The WORST Films I saw in 2019
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- Опубликовано: 14 фев 2020
- IHE delves into the 11 worst films he saw in 2019.
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“I’m sorry. Lego is just far superior.”
Don’t apologise for being right.
The footage of the first LEGO Star Wars video game when he said that made me upvote three times
Bionicle is best amaright boyos
@Mr Cum Either you're a troll or a kid or both, cause this comment was completely unnecessary and stupid.
MinusUltra OneForNobody imagine not getting what was obviously a joke.
I've seen someone call people "lego supremacist" for criticizing Playmobil the movie.
They also hated Lego Movie 2, which was my favorite animated movie of 2019.
Side note: The character designs of The Addams Family, at least the family themselves, were taken directly from the original comics. *And that's the problem.* They were designed for single-panel comic gags done in a woodblock art style. They were never intended to even be animated, much less in 3D, so trying to directly turn them into CGI is doomed to be janky.
Yeah it’s a really annoying problem with (relatively) smaller animation companies that think you can translate ANYTHING 2D into 3D. Wonky proportions that look fine in 2D almost always look nearly alien in 3D, and cgi must be approached from an entirely different design perspective. This same problem was evident in Norm of North, for instance.
A well-done example of this was Blue Sky's The Peanuts Movie
I went to see it with my sister, and I hated it.
I wouldn't mind the Adams family looking weird. The regular people looking weird makes the contrast between the Adams family and the rest of the world almost non-existent.
As an Addams Family fan, I didn’t even bother going to see the movie because the animation/character designs looked cheap and ugly. I got the new Funko pop of Wednesday Addams.
1:12 Hearing Alex laugh with so much life, made me realize how special his Corgi must be to him.
Oh hi have you done creating weebvette?
@@anggikharisma6388 I wanna ask what weebvette is but judging by the first part of the name, I'm a bit afraid of what it could be.
Turtle Gaming yeah it’s obvious, it’s anime and cars combined
@@Jason-rd1ev I also want to ask how one combines anime and cars together, but yet again i'm afraid of what THAT could be.
Really? He sounds like he’s gonna cough up a tonsil stone 😂
I’m kidding, love you Alex
Charlie's Angels tanked so hard it failed to make this list
A few good actors? So even that has at least one advantage.
He probably noped out like the rest of us.
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer haha no
There was a charlie's angels movie that year?
@@plagueofangel8694 yea
So let me get this straight: To get IHE to watch my movie, all I have to do is put a corgi in it?
That's a bingoooo!
Now that he got burnt with disappointment, you have to go further.
Put two corgis in it.
TheLaXandro “Three, take it or leave it.”
CubedMelons ruclips.net/video/bPP1mF8B0F8/видео.html
This is why i hate animals
The director of Men In Black: International wanted to leave the project a few times but the studio wouldn't let him. Says a lot about the movie.
And Wonder Park has an uncredited director, since they were fired during production.
Do yeah, there are a lot of strange things to happen in movies.
Wow I feel sorry for f Gary gray
he had to return to his home planet
@@NumaanTahir F Gray Gray Grary Gary
@@demilembias2527 F Gray Gay Grayr Gayr Gary
My favourite part of The Queens Corgi was when the main corgi (I don’t know his name) is sexually assaulted and the film uses this for comedy
His name is Rex if you still don't know
Seriously wow glad i never saw that
i’m sorry *what*
*mscuse me wtf.*
Yeah that's the point where my girlfriend and I decided to turn it off.
I actually didn't know the Queen's corgis were dead. Gonna go cry in a corner now.
Hey man u alright now?
You’ve been crying for eight months
ಥ‿ಥ
Too bad they couldn't give the corgis some of the queens immortal formula. Shes almost 200 by now so maybe she could have given her pups some love
Bruh who cares
0:40 there is something that makes me deeply uncomfortable about this stock footage
I thought she was gonna bite me through the screen to be honest
Yeah it actually freaked me out while editing lol
Yeah she does look ugly af lol
I Hate Everything shame man
It's that horse looking smile and how long it goes on for.
Fun fact: Trump's voice actor in the Queen's Corgis also voices Shadow The Hedgehog
in what game?
@@Isabellacarrillo22 from Generations until now
Where’s that damn fourth chaos emerald
@@jojo-or3vq how pathetic
Wtf
The 2019 lion king movie was so bad I actually laughed when the lion cub screamed "Nooooo" because of how dumb his facial expression looked.
Oh my god I’m sorry Alex but there’s a live action Hercules coming
:(
dpben10pwn, no, no, no, no, NOOOOO!
@Santiago Molinari You mean the actual legend in which Zeus is a rapist and Hera hates Hercules and the majority of gods are immoral beings?
dpben10pwn is the rock gonna be there again
Unpopular opinon; I feel like if Disney is gonna remake any of their old movies they should remake Hercules. I watched it for the first time on Disney plus a few weeks ago and honestly I can kinda see why it wasn't a big hit when it came out. It wasn't bad, but I can't say I'm a huge fan of it.
