@@FrankieIpp It doesn't make even the slightest sense. Hux was a super high ranking, ride or die, Empire dude. "I don't like Kylo so I'm gonna betray everything I stand for."
@@christianschoff2490 that makes perfect sense. He's hated kylo for as long as we have seen the two together, so him wanting Kylo dead makes perfect sense, especially under the pretense of arrogance where he thinks the rebels will never win, but they could at least kill Kylo and get rid of us most annoying boss basically. Makes perfect sense.
@@FrankieIpp Doesn't matter if it made sense, it was a stupid moment. Poe saying "I knew it!" was even worse. I thought they learned from TLJ that we don't want any garbage comedy in this trilogy.
The movie explains that they went into hiding for that exact reason. But again, reys force ability didn’t manifest until it was explicit that it existed she sought it out.
Well think about this. What ABOUT the first order? I mean, at the end of this movie they defeat Palpatines "Final Order", but isn't the First Order still out there, ruling the galaxy?
@@NickHolum having Plagueis as the main villain would have tied all the trilogies together much better. Especially if it was confirmed he created Anakin and also Rey but without a surrogate mother. Would have explained her ability's much better and gave her an actual justified reason to take the name Skywalker.
This is like picking all the bad decisions in mass effect 2 resulting in everyone dying so you have to start a new game and can't transfer over to mass effect 3.
I thought that too when I saw him in the theater, probably went to him asking to come help close the part of the story originally meant for Lea, and he said yes out of respect.
demitri duruisseau I didn’t mean that he actually cried a lot. I meant that he was whiny like 2 year old in a temper tantrum. Does that help clarify things?
Pretty much a metaphor for what Disney did to this franchise... buried the core story in mediocrity, pointless retconning and redundant characters created for the sole purpose of merchandising.
You saying Rey never took damage, but you are forgetting one mayor enemy she had. The training droid who defeated her. Even she said it, never underestimate a droid. That training droid was the strongest character on all Star Wars history.
After this whole trilogy I honestly feel like Kylo should’ve just been the main character, of this was truely a “Skywalker saga” shouldn’t we focus more on the Skywalker?
@Mark Sabian your so narrow minded , have you even watched the clone wars , it has some of the best star wars out there , it's as close as legends novel and comics , dark at most times . It has slavery , torture , war crimes If you see any RUclipsr talk about clone wars , it is star wars at it's best and always will be at this current time . Unless your too stupid to actually understand that animation doesn't mean kids , bitch life action vfx uses animation . Without animation there wouldn't be vfx .
She didnt say Palpatine because that's not who she is. She was always a force of light even from her parents. Also it's hinted she's not the only Palpatine.
Darduel true but if she said palpatine not only would it acknowledge the lesson from Leia it would also spit on everything Sheev Palpatine ever accomplished ultimately destroying his legacy.
Marion Dorsey he was at the latest Star Wars celebrations on stage with Ian Mcdiarmid and got standing ovations. I just think Disney wants to try and disconnect from the prequels as much as they can, which is unfortunate.
@@LordVader1094 Agreed. It was great seeing how Palpatine rose to power, the rise and fall of Anakin Skywalker (even with some poor dialogue), and just learning more about the Galaxy that existed before the Empire took it over. Knowing the end point of a story doesn't take away from the journey of getting there. The prequels had their objective and told a story that had some value. The sequel trilogy? Yeah, that was purely money. Star Wars was stronger as a 6 part film series than a 9 part one.
You forgot to mention that Palpatine's star destroyer fleet was also somehow fully manned. Where did that manpower come from? Were they magically summoned? Raised there? Is there an entire civilization on that planet solely dedicated to operating star destroyers? What was the point of Starkiller base when they had hundreds of planet destroying, mobile ships?
IKR! NO ONE CONSIDERS THE LOGISTICS OF THESE THINGS!!! I think what made the OG empire so threatening was that they HAD the ENTIRE EMPIRE to build, man, guard, and fight EVERYWHERE!
Screw the magical people to man these ships. What’s more important is that they didn’t know which way was up without a beacon to tell them so, so they couldn’t leave the planet.
@@duderRechthat Still doesn't disprove his initial point. All 3 sequel movies feel like 3 puzzle pieces that don't actually fit but were just mashed up together to look like they did.
@@duderRechthat I'm with Marius. I don't need 20+ two and a half hour long movies to get one BIG movie (which makes me feel exhausted by the end btw, haven't rewatched any of the avengers films because of it) did you need origin movies for the A team? G.I. Joe? The Expendables? how about the Power Rangers? oh im sorry we have youtube videos with titles like "EXPLAINED" to do that for us now too, silly me. for real I see the mcu as happy meal movies. They're quick and easy to make and can bring in the money, but you forget about them pretty darn quickly.
@@EclipseHedgehog You don't get it. It DOESN'T MATTER how YOU feel about the MCU (I don't like it either) The fact is that they had a far more difficult time to stick together 20 movies made over a span of a decade with "no name directors" to one cohesive story than Disney with its 3 movies and 2 directors. And they did it better than Disney even though the Story for half of the MCU movies are crap but hey the story for ep 9 is crap as well sooo🤷♂️
ENB90 that’s what happens when one director doesn’t like the first directors vision and the first director tries to fix it in the 3rd but it’s a bit too late.
I think one of the now canon comic book or novel (Maybe "dark Lord of The Sith" but I am not sure) imply that palpatine created darth vader throught the force, he is indirectly vader's father. And now his offsprings, (direct or indirect) are making out ... So it's better to not think too much about it
Also Darth Sidious was old enough to BE Anakin's Grandfather. So what kind of child bride did he force his seed into wherein Rey was produced in a timeline that lined up with Kylo.
@@death-king1834 That’s what happens when the writers don’t understand the canon of the story. If you look at the first drafts of George Lucas episode 7 it shows how he didn’t want to mess up the prophesy of the chosen one but of course the scrapped all that and made their own shit without researching and planning ahead of time.
@@nico_r_m_1428 Actually George was seemingly gonna dismiss his own Prophecy as he wanted Darth Maul and Darth Talon to be the villains in his original treatments. Personally I've never really liked the whole Prophecy/Chosen One crap George tacked on to Vader. Especially when the old Expanded Universe largely ignored it by having dozens of new Sith Lords pop up after old Sheev. But even ignoring that bringing back Palpatine still completely destroys Anakin's whole story. Cause even if you were to ignore the Prophecy aspect Vader killing Palpatine was clearly a key component towards his redemption arc. It's the equivalent of bringing Voldemort back after Deathly Hollows, despite over 7 books and 8 films of built up focusing on Harry being the one destined to destroy him. And yes I'm aware Dark Empire also brought back Palpatine but it's just as damaging to his redemption arc as the Rise of the Retcons is.
@@Sp1n1985 Okay keep acting like he's solely to blame. You don't think these movies have massive oversight by Disney? Did you forget J.J. Abraham's was an executive producer of TLJ?
@@blurryperson2685 Rian Johnson isn't solely to blame. In all the press for TFA, leading up to it and then following it when JJ wasn't gonna be the director for TLJ, people stated multiple times that there was an 'outline' for the trilogy. Daisy Ridley said in her first press piece for TLJ that Johnson threw it in a trash can (not sure if she was being metaphorical). This actually isn't Johnson's fault, per se. Was it a dumb decision? Absolutely. Did his ending leave the trilogy with literally *nowhere* to go? Yes. But he was exercising his right as a creator/director/producer/writer to follow his vision through to the end. It's 100% Kathleen Kennedy's fault, because she is the one who gave him carte blanche to do whatever he wanted, saw it in pre-production, production, and post-production, saw the flaws in the script and the damage to continuity it would cause, and green lit it anyway. Then after the revolving door of directors that was starting to accumulate by then with Rogue One, Solo, and Rise, it's easier to see why Bob Iger inserted so many different fingers into this particular pie.
I love how nobody believed that Chewie was dead because everyone knew that the scene with him and Lando in the Falcon in the trailer hadn't happened yet.
HOW DID REY DID NOT SENSE A CAPTURED CHEWIE WASN'T IN THAT SHIP TAKING OFF...FINN TOLD HER CHEWIE WAS IN IT...YET SHE DID NOT SWITCH OFF HER LIGHTNING AND WHEN IT EXPLODED SHE SCREAMED CHEWIE!!. A FEW SCENES LATER SHE SENSE CHEWIE WAS ALIVE IN ANOTHER DESTROYER!?... 🐎💩💩💩TOO LATE NO REFUNDS...
I didn't watch the trailers man, I did believe him to be dead and it was gut wrenching... But then I thought that given how everyone is so angry at Disney they wouldnt dare to do that hahaha
Idziemel1 Ben revived Rey with his hand on her stomach... not heart. He was jump-starting her uterus midichlorian-style. EpX gonna see single mom Rey “I don’t know how it happened?” Until force-ghost Ben wants the twins every second weekend.
