mars is just Snickers for nut allergens.

    • @StarlightTigger
      @StarlightTigger 5 лет назад +2

      You can't rush art.

    • @tcbaytc
      @tcbaytc 5 лет назад +1

      @XXENOLOGY mars bar came out first

  • @gferrisboy
    @gferrisboy 5 лет назад +131

    You know what would have been cool? What if the Monitor was the last Urgoth alive and wanted the ultimate Mcguffin to revive his dead race. It's at least better than just wanting to be perfect.

  • @maurcy804
    @maurcy804 5 лет назад +7223

    I simply cannot agree with you, It is so juicy, so perfect, absolutely filled to the brim with meaty content that im quite frankly astounded that you somehow missed. I respected you a lot until this announcement, I've been watching you for years and have generally always agreed with your opinions; however this opinion is so unfounded, unfair, and just flat out wrong... How can you not like pie?

    • @vereenigdeoostindischecomp9932
      @vereenigdeoostindischecomp9932 5 лет назад +391

      I godamn love pie! We should teach him how to like pie.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 лет назад +701

      Even a fucking pie has more content than Anthem.

    • @randomdudeoftheshadows4618
      @randomdudeoftheshadows4618 5 лет назад +20

      i bet you like nearly all kinds of games that comes out then, cause i cant belive some people still buys EA games at this point afther they F up their last chance at star wars, and they f it up, can just see games with EA logos on it and predict it will be bad at this point, andso far all of them has become true, and a reality.

    • @maurcy804
      @maurcy804 5 лет назад +417

      Someone didn't read the comment properrlyyyyyy. :D

    • @maximellow5745
      @maximellow5745 5 лет назад +185

      random dude of the shadows someone fell for the sarcasmXD

  • @gohmann9631
    @gohmann9631 3 года назад +23

    "The Minions, cruel conquerers from the north"
    get glitched

  • @AniGaAG
    @AniGaAG 5 лет назад +2235

    Actually, Alex... trivia time: The game isn't called Anthem because of the Anthem of Creation - the Anthem of Creation is a thing because the game is called Anthem.
    That's right - they originally had a different name for the game, couldn't stick with that one, renamed the game Anthem, and then came up with a story that would give the name "Anthem" some meaning. *_NOT MAKING THIS UP._*

    • @GraveReaperCushions
      @GraveReaperCushions 5 лет назад +204

      #GameWriting

    • @eoe2007
      @eoe2007 5 лет назад +9

      k

    • @averyterribleperson5292
      @averyterribleperson5292 5 лет назад +100

      These guys were once responsible for writing Dragon Age Origins :(

    • @demoth
      @demoth 5 лет назад +10

      I feel like the "of creation" is cuz of the the hype around ashes of creation

    • @isntitgreatthatgoogleplusa991
      @isntitgreatthatgoogleplusa991 5 лет назад +38

      I heard about this IIRC they wanted to call it beyond but the executives at the top started shitting bricks because they weren't able to get the trademark.

  • @espurresso
    @espurresso 5 лет назад +258

    you’ve heard of “bruh moment” now get ready for
    “glitched moment”

    • @echopeak5953
      @echopeak5953 5 лет назад +6

      I am so totally getting glitched rn

    • @hemmi9342
      @hemmi9342 5 лет назад +5

      You’re going to need a loading screen for that

  • @SN1P3RPWN925
    @SN1P3RPWN925 5 лет назад +1026

    Sooo next video is ‘I Hate Pie’?

    • @DeadOGChannel
      @DeadOGChannel 5 лет назад +26

      *Oh, come on mate. Isn't it obvious ?*

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 5 лет назад +1

      ...in the vien of it taking one to know one?

    • @yuggoth777
      @yuggoth777 5 лет назад +27

      Don't let this become the new "I hate Mars Bars"

    • @river7493
      @river7493 5 лет назад +3

      I HATE PIE*

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm 5 лет назад +5

      We're still waiting for the mars bars one

  • @threepotatogamers7301
    @threepotatogamers7301 4 года назад +77

    I was curious about this game and I bought it when it was 85% off. I purchased the Legion of Dawn edition for around $10 and I can safely say that the game isn't even worth $10

    • @TarfuLuke
      @TarfuLuke 4 года назад

      It's less than 5 quid on g2a

    • @threepotatogamers7301
      @threepotatogamers7301 4 года назад +4

      @@TarfuLuke I'm not sure if the game would be worth playing even if it was free

    • @TarfuLuke
      @TarfuLuke 4 года назад +1

      @@threepotatogamers7301 Is it really that bad? I mean for a fiver, just to fuck around

    • @threepotatogamers7301
      @threepotatogamers7301 4 года назад +5

      @@TarfuLuke True. If you just want to screw around with it then spending $5 wouldn't be horrible

