I HATE STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
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- Опубликовано: 19 дек 2019
- IHE talks about the new Star Wars movie and also reassesses his thoughts on the first two movies now the trilogy is complete.
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1:04 The Force Awakens
3:12 The Last Jedi
5:31 The Rise of Skywalker
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“Who are you?”
“Rey.”
“Rey who?”
*Jar Jar’s ghost appears, smiling at Rey in the distance*
“Rey Binks.”
The perfect ending
10/10/10/10
I was gonna make that comment you imposter lol.
@@emblemblade9245 as someone who played Warframe recently that sequence of numbers is too funny.
I would have liked it a lot
So Vader died for nothing
I guess
Pretty much.
He was a bitch anyway.
Pretty much
Not really. He died to save Luke.
I've always been the best character
Yes you are
Except in LEGO Star Wars the complete saga
Anakin is the best, he created you.
No lets be real lord vader is the absolute best and most badass character in starwars, right next to jesus i mean obi wan and R2D2
Ye u are the best
it's really depressing that Anakin's redemption ark was torn in half and then shit upon.
And his struggles in the Prequels were shit upon too, as he wanted to save his mother and Padme. Why didn't the Jedi taught him how to use Force Heal and he could've saved both of them and then he wouldn't have been seduced by Palpatine in Revenge of the Sith.
@@WhyTho525 The Jedi not using Force healing actually makes sense. They are supposed to not get emotionally attached to others, so I think if someone dies, it´s the will of the Force to them and they don´t try to interfere with it. At least the Jedi in the prequel era.
Rey took the old books from the first Jedi temple and I assume there were some mentions of Force healing, so she could learn this ability.
Kylo is the dark side user, and the darksiders don´t limit their use of the Force, so he could learn this ability too.
Darth Vader's*
@@Mysikrysa Perhaps you know they should have explained this in the films, instead of just leaving it ambiguous and inconsistent. God they really cocked up that trilogy so badly, it was 3 movies trying to be their own films and in the process retconned a bunch of things inconsistently. I mean even the prequels had a more consistent story, awful writing and direction, but at least consistent.
@@Mysikrysa I don’t think it makes sense at all - the Jedi intervene in pretty much every other matter; why is it that suddenly there’s a policy of non interference when it comes to saving people?
Anakin being the chosen one makes 0 sense now.
Matthew Mara B R U H
Have you watched all of the six films?
Matthew Mara To bring balance to the force. Sadly that was shitted upon when they decided to bring Palpatine back meaning Anakin was never the chosen one.
Da Fresh Prince Stole Meh Bitch this should be a case study of how not to fucked up/handled a franchise
@@dafreshprincestolemehbitch6340
I don't think they did. To shorten my comment. Always 2 there are, no more, no less.
I just think the prophecy was talking about 2 people as they both destroyed the sith. And both restored balance
Sim P That’s a good theory but the problem with that is that the term has the word “THE” as in one person.
lego starwars was the reboot we deserved
agreed.
And for once, the one we needed.
a much better Star Wars, with jokes that are funny, not cringeworthy
It seems video games is the way to go. Alien Isolation was better than any Aliens movie since Aliens
Huh?
Darth Vader: *kills everyone*
Luke: He can still be redeemed!
Kylo: *has a bad dream*
Luke: so you have chosen death...
I mean Luke didn’t actually do it. But he would NEVER even think about doing it in the first place. He would’ve talked to kylo.
Luke Skywalker, who in the original trilogy when he heard his friends were in danger raced to save them,freeing Han from the carbonite and helping Leia get free from Jabba after which she strangled Jabba to death, tried to redeem his dad despite the evil things Vader had done and succeeded but was also prepared for the possibility that he'd fail and so was willing to die and take Vader and Palpatine with him when the Rebels destroyed the second Death Star. Luke actually trained for a while with experienced Jedi like Obi-Wan and Yoda unlike Rey who despite not knowing what The Force is or believing it exists uses it to force Kylo out of her mind. And even though Kylo had been trained as a Jedi by Luke and in the dark side by Snoke loses to Rey who'd only just found out what The Force was and picked up a lightsaber for the first time. Then in Last Jedi she just instantly masters what it took actual strong, powerful experienced Jedi years to learn through her power of Mary Sue. People try to use Luke nearly killing Vader in Return of the Jedi to justify him thinking of killing Kylo but in ROTJ it was a moment of anger when Vader threatened Leia but after he chopped Vader's arm off and looked at his own prosthetic arm he realised he was doing what Palpatine wanted him to do, calmed himself down and stopped. But with Kylo he thought of killing a nephew who'd done nothing wrong out of paranoia. The fact that OT Luke goes from the galaxy's hero to sequel trilogy Luke who instead of trying to fix his mistake runs away to an island like a coward, drinks alien tit milk, trains Rey even though she wants to "redeem" Kylo out of lust just because she saw him shirtless, then Luke just Force projects to distract Kylo then randomly dies is a real shame.
He saw a continual cycle that happened just like we did. By 7 it was already ridiculous because all of the Jedi were dead again and there was just the one bad guy with a lightsaber. However, I do sympathize with your point.
The 3 movies started because Luke tried to kill his student over a dream
It's true. It's like the people who made these movies never watched the original movies...
"They fly now"
They've always had flying units
Teirdalin Ikr
I know.. how on earth did Fin not know about flying units being a muthufukin storm trooper.
I pretend that he doesn’t say that
Fun thing is, even John Boyega made fun of that scene, in a interview he was like "yes they fly since the clone wars"
They fly now?!
Laughs in Jet Trooper, TIE Fighter, Star Destroyer, Imperial Shuttle, TIE Bomber, TIE Interceptor and Spy Drone.
They always flew.
Ray: *brings back people from the dead*
Anakins Ghost: *rage quits*
Like ATLA lol
Katara
Legit if people can "force heal"or whatever why didn't luke just hook his dad up with some force energy and save him from dying.
Alot... and I mean INSANELY powerful force users, in the Star Wars universe. Why they did not mention, atleast briefly how Rey obtained them skillz is just fucking lazy. Like I get she could be some pure manifestation of midichlorians but still man. What happened to a bit, and I mean the slightest amount, of context?
