I Resolved Global Politics Through Sid Meier's Civilization

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  6 лет назад +4171

    This one's hot out of the editing oven, so quality options might take a mo to appear. But I hope everyone enjoys Civ! VI is my personal favourite in the series, as I enjoy the city building

    • @josephmarley2188
      @josephmarley2188 6 лет назад +15

      Nice to see a successful Irish person (I'm from cork)

    • @bleckflex
      @bleckflex 6 лет назад +12

      Country road take me home to the place I beloooong vest verginia mounten mama take me home country roads

    • @vkaivos
      @vkaivos 6 лет назад +4

      FINALLY

    • @vkaivos
      @vkaivos 6 лет назад +17

      Load a ireland mod from the workshop

    • @dragondan244
      @dragondan244 6 лет назад +6

      I'm from new Zealand an I am TRIGGERD

  • @antares6167
    @antares6167 6 лет назад +2354

    When you want to attack the UK, but literally every other leader in the world is waiting for the new episode of Doctor Who, so they won't let you.

    • @Cr3zant
      @Cr3zant 6 лет назад +6

      Deer Virax wtf is doctor who

    • @snertsnartsnurt8587
      @snertsnartsnurt8587 6 лет назад +73

      It's a popular British sci-fi show. center around an alien known as "The Doctor". Every season the Doctor regenerates into a new body. Has gotten a lot of gruff recently and previously due to changing executives producers which subsequently changes the writing and style of the show. Also the newest doctor is the first female doctor. In my opinion, it's definitely worth a try if you enjoy the sci-fi genre.

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 6 лет назад +21

      @Matthew Chenault You realize that Doctor Who has always had its fair share of silly bad guys outside the various story arcs, right?

    • @lordcrafty7578
      @lordcrafty7578 6 лет назад +6

      Doctor Who is trash now, i mean who's writing this **** and the companions behave like they are straight from crap kids tv

    • @dragonbor1664
      @dragonbor1664 6 лет назад +8

      @@lordcrafty7578 a man called chris chibnall he has done 4 episodes while moffat was in charge and all of them legit had the same premise one way or another and all were shit also did broadchurch which was boring

  • @AfterDark33
    @AfterDark33 6 лет назад +3119

    "There are only two problems now, Our lack of faith, _and the English_

    • @terhoraami9944
      @terhoraami9944 5 лет назад +27

      I find it distracting...

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 5 лет назад +82

      this is actually a great quote worthy of being set in stone

    • @The-Average-Noob
      @The-Average-Noob 5 лет назад +23

      America agrees

    • @sylveonguy7709
      @sylveonguy7709 4 года назад +11

      Scotland! Who hurt you?!
      Trick question. ENGLAND!!

    • @BattleUnit3
      @BattleUnit3 4 года назад +4

      Its like the English are a punishment from God

  • @mrflamingo1978
    @mrflamingo1978 6 лет назад +2819

    "I don't understand Australia's politics" don't worry, neither do we

    • @fordyce8386
      @fordyce8386 6 лет назад +206

      I don't understand how a prison can be the size of a continent. Nor have it's own government or political system

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 6 лет назад +35

      Good, I was feeling left out with all the weird stories that manage to end up around here.

    • @Theoretic101
      @Theoretic101 6 лет назад +146

      Who's our Prime Minister again?

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu 6 лет назад +13

      accurate

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu 6 лет назад +15

      @@Theoretic101 Scott?

  • @98kazer
    @98kazer 5 лет назад +679

    The only important thing I know of Civilization games:
    you give it 10 minutes of play time and it will suck out your time perception and you will not notice you've already played for 10 hours

    • @miep6304
      @miep6304 5 лет назад +101

      Yes and you probably started as a pacifist nation but now, you’re bombarding everyone.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 5 лет назад +34

      Sounds like The Sims too.

    • @kurojime9536
      @kurojime9536 5 лет назад +21

      Very true. Even when you change to the speed to online which is 2x speed it still takes forever to win. Unless you are very good at military then maybe a bit faster

    • @kurojime9536
      @kurojime9536 5 лет назад +39

      ​@@miep6304 That's true.
      At start: Hello good neighbouring country
      A Couple Hundred Turns: Why are you all angry with me
      A Few more Couple Hundred Turns: (Got declared war on)
      A Few turns later: Destroying enemy nation and they want peace.
      A Few turns later: Leave them with a few cities and accept their peace.
      A few hundred turns later: Time to eliminate everyone with nukes now

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 лет назад +7

      @@kurojime9536 Has anyone played the venice challenge of having only one city the entire time.

  • @bigheadpeanut5002
    @bigheadpeanut5002 6 лет назад +2208

    It's funny how Wilhelmina criticizes you for being a warmonger, even though she herself declared war on you for what looks like no reason.

    • @ZackeryCochran
      @ZackeryCochran 5 лет назад +276

      That’s Civilization’s AI for ya.

