Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny - SPOILER Talk!

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @idawg7332
    @idawg7332 Год назад +779

    I'm still trying to figure out how mads mikkelsen's character survived getting hit in the face with a metal bar while hanging off a train going at full speed

    • @saulgoodman4010
      @saulgoodman4010 Год назад +60

      Same way indy survived a nuke

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference Год назад +19

      @@saulgoodman4010 he protected himself from it with heavy metal?

    • @EFANZPro
      @EFANZPro Год назад +8

      That is basically the indy hide in fridge scene of this movie... We just have to accept it... It's canon now

    • @saulgoodman4010
      @saulgoodman4010 Год назад

      @@obscure.reference you must be kidding man. There's something called fall impact. Just lock yourself inside a fridge and drop it from the 5th floor, you will get your answer?? Even before having a fall impact, person would have been fried inside the fridge.
      There's 1% chance in surviving major train incident but there's not even 1%chance of surviving nuke.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Год назад +36

      @@EFANZPro Somehow it's even more ridiculous because at least indy was "protected" by a fridge.

  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 Год назад +3494

    Ruining beloved characters = Failure
    Respecting beloved character = Success
    Top Gun Maverick is the best possible example of this in recent years.

    • @46sn29
      @46sn29 Год назад +197

      Exactly. It gave us interesting new characters without taking a massive dump on the legacy ones. Why is this so hard for Hollywood to grasp?

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Год назад +118

      or Spiderverse, the movie respects the core elements of Spiderman and it works

    • @samkaranja5709
      @samkaranja5709 Год назад +145

      Also Cobra Kai and Creed

    • @sukamadik5983
      @sukamadik5983 Год назад +58

      @@46sn29 Well many feel compelled to shove in their ideologies and political leanings into everything because they choose to be activists over entertainers. Many of them are incredibly incompetent and the only way to elevate their crappy characters is destroy the good ones that came before. Also a lot of companies like Disney do things in order to get the highest ESG score in their films and shows which is just murdering creativity and storytelling in general. At this point I mostly consume either old Media or media from countries other than the US.

    • @sukamadik5983
      @sukamadik5983 Год назад +71

      @@samkaranja5709 Cobra Kai is the best possible example of respecting, honoring and in some ways even elevating beloved characters while moving the story forward in the best possible way.

  • @_JellyWalker
    @_JellyWalker Год назад +354

    It's crazy to think that of all Harrison Ford's iconic characters, it's now Rick Deckard who arguably has the least tragic ending.

    • @RappingNinja
      @RappingNinja Год назад +28

      Indy’s entire point in this movie is that he gets his groove (and wife) back. It only starts with him in tragedy…

    • @jeroenschaafsma138
      @jeroenschaafsma138 Год назад +41

      @@RappingNinja They will 100% break up again. There is no arc for these characters to come back together and reunite. At least Crystal Skull did that right, as flawed as it is.
      At the end of Skull I thought: nice how they found eachother. At the end of Dial I thought: Why is she here?

    • @RappingNinja
      @RappingNinja Год назад +19

      @@jeroenschaafsma138 The dialogue kinda tells us why. She left bc Indy lost himself in grief but she’s been told he is now “back” thanks to being rejuvenated by his recent adventure. But the issue is that Indy previously told us it was Marion who couldn’t get over her grief, so… it feels either inconsistent or we’re supposed to understand that her commiserating with the “it hurts everywhere” statement means they’re going to share their grief now or something? It’s not the clearest.

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Год назад +5

      2049 continues to be one of the only big budget movies of the last decade to have justified and earned its own existence.

    • @Purdys
      @Purdys Год назад +1

      @@RappingNinja I honestly liked how they handled that. Indy is a stubborn man, so even when he was opening to Helena about the end of his marriage with Marion, of course he's going to say that HE was the one who failed to console his wife, when in reality, HE was just as broken up about it, and in turn Marion probably wasn't able to help him back (which is implied when she asked "Are you back?") For me, it said, without spoon feeding it to us that they were both lost and blinded by their grief that they weren't able to heal together, until the end, after some time apart. :)

  • @narutorasbat
    @narutorasbat Год назад +1158

    Here's an idea, rather that Helena being the goddaughter of Indiana from a supposed best friend that we never met, she is actually his daughter-in-law, she was Mutt's wife and his death was really harsh on the whole family, with both of them lashing out at the other, with maybe the implication they didn't particularly liked each other but tried to make things work for his son, and through the adventure they eventually reconcile.

    • @ABAgamer_
      @ABAgamer_ Год назад +114

      That’s not a bad idea, actually!

    • @ItamarO93
      @ItamarO93 Год назад +188

      The problem with that idea is that it requires both at least some understanding of healthy human interaction, and the understanding that a female cannot be 100% always correct all the time and has flaws, both are things modern Lucasfilm cannot understand, much less accept.

    • @niall9727
      @niall9727 Год назад +61

      Knowing Disney, they would not have made Mutt heterosexual

    • @leadsin99er
      @leadsin99er Год назад +34

      Actually Florence Pugh and Morgan Freeman had a better movie together (A Good Person) , with a similar subject matter you suggested, father and daughter in law uneasy bonding through losses in the family. Watch that instead.

    • @samuelsmith5400
      @samuelsmith5400 Год назад +17

      So much better than just a random woman

  • @317Chris
    @317Chris Год назад +767

    Indy and Short Round would have been great for Indy to work through him losing his son, as Short Round was like his first son anyways.

    • @gridley
      @gridley Год назад +71

      Kathleen Kennedy reportedly didn't like the idea of a scene between Indy & Short Round because she didn't want to detract from the character of Helena

    • @sauronthegreat5799
      @sauronthegreat5799 Год назад +22

      You should've written the script.

    • @tonyruby4467
      @tonyruby4467 Год назад +74

      @@gridley yeah because Kathleen has so many amazing ideas.

    • @MisterCross
      @MisterCross Год назад +6

      Yes, right here!

    • @SombreroBeanieHat
      @SombreroBeanieHat Год назад +25

      @@gridleythe woman has poor taste

  • @kiratherenegade1561
    @kiratherenegade1561 Год назад +302

    Remember Uncharted 4?
    When Nathan had essentially won at life....but couldn't get over the itch for adventure? In pursuit of it - he endangers his friendship & marriage for a brother who isn't nearly as mature as Nathan believed. In the end - he comes to terms with his mistakes & choices, deciding the change his life to seek out adventure in a safer way, marries Elena Fisher, gets a beach house & still gets regular visits from the Chad Sully & brother he risked his life for. He even got a dog named Sully like he said he would.
    I never want to see Nathan Drake again. I'm utterly terrified about what they'd do to him.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 Год назад +47

      Considering how they absolutely demolished The Last of Us, I really don't want them to either.

    • @ascendingarscente
      @ascendingarscente Год назад +17

      Yep, especially with Neil Druckmann having 100% control. While A Thief’s End had a few flaws narratively, it was still as good of an ending as you could’ve asked, and I’m surprised he didn’t completely butchered it. With rumors of a fifth game though, I expect him to go all out and act like Nathan Drake is his creation when it was Amy Hennig’s.

    • @madisonwhovian943
      @madisonwhovian943 Год назад +5

      I was hoping this movie would go the same route with Marion's role being very similar to Elena's where she goes after him to bring him home. But alas...

    • @lukerota1547
      @lukerota1547 Год назад +4

      That’s what you call character development, and that’s when a video game knows how to do it better than a Hollywood blockbuster…

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 Год назад +12

      Completely agree. Drake actually got a happy ending and a big part of that came from his willingness to walk away from the life he was living and finally settle down. That character had a great run but his arc is complete and there’s no need to bring him back. They could continue the franchise with other characters, but let Nate rest; he’s earned it.

  • @NTWoo95
    @NTWoo95 Год назад +1372

    If Miles Teller replaced Shia as Mutt I don’t think many people would notice

    • @Techlax43
      @Techlax43 Год назад +118

      Shit… that’s actually a damn good point!

    • @amanbhardwaj8667
      @amanbhardwaj8667 Год назад +63

      _No no...he's got a point._

    • @goldencash4
      @goldencash4 Год назад +36

      Better yet, they could've replaced him with Anthony Ingruber

    • @justdaffy
      @justdaffy Год назад +37

      No one would notice or even complain, the Pheoebe Waller Bridge character whose name I can't even remember was basically just Mutt all over again. Just swap out an estranged son with an estranged foster/god daughter

    • @kishanbhatt1206
      @kishanbhatt1206 Год назад +4

      Wait a minute what? What's the context behind this? Am I missing something or you really mean this?

