The (NOT BLOCKBUSTER) Collection - The Search For The Worst - IHE

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
  • IHE dives into yet another collection of terrible rip-off movies. This time with the theme being big Hollywood Blockbusters.
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  • @kebabremoveth5257
    @kebabremoveth5257 5 лет назад +4606

    It’s even funnier that turkish star wars isnt even translated badly- the story just doesnt make sense.

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 5 лет назад +71

      I thought Stalingrad was renamed after your death.

    • @Noah-xv3yt
      @Noah-xv3yt 5 лет назад +38

      Teenlikesgames879 Stalin named in Stalingrad it was originally called Leningrad

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 5 лет назад +10

      @@Noah-xv3yt oh yeah, I forgot.

    • @kevinmarks7726
      @kevinmarks7726 5 лет назад +142

      @@Noah-xv3yt Nope, Stalin renamed Tsaritsyn to Stalingrad (now Volgograd). Leningrad is Saint Petersburg.

    • @smaugster6081
      @smaugster6081 5 лет назад +31

      Thank you for saving the motherland (and starving me)

  • @thomas-tk6ce
    @thomas-tk6ce 5 лет назад +4418

    How long before IHE accidentally reviews a porn parody

    • @RandomPerson-pi9cu
      @RandomPerson-pi9cu 5 лет назад +286

      Whenever RUclips loosens up on the adpocalypse... so not for quite a while.

    • @GilCAnjos
      @GilCAnjos 5 лет назад +374

      "accidentally"

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 5 лет назад +86

      @@axeltomaszewski9905
      Yeah finding one on "ACCIDENT". Instead of finding it on purpose

    • @axeltomaszewski9905
      @axeltomaszewski9905 5 лет назад +18

      @@GilCAnjos Fuck I stole your comment shit shit

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад +72

      How long before IHE reviews Thomas and the Magic Railroad? That's a movie that he needs to review already, I'm surprised none of you guys have ever voted that movie for him to watch it.

  • @compa6251
    @compa6251 2 года назад +147

    Funfact: the directors of Alien 2 used just a small part of the budget they had for making the movie, because they used the rest of the budget to go on a vacation at Cannes

  • @miraqen7801
    @miraqen7801 4 года назад +1096

    Someone needs to tell him that a Turkish Spiderman movie exists.

    • @mislavgrosinic5584
      @mislavgrosinic5584 4 года назад +32

      And african

    • @pilavboy4417
      @pilavboy4417 4 года назад +10

      no way

    • @clorotch3259
      @clorotch3259 4 года назад +45

      pilav boy It’s called 3 Dev Adam, and it’s fucking brilliant. I’m not going to tell you anything about it, except that you are NOT prepared for it. Watch it.

    • @ajzeg01
      @ajzeg01 4 года назад +13

      Not Spider-Man Collection?

    • @mehmetatayurtsever2227
      @mehmetatayurtsever2227 4 года назад +11

      Also the first ever star trek movie is a turkish comedy movie.

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 5 лет назад +4742

    _I wish Obi Wan taught _*_me_*_ about the importance of _*_Islam._*

  • @thisisdayvid
    @thisisdayvid 5 лет назад +1582

    They made a sequel to Turkish Star Wars in 2006 called 'Son of the man who saved the world' or something like that and believe it or not it's worse

  • @stringbones9360
    @stringbones9360 4 года назад +2478

    I can't stop laughing at "I wish my girlfriend back on Earth also loved me"

    • @diobrando2845
      @diobrando2845 4 года назад +76

      That's a big mood

    • @madelinebell5046
      @madelinebell5046 4 года назад +129

      That line and "We got skeletons instead of women" had me crying with laughter.

    • @Entity-dn1mc
      @Entity-dn1mc 4 года назад +24

      Those skeletons are probably only attacking them cause they just want to impress some fish lady named Undyne. 😆

    • @bagelgod946
      @bagelgod946 4 года назад +11

      I had to pause the video so I could take a second to breath

    • @teirdalin
      @teirdalin 4 года назад +9

      Did you ever stop laughing since then?

  • @BigProdigyRattius
    @BigProdigyRattius 5 лет назад +1784

    Allow me to elaborate on the opening of Turkish Star Wars, so humans invented space travel and explored the stars for centuries. Humans eventually began colonizing planets, and aliens were presumably also discovered, thus began the galaxy age. Many new governments formed and eventually banded together to create the Galaxy System, which was a collection of different alien and human planets throughout the galaxy. For some reason the human civilization struggled on Earth with the transition and reverted back to primitive tribal ways of living while still having space travel. They then began the search for immortality which caused turmoil between the other human races. Humans on Earth eventually formed itself as one massive tribe where they all followed the same beliefs. The people of Earth then began getting nuclear bombarded by factions within the Galaxy System who would sometimes even break chunks off the Earth causing them to drift through space (this comes into play later in the film). Then the unthinkable happened, a never before seen super weapon fired at the Earth turning the planet into Space Dust™. No one knew who controlled the weapon and the humans remaining in the Galaxy Systems used the only thing they could, their minds. People began using their minds to create a barrier which no other species could penetrate.
    Now, here is where even a Turkish Star Wars Lore master gets confused
    It states in the movie that "A coating was formed by compressed human brain molecules was protecting the earth." though it was stated previously that the Earth was turned into Space Dust™, so how is it still around? I have two theories.
    1. The compressed human brain molecules managed to trap the Space Dust™-ified Earth and reformed it as well as creating a barrier around it.
    2. They made Earth 2.0
    Both are very good theories, and until the director steps forward to tell all his true intention we will assume that 1. is the most likely. Though my head cannon is Earth 2.0.
    So once the barrier was created there was no weapon that could break through except for one, a weapon constructed of human brain and willpower. For the aliens there was one problem, they didn't have brains (lmao). Humans left on Earth sent out warriors to find and destroy their attackers but no one they sent has ever returned. So the humans convened and came up with a plan to defeat the unknown enemy. To send out warriors to destroy their attackers, basically what they were already doing but better because this time they sent more men. Amongst those sent were two boys, mere space cadets, Murat and Ali. Thus ends the beginning tale, however what happens next? You'll have to watch the movie to find out.
    Catch ya homeslices on the flip side, skidoosh

    • @fuckitongod4177
      @fuckitongod4177 5 лет назад +185

      Big props for taking so much time to analyze and explain this.