    • @BenersantheBread
      @BenersantheBread 5 лет назад +142

      @@ZackeryCochran That's real life politics for ya

    • @stuff9680
      @stuff9680 4 года назад +77

      Happened to me when I played as Russia, France, England, and the Aztecs declared war against me and Poland then declared war on me because I was a "War Monger"

    • @sylveonguy7709
      @sylveonguy7709 4 года назад +24

      Hey I think there being jerks
      THIS LOOKS LIKE A LOVELY EXCUSE FOR WAR

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 4 года назад +14

      @@stuff9680 Did they _all_ declare war on you relatively unprovoked? If you declared war on even one of them or if one of them had a reason for doing so then that would probably have a large warmonger effect.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 6 лет назад +1454

    I like how no matter what is going on, the Australian guy seems to be happy about it. Just, absolutely chipper.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 6 лет назад +150

      they're used to much worst things.

    • @dgde6788
      @dgde6788 6 лет назад +88

      Tis cannot be further from the truth. Our farmers are especially bad. When they're not performing Mayan rain dances, they're demanding government subsidised scuba gear for their cattle.

    • @notalive5479
      @notalive5479 6 лет назад +74

      @@dgde6788 Don't forget about calling the army to deal with Emu's
      (spoiler: the military lost)

    • @Lcrxss_
      @Lcrxss_ 6 лет назад +16

      That's how us aussies are I guess

    • @davidj3841
      @davidj3841 6 лет назад +42

      @@notalive5479 who would win?
      3 army men with machine guns
      or
      Some feathery bois

  • @APenguinsLullaby
    @APenguinsLullaby 6 лет назад +932

    "I don't approve of Manchester, and I don't think I ever will" You and me both RT.

    • @English_Thespian
      @English_Thespian 6 лет назад +28

      As a Manc I'd just like to say you both smell and we didn't want to let you in anyway

    • @meevins
      @meevins 5 лет назад +15

      @@English_Thespian Good we don't want to be anywhere near you and your gross ass city

    • @fruitella196
      @fruitella196 5 лет назад +14

      No one:
      Manchester: *sTaB*

    • @scottishanimationsinactive2764
      @scottishanimationsinactive2764 5 лет назад +4

      The rest of Scotland
      Inverness:HEY LOOK AT HOW MANY ROADMEN WE HAVE

    • @alexthegrape1000
      @alexthegrape1000 5 лет назад +1

      HIGH CALIBER Hey hey hey, we aren’t London.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 лет назад +1269

    We have Sean Beantown, Harry Hillville, Tobey Maguireburg and Rowan Aktincity in this wonderful land of Scottish Ireland, *but where’s Steve Buscemitopia and Ross Bobville?*

    • @awesomeracer2007
      @awesomeracer2007 6 лет назад +32

      oh no ross bobville is not here

    • @Milk___Chan
      @Milk___Chan 6 лет назад +12

      Thanos snap them off before dying in the sims 4

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 6 лет назад +6

      And blackpool.

    • @TheDemocrab
      @TheDemocrab 6 лет назад +9

      He should also settle a city on a 1 tile island in the arctic and name it "Call it Kevinland"

    • @elliottputnam9517
      @elliottputnam9517 6 лет назад +2

      nothing worse than a cloud-killer

  • @azazelreeds
    @azazelreeds 5 лет назад +1471

    "We must take the fight to the English," -Someone at virtually every point in history

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj 4 года назад +73

      Yeah.. even England itself at one point.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 4 года назад +73

      Ashleigh Carpenter “I’ll kick your ass, I’ll kick his ass, I’ll kick my own ass I don’t care”

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +22

      At least 4 times in the case of France

    • @roinymphornithorynque3282
      @roinymphornithorynque3282 4 года назад +17

      @@Sir_Bucket that's an understatement, considering the hundred years war was many little war with truces

    • @a10goesbrrt28
      @a10goesbrrt28 4 года назад +13

      Let's see
      France
      America
      Germany
      Russia
      Ottoman Empire
      Argentina
      India.
      Tag me to add more

  • @josefmilly
    @josefmilly 5 лет назад +706

    I just assume the people in Ireland are just a bunch of RTs roaming around talking about Sean Bean

  • @amo-kd9cn
    @amo-kd9cn 6 лет назад +2436

    So your scouts are stuck in Australia
    Kinda like a prison

  • @queben1643
    @queben1643 6 лет назад +1042

    Nukes: *exist*
    Ghandi: it's free real estate

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 лет назад +2611

    Gandhi is going to give everyone a bad time with his nukes

    • @sergeantsaucey
      @sergeantsaucey 6 лет назад +19

      Get out mé comment section

    • @dk97971
      @dk97971 6 лет назад +48

      How to properly clean your metal computer goddamn Gandhi always deleting me in a single turn

    • @cooperproductions3731
      @cooperproductions3731 6 лет назад +8

      *STANDING ON THE EDGE*

    • @prasunkumar117
      @prasunkumar117 6 лет назад +19

      Shame I wanted him to drop meteorites to the tune of West Virginia

    • @annebalfe6440
      @annebalfe6440 6 лет назад +1

      What?

  • @mmksquared
    @mmksquared 5 лет назад +1015

    Gandhi has completed the Manhattan project
    Objective: *Survive*

    • @keltongillanders5736
      @keltongillanders5736 4 года назад +27

      @@nadiamozerhusain4259 "oh.. sir ghandi you want my capital? why yes take it i didnt need that anyways. peace be to you brother!"

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 4 года назад +14

      @@nadiamozerhusain4259 Ι think you can actually get Ghandi to leave you alone if you build nukes yourself

    • @toopink4death492
      @toopink4death492 3 года назад +4

      @Veum Jewitt He'll also nuke you for building up even the tiniest grievance so be careful with waging wars.

