Star Wars: The The Rise of Skywalker - SPOILER Talk
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- Опубликовано: 20 июн 2024
- Star Wars Episode IX has hit theaters, so let's talk about the spoilers that I couldn't talk about before. Here's my SPOILER TALK for STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER!
#StarWars #RiseOfSkywalker 
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Me At the *Start* of This Trilogy: "What is the First Order?"
Me At the *End* of This Trilogy: "What is the First Order?"
Forget it. We've got the Remnant in the Mandalorian. Led by Werner Herzog and Giancarlo Esposito. Automatically more threatening than the Final Order.
A Kmart knock-off version of the Galactic Empire.
More like "What was the first order?"
Well think about this. What ABOUT the first order? I mean, at the end of this movie they defeat Palpatines "Final Order", but isn't the First Order still out there, ruling the galaxy?
First rule of the First Order is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE FIRST ORDER!
Old woman: Who are you?
Rey: Stares mysteriously into the distance while beginning to laugh sinisterly
“Rey palpatine” while she electrocutes the woman to death and her eyes glow yellow whilst it cuts to black
that's better...
That be freaking awesome
Noir That’d be awful!
or 'none of your business' 😂😂
That should have happened since Rey is the one who killed Palpatine and as a result, Palpatine's soul is able to merge with Rey.
Rey: Lives on a desert planet all her life
Also Rey: Sails a boat in impossible conditions
AndrewBanishers MARY SUEEEEE
@AndrewBanishers yup.
Nevermind the fact that she can fucken SWIM!
@d I still wonder how the hell she could pilot the Millenium Falcon like that despite never piloting a ship in her life...
the force gave her ability to sail a boat in impossible conditions? idk im just trying to explain the lore
“Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the Skywalker name.
The fact that Palpatine is alive means that Anakin's sacrifice was wasted. Nice job, Disney.
Exactly, his sacrifice was pointless
@@AlexandraM689 Same goes for Luke, Han, Leia and Ackbar.
Wasted? He saved his son.
Austin Baumgartner who was also wasted, figuratively and literally
@@AiringAustin Yea but literally the whole point of the story is Anakin bringing balance to the force, and killing the emperor was doing that
She should have said "Rey Solo". Because you know...shes alone.
1xoACEox1 I deadass was expecting her to say that. The dialogue was dumb enough it wouldn’t have been surprising
1xoACEox1 and she always said that solo was like a father to her
Micah Hill lol like 30-60 minutes into TFA
Gaming on Wheelz this Star Wars series is just messed up
Ah keeping the incest theme alive
Finn: “Rey there’s something I’ve never told you”
*still a mystery as to what it is*
He looooooooves her. Or rose? Well that’s pointless then
He has AIDS
He flies now
JingleFett he flies now?!?
@@madeusedward0049 HE FLIES NOW
“For me it ends on Endor”
Same. 100% the Disney trilogy is not in my canon.
Same
@Mark Sabian but without the prequels , we wouldn't have gotten star wars the clone wars which is star wars at its best
Mark Sabian that is incredibly stubborn and narrow minded....but ok
@Mark Sabian your so narrow minded , have you even watched the clone wars , it has some of the best star wars out there , it's as close as legends novel and comics , dark at most times . It has slavery , torture , war crimes If you see any RUclipsr talk about clone wars , it is star wars at it's best and always will be at this current time . Unless your too stupid to actually understand that animation doesn't mean kids , bitch life action vfx uses animation . Without animation there wouldn't be vfx .
@Eat My Arsehole You cannot watch the Clone Wars and think it's a "kiddie cartoon", it's simply impossible
You’re not fooling anyone, there’s nothing in that cup.
Probably drank it before so he could do this review. Shoot I probably should’ve watch the movie wasted to have a better time
That feels like a metaphor for the sequel trilogy
YOU'RE BREAKING THE IMMERSION!
Funny
It's disappointment, have you not seen his review ?! :))
"Don't be afraid of who you are."
*calls herself Rey Skywalker instead of Rey Palpatine*
I was cringing when she said that
Radiation Register especially after she kissed kylo/ben
Wade Wilson
She was embracing her new name. Y’all are still on the hate train for TLJ.
@@nicholasn.2883 "her new name" it's not hers to take.
@@Brayden2004 she's from Alabama
“Bring back the balance Rey as I did”
Rey massacres 30 kids
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Considering Palpatine has still been alive for the last 30 so years, what ''balance'' exactly did Anakin bring?
@@death-king1834 That’s what happens when the writers don’t understand the canon of the story.
If you look at the first drafts of George Lucas episode 7 it shows how he didn’t want to mess up the prophesy of the chosen one but of course the scrapped all that and made their own shit without researching and planning ahead of time.
@@nico_r_m_1428 Actually George was seemingly gonna dismiss his own Prophecy as he wanted Darth Maul and Darth Talon to be the villains in his original treatments. Personally I've never really liked the whole Prophecy/Chosen One crap George tacked on to Vader. Especially when the old Expanded Universe largely ignored it by having dozens of new Sith Lords pop up after old Sheev. But even ignoring that bringing back Palpatine still completely destroys Anakin's whole story. Cause even if you were to ignore the Prophecy aspect Vader killing Palpatine was clearly a key component towards his redemption arc. It's the equivalent of bringing Voldemort back after Deathly Hollows, despite over 7 books and 8 films of built up focusing on Harry being the one destined to destroy him. And yes I'm aware Dark Empire also brought back Palpatine but it's just as damaging to his redemption arc as the Rise of the Retcons is.