Most of the characters were kinda bland and generic (with the exceptions of Meg, Hades and Phil), the songs were forgettable and the animation was a bit too weird for my liking. Also I never understood the point of the Muses. Why is the soundtrack to Sister Act being used as the musical accompaniment to a film about Greek mythology?
Of course this is Disney we're talking about so they won't fix any of the issues the original had. They'll just tell the exact same story but maybe add one or two new plot points in a token effort to innovate, one of which will be something to cynically score points with the woke crowd. Take bets on what that will be, I'm predicting they'll make Agony and Strife a gay couple.(although the Ancient Greeks admittedly were pretty big on buggery so I guess it would fit).
Ah well, here's hoping they recast Danny Devito as Phil, it might be tolerable if they do that.
"I hate to be that guy, but.."
Let's be real, no you don't.
@@shu8440 beat me to it
No I'm that guy but also not, here's the few things though I like that are bad.
1. RoboCop (2014) (Never saw it, just clips like the original)
2. NeverDead (Not 100% horrible, it just didn't get fleshed out)
3. Yu-Gi-Oh Capsule Monsters
4. The Legend of Spyro (Not necessarily a bad franchise, it's still great but many don't agree)
5. Sonic 06 (The fan remake Project 06 is superior but the crazy glitches are fantastic, lots of fun things you can do with them)
6. Bionicle The Legend Reborn (I got the toys as a kid too, fight me)
7. Thor The Darkworld (Ironic because I was a negative person for a long time before coming to my senses and can handle this)
8. Sonic Forces
9. RTX Red Rock
10. Green Lantern (Come on, it's aesthetically a masterpiece and lives to the source material, doesn't look bad with that in mind)
That's about all I can think of right now but just know I have an understanding for good things too, I just clearly know how to tolerate bad and even terrible things.
If he hates himself does he hate everything?
If there's one "thing" he doesn't hate is to be that guy.
Alex is actually the online alterego of the Queen of England. Loves corgis, hates everything, hides her true face, uses a voice modulator, lives off her innate wealth and that's why she (Alex) is so slow to upload videos.
Does this mean that Derek Savage called the Queen of England a "lying punk troll"?
@@AlashiaTuol derek sued the queen of England?
How...*savage*
I need to like this comment more than once hahahaha
Destroyed Diana?
😂😂😂 this is actually hilarious...and could possibly make sense
The Queen’s Corgi is so bad, that in my country it was on cinemas for literally just one day.
I was watching Aladdin 2019 in film class and everybody said that my opinion was wrong because I hated it. And and a stoner called me a racist because I didn't think Will Smith was better than Robin Williams. I hate my school.
Reminds me of my Teacher.
Got a bad grade on an essay, just because the opinion that (product) is bland, uninspired and pretentious apparently is not an opinion
I can relate, we watched the Secret life of pets 2 in class(it was raining so we do this shit inside). Everyone called me crazy because I thought it was pretty bad.
I got called racist once for saying Will Smith makes 1 good movie for every 10 bad
And he was one of the worst parts of Aladdin
2008 In elementary school my friend got suspended for voting for John McCain bc he didn’t vote for the black guy
@@ajrojas7732 wtf really? Jesus
There’s 3 things I didn’t expect to see last year;
Adam’s Family saying it’s gonna be lit, Trump in an animated kids movie, and a Palpatine coming back from the dead
Safe to say it’s been a weird one
Not to mention all the horrifying cg characters, Will Smith Genie, that first Sonic the Hedgehog design, the movie Cats in it’s entirety..
Ryaquaza --- I didn't expected to see a LOT OF THINGS in 2019 (like Etika's death, Cancel Culture, robotic StoryTime Animations, iDubbbzTV's Full Force, Ultra Instict Shaggy, iDubbbzTV's Content Cop on Leafy being deleted, Half-Live VR Game Trailer and other things).
Also that Trump is voiced by Shadow the Hedgehog.
That Lonely Giraffe inc Wait what animated
movie was trump in?
Edit: never mind just saw the queens corgi part
Not from 2019 but I just wanted to share, 2020 with a Elf saying YOLO....Elliot The Littlest Reindeer in case anyone's wondering...or not.
The only reason cats isn’t on this list is because why tf would anyone waste their time to watch it
Maybe it was too easy of a target
I actually watched because I was curious and let me be real, it’s not even bad. The story is rushed but besides the cat design the choreography and set look great, sort of similar to how John wick 3 used lighting.
The acting is great, and the main reason I could sit through it was because they specifically don’t do a lot of full body shots. NGL could see it becoming a cult classic
It has value as a movie that will scare the fuck out of you on drugs. Can't say the same for any of the rest of these.
@@vanillacapricorn I've never seen it, but I've heard from people that have watched saying it's not bad. I just can't get over the Visuals.
@@FreakyFriday4Phaggs lets just say if you like the play then you say it's not bad at least for me.
Make "I hate Netflix originals".