  • @mimismountainhome
    @mimismountainhome 5 лет назад +539

    "Australia is going for global domination"
    *WaLtZiNg MaTiLdA InTeNsIvEs*

    • @prototagteaching2666
      @prototagteaching2666 4 года назад +7

      The true outcome.

    • @sylveonguy7709
      @sylveonguy7709 4 года назад +10

      Matilda’s waltzing on their grave

    • @elm4453
      @elm4453 4 года назад +5

      Remember the EMU WAR.

    • @icantthinkofagoodusername4464
      @icantthinkofagoodusername4464 4 года назад +12

      It's the plot of Fable 3 but instead of acting like a tyrannical oppressor to prepare for a war against a lovecraftian force of darkness, John Curtain's ravaging the entirety of Europe for resources in preparation for the Emus.

    • @gamerdanger7717
      @gamerdanger7717 3 года назад +3

      Any other country apart from america prospers
      AMERICA: Blasphemy

  • @kiister8126
    @kiister8126 6 лет назад +1078

    The character animations in the cinematics of this game looks so fucking good

  • @user-kd7nb7mc8w
    @user-kd7nb7mc8w 6 лет назад +3573

    Let’s make peace
    *Oh WaIt ThEy HaVe OiL*

    • @Adam-cq2yo
      @Adam-cq2yo 6 лет назад +138

      Bröther, may I have some öïl?

    • @fatjonseatingadventures5429
      @fatjonseatingadventures5429 6 лет назад +71

      That's usually my motivation for warring in this game... oh shit you have oil and i don't? yeah we're at war now

    • @gaspardp7314
      @gaspardp7314 6 лет назад +105

      How to spot american players

    • @AnotherGeek....
      @AnotherGeek.... 6 лет назад +12

      I mean who doesnt do that.....

    • @kawaiidoggo
      @kawaiidoggo 6 лет назад +15

      @@gaspardp7314 You're a warmonger..... and you have oil.

  • @jeffery9543
    @jeffery9543 6 лет назад +478

    "Hi welcome to france,
    *BAGUETTE* "

  • @coolchouzhao
    @coolchouzhao 5 лет назад +149

    “Australia makes no sense”
    Wow I can’t believe how realistic this game is

  • @ThatOneGuy-iv6rl
    @ThatOneGuy-iv6rl 6 лет назад +280

    "I was a turn away!"
    Welcome to the wonderful world of Civilization RT, you best get used to it.

    • @weiserthanyou2052
      @weiserthanyou2052 6 лет назад +3

      welcome to the wonderful world of IRL politics RT, you don't get used to it and everyone who's never been drafted wants to go to war for it.

    • @murielcunningham8703
      @murielcunningham8703 6 лет назад +1

      Yep

  • @TS-tk5kj
    @TS-tk5kj 6 лет назад +796

    No more country roads. Just country wastelands.

    • @yesiwouldenjoysomebeets8674
      @yesiwouldenjoysomebeets8674 6 лет назад +4

      Take me home! Country Wastelands! Take me home! Country Wastelands!

    • @DarkRayquaza121
      @DarkRayquaza121 6 лет назад +36

      Plot twist. CIV is a prequel to Fallout where Gahndi was the one who started the apocalypse.

    • @cooperproductions3731
      @cooperproductions3731 6 лет назад +2

      *STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE CRATER LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID*

    • @dylvasey
      @dylvasey 6 лет назад +4

      @@DarkRayquaza121 It may as well be for the amount of fucks Bethesda gives for Fallout lore.

    • @mortalsno4086
      @mortalsno4086 6 лет назад

      Country Indian reservation roads

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 6 лет назад +611

    Finally, a game where he can formally declare war on humanity instead of just committing war crim- wait no what are you doing you monster why.

    • @ajavisk
      @ajavisk 6 лет назад +14

      What about stellaris? You can declare war on humanity, enslave them and purge billions!

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 6 лет назад +535

    2:17
    DID SHE JUST CALL IRELAND BRITISH TERRITORY
    *REPUBLICANISM INTENSIFIES*

    • @HandleDisliker
      @HandleDisliker 5 лет назад +112

      To be fair, a lot of Ireland was a part of Great --
      *Gets shot*

    • @NathanielWebb-c9r
      @NathanielWebb-c9r 5 лет назад +7

      that shows you what not to say

    • @John_Smith.
      @John_Smith. 5 лет назад +11

      *EMPIRE INTENSIFIES*

    • @NotASovietSpy1
      @NotASovietSpy1 5 лет назад +4

      *oro se de bhathe wellea plays in the distance*

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 4 года назад +4

      @@HandleDisliker Republican holding a smoking rifle: *DON'T SAY IT EVER*

  • @khuongle2400
    @khuongle2400 6 лет назад +243

    me play civ: okay let's play a pacific game, maybe i will go for culture or religious victory
    200 turn later: completely dominated my continent, other continent got radiation cloud on 60% of the land

    • @Ethan5I5
      @Ethan5I5 5 лет назад +3

      Khương Lê 🌊

    • @leviewings4689
      @leviewings4689 5 лет назад +20

      Me: okay, I only have two cities and i don’t have many resources, I’ll just expand over here where there are a couple strategic resources.
      Me: does just that.
      Poland: hippity hoppity your city is my property.