Jazza Gazza maybe luke didn’t know that. Rey kept all the Jedi books in falcon, probably studied them and learned a thing or two. In the mandalorion series, baby Yoda was seen using the same ability, so it wasn’t just something they came up with just for this movie
@@jazzagazza4976 Because it's explained in the movie that, to heal someone, you would have to give part of your life force. That's why Kylo dies at the end of the movie.
If Luke tried doing the same thing to Anakin, he'd be just as near-death as he had been.
“Who are you?”
“Rey.”
“Rey who?”
“RAID SHADOW LEGENDS IS THE MOST-“
Lol I saw that on Cosmonaut's Twitter
If I hear about Raid Shadow Legends one more Goddamn time......
@@Ubermensch9240 lol i feel you......they're sponsoring like every youtuber in history, I'm so tired of hearing about it
I skip or just plain ignore every sponsorship because it generally is just a service I don’t need or a mobile game that is grindy as fuck.
My name's Rey, Lana del Rey.
In my opinion I think bringing The Emperor back was a big mistake because it totally gets rid of the redeeming aspect when Darth Vader kills him so that was pointless
That's fact
Very true. It also didnt feel like they built up for it and like they just thought hMmM wHo WoUlD bE a GoOd ViLlAiN??? Eeehhhh screw creativity lets just bring the Emperor back 🤪🤪🤪. So what if it screw over darth vader it means we dont have go think of a gokd villian
@@notreallyginger5831 yeah exactly it’s so messy
Ye I know, they also could have made Kylo the big villain like the force awakens then it would have been more of a shock when he turns back
Exactly. The ENTIRE PLOT OF STAR WARS is Anakins redemption story. Having Palpatine come back literally makes the entire plot of the past 6 films meaningless since they failed at the entire goal of the story. Vader’s redemption story means nothing because his sacrifice was for nothing. THATS why I fucking hate the sequels and I refuse to accept them as canon. Regardless of the fact that they’re bad from a all around filmmaking standpoint, they also literally destroy the entire point and goal of Star Wars, since at the end of the day it’s Anakins story of his come up, fall, and redemption.
“ so who should be the villain”
“I don’t no another snoke?”
“Isn’t snoke just a palpatine stand in?”
“Fine just make it palpatine”
“But he’s dead”
“We don’t pay you to write, screen writer”
We need darth plagueis
@@giratina1012 He can resurrect others... but not himself. Ironic.
@@runningcommentary2125 how about tor valum palpatine's other master
Well Palpatine has in Legends and Canon Clones after his Dead, Luke the first slaughtered several of them in the Books. But still, a Radio active man comic has more and a deeper story then the whole SW new trilogy shit.
@@giratina1012 tor dies to Kylo, I’m glad they didn’t make him Palpatines master though. I would’ve had him as another pawn of Palpatine.
I still don’t know what this trilogy is about
First Order bad, rebels good
Old characters come back so you clap now.
$$$
it SHOULDVE been, IMO, about Rey’s struggle to resist the dark side because she is a Palpetine and Kylo Ren’s struggle to prove his worth as a Sith Lord but also struggling w the light side. This does sound like the originals or the prequels, but if if they just tried and actually followed a clear cohesive path, then I think it still would’ve been rlly good. Instead, TLJ throws the plan all over the place and ROS tries to pick up the pieces in a rush
It's about yer mom.
"Who are you?"
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey-d Shadow Legends"
Directed by: Hey guys this video is actually sponsored
Jeremy Doan underaged comment
I am simultaniously applauding and booing.
She stole a dead persons name because of a drug trip
Under rated
"anakin, you are the chosen one"
"but i just had a dream where some random girl from the future does exactly what i did with half of the amount of effort and time put in-"
"that was just a dream, anakin"
Yeah because it wasn’t half the effort, it was NONE of the effort.
She literally had everything handed to her, even by ghosts at times.
I’m sick of people coming in with that “no one said the balance would be permanent” argument. An ANCIENT prophecy for 30 years of peace? Come on, that’s just bullshit
"As soon as the Falcon is introduced the movie goes downhill"
I would say the movie goes downhill the moment Finn yells "WOHOOOOO" after he killed his former comrades. Already broken his character after a few minutes.
I haven't seen the movie in ages, so reading your comment was like a PTSD flashback... John Boyega never had a chance in this series, did he?
Oh no my friend died let’s kill the rest of my friends now yaaaaay
So true. A great idea, Stormtrooper becoming human, ruined by former Stormtrooper acting like a sociopath. What idiot writing!
That was the beginning of the end for Finn, because his character consisted of screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! and WHOOOOOOOO! at every turn. You can tell that white american males wrote that black guy.
not really white guys
it would be better if Disney had a plan going into the trilogy
Lucas gave them 3 scripts when they asked if he had anything made so they can look at when they bought the rights he did all they took from the scripts was the names kylo and Rey that was it apparently they had George Lucas in a meeting talking about the last Jedi and Lucas was disappointed and they saw him and knew he was even mark Hamill hated the movie he has been very vocal about it you could look it up
Unfortunately, no plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
They should have had a few mega Star Wars fan's write out a general script. They would have probably done it for free and would have come up with something really cool. The only thing I liked about this movie was thinking "cool, Kylo Ren didn't kill all the Ewoks to get Vader's helmet"
@Lee Lee Lmao my bad would forget my train of thought if I had to worry about (."',) 😂
@@kirito_4kirigaya944 that's fine if that's what you need to do, but at least look it once over once you're done and read it as if you're an outsider.
If you can't make sense out of it then you need to fix it, add punctuation and proper grammar; If you seriously can't make sense out of it even when you wrote it properly then rewrite the whole thing, writers have to do so all the time.
I liked it because Palpatine says dew it
some one needs to make that a MT Dew ad ...