  • @Cobbster92
    @Cobbster92 Год назад +3534

    This whole "Deconstruction of the old male hero" trope is getting old

    • @blond_slut
      @blond_slut Год назад +346

      Woke disney

    • @daustin8888
      @daustin8888 Год назад +208

      It was never young

    • @Azhalan
      @Azhalan Год назад +96

      Not for Disney, I'm afraid 🙄

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Год назад +246

      Kathleen Kennedy

    • @aengusk3313
      @aengusk3313 Год назад +67

      Michael Arndt invented it when he helped write the force awakens. Now, like every clever idea he thought up, they're running it into the ground because nobody else in Hollywood can think up their own shit

  • @samkoktube
    @samkoktube Год назад +151

    I wholeheartedly agree with having Short Round in Indy's last adventure. If Indy is the grumpy old adventurer who lost his sense of adventuring, Short Round would be the one who will bring that sensation back to old Indy. No time for love Indy! What a missed opportunity sigh. Just like we will never see Luke, Leia and Han together in one scene.

    • @endless_limes
      @endless_limes Год назад

      Nah. We had enough legacy characters in this movie. Helen was a fun new addition

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Год назад +4

      I can't believe they didn't get Ke Huy Quan to be a part of this!🤦🏻

    • @PoopaChallupa
      @PoopaChallupa Год назад +2

      Short Round is male. That's a no no. Everything needs female energy. Men bad. Women good. - Disney -

    • @Internatube
      @Internatube Год назад +2

      @@endless_limeshahahahahahaha no

    • @thegamingcook785
      @thegamingcook785 11 месяцев назад +1

      "Hey you call him Dr Jones doll!"

  • @Bigdondavinci
    @Bigdondavinci Год назад +475

    Watching how Disney handled Han Solo and Indiana Jones makes me appreciate a movie like Blade Runner 2049 even more so. They did something new while paying homage to the original

    • @donny6033
      @donny6033 Год назад +7

      So true

    • @_JellyWalker
      @_JellyWalker Год назад +42

      Really crazy how Deckard has a happier ending than Indy and especially Han fucking Solo.

    • @CarSVernon
      @CarSVernon Год назад

      well he was also a grumpy asshole who lost a family member in BR2049

    • @CarlWheatley-wi2cl
      @CarlWheatley-wi2cl Год назад +7

      Unfortunately there aren't many Denis Villeneuve's but they did have Mangold here. Clearly he was smothered by the corporate structure.

    • @Skeletongentleman7808
      @Skeletongentleman7808 Год назад +3

      @@_JellyWalkernever saw that one coming

  • @wielandsmith
    @wielandsmith Год назад +197

    Well…Spielberg also directed Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, so that could be another reason why it feels more like Indy. Even though crystal skull wasn’t very good, Spielberg is still a cinema wizard and every shot has intention.

  • @schadenfreude6274
    @schadenfreude6274 Год назад +45

    This would have been a much better ending:
    Phoebe Waller Bridge fails to convince Indy, she understands why he has to stay. They cry and embrace. She walks away.
    Now Archimedes walks up to Indy, then give him some psychobabble about how Indy should go back to the future.
    Indy then realizes Archimedes is right and calls out to Phoebe who turns back, smiles at him and we have a whole sequence
    of how they go back to the future with Archimedes waving goodbye to them.
    So much better than Phoebe just socking him in the face and calling it a day.

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Год назад +7

      Either way, it needed to be HIS decision. If he stayed, great, then he chose to stay in the past and observe firsthand the history that he spent his life studying. If he went back, great, then he chose Marion and a chance at redeeming his relationships with the people closest to him.
      But to take away his agency in his final film and just force him to come back despite him begging her to leave him… it’s honestly offensive and I hate it.

  • @bathcat3759
    @bathcat3759 Год назад +381

    The “deconstruction of the beloved hero” could be interesting once or twice if it was actually good and not a cynical attempt to destroy a beloved character

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Год назад +36

      "Logan" kinda did it well enough, and even then, it's not everyone's cup of tea. We all know about our own mortality, few of us need to pay a movie ticket to be reminded of it.

    • @bathcat3759
      @bathcat3759 Год назад +8

      @@TheNefastor yeah for sure. Definitely a once or twice kinda thing. Shouldn’t be the norm that it currently is

    • @Lepidopterous.
      @Lepidopterous. Год назад +3

      He saved the day though. By finding the artifact for the Nazi to use.

    • @roxtechs
      @roxtechs Год назад +9

      @@TheNefastorWell Logan had the benefit of being inspired by a else world story.

    • @bathcat3759
      @bathcat3759 Год назад +13

      @@Lepidopterous. you mean Indians Jones helped save the day? Obviously they’re going to shove that in the end. They’re not exactly gonna make him the villain. But the constant cheap shots, put downs, and, let’s say, uncharacteristic choices for the character are still way overdone to the point of many people saying it’s disrespectful

  • @michaeljohnson8868
    @michaeljohnson8868 Год назад +205

    The fact that Jeremy has to take a drink before anything tells me everything about this movie 💀

    • @UnNuclear
      @UnNuclear Год назад +3

      He didn't even pretend it was apple juice this time.

    • @xdiamonddogx
      @xdiamonddogx Год назад

      George Lucas should have put in the contract deal he made, if they miss use characters or IPs then he can get them back. SOMETHING!?

  • @marvintran7813
    @marvintran7813 Год назад +104

    You forgot to mention how the murder charges were magically wiped away when he got knocked out.
    That was weird.

    • @DachshundDogStarluck19
      @DachshundDogStarluck19 Год назад +1

      Underdeveloped subplot, but yeah, that was weird it never got mentioned again at the end of DoD.

    • @tommyshelby2787
      @tommyshelby2787 Год назад +5

      And Teddy is controlling plane, riding into time portal and no one cared about that kid being so close to get killed by Romans 😂

    • @harrypotterandthecomplete822
      @harrypotterandthecomplete822 Год назад

      I don’t know wat u mean by the point the nazis had literally killed cia operatives and went rogue p sure they would have put together who was responsible for those murders

    • @PoopaChallupa
      @PoopaChallupa Год назад +12

      Indy took some punches from some big dudes in the original films. Yet, this tiny women knocks him out with one punch..
      Also, you don't stay knocked out for hours, just to get him back in his home. Lazy writing.

    • @Casarzino
      @Casarzino Год назад

      @@PoopaChallupa not just hours but like a whole day. Remember they would have gone back to 1969 Sicily and still had to travel to New York.

  • @petergriffin355
    @petergriffin355 Год назад +414

    It’s also annoying how the ending of him reconvening with Marion is just what crystal skull already did. It undoes crystal skull just to halfway put it back together.

    • @JH-kb5ud
      @JH-kb5ud Год назад +8

      i kinda was ok with him dying

    • @arobin6695
      @arobin6695 Год назад +54

      the same ending we got last time but worse cause his son is still dead

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Год назад +27

      SEQUEL TRILOGY ITENSIFIES

    • @andrewhudson7108
      @andrewhudson7108 Год назад +15

      They should’ve had Marion as one of the main characters. She’s funny, clever, and tenacious. But Hollywood is ageist and some executive was probably claiming she wouldn’t appeal to them kids.

    • @xaayer
      @xaayer Год назад +8

      Ignoring old media, ruining legacy characters irreparably in their twilight years, and doing previous stories but worse is all Lucasfilm knows to do, don't you know?

  • @ascendingarscente
    @ascendingarscente Год назад +751

    How they didn’t go with the idea of Indy partnering up with HIS OWN SON and a grown up Short Round has got to be one of the most tone deaf writing choices I’ve heard in a long time. Mutt being killed off is a straight up spat in the face to Indy’s happy ending.

    • @MaekarManastorm
      @MaekarManastorm Год назад +44

      Welcome to Hollywood

    • @Lepidopterous.
      @Lepidopterous. Год назад +18

      Short Round was still in child star obscurity when this was being made. Easy to criticize that casting decision with a retrospectoscope. “That would have been cool” is a more sensible wording of this sentiment.

    • @darkwoods1954
      @darkwoods1954 Год назад +96

      Well this is the same studio that didn't think to have the original Star Wars gang reunite for a few scenes in the recent sequels. They don't understand the franchises they own or their customers.

    • @goodfellas1001
      @goodfellas1001 Год назад +34

      ​@@Lepidopterous.so he was in obscurity... Sure glad everything all at once went to obscure land to find him..... It's not like this movie and a ton of other movies are just an 80s movie nostalgia grift and when that dude was a kid he was king of the 80s...