Yeah, Netflix is more becoming Netflix original then an actual movie subscription
@@commentdude2988 I still find it impressive even though 80% of it is trash. But they have SO much that 80% really isn't that bad. There are countless shows and documentaries that are amazing. Dark is a phenomenal German show and probably my favorite Original. Their movie reputation on the other hand, pretty shitty.
@@gummibear696 yeah tbh they removed good ones like coco, sing! (Tbh in my opinion sing! Was a good movie because of the landscape of the city), and the captain underpants movie.
CommentDude ok but ASOUE is pretty good tho-
Luisito Comunista nah, part of the reason I even watch/have Netflix is because of Netflix originals. Bojack horseman, The Haunting of the Hillhouse, black mirror, the umbrella academy, stranger things, and more. If you’re talking about original movies yeah the selection isn’t great
I genuinely thought the Queen’s corgi was a trailer that was made as a joke
We all did
Its kinda funny how men in black was the most forgettable movie.
See Stuff LMAO
Which one?
Can everyone gather round for a moment? _Adjusts sunglasses._
@@stevenbobbybills Alright, everyone, there was no MIB movie in 2019. You actually had a pretty good time watching the new Shaft, though it was nothing compared to the original. Maybe worth a rewatch. Get some popcorn. Some soda. Make it an at home movie date or just have some friends over to take a shot every time Samuel L. Jackson says 'Fuck'. Take care of yourself cause its alo-
Oh, sorry, gotta handle this guy still. *chases after space-slug*
I literally forgot that existed
The Lion King bit of this video made me think about something that would've been cool I think.
If they were to make the movie this way, why not just tell the story 100% visually. If they want to go for realism, why not just have no dialogue, with only roars and grunts, and the occasional cackle. It's a mildly weird idea, but I think if it was done correctly, it could've been a worthy remake with a kind of unique spin.
...or they could've just y'know.... not remake the film
Definitely. It's like a filmmaking experiment. The audience knows the story. Could they make it work without cartoonishly personifying the animals?
But that takes time and effort. Just do what everyone knows and loves, but much worse. That's the key to success, or at least Disney thinks so.
RadioGuy but they wouldn’t have been able to cast BEYONCÉ
But that would mean having to take risks!! and we cannot possibly do that in our highly formulated and structured movie industry of [current year] now can we
DreamWorks did it with Spirit. I don't see why Disney couldn't have done it.
Thomas Thorsen that’s the thing they don’t realize. They’re Disney. They’re gonna make money anyway no matter what. They might as well take the risk.
Picture the most boring thing you can imagine.
Me: "Frozen Land"
I mean Braver is pretty boring too but you really can't go wrong with Frozen La- I mean Boooooring.
i thought the same thing LMAO
What about math?
Or English
The Legend of Sarilla*
"No one saw Stuber..."
Says the guy who saw Stuber.
He was talking about me
I remember a few ads about it and then forgot it existed until now for a brief period of time.
@@somkeshav4143 exactly his point
5:17 a beautiful image
I saw Stuber. I kinda like it though....
The sad part is that the Aladdin live action is getting a sequel...
Yes.
EXCUSE ME A SEQUEL!?
I NEED THE SOURCE TO THIS!!
@@pallete9988 www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2020/film/news/aladdin-sequel-1203502713/amp/
Come on again
@@pallete9988 Noah get the boat.
Nooo! Nooooo! God please no!
I kid you not that when Mufsa died in the Lion King 2019 and Simba screamed I... laughed .....so hard
Lover Sheep When they played Hakuna Matata, I took a bathroom break.
I never saw the movie but I saw a clip of Mufasas death on youtube and its the funniest shit Ive ever saw. Idk how anyone could find that sad.
I physically struggled to hold in my laugh in the theatre...I failed.
That entire trash heap had me in stitches with how bad it was
Ye that shit was one of the best comedic scenes I have ever seen.
The lion king remake's graphic's looked decent at points, but occasionally everything just dropped harshly into the uncanny valley and looked like an older videogame cutscene!
The physics in the movie were fucked from the start. You can't make something realistic, mix it with cartoon logic and then call it a masterpiece. It just doesn't work lol.
I hated it. My mum was so confused as I love lion king, but I cant bring words to explain why. ALSO THEY REMOVED BE PREPARED. SCAR (my favourite villain's) ONE TIME TO SHINE
I feel like the lion king characters were talking for a long time,it’s like Snape was talking but I love Snape the emotions were very bad and you are gonna get bored if you watch for the second time (it’s my opinion and please don’t get mad at me!)
Did you call them graphics? This isn't a video game
@ILikeDoomAndBlood aka Mr Wolfy 2.0 but the Lion King remake isn't a game, it's a CGI movie
I think that The Lion King (2019) is like a museum. It’s nice to look at, you appreciate what it was, but that’s it. You typically never think back on the attractions, you just remember the museum as a whole.
No, there are moments in a museum that truly move you, like a masterpiece you didn't expect. The Lion King is like a bad NatGeo documentary.