That’s three tens! And that’s terrible!
When people don’t have a plan and say “Let’s play it by ear.”
To me, that sums up this trilogy.
*Kisses Kylo*
Calls herself Skywalker
“What aRe yOu DoInG Step Bro?!”
Oh God, please no more incestuous undertones in Star Wars, we've had enough already.
😂
You’re the best step brother I could have ever asked for!
First Last I can hear that
9 months later Rey has a child
Palpatines wife: Where you going honey?
Palpatine: I'm running down to the corner to get a pack of Snokes.
Good joke
See I don't get this about Rey's parents, specifically her father. I mean he should be a powerful Force User since he is Palpatine's son..
The movie explains that they went into hiding for that exact reason. But again, reys force ability didn’t manifest until it was explicit that it existed she sought it out.
Jason86906 lmao
@@Deuteromis Perhaps he was genetically designed by Palpatine to only be a carrier of the force gene.
I thought Rise of Skywalker was just going to be about Ben Solo, because he is literally descended from Skywalkers.
And then they killed off Ben Solo, the last of the Skywalker bloodline which was a total buzzkill. What was the point of the movie's title "The Rise Of Skywalker" if you're not gonna include Anakin's force ghost instead of the memory of Han Solo and kill off Ben Solo at the same time?
Can't have the movie be about a man with kath kennedy around nuh huh
Its an insecure woke thing, same reason rey has zero character development, takes no damage and is overpowered. They should have just cut the bs and called it, Star Wars: Girl Power!
Im Rey
Rey Who?
Rey Myesterio!!!
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If the movie ended with his entrance music hitting after that, it would have made it 100% better than the dogshit we got.
Every Star Wars trilogy can be summarized with a single line.
Prequels: Calm down, Anakin
OT: I am a Jedi, like my father before me
Sequels: That's not how the Force works
Facts... lmao @ calm down, Anakin.
Oh thats a good one lol
Nailed it.
I'm using this for my Facebook, it is just too good.
I was gonna say, “you underestimate my power.” Or “LIAR!!!”
“I’m the spy” caused the guy on the immediate left of me to leave the theatre.
Lol
That's pretty dumb because that moment makes sense and is funny af
@@FrankieIpp It doesn't make even the slightest sense. Hux was a super high ranking, ride or die, Empire dude. "I don't like Kylo so I'm gonna betray everything I stand for."
@@christianschoff2490 that makes perfect sense. He's hated kylo for as long as we have seen the two together, so him wanting Kylo dead makes perfect sense, especially under the pretense of arrogance where he thinks the rebels will never win, but they could at least kill Kylo and get rid of us most annoying boss basically. Makes perfect sense.
@@FrankieIpp Doesn't matter if it made sense, it was a stupid moment. Poe saying "I knew it!" was even worse. I thought they learned from TLJ that we don't want any garbage comedy in this trilogy.
You forgot to mention that Palpatine's star destroyer fleet was also somehow fully manned.
Where did that manpower come from? Were they magically summoned? Raised there? Is there an entire civilization on that planet solely dedicated to operating star destroyers?
What was the point of Starkiller base when they had hundreds of planet destroying, mobile ships?
I like to believe it’s a bunch of Palpatines who are all running around gunning down a bunch of rebels
IKR! NO ONE CONSIDERS THE LOGISTICS OF THESE THINGS!!!
I think what made the OG empire so threatening was that they HAD the ENTIRE EMPIRE to build, man, guard, and fight EVERYWHERE!
Screw the magical people to man these ships. What’s more important is that they didn’t know which way was up without a beacon to tell them so, so they couldn’t leave the planet.
"For me ends on Endor"
For me too
Endor was the end....and that's it.
That's why it's called "End"dor
For me not it ends with baby Grogu hanging out with Luke
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This trilogy was like reading one of those choose your own adventure books but picking the dumbest option every time.
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The prequels & Anakin's story demolishes the sequel MaRey-Sue wahmen feminist lgbtq bullshit trilogy.
Goosebumps had some good ones that were like that lol.....too bad that isn't the case with Disney star wars xD
I mean I don't agree but that's hilarious
This is like picking all the bad decisions in mass effect 2 resulting in everyone dying so you have to start a new game and can't transfer over to mass effect 3.
They should’ve let rey die and let kylo live, that wouldve made more sense as “the rise of skywalker”
They should have had Rey take Palpatine’s power and made Kylo beat her. This movie made the actual Skywalkers look useless.
But in the end, Ben sacrificed himself to bring Rey/the last Jedi back to life, ultimately redeeming the legacy of the Skywalker name. So in that sense, I believe the Skywalker name did rise.
AnimeAnima 94 After he got force pushed off a cliff while Rey just held up her lightsaber and beat palpatine
Shinra Tensei But a Rey, having Palpatine blood, became a Skywalker spiritually
AnimeAnima 94 The best part was Leia, waiting for Kylo to dissapear, and then she dissapeared too, becoming one with the force
Like what you said about the prequels, I agree. They were so well planned out and knew what they wanted to say, just with some weird execution.