    • @threepotatogamers7301
      @threepotatogamers7301 3 года назад +1

      @Vincent No, despite it being much cheaper the developers have abandoned the game and aren't going to update it since they cancelled the overhaul

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 5 лет назад +345

    Destiny: Get Glitched Edition

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад +4

      Ultimate self-destructive pre order edition for PS4 ;)

  • @moosemafia1659
    @moosemafia1659 5 лет назад +204

    Had me at "I hate anthem"
    Lost me at "I hate pie"

  • @ravenblackwell4408
    @ravenblackwell4408 5 лет назад +189

    IHE: I hate anthem
    *I sleep*
    IHE: I hate pie
    *You gotta throw the whole RUclipsr away*

    • @wanderingrandomer
      @wanderingrandomer 5 лет назад

      Is that pie as in British pie for dinner, or American pie for pudding?

    • @Sasmo87
      @Sasmo87 5 лет назад

      @@wanderingrandomer I'm going to guess he meant dessert pie. Because dessert pies are boak.

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 5 лет назад

      @@wanderingrandomer We have dinner pies and pudding pies. Britain loves a pie. We even have a National Pie Week.

  • @magicwood4228
    @magicwood4228 Год назад +9

    "I can't properly compliment anything without bringing up significant caveats." An incredible quote for a flop of this magnitude. Though I'm not sure anyone will happen across this comment 4 years after this video's release, not much has been changed or improved with the game.
    Legendary contracts were added as a form of high-difficulty daily tasks and take place in the open world. Endgame activities include these contracts, waiting around for world events (think Public Events from Destiny, albeit on a 1 to 3 star scale of how much XP they give), and the aforementioned Strongholds. Strongholds are only done by people who want to top each month's speedrun on the in-game leaderboards, as they provide little loot and XP.
    There is no difference in XP gain between Easy, Normal, Hard, Grandmaster 1, GM2, and GM3. New players are encouraged to stay on Easy or be carried through GM3 content by other players to slowly level up their "gear score" to around 600, and their character level to 30. I'm at gear score 240 and character level 14, both from 30 hours of gameplay. If you want to max out (gear score 960), going below GM 3 means that items will always drop 5 levels under the max, as a nice little arbitrary sprinkle on top of that which is the loot system. Easy or GM3, plenty of wasted development time balancing the rest of the difficulties.
    Loot only matters if it's Masterworked (additional special modifiers like +50% Damage and +40% Ult Recharge) and if it can set up combos. This game didn't need a crafting or gear score system at all.
    Some good things still have happened. The servers are still running. The microtransactions are still running as well, but are not as intrusive as Destiny, especially Destiny 2 as of this comment. There is still a semi-active community through the Discord server, and new players are still helped out by old players. Though I shouldn't grant BioWare any excuse with this horrendously shallow story (I still haven't completed the Javelin of Dawn quest and was surprised by how uninteresting the rest is), the currently small playerbase feels eerily similar to the outcast nature of the Javelin Pilots.
    This game isn't worth anyone's time, money, or attention, yet it simply feels good to play. The feel and sound of the Javelins and weapons is masterclass, especially if you pick Colossus, since the lack of movement options feels natural on a 2 ton behemoth. The fact that the game is no longer being serviced live means I don't have to suffer from any FOMO like in Destiny 2.
    I can't praise the game, not a lot, but I most certainly enjoy seeing anyone pop onto the game to try it out, as nothing else in my library comes close to the graphical fidelity and the raw fun of having a customizable Iron Man game.

    • @bacondren4129
      @bacondren4129 Год назад +2

      Thanks for taking the time to write this, Anthem popped into my mind recently. Ive never played the game but I'm glad to hear theres still a loyal player base out there supporting Anthem, even if it doesn't necessarily deserve it

  • @Syy
    @Syy 5 лет назад +125

    The section at 13:20 where he talks about the writing and dialogue for the protagonist is SPOT ON, and quite accurately describes what I hate about the writing for Carol in Captain Marvel. These characters don't have a personality, they don't have flaws, they don't struggle with anything and they don't CARE about anything, and the writer seems to think that having them drool out snarky one-liners every 2 seconds is basically the same thing as making an interesting or relatable character.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад +1

      A love-letter to Heaven's Lost Property 9, when?!?!?!

    • @Syy
      @Syy 5 лет назад +3

      Friday!

  • @MonochromaticPrism
    @MonochromaticPrism 5 лет назад +84

    14:05 "At least if you were silent you could inhabit your own values and live though the other characters. But when your un-named protagonist is so badly written that you'd rather have them basically be non-existent then you have kind of destroyed the access point that is supposed to ease us into this expansive intimidating universe."
    Spot on.
    Thinking about this, this was a major problem I had with Fallout 4 as well.