I think you’re kinda doing museums dirty with that comparison 😅
The Art Institute of Chicago isn't like that. I got the opportunity to visit it almost 2 years years ago and I still think of specific things I saw there sometimes
Honestly, it’s not even nice to look at, the colors look so gross
No, I definitely remember the jet fighter flight sim at the air and space museum, and seeing jets like the SR-71 Black Bird in person for the first time. Lion King 2019 can’t even match a museum.
I'd completely forgotten that there was a Hellboy and a MiB movie last year
I hope I’m as fortunate
I was legit hyped for Men in Black: International. I loved the comic and animated show. Liked the trilogy. Especially the first one. One of my all time favorite Sci-Fi films. Enjoyed the third one. Was excited for this because it wasn't a reboot.
I didn't hate international. I don't think it's "hot garbage". I just think it's SOOO forgettable. It didn't leave ANY kind of impression on me. I can rewatch a stupid/bad movie and laugh at how freaking bad and idiotic it is but this film was just so mediocre. It's just nothing. It's a nothing movie.
I liked the action sequences in Hellboy but as lot of the jokes don't land. I will always prefer the Guillermo Del Toro Hellboy films and would rather have the final movie in the trilogy than what we got.
Same bro!
I didn't even know either one came out last year. I guess I must live in a hole
The way IHE`s voice changed entirely when speaking to his corgi had me dead
he doesn't hate his dog, he probably finds joy through him
@@josiahsegovia04 wtf I never say he hates his dog. It's quite obvious he loves him.
@@spacewaifuu Be quiet, pathetic boy...
@@vapingfury4460 What did I do? Or were you talking to the other guy? Cause I`m a girl.
@@spacewaifuu I don't give a crab's ASS what you are, pathetic thing BE QUIET.
I really hated the addams family animated movie,it completely takes the dark humor from the originals
The dark humour AND the message. The Addamses never wanted to be accepted. They were the ones who saw everyone else as strange... I liked that.
@@albatroce2324 EXACTLY
And there was no general plot in the animated.
@@tungabunga4107 Yeah, it was just generic and all over the place, I remember especially loving the plot of the second movie where it deviated to that god forsaken camp in the halfway part but we always remembered the plot was about that killer(wich I don’t remember the name) who wanted the Addams fortune
@@rollingkirby yea, in the animated, first the plot was about trying to fit in, then wednesday doing sum shit, then pugsley doing that sword/bomb shit that movie was all over the place, really.
He's like the Gordon Ramsay for movies
If he was depressed
"Props for not docking the dog's tail, though. That is immoral and gross."
Seconded. God bless
Co-signed, because that was some REAL SHIT you just said
Is there a particular reason that dogs have their tails docked besides aesthetics? Just genuinely curious because I don't know anything about dogs, so the only animals I know of that get docked tails actually have a reason behind it (sheep, pigs, draft horses etc). Would anyone be willing to explain the issue/pros and cons or why anyone would do it to a house pet?
Not trying to be disrespectful, just curious. Seems a bit weird to me.
@@FauxGemini the only reason i can find is if your dog is really clumsy and constantly hurts its tail in a way that would cause problems (its tail gets broken or it gets its tail caught on things and causes nerve damage). most dogs i've been around aren't that clumsy but sometimes things can happen and the larger the tail the more in the way it can get. or even if it just happens to be a one time accident.
Even if you're worried about huge tails getting in the way or getting hurt its always a better idea to just make sure your house is as pet safe as possible and if an emergancy happens- it happens. I wouldn't ever dock a dogs tail as a "what if" type thing. it sucks when animals do get hurt but docking itself causes problems so its just better to plan around things. that's the best answer i can come up with but google might have some other answers on certain breeds of dogs
Papa bless 🖖🏻
@@FauxGemini I know that Corgis get their tails docked if they work as herding dogs so they don't trip over or injure their tails. Other than that, it's usually for aesthetics.
I'm sorry, whomsoever is buying a minion toothpaste dispenser
Karens
Me
let me introduce you to my 9-year-old younger brother
Someone very lonely
0-5 Year Olds.
Coraline is such a great and underrated movie, the story makes people feel like the it is trying to tell u something, I could even call it a "children horror"
How is this relevant in any way?
@@traffic9518 no clue. But I do love coraline.
@@traffic9518 go to 3:44
Even as an adult, it's still an extremely creepy movie.
Out of topic but yes, it’s an excellent movie
I'm still waiting for your review on why Larva is the best anime, IHE.
“Why would anyone think this is a good idea”
*Looks at the box office numbers for Lion King*
That’s why
Disney remakes as long as they can get tons of money from shitty remakes.
Welcome to the incredible world of nostalgia, where people watch remakes more to remember their childhood rather than by the movie itself
Just wait till they run out of things to remake
@@scribblemeeps wouldn't surprise me if they remake the remakes using puppets.
@Charles Brown Actually, no. Most of the people who saw it disliked it a lot. You're one of few who actually liked it. And maybe a few other people that never saw the original, or did, but didn't realize how lifeless the remake was.
im so over people digging up and remaking whatever franchise they get their hands on,
as ihe said, let it die
Let it die let it die let is shrivel up and
Grim Scythe what
Grim Scythe not women SJWS
@@neverfall2344 C'mon who's with me?