I laughed so hard when Rey pulled out the piece from the dagger and used it to locate the Sith magnet thing. I immediately thought of The Goonies!
the ultimate problem wit all of this idea is that was not an exact point where they should use it and look the DS from. A statue, a tree, a symbol, anything.
They just got lucky and stand on the perfect location on the whole planet.
"I am your father!" Nations in shock.
"I am your grandfather!" Whatever.
Yeah that just about sums it up.
This was TOTALLY my reaction 😂
I don't think that's a fair comparison.
Vader being Luke's father was a twist because, while it probably wasn't the first of it's kind, it was definitely the most popular at the time.
Star Wars was new.
Nobody knew what to expect.
Not to mention the fact that the Internet wasn't a thing back then, or if it was, it wasn't as connected to every day life as it is now.
It's pretty much the complete opposite now.
Star Wars is one of the biggest moneymakers ever.
Nearly everybody knows about Star Wars and what happened in Star Wars.
I grew up while the prequels were coming out.
I never watched them nor the originals.
Yet I could still tell you _everything_ that happened.
It's almost impossible to be surprised with movies anymore.
I didn't like the granddaughter twist because it was a needless retcon, not because it was predictable.
@@PersianSlashuur this dude gets it
@@PersianSlashuur It's not that it's predictable, or at least that's not how I understood OP's comment. It's that no one cares for the exact reason you mentioned; it's needless. No one is invested in these new characters or the lore like they were back with the original trilogy.
She definitely should have said Rey Palpatine
Leia told her to not be afraid of who she was
I guess she didn't learn the lesson
Fr Tho
Exactly
She should have said "Rey, just Rey" because she isn`t neither obviously
She didnt say Palpatine because that's not who she is. She was always a force of light even from her parents. Also it's hinted she's not the only Palpatine.
Darduel true but if she said palpatine not only would it acknowledge the lesson from Leia it would also spit on everything Sheev Palpatine ever accomplished ultimately destroying his legacy.
"Make some crap slap the name star wars on it and sell sell sell!"
- Micky Mouse
Almost 3 years later, disney still hasn't learned.
What are you referring to ?
@@Bambo_waffle Pretty much everything that they try and put out, with the STAR WARS name/brand. Simple fact is, they don't understand STAR WARS and only want to use the franchise as a woke/feminist/SJW propaganda tool. That's all STAR WARS is, under Disney.
I agree, KK on top of hurting the Star Wars brand, also has a Willow show and Indy movie that bombed.
Almost 4 years and I still have not rewatched this movie or last Jedi. Nor will I ever. One time is enough for me
@@Yuh_mamaI haven seen this movie even once. I used to be a huge Star Wars fan, but I didn't want to give them my money, not after the reviews made it clear THERE NEVER WAS A STORY THERE. I mean.. you're making a trilogy, but you don't bother to come up with any overarching story?? I didn't even think it was possible to be that stupid _and_ disrespectful. What a sad waste of potential.
They robbed Anakin of his heroic kill of the emperor
Yeah that is unforgiveable.
"eh frick snoke died, ehh throw the emperor there, and kill him in 1 movie with the power of rey"
No it didn't. There was decades of peace
EXACTLY. HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE. It was already bullshit on how easily Rey beat Palpatine but they could've at least let Anakin do it.
@@fabianvegas5457 oh come on. That was such a monumental moment in Star Wars. It is unforgivable to have the emperor come back. It was a defining moment of the saga for Anakin and his redemption arc. Jj abrams just doesn't care about the saga. Hope his paycheck was worth it.
TBH was hoping when all the force ghost was talking to Rey, that jar jar would also just randomly join in saying " wessa believe in u Rey"
johnjewlol LMAO
Thats probably the best thing I have ever heard
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jar-jar was on grandpa palpy side telling him "kill Rey... STRIKE HER DOWN"
Jar Jar is JJ
This movie exceed my expectations
Of how terrible it was
Got 'em.
Leia: "Rey, never be afraid of who you are"
Rey: "I'm Rey Skywalker"
Leia to Rey: "Don't be afraid of who you are"
Rey: "I'm Rey Skywalker"
End of film. SMH
Not so hard to understand. Her identity is more aligned with the way of the skywalkers. You care too much about bloodlines
@@gaiusx287 the comment is addressing the fact that Rey could've said Palpatine. Because that's literally who she is. Then she literally fed into the fear and said the most opposite thing.
@@s3ts
No Because who she chose to be was more important than who she was born as. She chose to be closer to the Skywalkers
s3ts that is not “who she is”. Her values and conduct align with the skywalkers and she is their legacy, so her decision to take ok their name was made out of respect, not fear
Except who she is was made by the skywalkers, so she’s really more of them rather than Palpetine. It’s like saying an adopted child isn’t really apart of the family that adopted them
Remember guys, if Palpatine could DO IT with someone looking like a raisin, then you can as well
The canon has rules, just like Legends. This movie breaks them all.
This movie breaks canon from the prequels/originals/clone wars and rebels/mandolorian/the first 2 sequels/and even the canon in the movie itself.