DON'T DEW IT
I think that was the one time I genuinely found it funny
They absolutely did that on purpose
CaitlinPearman yep, they also said the dark side of the force has many abilities many consider to be unnatural
It's just so painfully obvious some exec saw the last scene in Endgame and said "Do that. I don't care if it doesn't make sense. Make this movie do that."
"Who are you?"
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
*looks at Palpatine's force ghost* "Rey the senate!"
Not yet.
@@platshaps5972 It's treason then
@@Mammaark ARRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! *spins like a maniac*
Procceds to stab one of the jedi masters
you made a prequel meme in a largely anti prequel comment section. I salute you
George Lucas: Palpatine is kil
Disney: no
Lol
Club penguin is kil :ME: NO
Where were you when Palpatine die?
jar jar Abrams: uno reverse card
Also Disney: okay, it was a clone.
'I LOVE THE FORCE AWAKENS' was the first video i watched on this channel
We've come full circle
It's a better arc than anything in the trilogy
@@IHE ok, now this is epic
I Hate Everything ye lol
@@IHE the mera commentary is far more interesting than the movies themselves
@@battleupsaber462 is this a crossover episode?
Let's be honest, we would have appreciated the trilogy a lot more if Luke woke up from a dream at the end of the movie.
Remember when Anakin had the dream of Padme dying? He also saw this trilogy which is another major event that turned him to the dark side.
Luke wakes up after a Saga of nightmares, to see his beloved spouse Mara Jade, their son, Ben Skywalker, and they all walk out to see the new Jedi Order in all of its glory, hearing good news from Supreme Chancellor Leia Organa Solo, and her admiral husband, Han, and their children having adventures and are dealing with the new threat the Imperial Remnant led by Admiral Thrawn... **Sighs** if only this movie did end that Saga in that way, and brought a new and greater Saga. If only...
@@bijanthegr91 ohh is that what happened in the books?
Luke: **turns to the dark side and slaughters Ben solo**
Ashoka: why?
Luke: I have seen something no man was meant to see
Luke *WAKES UP*
Also luke: Phew!!! That was just a dream!!! What a nightmare....
“To get a Marvel laugh,” thank you. It doesn’t work in every piece of fiction, Disney...
Statement: Why meatbags enjoy eating the same food over and over again, I have no idea.
It gets annoying when Marvel does it too
I hate how Palpatine is the main villain in this film. It just makes Vader’s sacrifice (one of the best scenes in Return of The Jedi) pointless.
Ad Victoriam Thats why I don’t consider the Sequels canon
We already have the first Order, Kylo Ren and the Knights of Ren as antagonist. Resurrecting the 120 years old Palpatine was unecesary when 2 of the 3 antagonist were killed off-screen.
@DromundKaas Resident I agree so much! It just ruins Vader’s arc to finish. I don’t like episode 1&2 but I do like 3 and in the end together with ep 4 to 6 it’s a beautiful arc. Of a young boy being corrupted thought to be beyond redemption. But gets pulled back into the light by his son and dies for him. It’s beautiful. And this movie just spits in the face of that arc and just brings back the ol’ bad just to get asses into seats.
Now let’s see how they’re gonna ruin the old republic shall we?
xsXRevanXsx they’ve replaced the Sith Trooper with their own creation, a recoloured stormtrooper.
@Ad Victoriam indeed, how original right? -_-
I think this is the most "meh" movie trilogy ever made. I don't hate it, but I don't like it either. If it wasn't Star Wars I feel these three movies would be far less hated, but that's the issue, they are Star Wars films. People expect more than just a few "meh" movies, and so they should. Disney has undoubtedly turned the Star Wars Franchise into a money printer, with little care as to what they're actually producing.
They fly now!
To be fair, Star Wars has always been a money printing series. But you are right, Star Wars has definitely been made into a "meh" movie series
Star Wars is now complete, having a good trilogy, a bad trilogy and a 'meh' trilogy. It is perfectly balanced, just like the force at the end of episode three.
It's The Hobbit trilogy all over again. At least the Prequels, for all their faults were so blatantly rubbish you could enjoy them on a 'So Bad it's Good Level.' They tried to do something new and bold, failed miserably but gave us some laughs along the way (UNLIMITED POWERRRRR!!!!) The new saga by contrast is competent but boring.
We still got some amazing works set in the world the prequel trilogy built up. Clone Wars is the most obvious, Fallen Order is set post Order 66, and more. I can't imagine anything similar in the world of the sequel trilogy, because they barely build a world.
C3PO: "Taking one last look sir... at my friends"
The Rest: Uhh, do any of us even know you?
And they couldn't care less about him
- You Hate "Star Wars - The Rise of Skywalker".
- Me too.
no
One guy tried to stand up and clap in the theatre after the movie ended but no one else did so he awkwardly quietly went back down and pretended like it never happened
Everyone clapped in my theater
Space Cowboy lol
@@VemoNotRated same here. I thought it was pretty good. Better than the two others in this trilogy in my opinion
@@logansullivan576 well that's not saying much really. I liked the movie, in the way that I like transformers as a "turn your brain off and you'll enjoy it" movie, but if you even try to reason something then it's fucking gargabe. My other problem is how it didn't acknowledge TLJ, I hate that movie but the first half of RoS felt like it's supposed to be episode VIII, take Rey's training montage for example. Replace Leia with Luke and nothing changes, Kylo finding AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS could be done in the second movie. Rey struggling and getting madder every passing hour? Episode VIII... That's my main problem. I can see potential in the movie, I can see what it wanted to do but at the same time it felt like JJ tried to make episode VIII and IX in the same movie and he failed spectaculary.
r/thathappened btw I CLAPPED AT THE STAR WARS
We all know why disney didn’t kill off the droids and chewbacca: Merchadise.
You are goddamn right! They all will appear in next episodes as wookies age very slow and droids just don't.
That's another thing R2D2 Is arguably the biggest hero of the Saga and disney barely uses him🤬🤬🤬
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy: The Quest for More Money
Tell that to K2SO :(
Im sick of seeing those porgs.....
They were a funny gag in their first appearance but as soon as i saw their first merchandise, i immediately knew they were gonna be star war's new "minions"
I like how The Old Republic timeline has a more consistent storyline than the movies.