    • @kurojime9536
      @kurojime9536 5 лет назад +6

      Hahaha same here.
      Me: Hmmm your place looks a little bigger than mine.
      AI: Thanks
      Me: War it is!!
      AI: What!?
      Me: Nothing (Slowly brings all possible units to AI's continent)
      AI: You getting a bit too close to me with your war units
      Me: Nothing wrong. (Shit i forget to have a reason. Well)
      Me: NUKE!!!!!

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 4 года назад +5

      Maybe it's because culture and religious victories are so complicated and intangible. It's so much more straightforward and exciting to march over to someone's city and beat the crap out of them.

  • @IARESMART8
    @IARESMART8 6 лет назад +245

    You better be nice to America; you don't want anything bad to happen to West Virginia.

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 лет назад +44

      Once it gets conquered, he'll play Country Roads as a sign of respect.

  • @pretentious_melancholic
    @pretentious_melancholic 6 лет назад +393

    *Irish man takes over Scotland & defeats England*
    *now i've seen everything*

    • @Charlie-yp6ub
      @Charlie-yp6ub 6 лет назад +19

      Celtic brothers innit, united in our “those dastardly English” mentality

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 лет назад +6

      SEO DHIBH A CHAIRDE DOAN OGLAIGH!

    • @thisguy9458
      @thisguy9458 6 лет назад

      WE SHALL DEFEND TILL THE END

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 6 лет назад +549

    [launching nukes] Country roads...

    • @onelegstudios
      @onelegstudios 6 лет назад +39

      GANDHI NO

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 6 лет назад +12

      Take me home.

    • @bruhh489
      @bruhh489 6 лет назад +3

      This had 76 likes... Whoever liked the 77th time is inhuman

    • @vanguardian1368
      @vanguardian1368 6 лет назад +4

      to the place i belong!

    • @vanguardian1368
      @vanguardian1368 6 лет назад +2

      TAKE ME HOOME, COUNTRY ROADS!
      (notice how on comment on 2 are actually relevent, so, please, continue the tradition)

  • @15thTimeLord
    @15thTimeLord 6 лет назад +89

    Just seeing the queen of France slowly get more delighted to see your face, then Australia steps in with this "dissapointed father" look after your request.
    agh, i think im dying, help, the laughter wont cease!

  • @jean-pierreporunarefu3266
    @jean-pierreporunarefu3266 6 лет назад +826

    I remember shitting myself laughing when the message “The Aztecs have converted Moscow, The Holy City Of Trap Hentai, to Islam” popped up in my game.

  • @comradegeneralvladimirpoot1313
    @comradegeneralvladimirpoot1313 6 лет назад +312

    "A shiny gold piece a turn, and you will declare war on France." - *Adolf Hitler attempting to persuade Bennito Mussolini to sign the Pact of Steel, 1939*

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 лет назад +44

      "A shiny piece of gold, and you will NOT declare on me." - Ribbentrop-Molotov pact, 1939

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 6 лет назад +18

      "Pact of Steel" sounds aesthetic as fuck. Goddamn, Its like fascism is pure aesthetic.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 5 лет назад +8

      @@xavierrodriguez2463 That's how they got people interested. A lot of psychological study.

    • @filzhut6234
      @filzhut6234 5 лет назад +11

      @@gregoriysharapov1936 "I'm getting attacked on like 4 fronts!"- Archived quotes from german Oberkommando, 1944

    • @TS111WASD
      @TS111WASD 4 года назад

      Xavier Rodriguez Its all superficial because Fascists know they have no legitimate ideals.

  • @Chris_Cross
    @Chris_Cross 6 лет назад +119

    2:01 Hahaha As an Aussie, I love that line.
    13:54 Don't worry. No-one does.

    • @hanamizuno0625
      @hanamizuno0625 6 лет назад

      Well they do sell a coffee that will kill you if you drink more than one so

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 6 лет назад

      @@hanamizuno0625 What?

  • @somebodyemo
    @somebodyemo 6 лет назад +248

    Woah
    They really messed up the graphics for minecraft storymode episode4

  • @leviewings4689
    @leviewings4689 5 лет назад +118

    “We just met them, we can’t just invade”
    Sorry RT, but queen victoria begs to differ.

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 5 лет назад +67

    You can't just start a war out of nowhere, you've gotta start some juicy gossip and drama first.

  • @Kaninchenuchiha
    @Kaninchenuchiha 6 лет назад +284

    I might be the only one shocked that Catherine stoped speaking french half-way through and strarting speaking Italian before declaring war o_o

    • @Obiika
      @Obiika 6 лет назад +127

      Nah dude, I'm french and it is a little bit shocking, I don't really understand what the design team tried to go with here.
      I mean, Catherine de Médicis was indeed born in Italy, but if you're going to choose her for the french leader, don't make her speak italian...

    • @Nissun0
      @Nissun0 6 лет назад +180

      @@Obiika Maybe she reverted to her native language because she was angry :D

    • @alexandreman8601
      @alexandreman8601 6 лет назад +16

      She was born in Italy

    • @caladeuka7319
      @caladeuka7319 6 лет назад +92

      @@Obiika when you have a second language, if you get pissed off or angry you speak in your main tongue. Is it that strange?

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 6 лет назад +10

      Wait aren't they the same languages........