The original is what makes us remember it, cherish it and share it, the legacy they leave behind are what makes them so great. When you talk about "the Lion King", you should talk about how emotional and energetic the movie is. Now, when you mention it, the memory will be "oh that crappy mess"
The original will not die as long as it wasn't killed and Disney is a serial killer
This list literally summaries my sister’s taste in movies, like she’s seen (AND ENJOYED?!) more than half of this list
@Simple Weirdo dude same
3:21 Dr Seuss is rolling in his grave at this
I like how you kept using the Chinese poster for Men in Black: International. Just to remind us what market they really make this movie for.
Yes, to bring us the "despair" of knowing who it was made for.
You have a Danganronpa profile picture you're going to get a reply with the word despair in it.
@@evilnerd064 : What?
@@FrizzleLamb weeb shit probably
@@FrizzleLamb danganronpa is a video game that has hope and despair as a main theme
May the despair be with you... Humans...
Sometimes I can't tell if IHE uses stock footage or actual footage of IHE's life
Lentz Hodiono its actually him
I can't stop laughing at Trump in animated form lmao
Have you stopped laughing it's been 2 months
@@michac.8283 It turned to crying last month
All hail animated Trump
Animation trump looks more like trump than trump does
Bless Your Soul
I recently seen "Larva" show and I have to say...it was epic and hilarious. Much better slapstick CG animation show than Illuminati Animation.
Larva is epic.
That is from South Korea man,I always watched that show
It has a sequel called larva island.
oh my god. Larva is epic
I laughed at 黑衣人 which literally translates to black shirt men
Oh. Lol! I wasn't sure. I thought it meant something along the lines of "Foreigner". But that was just an educated guess.
Actually black clothes men, which is kind of close to men in black I guess
I laughed at Modnar Nosrep, which is Random Person, but backwards.
黒シャツ男性
@uwau どういう意味ですか？
"I will never think about Stuber again after I finish this sentence"
*compares MIB International to Stuber later in the video*
Plot twist
He recorded the Stuber part after the MIB one
Stuber is so forgettable he forgot saying that.
@@purpleapple4052 how do you know that??????? XD
I hate everything but I love IHE’s laugh 🥺🥺🥺
change ur username to mines
@i hate almost everything equally no I'm not doing that
The worst thing about “Man in Black international“ is that I didn`t care about the characters. At all. The “villain“ could have won and killed them all and I wouldn`t care.
The red spaghetti guy from “don’t hug me I’m scared”
I think you know what I mean
His voice... his voice
You are so right. Maybe salad fingers will blend into reality soon too.
I think you may be onto something...
I was actually almost convinced they were the same person at first. But now I know they just have similar voices and a similar tone by sheer coincidence. I'm sure. Or it's aliens.
Have you never seen an IHE video before?
his name is harry show some RESPECT
The fact that the Lion King remake still made a crap-ton of money, made me fear for the worse of future films.
My mom saw it with me because she really enjoyed the original, the purpose was to sadly...exploit the love the people had for the original movie, for fucks sake its the 6th highest grossing movie ever, this just proves originality will never beat nostalgia.
Of course it made a ton of money. It had Disney's branding on it and it's exploiting 90s nostalgia.
They don't even think about whether the movie has a point or whether it'll be good or not. They don't think about how in unimpressive the CGI is compared to the animation of the original. No, it's just mindless consumption, and it's pathetic.
Ok but i only watched the movie bc it has beyoncè in it and she's god so i had to watch it but it sucked that she didn't have that much presence but yah original is way better this wad weird
That's because of idiots like you who decide to "ironically" watch it the day of.
I didn't watch it so. Disney ain't gettin mah money for this PoS. :P
"Don't get your Pawnee in a twist"
This probably wasn't a Parks & Rec reference, but I regret nothing. The end.
Let’s be honest, Aladdin sucked because they couldn’t have Robin Williams be the genie. RIP to the greatest voice actor of all time.
He wouldn’t have reprised the role, he hated it and Disney fucked him over with it
Nah, the writing on the reboot still couldn’t have been saved. He’d carry the film but it still probably wouldn’t have been too good
“Weird, and strange, and....French”
Really spoke to me.
Seriously, though. Why are french movies so weird?
@@reasyrandom Wish I knew, and I'm french!!
@@casualgameuz7639 We watched an adaptation of "Oskar and the Lady in Pink" in school. Wonderful book and movie, except that the movie added random acid sequences.
Because French have a specific set of humour, much like the Brits have their fast jokes.
Although valerian was shit, even by French standards.
Survivory Tube I wish only to one day get to whatever level Luc Besson is on (literally? Metaphorically? Who knows!)
This is wierd how all movies in this list lack one thing: good script.
Is it so hard to spend some production money on a decent writer? Or every time producers interfere with the script and fckd all up?
Hollywood seriously goes by visuals. They started making more CGI and less animated because they saw Toy Story do well and assumed that it had to do with the visual medium. Not the story, not the characters, but that it was cgi.