Grateful Statement: Thank you for mentioning me, meatbag. 😀
@Neo's danger Disney is very good at screwing up everything in the past lore to give you a boring, mediocre product. Look at what they’ve done to Marvel. Star Wars is effectively Space Marvel to Disney
I think you bring up an interesting thing with the puppets. Something I noticed in these movies that I really missed from the original and prequel trilogy were all the aliens. Sure there are still a lot of aliens in the background but the older movies weren't afraid to have more bizarre looking and eccentric characters featured prominently, even if it sometimes backfired in the case of Phantom Menace. One of the two most iconic characters in Star Wars is a muppet, there were no prominent characters in these new movies that were aliens, not even a bit of face makeup.
But but but.... we had whites, blacks, an asian, a latin american, and also lesbians. What more do you want in Star Wars...actual aliens ? Lol
@@Zeru. Don't know why you'd bring up the lesbians considering they had even less screen time than aliens but ok
@@Jedslegomovies who was a lesbian? I don't remember that
@@ncapone87 Two women kissed near the end of RoS. It doesn't surprise me at all that you missed it
@@Jedslegomovies It's kinda hard to tell that they even are lesbians, to be honest
"Never underestimate a droid." Cut to chase. Droid does something. "Never underestimate a droid." CUTTING EDGE WRITING
That was one of the first moments that got me rolling my eyes. If you wanted to make a haha funny moment, then someone else should've nagged at the droid for Rey to correct them after. It would only make sense for her to do both ( the nagging and then praise ) if it was done in a 'oh shit' realization way. The way it was done felt so fucking stupid. I was like who are you talking with???
I would've been fine with it if that was said first in TLJ or TFA instead of twice within 5 minutes.
They had to repurpose the lines because of Carrie fishers death
That scene was so cringe
This is the exact same type of writing that you get from Marvel movies yet everyone think they're masterpieces.
When C3PO is the best character in the movie, you know you have problems.
Yes I know!
He was the only character with funny lines.
Objection: the character wasn’t original and as such doesn’t count
Hi 47 That’s the sad part
I honestly laughed out loud at C3PO’s parts I loved it
robert ball well Jar Jar was the most developed character in the phantom menace
Rey began as a scavenger, and she has remained a scavenger. "Hey, I found this cool name that means something to people, I think I'll take it over the one I happened to be born with. Who could possibly get upset by that?"
. . . Everyone, Disney, literally everyone.
I know this has been done a lot, but it's still ironic
*C3PO holding the dagger
"This blade has been used to do terrible things!"
*Gestures to Rey, holding Anakin's Lightsaber*
"I'm rey" "Rey who?" "Rey...D SHADOW LEGENDS, PLAY FOR FREE NOW"
Comedy at it's finest
@@Frdnndyknow those quick sharp laughs you weren't ready for and then your chest kinda hurts. yea thanks or that
Use The Force Deathknight
I love this one
Good one
I still can't believe that they make a new trilogy of one of the most popular franchise of all time and didn't plan well or even not knowing the full story they where going to tell.
because they thought having starwars in the title would be enough
almost as if they were only interested in the franchise for the money and not the story.
Robot killer Star Wars has been about money for years! You realise A New Hope was originally meant to be a stand alone movie, right?
That's probably the worst thing about it. The execution of the sequels is still better.
They did hire a writer for it. But when he said that making a good storyline for 3 sequels of the most iconic movie franchise ever would need 1 year to make, they said no.
Honestly I love the prequels, it helped show that Vader wasn't just a bad guy, he was a fallen jedi who was neglected
it's the sequel that are bad
@Pope Marinus III Emo?
Well, the protagonist should have emotions, that's fine. Besides, the idea of the chosen one doesn't bother me.
Pope Marinus III I don’t see why that’s a bad thing I mean he is a kid he wasn’t born Darth vader. He had plenty of dark moments during his training and growth and gets seduced by the dark side at the end through manipulation not because he was evil
@Pope Marinus III your opinion
This movie is like when the teacher is coming around collecting homework and you just write some random answers while she’s coming around and hand it in
Finns job is screaming “REY” over and over again
I think half of his dialogue was screaming "REY"😂😂😂
It’s like Shia Lebeouf’s job in Transformers is screaming BUMBLEBEE or OPTIMUS
*Finn's
@@robertcoleman2748 the other half was him saying he could sense it
John snow: MY QUEEN
Finn: REY
"they fly now?!"
"they fly now."
*"ThEy fLy nOw"*
Fly we do now
DA FlY NoW
Jetpacks? In Star Wars?!!
INCONCEIVABLE!!!
Remember jet troopers? They were uhh pretty common in the old games.
If they would’ve only had 3PO say it I feel like it would’ve been really funny but Finn & Poe was just straight overkill and made me cringe
Matt Edmonds yeah having only C-3PO saying would’ve been the right move
When he said “They fly now!”
I felt that
Eeyup, they sure do fly now
I wish they would explore outside the Jedi. There are some really great settings and characters but they make the Jedi the focus in every single movie and show.
Other than the Mandalorian, lol
...Rogue One? Solo? The Mandalorian? Resistance? Bad Batch (though it hadn’t aired yet at this time)? Hello? Hell while Rebels does become more Jedi character centric later, most of the characters aren’t so.
You wish to ignore the one unique part about star wars? Thats like writing a harry potter movie with no wizards
@@azzzanadra ?, you do know how many movies there are for Jedi and how many movies about other civilizations in Star Wars without Jedi? Like 2-4 movies It’s like asking for more shows like the Mandalorion, yes it had a jedi in it, but it was a baby and didn’t really know how to use it’s powers, so no it’s not really Harry Potter without the wizards since it can still be interesting with Star Wars
Tony Gilroy read your comment 😅
“Who are you?”
“Rey.”
“Rey who?”
“Rey Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"...
Epic meme
Soon she is Rey solo
This comment just made my day.
ha
jj gamer but he’s dead. Right?
Rey being a Palpatine doesn't even explain her power though, is the thing. Because by that logic, Luke in the originals should've been powerful with no training, since he's VADERS SON....