    • @foxywoxy0w068
      @foxywoxy0w068 5 лет назад +200

      This is more confusing then the Kingdom Hearts plot line, and that’s saying something.

    • @lexisiren4688
      @lexisiren4688 5 лет назад +100

      Why do you know all this

    • @BigProdigyRattius
      @BigProdigyRattius 5 лет назад +149

      ​@@lexisiren4688 I invested +20 Lore Points into Turkey's greatest film

    • @Daito8
      @Daito8 5 лет назад +68

      I have now made this a copypasta. Thank you.

  • @Colddirector
    @Colddirector 5 лет назад +524

    As bad as Jaws in Japan is, the mental image of IHE suffering through hours of boring barely-softcore asian porn for that ridiculous shark attack is cracking me up for some reason.

    • @AmberCommentsThings
      @AmberCommentsThings 5 лет назад +51

      Schadenfreude:
      pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

    • @f.d.3289
      @f.d.3289 Год назад

      There's worse to suffer through than barely-softcore asian porn TBH

  • @danielorr7964
    @danielorr7964 5 лет назад +464

    Someday you are going to die and your grandchildren are going to stumble upon a box marked “ grandpa’s films” and discover all these rip off movies
    I wonder what they will think

    • @gaunt6592
      @gaunt6592 5 лет назад +53

      Ha. As if IHE would ever get laid.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 5 лет назад +27

      @@gaunt6592 he could adopt

    • @purrgundy
      @purrgundy 5 лет назад +42

      "It's the worst movie ever!"
      "Nah mate, this one is the worst movie ever made!"

    • @Mutantgamer
      @Mutantgamer 5 лет назад +64

      The kids will learn what truly drove Grandpa Alex to the grave.

    • @towwong2822
      @towwong2822 5 лет назад +35

      *New upload*
      I HATE CHILDREN

  • @tinhead_junk
    @tinhead_junk 4 года назад +500

    IHE - ‘I think they only had one male actor and female actor and they didn’t even try to distinguish their voices from character to character’
    *shows examples*
    Voices - *computer screeching.*

    • @ChaseJonas75
      @ChaseJonas75 4 года назад +31

      Grey’s Demons if you wear headphones, it seems to fix the problem. I’m not sure why though.

    • @mari_moonshoes
      @mari_moonshoes 3 года назад +6

      Chase Jonas Doesn’t work for me at all

    • @certainlysomethinggrass
      @certainlysomethinggrass 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, I- I can't hear anytging. ._.

    • @boldasbecca5625
      @boldasbecca5625 3 года назад +1

      @@mari_moonshoesr wwssssassssssssssssssssssssssU.a

    • @happydudemarius9404
      @happydudemarius9404 3 года назад +3

      Using headphones here. All I hear is barely audible blipping sounds.

  • @dwang663
    @dwang663 5 лет назад +779

    why are these movies all so frozenland???

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 5 лет назад +1695

    6:27, it's not even green-screened. It's rear projection, like what they used to do in the '50s.

  • @mahmutichigo
    @mahmutichigo 5 лет назад +340

    Text is not badly translated in Turkish Star Wars. As a native speaker of turkish language, i could say that even we do not undertand it. It was accurate

    • @zamazingobjk9970
      @zamazingobjk9970 5 лет назад +5

      Aynen oyle hdhdjdf 10 yasimda izledigimde hicbisey anlamamistim filmden

    • @conornutt
      @conornutt 5 лет назад +5

      @@zamazingobjk9970 "even we do not undertant it" i didn't undertand it either.Kind of want to watch it though for how bad it seems,which perhaps that even if it wasn't at first became the point.

  • @caitthenerd7470
    @caitthenerd7470 5 лет назад +215

    14:48 The greatest special effects in cinema history right here, folks!
    "How can we make it look like he's cut in half?"
    "Just cover half the frame, nobody'll notice"

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 2 года назад +9

      Wait, it was supposed to be him cut in half?
      I thought the entire time it was just half of his body covered in darkness, with a weird choice to flip the video.

    • @thetreyceratops2242
      @thetreyceratops2242 7 месяцев назад

      I love how his eye is moving too

  • @YTNFSCC
    @YTNFSCC 4 года назад +279

    "We got Skeletons instead of women"
    - Ah yes, something everyone says at least once in their life.
    "Oh I am all alone, noone to love, I tried blind dating, but in the end, I got a skeleton instead of a woman"

    • @guywithrevolver
      @guywithrevolver 3 года назад +8

      Sounds like something in a deep facebook post

    • @captain_frozo891
      @captain_frozo891 3 года назад +4

      Ah man i got catfished, or should i say, skeleton-fished!
      Please kill me

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 года назад +1

      True story that happened to Joel from Vinesauce once.
      They went to Tiananmen Square on that faithful June of 1989 for a romantic evening -of shooting commies-

  • @efe_aydal
    @efe_aydal 5 лет назад +1910

    YES! TURKISH STAR WARS! Turkey's best bad movie. I was actually gonna recommend it to you.
    P.S: There's actually a Turkish Star Trek movie which was actually before Star Trek feature films. But unlike the popular belief, that one is a parody not a ripoff. And a very funny one (if you know Turkish)

    • @jaskldfjaslkdfj
      @jaskldfjaslkdfj 5 лет назад +13

      @jtInfantry 1 ok brugga

    • @kuzeydemir910
      @kuzeydemir910 5 лет назад +1

      @jtInfantry 1 😂

    • @JJ44595
      @JJ44595 5 лет назад +2

      jtInfantry 1 You okay man?