  • @sicklysphere8666
    @sicklysphere8666 6 лет назад +194

    Ah Just kidding Australia always existed.
    It’s New Zealand that didn’t exist
    This part had me laughing

  • @aatikorujux-xicay205
    @aatikorujux-xicay205 6 лет назад +84

    I'm in France right now and they didn't appreciate me laughing out loud next to the Mona Lisa painting

    • @kyucumbear
      @kyucumbear 6 лет назад +17

      I suppose you're now at war against them.

    • @whyisgamora4191
      @whyisgamora4191 6 лет назад +19

      @@kyucumbear Death by baguette

    • @lesweenmachine
      @lesweenmachine 6 лет назад +18

      You’re next to the Mona Lisa painting………… But You are watching RUclips videos?

    • @seballinga1995
      @seballinga1995 6 лет назад +13

      So why were you watching a RUclips video next to the Mona Lisa?

    • @IamCoalfoot
      @IamCoalfoot 6 лет назад +4

      Because RT is more beautiful and mysterious, of course.

  • @MrFullCrumb01
    @MrFullCrumb01 6 лет назад +234

    America: Sees Oil
    "DOES SOMEONE WANT SOME D E M O C R A C Y!?"

  • @robiacobus
    @robiacobus 6 лет назад +72

    5:44 "tuern terty tree"

  • @anon.8971
    @anon.8971 6 лет назад +231

    Pre 1mil RT: I'm sorry for the brexit jokes.
    Post 1mil RT: no comment.
    *coincidence? I think not*

    • @perpetualsystems
      @perpetualsystems 6 лет назад +3

      Holy shit, I just noticed he got 1 million subs

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 6 лет назад +1

      @@perpetualsystems that's why you turn in the notification bell so that you get his 1 mil special vid yesterday

    • @thefifthonetobe1749
      @thefifthonetobe1749 6 лет назад

      DANDAN THE DANDAN If RUclips wasn’t broken lol. I didn’t get it and I gave the bell selected

    • @perpetualsystems
      @perpetualsystems 6 лет назад

      @@dandanthedandan7558 Oh. RIP.

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 6 лет назад

      @@thefifthonetobe1749 i'm sorry for your loss

  • @bundleoffuck2986
    @bundleoffuck2986 6 лет назад +212

    That’s some nice *O I L* you have there. -Teddy Roosevelt.

  • @sheenoevil9540
    @sheenoevil9540 6 лет назад +139

    Being from Manchester, I can accurately say all of the opinions expressed in this video are completely accurate.

    • @datchisan25
      @datchisan25 6 лет назад +8

      Sheeno Evil Being Dutch, I can accurately say that that Dutch lady has the best Dutch accent ever

    • @WillowWisp2112
      @WillowWisp2112 6 лет назад +9

      Despite also being from Manchester, I am unable to express an opinion due to the fact I'm currently being stabbed.

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 6 лет назад +1

      @@WillowWisp2112 get up and brush it off

    • @tim9441
      @tim9441 6 лет назад

      Being Dutch and currently living in Manchester I confirm both!

    • @Edhead.
      @Edhead. 6 лет назад

      Fuck off you self hating prick

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt 5 лет назад +43

    "I don't get the Australians, I don't get their politics."
    WE don't get our politics, I woke up one day and the prime minister had swapped again, they've taken 'whose the prime minister' off the list of questions when you have a stroke, cuz you never fucking know.

  • @zoroarkking18
    @zoroarkking18 6 лет назад +24

    I don't know how Civ works, but I am *living* for those dialogue animations. So much personality and expressiveness in them. I especially like comparing the French and British. They're like totally different brands of "I'm better than you". Britain is I'm better than you but I have to hide it. France is I'm better than you and I want you to know it.

  • @EatingThoseBeans
    @EatingThoseBeans 6 лет назад +79

    Reading these comments in amazed how many fellow Dutchies watch your videos. (I promise we're not trying to reform Ireland to shinto)
    Not yet at least

  • @c0pyca113
    @c0pyca113 6 лет назад +386

    *Us men in hats were the first to inhabit Australia*

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 6 лет назад +41

      I guess it makes sense why Australia is the most dangerous place on the planet, then, since only men without hats can do the Safety Dance.

    • @dgde6788
      @dgde6788 6 лет назад +14

      Gotta give the Indigenous Australians credit for surviving on such a mean awful continent. Until, like, we came. Ooops.

    • @flaetsbnort
      @flaetsbnort 6 лет назад +16

      @@dgde6788 The most dangerous creature of Australia... is men. In hats.

    • @wakarangerYT
      @wakarangerYT 6 лет назад +3

      C0PY CA1 I think you mean Men At Work, they sang Down Under, Men Without Hats is a Canadian band

    • @alwest4472
      @alwest4472 6 лет назад +1

      Not British criminals,

  • @iamawatermelon9299
    @iamawatermelon9299 6 лет назад +156

    You say baguettes are a stereotype of the French but last Christmas me and my family went to Disneyland and dead ass the first person we saw when we got there at like 3am was carrying the longest baguette I've ever seen

    • @boudewijnb
      @boudewijnb 6 лет назад +5

      iamawatermelon its like the main thing they eat

    • @Alex-0597
      @Alex-0597 6 лет назад +11

      Is that a euphemism?