Yet he lost to fucking obi-wan who was just some dude that trained, LOL
@@nielsbeeris5688 Anakin: chosen one. Most gifted force user in starwars. Literally space jesus
Vs
Obiwan: high ground
But you're forgetting....*MIDICHLORI-*
*gets hit in head with brick
@@dominorborg605 Rightfully so.
He kinda was tho.
This was JJ Abrams overdosing on memberberries.
If it went on another 10 minutes we probably would have had Rey losing an arm.
That would have been better. Actually gove her a setback.
Would have been good to draw comparisons between Rey and Luke and Anakin.
There’s an absolutely 0% chance they would have Rey, a female character, lose an arm. In Disney movies (and most modern Hollywood movies in general) women never take any serious damage. Hell, we were lucky Disney allowed Daisy to even get mildly dirty and sweaty at times.
Rey suffer or be disfigured, please. The only thing she’s have gotten with more time in screen is a Disney princess make over.
Luke Skywalker: "No, Rey... *I* am your father."
J.J would have pulled this nonsense off if he had directed the entire trilogy.
These make the prequels look like masterpieces
They are masterpieces though.
Nah bro sorry but I honestly feel uncomfortable when people say these movies are better then the prequels
@Millennial Falcon Yousa in big doo-doo dis time.
@@Xphantomgamer Yeah, the prequels have some issues, but there's an actual story in there, buried under all the things that no-one had the balls to tell Lucas "That's a terrible idea", so he left in. But the sequels? I watched them at the cinema, and they were OK in a "turn off your brain and watch the pretty lights" way, kinda like how I enjoyed Avatar (the Cameron one...). I'm glad I watched that in 3D. I have no plans to ever watch it again. I am certainly not interested in spending lots of time and money on that setting, like I did on OT Star Wars, and Disney Star Wasr is currently even less interesting to me
honestly it's a tough decision between RoS and menace.
*Emperor comes back to life*
*Ben dies*
*Emperor dies*
*Rey dies*
*Ben comes back to life*
*Rey comes back to life*
*Ben dies*
Jared Johnson
Add Kylo Ren dies
Ben comes back to life
WHEN DID BEN COME BACK TO LIFE? He only died once
Grzy Ruth I thought he died when the emperor threw him in the pit and then Rey said I am all the Jedi so I thought he was really dead. Then he climbed back lmao
I actually wanted Rey to die and Ben live on.
@@grzyruth9205 When Han told him that Kylo Ren is dead now and Ben is back lol
So, Vader died for nothing.
Yes
Yep. There was no reason for him to sacrifice himself.
@@rhaeasoul8531 He sacrificed himself to save luke's life which literally allowed luke to help rey defeat palpatine for good down the line. If you were open-minded enough you can then realise that effectively, vader sacrificed himself to genuinely kill palpatine and save the galaxy from the sith for good.
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Don't watch RotJ on Disney plus than, they ruined his redemption scene by adding dialogue to it.
The most insulting thing about Episode IX to me was calling it “The Rise of Skywalker” when the last two blood-related Skywalkers die and the offspring (of a clone?) of their enemy takes their name.
This is how I would do it. I always felt the biggest missed opportunity
was not showing how Luke and Leia ran the order. That was one of the
things that I feel would have made it better.
Rey should have been Anakin reincarnated, explaining why she is so strong, her connection to the skywalkers, why Anakin's saber called out to her, why Anakin's ghost was absent, ect. Both he and Palpatine come back but in different ways, where Palpatine just puts his soul in another clone body, while Anakin, fearing the return of the sith, gives up his immortality and reincarnates into a completely different body. Rey and Finn also fall in love. Never was that big of a fan of Reylo personally as I always saw them having more of a brother/sister relationship than a romantic one. Rey would also actually have to train as well. xD Instead of just learning stuff that even the chosen one had to train for. She'd still be gifted but I felt she learned stuff too easily.
You also could have not had starkiller base. Don't even mention planet destroyers until the final movie, where they release a coupe dozen star destroyers but they destroy well known planets like, Dantooine, Hoth, ect. Rey joins with Luke's new order and after Luke sacrifices himself to prevent Palpatine from killing them, 4 main Jedi go to Exegol to defeat the emperor. Rey, a scavenger and former slave who freed herself and the reincarnation of the chosen one. Finn, a storm trooper that was part of an experiment to artificially create force sensitive storm troopers. Ben, formerly known as Kylo and a former knight of ren, and Poe, a former Jedi from Luke's order and became a bounty hunter who uses the force.
Poe, Finn, Rey and Ben join together to fight hoards of sith marauders and sith troopers and finally face the emperor. Leia unites the warring factions that were manipulated by the sith as well as the knights of ren and snoke and his loyalists. There are light sided, dark sided and even gray sided orders shown here, and they all have their own beliefs and agenda. Rey technically fulfills the prophecy since she is the reincarnation of the chosen one and she destroys Palpatine once and for all. Her being the reincarnation of the chosen one would really make the sequel trilogy feel like it's part of the Skywalker Saga. Think about it. Prequels showed Anakin's life as a Jedi, then the originals showed his life as a Sith and with the sequel trilogy, it would show the reincarnation of Anakin: Rey, living a new life and a new adventure. Now be honest, tell me what you think. I personally think something like this would have made the sequels amazing.
HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH A BETTER SCRIPT IN LIKE 10 MINUTES
@@alexrainbow1882 Watching the original films over and over and seeing what works and what doesn't and looked at Legends as well. xD Thank you. I just need a couple hundred million dollars to make the script a reality.
meh, still outlandishly mary-sue-ish but you do you buddy
@@itsfrediguess7844 Don't really see how it is at all but ok.
@Mustiboi Salman Not really. Especially if this is supposed to be part of the "skywalker" saga. Meaning that Palpatine and Anakin must face each other at some point in some form. If the Sith truly were gone, then have a different threat. But if the Sith have to return, it makes more sense for Palpatine to return and Anakin to return in a different form.