    • @BasilBonehead
      @BasilBonehead 5 лет назад +14

      Isn’t the guy who plays the main character in Turkish Star Wars also play the main character in Turkish Rambo

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 5 лет назад +37

      Fight. Get captured. Fight. Get captured. Fight. Get captured. Fight. Preach importance of Islam. Get captured. Fight.

  • @Squantle
    @Squantle 5 лет назад +2734

    What’s up with the audio from the animated movie clips

    • @olivermarr3352
      @olivermarr3352 5 лет назад +117

      Your mom

    • @physalis5830
      @physalis5830 5 лет назад +207

      I can't explain why but you should be able to hear it with headphones or on a laptop

    • @ItsSpoggel
      @ItsSpoggel 5 лет назад +222

      Using the RUclips editer I think he went back and took out the audio after uploading probably because of copy right. Or maybe he fucked up the editing. Also possible

    • @phillippschaeffer606
      @phillippschaeffer606 5 лет назад +67

      I think it's the copyright and not the editing that messed it up (his video's get copyright striked a lot)

    • @Lady_in_the_Radiator
      @Lady_in_the_Radiator 5 лет назад +264

      one of the audio channels is inverted, so if you're listening to it in mono you won't hear anything. if you use headphones or stereo speakers it should be fine.

  • @alta5205
    @alta5205 4 года назад +394

    I never thought i'd ever hear IHE do a sarcastic cover of Pink Floyd's Time

    • @wezza36
      @wezza36 4 года назад +4

      Good man

    • @archer454
      @archer454 4 года назад +5

      Seriously but it was amazing lol

    • @zackc799
      @zackc799 2 года назад +1

      And still was a better use of the song than eternals lol

  • @zephyrian1006
    @zephyrian1006 4 года назад +54

    The ending to Psycho Shark is like a second grader's narrative writing for the DWA.
    "I got home and then a shark ate me. The end."

  • @amelia9608
    @amelia9608 5 лет назад +430

    33:10
    "I'll show you an example to see what I mean"
    Movie:ˢʸᶜᶜᶜᶜᶜᵏᵇᶜᶜᶜᶜᶜˢˢˢˢˢˢˢˢᶜˢᵇᶜᵏˢˢˢˢˢˢ
    *Yikes*

    • @2163mechows
      @2163mechows 5 лет назад +11

      Hum i think im the only who cant hear that

    • @Globox2004
      @Globox2004 5 лет назад +31

      it's some mobile device yt bug

    • @supermariohack3218
      @supermariohack3218 5 лет назад +4

      It's still funny though.

    • @SuperSkip64
      @SuperSkip64 5 лет назад +27

      I was wondering why no one was mentioning that in the comments 😂 I thought I was going insane lol

    • @strawberryswisher.
      @strawberryswisher. 5 лет назад

      Wear ear phones

  • @googlyman645
    @googlyman645 5 лет назад +836

    in the cartoon, the voice acting is so bad that my brain refuses to process the audio. either that or you messed up the audio, but its probably the first one

    • @thehero1325
      @thehero1325 5 лет назад +77

      Nope, the audio is fucked

    • @jeremylim2421
      @jeremylim2421 5 лет назад +84

      I swear it *has* to be a joke. The voice acting is on par with some voiceovers such as penguins of madagascar and the n word.

    • @doraj64
      @doraj64 5 лет назад +83

      Its an issue with mono to stereo conversion, if you watch it on your phone the speaker cannot process it

    • @hayleywest4942
      @hayleywest4942 5 лет назад +8

      As long as it’s not just me.

    • @scumbagbenis113
      @scumbagbenis113 5 лет назад +7

      I could hear it with earphones

  • @CenereRoses
    @CenereRoses 4 года назад +157

    IHE: “Ah yes, every woman’s weakness. A romantic whistle.”
    Yuna from FFX: *frustration intensifies*

  • @Monody512
    @Monody512 4 года назад +97

    "Fight! Fight and jump! Jump the enemy to death!"
    John Carter of Mars in a nutshell.

  • @RickRaptor105
    @RickRaptor105 5 лет назад +162

    "One of these movies is actually the worst one I have ever seen"
    *has Turkish Star Wars on the list*
    Oh, I know what's it gonna be!
    *has another shark movie on the list*
    Oh, nevermind...

    • @ShaizeOn1
      @ShaizeOn1 5 лет назад +9

      what if the first one had an absolutely irrelevant shark scene? I wonder sometimes.

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 5 лет назад +1

      @@ShaizeOn1 the wanted to shoot the movie near the ocean but lost there Equipment so maybe they tried?

  • @ModifyBankai
    @ModifyBankai 5 лет назад +1039

    I just realized that the Samurai Jack episode where he straps rocks to his legs and learns to "jump good" is probably a homage to Turkish Star Wars.
    L M A O

    • @xanious3759
      @xanious3759 5 лет назад +89

      honestly i wouldn't be surprised.

    • @mohammadmehaboob7055
      @mohammadmehaboob7055 5 лет назад +44

      That was such a good episode

    • @nicolasbiller7486
      @nicolasbiller7486 5 лет назад +62

      Genndy directed a Star Wars show and SJ had lots of SW references so it's likely

    • @samcoy4243
      @samcoy4243 5 лет назад +48

      I mean; it's a humorous play on a common anime trope. I don't think it's from this but it's possible

    • @quackmasterson5128
      @quackmasterson5128 5 лет назад +10

      @Arrow Head That was uncalled for, and rude.