And then they killed off Ben Solo, the last of the Skywalker bloodline which was a total buzzkill. What was the point of the movie's title "The Rise Of Skywalker" if you're not gonna include Anakin's force ghost instead of the memory of Han Solo and kill off Ben Solo at the same time?
Can't have the movie be about a man with kath kennedy around nuh huh Its an insecure woke thing, same reason rey has zero character development, takes no damage and is overpowered. They should have just cut the bs and called it, Star Wars: Girl Power!
Hunter that couldn’t have happened since Disney has a gigantic love boner for Rey so it had to be her who basically saved the entire galaxy, you know, cause she’s the BESTEST EVAH lmao
I remember so many people shitting on Kylo Ren in the first movie because he wasn't Vader 2.0 but his character arc has been fascinating despite all 3 movies having a disoriented story.
Saddest part of it is, the story is back where it was when return of the jedi ended the characters are just different. The emperor is dead the empire is dead and one jedi is left. It just feels like this trilogy didnt need to happen if the results where going to be exactly the same.
Exactly, I didn't see no one talking about this before, but in the force awakes all the plot was the same lol, replace Darth Vader with Kylo Ren, replace death star with death planet, replace Luke with Rey, and we got the same exact same plot as the original movies, to the letter, only difference is the characters are different....
@@ntube7 I agree with that, but even within Star Wars itself it never recycled material. The PT and ST are different stories, but still part of the same wheel. This trilogy feels like someone but new paint on half of that wheel.
INFAMOUS_JEDI discussing any adaptation, really. Movies HAVE to stand on their own, even if they are based off books. You can’t have critical plot points be pawned off to books just bc you want more money and are too lazy to do all the work yourself. Every time some fanboy tells me to read ____ to get the full picture on something the film should have included I want to hurl.
@@rileyjoh19 In Legends. Every new movie from Force Awakens to Rogue One had a corresponding book to explain things that the movie should have. And that's a failing in my eyes, because if the movies can't explain a concept that they introduced, then they shouldn't have introduced it. Instead of relying on the books and comics to pick up their slack.
I don't think that's a fair comparison. Vader being Luke's father was a twist because, while it probably wasn't the first of it's kind, it was definitely the most popular at the time. Star Wars was new. Nobody knew what to expect. Not to mention the fact that the Internet wasn't a thing back then, or if it was, it wasn't as connected to every day life as it is now. It's pretty much the complete opposite now. Star Wars is one of the biggest moneymakers ever. Nearly everybody knows about Star Wars and what happened in Star Wars. I grew up while the prequels were coming out. I never watched them nor the originals. Yet I could still tell you _everything_ that happened. It's almost impossible to be surprised with movies anymore. I didn't like the granddaughter twist because it was a needless retcon, not because it was predictable.
@@PersianSlashuur It's not that it's predictable, or at least that's not how I understood OP's comment. It's that no one cares for the exact reason you mentioned; it's needless. No one is invested in these new characters or the lore like they were back with the original trilogy.
@@BigMac0369 I would imagine Disney hired an outside hit squad consisting of Elmer Fudd and Daffy Dack..They want to get rid of this "wascially wabbit", but want to distance themselves from the hit..lol
It felt like a “second movie” in the trilogy despite being the third movie because of that reason and how JJ continued from force awakens and negated the last Jedi
Absolutely... with the likely substitution of Palpatine for Snoke. My gut says that Snoke was supposed to be the BBG for this entire series, but The Last Jedi changed that up. This definitely felt like two movies mashed into one. Personally, I wish it was a good hour longer... or if they made it into a quadrilogy, so they didn't have to rush so much in the final movie. I actually give JJ a lot of credit for doing as well as he did in 2:21 to try to wrap things up and give a reasonable amount of fun fan service.
He did a awesome job with what a lemon Rian gave him. I like ROTS, but I hate Lucasfilm/Disney/Kathleen for allowing Rian to direct TLJ. They learnt their lesson as soon as they put JJ in charge instead of Colin soon after TLJ dropped.
the ultimate problem wit all of this idea is that was not an exact point where they should use it and look the DS from. A statue, a tree, a symbol, anything. They just got lucky and stand on the perfect location on the whole planet.
Palpatine should have played love maker with Rey and Ben. Let them have have a family then turn those kids to the dark side. Those would be some overpowered kids.
Yeah totally agree with you on the whole “Rey Skywalker” thing. Leia and Luke constantly told her to not be ashamed of who she is and then she neglects her family name
I thought the skywalker thing was cringe as fuck, but if your second name was associated with the biggest dictator in history you wouldn't take that. Would be like rey Hitler. Should of just said rey, like seal or cher
I think it would have been interesting if they had both died and stayed dead. They revealed Finn is force sensitive so he could have seen and interacted with Rey after she becomes a force ghost. Her, Luke, Leia, heck even Yoda and the others could all show up and teach him everything he needs to know to be a jedi and begin the new order. He could find the little boy on Canto Bight from the end of the last jedi to be the first of many padawans. Which would be a good note to end on along with acknowledging that not EVERYTHING in the last jedi needed to be forgotten.
@Adrijana Radosevic so... Darth Vader then... Who was redeemed.... after all he did.... at the end of The Return of the Jedi.... makes your argument moot
@@therandominfochannel6619 That's a bit dark for a Star Wars movie. I could see that plot point in a Game of Thrones or other HBO type story, but you need the good guy/girl to live for Star Wars. I was fine with Ben being the one to sacrifice himself to save Rey as a redemption moment. Mirrors Vader/Anakin's redemption without being too on the nose.
Instead of the old lady it should have been an officer from the Tatooine Immigration Bureau: Officer: "What's your name?" Rey: "I'm Rey." Officer: "Rey who?" Rey: "I don't have any people, I'm alone." Officer: "Then I'll call you Rey.... Solo." [Music errupts, Fade to black, Credits.]
Jeremy: "Matrix Revolutions was a better finish to a trilogy than Rise of Skywalker." Damn. No deeper burn has ever happened and I say that as someone who likes Matrix Reloaded.
This movie breaks canon from the prequels/originals/clone wars and rebels/mandolorian/the first 2 sequels/and even the canon in the movie itself. This movie sucks...........
Palpatine's broadcast was actually announced on Fortnite. Seriously look it up. Abrams didn't know how to include it in the movie without it slowing the pace down, so it was released on Fortnite lol
Palpatine: I am all the Sith Rey: And I am Iron Man. (Although if Endgame ended like this, you'd have a redeemed Ebony Maw take the stones from Tony to resurrect him, then they kiss as Ebony Maw fades into dust).
Exactly, and when Poe is about to die, Lando calls him on the comm basically saying “on your left” and all the ships start flying in just like the portal scene.
18:14 ''Nah for me, it just ends on Endor'' (episode 6) Yup. This trilogy kept justifying its own existence by invalidating everything that came before it so that it could do those same things all over again but in an incoherent manner.
I've never seen it more well explained than that, my friend - these 3 new films were utterly pointless, while removing some of the impact of the original 6. I hope time reveals that to people, after the initial hype of seeing some cool stuff on the screen dies down.
This film should have just been a conclusion to this trilogy instead of hastily trying to sell itself as the grand finale for a 9-film saga. While splitting it into two movies would have helped, even that arguably would not have been necessary.
11:08 I never liked that explanation for Palpatine's scarred face in Revenge of the Sith. Always thought it made for sense for the darkside to naturally suck the energy out of him over time to the point where he looked like that. They actually elude to this in the Shadows of the Empire novel.
Nonono. If we count the awkward kiss as a weird marriage ceremony then she can have the last name legally... and also maybe make her a Disney princess too?
Nope when Ben dies he basically transferred all his life force into her implying that Ben lives within Rey now, basically making her almost fully Skywalker. Plus she basically gets adopted by Luke and Leia
The fact the Luke got trained by arguably the 2 greatest Jedi ever obiwan and yoda and didn’t know how to force heal or block force lightning but Rey can and she gets trained by literally no body
They were just making stuff as they were filming. Leia being luke's sister was totally contrived. In the first movie, they were setting up a romance between like and Leia. But then in empire strikes back, they're brother and sister. So like was hitting on his sister the whole time in the first movie? Very awkward.
Same! I wish Ben, Anakin, Yoda, Luke, and Leia were all there! That would've been truly touching! Hell throw Kylo Ren/Ben Solo there and it could've worked even though I cringed hard with Ben and Rey! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@watakashe6072 Fair Enough! Lmao after that Reylo Bulls### I was extremely angered! God it didn't help that Rey was completely into it too! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
I agree, I also think she should've taken the name Solo. She even told him "I wanted to take your hand... Ben's hand". So to make the romance more concrete she should've seen Ben and said Solo.
@Adrijana Radosevic Oh shut the fuck up, Anakin killed younglings, possibly caused Padme's death, hunted jedi across the galaxy as Darth Vader and still got redeemed in Return of the Jedi so wtf is your point.