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад +1

      Eh..... I think it would be better if you could have a choice of voice, and a choice of personality, as well as a choice of age

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад

      @@munchjrgames942 Then what's the point of the game if you can imagine everything

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад

      @@munchjrgames942 That's the point of customization, which most games seem to have a problem with

  • @joshuatowe5522
    @joshuatowe5522 5 лет назад +415

    This video caught me off guard. I already forgot about Anthem 76.

    • @GigaDarkness
      @GigaDarkness 5 лет назад +16

      Don't you mean Anthem Legends: Exodus?

    • @flemes9615
      @flemes9615 5 лет назад +2

      Tbh i thought you were gonna say because of the whole "he doesn't like pie" thing.

    • @joshuatowe5522
      @joshuatowe5522 5 лет назад +1

      @@flemes9615 Looking at the other comments I can see why.

    • @devoncurtis1983
      @devoncurtis1983 5 лет назад

      You mean The Destiny of Anthem 76.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад

      @@devoncurtis1983 I can do better!
      The Division of the Destiny of Warframes Anthem.

  • @christianverde2670
    @christianverde2670 4 года назад +159

    Such a biased and unintelligible critic
    How is it that someone that doesn't like pie, be able to criticize garbage

  • @crowlevan1208
    @crowlevan1208 5 лет назад +621

    When you try to make a game for everyone, you end up with a game that appeals to no one.

    • @randok7771
      @randok7771 5 лет назад +52

      Jack of all trades, Master of none

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 5 лет назад +3

      @@randok7771 Psh, jack of all trades... yeah, *right.* But, Master of None, close but not enough.

    • @randok7771
      @randok7771 5 лет назад +22

      Jack off of all trades? I don't know a clever way to spin this thing so it properly reflects the actual shit-show of a graphical mishap that is this so called game.

    • @changyang1498
      @changyang1498 5 лет назад

      @@randok7771 PFFFF!!!! My Bard would like to talk to you.

    • @havoren
      @havoren 5 лет назад

      When I saw the trailer of the game advertised to me on RUclips videos, my interest level couldn’t have gotten any lower.

  • @user-ln2xu3xp9o
    @user-ln2xu3xp9o 5 лет назад +186

    “Welcome to a game that makes playing as iron man feel boring”

    • @inoob26
      @inoob26 5 лет назад +9

      to be fair the Iron Man part is fun..........yeah thats about it

    • @Kingstyles05
      @Kingstyles05 5 лет назад

      The gameplay is actually innovative and fun.

    • @zurabsiradze7822
      @zurabsiradze7822 5 лет назад +10

      @@Kingstyles05 hahaha...no

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 5 лет назад +537

    You were merely a puppet of FartPrince, Alex. He was the real villain of Anthem. He was the Shape or whatever the hell its called.

    • @Mamenber
      @Mamenber 5 лет назад +17

      You fool, do you not realize he is merely an apprentice? The true threat is the FartEmperor!

    • @mrblooper1994
      @mrblooper1994 5 лет назад +11

      they are called the ShapeShitters get your facts right noob

  • @J_Granted
    @J_Granted 4 года назад +44

    Was never a need to play this game, either play Destiny or play warframe, shoot even play Titanfall, all three of these games cover every element of this game but better.

  • @xander4043
    @xander4043 5 лет назад +535

    I hate everything: “I don’t really like pie-“
    *FBI OPEN UP*

  • @YonderYoshi
    @YonderYoshi 5 лет назад +82

    _"Thanks for putting out fires, _*_Firefighter!"_*

    • @harryrobinson6694
      @harryrobinson6694 5 лет назад

      John Nathaniel thanks for repeating what he said

    • @YonderYoshi
      @YonderYoshi 5 лет назад +1

      Your welcome

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад

      @@YonderYoshi I'm going to be that guy :3 *YOU'RE* welcome.

    • @YonderYoshi
      @YonderYoshi 5 лет назад

      No no no thanks for the compliment but actually, it was for you so... you're welcome

  • @Wis-ti
    @Wis-ti 5 лет назад +281

    You can complain about Anthem all you want, but you don't have to bring *PIE* into this.

    • @vk2336
      @vk2336 5 лет назад +5

      pie is overrated
      change my mind

    • @te1327
      @te1327 5 лет назад

      @@vk2336 ever been to galloways??

    • @SynopsisGrim
      @SynopsisGrim 5 лет назад +1

      @@vk2336 If you think pie is overrated then you don't have a mind worth changing. :p

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 5 лет назад

      #ThePieDidNothingWrong

    • @qazzzy121212
      @qazzzy121212 5 лет назад

      I thought your icon was a hair on my screen @isaac

  • @AvelierPlays
    @AvelierPlays 4 года назад +35

    Guardian, Agent, Freelancer, Hero, General, Important One, etc etc etc
    They dont even try

    • @Ediblebomb
      @Ediblebomb 3 года назад

      Well guardian actually made sense, FREELANCER however

    • @mattrex94
      @mattrex94 3 года назад

      They forgot Operator

  • @Prisinence
    @Prisinence 5 лет назад +340

    Talking about hating pie the day before pi day...
    How could you do this?