    • @MatthewSmith-sz1yq
      @MatthewSmith-sz1yq 6 лет назад +46

      I like to imagine that what he just described is customs at French airports. You just get there, grab your stuff, and on the way out you just have someone go “welcome to France. BAGUETTE!!!!” Accompanied with a thrown baguette.

    • @boutiflet
      @boutiflet 6 лет назад

      French and baguette... il French and I can say : it's obviously true ! 😂

    • @gaspardp7314
      @gaspardp7314 6 лет назад +13

      As a french, I can tell that yeah, baguette is almost the only type of bread we eat (well, considering there're around fifty types of baguette), with traditional (it means "weirdly shaped) bread, and we do so on every meal except breakfast.

  • @asimplearc3245
    @asimplearc3245 6 лет назад +98

    when RT says thst we are the bloodthirsty ones you have to think back how many thousands of people has RT killed in games just to laugh at the carnage

    • @zxshadowxz
      @zxshadowxz 5 лет назад +2

      At least we have that I suppose

    • @ianstrijker9576
      @ianstrijker9576 4 года назад +2

      but that is comedy. its not wrong to kill millions and millions of people for comedy

    • @nato3881
      @nato3881 4 года назад +2

      @@ianstrijker9576 oh yeah I'm pretty sure Hitler was just bouncing back and forth on Coke back in the day my man

  • @samh3805
    @samh3805 5 лет назад +137

    Ireland: *Exists*
    UK: I sleep
    Ireland 1847: *Exists*
    UK: I sleep

  • @Ludicollision
    @Ludicollision 6 лет назад +61

    I like that Sean Beantown isn't far from Sheffield, the actual Sean Beantown

  • @Dragon_The_Cat
    @Dragon_The_Cat 6 лет назад +170

    New Zealand doesn’t exist
    *I AM CURRENTLY ALIVE ON WATER*

    • @ionastewart8814
      @ionastewart8814 6 лет назад +9

      ToothlessPlayz YT WE DWELL IN THE COOKE STRAIT.

    • @gwenn1286
      @gwenn1286 6 лет назад +9

      in fact we live in the sunken continent of zealandia thats why we're so far away from everything

    • @flaetsbnort
      @flaetsbnort 6 лет назад +8

      New Zealand was invented by Tolkien in the fourties.

    • @zhubwat
      @zhubwat 6 лет назад

      @@gwenn1286 Altantis, Zealandia

    • @alberteinstein1620
      @alberteinstein1620 6 лет назад

      Waaaait, I thought everyone who lived in new-zealand were dead because they are upside down!

  • @alexandreman8601
    @alexandreman8601 6 лет назад +45

    Baguette is not a stereotype, every home has at least one.
    You can find some in every food store, except maybe butcheries.

    • @YoHoOMirster
      @YoHoOMirster 6 лет назад +14

      It is a stereotype, it's just correct

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 6 лет назад +3

      @@YoHoOMirster
      Most stereotypes have at least some truth to them.

    • @alexandreman8601
      @alexandreman8601 6 лет назад

      @@YoHoOMirster a stereotype is something that is not true about a kind of people

    • @zachary5ful
      @zachary5ful 6 лет назад +4

      Alexandre Man actually that’s not true most stereotypes do have truth to them, they are just highly exaggerated

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 6 лет назад +3

      @@zachary5ful
      Yeah. True some of them aren't pleasent things to be associated with and are due to radical extremists but for the most part they have a basis.
      For example Americans are gun obsessed. True some are but not everyone.
      British people are overly posh (for some reason Hollywood seems to have latched onto this. Every time you hear a British character they always have this pompous voise to them) (I am British and I don't know many people who sound like that but that's why it's a stereotype)

  • @lily2018
    @lily2018 6 лет назад +36

    the wii sports resort outro music really made my day

  • @captainprince9379
    @captainprince9379 6 лет назад +83

    RT do the Irish get superpowers when drinking beer just like Australians

    • @Private_Colceri
      @Private_Colceri 6 лет назад +9

      No, their superpower is drinking beer.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 6 лет назад +9

      @@Private_Colceri I thought drinking beer was the German superpower as well?

    • @Private_Colceri
      @Private_Colceri 6 лет назад +3

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog Would explain why my state has more drunkards per person than an Irish bar fight...

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 5 лет назад +10

      @@1a1a1a1a1 Nah, that's being able to scarf down hundreds of burgers and sniff out oil in any country.

    • @kingkeeper3570
      @kingkeeper3570 5 лет назад +5

      Lucas C it’s one of the two superpowers Americans have, the other is 🔫

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 6 лет назад +120

    Civilization but Jim Pickens is the world ruler.

    • @unbearable505
      @unbearable505 6 лет назад

      You. I know you.

    • @toddhoward1892
      @toddhoward1892 6 лет назад +8

      a guard gets nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn.

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 6 лет назад +14

      More like Bore Ragnorok.

    • @stefvandew
      @stefvandew 6 лет назад +10

      Civilization but Grognak The Destroyer, Attourney at Law is the world ruler.