    • @maxresdefault_
      @maxresdefault_ Год назад +17

      Especially since Short Round's actor is now an Oscar winner. I loved Phoebe Waller Bridge, but the story would have worked better with Mutt

  • @joecalahan4068
    @joecalahan4068 Год назад +30

    Yes, Ke Huy Quan would’ve been somebody to get for the final chapter. John Williams score was phenomenal for dial of destiny. The ending did not bother me

  • @strife9878
    @strife9878 Год назад +83

    Funny how Maverick got it right. You don't need to make a legacy character an old wash up .

  • @dillonshort1246
    @dillonshort1246 Год назад +159

    Even though they said his son wouldn't be in this movie. I was hoping for a suprise cameo at the end with him going back in time to keep him from enlisting.

    • @dickriggles942
      @dickriggles942 Год назад +2

      I believe that's what happened but it wasn't made clear.

    • @Jogo-62
      @Jogo-62 Год назад

      ​@zeustheguitarlord5473Same

    • @osirissmith5254
      @osirissmith5254 Год назад +3

      YES! One last talk and maybe… Mutt understands there should be a different way and becomes New Adv Indy!

    • @joshuahoff4626
      @joshuahoff4626 Год назад +4

      The fact they didn't do what was predictable and expected, is progress, and a good thing.

    • @billlee2458
      @billlee2458 Год назад +1

      Plus, Shia was upset there was no future project of him being a young Indy and told off Spielberg director skills. End his off screen character

  • @ouchiegiverjr
    @ouchiegiverjr Год назад +35

    That’s a very good comparison, for as much as the 4th gets shit on, it has the damn decency to give the character the happy send off he deserved, even if I prefer the ride into the sunset

  • @Will_Parker
    @Will_Parker Год назад +307

    The fact they didn't make a movie where Mutt and Short Round have to team up to save Indy in the same way Indy saved his father in Crusade should be criminal.

    • @Dominic-Decoco
      @Dominic-Decoco Год назад +18

      But then everyone would complain that Indy was relegated to a damsel in distress instead of the hero of the story. I do agree Short Round should have been in it instead of Fleabag

    • @kingdomofkyru
      @kingdomofkyru Год назад +21

      I think this is a great idea. Ya maybe Indy is then relegated to being somewhat of a 2nd character… but seeing Mutt & Short Round both competing for Indy’s approval as his sort of “son” who came before & Indy’s actual son… as they battle baddies to rescue him would have such cool character dynamics.

    • @Dominic-Decoco
      @Dominic-Decoco Год назад +2

      @@kingdomofkyru I believe you would also run into a problem with audiences automatically siding with Short Round over Mutt, given the fact that Short Round was a fan favorite and Mutt was widely disliked

    • @christianclark347
      @christianclark347 Год назад +11

      @@Dominic-Decoco God forbid they have to put some effort into the script.

    • @mk6rfc1
      @mk6rfc1 Год назад +1

      Never would have happened unless you recast Shia, plus people would then complain barely seeing the titular character for the first part of the film

  • @Neva2Soon
    @Neva2Soon Год назад +180

    Indy could have left a message in the past for Abner Ravenwood, Marion Ravenwood or even his younger self to discover being archeologists as Warning from the past to stop Mutt going to war and dying

    • @shailonnoelle7175
      @shailonnoelle7175 Год назад +23

      Naw they obviously wanted to kill him for good it is literally their thing. They kill your heros and everything they love. That's how they get at you.

    • @Robd07
      @Robd07 Год назад +5

      Bunch of lazy writers

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 Год назад +1

      Yeah he totally had the time and opportunity

    • @skaetur1
      @skaetur1 Год назад +1

      And give himself the correct location of Tanis inside the Peruvian temple from Raiders?

  • @randymicallef3545
    @randymicallef3545 Год назад +154

    What an absolute missed opportunity with an adult Short Round. I think a lot of people, myself included would have stood up and cheered if Indy, in some profound gesture, passed the torch to Short Round as he donned the fedora at the end of an Indiana's last adventure.

    • @adamshows1142
      @adamshows1142 Год назад +10

      I remember watching “Temple of Doom” and during that scene where Short Round escapes to save and at that point where he catches the rope on the ceiling as the wooden ladder falls, I thought to myself, “How would I not want to see him in a spin-off?”

    • @CASSIE_COLE
      @CASSIE_COLE Год назад +3

      nobody remembered that actor until six month ago...

    • @ComicCrossing
      @ComicCrossing Год назад +3

      @@CASSIE_COLE honestly Id hate to seen Indy go out this way. Its basically impossible at this point but I want a short film or a TV special with Shortround meeting up with Indy one last time. Hell I so much dont want it to end this way I would be fine with one last film done right. Maybe actually have Indy find the Spear of Longinus that was set up in this one.

    • @merakimemories
      @merakimemories Год назад +2

      Omg that ending would have been amazing

    • @SP8inc
      @SP8inc Год назад +2

      Indy doesn't give the fedora; that's just not the right idea. He's Indiana Jones, if Short Round got it he wouldn't become Indy. It'd be rise of skywalker all over again.

  • @WisecrackJax
    @WisecrackJax Год назад +289

    It's impressive how efficiently Disney has killed their IPs

    • @imanoldurango8213
      @imanoldurango8213 Год назад +23

      Seriously, killing two separate billion dollar franchises in less than a decade is wild

    • @blackdragon6
      @blackdragon6 Год назад

      Except Marvel

    • @m.g7809
      @m.g7809 Год назад +28

      @@blackdragon6 That's dying too, just slower.

    • @Jim-Mc
      @Jim-Mc Год назад +3

      Almost like it was on purpose

    • @mortengarberg8322
      @mortengarberg8322 Год назад +2

      @@imanoldurango8213to be fair no Indiana Jones movie has made a billion :)

  • @hob976
    @hob976 Год назад +127

    I thought Sha laboooof was great, just misused ( sword fights and vine swinging was dumb ). His character actually had the most room to grow and change though. A later pairing of "Mud and Short Round" as the side characters could really work off each other. Mud is tough, gruff and dumb / Short Round takes after Indiana but he's more skidish and risk averse. The two of them make up an "Indiana". In fact - a "Mud & Short Round" movie might've been kinda amazing.

    • @thechosenone93
      @thechosenone93 Год назад +9

      I don’t think as a movie it would have been greenlit but that duo would have revitalised IJ5 instead of what we got

    • @skinflutey
      @skinflutey Год назад +9

      Mutt not mud

    • @hob976
      @hob976 Год назад +2

      @@skinfluteylol my bad thnx

    • @metalmurcielago
      @metalmurcielago Год назад +1

      Mutt and short round have to save Indy. I’d watch that. Hell throw in that CIA agent lady to quell the PC crowd and buddy you’ve got yourself a movie

  • @waylenhutchins9174
    @waylenhutchins9174 Год назад +107

    I thought it would have been amazing to see Indiana Jones retired from adventures until he receives a coded message from a long-lost friend in danger. Ultimately, this friend, Short Round, followed in the footsteps of his only father figure, seeking lost relics. Marion urges Jones not to go, but he must go to save his faithful friend. The plot could have explored how the two disconnected, Wu Han's character background, and the events after the Temple of Doom. In the final chapter, Indiana plays a similar role as Henry Jones Sr. to Short Round. Once the treasure is found, Indiana urges Short Round to "let it go" and reminds him that life truly is not all about "fortune and glory, kid." I was happy to see the new film nevertheless. Harrison Ford is awesome.

    • @tallerwarrior1256
      @tallerwarrior1256 Год назад +17

      That would’ve been a much better film especially with Mutt being killed off. Like Indy needs to go save Shortround because he doesn’t want to lose another son.

    • @dopedoge3603
      @dopedoge3603 Год назад +7

      This would’ve worked very well and could’ve added a new enemy like the Chinese communist. Short round would’ve definitely at some point had to evade and escape them

    • @lukerota1547
      @lukerota1547 Год назад +1

      Kathleen Kennedy and Lucasfilm prefers a “strong female protagonist” to anything what fans actually want…

    • @ascendingarscente
      @ascendingarscente Год назад +7

      It's amazing how many random mfs across the internet can come up with more compelling storylines compared to what a multi-million dollar "professional" movie studio has been doing to the most iconic titles.

  • @ARBLACKx
    @ARBLACKx Год назад +294

    PWB's character knew the villains were killing ppl, and still locked the door on Indy so he's stuck in the room with them. So basically she left him (her godfather) to his death. She feels no remorse or guilt whatsoever, doesnt even apologise. From that moment forward I hated her character and absolutely despised every scene she was in. Also in the ending she punches Indy, at his old age it could've killed him. He was also shot and bleeding so don't know how he survived that. They literally didn't show all the important bits with regard to how Indy survived and how they got back to their present, they flash forward and he just wakes up in his bed and that's it..
    Also in the 3rd act the little kid was able to fly a plane, so fkn stupid. This movie should’ve been called the Dump of Destiny.