    • @Virolaxion
      @Virolaxion 5 лет назад

      Huh? It's 14/03. Where's the pi?

    • @gingots
      @gingots 5 лет назад

      3.141592653589

    • @katarinam7781
      @katarinam7781 5 лет назад

      it's 14.03.2019? there is no pie day...... not for me at least

    • @Virolaxion
      @Virolaxion 5 лет назад

      I know my sweet summer child. The only true pi days occurred during March 2014

    • @humanzbornfresh
      @humanzbornfresh 5 лет назад

      I love the fellow confused British people in the replys

  • @Veritaserum90
    @Veritaserum90 5 лет назад +3142

    I dont think comparing Anthem to Destiny is fair. Destiny is playable.

    • @Veritaserum90
      @Veritaserum90 5 лет назад +35

      @Jake S get out please

    • @mcchinatown8620
      @mcchinatown8620 5 лет назад +107

      Veritaserum90 destiny 1 is somehow fun and good

    • @Veritaserum90
      @Veritaserum90 5 лет назад +4

      @McChinaTown86 - that is my point

    • @gamingwithdinokid1127
      @gamingwithdinokid1127 5 лет назад +4

      Thb anthem is ok I played it and finished it

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад +41

      Bioware will never have the chance to break the chains of oppression like Bungie did with Activision.

  • @taco7969
    @taco7969 5 лет назад +126

    "get glitched" is my new favorite quote.

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 5 лет назад +1

      Is it the new "Press F to pay respect"?

    • @reydna7243
      @reydna7243 5 лет назад

      I cried when I heard it the first time

  • @tobyjarvis6544
    @tobyjarvis6544 3 года назад +39

    Back again after the game has effectively been discontinued

  • @vtrip_
    @vtrip_ 5 лет назад +307

    In Destiny the game is played in First Person and the hub world is 3rd person.
    In Anthem the game is played in 3rd person and the hub world is in First person.
    Not the same at all!

    • @clevergoblin1714
      @clevergoblin1714 5 лет назад +2

      Okay.

    • @tumulovermelho93
      @tumulovermelho93 5 лет назад +13

      IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!

    • @mikeg5039
      @mikeg5039 5 лет назад +2

      And umm like you have to guard things while fighting waves of enemies while ummm we download...things...totally not the same lol

    • @typie34
      @typie34 5 лет назад +2

      I really enjoy plaing anthem but every critisism i heard about the game is true. also its very similar to destiny. i like the gameplay of both games but i agree nearly everything else beside it is weak

    • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
      @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 5 лет назад +2

      Dumb. Because even Bethesda realize it was dumb making just one. Hence why you can toggle. So dumb. They tried to pull a batman.

  • @SilverWolf-cs7ju
    @SilverWolf-cs7ju 5 лет назад +900

    Sad fact; BioWare is actually at fault. They had years to make a game but when EA asked where the game was they basically said “oh shit” so they rushed it. The video at E3 was a movie not the actual game.

    • @medjrikais2419
      @medjrikais2419 5 лет назад +92

      Yep now the story behind anthem failure is clear ea have nothing to do with the disaster of anthem development is bioware fault

    • @azzypoo
      @azzypoo 4 года назад +23

      how true is that? are there sources for thT, cause i can’t imagine they just fucked around before remembering they had a game to develop

    • @thomasshepard7891
      @thomasshepard7891 4 года назад +80

      @@azzypoo kotaku.com/how-biowares-anthem-went-wrong-1833731964

    • @fluro3769
      @fluro3769 4 года назад +123

      To me it looks like it was more of the leadership for anthems fault, they sat on their asses not telling their employees what they were doing or what the game was and not deciding anything for most of the development and telling everyone to rely on “BioWare magic”
      Wasn’t until Casey and Mark joined back on that anything got done.
      Top that with the fact that talking and taking any inspiration from Destiny was forbidden, they wouldn’t listen to their Austin team that made SWOTOR and had learnt from MMO mistakes and the frostbite engine being a piece of shit.
      The entire development was a delusional mess of hubris from those in charge.
      At least that’s what it looks like to me.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 4 года назад +31

      @@fluro3769 Yep. Not since the development for Final Fantasy XV have I seen such a massive development nightmare. But at least the director(s) and such for Final Fantasy XV were doing their best with a terrible hand the Square Enix executives had given them.

  • @throwawayaccount7603
    @throwawayaccount7603 5 лет назад +480

    I expected nothing from this game and I was still let down
    EDIT: holy shit guys this blew up thanks for the likes i really appreciate it

    • @chaospacemarine8330
      @chaospacemarine8330 5 лет назад +8

      kek, so was I.
      Plus those adds on yt felt annoying af.