  • @magicalframe9441
    @magicalframe9441 5 лет назад +71

    I love that the guy in Turkish starwars litterally pimp slaps someone's head off

  • @anirex3919
    @anirex3919 4 года назад +187

    Turkish Star Wars sounds like a pretty charming mess. Maybe I'll check it out sometime.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 3 года назад +12

      Hope I intervened in time: if you're epileptic, keep your meds closed!
      No seriously, the film has a lot of flashy, nauseating and overall very ugly camera work.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 года назад +22

      The sequel is even worse. They have a scene with scorpions but they couldn't buy scorpions because of reasons so they just put scorpion drawings on cockroaches

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, I feel like it would be great on Mystery Science Theatre 3000

  • @Just_some_Bible_Stuff
    @Just_some_Bible_Stuff 5 лет назад +1423

    "Send out *BLACK* John in his *RACE* car"

    • @loweni7460
      @loweni7460 5 лет назад +20

      What was that all about? XD

    • @fourheadedmongrel7060
      @fourheadedmongrel7060 4 года назад +11

      @@loweni7460 r/woosh

    • @Appleboy78165
      @Appleboy78165 4 года назад +22

      I wonder whether that was intentional lol

    • @hammydammy123
      @hammydammy123 4 года назад +23

      I just hated how they made black John look like an actual tomato.

    • @colinplante8980
      @colinplante8980 4 года назад +38

      Ngl, I thought they said race card instead of car lol

  • @areiviondelirium
    @areiviondelirium 5 лет назад +1026

    "...Of that delicious lucrative pie."
    * Shows picture of cake *

    • @LORDdrPepper
      @LORDdrPepper 5 лет назад +33

      Which are also called pies by a lot of people

    • @indigowendigo8165
      @indigowendigo8165 5 лет назад +29

      So then is cake like a different kind of pie? o.o
      Their kind of different even if their both sweet...
      Cakes are soft and fluffy with lots of icing and rectangular.
      Pies are round and crusty filled with a lot of filling. :p
      You do kind of cut into both...
      But I mean, people don't do birthday pies lioe they do birthday cakes or have pumpkin cakes during thanksgiving like they do pumpkin pies do they? o.o
      Cakes being called pies... weird. :p
      Sorry. :p

    • @BlaneDaze
      @BlaneDaze 5 лет назад +6

      Are you assuming its identity?!

    • @Maikeru_Dabittsu
      @Maikeru_Dabittsu 5 лет назад +5

      @@LORDdrPepper In America, not so much the rest of the world

    • @LORDdrPepper
      @LORDdrPepper 5 лет назад +6

      @@Maikeru_Dabittsu I'm in the UK, and I sometimes call them pies. Depends on the look I suppose

  • @imperielgenecist1317
    @imperielgenecist1317 5 лет назад +170

    They took down the trying to watch part for copyright. Ironic

  • @kylenoisegriffin
    @kylenoisegriffin 5 лет назад +129

    “It’s called an establishing shot, not an establishing *minute* ” 😂

  • @markparkinson6378
    @markparkinson6378 5 лет назад +240

    Wait, aren’t those skeleton women? If so, then the whistle technically worked.

    • @thewingedhussars6313
      @thewingedhussars6313 5 лет назад +4

      Mark Parkinson , you mad lad !

    • @markparkinson6378
      @markparkinson6378 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you. 😊

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 5 лет назад +13

      It's a surprisingly progressive movie for the time, if women can be...
      SKELETON WARRIORS
      (theme tune plays)

    • @markparkinson6378
      @markparkinson6378 5 лет назад +1

      Unfortunately, I don’t understand the reference. I assume it’s a TV show?

    • @thewingedhussars6313
      @thewingedhussars6313 5 лет назад +4

      Respect wamen. But skeletons have no more gender seeing as they are just bones ! So it is even more progressive skel-no-gender !

  • @bottomkek
    @bottomkek 5 лет назад +242

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that at 13:59 this man punched Elmo in half... no?... ok

    • @kara-mari9909
      @kara-mari9909 5 лет назад +5

      First to like the comment!

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 5 лет назад +3

      @@kara-mari9909 First to like *your* comment!

    • @tombkings6279
      @tombkings6279 5 лет назад +2

      Second like to the comment's reply

    • @zmzna
      @zmzna 5 лет назад

      OOOORRRRRRAAAA

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 5 лет назад

      Too much tickle!

  • @bashbashfulsson4540
    @bashbashfulsson4540 3 года назад +171

    It's genuinely impressive how Psycho Shark managed to make seventy minutes of beautiful women in bikinis boring.

  • @servanov
    @servanov 4 года назад +43

    *Opens up box with brain inside*
    Editor: "The Ben-Hur soundtrack would go well here."

  • @ByzCSGO
    @ByzCSGO 5 лет назад +238

    Okay my mom grew up in Turkey (before coming to Germany where we are now) and she tells me all the time how famous the actor in the first movie (Cüneyt Arkın) was. He was (kinda still is) the Brad Pitt of Turkish Cinema I suppose, of course nowadays they have higher quality movies.
    Back in the day, in Turkey, there were no better films, they didn't know (or didn't have the license) to dub the good movies, so seeing some sort of action film was so special.
    My mom told me how she and the rest of the family loved his movies (most of them were as silly as the star wars rip off). Considering they never knew anything better existed, it was really epic for them.

    • @tahabalakc7744
      @tahabalakc7744 5 лет назад +3

      Nope simply nope. Movie industry in Turkey suffers greatly from directors trying copy hollywood and thinking that more hollywood is better. Turkish horror movies are really terrible in terms of sound, acting, visuals and everything. They're mostly filmed by amateurs and they're packed with cheap junpscares and nothing actually scary. Also there is a great influx of famous youtubers or viners that try their luck with movie industry but the result is always ridiculous ass movies. So no I would not say it's good but yeah sure there are good directors and actors in Turkey

    • @ByzCSGO
      @ByzCSGO 5 лет назад +28

      @@tahabalakc7744 I know they are terrible (I mean of course they are), my mom and her relatives never knew anything else (they didn't know it was a copy) so for them it seemed so "action packed" and awesome, which nowadays even she laughs at.
      I'm assuming you're turkish too?