    • @cumguzzler8537
      @cumguzzler8537 6 лет назад

      oooooo my two favs ar here (bulletBarry is best tho)

  • @hellman431
    @hellman431 6 лет назад +21

    the second most pleasent suprise ever :)
    if only civ 5

  • @happy_hipp0
    @happy_hipp0 6 лет назад +124

    I am going to predict the future and say R.I.P Scotland

    • @Leyrann
      @Leyrann 6 лет назад +6

      Nah, Civ AI isn't good enough to conquer you past the first two eras. The only thing is that the Netherlands seem to be spreading their religion quite well and it looks like everything is on one continent, so a religious victory is possible (but unlikely, knowing the AI), or an AI might get a culture or maybe science victory before RT does. Neither of those is likely to happen before turn 300 however. Perhaps 330, he's playing on Emperor, not Deity.

    • @mcrhombas3743
      @mcrhombas3743 6 лет назад

      @Tom Imagine if that happens in real life

    • @uremomter5457
      @uremomter5457 6 лет назад

      @@mcrhombas3743 i can see it now. an angry irish man takes over ireland and immediately orders the uk destroyed.

  • @sharko3211
    @sharko3211 5 лет назад +28

    I love how everything that went wrong wasn’t RTs fault, he just wanted to take Manchester but everyone wanted war

  • @felixguillermo2568
    @felixguillermo2568 6 лет назад +403

    Rt:«*goes to Ukraine*»
    Rt: I'm going to Russia
    Putin: :-)

    • @AcelJean
      @AcelJean Год назад +2

      Well this joke didnt age well...

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 лет назад +142

    RIP Mike Myers.

  • @NerdomancerKirou
    @NerdomancerKirou 6 лет назад +286

    Dogs: woof
    Cats: meow
    Degenerates: first

    • @theamazingsmiley9785
      @theamazingsmiley9785 6 лет назад +11

      Kero the oof bringer DOGS GO WOOF
      CATS GO MEOW
      *DEGENERATES GO FIRST*

    • @adpthunterzz6833
      @adpthunterzz6833 6 лет назад

      I was second tho

    • @modestheliolisk
      @modestheliolisk 6 лет назад +15

      Dogs: Chase tails
      Cats: Sit around all day
      Degenerates: Get put on a cross

    • @KingSizeUGP
      @KingSizeUGP 6 лет назад +1

      Captain America: "I understood that reference"

    • @ильянвокиво
      @ильянвокиво 6 лет назад +1

      Dogs: "woof"
      Cats: "meow"
      Degenerates: "
      Dogs: woof
      Cats: meow
      Degenerates: first "

  • @nflatei0n967
    @nflatei0n967 6 лет назад +63

    dead ass though I stayed in france for 15 days and spent 5 with a french family, they went out of their way to immediately get bread when they ran out, like the morning they found out they ran out they produced a coin purse DEDICATED to bread and took out 2 euros to stop at a corner store, then bought a new baguette

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 6 лет назад

      lmaooo thats kinda hilarious

    • @Nissun0
      @Nissun0 6 лет назад +14

      ...yeah? I'm not french, but in my france-adjacent country we also buy fresh bread every day (or freeze some for when we won't be able to). Don't you guys eat bread with your meals? Because it's really good, you should try it.

    • @waluigist
      @waluigist 6 лет назад +11

      inflateion *hon hon baguette*

    • @nflatei0n967
      @nflatei0n967 6 лет назад +1

      @@Nissun0 yes but we dont fuckin annihilate the bread or get that hard ass bread either, and if were out of bread we put it on the list for the next trip to the grocery store

    • @lucca8709
      @lucca8709 6 лет назад +7

      @@nflatei0n967 true bread eaters know you can only buy bread from the bakery, not the grocery store

  • @Renalanfordgirl
    @Renalanfordgirl 6 лет назад +3

    Thank you for posting this! I never played Civ before but you made it look so much fun I bought a copy and have been playing as much as I could in the last few days. It is a little confusing but also fun to learn. Thank you and greetings from Germany!

  • @jamieml7922
    @jamieml7922 5 лет назад +22

    "Now, you say that now Vic, but have you heard of Brexit?"

  • @United-Federation-of-Planets
    @United-Federation-of-Planets 6 лет назад +57

    *Incoming Nuke*
    WAIT WUT?!
    *Looks over to india*
    Gandhi.... (-_-)

  • @k.g.donathan6271
    @k.g.donathan6271 6 лет назад +36

    World History summed up:
    "There was no one there until the English bopped over."

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 6 лет назад +102

    I can't wait for West Virginia to be a thing

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 лет назад +9

      He should name a city Central Virginia, then have the other 4 surrounding it be call North, South, East and West Virginia.

  • @lucywucyyy
    @lucywucyyy 6 лет назад +378

    the french surrendered to two countrys that dont exist

    • @kigut7443
      @kigut7443 5 лет назад +48

      when ur anxiety hits its peak

  • @MagellanLife
    @MagellanLife 6 лет назад +5

    5:43 "we're on tern terty-tree" gotta love RT

  • @AnotherGeek....
    @AnotherGeek.... 6 лет назад +79

    it literally warmed my heart when you said that you wanted to be friends with the Dutch I am Dutch and I love your channel so much more now

  • @ijent3819
    @ijent3819 6 лет назад +58

    nuclear gandhi
    *Prepares country roads*

  • @joeslattery6396
    @joeslattery6396 6 лет назад +48

    That feeling when two of the cities can be called Mr.Bean-town

  • @nayamugot-2072
    @nayamugot-2072 6 лет назад +38

    “New zealand doesnt exist”
    That hurts man

    • @0bashie
      @0bashie 5 лет назад +5

      What was that? Must have been the wind.