The most astonishing thing about the Disney sequels is that I now LOVE the prequels...... Thats holy horribly planned these movies are. God i hope they somehow correct the timeline cause the lore is fucking dead after these movies.
*The character I feel bad most for is gotta be Finn. They did everything they could to make Finn look like a joke throughout the entire trilogy. In the first movie, he got knocked on his butt or manhandled by almost every character in the film. He was used as the comic relief and pretty much had no real sense of direction other than running away and chasing behind "Reeeeey"! They pulled a bait and switch with the first movie by having him holding a lightsaber and looking like he was going to be the main character to instead having him the goofball of the entire trilogy.* 😥
No no no, hating on Finn's character arc is be racist. Totally. The fact that they didn't effectively use the black character for anything but comedic relief and *you're* pointing it out makes *you* racist! Disney is all the Jedi! 😷
One of the many funny things about the map knife is that it just points to the room next to the bloody throne room, not some secret hidden part of the death star!
@@russelsheartinacage And C-3PO said that it was at the Throne Room. So there was no need for a goonies moment. It would have made more sense if the Knife was actually a key made to unlock the vault door.
The force was literally plot device. Ummm our protagonist is in peril what should we do? STOP ASKING GOD DAMN IT WE HAVE THE FORCE MAKE IT DO SOMETHING
The knights of Ren look like a death metal boy band in their music videos. Do you think they talk between missions or do they just sit quietly in the ship as they go around being useless?
And somehow he's a general still. Like I get that he was with the rebels but what has he done for 30 years on a planet not helping anyone to be a general in this new resistance
Weird, because that conflicts with the Han Solo and Lando book that came out not too long ago. Lando wasn't on that planet, he was having another adventure with Han...
bro i read a leak before the movie that claimed he said "execute order 67" before doing it and laughed until i cried. a shame, we could have used another unintentionally hilarious, cringey callback.
Lol he was going to tell her he loves her. He thought he was going to die but he obviously didn't want to say in front of Poe because there was some weird beef going on between them and/or the situation was already too tense to deal with Finn's comment. That's what I understood.
Rey is pregnant and she has the life force of Ben in her, she will build a new order not sith not Jedi but Skywalker grey Jedi balanced, the twins will learn the new order She is a Skywalker in many different levels
I thought i would never say this about a star wars movie. This movie was boring as hell. I felt no pressure or anything is at stake. This was a slap to all star wars fans. How could they mess it up.
@rDuupar 1. chewie on pasaana (accidentally blown up by rey in a moment where she gave in to the dark side - gotcha, he's fine) 2. c3po on kijimi (memory wipe that jj didn't know whether to make tonally sad or funny, but it doesn't matter because - gotcha, he's fine) 3. ben on kef bir/death star ruins (stabbed by rey in a moment where she gave in to the dark side, but rey knows how to force heal so - gotcha, he's fine) 4. ben again on exegol (yeeted into the pit never to be seen again - gotcha, he's fine...for another 30 seconds) 5. rey on exegol (sacrificed herself to defeat palpatine and save the galaxy, but ben knows how to force heal too so - gotcha, she's fine) too many fake-outs, not enough time to sit with "oh my god, these characters are dead" for the moments to be impactful, not enough believability in the convoluted ways they came back, and in the case of ben's multiple fake-outs it's especially ridiculous considering he dies for real the third time.
ik what you mean, its so anticlimactic and lazy, and so un-palpatine like. the dude literally spent years in the shadows infiltrating the republic to take it over, and even waged war on HIMSELF to get that to happen, then he just decides to announce "lol im back"
@@ph89787 Keep in mind Lucasfilm decanonized the EU because it was too convoluted and wanted creative freedom, yet with all their creative freedom chose to adopt one of the most criticized, convoluted plot-lines in the EU.
@@Bambo_waffle Pretty much everything that they try and put out, with the STAR WARS name/brand. Simple fact is, they don't understand STAR WARS and only want to use the franchise as a woke/feminist/SJW propaganda tool. That's all STAR WARS is, under Disney.
@@Yuh_mamaI haven seen this movie even once. I used to be a huge Star Wars fan, but I didn't want to give them my money, not after the reviews made it clear THERE NEVER WAS A STORY THERE. I mean.. you're making a trilogy, but you don't bother to come up with any overarching story?? I didn't even think it was possible to be that stupid _and_ disrespectful. What a sad waste of potential.
Sweet Lil Devil, he always wanted someone to strike him down. She killed him with his own energy, not with a strike of her own saber. Not great, but it checks out. I a, almost certain that is their reasoning.
@@toribarron5700 Ok it checks out i guess, but wouldnt it make more sense if he never told her that and just pissed her of untill she strikes him done...
rosypink1206 yes, it could have been handled much better than it was. While I think there was a loophole allowing him to be killed by Rey, it was weak and unclear.
The issue with this trilogy is that it's got good moments, but cohesively it's a mess. There are parts I absolutely love, but there are also a ton more moments I hate. This trilogy was just f**king sad.
Big agree man. I honestly like most the characters (yes even Rey), and there are some genuinely great moments (yes even in ROS), but ROS took the cheapest and least interesting avenues possible for a conclusion. It would've been better to continue with what TLJ went with. At the very least resurrect Snoke instead of Palpatine!!
Jedi don't try to cheat death, they accept becoming one with the Force and with training can learn to retain their identity after death. Sith can't accept death and therefore can't become one with the Force, so are always trying to hang on to their physical life.
Too accurate 😂 Rey literally is what happens in GTA when you unlock all the hacks or turning on God Mode in Skyrim. It's basically a complete lopsided in her favor so where is the struggle.
“I’m the spy” caused the guy on the immediate left of me to leave the theatre.
Lol
That's pretty dumb because that moment makes sense and is funny af
@@FrankieIpp It doesn't make even the slightest sense. Hux was a super high ranking, ride or die, Empire dude. "I don't like Kylo so I'm gonna betray everything I stand for."
@@christianschoff2490 that makes perfect sense. He's hated kylo for as long as we have seen the two together, so him wanting Kylo dead makes perfect sense, especially under the pretense of arrogance where he thinks the rebels will never win, but they could at least kill Kylo and get rid of us most annoying boss basically. Makes perfect sense.
@@FrankieIpp Doesn't matter if it made sense, it was a stupid moment. Poe saying "I knew it!" was even worse. I thought they learned from TLJ that we don't want any garbage comedy in this trilogy.
Palpatines wife: Where you going honey?
Palpatine: I'm running down to the corner to get a pack of Snokes.
Good joke
See I don't get this about Rey's parents, specifically her father. I mean he should be a powerful Force User since he is Palpatine's son..
The movie explains that they went into hiding for that exact reason. But again, reys force ability didn’t manifest until it was explicit that it existed she sought it out.
Jason86906 lmao
@@Deuteromis Perhaps he was genetically designed by Palpatine to only be a carrier of the force gene.
Palpatine not a virgin is the biggest revelation from this movie
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Apparently he Force chokeed a bitch and got her pregnant
Kathleen Kennedy seduced Palpatine. Everything makes sense now.
SKYNET #2025 dude I read this comment at the gym and laughed so hard 😂
Honestly thought Palpatine was smarter than that. Dude was supposed to have those Force Condoms.
Me At the *Start* of This Trilogy: "What is the First Order?"
Me At the *End* of This Trilogy: "What is the First Order?"
Forget it. We've got the Remnant in the Mandalorian. Led by Werner Herzog and Giancarlo Esposito. Automatically more threatening than the Final Order.
A Kmart knock-off version of the Galactic Empire.
More like "What was the first order?"
Well think about this. What ABOUT the first order? I mean, at the end of this movie they defeat Palpatines "Final Order", but isn't the First Order still out there, ruling the galaxy?
First rule of the First Order is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE FIRST ORDER!
Disappointed by the fact that Palpatine didn’t tell the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Tony Stank adghdagvvkbf 👀✌🏻
More disappointed that they didn't make actual Plagueis the super bad.
@@NickHolum having Plagueis as the main villain would have tied all the trilogies together much better. Especially if it was confirmed he created Anakin and also Rey but without a surrogate mother. Would have explained her ability's much better and gave her an actual justified reason to take the name Skywalker.
Tony Stank did you ever hear...
It’s not something the cloned sith would tell you.
TBH was hoping when all the force ghost was talking to Rey, that jar jar would also just randomly join in saying " wessa believe in u Rey"
johnjewlol LMAO
Thats probably the best thing I have ever heard
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jar-jar was on grandpa palpy side telling him "kill Rey... STRIKE HER DOWN"
Jar Jar is JJ
This trilogy was like reading one of those choose your own adventure books but picking the dumbest option every time.
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The prequels & Anakin's story demolishes the sequel MaRey-Sue wahmen feminist lgbtq bullshit trilogy.