Rey:dies
Kylo:brings her back
Rey:kisses him
Kylo:dies
Han:married to leah
Leah:luke's sibling
Han:kylo's father
Rey:skywalker
Me:
Me:
Unknown user 5 leia* Man, my sister is like a legend! Yall need to know her name!
Rey had coronavirus
Everyon dies of exaustion in the sequel trilogy, lmao
Yeah weren't they related or something?
The trilogy would've been better if all the movies were directed and written by the same people each movie
Not of JJ or Rian did it. They should hire competent writers. Not Directors that think they can write.
Just like the originals? Oh wait....
@Alvin Chitena Knives out was a mediocre movie and incredibly predictable.
I think the main problem is that they had no clue on what the overall story was going to be.
From what I've heard, the original trilogy was written as one long story by George Lucas and then broken up into 3 parts.
(Assuming that's true) that means the original trilogy was defined because it was overall one story so the movies connected.
With the new trilogy, they just had a "Do whatever you want with it and we'll see where it goes" attitude
Bassically yeah, either they have one person control the over trilogy, or they get multiple directors but first agree upon the overall layout of the trilogy before they start it
Anakin Skywalker turned to the Dark Side, exterminated the Jedi, and plunged the galaxy into an era of tyranny and despair all so he could learn to do what Rey is able to do for no reason whatsoever. And Vader never even achieved that power!
“If you know in your heart of hearts....”
*Rubs pregnant belly*
"Who are you?"
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Just Rey."
"No people, then? Rey... Solo."
Noobplayz and then the credits slam into the screen
Probably would've been better tbh
Well "just Rey", you are a wizard
Reasonably should've been Organa
You're a Palpatine Rey!
But I'm just rey!
The sad thing is that Poe actor knows more about Star Wars lore than the directors and writers of the triology.
And finn
paco ramon
John voyega as well. He is a huge Star Wars nerd.
The collector no he‘s not you gullible cockroach
@@bigmack2654 He's right
Big Mack
That’s the best insult I’ve ever heard. I can’t even get mad at you.
It's honestly kinda hilarious to me that a channel called "I Hate Everything" gave Bionicle: The Movie a better review than Rise of Skywalker. I wholeheartedly agree, but still, Bless.
I think Rogue one is the best star wars movie Disney have produced.
There is also Phineas and Ferb Spinoff Episode.
Me too it makes sense for once...
Solo! Come out of there, Solo! Solo!
I honestly think solo was the best Star Wars movie that Disney made and it’s the less divisive and I feel like anyone can enjoy it
they changed directors and reshot half the movie but yeah, it was ok in a shoot your snitch in the back kinda way
Disney doesn’t deserve to mess up Star Wars, only George Lucas can do that.
solaariz you know what. That’s big facts atleast the prequels had a roadmap and weren’t just being made up as they go...
Tyler Massey forget the prequels, remember that time Darth Vader betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker then later we find out that he actually was Anakin and Vader only murdered him from “a certain point of view”? Or that time Luke made out with Leia only to find out in the next movie that they were siblings?” Lucas retconned major story beats with the following movie on several occasions due to his “evolving” plan. The actual first planned sequel written for A New Hope was Splinter For the Minds Eye, it’s terrible. Or Lucas’s original plan for Yoda, to have him played by a live monkey in an alien costume. His first attempt at the Star Wars script was a disaster with an entirely different storyline and characters. “Empire” the best film in the series benefited from Kershner who disregarded a lot of Lucas’ direction leading to serious clashing between the two. Plans change but the advantage Lucas has over any others who play in his sandbox, he fully understands the rules of world that he created. It only looks like a plan because we see the finished product but the OT was filled with as much drama as the ST, the PT had the least drama of all the films due to his complete creative control but ... well yea they’re the prequels.
solaariz yea, but atleast they where in Lucas’s sandbox and he was always there to guide the trilogy’s even if faultily. Disney Star Wars never had that one consistent guide through the trilogy who could keep the movies on course and help unify others ideas into making a good product. Lucas made and established what we know as Star Wars, Disney instead of building on it seems to have no regard for what came before... or they wouldn’t of re written half the cannon so they could build their own Star Wars in their image... in typical micky mouse fashion they aren’t trying to expand on what came before and completely disrespected so much already established lore in this trilogy... force healing, light speed suicide bomber, not to mention they brought back all of our favorite characters so they could kill them off, because god forbid our childhood favorites get a happy ending
Prequels>sequels
Tyler Massey this is true buddy. No one is as committed to and is as knowledgeable of Star Wars as Lucas is, for better of for worse. It’s his world, it’s his sandbox and he makes the rules. Which brings my original point home, no-one (including Disney) deserves to ruin Star Wars, only George does.
And thus, Luke woke up from a terrible fever dream, laying next to his wife Mara Jade. He tells her and his kids about said nightmare and they all have a good laugh at the utter impossibility of it all. Theeeee end :)
I like that ending
That would make it the ultimate fan service movie
Already done sort of, Bobby Ewing in Dallas.
God no. 90% of the extended universe is tlj level turds.
Rxnys Jakku wasn’t even in the EU.
It's interesting. I started out defending the sequel trilogy until someone asked me 1 year after RoS released:
"Have you actually rewatched the movies"
I never once returned to any of the sequel movies.
The prequels I can still return to and get an enjoyable watch out of - but I don't think the sequels can do that...
i'm glad you understand why so many people hated your last jedi review. it was so frustrating
Whenever a youtuber says “excuse my voice” I have never noticed a single time in my life
Asriel_Memurr
yeah really. they think it sounds worse than it actually turns out on the mic
Had to make it 69 likes (and I agree)
I know right?!
I was crying laughing when Palpatine bass boosted the Resistance.
Got to love how he has the power to wipe out all those star ships
But can't overcome one person with a lightsaber...And some how having two lightsabers makes you stronger at blocking even though you only have two hands
And he experienced the rebound with Master Jackson and still didn't use a force push to slam her in to the wall at a 100mph
Like fuck me it was shit, the more I think about it the more I hate it
Same
I really hope that scene turns into a meme
It was a cool sound effect though.