    • @ethanzarp6967
      @ethanzarp6967 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @sirbillius
      @sirbillius 5 лет назад +1

      Cause you did get stuff... and it was bad.

    • @viva6235
      @viva6235 5 лет назад +2

      You are a walking contradiction, son. But I agree, the game is shit.

    • @ZZI44418
      @ZZI44418 5 лет назад

      it's worse than nothing. it's a burden of resources

  • @raymayo4554
    @raymayo4554 3 года назад +22

    Revisiting this after the cancellation announcement

  • @ThorfinnSonofThors892
    @ThorfinnSonofThors892 5 лет назад +148

    "I'm sure every 14-year-old boy is gonna love this scene."
    I feel personally attacked.

    • @fazeburr4131
      @fazeburr4131 5 лет назад +3

      Star Warrior Productions I agree

  • @kayallen5420
    @kayallen5420 5 лет назад +113

    "That's enough information to get you to the start of the game.
    ...
    Jesus Christ."
    I was on the floor.

    • @bigwhoops3134
      @bigwhoops3134 5 лет назад +2

      @Kay Allen why were you on the floor?

    • @quincy8093
      @quincy8093 5 лет назад +4

      Yotess should probably call a doctor or something. Floors kill millions of people every year

    • @seangruner1023
      @seangruner1023 5 лет назад

      Bismark yeah there is too many killing-floors

    • @tomdamoose2461
      @tomdamoose2461 5 лет назад

      My entire family was taken by the floor... i shall now seek vengeance for the rest of my life against that beguiling, mockingly comfortable carpet covered surface

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 5 лет назад +433

    I think the reason Fay's hat aggravates people so much is it looks way too much like Jar Jar Binks

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 5 лет назад +58

      That makes so much sense. I was wondering what is it about her stupid hat made me irrationally annoyed. Now I know.

    • @xlK4RMAlx
      @xlK4RMAlx 5 лет назад +7

      KolonaRulez its a me jar jar binks

    • @poposterous236
      @poposterous236 5 лет назад +48

      Yousa get glitched

    • @marksman12g
      @marksman12g 5 лет назад +10

      Whenever I see Faye, I'm just reminded of Guinan from Star Trek: TNG.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 5 лет назад +7

      Why do you mock Darth Jar Jar, he who is behind all?

  • @lepotato135
    @lepotato135 4 года назад +26

    Man, imagine if our choices could've prevented Owen from betraying us. Like maybe our dialogue or something could change the fate of the characters. That way, the dialogue would also affect the combat since this either causes Owen to go against you, or for him to understand and continue to side with you but with a stronger bond.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Год назад

      What really should have happened is we walk out of our robot using the emergency escape and shoot him in the face.

  • @EarlyOwOwl
    @EarlyOwOwl 5 лет назад +657

    WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T LIKE IT!
    pie, I mean.

    • @mason4534
      @mason4534 5 лет назад +5

      really predictable joke ya got there buddy

    • @ThorfinnSonofThors892
      @ThorfinnSonofThors892 5 лет назад +12

      I'll be honest, I really don't like pie either.

    • @coltywolty
      @coltywolty 5 лет назад +1

      @CupNoodles I'm not sure she/he is joking

    • @Soxmember69
      @Soxmember69 5 лет назад +2

      Does cheesecake count as pie?

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl 5 лет назад

      @@coltywolty actually I was joking

  • @RiseInAfterlife
    @RiseInAfterlife 5 лет назад +166

    "How dare you, Anthem is going to become really awesome, like best thing ever"
    Says increasingly nervous fanboy after EA-Bioware patched out any resemblence of fair loot again.

    • @SgtIronbeak
      @SgtIronbeak 5 лет назад +4

      It will! Maybe. Possibly?
      ;_;

    • @thedragonking900
      @thedragonking900 5 лет назад +2

      @@SgtIronbeak ahhahahahahaaha

    • @nolives
      @nolives 5 лет назад

      And tbh even with the increased drop the loot is still garbage. Its just that its a lot easier picking up lots of garbage and picking up a little bit of garbage. One you have a better chance of finding something not garbage and the other you spend 30+ minutes on the hardest difficulty and MAYBE get one kinda not trash loot drop.

    • @deedr1234
      @deedr1234 5 лет назад

      Yea gez

  • @ojsimpin5599
    @ojsimpin5599 5 лет назад +434

    In keeping with Anthem tradition can we just refer to you as “RUclipsr” from now on?

  • @thatbradonyoutube
    @thatbradonyoutube 3 года назад +30

    "Get the wiki ready, cuz you're gonna need it...' my favorite critique of any live service game so far god

  • @user-jg8fg4qp3x
    @user-jg8fg4qp3x 5 лет назад +251

    I got an Anthem ad before this.
    Well done RUclips.

    • @SystemBot
      @SystemBot 5 лет назад +1

      use a different browser with proper adblockers.