Hollywood is full of idiots who bank on the assumed idiocy/simplicity of the audience. And the shit thing, is that it works more often than not.
So close and at the same time so far away from the reality.
You hit the nail on the head about producers screwing w shit they have no business touching because they think they know what's "in".
But the writers side you went the wrong way. They do hire writers, but too many. They're trying to write by committee, which works well in tv or long form film universes like the mcu. (I personally think NOT doing this is why the DCCU failed.)
But those producers who shouldn't be allowed within a rifles distance of the script? They think because a writer's room works well for long form projects, that means it'll work better for a single film. Which is how you end up with something like 18 writers on predators, only 3 of which get credited for a script that's a total cluster fuck because everyone is trying to get their own ideas heard. It WORKS for long form because the majority of those voices get their own episode/movie to write while the lead writer adjusts the scripts they turn in to get a unified tone.
When you're trying to cram 15 people's ideas into one script with no real guiding force except "money" you end up with something like Dark Phoenix.
So ther problem isn't not having decent writers to hire. Its hiring too many at once.
@@vixxcelacea2778 much like fun guy, you're so close, yet so far.
The reason for the turn toward vfx heavy productions has little to do with saving money. (Costs more actually). It has to do with expanding the audience. The more of a story that can be told purely through visuals, the less localization work you have to do, which makes it easier to release in countries like China, Brazil and India. The number of people watching the visually heavy movie by FAR offsets the costs of vfx production. Along with expanding the free marketing they get on a global level.
It amazes me that rich people with no writing background or passion for story telling think they can tell a WRITER how to improve their SCRIPT.
@@Alaethancar Your comments are really insightful and pretty cool. Not being sarcastic, I never looked at some of this stuff in this way before.
I’ve never related to a criticism of a movie more than “every scene looks like stock footage”
"it's not even the worst corgi movie of 2019, there is ten others." -I Hate Everything, Lover Of Corgi Films"
I existed all throughout 2019, and I heard NOT A THING about "Stuber."
Surprised it was on the list. Angry Joe called it the best comedy of the year, before realizing he forgot about Jojo Rabbit. But 2nd best comedy can't be that bad.
3/13/2020 edit: I have since had the chance to watch Stuber for myself. My wife and I enjoyed it. I don't think that I would put it on a top 15 movies of the year list, but it wouldn't come close to a top 10 worst movies list either.
I remember seeing adverts for Stuber all the time before it came out, but I completely forgot them once I started getting Grammarly ads instead
I thought it was coming out in 2020 because when my friend and I saw the sonic movie, a trailer for Stuber played. We could not stop laughing at the main character’s head shape. Thumb person lookin ass
Same here. Was shocked that it was on the list after Joe sang it's praises.
@@TravJam317 Angry Joe reviewing movies makes me question what a "review" even is. Is it really a review if you just absentmindedly watch a film with your friends and then babel on camera about it for thirty minutes? He doesn't seem to have a strong knowledge of cinema. I don't think saying your opinions on camera equates to a review if their is no critical thinking, intelligent thought process, or base knowledge of the medium behind it. I could get the same insight from talking to a friend or person on the street.
IHE: “They’ll just remake it again in a couple of decades.”
Hollywood: We’re doing a sequel.
I was like "you mean couple of years?" 😄
Sad thing is...it's actually true
Sequels don't mess with the originals in quite the same ways and can be a chance for improvement. It's why a lot of people are supporting the Sonic movie.
Zachary Jarocki the Sonic movie was pretty bad so there is a lot of room for improvement
@@extremelyonline Eh...not really...it was okay. Fun, just formulaic as hell. At the very least, it can tell a cohesive story.
Is there a “Because movie” Shirt, cause I need it
Hayden e barker why do you need it?
@@zachb1706 because he needs it
I get it now, he needs it!
@@zachb1706 because movie
There actually is
I don't know... I kind of was in awe at the beauty of the latest Lion King the first time I saw it, although I 100% agree that Disney revamping all of their old movies is stupid, and just a cash grab for those of us who have nostalgia for the classics.
i dont think its for nostalgic purposes (although a few of those movies do have that effect) i think its so that the newer generations can also grow up with these movies but in a way that it will also be special to them
Yeah, kinda liked it aswell. Idk why so many people are saying the CGI is bad.
@@PhilipFry. they just want 90s
U forgot the movie CATS, oh wait u never saw it that’s not surprising
MarcusCobra Cats 2019 is the result of “let’s just slap A list celebrities in a movie and hope we get lots of money”
I think the only reason people watched cats was to see just HOW bad it was 😂
Those of us that have seen it can never forget the nightmares that haunt our sleep
A list? More like B or even C.
I actually LIKED Cats
The worst thing about the live action DISNEY remakes isn’t even the fact that that they’re trying to weaponize nostalgia. They’re just trying to keep their copyright from going into the public domain. I love Disney but Jesus Christ
Most of their stories already are in the public domain....