This movie sucks...........
Makes out with kylo. Declares herself his sister
Ah.. some weird porn story we got here.
That bad a kiss, huh?
That may have been the Jedi version of jumping the broom. "We's married now! Ahs a Skywalker sho' nuff!!"
What is it with Skywalkers and kissing their sisters
Makes it hotter
Rey and Kylo’s ending should’ve been switched.... Rey dying and Ben takes the Skywalker name... it would’ve made more sense and right imo
Hunter seriously, Kylo was the best part of this entire trilogy
Right!!!!!!!!!!!
Hunter that couldn’t have happened since Disney has a gigantic love boner for Rey so it had to be her who basically saved the entire galaxy, you know, cause she’s the BESTEST EVAH lmao
A woman fridged for a man? How dare you...?
I remember so many people shitting on Kylo Ren in the first movie because he wasn't Vader 2.0 but his character arc has been fascinating despite all 3 movies having a disoriented story.
Star Wars ends on Endor.
“That’s goddamn right!” -Red
No, there is another..
No, there is another..
The fact the Luke got trained by arguably the 2 greatest Jedi ever obiwan and yoda and didn’t know how to force heal or block force lightning but Rey can and she gets trained by literally no body
They didn’t even tell him force lighting was a thing
They were just making stuff as they were filming. Leia being luke's sister was totally contrived. In the first movie, they were setting up a romance between like and Leia. But then in empire strikes back, they're brother and sister. So like was hitting on his sister the whole time in the first movie? Very awkward.
You saying Rey never took damage, but you are forgetting one mayor enemy she had. The training droid who defeated her. Even she said it, never underestimate a droid. That training droid was the strongest character on all Star Wars history.
haahaha true that
That was only minor damage so I don't think it counts
Yeah... how does that even count? Why she didn’t have that kind of training in the first two trilogies
Anakin - Loses 1/2 his arm to Dooku
Luke - Loses a hand to Vader
Rey - Gets zapped by a droid a couple of times
Damn Disney.
She was injured during the battle in the throne room.
You know, if you think about it, the whole saga, all nine movies were about Palpatine. He won. He destroyed the Skywalker bloodline while his bloodline lives on.
That exactly what I was discussing to my friends... All in all it was always about Palpantine...
Family is about more than blood
@@tyr-si7wz yeah what if rey has a son and he discover he is palpatine re encarnatiom
+Jonathan Mora -...then a new trilogy will take place! (courtesy of Disney)
Scott Carroll There’s a theory already that Rey is pregnant with Kylos kid. Which would explain why she calls herself a Skywalker. When he gives her his life force he specifically places her hand on her stomach. Just a theory tho. A FILM TH... Nvm lol.
I thought i would never say this about a star wars movie. This movie was boring as hell. I felt no pressure or anything is at stake. This was a slap to all star wars fans. How could they mess it up.
The Rey and Kylo kiss was more awkward than Empire’s incest.
First of all that's not canon, if you're implying that sort of logic from the Vader comic that you just read I don't think you understand that it's not confirmed to be true so it's not...
@Ahsoka Skywalker, screw Rey that's what I'm saying the whills is the one created anakin not palpatine, although palpatine did have a hand in I'm bringing forth the birth of Anakin Skywalker...
Point is rey and ben solo are not related to each other, cuz if that was the case that'd be way more crazier than rey being palpatine's granddaughter
besides why are we even arguing in the first place I don't have a problem with anything I'm just trying to clarify things to help with avoiding any misconceptions.
If my words are misworded or not properly explained I'm sure someone will correct me if I am off...
@Ahsoka Skywalker, screw Reyif it makes you feel that bad, I'm sorry my mistake...
My favourite star wars character is Unnamed Lesbian Rebel no.2
Fedarik mine is unnamed lesbian rebel no. 1
This is my favorite comment in all the video reviews.
The prequels & Anakin's story demolishes the sequel MaRey-Sue wahmen feminist lgbtq bullshit trilogy.
Dave Antics same, and there’s been some good ones
And gonna get erase in china and middle east the final version of movie
Palpatine not a virgin is the biggest revelation from this movie
oOp-
Apparently he Force chokeed a bitch and got her pregnant
Kathleen Kennedy seduced Palpatine. Everything makes sense now.
SKYNET #2025 dude I read this comment at the gym and laughed so hard 😂
Honestly thought Palpatine was smarter than that. Dude was supposed to have those Force Condoms.
Me before seeing this movie: Well no matter how bad this movie is probably gonna be, at least it won't just have another Death Star that needs to be destroyed.
Rise Of Skywalker: Ok, we're not gonna have another death star this time....
We're gonna have literally, HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of mini death stars that need to be destroyed.
And how about Lando Calrissian finding his love child after the rebel vicory, got me cracking up 🤣 i guess well find out in the books!
I’m mad that poor anakin became a sith and killed almost all Jedi just for him to learn the power to bring people back to life. This power is so hard to obtain that in 20 years he didn’t fully learn it, but then there is Kylo and Rey which learned this power in like a week.