It was pretty dumb, but it was so wonderfully schlocky I loved it
"I HATE RISE OF SKYWALKER"
first time?
It's not "cool to hate marvel movies." If you genuinely hate them and think they are bloated, forgettable messes, you get accused of hating them because "they are popular."
I thought they were gonna have something to do with Kylo and Rey kissing. Like raising a new generation of force sensitives, but they killed him off.
I really wanted Ray to be the one who died, and Ben to survive, but they did the old switcharoo on me
Qauckerman that would ruin rey’s character completely. The Jedi are not meant to give birth and keep the bloodline xd This movie is an end for skywalkers THE FINAL CHAPTER
@@fez943 Her character is ruined already.
Rey is 100% pregnant.
@@fez943 Ironic given that it's titled "Rise of the Skywalker" and Rey also steals their name by the end
*original characters get killed off*
"They die now?"
"They die now!"
Cowmanik “ yep they die now”
In the words of Rian Johnson probably: "Forget the past, kill it if you have to"
I get we're talking about the JJ movies but I'm just saying this is probably not a JJ quote rather it's probably a Rian quote.
Troupbomber nah it’s Referencing the they fly now scene
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Story time: The ending felt underwhelming and disappointing when I saw it in the theater with my dad and sister. When I got home I put on Netflix to a Japanese Heist anime film called The Castle of Caglisostro its 40 older than this film and that ending felt much more satisfying than The Rise of Shizawalker
I wish Rey would have just been the birth of a new family saga instead of shoe horning her in with the skywalkers
The more I think about the new trilogy the more I realize it is not a movie series. it is a very expensive fan fiction. The worst part it is, they had so much potential, and they threw it all away.
This. Especially the latest episode. "-Guys what if she is the granddaughter of the emperor? Who is -plot twist- also alive
- write that down, write that down"
Smh
Imo the whole idea of an expanded universe is fan fare. The movie are a forum for fans to engage around, some people are just crabby because things Arent catered to their specific affections. Ambiguity is necessary im these films to allow fans to participate so find something and contribute to the overall fan fic or just keep rejecting everything and refuse to play along.
@@dezmond91_hu Yeah I see that. Not much of it makes sense. It's just stuff they think would be cool.
bold of you to say that Ryan is a fan
The Thrawn Trilogy will always be the real sequel trilogy.
Holy shit I nearly forgot captain phasma was a character
She wasn't tho. She was a marketing tool.
The only time I’m reminded of her is when I go into battlefront 2 and I still most of the time forget she even a character
They did my girl Gwendolyn dirty
only know it from battlefront
Was that the shiny stormtrooper? Odds of finding one of those is like 1/4,089
Rey is such a Mary Sue, if we could have seen more character building, like we did in Luke and sh wasn't just some op Jedi God, then it would have been a lot better
no
Sad how the one interesting characther, finn, the deserter stormtrooper, could have been such an interesting characther but instead just turned into "haha clumsy funnyman". He never acted like any kind of indoctrinated soldier, imagine them using Finns knowledge of new order doctrine to avoid murdering his former comrades in arms, maybe even instigating a mutiny? So much potential and instead we get a guy who just guns down his former comrades without any hesitation and has the discipline of a overweight toddler.
I wish I was joking, but in my theater, the most excited the audience got in my theater last night was during a Sprite Cranberry commercial. During the movie, it was dead quiet, and when it ended, everyone just got up and left. It was like 1:30am on a friday, so people gotta work in the morning, so I get it, but even in The Last Jedi, people cheered and laughed at times.
People clapped in my theater. I yelled at them to stop.
@GalacticHypernova the answer is clear...
> It was like 1:30am on a friday, so people gotta work in the morning
What kind of horrific dystopia do you live in?
Chris Hansen *It’s the most thirstiest time of the year*
my entire theater did not move or make a sound the entire movie i thought they were cardboard cutouts.
"Who are you"
"Rey"
"Rey who"
Look at the sky, it's blue
"Blu-Rey"
Nizaris1 best one lol
“Look at the sky... it burns!”
“What?”
“Huh?”
@@solitary2 elden ring reference?
No, call me Buckle
Sounds about right
This is the best one xD
"Why was he not given a Star Wars Story, or something that's easier to ignore?"
If you were talking about JJ Abrams then I'd agree.
Damn, when time goes on, this trilogy feels even more annoying and pointless. Was it really worth it to destroy the story of fucking Darth Vader, just to get things such as Rey, Poe, Finn, Holdo, Angry Luke, Rose, Kylo Ren... Palpatine's return is an embarrasment for Star Wars.
Best part of The Rise of Skywalker was finally getting Ahsoka Tano to be part of the actual movies. Thanks Disney, that's the best thing this new trilogy brought.
Wonder what's gonna happen to Prequel trilogy hating in the future, these new movies surely put some new views to it. Personally never disliked them, and now i'm glad i can enjoy them even more. Always look also for the positive aspects.
You say, "Always look also for the positive aspects." And then proceed to point out only ONE of the positive aspects of the sequels, and so it is the ONLY positive aspect. Don't be a hypocrite.
It's also never okay to like something more, just because something worse came along. If something is bad, it still is unless other content makes it better.
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I still want a prequel remake. One without Jar Jar, without Sand, without "let's try spinning, that's a cool trick" and without Midoclorians. Leave the "high-ground", but make it more logical (it's not that illogical, everyone's stuck on the wording and relation to real live combat, but in the movie Anakin needed to jump to get over to Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan got him mid jump, which actually does make sense in the end)
The prophecy can stay and the dialog needs some work from some good screen writers (although I didn't think it was too unfit for puberty Anakin, still most of it was rather pointless and too drawn out)
Would be cool having better CGI too.
The ”Last” Jedi: Turns out that Luke is not the last Jedi
The ”Rise” Of Skywalker: kills of the last Skywalker
Leo Lind doublespeak
I thought it was heavily implied at the very end of the story that the “Skywalker” the title refers to was not just Kylo Ren, but also Rey. Even though she is a Palpatine, she considers herself a Skywalker when the force ghosts of Luke and Leia appear in the distance.