    • @winterrising8738
      @winterrising8738 Год назад

      thats sounds very feminist

    • @whaguitars
      @whaguitars Год назад +35

      She was a terrible person that only wanted the Dial to sell it. And she was so arrogant and a know it all.

    • @Mega10026
      @Mega10026 Год назад +49

      That's a modern strong female character for you brother.

    • @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom
      @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom Год назад

      @@Mega10026 No, that's what the idiots at Disney think.

    • @ChrisKat
      @ChrisKat Год назад

      You guys cry about the funniest shit

  • @mathsalot8099
    @mathsalot8099 Год назад +91

    It seems like they were trying to recreate the interactions with Indy and Marion with Indy and his Godaughter. Marion and Indy were antagonistic for much of the first film. One big problem though... enemies to lovers is well establish and works because of sexual tension. These two have no sexual tension, nor should they, so it just feels like two enemies staying together for no reason.

    • @yeah_yeahwhatever
      @yeah_yeahwhatever Год назад +1

      That is a weird take and I don't think Mangold was trying to create any sexual tension between these two characters.

    • @stevereynolds5684
      @stevereynolds5684 Год назад +2

      He didn’t say that was the take they were going for, it’s pretty obvious he was saying it works best for that dynamic rather than 2 antagonists the entire time.

    • @mathsalot8099
      @mathsalot8099 Год назад +1

      @@yeah_yeahwhatever I don't think he was trying to create sexual tension, and as I stated, they SHOULDN'T have sexual tension. It's just 2 people being mad/annoying with no positives to either them or the audience. Nether they nor the audience have any reason to root for them to work together. Sometimes scripts use sexual tension to do that, but since that doesn't fit this script, and they didn't replace it with something else, they have NO reason to work together.

  • @regulardamian6939
    @regulardamian6939 Год назад +36

    I have the exact complaint with Helena punching Indy. I really dislike the ending because it wasn't his choice to back to the present. Unlike the Last Crusade where Indy tries to reach for the Grail but his Father convivences him not to, which eventually made his own choice without anyone forcing him.

    • @DachshundDogStarluck19
      @DachshundDogStarluck19 Год назад +5

      I completely agree. The ending of Dial of Destiny needs a complete rewrite where Indy has a choice of coming back to the present day, not a violent punch in the face on an old guy by a physically fit 35-year-old person, let alone a lady.

  • @catmanduu66
    @catmanduu66 Год назад +88

    I think both films prove that Indy is a character of the 40s and if you take him out of that era he loses what makes him special. It's a time and place that works. Even real people of the past. Their stories are of a certain time in their lives, not their whole lives.

    • @kevbeer1
      @kevbeer1 Год назад +4

      disagree, he also works well in 217 bc

    • @DachshundDogStarluck19
      @DachshundDogStarluck19 Год назад

      Really? Well, then I guess Indiana Jones wasn't in the 1930s after all hating and punching Nazis in the face!

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 Год назад +3

      The originals take place in the 30s

    • @ComicCrossing
      @ComicCrossing Год назад +3

      nah they could absolutley work outside of that time period. Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls adventure aspect worked well enough. It was just held back by shoddy CG. Temple of Doom has hardly anything tying it to the era specifically. There are even aspects of this movie that work. Its just held back by a poor choice of supporting cast.

    • @allhopeabandon7831
      @allhopeabandon7831 Год назад

      @@ComicCrossing I think OP is talking about how modern film makers (not even audiences) HATE the men from that time...the strong men who did things like save the world from Nazi domination, built roads and cities, and designed rockets that would eventually take us to the moon, and to discover the planets in our solar system. Basically, they hate men who do men stuff, and only like weak men, who bow to the 4th generation intersectional feminist downfall of the West.

  • @pianoman9421
    @pianoman9421 Год назад +636

    Short Round was the obvious choice for Indy's partner in this movie. The fact that they offscreen kill his son without even seriously considering recasting and gave no thought to a character people would've wanted to see, rather than going for Fleabag to satisfy Kathleen, is really telling. Lucasfilm needs new leadership.

    • @thatperformer3879
      @thatperformer3879 Год назад

      @@chazharrisStop shilling for who is objectively the worst CEO of a film studio we have ever seen in the history of Hollywood. She is GARBAGE. If you cannot see her so blatant political agendas which have infected all of her products then you’re part of the problem.

    • @Krishnachoppara
      @Krishnachoppara Год назад +38

      @@chazharrisit was definitely Kathleen

    • @noname-oq8ey
      @noname-oq8ey Год назад +41

      @@chazharris It was definitely Kathleen "The Force is Female" Kennedy

    • @williamwallaceoftheus8033
      @williamwallaceoftheus8033 Год назад +27

      @@chazharrisShe has added nothing good to franchise. She messed up Solo by getting involved too much causing the directors to leave. She would better off if she didn’t get involved in the stories

    • @yeah_yeahwhatever
      @yeah_yeahwhatever Год назад +25

      I feel sorry for incels. I can't imagine being unable to enjoy anything.

  • @SP8inc
    @SP8inc Год назад +29

    John Williams did say they did reshoots for the ending. I think the rumors where that they would time travel back to when Indy was young, and he was going to die, killing off old Indy as well. Helena was then going to replace Indy throughout history, to sort things out. Kathleen wanted that ending (I believe it) but it didn't do well in test screenings and they reshot stuff and rearranged the movie. That would honestly explain the shoddy work on young Indy's face, they just didn't have that much time to do it.

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 Год назад +16

      Yikes, that would've been even more disastrous.

    • @Skull1Hunter
      @Skull1Hunter Год назад +7

      @SP8inc If they went that route, it would have been a giant slap in the face to all the fans of this franchise.

    • @ascendingarscente
      @ascendingarscente Год назад +2

      That and apparently one of the demands to be met if they were to make another Indiana Jones film was to not kill off Indy, otherwise Spielberg would’ve sued.

    • @PoopaChallupa
      @PoopaChallupa Год назад +1

      It explains that lazy ass ending. She punches him and he gets knocked out for hours?! So damn lazy.

  • @thunderstruck5484
    @thunderstruck5484 Год назад +64

    Should have had Shia in this movie, everyone loves a comeback story and he’s a great actor and could have pulled it off , anyway that would require good writing and Hollywood is all out of good writers

    • @eblatz80
      @eblatz80 Год назад +1

      I agree, but that was never going to happen unfortunately

    • @Ruddline
      @Ruddline Год назад +3

      Could have been hilarious if they took him off the Padre Pio stage and just wrote in that Mutt freaked out and became a Benedictine Monk lol

    • @Mattblaze1477
      @Mattblaze1477 Год назад +4

      It absolutely could have worked. If anything it would have gave the film more positive buzz instead of what they got when the masses found out Intersectional Feminist Phoebe Waller Bridge had a big role to play in this mess.

    • @ascendingarscente
      @ascendingarscente Год назад +2

      I would’ve liked to see Mutt back, but they have to recast him. Didn’t Shia admit to multiple crimes a while back? Lol.

  • @shadowvessel
    @shadowvessel Год назад +162

    I'm pretty sure Spielberg and Lucas let them make this movie JUST so people would say, "You know, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull wasn't that bad"

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 Год назад +10

      And yet I still say Crystal Skull... yeah, it really was that bad.

    • @shadowvessel
      @shadowvessel Год назад +4

      @@dan_hitchman007 Ikr? The same thing happened with Lucas' prequels after the sequel trilogy came out.

    • @Robd07
      @Robd07 Год назад +2

      Lol. It worked with the Star Wars Prequels!

    • @Shintigercurl
      @Shintigercurl Год назад +10

      CS was a flawed passion product made by people who still loved the characters.
      DOD was a product that tried and failed to use member berries and tore down a iconic character to make way for a strong female character.
      i'd take swordfighting and swinging with monkeys over that crap that came out this week.

    • @warprecautions631
      @warprecautions631 Год назад +2

      Most people so far seem to prefer DOD to CS, except for the Jeremy Jahns comment section apparently.

  • @mnealbarrett
    @mnealbarrett Год назад +13

    I noticed that about the "de-aging" segment: they didn't de-age his voice. Disney HAS the technology to do exactly that, they used it perfectly in the de-aged Luke Skywalker segments in The Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett.