ItsEndy Yes, exactly. It's like they haven't disrepected the original movies and the character arc and redemption of Anakin/Vader enough by bringing the Emperor back, they dared make the whole reason for Anakin turning to the dark side pointless. He did all that, became the most evil villian in the galaxy next to the Emperor all for nothing but kylo and rey both master that power and neither of them were even on the darkside when they used it!! So if you think about it, Anakin should have just killed the emperor and keep being a Jedi anyway. Not only the original trilogy is pointless, now even the prequel trilogy is pointless with this movie.
This is different though because he may be bringing people back to life he must give his own life to do it and I would think that someone as powerful as Darth Plagueius would have to do that
No. Because what that was force healing rather than full on ressurection
That's insane. I had no plans on seeing this movie but now I kind of want to see the audacity first hand. I don't know....that's a lot of torture. Quick, someone else tell me more of this delightful failure!
Fraser Souris I'm talking about the bit when Rey full on died and Ben resurrected her and died because of it
"The Rise of Skywalker"
All the Skywalkers are dead.... and then someone steals their family name...
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, REY!
Nonono. If we count the awkward kiss as a weird marriage ceremony then she can have the last name legally... and also maybe make her a Disney princess too?
Nope when Ben dies he basically transferred all his life force into her implying that Ben lives within Rey now, basically making her almost fully Skywalker. Plus she basically gets adopted by Luke and Leia
@@cristanreyes6363
"Ben enters Rey"
That sounds gross...
陳潔明 that too they basically a couple now 😂
11:08 I never liked that explanation for Palpatine's scarred face in Revenge of the Sith. Always thought it made for sense for the darkside to naturally suck the energy out of him over time to the point where he looked like that. They actually elude to this in the Shadows of the Empire novel.
Chewie dying was like when my mom pulled a prank on me on april 1st and then called "april fools!" before I even comprehended what was going on
After this whole trilogy I honestly feel like Kylo should’ve just been the main character, of this was truely a “Skywalker saga” shouldn’t we focus more on the Skywalker?
Big Boy yeah he had a better character arc to follow than Rey
I highly agree. However, the countries feminist movement begs to differ.
I honestly think Finn should've been the focus of the movies him becoming a Jedi rather than Rey it would've worked very well I think!
exactly focus on ben and finn
This trilogy was about Kyle ren. He is the last skywalker. When he died she kept the name so the skywalker has risen
So what did Finn want to tell Rey guys? Oh yeah guess that doesn't matter.
Does he love her? Is he force sensitive? Probably the second
JustNobody yes to being Force sensitive . Given how the story was going
So now we've got all these people who are force sensitive but no Jedi? Where's that going?
That he’s gay for Poe.
@@thespectaculargamernerd8114 It's odd that Finn was attracted to Rey in Force Awakens but that is ignored in later movies. What was the point?
The issue with this trilogy is that it's got good moments, but cohesively it's a mess. There are parts I absolutely love, but there are also a ton more moments I hate.
This trilogy was just f**king sad.
My thoughts exactly
Big agree man. I honestly like most the characters (yes even Rey), and there are some genuinely great moments (yes even in ROS), but ROS took the cheapest and least interesting avenues possible for a conclusion. It would've been better to continue with what TLJ went with. At the very least resurrect Snoke instead of Palpatine!!
Biggest failure in movie history.
-"Who are you?"
-"Rey"
-"Rey who?"
-" Rey Sheev's granddaughter".
“Sheev? As in Sheev Palpatine? I haven’t heard from him in years! You know, I used to know him quite well... Used to call him Creamy Sheev!”
“... Grandma?”
Anakin : doesn’t like sand
Rey:buries his lightsaber in sand
That poor man just could not catch a break, not even in death
mismatched sock that would of made it way better
Pretty much a metaphor for what Disney did to this franchise... buried the core story in mediocrity, pointless retconning and redundant characters created for the sole purpose of merchandising.
Just one more "fuck you," from Disney to the original fans :)
Omg I didn’t even think about that 😂
are we also not gonna talk about the fact that finn was gonna tell Rey something and never did
Good point
Lol!
He knew she was a palpatine. He read hux’s message through R2 at the beginning.
hi matt. charlkie is moistttt
He was going to tell her he loved her. Then her cuisine kylo ren kissed her...
The knights of Ren look like a death metal boy band in their music videos. Do you think they talk between missions or do they just sit quietly in the ship as they go around being useless?
14:13 LMAO I spat out my coffee at this Jeremy, your delivery of that was so smooth and adding the pictures for comparison that was priceless 😂😂😂
This trilogy is probably the biggest waste of potential in film history
Seems as if it will be the new "Game of Thrones Season 7 & 8."
Agreed
This trilogy is awesome, everyone is mad that their theories are wrong and because its disney
@smwarrior54 I don't need my theories to be right to enjoy a movie. Just remaking the OT again with far less interesting characters is embarrassing and a soulless cash grab.
smwarrior54 bad writing and useless ass retcons of the originals as well as stupid merry sues along side a dish of freshly made bad plots make these movies bad and disappointing, it has nothing to do with theories, hell I would enjoy a movie that surprised me a lot more then one that followed my own theories.....if it was a good one but given the reasons above, this trilogy of movies were not good.
Disappointed by the fact that Palpatine didn’t tell the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Tony Stank adghdagvvkbf 👀✌🏻
More disappointed that they didn't make actual Plagueis the super bad.