Goosebumps had some good ones that were like that lol.....too bad that isn't the case with Disney star wars xD
I mean I don't agree but that's hilarious
This is like picking all the bad decisions in mass effect 2 resulting in everyone dying so you have to start a new game and can't transfer over to mass effect 3.
“Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the Skywalker name.
*Kisses Kylo*
Calls herself Skywalker
“What aRe yOu DoInG Step Bro?!”
Oh God, please no more incestuous undertones in Star Wars, we've had enough already.
😂
You’re the best step brother I could have ever asked for!
First Last I can hear that
9 months later Rey has a child
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Reyd Shadow Legends"
This comment is gold.
Stolen
Legend
"Ray man ... the legendary jedi"
Bruh wtf ☠☠☠☠
When she calls herself Skywalker, I think they should have carried from earlier and had her say "Just Rey"
Not a bad idea
I still would have preferred her to say Palpatine, but this is way better than what we got
Nick Gilby “It is just Rey...like Beyoncé” they missed even the joke
@@rsarin18 Yeah so she could own up to her family legacy
Yup should’ve just said “Just Rey” or “Rey Palatine” to go and make the name for herself like change the meaning
Finn: “Rey there’s something I’ve never told you”
*still a mystery as to what it is*
He looooooooves her. Or rose? Well that’s pointless then
He has AIDS
He flies now
JingleFett he flies now?!?
@@pretentiousplum HE FLIES NOW
I like to think Harrison came back for Carrie
And the money
No no no...
For Mark too
I thought that too when I saw him in the theater, probably went to him asking to come help close the part of the story originally meant for Lea, and he said yes out of respect.
Boom Nation that’s actually beautiful
I said it in Batman’s voice
The weed
Poor anakin. All he wanted to do was force heal padme. Apparantly that was the secret he needed to save padme's life.🙁
J W
Nah. The secret he needed was not to be paranoid and trust people who aren’t Sith Lords.
Probably can’t force heal when you are an evil crybaby. That’s why Ben Solo could; he got over his evil crybaby phase.
@@ladynoluck anikan was never a cry baby go back an watch those moves cause his stort is better than lukes
demitri duruisseau I didn’t mean that he actually cried a lot. I meant that he was whiny like 2 year old in a temper tantrum. Does that help clarify things?
LNL wouldn’t say whiny considering everything goes completely tits up for him 🤣 he’s exposed to nothing but tragedy and horror
Anakin : doesn’t like sand
Rey:buries his lightsaber in sand
That poor man just could not catch a break, not even in death
mismatched sock that would of made it way better
Pretty much a metaphor for what Disney did to this franchise... buried the core story in mediocrity, pointless retconning and redundant characters created for the sole purpose of merchandising.
Just one more "fuck you," from Disney to the original fans :)
Omg I didn’t even think about that 😂
Rey: Lives on a desert planet all her life
Also Rey: Sails a boat in impossible conditions
AndrewBanishers MARY SUEEEEE
@AndrewBanishers yup.
Nevermind the fact that she can fucken SWIM!
@d I still wonder how the hell she could pilot the Millenium Falcon like that despite never piloting a ship in her life...
the force gave her ability to sail a boat in impossible conditions? idk im just trying to explain the lore
She should have said "Rey Solo". Because you know...shes alone.
1xoACEox1 I deadass was expecting her to say that. The dialogue was dumb enough it wouldn’t have been surprising
1xoACEox1 and she always said that solo was like a father to her
Micah Hill lol like 30-60 minutes into TFA
Gaming on Wheelz this Star Wars series is just messed up
Ah keeping the incest theme alive
When Rey said “And I am all the Jedi” I was waiting for the snap
Ba dum dum PSSSH 🥁
Same
YOOOO I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE
Rey: And I am....
Kid sitting behind me: IRONMAN!
Whole cinema starts laughing.
Same
You saying Rey never took damage, but you are forgetting one mayor enemy she had. The training droid who defeated her. Even she said it, never underestimate a droid. That training droid was the strongest character on all Star Wars history.
haahaha true that
That was only minor damage so I don't think it counts
Yeah... how does that even count? Why she didn’t have that kind of training in the first two trilogies
Anakin - Loses 1/2 his arm to Dooku
Luke - Loses a hand to Vader
Rey - Gets zapped by a droid a couple of times
Damn Disney.
She was injured during the battle in the throne room.
When people don’t have a plan and say “Let’s play it by ear.”
To me, that sums up this trilogy.
Frodo: "we did it, Sauron is gone"
Disney: "yeah....about that...."
Frodo: Son of a bitch
NEVER let Disney touch lord of the rings or any other franchise that wasn’t theirs to begin with
@Thanoosh Amirthanathar "There is another...."
If they sell LOTR to disney its time that mankind will die
Can you freaking imagine the outrage from Peter Jackson!? I mean holy shit! 😂
The fact that Palpatine has had sex horrifies me way more than 'Cats' ever could.
Kathleen Kennedy took advantage of him.
Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord He used the Jedi mind trick AKA Force consent
Good...good... I can fell it! Dew it!
Force Roofies are a real problem in SW’s society.
Perhaps he just got them high. Space cocaine is one hell of a drug!
After this whole trilogy I honestly feel like Kylo should’ve just been the main character, of this was truely a “Skywalker saga” shouldn’t we focus more on the Skywalker?
Big Boy yeah he had a better character arc to follow than Rey
I highly agree. However, the countries feminist movement begs to differ.
I honestly think Finn should've been the focus of the movies him becoming a Jedi rather than Rey it would've worked very well I think!
exactly focus on ben and finn
This trilogy was about Kyle ren. He is the last skywalker. When he died she kept the name so the skywalker has risen
“For me it ends on Endor”
Same. 100% the Disney trilogy is not in my canon.
Same
@Mark Sabian but without the prequels , we wouldn't have gotten star wars the clone wars which is star wars at its best
Mark Sabian that is incredibly stubborn and narrow minded....but ok
@Mark Sabian your so narrow minded , have you even watched the clone wars , it has some of the best star wars out there , it's as close as legends novel and comics , dark at most times . It has slavery , torture , war crimes If you see any RUclipsr talk about clone wars , it is star wars at it's best and always will be at this current time . Unless your too stupid to actually understand that animation doesn't mean kids , bitch life action vfx uses animation . Without animation there wouldn't be vfx .
@Eat My Arsehole You cannot watch the Clone Wars and think it's a "kiddie cartoon", it's simply impossible
She definitely should have said Rey Palpatine
Leia told her to not be afraid of who she was
I guess she didn't learn the lesson
Fr Tho
Exactly
She should have said "Rey, just Rey" because she isn`t neither obviously
She didnt say Palpatine because that's not who she is. She was always a force of light even from her parents. Also it's hinted she's not the only Palpatine.
Darduel true but if she said palpatine not only would it acknowledge the lesson from Leia it would also spit on everything Sheev Palpatine ever accomplished ultimately destroying his legacy.
Waiting for Anakin and then ultimately not seeing him was heartbreaking
@Marion Dorsey
True, which is unfortunate because he did nothing wrong.
Marion Dorsey he was at the latest Star Wars celebrations on stage with Ian Mcdiarmid and got standing ovations. I just think Disney wants to try and disconnect from the prequels as much as they can, which is unfortunate.
@Marion Dorsey I'm pretty sure he'd return if he got the opportunity. It's definitely Disney's fault
@@GaryGoodJob_
As if they're above the prequels in some way with their terrible movies
@@watakashe6072 Besides be horrible the entire way
What’s the reason and point behind This Star Wars trilogy?
Disney: I like money
What was the point of the Prequels? We knew how They would end.
@@Darkness1984 I actually like that. It's like watching something you know is going to happen. But hoping it won't happen. XD
@@Darkness1984 It was great seeing HOW Palpatine rose to power.
@@LordVader1094 Agreed. It was great seeing how Palpatine rose to power, the rise and fall of Anakin Skywalker (even with some poor dialogue), and just learning more about the Galaxy that existed before the Empire took it over. Knowing the end point of a story doesn't take away from the journey of getting there. The prequels had their objective and told a story that had some value. The sequel trilogy? Yeah, that was purely money. Star Wars was stronger as a 6 part film series than a 9 part one.
@@LordVader1094 Apparently all 9 episodes together are telling Palpatine's story.
You forgot to mention that Palpatine's star destroyer fleet was also somehow fully manned.
Where did that manpower come from? Were they magically summoned? Raised there? Is there an entire civilization on that planet solely dedicated to operating star destroyers?
What was the point of Starkiller base when they had hundreds of planet destroying, mobile ships?
I like to believe it’s a bunch of Palpatines who are all running around gunning down a bunch of rebels
IKR! NO ONE CONSIDERS THE LOGISTICS OF THESE THINGS!!!