    • @conornutt
      @conornutt 5 лет назад +7

      @7678687678686 9890809809808 i mean hollywood has put out tonnes of awful movies,is it not a numbers game?

    • @StrugglerK
      @StrugglerK 5 лет назад +7

      @7678687678686 9890809809808 turkish movies at the time (arguably still is) affected by the goverment and a lot of political bullshit they just simply couldn't make certain movies. They also always had so little budget only movies like that were made. (not talking about rip offs but same caliber "action" movies)

  • @simonbierschneider8131
    @simonbierschneider8131 5 лет назад +273

    Black John and his *R A C E* car

  • @TheOtherBeuh
    @TheOtherBeuh 4 года назад +25

    “You are mere çocuk!”
    -Darth Vader, 1497

  • @quin2920
    @quin2920 4 года назад +211

    Is something wrong with my speakers, or did "black Jon" and the Asian guys just make squeaking noises??

    • @ziosuna2143
      @ziosuna2143 4 года назад +21

      Thought i was going insane.

    • @ChaseJonas75
      @ChaseJonas75 4 года назад +30

      It seems to fix the audio if you have earbuds in.

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 4 года назад +2

      I wonder if there's a black Garfield too

    • @chiaraj1003
      @chiaraj1003 3 года назад +1

      @@ChaseJonas75 It does! How does that work?

    • @ChaseJonas75
      @ChaseJonas75 3 года назад +1

      @@chiaraj1003 audio output from the video is probably scuffed for the speaker output, while earbud output is fine. I don’t really know the specifics since I’ve never uploaded a video myself, and I’ve never edited video.

  • @selina2052
    @selina2052 5 лет назад +163

    Let me tell you as a Turk, Turkish Star Wars is even more awkward and stilted in turkish

    • @serdarsertel6727
      @serdarsertel6727 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah im turkish too

    • @dr.thomassmith3497
      @dr.thomassmith3497 5 лет назад +8

      It’s awkward yet a masterpiece, similar to “the room”

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 5 лет назад +4

      I know this isn't how the title translates, but when I originally looked it up on Google Translate, it couldn't do the full sentence, and translating individual words seemed to get me something like "The Saving Man in the World"
      I get the impression that with or without the Star Wars footage, you guys back home wouldn't have rated it well among its contemporaries :P

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 5 лет назад

      I can imagine

  • @sjuderans7730
    @sjuderans7730 5 лет назад +254

    I think we just found the only movie with the line “The Blue ocean is extremely salty.”

  • @miraqen7801
    @miraqen7801 5 лет назад +49

    *"Ah, Savior of the Earth, my favorite isekai."*

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 года назад

      Dunyayi kurtaran adam lan ismi

  • @yunqb1519
    @yunqb1519 4 года назад +22

    funny how the actor in turkish star wars is actually rly an icon in turkey thanks to all his older movies 😭😭

  • @namelessperson438
    @namelessperson438 5 лет назад +520

    Are we not going to talk about why there was a Richard Hammond biography unattended on a bench? Or why Alex took it? No, ok.

    • @chorosso5259
      @chorosso5259 5 лет назад +48

      it's the best deal, 2 for 1 i say.

    • @shelman8239
      @shelman8239 5 лет назад +25

      It's a bit of a joke on JAR media, Alex explains it in one of the episodes of the cast

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 5 лет назад +16

      You actually think he randomly found it... It's was most likely a joke.

    • @sophiam2439
      @sophiam2439 5 лет назад +9

      r/woosh

    • @GeriatricFan1963
      @GeriatricFan1963 5 лет назад

      I wonder thought if Mr. King and Jazz have stayed together though, like the graffiti on the bench?

  • @bigwhoops3134
    @bigwhoops3134 5 лет назад +430

    What is the worst movie you've ever seen? No, I'm not talking about Transformers 2 or Grownups 2, I'm talking about a movie so bad, so fundamentally broken that it leaves a pit in your stomach or makes you feel frustrated and angry beyond any reasonable measure. This is a question I've been asking myself for a while and I think it's about time to do something about it. Welcome, to the search for the worst.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +103

      God, I miss that opening

    • @MistCellaneous-5
      @MistCellaneous-5 5 лет назад +9

      Worst than Jack and Jill?

    • @jaded_piper
      @jaded_piper 5 лет назад +25

      @@MistCellaneous-5 NO! WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT SIN!

    • @uncertaindaisy
      @uncertaindaisy 5 лет назад +3

      I hope it will return

    • @twistedlogik2523
      @twistedlogik2523 5 лет назад +2

      Literally stealing his script for a comment? Why?

  • @roguecraftstar9251
    @roguecraftstar9251 4 года назад +36

    Where is the review of the Richard Hammond biography

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 4 года назад +5

    I was going to Turkish Star Wars saw that one episode of Samurai Jack where Jack learns to "jump good", then realising that it was filmed long before that cartoon even aired, there's a chance that the creators of Samurai Jack got the inspiration of teaching Jack how to "jump good" from this

  • @sindexthelivingbeing4138
    @sindexthelivingbeing4138 5 лет назад +586

    Shark movies?
    Please cover Santa Jaws. It's not NEARLY as bad as these but I would love to see a review of it.

    • @Scallycowell
      @Scallycowell 5 лет назад +20

      House Shark.
      You will not survive House Shark.

    • @charlescalthrop2535
      @charlescalthrop2535 5 лет назад +14

      Shark excorcist is my favrite movy.