    • @davidmhh9977
      @davidmhh9977 Год назад

      They can do it, but it usually doesn't "act" as well as the original. Even if he sounded older, having something "human" about deep fake Indy was probably a really good call

  • @Eckythump
    @Eckythump Год назад +192

    "If you haven't seen Dial of Destiny yet". Hahahaha. No chance of that happening. I have standards.

    • @TheMightyMidget
      @TheMightyMidget Год назад

      "Disneyana jones and the dial of destiny"

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 Год назад

      Standards of acting like an entitled jerk, I see.

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 Год назад +236

    I feel like Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull is about to gain a lot more defenders after this movie

    • @willpoweramv
      @willpoweramv Год назад +44

      It'll be another Star Wars prequel situation

    • @tameston5467
      @tameston5467 Год назад

      Nah films still shit

    • @tsvetomirsheev3882
      @tsvetomirsheev3882 Год назад +40

      I liked it before it was cool lol, had a great wrap up to Indy's character

    • @zohaibhaider
      @zohaibhaider Год назад +18

      @@tsvetomirsheev3882same here, i actually enjoyed that movie.

    • @nunouno001
      @nunouno001 Год назад +31

      It’s not great, but it was never that awful or bad in the first place.
      Let’s be honest, the real reason it got so much hate is because kids who grew up with the original trilogy became cynical adults who were disappointed that Crystal Skull didn’t make them feel like kids again.
      Not saying Crystal Skull doesn’t have its issues, but they were greatly and grossly exaggerated by people who wanted another Indiana Jones and didn’t realize he’s 60 years now and made them realize they’re in their 30s-40s.

  • @vsznry
    @vsznry 11 месяцев назад +2

    That Ky Huy Quan edit was HILARIOUS.

  • @dillonmcinerney9104
    @dillonmcinerney9104 Год назад +47

    Dr. Jones was a tenured professor at a renowned University. It would’ve been so much better if he was still a professor and had a student come talk to him about some old wreck or treasure. Jones, who’s been behind a desk for too long says they should go find it. They go on the adventure, Indy gets one last journey and his student realizes that Dr. Jones not just some old dude, but a true adventurer. Why must everything be sad and depressing.
    I don’t understand how anyone can think “oh, that’s a great plot!” It’s like Disney hammered a square peg into a round hole and not one person thought, “hey maybe there’s a better way to do this.”

    • @MrBrokehisbollo
      @MrBrokehisbollo Год назад +3

      Who would play the student?
      They could meet short round on the way and he can show off the fighting skills he gained as Waymond.

  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 Год назад +19

    I'm glad even Jeremy has gotten tired of this trend of ruining things by subverting beloved characters into the ground. This all really kicked off with Ghost Busters 2016 and that movie bombed hard. Fans will always reject this crap.

  • @1894db
    @1894db Год назад +10

    I can't be the only one who would have preferred the entire movie be that opening flashback scene, all in realistic CG or something...

  • @capandcheese
    @capandcheese Год назад +125

    The appreciation for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull throughout the fanbase has begun. Saw this coming the moment announced this movie based on what happened to the sequel trilogy

    • @kreimsnta
      @kreimsnta Год назад +4

      Like the rising of appreciation of Twilight 😅

    • @NameIsDoc
      @NameIsDoc Год назад +13

      The only thing Disney has managed to do is make the Prequels and Crystal skull seem like good movies.

    • @qui-gonrick7002
      @qui-gonrick7002 Год назад +13

      I didn't like Crystal Skull, but I did like having him and Marion getting married and I liked the idea of him having a son. But they managed to screw both of those up with the new movie.

    • @owlcircus6811
      @owlcircus6811 Год назад +4

      This weird sort of retroactive praise is so infuriating. It's like why put any stock in something being bad if in 5-10 years people are gonna start hailing it as a "misunderstood masterpiece" just because something inferior comes out.
      It's why I have massive respect for the people who DIDN'T turn around on the prequels, and still believes Star Wars is only a trilogy

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 Год назад +1

      Nope. It's still a crappy movie too.

  • @brucecrawford_17
    @brucecrawford_17 Год назад +40

    At least we still have The Last Crusade and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull endings. Each to their own.

    • @daustin8888
      @daustin8888 Год назад +8

      What if this whole movie was made just so people could appreciate KotCS more?

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Год назад +9

      @@daustin8888Probably or Kathleen is trying to ruin another franchise

    • @justachaoticperson1906
      @justachaoticperson1906 Год назад +3

      @@brucecrawford17_ I loved Prequels a lot and I still do, Kingdom of the crystal skull wasn't really bad but definietly my least favorite out of the 4 movies

  • @TadBigby
    @TadBigby Год назад +3

    There are two things I've always needed from this channel: Jeremy to watch ATLA after his review of The Last Airbender and a second look at Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I'm a very happy man.

  • @noname-oq8ey
    @noname-oq8ey Год назад +122

    The rumored orignal ending was that Young Indy sacrificed himself to save the day, which in turn also killed Old Indy. So then Phoebe Waller's character took his place and there was montages of her taking his place in all his previous film adventures and becoming the "new Indiana Jones".

    • @blackbeardbarkbark
      @blackbeardbarkbark Год назад +98

      Rather get hemorrhoids then see this ending...

    • @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom
      @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom Год назад +100

      I'd rather look directly at the Ark of the Covenant than see that ending.

    • @geoffrobinson
      @geoffrobinson Год назад +32

      I'd rather give up pizza than watch that ending.

    • @SolidSnake240
      @SolidSnake240 Год назад +33

      I'd love to know what they were smoking in the writer's room.

    • @shakibahmed6044
      @shakibahmed6044 Год назад

      oh wow, actual self insertion, haven't seen something this dogshit yet

  • @capatialvinjohn2753
    @capatialvinjohn2753 Год назад +32

    Jeremy has written a more compelling version of the Indy 5 movie in a 17-minute-ish video 😆

  • @drteeth362
    @drteeth362 Год назад +18

    I think the de aging looked the best that ive seen. the only thing that stood out was something about the eyes, they seemed super still during the close ups

    • @chaserimes3958
      @chaserimes3958 Год назад +2

      I personally thought the de aging was horrible lol. Glad I’m the only knit picker. The voice didn’t seem to be de aged at all. It sounded like an 80 year old Harrison ford, not 40 year old. They should have used old audio to make him sound younger.

    • @vinblack85
      @vinblack85 Год назад

      I thought the side of his face looked weird at times

    • @markyates5744
      @markyates5744 Год назад

      When he ran along the top of the train like the train was standing still - not doing 60mph. Then later when the train looked to have sped up to 100mph+ (impossible for the time) and they're fighting on the train and Indy has his hat on like it stays on in hurricane force winds!! People not looking / glancing ahead to check for branches, tunnels and more. Just it all makes the CG worse by removing all suspension of disbelief! They can't have the train bump along at 50mph like an OLD train would be doing.

  • @IronGhost8280
    @IronGhost8280 Год назад +14

    I’ve been watching The Making of Indiana Jones and it still amazes me how much time and effort went into everything, from the casting to the sets to the writing. Not to mention it was all done practically.
    From the sounds of it, they just went “eh, we’ll CGI everything and throw in a bunch of call-backs.”

    • @DachshundDogStarluck19
      @DachshundDogStarluck19 Год назад

      Well, this explains why they've wasted an extra $50-$100 million dollars on a dangerously high-risk sequel to Indiana Jones 4 by placing too much CGI all over the place. Good God, this movie would've been an easy 9/10 after the debacle that was The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, but it ended up a 7.5/10 movie. Maybe 7/10.

  • @robertmorrison6727
    @robertmorrison6727 Год назад +42

    Thank you for a real, honest review. One of the few big RUclips movie reviewers left who is no longer a shill (here's looking at you Struckman) and this is why people will trust you and you will continue to grow.

    • @jaredkroger2033
      @jaredkroger2033 Год назад

      How is Stuckmann a shrill? Because he his reviews aren't a bitch fest about every movie?

    • @ryderproductions8456
      @ryderproductions8456 Год назад

      What happened with struckman?

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 Год назад +1

      @@ryderproductions8456 He doesn't give negative reviews anymore because he's trying to make his own film and doesn't want to insult anyone in the industry

    • @robertmorrison6727
      @robertmorrison6727 Год назад

      Yeah now he's producing his own movie so he's too scared to criticise meaning he is handing out positive reviews to trash like this to keep on the critics/Hollywood's good side. Can't really blame him but lost any confidence in his honesty so no longer respect his opinions as they're likely disingenuous.

  • @windstrider83
    @windstrider83 Год назад +2

    You have a lot more integrity than most reviews. Your review of this and sound of freedom proved it leaving zero room for doubt.