    • @Bikee-uh6of
      @Bikee-uh6of 5 лет назад +1

      @@SystemBot I hate your profile pic so much

    • @applecider7009
      @applecider7009 5 лет назад

      Don’t fall for it, it’s reverse psychology

    • @user-jg8fg4qp3x
      @user-jg8fg4qp3x 5 лет назад

      Chaos - Mobile. I also don’t mind most ads because they support creators I enjoy.

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 5 лет назад +119

    Finally a real in-depth review of the "story", up until now I thought the game had no story.
    Also, if EA hates single-player that much, why even include the option?

    • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
      @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 5 лет назад +2

      I dont know? Maybe because EA

    • @InsertSomethingStupid2002
      @InsertSomethingStupid2002 5 лет назад +7

      The game strongly advises against and it is disabled for certain missions

    • @Vollification
      @Vollification 3 года назад +2

      @@InsertSomethingStupid2002 Yeah I saw that too on Zero Punctuation -_-
      "Surely someone made a dreadful mistake. You really don't want to play on private, just switch back to public match so you can join the *NORMAL* people!"

  • @Paskaloth
    @Paskaloth 5 лет назад +227

    Feels like the people who make games, don't actually play games.

    • @jacksmith8689
      @jacksmith8689 5 лет назад +41

      Paskaloth They do, its the investors that don't

    • @HomieUnicorn
      @HomieUnicorn 5 лет назад +1

      That feels so tru

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад +6

      Water is wet, saying that there are 2 genders is offensive these days. More riveting news at 11.

    • @andersonandrighi4539
      @andersonandrighi4539 5 лет назад +3

      @@jacksmith8689 investors do play games. The problem is that if something is treding they want every game to do that. See PUBG (battle royal or free for all for old geezers) now, Call of Duty (militart fps) then and Double Dragon (beat'n'up) way back.
      Games like The Division, Destiny and Anthem sell pretty well and because they are long have low resale at the first 3 months. Those months are critical for a new game because they are selling at full price and allow the Publisher to recover money fast.

    • @trsgfsdrgtregfsdfgvsdr2889
      @trsgfsdrgtregfsdfgvsdr2889 5 лет назад +1

      @@theblackbaron4119 BECAUSE THERE ARE 4 GENDERS YOU STUPID HUMAN

  • @Josiah_Trelawny1
    @Josiah_Trelawny1 4 года назад +60

    28:54 "There needs to be ACTION, ACTION all the time otherwise your friends might get bored" thats why i hate multiplayer games. Its allways just run and gun.
    Friends: "skip the cutscene, its boring as hell!"
    Me: "But i want to know whats happening in the story."
    Friends: "BORING!"

    • @duncanlutz3698
      @duncanlutz3698 4 года назад +5

      This was such a painful problem of F76. All the world building and lore were punted into computer terminal entries or audio logs.
      Except you can't even pause/resume a single audio log. If you get forced into combat by respawning enemies, your buddies start going BLAM BLAM BLAM, or start talking, or something IRL comes up?
      Fuck you! Restart the audio log!
      So everytime you found a terminal or audio tape (there were hundreds of taps and I don't know how many terminal entries), it felt like you needed to scream "EVERYONE SHUT UP AND STOP HAVING FUN! IT'S READING/AUDIO TAPE TIME!"
      That or you just played the game solo, like IHE did, thus ignoring the whole "play with friends/MP" part of the game.
      Like BW, BGS had no idea what it was doing making a multiplayer game.

    • @alianouer8619
      @alianouer8619 3 года назад +1

      In online games like this it makes sense to skip cutscenes

    • @dragonmaster3030
      @dragonmaster3030 3 года назад +3

      @@duncanlutz3698 that is why I will always perfer and play single player games more besides the fact that all multiplayer games are temporary (servers shut down eventually)

  • @5persondude
    @5persondude 5 лет назад +413

    And just like Bungie, all of the people who made the studio what it was have long gone. I really don't understand why people keep letting themselves be charmed by the typical and generic "We've learned from our mistakes" and "This is our biggest bestest game ever!" quotes.

    • @brucecampbellschin8632
      @brucecampbellschin8632 5 лет назад +16

      God that's all they EVER say isn't it.

    • @Alex-gd3fk
      @Alex-gd3fk 5 лет назад +3

      Get glitched

    • @MarceloAbans
      @MarceloAbans 5 лет назад +7

      It's not generic, it's a sci-fi shooter that fails to capture the same thing that strikes a good cord with in Warframe. Warframe is far from perfect but does things miles better than both destiny and anthem.

    • @LuinTachibana
      @LuinTachibana 5 лет назад +1

      People by nature want to enjoy the latest crazes.

    • @12Daniel34
      @12Daniel34 5 лет назад

      because those people are 15

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +733

    You can’t spell “steal” without EA.