    • @luisTheWhopper1505
      @luisTheWhopper1505 4 года назад +8

      Sharktopuss is the only real shark movie

    • @thehalfeatenbagel3170
      @thehalfeatenbagel3170 4 года назад +1

      Every Single One Of You Guys Comments Are Epic Over Here I'm Not Gonna Lie To You @Scally Cowell Charles Calthrop And The LuisTheWhopper

    • @MsCassidy23
      @MsCassidy23 4 года назад +2

      @@luisTheWhopper1505 but Shark Exorcist was more faithful to its roots.

  • @deig9697
    @deig9697 5 лет назад +169

    20:13 i need a full album cover of Dark side done by IHE

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 года назад +276

    "worst dub of all time"
    *Laughs in Kimba*

    • @jadendafinger
      @jadendafinger 3 года назад +30

      “ooooohhhhh! Ooohhh noooo!”- Cat near avalanche

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 3 года назад +14

      Laughs in Dingo Pictures

    • @pedroks7756
      @pedroks7756 3 года назад +11

      Doesnt laugh because my country has one of the best dubs in brazil

    • @WingItMan217
      @WingItMan217 3 года назад +2

      Garzey’s Wing

    • @captain_frozo891
      @captain_frozo891 3 года назад +2

      *laughs in Australia*
      Crikey crikey crikey crikey crikey!

  • @HexterXD
    @HexterXD 5 лет назад +33

    That shark part is genuinely hilarious

  • @adrienfourniercom
    @adrienfourniercom 5 лет назад +128

    Cüneyt Arkin is very popular in Turkey, every one of his movies (at least, the ones I saw) is a complete chaos.
    You just undergo this non-stop visual and sound overload for 150 minutes.
    I suggest everybody to see at last one of these movies, you 'll feel exhausted but happy and you will not know why.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 5 лет назад +4

      The climax of Turkish Star Wars was one of the most beautiful clusterfucks I've ever seen put on film. You get all of the movies' monsters fighting, including the boss's robotic bodyguard thingy who shoots lasers...for about 10 seconds before exploding. All this while the hero is busting the most hilariously awkward martial stunts ever.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 лет назад +1

      I saw this and turkish Rambo and I know why it makes viewers happy and exhausted: those films are made to be overstimulating(like real action blockbusters) but since they're incompetent it's more of an assault on the senses than adrenaline inducing...
      As for the feeling of happiness, anything that makes me laugh to the point of tears, be it from actual comedy or just from sheer incompetency, makes me incredibly happy! And can be exhausting as well. ; )

  • @Sieger1
    @Sieger1 5 лет назад +726

    The (NOT CLICKBAIT) Collection when?

  • @DinkyDoll
    @DinkyDoll 4 года назад +7

    7:13 not even gonna lie after watching this I couldn't stop thinking about the whistling, something about it is so captivating

  • @alang.n2837
    @alang.n2837 4 года назад +48

    Is it me or i just can't hear the character's voices

    • @crazywazy5527
      @crazywazy5527 4 года назад +6

      it's me too, are you listening on headphones or earbuds? I'm listening on a phone speaker, so it might be a mixing to mono issue.

    • @TheGamingGamerPlaysGamingGames
      @TheGamingGamerPlaysGamingGames 4 года назад

      Same

    • @breakingyourlegs
      @breakingyourlegs 4 года назад

      I've seen this video when it was new and I'm quite sure the voices were there...

    • @MKSimmons
      @MKSimmons 3 года назад

      works fine now

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +1190

    So basically this is every Hollywood remake since 2010

  • @caseyjump7360
    @caseyjump7360 5 лет назад +90

    I can't even hear the voice acting from the rip off Tron movie

  • @pacificgrim4661
    @pacificgrim4661 5 лет назад +24

    *I wish my girlfriend back on Earth also loved me*

  • @Ads-yw1wr
    @Ads-yw1wr 3 года назад +9

    The best part about savior of the earth, is that a lot of footage was reused in another bootleg animated movie called “space thunder kids”.

  • @TacoFlako
    @TacoFlako 5 лет назад +136

    I actually saw Turkish Star Wars in theaters. It was a hell of a ride.
    Check out Starcrash from 1978, if you're curious enough. Its a total Star Wars knock-off, complete with a lightsaber duel and a scene where they blow up a battle station at the end.

    • @matthewhoobin5730
      @matthewhoobin5730 5 лет назад

      Did you actually see it in Turkey or someplace when it was released, or was this some kind of cult classic re-release event?

    • @TacoFlako
      @TacoFlako 5 лет назад +9

      Matthewceratops Cult classic event. I saw it a few years ago. There's a small theater in my city that used to screen really shitty/obscure movies, and tickets were only a dollar. My friends and I used to go all the time.

    • @realliferapunzel5943
      @realliferapunzel5943 5 лет назад

      @@matthewhoobin5730 or mst3k,the newer one? That's how i saw it and it is so awful without the jokes

    • @pauliuskubilius9627
      @pauliuskubilius9627 5 лет назад

      Whoah dude spoiler alert maybe?

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, Starcrash is way into "so bad it's good" territory. It's definitely not boring, the disco-era aesthetic is always fun, and it's got Christopher Plummer hamming it up shamelessly for a paycheck. Not to mention those outrageous outfits they crammed Caroline Munroe into. And the Hoff! There's a lot to like there, for fans of schlock. It's enjoyable (in its own way) even without the MST3K riffing.

  • @hattheduck2359
    @hattheduck2359 5 лет назад +178

    Immagine forgetting a Richard hammond biography book on a bench and now it's in viral youtube video

  • @al_luviec
    @al_luviec 5 лет назад +6

    The headlight to the camera flash transition in Alien 2 is actually the coolest transition I’ve seen.