I think what made the OG empire so threatening was that they HAD the ENTIRE EMPIRE to build, man, guard, and fight EVERYWHERE!
Screw the magical people to man these ships. What’s more important is that they didn’t know which way was up without a beacon to tell them so, so they couldn’t leave the planet.
Makes out with kylo. Declares herself his sister
Ah.. some weird porn story we got here.
That bad a kiss, huh?
That may have been the Jedi version of jumping the broom. "We's married now! Ahs a Skywalker sho' nuff!!"
What is it with Skywalkers and kissing their sisters
Makes it hotter
it's amazing, that Marvel had 20 + movies all inter connected leading to something, yet, they couldn't string a new trilogy of star wars together
Oh please Marvel movie plots are dull as fuck
@@duderRechthat Still doesn't disprove his initial point. All 3 sequel movies feel like 3 puzzle pieces that don't actually fit but were just mashed up together to look like they did.
@@duderRechthat I'm with Marius. I don't need 20+ two and a half hour long movies to get one BIG movie (which makes me feel exhausted by the end btw, haven't rewatched any of the avengers films because of it) did you need origin movies for the A team? G.I. Joe? The Expendables? how about the Power Rangers? oh im sorry we have youtube videos with titles like "EXPLAINED" to do that for us now too, silly me.
for real I see the mcu as happy meal movies. They're quick and easy to make and can bring in the money, but you forget about them pretty darn quickly.
@@EclipseHedgehog You don't get it. It DOESN'T MATTER how YOU feel about the MCU (I don't like it either)
The fact is that they had a far more difficult time to stick together 20 movies made over a span of a decade with "no name directors" to one cohesive story than Disney with its 3 movies and 2 directors. And they did it better than Disney even though the Story for half of the MCU movies are crap but hey the story for ep 9 is crap as well sooo🤷♂️
ENB90 that’s what happens when one director doesn’t like the first directors vision and the first director tries to fix it in the 3rd but it’s a bit too late.
Crazy that Darth Vader and Darth Sidious both had grandchildren that made out
omfg... holy shit... I'm gonna throw up now
I think one of the now canon comic book or novel (Maybe "dark Lord of The Sith" but I am not sure) imply that palpatine created darth vader throught the force, he is indirectly vader's father. And now his offsprings, (direct or indirect) are making out ... So it's better to not think too much about it
femtoservants Exactly! I also thought Palps would mention that in this movie. I mean, uh...what comic..fjskshfhdjd.......
So...can they make the trilogy a dream and just reboot...like Dallas?
Also Darth Sidious was old enough to BE Anakin's Grandfather. So what kind of child bride did he force his seed into wherein Rey was produced in a timeline that lined up with Kylo.
“Bring back the balance Rey as I did”
Rey massacres 30 kids
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Considering Palpatine has still been alive for the last 30 so years, what ''balance'' exactly did Anakin bring?
@@death-king1834 That’s what happens when the writers don’t understand the canon of the story.
If you look at the first drafts of George Lucas episode 7 it shows how he didn’t want to mess up the prophesy of the chosen one but of course the scrapped all that and made their own shit without researching and planning ahead of time.
@@nico_r_m_1428 Actually George was seemingly gonna dismiss his own Prophecy as he wanted Darth Maul and Darth Talon to be the villains in his original treatments. Personally I've never really liked the whole Prophecy/Chosen One crap George tacked on to Vader. Especially when the old Expanded Universe largely ignored it by having dozens of new Sith Lords pop up after old Sheev. But even ignoring that bringing back Palpatine still completely destroys Anakin's whole story. Cause even if you were to ignore the Prophecy aspect Vader killing Palpatine was clearly a key component towards his redemption arc. It's the equivalent of bringing Voldemort back after Deathly Hollows, despite over 7 books and 8 films of built up focusing on Harry being the one destined to destroy him. And yes I'm aware Dark Empire also brought back Palpatine but it's just as damaging to his redemption arc as the Rise of the Retcons is.
That’s three tens! And that’s terrible!
How they didnt map out all three at the beginning is baffling.
JJ might have but then Rian Johnson happened
@@Sp1n1985 Okay keep acting like he's solely to blame. You don't think these movies have massive oversight by Disney? Did you forget J.J. Abraham's was an executive producer of TLJ?
@@blurryperson2685 Rian Johnson isn't solely to blame. In all the press for TFA, leading up to it and then following it when JJ wasn't gonna be the director for TLJ, people stated multiple times that there was an 'outline' for the trilogy. Daisy Ridley said in her first press piece for TLJ that Johnson threw it in a trash can (not sure if she was being metaphorical). This actually isn't Johnson's fault, per se. Was it a dumb decision? Absolutely. Did his ending leave the trilogy with literally *nowhere* to go? Yes. But he was exercising his right as a creator/director/producer/writer to follow his vision through to the end. It's 100% Kathleen Kennedy's fault, because she is the one who gave him carte blanche to do whatever he wanted, saw it in pre-production, production, and post-production, saw the flaws in the script and the damage to continuity it would cause, and green lit it anyway. Then after the revolving door of directors that was starting to accumulate by then with Rogue One, Solo, and Rise, it's easier to see why Bob Iger inserted so many different fingers into this particular pie.
blurryperson You can clearly tell from this movie Abrams didn’t like a lot of what happened in Last Jedi, so yes Johnson deserves a lot of blame.
It Absolutely Is!
I love how nobody believed that Chewie was dead because everyone knew that the scene with him and Lando in the Falcon in the trailer hadn't happened yet.
HOW DID REY DID NOT SENSE A CAPTURED CHEWIE WASN'T IN THAT SHIP TAKING OFF...FINN TOLD HER CHEWIE WAS IN IT...YET SHE DID NOT SWITCH OFF HER LIGHTNING AND WHEN IT EXPLODED SHE SCREAMED CHEWIE!!. A FEW SCENES LATER SHE SENSE CHEWIE WAS ALIVE IN ANOTHER DESTROYER!?... 🐎💩💩💩TOO LATE NO REFUNDS...
Samson No Delilah *Rey not Leia
😂
I didn’t watch the trailer and I didn’t believe it either way because there were two ships when he got kidnapped
I didn't watch the trailers man, I did believe him to be dead and it was gut wrenching... But then I thought that given how everyone is so angry at Disney they wouldnt dare to do that hahaha
Did nobody at all think in the last scene,
Old woman; Who are you?
Rey; Dawson. Rose Dawson.
Kain VS Predator This parallel would have been even stronger if she'd called herself Rey Solo.
Was it the same woman who warned young Anakin that a storm was coming!? To get inside quick!
Im Rey
Rey Who?
Rey Myesterio!!!
619
If the movie ended with his entrance music hitting after that, it would have made it 100% better than the dogshit we got.
Spot on.
The line was,
“I am all the Sith” .... “and I am all the Jedi”
I know this, because I immediately thought, “and I am Iron Man”...
I am the Senate.
And I am done with this movie.
I did too
And I'm your mom
Bro litearally both lines have completely diffrent meaning
Dude I just wanted to Hayden Christensen as Anakin on screen one last time. I thought it was cool that he was in it somewhat tho
SilentBoy
Me too, doesn’t feel like a proper Skywalker end without it, especially with Palpatine back.
FuzzzWuzzz his voice in IX was Hayden
I just wanted to look at Hayden Christiansen tbh
Nope
Don't know why, the guy did a godawful job
First sentence of the Episode X title crawl:
"So anyway Luke had kids."
You know it’s true.
Idziemel1 Ben revived Rey with his hand on her stomach... not heart. He was jump-starting her uterus midichlorian-style. EpX gonna see single mom Rey “I don’t know how it happened?” Until force-ghost Ben wants the twins every second weekend.
@@devlinavocado6274 and that would be incest since Rey and Ben were both created by Palpatine lol
But it do who cares it would at least be a funny as story. 🤣🤣🤣
Nah future Kenobis will find the lightsabers on Tatooine. Skywalker saga over. Begin the Kenobi Saga!
"lol jk, those three were just a prank."
I thought Rise of Skywalker was just going to be about Ben Solo, because he is literally descended from Skywalkers.
And then they killed off Ben Solo, the last of the Skywalker bloodline which was a total buzzkill. What was the point of the movie's title "The Rise Of Skywalker" if you're not gonna include Anakin's force ghost instead of the memory of Han Solo and kill off Ben Solo at the same time?
Can't have the movie be about a man with kath kennedy around nuh huh
Its an insecure woke thing, same reason rey has zero character development, takes no damage and is overpowered. They should have just cut the bs and called it, Star Wars: Girl Power!
Rey and Kylo’s ending should’ve been switched.... Rey dying and Ben takes the Skywalker name... it would’ve made more sense and right imo
Hunter seriously, Kylo was the best part of this entire trilogy
Right!!!!!!!!!!!
Hunter that couldn’t have happened since Disney has a gigantic love boner for Rey so it had to be her who basically saved the entire galaxy, you know, cause she’s the BESTEST EVAH lmao
A woman fridged for a man? How dare you...?