  • @rsanchez9865
    @rsanchez9865 Год назад +4

    Alcohol required at the beginning of the video said it all. Thanks man.

  • @Battle_Corps_Wild_Bill
    @Battle_Corps_Wild_Bill Год назад +31

    As far as I'm concerned? Indy and crew rode of into the sunset at the end of Last Crusade and lived happily ever after. Sadly they never made any movies after that, real shame and missed opportunity, but at least the series ended on a high note

  • @NerdyGuyRanting
    @NerdyGuyRanting Год назад +33

    I am pretty sure the original ending had Indiana Jones stay in the past. And then it would be revealed that Indiana in fact was Archimedes. Which is why Archimedes' intelligence was so ahead of its time and why Indy's watch was in Archimedes' tomb.
    And it would set up an interesting bootstrap paradox about who actually created the Antikythera device since the only reason "Archimedes" had it was because he found it in the future and brought it back to the past. And since it was left there it could be found in the future to be brought back to the past.

    • @B1gBoyPants
      @B1gBoyPants Год назад +18

      I originally thought Archimedes was wearing Indy's watch, but I'm pretty sure they revealed it was actually the Nazi's watch, because we see after the crash that Archimedes found his body and they specifically showed him looking at his watch.

    • @j-jackquinn5540
      @j-jackquinn5540 Год назад +4

      @@B1gBoyPants yeah but with the of mention indy’s dads watch earlier it absolutely feels like a rewrite

    • @B1gBoyPants
      @B1gBoyPants Год назад +3

      @@j-jackquinn5540 At first I did think it was gonna be Indy in the coffin, which would have been a wild way to end the movie. Idk if I would have preferred that ending or not. On one hand, that would have been a really crazy way for Indy's story to end, and feels fitting for his character to be trapped in history. On the other hand, I like him getting a happy ending.

  • @thomasd4738
    @thomasd4738 Год назад +7

    Yes, Short Round would have been awesome! Great to hear you discuss it.

  • @gregorde
    @gregorde Год назад +18

    The ending and the structure really does suggest that the original rumors were true: that fleabag took his place ok history as Indy dies in the oast

  • @Wills-Corner
    @Wills-Corner Год назад +2

    13:01 no it didn't. The biggest problem with Crystal Skull is the tone. It felt like a parody of Indiana Jones. It didn't take the character or the world seriously. The dialogue and acting felt like something out of the Adam West Batman show.

  • @Roguewolf1999
    @Roguewolf1999 Год назад +44

    I’ll never get over the kid magically knew how to fly a plane at the most convenient time lmao

    • @joem4939
      @joem4939 Год назад +6

      I liked the film but the kid just felt like they copied Shortround and the could’ve took him out with no impact on the story.

    • @chrisblake2629
      @chrisblake2629 Год назад +9

      I mean they show him learning how to fly when the introduce him

    • @CasiodorusRex
      @CasiodorusRex Год назад

      You missed a scene. Before Indy walks into the room where Wombat is selling the dial, there's a pilot teaching the kid how to fly a plane. What's ridiculous is the guy in the back of the plane he stole doesn't wake up until mid flight.

    • @CasiodorusRex
      @CasiodorusRex Год назад

      @@joem4939 They don't want to lose money on the film. Rogue One was a duplicate of Star Wars.

    • @whoknew2273
      @whoknew2273 Год назад

      Same as the one in Fast X

  • @angelodilullo7591
    @angelodilullo7591 Год назад +109

    I think this is one of your most poignant reviews I’ve seen. It made me feel sad for the state of movies in general….it’s hard to explain the feeling, but I just feel like we’ve lost touch with the form of storytelling that made cinema, literature, and art so impactful. Based on your review, it feels like the concept of the hero’s journey has been lost, and maybe even forsaken by these Hollywood writers. It’s a sad state of affairs atm.

    • @xoxonaotchan_7902
      @xoxonaotchan_7902 Год назад +3

      I disagree with Jeremy A LOT on a lot of things. This movie definitely isnt one of them

    • @squaeman_2644
      @squaeman_2644 Год назад +3

      We still do have excellent stories, but typically nowadays they're classics. It's like writers are trying to reinvent fire so to speak...

    • @Erick-tv8oq
      @Erick-tv8oq Год назад +8

      That's Hollywood and Hollywood alone. There's an unending ammount of art from other places that IS actually good. "Movies" aren't dying, Hollywood is

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 Год назад +9

      We can't call these people writers anymore, they're activists. There's no excuse for the trash they've been shoveling out. They have all the money and talent to put out quality and yet we don't get it.

    • @theprowler18
      @theprowler18 Год назад +1

      I believe there are still good stories and art in the world to experience and share among us. A good example of this for me in cinema, Past Lives. I was stunned at how timeless, truthfully painful, and yet endearingly romantic that film approaches generational love between two people that truly connect but can never be, because of well, life and the choices/paths we take on it. That is a romantic gem that could be seen as a classic down the road. We are just seeing the literal death gasps of cynically made, bloated big budget films gasping for some creative life (with the few rare exceptions nowadays).

  • @JayConnor210
    @JayConnor210 Год назад +2

    Always love watching Jeremy's spoiler talks while i sit on the toilet 😂

  • @AdamSoucyDrums
    @AdamSoucyDrums Год назад +74

    "If you're gonna kill his character, kill him in a car-wreck like a *decent* stupid script"
    - Jeremy Jahns 2023

  • @AlanAvis
    @AlanAvis Год назад +71

    If you are going to do a legacy sequel you need to do it like Top Gun Maverick. In that film, Maverick wasn't some broken, sad failure. He was still at the top of his game. In fact, he was better than ever. This film needs to be like that.

    • @darkwingdave79
      @darkwingdave79 Год назад +10

      True... but Maverick wasn't 80 years old though.

    • @REDDAWNproject
      @REDDAWNproject Год назад +13

      ​@@darkwingdave79but you can have a dude living a good life at 80 get forced into another adventure.

    • @draochvar9646
      @draochvar9646 Год назад +10

      ​@@REDDAWNprojector have them act as a wise mentor, getting their pupils ready to carry on a legacy. But that'd require respecting the wise mentor archetype.

    • @canuck21
      @canuck21 Год назад

      @@REDDAWNproject True. Technically Harrison Ford could be Tom Cruise's father so of course you couldn't have an Indiana Jones in top form, but it was sad to see the state in which Indiana Jones is in and it's not his physical capability that is the problem, it's his mental state. He's miserable almost the whole movie. I HATE that they killed his son. No matter how happy the last scene is, we all know that a part of Indy and Marion died and they will never be completely happy again. At least if they had grand children to look forward to, but they don't even have that.

    • @wernergansert6377
      @wernergansert6377 Год назад

      Kathleen Kennedy and Disney DOES NOT want to show successful men at the top of their game. They want to show them as broken, drunk, bad fathers, losers...etc

  • @ytuser_3122
    @ytuser_3122 Год назад +3

    In another life, I’d have liked seeing Ke Huy Quan reunite with Indiana Jones

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja Год назад +50

    I decided I wasn't going to watch this movie based on Mutt's death and the subsequent divorce with Marion. It just made me more sad than excited.

    • @Robd07
      @Robd07 Год назад +14

      After hearing this....im glad they did NOT include Short Round only to have him killed.

    • @tomhur1
      @tomhur1 Год назад

      Yeah me too. Hearing about that killed all my interest in the film.
      Sadly I'm probably gonna see it anyway. If only to see how bad it is...

  • @robertgray1365
    @robertgray1365 Год назад +191

    I truly believe what Kathleen Kennedy has done to Star Wars and Indiana Jones is petty revenge for some slight, real or imagined, visited upon her by Spielberg and Lucas that she's been stewing on for decades. There's literally no other logical explanation for the way she's utterly butchered these franchises.

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 Год назад +9

      I truly believe that no matter what she did, people would hated it regardless. People proved that with George with the prequels and Indy 4.

    • @tonyruby4467
      @tonyruby4467 Год назад +37

      Either that or she's one of those hacks that failed upwards.

    • @REDDAWNproject
      @REDDAWNproject Год назад +15

      Shes a producer. She throws money at a problem. The issue isn't her, its the writers are incompetent.

    • @guyjperson
      @guyjperson Год назад +17

      That's not an unpopular assessment of Kennedy's motives. I suspect, though, that she thinks she's revolutionizing cinema. I bet she goes back to the office thinking (as the guy from MoneyBall put it) that the first one through the door is always gonna get bloody. On her watch, she's damaged a lot of franchises, but I don't believe she's in her basement rubbing her hands together and cackling about it.