  • @cako666
    @cako666 4 года назад +21

    I really feel bad for anyone who spent more than 3 cents and a fart getting the autobiography of Richard Hammond lol

    • @knshinn2
      @knshinn2 Год назад

      Richard 'The Hamster' Hammond, he's NOT A REAL HAMSTER

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +617

    So 2017 Mummy movie in a nutshell

  • @shibainu9043
    @shibainu9043 5 лет назад +163

    *Unnessasary Timestamps:*
    2:13 Turkish Star Wars
    16:03 Alien 2
    24:59 Psycho Shark
    30:24 Savior of the Earth

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 года назад +26

    18:26
    "Oliver Onions"
    I hear a lot about unfortunate names, but nothing quite equates to that.

  • @ItsCosmoTewulf
    @ItsCosmoTewulf 5 лет назад +36

    11:16 The "alien costume" that one guy is wearing looks like a bizarre fursuit.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 5 лет назад

      Or something from Don't hug me I'm Scared

    • @sam432er5
      @sam432er5 5 лет назад

      It looks like a failed Elmo costume.

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 3 года назад

      of course YOU would know about that

  • @FifthSkip
    @FifthSkip 5 лет назад +146

    Full Dark Side of the Moon cover when?

  • @twintimeproductions8700
    @twintimeproductions8700 5 лет назад +306

    Turkish Star Wars is the best movie ever.

  • @Enigmatic_Lurker
    @Enigmatic_Lurker 4 года назад +24

    Me trying to hear the audio from the Tron rip off:
    🤞🏼👁️👄👁️👂🏼✋🏼🔇

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 3 года назад

      Is that your mom? 😜

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 3 года назад

      @@twisterman4184 Was that supposed to be funny? It was just disappointing.

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 3 года назад

      @@thatguyintherain3168 I wasn't thinking straight when I typed that sorry

  • @Matt-vw9nd
    @Matt-vw9nd 5 лет назад +5

    Lord almighty - the bit about finding Richard Hammond's biography abandoned in the middle of nowhere had me in tears. How utterly fitting of a fate for such a DVD.

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 5 лет назад +203

    Funnily enough, they’re all still better than RUclips Rewind.

    • @yoshithefriendlydino4025
      @yoshithefriendlydino4025 5 лет назад +2

      Quit horsing around!

    • @thedishonoredamerican129
      @thedishonoredamerican129 5 лет назад +1

      True very true.

    • @uncertaindaisy
      @uncertaindaisy 5 лет назад +2

      That’s not really very high praise though is it

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 5 лет назад +5

      how is that funny?
      generic youtube rewind comment, herpherp
      this is like " still a better love story than twilight "
      = -=

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 лет назад +1

      Temmie Plays! You literally have temmie in your profile.

  • @mick5055
    @mick5055 5 лет назад +270

    They should be called block builders.

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 5 лет назад +17

      *BALL BUSTERS*

    • @henkilepsilon6396
      @henkilepsilon6396 5 лет назад +9

      I'd prefer "Block Bumblers", because I have more respect for Block Builders than these people.
      Note that I have no idea what a Block Builder would do, but it has to be better than this.

    • @tornadoduck
      @tornadoduck 5 лет назад +6

      A Block builder would be the minecraft movie coming out next year

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 5 лет назад +1

      @@tornadoduck *oh god*

  • @indigowendigo8165
    @indigowendigo8165 5 лет назад +37

    LOL, that god awful "FIGGGHTTT!" thing should be in a fighting game. XD
    "Round 1! FIGGHTT!" :p

  • @TooRollingStoned7195
    @TooRollingStoned7195 4 года назад +15

    20:13 - Huh, IHE inadvertently inspired the NC’s review of The Wall.

  • @phephemigi
    @phephemigi 5 лет назад +315

    People watching on mobile can't hear the clips from savior of the earth, I don't know how you could fix it, it's just a bizarre problem that you should be aware of.

    • @ajaxk7677
      @ajaxk7677 5 лет назад +30

      phephemigi try using headphones or stereo speakers

    • @wren9713
      @wren9713 5 лет назад +49

      Oh thank god, I thought I was going crazy

    • @AquaLeaderJesse
      @AquaLeaderJesse 5 лет назад +13

      Oh is that it? I've been wondering what was wrong with the audio lol

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable 5 лет назад +4

      I had that problem but I put on my headphones and I could hear it through my headphones, but not my phone's speakers.

    • @V-grandraccoon
      @V-grandraccoon 5 лет назад +1

      Ajax K curious as to why there is a difference with headphones?

  • @wofi784
    @wofi784 5 лет назад +565

    Wait, I thought the backstory you gave about Turkish Star Wars was the plot of the film... Wait, is it the plot of the film?! I can’t tell...

    • @Mitchcraft.
      @Mitchcraft. 5 лет назад +20

      I notice they had some Battlestar Galactica plot shoved into it. They spoke of the 13th tribe in the subtitles and IHE said there was something about them originally being robots, in other words cylons. Not that this makes it any more understandable 😆

    • @Mitchcraft.
      @Mitchcraft. 5 лет назад +8

      Oh and what you should be questioning is @ 11:10 because
      meanwhile in Turkey the raging debate still continues about the Cantina
      scene. Who done a flying kick first? Han Solo rip off or, or .......
      the devil? 😈 Wait did they do darth maul before George Lucas?

    • @samichjpg
      @samichjpg 5 лет назад +9

      Idk but the Indiana Jones music just makes it 👌

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 5 лет назад +2

      @@Mitchcraft. wait the humans are cylon plot came with the 2004 series so this idea came first?

  • @lafther210
    @lafther210 4 года назад +10

    I lost it when you sang Time from Pink Flyod. My favorite moment.

  • @GRBY-NEWS
    @GRBY-NEWS 4 года назад +10

    Star Wars: takes place in a galaxy far far away
    Turkish Star Wars A.K.A. the man who saved the earth: Takes place during World War I

  • @zachgarnett1129
    @zachgarnett1129 5 лет назад +62

    That section with Time by Pink Floyd was the hardest I've laughed in ages. Good lord that performance was beautiful.