I remember so many people shitting on Kylo Ren in the first movie because he wasn't Vader 2.0 but his character arc has been fascinating despite all 3 movies having a disoriented story.
Saddest part of it is, the story is back where it was when return of the jedi ended the characters are just different. The emperor is dead the empire is dead and one jedi is left. It just feels like this trilogy didnt need to happen if the results where going to be exactly the same.
Exactly, I didn't see no one talking about this before, but in the force awakes all the plot was the same lol, replace Darth Vader with Kylo Ren, replace death star with death planet, replace Luke with Rey, and we got the same exact same plot as the original movies, to the letter, only difference is the characters are different....
It’s Star Wars for a new generation. You can’t remake the wheel, you just style it a bit differently.
@@ntube7 Remake the wheel? So you're saying we needed Daenerys Targaryen, breaker of wheels.
@@ntube7
I agree with that, but even within Star Wars itself it never recycled material. The PT and ST are different stories, but still part of the same wheel.
This trilogy feels like someone but new paint on half of that wheel.
True, the Jedi should've ended for good this time
You’re not fooling anyone, there’s nothing in that cup.
Probably drank it before so he could do this review. Shoot I probably should’ve watch the movie wasted to have a better time
That feels like a metaphor for the sequel trilogy
YOU'RE BREAKING THE IMMERSION!
Funny
It's disappointment, have you not seen his review ?! :))
Like what you said about the prequels, I agree. They were so well planned out and knew what they wanted to say, just with some weird execution.
"Don't worry, there will be a book." is the worst line to hear when discussing Star Wars.
INFAMOUS_JEDI discussing any adaptation, really. Movies HAVE to stand on their own, even if they are based off books. You can’t have critical plot points be pawned off to books just bc you want more money and are too lazy to do all the work yourself. Every time some fanboy tells me to read ____ to get the full picture on something the film should have included I want to hurl.
Disagree. Many things known about Star Wars exist in books. It’s part of the canon
The Knights of Ren / Kylo Ren backstory novel dropped a couple of days ago.
rileyjoh19 nerd
@@rileyjoh19 In Legends. Every new movie from Force Awakens to Rogue One had a corresponding book to explain things that the movie should have. And that's a failing in my eyes, because if the movies can't explain a concept that they introduced, then they shouldn't have introduced it. Instead of relying on the books and comics to pick up their slack.
"I'm the spy!" really cracked me up in the theater (for the wrong reason)
We got a spy over here! Where the hell is Heavy and Medic when you need them. XD
So much of this movie was funny at times it was supposed to be taken seriously.
DOXONS HERE!!!
It's sad how predictable that twist is
I have TF2 flashbacks
"I am your father!" Nations in shock.
"I am your grandfather!" Whatever.
Yeah that just about sums it up.
This was TOTALLY my reaction 😂
I don't think that's a fair comparison.
Vader being Luke's father was a twist because, while it probably wasn't the first of it's kind, it was definitely the most popular at the time.
Star Wars was new.
Nobody knew what to expect.
Not to mention the fact that the Internet wasn't a thing back then, or if it was, it wasn't as connected to every day life as it is now.
It's pretty much the complete opposite now.
Star Wars is one of the biggest moneymakers ever.
Nearly everybody knows about Star Wars and what happened in Star Wars.
I grew up while the prequels were coming out.
I never watched them nor the originals.
Yet I could still tell you _everything_ that happened.
It's almost impossible to be surprised with movies anymore.
I didn't like the granddaughter twist because it was a needless retcon, not because it was predictable.
@@PersianSlashuur this dude gets it
@@PersianSlashuur It's not that it's predictable, or at least that's not how I understood OP's comment. It's that no one cares for the exact reason you mentioned; it's needless. No one is invested in these new characters or the lore like they were back with the original trilogy.
"Make some crap slap the name star wars on it and sell sell sell!"
- Micky Mouse
Disney is outside your house desperately cutting wires.
The Hitman squads dressed as Micky Mouse are on their way...
They don't want Jeremy to trend again.
@@madcourier6217 He's about to be assassinated by Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Goofy
@@BigMac0369 I would imagine Disney hired an outside hit squad consisting of Elmer Fudd and Daffy Dack..They want to get rid of this "wascially wabbit", but want to distance themselves from the hit..lol
Police: "The calls are coming from inside the house!"
Mickey: "Hiya Pal..."
I think this was JJ combining his visions of 8 and 9 into one movie.
It felt like a “second movie” in the trilogy despite being the third movie because of that reason and how JJ continued from force awakens and negated the last Jedi
yup he did
Absolutely... with the likely substitution of Palpatine for Snoke. My gut says that Snoke was supposed to be the BBG for this entire series, but The Last Jedi changed that up. This definitely felt like two movies mashed into one. Personally, I wish it was a good hour longer... or if they made it into a quadrilogy, so they didn't have to rush so much in the final movie. I actually give JJ a lot of credit for doing as well as he did in 2:21 to try to wrap things up and give a reasonable amount of fun fan service.
Funny, I thought this was JJ having explosive diarrhea on screen.
He did a awesome job with what a lemon Rian gave him. I like ROTS, but I hate Lucasfilm/Disney/Kathleen for allowing Rian to direct TLJ. They learnt their lesson as soon as they put JJ in charge instead of Colin soon after TLJ dropped.
Not using a condom was his undoing
He must’ve been drunk on dark side energy
@manifestation of Gudako's insanity in honor of vadey NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JSTMarton 91 him giving life ended his
Ironic
JSTMarton 91 she could’ve been conceived through the force much like anikin was
As a dark side user he should have known better.
...or this girl was an 11/10.
I laughed so hard when Rey pulled out the piece from the dagger and used it to locate the Sith magnet thing. I immediately thought of The Goonies!
the ultimate problem wit all of this idea is that was not an exact point where they should use it and look the DS from. A statue, a tree, a symbol, anything.
They just got lucky and stand on the perfect location on the whole planet.
"Don't be afraid of who you are."
*calls herself Rey Skywalker instead of Rey Palpatine*
I was cringing when she said that
Radiation Register especially after she kissed kylo/ben
Wade Wilson
She was embracing her new name. Y’all are still on the hate train for TLJ.
@@nicholasn.2883 "her new name" it's not hers to take.
@@Brayden2004 she's from Alabama
The only named First Order characters were Kyle Ren and Hux so it didn’t take long to figure out who the spy was lol. This movie was a total joke.
Actually there is General PRYDE too. You forgot him
@@jb57551 was his name even said in the movie? I only know his character name because the actor said it in an interview
@@flamingarrow2474 palpatine says it and pretty sure kylo says it too
At least we know that Palpatine isn't a virgin.
Of corse not, he used to bang Vader.
@@rafaelalodio5116 The dark side of sex is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
paco ramon it gives me hope
Luke Skywalker more likely was a virgin. We know that he never had children and he was alone on a island for years.
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"For me ends on Endor"
For me too
Endor was the end....and that's it.
That's why it's called "End"dor
For me not it ends with baby Grogu hanging out with Luke
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Palpatine should have played love maker with Rey and Ben. Let them have have a family then turn those kids to the dark side. Those would be some overpowered kids.
Bayden Carter if only he was smart and had an actual plan that made sense
Because inbreeding is a good thing... lol
Jeff Buffington what do you mean? Rey and Ben aren’t related.
@@JeffN4POD They aren't related..
Isn’t that what happened to Ben
Yeah totally agree with you on the whole “Rey Skywalker” thing. Leia and Luke constantly told her to not be ashamed of who she is and then she neglects her family name
I thought the skywalker thing was cringe as fuck, but if your second name was associated with the biggest dictator in history you wouldn't take that. Would be like rey Hitler. Should of just said rey, like seal or cher
Rey should have died when the emperor died. Have Ben live and be the balance of the force since he has had been on both sides of the force.
I think it would have been interesting if they had both died and stayed dead. They revealed Finn is force sensitive so he could have seen and interacted with Rey after she becomes a force ghost. Her, Luke, Leia, heck even Yoda and the others could all show up and teach him everything he needs to know to be a jedi and begin the new order. He could find the little boy on Canto Bight from the end of the last jedi to be the first of many padawans. Which would be a good note to end on along with acknowledging that not EVERYTHING in the last jedi needed to be forgotten.
@Adrijana Radosevic so... Darth Vader then... Who was redeemed.... after all he did.... at the end of The Return of the Jedi.... makes your argument moot
@@therandominfochannel6619 That's a bit dark for a Star Wars movie. I could see that plot point in a Game of Thrones or other HBO type story, but you need the good guy/girl to live for Star Wars. I was fine with Ben being the one to sacrifice himself to save Rey as a redemption moment. Mirrors Vader/Anakin's redemption without being too on the nose.