    • @robertgray1365
      @robertgray1365 Год назад +35

      @@REDDAWNproject writers she hires for very specific reasons but none of those reasons are because they're good writers.

  • @DoctorDonna-p7i
    @DoctorDonna-p7i Год назад +9

    Agreed, Jeremy. Saw it the other day and it was "fun," but felt tired and trite. While it was great to see Harrison Ford reprise his role, I was generally disliking the Indie-Wombat relationship and was sitting there wondering why the two were set up THIS way. I also think there was an entirely different way this movie went after they found the tomb (and can only speculate that this was the reason Spielberg departed from the director's chair). At the end, I was most excited during that intense de-aged opening -- and then it was just a steady descent into mediocrity with nothing creative and an anti-climatic resolution. The Williams score was (per usual) magnificent and the Indie theme was great to hear -- too bad what was the on the screen felt like a poor imitation of a franchise mishandled on its final leg. Top Gun Maverick showed bringing back old franchises can be done right. Disney could have gone so many different (and much better) directions here -- frankly, that's the most disappointing part -- seeing the possibilities onscreen and none of them materializing.
    BTW, very much enjoy your videos/takes. The best movie reviews on the Net.

  • @cinemamadness6920
    @cinemamadness6920 Год назад +56

    Getting "back together" with a woman who gave you divorce papers isn't a happy ending, it's just delaying the inevitable. Once you make the choice to give a man divorce papers, the love is over. This is a horrible ending.

  • @RandomWizard55
    @RandomWizard55 Год назад +5

    “Examine the body” is exactly how I feel about this Indiana jones movie

  • @Road_to_Dawn
    @Road_to_Dawn Год назад +8

    I think it’s interesting that Dial of Destiny is out and some people are like “you know, maybe Crystal Skull actually isn’t that bad”. Reminds me of Star Wars, after episode 9 happened and people are now saying “you know, maybe the prequels actually aren’t that bad.” Now I wonder what else we’ll be saying that about in the future. Maybe the new Tron movie.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 Год назад +2

      After sitting through TERMINATOR: DARK FATE, I thought, "Maybe Salvation wasn't that bad. The 3rd one's still ass and I missed Genisys in theaters."

    • @DachshundDogStarluck19
      @DachshundDogStarluck19 Год назад

      I hate soft spots in movies, and I still think Crystal Skull is a bad movie.

  • @chrismc8753
    @chrismc8753 Год назад +11

    My biggest issue with the movie is Helena for the reasons you mentioned. I loved the nostalgia bate at the end and I felt like it served the ending well. It felt enough like an indy ending, while also finally giving him his well deserved happy ending. They should have either A. Made Helena Marcus Brody's child because that has weight to it and we know and love Marcus. OR what everyone is saying is that it should have been Short Round not Helena. Also get rid of discount Short Round from this movie, as well as bring Sallah along on the adventure and either replace Antonio Banderes all together and just have it be Sallah, or make Antonio Banderas an old friend of Sallah and he helps them on the diving expedition. If he's Sallah's friend we don't have to have had history with the character. Other than that, Harrison for as a grumpy old man was great, I didn't care for the death of mutt and the divorce until the coarse of history was changed and Marion came in at the end. I wish it would have also changed mutts fate too and there was a mention of "how's the kid" atthe end and Marion mentioned that he's doing well with his family (as you mentioned). And of course Madds Mikkelsen is incredible. He may even be my new favorite Indy villain.

    • @CasiodorusRex
      @CasiodorusRex Год назад

      Yes, making Helena Brody's child would have made more sense except the actor who plays Brody, Denholm Elliott, is deceased so they'd have to totally AI is face.

  • @themadjock1977
    @themadjock1977 Год назад +6

    Adding quality characters in later instalments totally works. Lethal Weapon 2-4 is a great example. Instead of ignoring short round and Mutt they could have embellished them and complemented the Indy crew. Indy may have been happier too

  • @aidankeohane3370
    @aidankeohane3370 Год назад +6

    Why couldn’t we have had Indy, Marion, Short Round and Sallah on an adventure together? You don’t need these new characters. Have these four great characters we know and love going after Voller and his guys. Would’ve been awesome.

  • @redbigun
    @redbigun Год назад +53

    You know it's bad when Jeremy busts out the drinks.
    The Indiana Jones series ended for me with The Last Crusade. The rare third movie in a trilogy that's the best of the trilogy.

    • @simontrickfilmer
      @simontrickfilmer Год назад +1

      Logan, Thor3 and Ape3. 2017 was a good year for part 3... :-)

    • @gameragodzilla
      @gameragodzilla Год назад +7

      Crystal Skull was the ending for me. Indy goes on one last adventure, gets married to Marion, has a son, and enjoys his twilight years with his family. The end.

    • @GigaChad-s
      @GigaChad-s Год назад

      Crystal Skull had a good definitive ending though, why can't you die hard fan boy tards get that through your pea brains.

  • @danholmesfilm
    @danholmesfilm Год назад +24

    “Like a decent stupid script”
    killed me 😂

  • @howlingwolffang2221
    @howlingwolffang2221 Год назад +6

    I always thought crystal skull was good and looked forward to the son taking up the whip for a knew generation, plus that ant scene will haunt me till my dying day

  • @Jia1337
    @Jia1337 Год назад +333

    Let's just all pretend this movie never happened and Indiana Jones ended as a trilogy.

    • @jove1155
      @jove1155 Год назад +41

      This never happened. There are only 3 Indiana Jones movies.

    • @goldenwaver-themagicalspir9618
      @goldenwaver-themagicalspir9618 Год назад +49

      @@DubzKiller98 Why so salty? Were those two your favorite movies?

    • @AlejandroDiazadiaz201
      @AlejandroDiazadiaz201 Год назад +9

      Yup. The same way the MCU ended with Endgame, with Wandavision as a nice annex

    • @jakenail99
      @jakenail99 Год назад +19

      ⁠@@DubzKiller98 “growing up” would be respecting someone else’s opinion that a large majority of the fandom holds 😂 These are just more cash grabs

    • @mrpotatoguy1
      @mrpotatoguy1 Год назад +2

      Last crusade ending sucks. Krystal skull gives us a great old Indy and he get's married to the girl who should've been in Crusade which is a brilliant ending as it distances Indy from being a playboy James Bond or Clint Eastwood type character to someone kids can look up too.

  • @danhiestand2742
    @danhiestand2742 Год назад +4

    “Like they’re looking for the Langoliers or some shit.” Deep cut. 😂

  • @PetaHatingChris42
    @PetaHatingChris42 Год назад +3

    I pretty much agree with everything you said. The best word I can use to describe Dial of Destiny is "underwhelming". The beginning was definitely the best part, but I felt very bored through most of the second act, and the third act took a major nose dive. People give Crystal Skull flak for including "aliens", but I felt the time travel in this one was even more ridiculous. And yes, I also think Crystal Skull was better as it at least had fun action scenes and felt like a classic Indy adventure. Spielberg's direction helped as well. I give James Mangold credit for trying, but he's just not Spielberg.

  • @rachb373
    @rachb373 Год назад +56

    Killing off Indy's only kid is unnecessary and unforgivable. So much love for that iconic character, and THAT'S how they send him off? He deserved better. WE deserved better

    • @krustomer
      @krustomer Год назад +12

      WHAT???? Everyone hated Mutt, I'm so confused

    • @OBSDCC7
      @OBSDCC7 Год назад

      Mutt was fucking AWFUL, but yeah to just throw his character away was retarded

    • @colbystearns5238
      @colbystearns5238 Год назад +4

      I thought everyone hated Mutt? 🤔

    • @Itstwofourteen
      @Itstwofourteen Год назад +2

      ​@@krustomer Nah... Mutt was alright.
      He's far from the most egregious thing about KOTCS (a film I don't personally hate but don't care to rewatch either.)

    • @japz321
      @japz321 Год назад

      apparently Mangold decides to kill Mutt because, he's an important guy in Indy's life and not having him in his new adventure would be weird, so he decides to kill him to not include in the movie

  • @PittsburghSportsFan43
    @PittsburghSportsFan43 Год назад +11

    I haven't seen this yet, but I have a feeling I'm going to agree with most if not all of what you said here.
    I really, really hate this new trope they have going where they bring back iconic couples and characters just to ruin their happy endings and either kill them or just put them back together, which makes the breakup completely pointless.
    And they absolutely could have recast Mutt. There are plenty of 30-40 something actors that could have taken the role. (I always liked Crystal Skull. And after the ark, the cult that ripped out hearts and controlled people and the holy grail, I don't know why aliens was so controversial.)