But that's not true. I mean she's just pretending then. I could pretend I'm actually apart of Obama's family becuase I knew him in childhood and I was also black.
Did it subvert your expectations tho?
Just what did Luke do all those years alone on Craggy Island? Will we see a half human half sea cow claim the right to use the Skywalker name in future stories?
There are 3 underlying themes these movies have
Prequels: Politics
Original: Hope
Sequels: Scavenger Hunts
JayPlayzGamez *money*
Oof
JayPlayzGamez In the defence of the Prequels because I’ve watched them all 2 days ago and probably the weakest part about them is the acting and writing but the politics were just 3~5 minutes in each movies. Hell I don’t remember any political talk in Revenge of the Sith!
@@jaytender4949 and jet they still somehow manage to divide the entire fandom between pro seppys and pro republic and pro jedi and anti jedi.
@@jaytender4949 "so this is how liberty dies, with thunderous aplause..."
It clearly mirrors how fascist regimes in the real world rose to power
Channel name: ‘I hate everything’
Also this guy: I think force awakens was ok
Me: L I A R !
Only the Prequels and Original Trilogy are good
To be Honest.
I agree
Rogue fucking one !
@@Roxar96 Rouge Two
Except the prequels are far worse on a technical level than the Sequel trilogy.
@@lordoffrogs6786 In a number of ways, yes. And the dialogue, often.
Alex's own character arc through the course of this trilogy is more interesting than Rey's. Let that sink in.
ScaryHobbit Truer words my friend.
Who is Alex lol?
@@Latinblood I hate everything, that's his real name
@@Latinblood everyone type in the chat. Alex is a ..
Because the toxic brood actually helped Alex develop.
This movie used nostalgia as a shield to distract people from the bad writing.
Yep
*these movies
Exactly
What about the movie do you think was poorly written?
As JJ has been doing for years at this point, it's his primary skill as a director honestly
R2-D2 has better acting skills and character development than Ray lol
Omg you’re so right about the humor... the originals were funny unintentionally and were good for what they are, and the prequels were just meme-city so it was okay
Humor is so poor it’s so forced
They already have enough force in the movie
If you listen closely, when all the Jedi are speaking to Rey, you can faintly hear Ki Adi Mundi saying "what about the droid attack on the wookies?"
plamens channel 😂😂😂👍
Christ man that's the best laugh I've had all day, thank you
😂😂😂😂😂🥶👌
Please tell me you're not joking!that's hilarious! XD
When the sand lady asked who Rey was and she answered
"Rey Palpatine"
And then she lit up her red lightsaber was the best part
When she was about to say that i said out loud "rey palpatine" because i was sure that was what she was gonna say and everybody looked at me
The Blyatman - lol. It would’ve added to it too if she just cut down the lady. Like Anakin with the younglings
She should have embraced her true identity.
And then she force pulls her and stabs her
@@Ryguy-yf2hc based
One thing I truly hate about this film is the fact they got Ian McDiarmid back as Palpatine but didn't let him ham it up as awesomely as he did in Revenge of the Sith.
And then Anakin wakes up sweating and panting. Realising that turning to the Darkside will result in the Disney Trilogy, Anakin decided not to turn
My favourite part of the movie is when Palpatine takes off the skin of his face finally revealing himself to be darth Jar Jar: “Mesa Sith Lord”
Honestly, that wouldn't have made the movie any more of a confusing mess.
May as well - no rules held this shit together really - something that was supposed to be a good thing.
That would've made the movie better lol
Oh how I wished Darth Jar Jar actually became a thing
Honestly that would have been the best troll ever and I would have given it a solid 10.
In my Cinema people laughed when Rey died.
Ohio? Maybe i was there
I’m not surprised. I was on the ride as Disney world and people fucking booed her when she showed up.
Rey’s actor sucks at acting dead
Nah for me it was the same but for Kylo
Pablo Enrique Rodríguez Rivera hahah saaaame. Tbf tho it was actually funny
7:41 "The film also adds so many pointless characters"
You mean, toys and merchandising?
You know what I don’t like, in all the trailers and interviews they hint that C3PO might die. But no, be comes back all memories back yes definitely a 10/10 marketing program
They would not spoiler it in the marketing of he really died.
Ever heard the expression 'too many cooks' this movie is the personification.
When Democrats are in charge results may vary at best..most times worse
@@jerryrobinson6250 ok boomer
Too many Cooks too many cooks
(too many cooks) too many cooks
*Too many cucks
Melvin Cruz I haven’t heard that one before
I can't labour this too much, because I thought the same thing until I fact checked it, but amazingly the kiss is intact in China. It was the Middle East it was removed for.
Still doesn't change the fact that Disney is pandering to their LGBT fans only for profit. They'll cut content in a heartbeat if it means more money for them.
@@AA-yk7ki Its not about communism, China has a long history of human rights abuse, which they still exploit the fuck out of their citizens.
And Singapore
A A Communism is literally an authoritarian ideology. Like a dictatorship. Communist countries, therefore, tend to be evil. Kind of like fascist countries VERY MUCH tend to be evil. It’s almost like authoritarian governments have a very consistent track record of abusing their citizens and that people who unironically advocate for these things don’t completely understand the implications of them.
A A Oh, and before you assume that I’m some free market shill, I believe that we absolutely SHOULD be socializing the economy in some way to give citizens of all economic classes can have more economic security in an unpredictable and unforgiving economic system. However, giving the state COMPLETE CONTROL over the economy AND social policy is literally just ASKING to be oppressed. It’s like asking to live as an LGBT+ member in Saudi Arabia, it makes no sense. Communism is an inherently evil ideology because it doesn’t factor in the will of the people from its very foundation, in the same way that fascism, ethnostatism, or fundamentalism are all evil ideologies because they don’t factor in the will of the people from their very foundation.
The worst part about Chewbacca getting a medal is that they already gave it to him in a comic so it’s not like there was any point to give him one in the movie for any reason at all.
When C3PO is your favorite character in the movie, you know you're in trouble.