@@NickHolum having Plagueis as the main villain would have tied all the trilogies together much better. Especially if it was confirmed he created Anakin and also Rey but without a surrogate mother. Would have explained her ability's much better and gave her an actual justified reason to take the name Skywalker.
Tony Stank did you ever hear...
It’s not something the cloned sith would tell you.
The most astonishing thing about the Disney sequels is that I now LOVE the prequels...... Thats holy horribly planned these movies are. God i hope they somehow correct the timeline cause the lore is fucking dead after these movies.
Looks like Jeremy had corona virus and was self isolating before it was cool.
If she had kept the name Palpatine, the irony would be better. Like what if the name of the movies was “Rise of Palpatine” and then the twist is that the Palpatine that would rise would be Ray.
That’d be cool but they knew “Rise of Skywalker” would sell more
Yeah, that would have actually made more sense.
I was legit thinking that the entire 3rd act of the film.
How amazing it would've been if Palpatine was revealed in 8 and they named 9 Rise of Palpatine.
They could've added a new "No, I am your father" moment.
Fans cud of made a better film then Disney 💯 confirmed
The rise of skywalker should've featured ben smh
Creepy Palatine sex quotes:
“Whose your Emperor?”
“Let my force flow through you.”
“That’s just the way I like it..goood gooooooooood.”
“Let me show you my light saber.”
Do it!!!
Let your anger flow
Help me anakin... I'm so weak
I possess the knowledge of positions some consider to be... unnatural.
@@jordan2927 haha, you win
You forgot “Dew it”
Execute Order 69!
Star Wars can only be saved with one more movie...
The Return: A Jar Jar Binks story
abid Hasan exqueeze me
abid Hasan nononono. What we really want is: Boogalli, a star wars story
Directed by: Taika Waititi
Directed by: Taika Waititi
This review is so good! I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been more disappointed in a movie. 😱😭🤧
That's the most disappointing star wars movie I've ever seen
Waiting for Anakin and then ultimately not seeing him was heartbreaking
@Marion Dorsey
True, which is unfortunate because he did nothing wrong.
Marion Dorsey he was at the latest Star Wars celebrations on stage with Ian Mcdiarmid and got standing ovations. I just think Disney wants to try and disconnect from the prequels as much as they can, which is unfortunate.
@Marion Dorsey I'm pretty sure he'd return if he got the opportunity. It's definitely Disney's fault
@@GaryGoodJob_
As if they're above the prequels in some way with their terrible movies
@@watakashe6072 Besides be horrible the entire way
"I'm Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Reyd Shadow Legends"
This comment is gold.
Stolen
Legend
"Ray man ... the legendary jedi"
Bruh wtf ☠☠☠☠
1:46 "Palpatine's all like *MUH BOY*" That is a solid Soundwave/Dr. Claw/Cave of Wonders voice right there.
Imma ruin it for y'all....
"Muh boy, this PEACE is what all true warriors strive for."
Kylo and Rey kissing and Kylo dying immediately after prompted me to laugh out loud
Palpatine: “I am all the sith”
Rey: “And I am Iron Man”
I actually groaned durring that
*Cue Black Sabbath
I said that while watching it lol
Irene Gallin rey skywalker*
Irene Gallin that’s Ma’am!!!! Iron Ma’ am
I love how nobody believed that Chewie was dead because everyone knew that the scene with him and Lando in the Falcon in the trailer hadn't happened yet.
HOW DID REY DID NOT SENSE A CAPTURED CHEWIE WASN'T IN THAT SHIP TAKING OFF...FINN TOLD HER CHEWIE WAS IN IT...YET SHE DID NOT SWITCH OFF HER LIGHTNING AND WHEN IT EXPLODED SHE SCREAMED CHEWIE!!. A FEW SCENES LATER SHE SENSE CHEWIE WAS ALIVE IN ANOTHER DESTROYER!?... 🐎💩💩💩TOO LATE NO REFUNDS...
Samson No Delilah *Rey not Leia
😂
I didn’t watch the trailer and I didn’t believe it either way because there were two ships when he got kidnapped
I didn't watch the trailers man, I did believe him to be dead and it was gut wrenching... But then I thought that given how everyone is so angry at Disney they wouldnt dare to do that hahaha
This is my comfort video I rewatch it all the time
"...it ends at endor..." so true.
No, there another..
So Palpatine creates a MASSIVE lighting strike to a large fleet but can’t do the same with Rey?
jhovany o'brien Rey takes back some of her life force that’s why he stops when she gets up
Palpatine's force drain apparently changed his clothes too.
Yeap i mean comon he was all the sith and she was ironman i mean all the jedi so eyes rolled so op......