@@Matt-wc2mf that's not dark at all haha. It's a bit bittersweet, but nowhere near Game of Thrones. Star Wars has been darker before
What... Imagine the murderer of hundreds starting to become the hero. Would've been awful
This movie exceed my expectations
Of how terrible it was
Got 'em.
"Who are you?"
"I'm rey"
"Rey who?"
*smirks* "I'm rey star wars: the rise of skywalker"
This really has been a star wars episode 9: the rise of skywalker
Yes, I especially liked the end of the film where Rey turned and looked directly into the camera and said: "Now *that* was a great Star War".
LMFAOO underrated af
Instead of the old lady it should have been an officer from the Tatooine Immigration Bureau:
Officer: "What's your name?"
Rey: "I'm Rey."
Officer: "Rey who?"
Rey: "I don't have any people, I'm alone."
Officer: "Then I'll call you Rey.... Solo."
[Music errupts, Fade to black, Credits.]
The star wars: rise of skywalker is actually the friends we made along the way
I laughed so hard when palpatine said “do it”
Dewit
Nick Childs
kill him now
I shouldn’t
Dew it
*Yesterday* you said *tomorrow*
JUST...DO IT!
*Zen pose*
That line honestly won me over. I anticipated it from the beginning.
I was literally waiting in anticipation of that line for the whole scene.
Jeremy: "Matrix Revolutions was a better finish to a trilogy than Rise of Skywalker."
Damn. No deeper burn has ever happened and I say that as someone who likes Matrix Reloaded.
I liked Reloaded too. But that last film was a cluster.
Reloaded > Last Jedi
The canon has rules, just like Legends. This movie breaks them all.
This movie breaks canon from the prequels/originals/clone wars and rebels/mandolorian/the first 2 sequels/and even the canon in the movie itself.
This movie sucks...........
Palpatine's broadcast was actually announced on Fortnite. Seriously look it up. Abrams didn't know how to include it in the movie without it slowing the pace down, so it was released on Fortnite lol
Magicman205 What are you talking about??
LMFAO what a joke
@@Wade_Fucking_Wilson its a real thing. He's not making it up
Just some gamer link pls
That would have been a great ending for Last Jedi, Palpatine's transmission coming through...if only they'd planned the story out before starting!
The last bit of dialogue between Rey and Palpatine is basically ripped from Endgame.
Palpatine: I am all the Sith
Rey: And I am Iron Man.
(Although if Endgame ended like this, you'd have a redeemed Ebony Maw take the stones from Tony to resurrect him, then they kiss as Ebony Maw fades into dust).
Exactly, and when Poe is about to die, Lando calls him on the comm basically saying “on your left” and all the ships start flying in just like the portal scene.
Also Avatar Korra, god I hate that cartoon
@@bak9033 i didnt catch that but wow. I wonder who made that call.
@@bobsmore98 I'm just waiting for HISHE to have Rey say that, and probably also "I'm Batman"
18:14 ''Nah for me, it just ends on Endor'' (episode 6)
Yup. This trilogy kept justifying its own existence by invalidating everything that came before it so that it could do those same things all over again but in an incoherent manner.
I've never seen it more well explained than that, my friend - these 3 new films were utterly pointless, while removing some of the impact of the original 6. I hope time reveals that to people, after the initial hype of seeing some cool stuff on the screen dies down.
This film should have just been a conclusion to this trilogy instead of hastily trying to sell itself as the grand finale for a 9-film saga. While splitting it into two movies would have helped, even that arguably would not have been necessary.
11:08 I never liked that explanation for Palpatine's scarred face in Revenge of the Sith. Always thought it made for sense for the darkside to naturally suck the energy out of him over time to the point where he looked like that. They actually elude to this in the Shadows of the Empire novel.
Why is no one talking about the cgi young luke and leia training scene?
Literally the only scene I liked in this movie
Shreddah Disney promised not to cgi leia but did it anyway for one of ugliest ps2 video game scenes ever
jonathan bailey Nope, CGI Luke and Leia, looked like they shot it all the way back in 1983.
Probably because no one wants to talk about Disney making another "Strong Woman" knocking Luke on his ass even though he's the Master?
u gotta admit though, seeing the younger versions of mark Hamil and Carrie fisher was awesome. So much nostalgia
Yoda: "Death is a natural part of life."
Ben Solo: "Hold my beer."
ever heard of Darth Plagueis the wise?
@@zimzimzalabim It's a Sith LEGEND
@@sealionstudios8597 and you would think Jedis, know their enemies and lore. Kind of like Christians know about Jews.
"The Rise of Skywalker"
All the Skywalkers are dead.... and then someone steals their family name...
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, REY!
Nonono. If we count the awkward kiss as a weird marriage ceremony then she can have the last name legally... and also maybe make her a Disney princess too?
Nope when Ben dies he basically transferred all his life force into her implying that Ben lives within Rey now, basically making her almost fully Skywalker. Plus she basically gets adopted by Luke and Leia
@@cristanreyes6363
"Ben enters Rey"
That sounds gross...
陳潔明 that too they basically a couple now 😂
The fact the Luke got trained by arguably the 2 greatest Jedi ever obiwan and yoda and didn’t know how to force heal or block force lightning but Rey can and she gets trained by literally no body
They didn’t even tell him force lighting was a thing
They were just making stuff as they were filming. Leia being luke's sister was totally contrived. In the first movie, they were setting up a romance between like and Leia. But then in empire strikes back, they're brother and sister. So like was hitting on his sister the whole time in the first movie? Very awkward.
I wished Ben's ghost was standing next to Luke and Leia at the end.
I thought ALL the dead Jedi force ghosts were going to appear in the end. Like that Sith crowd, but of Jedi.
Yub nub
Same! I wish Ben, Anakin, Yoda, Luke, and Leia were all there! That would've been truly touching! Hell throw Kylo Ren/Ben Solo there and it could've worked even though I cringed hard with Ben and Rey! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It's what he deserves
@@watakashe6072 Fair Enough! Lmao after that Reylo Bulls### I was extremely angered! God it didn't help that Rey was completely into it too! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Ben Solo should have been standing with Leia and Luke at the end.
Yes!!! Anakin was at the end when he died, why not Ben?!? 😩😩😩
Right????? We didn't get enough of redeemed Ben Solo
Ben's life force is inside Rey now. Most likely thanks to the force diode thing
I agree, I also think she should've taken the name Solo. She even told him "I wanted to take your hand... Ben's hand". So to make the romance more concrete she should've seen Ben and said Solo.
@Adrijana Radosevic Oh shut the fuck up, Anakin killed younglings, possibly caused Padme's death, hunted jedi across the galaxy as Darth Vader and still got redeemed in Return of the Jedi so wtf is your point.
"I'm Rey"
"Rey Who?"
"Rey Star Wars"
*Audience Cheers*
"Rey Star..."
*looks at camera*
"Trek!"
“I’m Rey.”
“Rey Who?”
“Rey Sue.”
"I'm Rey"
"Who are your people, Rey?"
"Skywalker"
"No I don't like that, your Rey Solo now."
The most astonishing thing about the Disney sequels is that I now LOVE the prequels...... Thats holy horribly planned these movies are. God i hope they somehow correct the timeline cause the lore is fucking dead after these movies.
*The character I feel bad most for is gotta be Finn. They did everything they could to make Finn look like a joke throughout the entire trilogy. In the first movie, he got knocked on his butt or manhandled by almost every character in the film. He was used as the comic relief and pretty much had no real sense of direction other than running away and chasing behind "Reeeeey"! They pulled a bait and switch with the first movie by having him holding a lightsaber and looking like he was going to be the main character to instead having him the goofball of the entire trilogy.* 😥
Exactly i thought Finn was going to be trained as a jedi just like rey since he is also force sensitive.
No no no, hating on Finn's character arc is be racist. Totally.
The fact that they didn't effectively use the black character for anything but comedic relief and *you're* pointing it out makes *you* racist! Disney is all the Jedi! 😷
I guess that is what happens when franchise makes a racial quota hire with no real purpose or characterization.
Luke Ulibarri so much for diversity right? And Disney gave TLJ haters shit by saying haters were bigoted
everything is awesome ya, it was definitely a wasted opportunity not to take advantage of John Boyega’s acting chops.
"Should we tell people that he's back?"
"nah, make a map knife and Bury it."
I’m naming my band “Map Knife”.
@@ElfHostage oh fuck yes lol
"Nah, let's pull a Goonies."
One of the many funny things about the map knife is that it just points to the room next to the bloody throne room, not some secret hidden part of the death star!
@@russelsheartinacage And C-3PO said that it was at the Throne Room. So there was no need for a goonies moment. It would have made more sense if the Knife was actually a key made to unlock the vault door.
stuff just kinda happening is the best synopsis for this movie
The force was literally plot device. Ummm our protagonist is in peril what should we do?