@@himedo1512 which is probably why they're trying to save what they can right now
@@AJ69238 making it again doesn't make it not public domain. These fairy tales have been public domain for a long time. The grimm brothers published there stories in the 1800s. Disney only has copyright over their specfic version of the story.
Also let’s not forget that the Lion king is a 100% stolen movie
"Prevent the copyright from going in the public domain", what, like the Jungle Book (originally written in the 1890s) or Aladdin (written in the 18th century)? Those stories were in the public domain before the public domain was invented
Creatively bankrupt must be one of the best phrases I've heard in a while
5:00 This particular “The Adams Family” art style was actually based on the original New Yorker margins cartoon that ran for some 40 years or so from around 1910-1950 (I forgot exactly), and was the entire basis for the 60s TV show. It was so odd yet so popular and most odd of all, had nothing political whatsoever.
So, I don’t know if Tim Burton had access to old New Yorker magazines, maybe in his grandfather’s attic, or if they had ever previously been reprinted (as the show more imitates the tone than CAN physically imitate the style, but they did their best), but this style definitely existed before he was even born.
about the lion king remake: awful colors. nature looks better than what they’ve done. much better
It just looks so fucking dull
I call it Brown: The Movie.
Umm, Nature is supposed to look better than anything.
for some reason, people seem to associate "realistic" with "brown". did it in games, doing it in movies. but very little of earth is actually brown, the savanna is fucking yellow most of the time.
The original lion king is so colorful and the animals feel more alive than the remake.
Remakes are just the worst. I'm sick of their existence. Every time they just make a movie that is worse than the original. Why?
These film studios, especially Illumination: *Hello, I like money*
Agree👍
TheShocker Couldn’t have said it better.
Why do we bother remaking great movies? It's almost practically guaranteed to be worse. We should be remaking bad movies instead but this time realising what went wrong.
Everyone to Disney: What inspired you to make an uneccesary remake of an already amazing and beloved movie?
Disney: *Money!*
And, over a year later, that YMS video still isn't finished. Thanks, Kimba!
You know it's bad when George Lucas not even trying with the prequels ends up so much better than when Disney actually tried with the sequels. At least the guy admitted his mistake with the sequels and promises to try and fix it again in the future. That future that was then stripped away when Disney showed up and fucked everything and made billion off it, because Disney isn't a person with any kind of vision, it's a cynical soulless corporation with the intent and will to sacrifice anything and anyone for the sake of self profit, and has been that way since the beginning. Isn't it weird how the second Disney showed up, nearly all competition fizzled out of existence? All the animation studios and their owners just got erased except for the guys who made Betty Boop for some reason? Is no one gonna talk about how sus Disney was when it first started?
After my family watched the Aladdin remake my dad said “my favourite character was the carpet”. That sums it up quite well.
This made me lol
Mine was the sand. It acted better than the rest of the cast
Just A Guy Who Kills Rebels For Fun yeah, it was smooth, and powdery and stays in one place, if you get what I mean.
The only thing that actually looked good in live-action.
Just A Guy Who Kills Rebels For Fun it’s course it’s rough and it gets everywhere tho
Alex: think of the most boring thing you’ve ever seen?
Me: *F R O Z E N L A N D*
Hahahaha
Lmfao
*B O R I N G*
*B O R E: R A G N A R O K*
@@PollyGlodd hey there friends, my name is Kevin
Just realized youtube hid this channel from me for the past year. Quarantine just got a lot more entertaining
"Its fine to be yourself even if you're a freaky weirdo who scares everyone and cant function in normal society" was an amazing synopsis
Also, in The Lion King (2019) they sing “can you feel the love tonight” *DURING THE DAY*
That sound you know Disney is just there for the money let's start a movement impeach the mouse
Shows that don’t care about the detail and just pushed out the movie for a quick cash grab
I already didn't like the live action movie since the trailer came out, well guess what... I WAS RIGHT
when you started chanting "let it die", I was almost convinced you were the villain in "The Lorax", the highly anticipated and well-loved animated movie from the company we all appreciate and adore, Illumination
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I STILL feel like the should remake these Disney movies like the way they made frozen or tangled! It would look so GOOD and UNIQUE and COLOURFUL instead of boring and grey and dull.
Why does no one talk about how adorable his corgi is?
moral of the story: LET IT DIEE
we dont really asked for a lion king remake or an aladin remake, stop milking franchises!!!!
RIP MIB you will never be forgotten :,(
I liked the Aladdin remake ..........
the queen cece so did I
It goes to prove that there's more to capitalism than the simple demand and supply concept. Big companies have no interest in delivering what you want or what you asked for. Their interest is in making you buying whatever product they put out and they can persuade you to do that through the miracle of marketing.
LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE, LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIEEEEE
Now we’re getting a Live-action Mulan movie...
This is what I consider most (if not all) the Disney Remakes to be:
-Unnecessary
-Banking off on Nostalgia
-Addressing issues with the original that didn't need to be addressed.
New "live action" Little Mermaid
Everything is CGI
Completely old song material
All men expect fish woman to fail at everything, and she doesn't so this is somehow good
She is a lesbian, Ursula is black and the crab is mentally handicapped
Don't forget "soulless".