  • @PaulWilslapu
    @PaulWilslapu 5 лет назад +353

    clears schedule for the next 37 minutes

    • @bruh-ur5vw
      @bruh-ur5vw 5 лет назад +1

      37 you scrub

    • @vAqeii
      @vAqeii 5 лет назад

      Good job Paul

    • @JH-fb3mp
      @JH-fb3mp 5 лет назад +1

      When you watch a RUclips video

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 5 лет назад

      Are you THAT busy??

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 5 лет назад

      Lol at the implication that you have a business-esque schedule

  • @amyb2709
    @amyb2709 3 года назад +9

    I can't believe Turkish Star Wars portrayed Rock Lee so accurately

  • @MintyZedGrimes
    @MintyZedGrimes 4 года назад

    I legit never got this in my feed ever, not my subs feed and not my recommended. FINALLY, six months later, it showed up. I'M VERY GLAD IT SHOWED UP THOUGH BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY YOU REVIEWED SOMETHING LIKE TURKISH STAR WARS BUT WE GOT IT BOYS!

  • @steveen8489
    @steveen8489 5 лет назад +98

    None of these films can compare to the masterpiece known as "The Amazing Bulk"

    • @espurious
      @espurious 5 лет назад +1

      Already been a SftW on that

    • @ifkensen_3304
      @ifkensen_3304 5 лет назад +3

      What about Cool Cat Saves the Kids?

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 лет назад +6

      Ifkensen _ i love aallllll kids
      - A cool cat with a totally real lawyer team

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад +1

      I could watch that ending chase screen for hours, truly the pinnacle of cinema

  • @coffeejunkie7954
    @coffeejunkie7954 5 лет назад +390

    I will fund you to sing all of Darkside of the moon

  • @fattestboyslimmer2403
    @fattestboyslimmer2403 4 года назад +15

    Why is there Indiana Jones music? In the Turkish star wars ?

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 года назад +1

      Cuneyt arkin is a george lucas fanboy

  • @matth9w
    @matth9w 4 года назад +4

    13:25 I love the Indiana Jones soundtrack being used in the background too. Truly unique

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles 5 лет назад +373

    All the audio from savior of the Earth is completely missing.

    • @Rogerv1032
      @Rogerv1032 5 лет назад +16

      maxie fuqua he probably did it to avoid copyright as many of his videos have gotten copyrighted.

    • @Rogerv1032
      @Rogerv1032 5 лет назад +2

      Vulture X oh yeah. Now it works. Thanks.

    • @dingdong8629
      @dingdong8629 5 лет назад

      Scout 1032 i

    • @BigBadBuzzard
      @BigBadBuzzard 5 лет назад +1

      @@Rogerv1032 Glad I could be of service.

    • @kokopuppy57342
      @kokopuppy57342 5 лет назад +1

      It had closed captioning but no sound. I was so confused

  • @TimeLord-rt7ku
    @TimeLord-rt7ku 5 лет назад +107

    I’m soooooo exited for Sherlock gnomes 2

    • @Thomasgermaine
      @Thomasgermaine 5 лет назад +8

      Sherlock Gnomes was already a sequel

    • @PineappleStix
      @PineappleStix 5 лет назад +5

      Sherlock Gnomes 2: The gnomememeaning.

    • @Wyattporter
      @Wyattporter 5 лет назад +3

      Bobcat One so was Red Dead Redemption.

    • @retrorampager5373
      @retrorampager5373 5 лет назад +2

      I will also exit if I see Sherlock Gnomes 2

    • @TytoSwift
      @TytoSwift 5 лет назад

      @@Thomasgermaine woooosh

  • @moistwrmonastring1017
    @moistwrmonastring1017 4 года назад +20

    2 random dudes in the desert: *whistling*
    IHE: Oh, good lord! I’m absolutely swooning~!
    Me: *Casually chokes on my own laughter*

  • @NatsNaruable
    @NatsNaruable 4 года назад +11

    This is such a good movie, its hilarious in its randomness. The protag literally melts the brain and sword to make gloves out of them

  • @rebelappliance771
    @rebelappliance771 5 лет назад +78

    Now I want to hear ihe do a cover of Pink Floyd.
    Although that might get orbital copyright striked by UMG, hmmm...

  • @uncertaindaisy
    @uncertaindaisy 5 лет назад +127

    I’m certainly not the only one to say this but it is very difficult to hear the audio from the tron ripoff. this might be because of the movie itself, and I don’t want to put ihe through more trouble but yeah

    • @Mattquatch1
      @Mattquatch1 5 лет назад +22

      Pop some headphones in and it'll work just fine

    • @kingghoul2324
      @kingghoul2324 5 лет назад +2

      @@Mattquatch1 Nope, still doesn't work. WOO!

    • @SniperJoeLieutenant
      @SniperJoeLieutenant 5 лет назад +1

      It's copyright.

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 5 лет назад +2

      It's fun how you can tell who watched this without earbuds

    • @uncertaindaisy
      @uncertaindaisy 5 лет назад

      Kendra T yeah you’re right, I watched it with headphones and it works

  • @janberkemeier7406
    @janberkemeier7406 4 года назад +9

    Aaah, Black John
    Everyone's favorite kind of John

  • @yeehaw8856
    @yeehaw8856 5 лет назад

    I really love this video. It reminds me of lots of your older videos. The echoing sound effect is hilarious. Keep up the good work!

  • @likerlly
    @likerlly 5 лет назад +46

    Hard to Swallow Pills:
    Alex watches the movies in order and edits them in the way the wheel spins.

  • @steve3154
    @steve3154 5 лет назад +24

    Turkish Star Wars. Widen your galaxy.
    -Zach Snyder

  • @chrislsommers
    @chrislsommers 5 лет назад +12

    Holy hell, Turkish Star Wars looks amazing!

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 5 лет назад +11

    The practical effects in that Alien 2 was pretty good.☺