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 Год назад

      Because people hated Lucas and the prequels and the stuff in Crystal Skull was just a step too far for folks.

    • @PittsburghSportsFan43
      @PittsburghSportsFan43 Год назад +1

      @DuelaDent52 Right. Because unless you're talking about God or Christ, beings living anywhere but Earth is insane. It's pretty damn arrogant to think you have all the answers when so much of the universe hasn't been explored.

  • @Tr0nzoid
    @Tr0nzoid Год назад +6

    "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" at least tries to look like an Indiana Jones movie and still gives us an active Indy. He didn't come across as old, even when watching it fifteen years ago.
    Speaking of "nostalgia bait," there were a couple of aggravations. In the beginning, the Disney card was on screen, followed by the Paramount card, but then that was followed by the Lucasfilm logo instead of fading to something like a peak.
    Next - the opening shot - was the close-up of a door's lock with the titles in the same typeface as the first, third, and fourth films. To match those earlier movies, either the Lucasfilm logo should have been before the Paramount one, as it was in the fourth, or just used the Lucasfilm Ltd. title within the credits like in the first and third films.
    I also wondered why the Indiana Jones theme was just after the first travelogue map scene instead of during it.

    • @jacobarmstrong5308
      @jacobarmstrong5308 Год назад +2

      please find a hobby. no one actually cares about the order of the company logos at the start of the film. They're only there because of contractual reasons.

  • @LeonardoKlotz
    @LeonardoKlotz Год назад +70

    "Evil cannot create anything new. It can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made."
    - JRR Tolkien

  • @winters1811
    @winters1811 Год назад +21

    I won’t destroy my childhood and watch this movie so this video will be everything I need 😁

  • @danielsperanza6754
    @danielsperanza6754 4 месяца назад

    I have no idea why RUclips has decided I need to see your old reviews, but got to say it’s not a bad way to blow a morning.

  • @MastaKeahi
    @MastaKeahi Год назад +5

    Don’t forget the ant scene from crystal skull was wild to me as a kid.

  • @nathannemeth4094
    @nathannemeth4094 Год назад +43

    I honestly think the fridge scene was both hilarious and amazing.

  • @ricecube348
    @ricecube348 Год назад

    I appreciate how the advertisement prior to this video was for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.

  • @Screamfancast
    @Screamfancast Год назад +102

    Let's hear how Disney ruined another beloved character.

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Год назад +13

      Disney ruined Star Wars and now Indiana Jones

    • @Thechickinaaronscar
      @Thechickinaaronscar Год назад

      Did Disney make crystal skull lol

    • @D4n1t0o
      @D4n1t0o Год назад +7

      Next time you hear someone say Wokeness is a good thing, remember its corrupting influence on all it touches.

    • @Screamfancast
      @Screamfancast Год назад

      @D4n1t0o ehhh it sounds like this is more of a poorly written and executed movie and less of the typical "woke" narrative.

    • @martinh1309
      @martinh1309 Год назад +4

      @@ThechickinaaronscarCrystal Skull was a lot better than this, and it never ruined the character of Indy.

  • @Brett_Damarco
    @Brett_Damarco Год назад +5

    We still need the Spoiler Talk for Spiderverse and Transformers !

  • @tekuaniaakab2050
    @tekuaniaakab2050 Год назад +2

    That little ‘Disneyana Jones…’ at the end was brutal

  • @ntmetroid
    @ntmetroid Год назад +5

    I enjoyed it a lot more than I expected - granted my expectations were very low.
    Hell, I didn’t even mind how off the rails the climax went.
    Though I feel like you could have cut out 30 minutes and Teddy all together and had a much better film.

  • @BossyGlossy-zy1ie
    @BossyGlossy-zy1ie Год назад +10

    James Mangold recently said in an interview they talked about having Short Round but apparently they were shooting the same time as Everything Everywhere

  • @DylanGuillemette
    @DylanGuillemette Год назад +25

    I would've payed for my $11 ticket just for that opening flashback scene. Up there as one of the best Indy scenes

  • @evankaiser8785
    @evankaiser8785 Год назад +17

    I was actually very impressed with the cgi for young Indy. Like I wouldve watched a full length movie that just revolves around the flashback where Indy continues the quest for the missing piece of the dial with Mr Shaw. I didn’t care too much for Wombat cause I couldn’t decipher her relation with Indy, at the beginning of the movie she tricks him and leaves him behind and at the end of the movie she’s crying to take him back home, that kind of character arc should happen over a couple of movies imho. The moroccan kid was a neat character just kind of awkward english. Overall the cgi was great for the most part except for a few hiccups, and the storyline was good, but there wasn’t much they could do with Indy’s character so for that I give it a 7/10. It was enjoyable and I’d watch it again

    • @canuck21
      @canuck21 Год назад +3

      The emotional relation Helena had with Indy at the end felt completely forced because throughout the movie I felt they didn't even know each other that much and had little personal connection. At the end in NYC, they implied that she and that annoying Teddy will be part of his extended family. Yeah, sure 🙄. I wish they'd bring back Short Round. He would have soften the loss of Mutt a little. Indy and Marion together with the support of Sallah and Short Round. Helena and Teddy can go away on their next adventure for all I care.

    • @newbootgoofin24
      @newbootgoofin24 Год назад

      It was REALLY GOOD.

    • @mhlkta8516
      @mhlkta8516 Год назад +2

      God! A lot of people has a lot of money to waste.

    • @mjulia9214
      @mjulia9214 Год назад +1

      I also thought they did a really good job with it…..was very realistic to me.

    • @chaserimes3958
      @chaserimes3958 Год назад

      I thought the de aging was not very good. It was distracting at times. The audio was terrible. He sounded like an 80 year old man with a 40 year olds face.

  • @tobylerone4285
    @tobylerone4285 Год назад +11

    While I think going back in time was dumb as fuck, I do like the idea of Indy becoming part of history, so there’s some drawing of him on an Ancient Greek relic or some shit at the end. That would’ve been a lovely ending, the music swelling on a final image of Ford, cast into bronze, set in eternity. That’s my ending.

    • @robertfleischmann4119
      @robertfleischmann4119 Год назад +1

      Uh... Harrison Ford was cast in Carbonite. The entire galaxy knows that!

    • @tobylerone4285
      @tobylerone4285 Год назад

      @@robertfleischmann4119 should’ve died then too!

    • @thedancehackersguidetoarge4301
      @thedancehackersguidetoarge4301 Год назад +1

      There should have been a scene with Indy wondering what that stick figure with a chainsaw and boomstick represents.

    • @_JellyWalker
      @_JellyWalker Год назад

      @@thedancehackersguidetoarge4301 Now that's a multiverse crossover I actually want to see.

  • @MatCaveGaming
    @MatCaveGaming Год назад

    Overall, I really enjoyed "Dial of Destiny". It felt like an Indiana Jones film more to me than "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" did. That said, I also enjoyed Crystal Skull. The thing I love about your reviews, whether you enjoyed a film or not, is that you explain the reasons why you either enjoyed or disliked aspects of the film in question. That right there sets you apart in the most positive way from so many others posting reviews. Whether it be on RUclips or in articles. You provide your honest opinions and take the time to go into important details. I truly appreciate that! Keep up the awesome work!

  • @opinian1068
    @opinian1068 Год назад +4

    I never thought we'd be in a cinematic age where our childhood heroes & heroines would all get systematically destroyed by a bunch of corporate studio franchise grifters. What a bummer, man.

  • @Wills-Corner
    @Wills-Corner Год назад +3

    14:09 fan fic my ass. At least it feels like the originals. Obviously its not better than them. But it felt more in line than Crystal Skull did.

  • @scottiemon9036
    @scottiemon9036 Год назад +6

    I think you saved me $18... and $20 popcorn... thanks

  • @SingleStepStudios
    @SingleStepStudios Год назад +18

    I got out of the theater and realized a plot hole.
    That wanted by the NYPD for murder thing. Besides being brought up by Indy a time or two, Is completely forgotten by the end of the movie when they get back to New York.

    • @tomhur1
      @tomhur1 Год назад +5

      That might be evidence for the ending being changed honestly.

    • @SingleStepStudios
      @SingleStepStudios Год назад +2

      @@tomhur1 That would explain it.

    • @donkeymagick
      @donkeymagick Год назад +2

      No no, it's ok. They just explained to the cops that the real murderers were now dead in ancient Sicily and they dropped all charges against Indy... 😂

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 Год назад +2

      Yep it's never touched on again and the whole reason Indy is on the adventure.