  • @Shu-ys5fr
    @Shu-ys5fr 5 лет назад +229

    Me: *clicks on i hate anthem video*
    YT algorithm: hmm this video is about fps games... lets give it an athem ad. *plays the anthem ad*
    Me: ....The apocalypse clearly hasn't ended

    • @OperationMindPhuk
      @OperationMindPhuk 5 лет назад +3

      same.

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 5 лет назад +3

      You mean Adpocalypse?

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 5 лет назад

      I got the division 2 😂

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 5 лет назад +2

      Seeing as how you now basically get 2 advertisements in a row, it's actually become worse.

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 5 лет назад

      It's not an FPS, it's a TPS. The first person part is not the shooting part, that's FPB (first person boredom)

  • @Myth_or_Mystery76
    @Myth_or_Mystery76 3 года назад +26

    If you get too invested in the "Hype Train" eventually it runs you over.

  • @ApolloMonopoly334
    @ApolloMonopoly334 5 лет назад +221

    I love the sound of IHE's voice. Sometimes i sleep with his videos playing in the background

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 5 лет назад +13

      Alex should do ASMR

    • @jacklb4152
      @jacklb4152 5 лет назад +6

      I think I’ve watched the not Disney and not dreamworks collection 50 times now just to fall asleep with it in the background.

    • @bejited6932
      @bejited6932 5 лет назад +1

      yeah i listen to his sftw a lot while im going to sleep

    • @jadestrouble6428
      @jadestrouble6428 5 лет назад +1

      Boy will you love JAR media!

    • @the_average_turtle
      @the_average_turtle 5 лет назад

      Pat Katon being calmed by the voice of hate. You’re either an online troll or maybe a fan of asmr.

  • @hubguy
    @hubguy 5 лет назад +219

    28:00 Dark Souls 2 knew how to stack health depending on how many players were in the area to fight the boss. How could they not do the same thing?

    • @Ardhant1
      @Ardhant1 5 лет назад +10

      NintendoHub and it’s a much older game lol

    • @StoneColdMan2294
      @StoneColdMan2294 5 лет назад +19

      NintendoHub almost all of the issues with this game make me think of Monster Hunter: World, in how that game did everything Alex brings up right. It’s weird thinking how similar the 2 games are in a way

    • @TobiTheHedgehog
      @TobiTheHedgehog 5 лет назад +32

      Dark Souls 1 does that, hell it's a Souls series tradition.
      Demon's Souls had it.

    • @hubguy
      @hubguy 5 лет назад +3

      Raiden The Jack I wanted to say Dark Souls 1 as well but wasn’t too sure since I didn’t play much online on it compared to 2

    • @vcdonovan5943
      @vcdonovan5943 5 лет назад +6

      How could they not do the same thing? If you'll look to your left, you'll find the answers. See that? It's all the f-ks Bioware doesn't give. And if you look to your right, you'll see the rest of the f-ks bioware doesn't give.

  • @rocketgruntmason3269
    @rocketgruntmason3269 5 лет назад +3029

    Teen: *gets pregnant*
    Abortion doctor to baby: *GET GLITCHED*

    • @Roadrunner-n9k
      @Roadrunner-n9k 5 лет назад +184

      🦀🦀THE BABY IS GONE🦀🦀

    • @elboob1921
      @elboob1921 5 лет назад +34

      I kept hearing "get clenched". Honestly more interesting than what it actually was.

    • @BinBintheRiceCake
      @BinBintheRiceCake 5 лет назад +101

      Jokes on you I had a save file 9 months prior.

    • @sahzus
      @sahzus 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂☠️

    • @seanl7503
      @seanl7503 5 лет назад

      What's up So S1lky

  • @SpaceWhale5451
    @SpaceWhale5451 4 года назад +40

    “What kind of monster doesn’t like to celebrate their birthday?”
    Me. I’m that monster.

    • @nhwf6736
      @nhwf6736 4 года назад +5

      You you....
      MONSTER

    • @mintyemperor3195
      @mintyemperor3195 4 года назад +7

      I’m honestly the same way I just get money and candy then just sit down and play games

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 4 года назад +4

      "Let's get together and celebrate the fact that you are a year closer to death than the last time we did that!"

    • @thanatoast
      @thanatoast 3 года назад +2

      @@Kickiusz Or viewed from another perspective "Let's celebrate the fact that another year has passed since the last time we did this and nothing killed you."

  • @nannerdunlocke1231
    @nannerdunlocke1231 5 лет назад +500

    Anthem is better now!
    They took out a single loading screen...

    • @LapisAndroid17ParkRanger
      @LapisAndroid17ParkRanger 5 лет назад +7

      …. lol

    • @blablubbss1
      @blablubbss1 5 лет назад

      And even more loading screens were removed till now. ;) direct access to forge from everywhere, also in the missions. And you can start another mission without going back to tarsis!

    • @notreasonable5590
      @notreasonable5590 5 лет назад +63

      @@blablubbss1 Ah yes complimenting basic functions that should have been in the game in the first place.