Idk. I enjoyed the aladdin remake. It wasn't the best thing ever, but I still liked it.
Ghost City will Smith was really fun like he always is
Everything else was kinda bland
And why are people surprised? The Aladdin Remake has a better audience score on Rotten Tomatoes than the original and made more money than it so why are people surprised? I hate when Disney keeps doing this too, but I don't get why people keep moaning at them for doing it as we ain't showing signs that we even hate them. The Jungle Book Remake earned a fucking billion for crying out loud and even the shitty Sonic movie has broken world records for the money it's earning and has a higher auidence score than fucking Apocalypse Now! That is absolutely disgusting.
I can’t be the only one that as soon as that yellow LEGO board was put on screen my eyes instantly crossed
I thought Secret life of pets was ok but the second one was a disappointment for me.
I personally thought the second one was much better than the first
I love looking into a warthog's soulless, black eyes and hearing Seth Rogan laugh.
The animation and designs in the queen’s corgi are comparable to those Lily’s garden ads
S Rule I like those ads, though.
@@neonmajora8454 But.... They're fake.
@@Theravingranter They are?
Lemme just say there’s already a live remake for Tarzan
Not Disney tho
Opportunity for casual racism? Opportunity for casual racism.
@@bloopbleep7082 ion gettit
The brendan fraser ones? Those are pretty good
"Looking forward to the YMS Lion King video" Same here Alex, same here.
Really surprised that IHE would sing the Lorax at the end.
Thanks for spoiling it
Michael Man2000 if only illumination would listen to themselves and just let dr Seuss movies die
you ruined the surprise :(
> "I won't think about Stuber ever again... after this sentence"
> mentioning stuber at the last movie review.
YOU LIED TO ME?
Right before watching this I watched the angry joe best movies of 2019 and he put stuber on the list ahead of parasite lol
*WHAT OTHER LIES HAVE I BEEN TOLD BY THE COUNCIL*
@@gordonramsey8433 that sounds like angry joe
Alex: *laughs*
Me: *gains back hope for humanity*
The REAL secret life of pets 2 is leaked footage videos here on youtube that have titles similar to "dogs kill cat" or "cat eats rat Alive" or "pets fight "
"Let it die" sums up more than the movies... I'm looking at you Hollywood!
To be fair, this year was pretty good for the cinema, have you seen the indicates to the Oscar?
there's something so hilarious about hearing a man say in a completely monotone voice 'all of the queen's corgi's are dead, they are dead' while spooky music plays in the background
I remember the exact moment when i died inside while watching the new Lion king.... It was Scars be prepared
I'm glad that Larva is finally getting the recognition it deserves.
Treasure Planet is my absolute favorite Disney movie and it is my hope that because it flopped so bad, Disney won't do a LAR.
Talk about a blessing in disguise
Disney set it up to fail so... yeah.
Atlantis and Herkules also were great and hopefully will never get tainted by a remake because they were no cash cows.
Treasure planet is AWESOME
It's a shame that the sequel got cancelled because the movie flopped
A LAR of Treasure Planet specifically, no; but since its an adaptation of Treasure Island, you should expect someone to revisit the property again.
"there are many great kid's films"
Scrolls past Coraline, a movie that I'm afraid to watch to this day.
Same
Had to pause the video and go back to see if it really showed THAT movie
man it still haunts me
I cried and never finished it
Yeah that movie took me for a ride. Tried to watch it when it first came out but only got to the part where she is in the world with the button eyes for the first time. Then I was outta there :D Watched it the first time, for real, a couple years ago. I got very used to horror in movies. I don't enjoy the typical horror gerne. But some shows/movies have a lot of horror elements but are still very good story wise. That's when I could ignore the scary stuff and focus on the story and on the hero of the story. When it still got too bad I think about how good the creators of the specific movie/show are, and that it's all fake xD Just because I'm a wuss, doesn't mean I wanna miss all the great stories out there.
Fantastic mr fox plass
Unit Londa I think I’ve finished it but I I’m too traumatized to remember how it ended
I honestly didn't know a fourth men in Black movie came out last year
5:48 wtflip is that sound effect from? Plz someone tell me
@Stop Banningme flatulence?
3:44 “...Films that more than justify their existence...”
Shows a Very Corgi Christmas
Look at it closely, it was probably included as a joke.
I saw that too
Yah, it’s just a joke. Look at the description.
It’s just ;)
As an animation fan, 2019 was disappointing. The only good one that I saw was Klaus. Not that it was perfect but it had heart, humor, and holiday cheer.
You didn't like toy story 4?
HTTYD 3 was amazing
that's respectable I suppose, I personally enjoyed toy Story 4. I lost my body was good, I reccomend that.
I liked missing link a fair amount
Cough godzilla Cough
Is that Hellboy Line “Jub Jub” actually how it sounds in the movie? If so I’m begging to regret not seeing it
The Lorax being used to advertise a car is the most ironic fucking thing I have ever witnessed