    • @teaeternal
      @teaeternal 4 года назад

      I feel your pain as a kiwi...

    • @jexiagalleta4712
      @jexiagalleta4712 4 года назад +1

      Can confirm, I do not in fact, exist

  • @aac2294
    @aac2294 5 лет назад +11

    RT's insistence on calling Queen Victoria 'Vic' brings me tremendous joy.

  • @thatotheroneguy7
    @thatotheroneguy7 6 лет назад +23

    2:04 so true and even I'm a New Zealander

  • @micadel23
    @micadel23 6 лет назад +10

    Congrats on 1 million subscribers RT ❤️

  • @cave3141
    @cave3141 6 лет назад +14

    16:38 netherlands got some sass

  • @laust6259
    @laust6259 6 лет назад +2

    This is honestly one of my favourite videos of yours so sad that not that many of your fans have watched it😔

  • @shintogamer8176
    @shintogamer8176 3 года назад +3

    I love how he started in Mesopotamia, the cradle of civilization, and is just like “ wow Scotland’s looking a bit barren “

  • @That-_-_-Guy
    @That-_-_-Guy 6 лет назад +42

    I'd love to see RTgame play HOI 4

    • @YoHoOMirster
      @YoHoOMirster 6 лет назад +8

      "and army group 4 will go through the alps and take paris from there"

    • @Jacob-yg7lz
      @Jacob-yg7lz 6 лет назад +9

      A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 лет назад +5

      @@Jacob-yg7lz You mean... METEORS ONLY

    • @leaderofthelewishpeople6382
      @leaderofthelewishpeople6382 6 лет назад +1

      I want to see him collaborate with IsorrowProductions.

    • @jonah5329
      @jonah5329 6 лет назад

      Nah that kind of content would'nt work for him, maybe he played a meme modd.

  • @AphFootball
    @AphFootball 6 лет назад +70

    If only meteor strikes were an option😂

  • @autumations6781
    @autumations6781 6 лет назад +549

    I mean, Scotland and Ireland are basically the same thing, so there's really no difference that there's no Ireland. Scotland is just the better Ireland.

    • @yoten3274
      @yoten3274 6 лет назад +185

      take that back

    • @smart7928
      @smart7928 6 лет назад +70

      As a Scot I can confirm

    • @rachael1090
      @rachael1090 6 лет назад +174

      Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!

    • @smart7928
      @smart7928 6 лет назад +130

      @rachael Considering our national animal is a fucking _unicorn_ I can see why you think that lmao

    • @mechaapple7552
      @mechaapple7552 6 лет назад +33

      Extra big oof

  • @Marvinscreed
    @Marvinscreed 5 лет назад +4

    I just love the hilarious stories that always unfold in Civilizations, you really don’t need a programmed story

  • @raflamar4146
    @raflamar4146 6 лет назад +15

    *Moral of the story:*
    Never let RTGame Time Travel to the past to become a global superpower

  • @gregoriysharapov1936
    @gregoriysharapov1936 6 лет назад +14

    So are you going to use nukes as a replacement for meteors?

  • @ivanfraevich942
    @ivanfraevich942 6 лет назад +18

    Video should be called "Recreating West Virginia in Manchester in Civilization VI"

  • @BUGEATER
    @BUGEATER 6 лет назад +13

    Why Scotland forever was not played is beside me

  • @eegma5596
    @eegma5596 6 лет назад +51

    So the new video on Minecraft Story Mode came out and then immediately got deleted.
    I must say, I'm a bit confused. What just happened?

  • @pyroboss1013
    @pyroboss1013 5 лет назад +6

    16:39 When someone says Gandhi wasn’t really a warmongering nuclear madman

  • @joshbi
    @joshbi 6 лет назад +16

    As a Mancunian (person from Manchester), I'm just sorta glad for the representation. People usually forget us since our accent is the least made fun of in terms of Northern accents.

  • @Emily-tq4ir
    @Emily-tq4ir 5 лет назад +5

    This is it. This is the video that started my obsession with Civ 6. I’ve put 100+ hours into it. RT, you did this to me 😂

  • @_colonial_
    @_colonial_ 5 лет назад +7

    "wOuLd YoU lIkE a PiNt oF gUiNeSs"
    I'm dead

  • @flops0317
    @flops0317 6 лет назад +1

    The best thing of this video is the outro music.
    Also, more Civilization please.

  • @thatwritingguylol
    @thatwritingguylol 6 лет назад

    I’m so glad you played this game dude! I was wondering when other youtubers were gonna play this game, but it was only you. Thank you buddy!

  • @Alkxa71ne
    @Alkxa71ne 6 лет назад +221

    *GOD SAVE **-THE QUEEN-** WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @hleghe810
    @hleghe810 5 лет назад +6

    7:00 i share the annoyance, you can't have things you object to as a player to give the NPC's a similar senario

  • @localwyrm
    @localwyrm 5 лет назад +14

    Welcome to Ireland...
    HAvE A PoTatO

  • @jones6983
    @jones6983 5 лет назад +2

    4:17 favorite part: Hi welcome to France-BAGUETTE

  • @glacialghost5041
    @glacialghost5041 2 года назад

    This is the video that introduced me to Civ. It’s now one of my all-time fav games and I’ve put hundreds of hours into it.