@@GODS4LIVES that was bullshit and you know it lol
Well Rey Ex Machina is a thing now I guess
its a movie full of plot twists yet its the most predictable movie i have ever seen
I feel like Rise of the Skywalker was one of my favorite films, this coming from a total Star Wars nerd. I would argue its my third favorite write behind Return of the Jedi, but ahead of New Hope. The entire movie seemed well structured and well designed. Rey could've been anybodies daughter with how the seventh and eighth movie was set up, but when she was revealed to be Palpatines grand-daughter, that was actually cool, and it makes a lot of sense where her powers come from. I mean so many people are saying how strong Rey is, but it makes a lot of sense. However, her not discovering her power until recently was a bit bullshit, but the Last Jedi had a chance to makeup for that, and they didn't so no need to blame IX. Furthermore, Kylo Ren has some of the strongest developments I've seen, and when he dies its such a powerful message of the last of the Skywalker bloodline dying out. Finally, revealing that General Hux is a spy does make sense on how his character was structured during the Last Jedi, but I didn't like how he died like he was nothing. They didn't explain Snoke enough, or how Palpatine came back, but I was satisfied with how Palpatine died and all the scenes he was in. Amazing music and amazing visuals, by far one of best movies of 2019. People tend to hate on Star Wars as it's popular to do so, but in reality this was a fantastic movie.
@@yusufcline3756 Too many plot holes, too many deus ex machina, and too little care given to the series as a whole by the writers. You can like the movie but don't pretend like it's actually good. Beside pretty visuals it's a complete waste of great source material.
@@psychopunk8817 it's literally a great movie, it's why 70% of the audience agrees. It's the last movie in the trilogy so naturally they try to wrap it all up and they do successfully. When considering how terrible the Last Jedi was, and working with what they were given, it's fucking great.
@@psychopunk8817 Everything from Reys and Ben's storyline, and how it's connected to everything else. The Han Solo cameo was fucking perfect and humanized Kylo Ren into Ben Solo. Furthmore, Palpatine is getting a lot of hate for little to no reasons. Honestly, he's pretty fucking great when how his storyline goes and how it ends. I think people are comparing it to the original instead of just analyzing the material itself.
Ezekiel Powell yes there are some things they could have explained better in this movie and there are some plot holes, but overall I think it’s a solid movie and I enjoyed it
Waited 5 years and three movies for Finn and Rey to get together. Then she kisses kylo
*breaks phone
How to write a trilogy a la Disney
"I'll try spinning. That's a good trick."
I think this was JJ combining his visions of 8 and 9 into one movie.
It felt like a “second movie” in the trilogy despite being the third movie because of that reason and how JJ continued from force awakens and negated the last Jedi
yup he did
Absolutely... with the likely substitution of Palpatine for Snoke. My gut says that Snoke was supposed to be the BBG for this entire series, but The Last Jedi changed that up. This definitely felt like two movies mashed into one. Personally, I wish it was a good hour longer... or if they made it into a quadrilogy, so they didn't have to rush so much in the final movie. I actually give JJ a lot of credit for doing as well as he did in 2:21 to try to wrap things up and give a reasonable amount of fun fan service.
Funny, I thought this was JJ having explosive diarrhea on screen.
He did a awesome job with what a lemon Rian gave him. I like ROTS, but I hate Lucasfilm/Disney/Kathleen for allowing Rian to direct TLJ. They learnt their lesson as soon as they put JJ in charge instead of Colin soon after TLJ dropped.
Rey is literally the equivalent of 9 year old me inserting myself into Dragon ball z as the ultimate legendary super saiyan 11
Too accurate 😂 Rey literally is what happens in GTA when you unlock all the hacks or turning on God Mode in Skyrim. It's basically a complete lopsided in her favor so where is the struggle.
You guys are so right. I'm reminded of when I play Remedy's Control on PC, I enable the Cheat Engine for unlimited health and infinite ammo.
Except not since she’s just very talented and has a strong connection to the force
Mr. Stuff Doer is palp being her grandfather not enough for these nerds?
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 mary sue
Finn/Rose & Rey/Kylo kisses are more awkward than a sister kissing her own brother. That is some achievement.
Disney was like… Help me Harrison Ford. You’re our only hope… 😂
Harrison Ford wanted his character to die off years ago.
Palpatine explicitly said "Kill me and my spirit will enter your body, then you will become Empress Palpatine!" I was like, alright, neat, means Ben will give the final blow, fulfilling the Skywalker prophecy. Finally. But then when Rey kills Palpatine at the end, he just... dies? Like, are we gonna act like the stakes of this scene weren't clearly explained to us 5 minutes ago and then blatantly ignored?
Yeh I ain’t tryna defend the trash. But Palpatine died by his own lightening because Rey deflected it back. So Rey didn’t technically kill him. Still trash
Except that he killed himself. She didn't shoot him up with the lighting, she redirected it. It's not the same. I thought that was pretty obvious.
No one pays attention.
@@AS-qg6pw She didn't initiate his death, but she did cause it. Call it accidental murder if you will.
@@AS-qg6pw Ah yes. Lightning killed all of Palestine
Frodo: "we did it, Sauron is gone"
Disney: "yeah....about that...."
Frodo: Son of a bitch
NEVER let Disney touch lord of the rings or any other franchise that wasn’t theirs to begin with
@Thanoosh Amirthanathar "There is another...."
If they sell LOTR to disney its time that mankind will die
Can you freaking imagine the outrage from Peter Jackson!? I mean holy shit! 😂
The only emotional moment in this movie that got me is when Chewie realizes that Leia died.
True.