STOP ASKING GOD DAMN IT WE HAVE THE FORCE MAKE IT DO SOMETHING
So.....Star Wars?
The knights of Ren look like a death metal boy band in their music videos. Do you think they talk between missions or do they just sit quietly in the ship as they go around being useless?
lando chilling on a planet for 30 years x'D
And somehow he's a general still. Like I get that he was with the rebels but what has he done for 30 years on a planet not helping anyone to be a general in this new resistance
Weird, because that conflicts with the Han Solo and Lando book that came out not too long ago. Lando wasn't on that planet, he was having another adventure with Han...
Chilling on a planet and banging robots..lol
I was really hoping for the Emporer to shout "UN-LIMI-TED POWER" when he was lighting up the rebel fleet. Missed opportunity
He does say do it though
Would be the best twist if Rey said it. And more accurate 😂
i’m sure he said “do it” just for the memes
bro i read a leak before the movie that claimed he said "execute order 67" before doing it and laughed until i cried. a shame, we could have used another unintentionally hilarious, cringey callback.
Dewit*
Oh no he’s wearing the robe. This is gonna be rough.
Bathrobe Jeremy is the evil and chaotic Jeremy. 😂
@@everythingisawesome2903 I thought that was the Tales From the Comment Section Jeremy.
Remember guys, if Palpatine could DO IT with someone looking like a raisin, then you can as well
the force awakens: "Thats not how the force works!!!"
rise of skywalker: ThE fOrCe
Okay now, what was the unanswered secret brought forth by Finn? Wtf was he going to tell Rey?
That he has the force
Lol he was going to tell her he loves her.
He thought he was going to die but he obviously didn't want to say in front of Poe because there was some weird beef going on between them and/or the situation was already too tense to deal with Finn's comment.
That's what I understood.
@@vaalejo1sarchive494 Total Seinfeld finale moment
I’m pretty sure he knew reys past which is why he wanted to tell Poe separately to avoid him freaking out.
He was force sensitive
So Palpatine rules and Skywalker sucks. It took a Palpatine to beat Palpatine.
Yes
Yep, Palpatine electrocuted himself to death gladly knowing he still won in the end
Yes, but Ben solo, not Skywalker after the fact died for Mary Sue.
Yes, that's what I took from this. The Skywalker's were failures and a Palpatine will reign supreme.
Rey is pregnant and she has the life force of Ben in her, she will build a new order not sith not Jedi but Skywalker grey Jedi balanced, the twins will learn the new order
She is a Skywalker in many different levels
I thought i would never say this about a star wars movie. This movie was boring as hell. I felt no pressure or anything is at stake. This was a slap to all star wars fans. How could they mess it up.
So what did Finn want to tell Rey guys? Oh yeah guess that doesn't matter.
Does he love her? Is he force sensitive? Probably the second
JustNobody yes to being Force sensitive . Given how the story was going
So now we've got all these people who are force sensitive but no Jedi? Where's that going?
That he’s gay for Poe.
@@thespectaculargamernerd8114 It's odd that Finn was attracted to Rey in Force Awakens but that is ignored in later movies. What was the point?
There are like 6 fake character death scenes in this movie.
The whole movie is about a fake character death
Divadad wdym ? The murder of this franchise seems pretty damn real to me
Daniel Z-V and the mandalorian is bravely trying to pick up the pieces.
rDuupar kylo by himself had like 3 fake death scenes
@rDuupar
1. chewie on pasaana (accidentally blown up by rey in a moment where she gave in to the dark side - gotcha, he's fine)
2. c3po on kijimi (memory wipe that jj didn't know whether to make tonally sad or funny, but it doesn't matter because - gotcha, he's fine)
3. ben on kef bir/death star ruins (stabbed by rey in a moment where she gave in to the dark side, but rey knows how to force heal so - gotcha, he's fine)
4. ben again on exegol (yeeted into the pit never to be seen again - gotcha, he's fine...for another 30 seconds)
5. rey on exegol (sacrificed herself to defeat palpatine and save the galaxy, but ben knows how to force heal too so - gotcha, she's fine)
too many fake-outs, not enough time to sit with "oh my god, these characters are dead" for the moments to be impactful, not enough believability in the convoluted ways they came back, and in the case of ben's multiple fake-outs it's especially ridiculous considering he dies for real the third time.
Dude the fact the opening crawl begins with “the palpatine is back!” Narrative sickened me, that alone, idk y
ik what you mean, its so anticlimactic and lazy, and so un-palpatine like. the dude literally spent years in the shadows infiltrating the republic to take it over, and even waged war on HIMSELF to get that to happen, then he just decides to announce "lol im back"
Mikal bien-aime Keep in mind he did that in legends to. Multiple times in fact.
@@ph89787 Also keep in mind that anything from the EU is no longer canon with these movies.
Frisbee and yet they are still being re-canonised one way or another.
@@ph89787 Keep in mind Lucasfilm decanonized the EU because it was too convoluted and wanted creative freedom, yet with all their creative freedom chose to adopt one of the most criticized, convoluted plot-lines in the EU.
Almost 3 years later, disney still hasn't learned.
What are you referring to ?
@@Bambo_waffle Pretty much everything that they try and put out, with the STAR WARS name/brand. Simple fact is, they don't understand STAR WARS and only want to use the franchise as a woke/feminist/SJW propaganda tool. That's all STAR WARS is, under Disney.
I agree, KK on top of hurting the Star Wars brand, also has a Willow show and Indy movie that bombed.
Almost 4 years and I still have not rewatched this movie or last Jedi. Nor will I ever. One time is enough for me
@@Yuh_mamaI haven seen this movie even once. I used to be a huge Star Wars fan, but I didn't want to give them my money, not after the reviews made it clear THERE NEVER WAS A STORY THERE. I mean.. you're making a trilogy, but you don't bother to come up with any overarching story?? I didn't even think it was possible to be that stupid _and_ disrespectful. What a sad waste of potential.
Palpatine: "Kill me and I will transfer into your body and rule the galaxy!" -- But then Rey kills him and it doesn't happen?
Sweet Lil Devil, he always wanted someone to strike him down. She killed him with his own energy, not with a strike of her own saber. Not great, but it checks out. I a, almost certain that is their reasoning.
Right?!!
@@toribarron5700 Ok it checks out i guess, but wouldnt it make more sense if he never told her that and just pissed her of untill she strikes him done...
rosypink1206 yes, it could have been handled much better than it was. While I think there was a loophole allowing him to be killed by Rey, it was weak and unclear.
Unpopular opinion: the Sith have never made sense.
Palpatine: I am all the sith
Ray: and I.....am....iron m- All the Jedi
Exxcelled Darkness I exhaled through my nose
When Rey “Died” a kid near me in the theatre (8-10 yrs old) said out loud “Finally”
Ironic...
bahaha i d giv him a 20
Diego Lavera LoL dead
Classic
I'd pat him in the Back... you're good kid...
The issue with this trilogy is that it's got good moments, but cohesively it's a mess. There are parts I absolutely love, but there are also a ton more moments I hate.
This trilogy was just f**king sad.
My thoughts exactly
Big agree man. I honestly like most the characters (yes even Rey), and there are some genuinely great moments (yes even in ROS), but ROS took the cheapest and least interesting avenues possible for a conclusion. It would've been better to continue with what TLJ went with. At the very least resurrect Snoke instead of Palpatine!!
Biggest failure in movie history.
Me: The Leaks?
Han Solo: It's true. All of it.
Grey, Son of Krieg that’s what I most curious about, the leaks were spot on, how the hell that happened.
I remember reading the leaks on Reddit and thinking “this person is just making this shit up”. I can’t believe it was all true lmao
Whats the point of "cheating death" if Jedi can show up and talk, hold objects, use the force, and teleport wherever they want in the physical world?
Death is literally not even a negative in these movies.
I mean that stuff was never the point, the point was interesting characters with some drama going on, like in the OT
Jedi don't try to cheat death, they accept becoming one with the Force and with training can learn to retain their identity after death. Sith can't accept death and therefore can't become one with the Force, so are always trying to hang on to their physical life.
Like dragon Ball z lmao except it's bad and not a cool
@@ArthurKnight1899 bruh, all you need is 7 lightsabers to bring back luke
Rey is literally the equivalent of 9 year old me inserting myself into Dragon ball z as the ultimate legendary super saiyan 11
Too accurate 😂 Rey literally is what happens in GTA when you unlock all the hacks or turning on God Mode in Skyrim. It's basically a complete lopsided in her favor so where is the struggle.
You guys are so right. I'm reminded of when I play Remedy's Control on PC, I enable the Cheat Engine for unlimited health and infinite ammo.
Except not since she’s just very talented and has a strong connection to the force
Mr. Stuff Doer is palp being her grandfather not enough for these nerds?
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 mary sue
And how about Lando Calrissian finding his love child after the rebel vicory, got me cracking up 🤣 i guess well find out in the books!