    • @deedr1234
      @deedr1234 5 лет назад

      Better now,better now.

    • @Rifky809
      @Rifky809 4 года назад +4

      @@deedr1234 BeTtEr NoW

  • @Aethrin
    @Aethrin 5 лет назад +108

    "The we lost the faith of the people..."
    Hmmm.... if only EA would take a hint from their stories.

  • @dramspringfeald
    @dramspringfeald 5 лет назад +96

    you know, they REALLY should have gone with the 0 protag rout. You are a Solider / Clone / Robot / AI / whatever generic "one of many" tropes. Not the Chosen One, but one of the ants who might get lucky. You aren't Special, you were Given / Found / Simply Chosen / Specked into / Stole your Suit and are doing what you can with the other users.
    It wouldn't even be hard to justify Co-op, Like PR, Commercials, Radio Broadcasts "Working Alone is Dangerous, Buddy up" or "Work Together, Or Fall Alone" Or something. Like, that alone would fix most of this. Hell, add on you find your upgrades from dead Armor, old armor, abandoned suits and tripping over it.
    "You are no one, one of many, you will die, but who knows, you might actually pull it off"

    • @L3GiTAc1D
      @L3GiTAc1D 5 лет назад +18

      Star Wars Battlefront series pulled it off perfectly though... The older series, I mean.

    • @jcdenton2187
      @jcdenton2187 5 лет назад +3

      This would have worked so well

    • @dramspringfeald
      @dramspringfeald 5 лет назад +8

      Right! But I don't get why MMO's and Games like this NEED the "1 True Hero" trope? because at the very core of the game, This is not what MMO's are. You are Literally one of (WoW) Millions and that is how it should be played. "Sole Survivor" "The Chosen One" "Secretly a god" work VERY well for First Person Games. Hell, that would even work for the Meta of an MMO but YOU the player should be a deg who is "doing their part" to Start or Stop the apocalypse
      Anthem, You AREN'T the Sole Survivor, You are "Pilot 456 out of Millions who FOUND (Stole) a Suit of Armor. Blade and Soul, You AREN'T the Sole Survivor of having your Clan destroyed, you are Backup sent by the Clan to help the Gods. Fallout 76 "The Experiment has Ended > Go Rebuild America" instead of The Late bloomer looking for the Leader in a dead world.
      Like, This isn't a hard concept to follow. I get that companies are trying to Reel in the Elusive First Person Market, but they forget that a "Live Service" Model needs Players.... not Sole Survivors.

    • @dramspringfeald
      @dramspringfeald 5 лет назад +3

      Like, When you Joined a Guild in an MMO, or hell Second Life that HAD NO PLOT, Players weren't there to be the The Chosen One, it was social interaction and that's about it. Eve Online's 50k sustained users Weren't there for the combat... I mean it was nice, but MOST were in Trade hubs blowing up chat or in Mining groups having deep philosophical debates about toilet paper directions and many of the original players are still there.

    • @Kingstyles05
      @Kingstyles05 5 лет назад +2

      Strong alone, stronger together.

  • @dekucake4395
    @dekucake4395 4 года назад +14

    "Get Glitched"
    -everyone who knew this thing was gonna bomb

  • @AlchemyForTheWin
    @AlchemyForTheWin 5 лет назад +218

    Hey man, atleast Yu-gi-oh has card games on the occasional motorcycle!

  • @AverageGamerXP
    @AverageGamerXP 5 лет назад +135

    That "Get Glitched" quote made me cringe i was GODDAMNIT it's cringe.

    • @CHarris99
      @CHarris99 5 лет назад

      It’s “cringy” how you call yourself the “AverageGamer”. It really appeals to how much you want people to agree and relate to you. GODDAMMIT that’s cringe.

    • @AverageGamerXP
      @AverageGamerXP 5 лет назад +1

      @@CHarris99 Hmm understandable but like at least it's not "bruce wii" like yours is better than mines tryna sound clever your experiment was interesting but ultimately a failure. Try again

    • @CHarris99
      @CHarris99 5 лет назад

      What do you suggest I change it to?

  • @philr6040
    @philr6040 5 лет назад +311

    Runtime: 50 minutes and 41 seconds.
    Well I guess you do have a minor dislike of the game, fair enough.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад +2

      Inb4 u get h8

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 5 лет назад +9

      "I have gripes with Anthem" doesn't generate nearly the amount of traffic that every RUclipsr needs to pay off loans. Also, it's not British enough... I learned that lesson when I visited Birmingham five years ago. Either you have a seething hatred (hidden behind a meek exterior), or an unwavering boastful love for something.

  • @venomouslizards
    @venomouslizards 4 года назад +18

    Javelin isn’t even a creative name for a mech, they were also the names of grunt suits from Mobile Suit Victory Gundam from 1993