One of you best videos, so raw and real. I love the engery. Be sick more often
*"I used to think Star Wars was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy."* *-Joker*
This comment is extremely underrated
Son of the Allfather I choked on my tea
This comment is golden
Son of the Allfather Mark Hamel joker voice intensifies.
gd you normies are always bleating the same shit.
Tragedy of darth pleagus the wise
Minor spoilers
Let’s be honest, the best part of the movie was hearing Palpatine said “Dew it” again
No Budget Reviews agreed
it's a spoiler review you don't need a spoiler alert
Based on how much other copying and pasting they did, I'm honestly surprised Rey didn't ask,"What senate will I rule over as empress?" just so that Palpatine could respond,"I AM THE SENATE!"
10/10
Kind of ruined by the revelation that old Palps got laid...or really kinky depending on your fetishes.
"Why do you need miniaturized Death Star tech on Star Destroyers"
Me: "Yeah, DARKSABER!"
The only clue that Rey being a Palpatine was planned comes from the music. Rey's Theme is a variation of Palpatine's.
So Palpatine rules and Skywalker sucks. It took a Palpatine to beat Palpatine.
Yes
Yep, Palpatine electrocuted himself to death gladly knowing he still won in the end
Yes, but Ben solo, not Skywalker after the fact died for Mary Sue.
Yes, that's what I took from this. The Skywalker's were failures and a Palpatine will reign supreme.
Rey is pregnant and she has the life force of Ben in her, she will build a new order not sith not Jedi but Skywalker grey Jedi balanced, the twins will learn the new order
She is a Skywalker in many different levels
I like to think Harrison came back for Carrie
And the money
No no no...
For Mark too
I thought that too when I saw him in the theater, probably went to him asking to come help close the part of the story originally meant for Lea, and he said yes out of respect.
Boom Nation that’s actually beautiful
I said it in Batman’s voice
The weed
I’ll say it.
*Prequel trilogy was better.*
true. its no longer the biggest pile of shit. there is another...... worst trilogy.
I mean, Revenge of the Sith was better than all 3 Original movies combined already, so no surprise there.
@@divinitygaming8673 fuck off.
I think episode 7 is better than 1 and 2 but not 3 what you guys think
Z Furr i can see that. Its an okay movie at best. I do have more respect for 1, 2 and 3 for being a part of George’s vision. But yeah, TFA is the only sequel i can see being better than 1 and 2
I liked that he mentioned that the Leia stuff was handled well. With all the ripping on this movie, people seem to have not noticed that.
And no, I'm not saying that the movie is good because of it, but I am happy that Carrie was handled with care and dignity.
First sentence of the Episode X title crawl:
"So anyway Luke had kids."
You know it’s true.
Idziemel1 Ben revived Rey with his hand on her stomach... not heart. He was jump-starting her uterus midichlorian-style. EpX gonna see single mom Rey “I don’t know how it happened?” Until force-ghost Ben wants the twins every second weekend.
@@devlinavocado6274 and that would be incest since Rey and Ben were both created by Palpatine lol
But it do who cares it would at least be a funny as story. 🤣🤣🤣
Nah future Kenobis will find the lightsabers on Tatooine. Skywalker saga over. Begin the Kenobi Saga!
"lol jk, those three were just a prank."
Why was Reys dad not more important to the story? Why did palpatine not train him in the force and even if he could not use the force why did he leave and why did palpatine not kill him earlier? Btw Can we get f’s in the chat for Mace Windu. George Lucas confirmed that he was still alive but Disney was to cheap to pay him to be in the movie. Would have been sick if he came in for what ever reason or if palpatine mentioned him alive. He deserved better.
Crex MM did you watch the movie..?
Chris A. Yes
@@Bceltic43 Yes. And it makes no sense.
My theory is that Palpy had his son somewhere between episodes 2 and 3 so the kid grew up as a political figure having no contact with his father or the force whatsoever.
Good questions, for another time...
i come back to this video so regularly for the comical relief. Thanks for the entertaining reviews . Love you byee
First off, love your Palpatine impressions.
Also agree with your Revolutions comparison.
It still feels like 'The Palpatine Saga' at this point. The story of how an ultra-powerful mastermind dominated the galaxy for 60 plus years (with at least 30 of them being 'dead'), and outlived or directly arranged for the deaths of ALL his enemies. And, even when he's finally put down, his legacy lives on in his granddaughter - who, as a final act, takes the name of said enemies as her own. That's...not cool. Not cool at all.
Damn literally
DrakeBarrow actually what you describes makes it sound pretty cool
Aaron Gutierrez "Haha its so cool shitting on the main characters from the other two sagas. So cool. Very neat."
Also Palpatine is Anakin's father (Disney canon), Ben Solo is a Skywalker through Lea, and Palpatine is Rey's grandfather which means Rey, Lea and Luke are cousins..... Ben's and Rey's romance was also incest. Rey is Ben's aunt? Disney is breaking all lore and I don't think they even realize what they have done. Oh yeah Palpatine is Luke's and Lea's grandfather too.... I hate Disney.
I said this same thing too! This is no longer a Skywalker saga, this is a Palpatine saga now. Everything Luke and Anakin did was pretty much useless and it took a Palpatine to overcome their Palpatine-ness and defeat a Palpatine.