As a part of their unique ability, the Maori spawn in the ocean at the start of every game. They also generate science and culture until they settle their first city, which is why RT was leading in science. Thank you for your time.
This was to their detriment in a game I played. They had 1 city for over 1000 years. And when they finally settled a second city, they ticked off the Greeks and lost it in 15 turns.
the science they get before settling is about on-par with settling your capital on turn 1. the real reason they always start ahead is because they start the game with 2 techs (Sailing and Shipbuilding because they need boats) already unlocked.
From the first stirrings of life beneath water... to the great beasts of the Stone Age... to man taking his first upright steps, you have come far. Now begins your greatest quest: from this early cradle of civilization on towards the stars.
The dutch actually _did_ hold the english crown for a bit. during the reign of William III of England and Mary II. William was also the stadtholder (sort of president/monarch thingy) of the dutch republic
the descent of the english crown is a very funny series of fuckups, when you look at it. my favorite bit is the second big rise of Parliament starting with George 1 wanting to not spend a minute longer on the shitty island he was suddenly king of than he ABSOLUTELY had to. (he was a duke in Germany and his duchy was a lot richer, warmer, better-trafficked, and generally just a nicer place to live than England, not to mention he didn't speak English.) so he tells the guy in charge of the treasury "you are now minister of both taxing people and deciding how we spend the taxes, which basically means you decide what the government does while I'm not around. Which will be all the time." this is the origin story of England's first Prime Minister.
@@merren2306 The Battle of the Boyne decided that the English (and Scottish) king would be Protestant, not Catholic. Since Ireland was very, very Catholic at this time, this went as well as you can expect.
While everyone is playing Splatoon 3, RT got his hands early for Splatoon 4: Attack of the Killer Crabpitalist where killer crabs are trying to take over the world... _except Manchester, the crabs like Manchester_
"It's fine, they know of crabs" at the end makes me think the religion was simply ministers going over with a crab and being like "this is crab, do you agree?" and when they responded "Yes, this is a crab" then BOOM it meant they had changed to Crabitalism
We came in expecting the Gauls to lay waste to England and reshape the isles. We got an hour of void Maori leading to the Scottish crusaceans. I'd say it was worth it.
I just wanted to comment that as a Maori individual myself, it was super surprising to see Maori culture in a video game. Especially considering that September is the month we celebrate our language. Seeing that loading screen to made me surprised because Mana is a value of Maori culture and Kupe, described by one of our Supreme justices as first law of New Zealand is a progenitor for our traditions. So Seeing our culture in video games is amazing to me and a good acknowledgement of our traditions as well. 😄👍
RT at the beginning: Today, we are going to find out who will be the new leader of the UK :D RT 3 hours into the stream: *Hey, have you heard of Crabs!*
Schlatt: drinks and drives in American truck simulator while drinking Jack daniels and trying to convince all that he didn’t kill the queen Rt: revenge of the Irish
@@charallave1000 Not quite. You can marry into the royal family, but if the royal you marry becomes King/Queen, you don't get the opposite title usually. You'd likely become Prince Consort (male married to a reigning Queen) or Queen Consort (lady married to reigning King, like Camilla at the moment). That title doesn't typically carry anywhere near as much power as the King/Queen though.
When I was but a boy, I used to believe that killing the Queen legally meant you became the next monarch with no punishment This pleases my childhood self
minor spelling correction (please don't take this as an insult, I just wish to help) Vietnamese is an adjective, you need to have an object/subject afterwards e.g as a Vietnamese person.
@@omppusolttu5799 We appreciate the attempt, but if you want to help improve their English, please check your own first. From Merriam-Webster: "Vietnamese (noun): a native or inhabitant of Vietnam"
The setup of the map was a complete train wreck. RT had to disable all the mods, then he had to readd the map, then he had to change all the city states. And even when it did work he sometimes forgot to select his Civ. the Maori game was a mistake, he only did it because he said if the game loads he will play it, no matter what, he jinxed himself! 10/10 stream I spent a hour and a half in pure pain!
Wasn't it a guy? And he also got a sword from some lass in a lake? And then it ended up in the hands of some polish monster hunter in southern France? God this timeline is weird
First half of stream: What do you mean your in the Pacific Ocean!?! Second half of stream: Scotland spreads crabs to their neighbors. Wild stream. Wild.
In this crowded of a map you should have played Eleanor of Aquitaine. Build theater squares and get great people and great works. You'll exert so much loyalty pressure through that that cities left and right will just convert to your empire. It's possible to do a peaceful domination victory that way
Just finished listening to the stream and 'I didn't mean for it to go on for this long' should basically be the subtitle to all Civ games If you ever think 'I'll just play a bit of Civ' it's a lie, don't believe your brain's judgement.
It's a good time to remind folks I'm Irish, it's our turn to colonize the UK now
The Irish Revolution 2023 - 2053
first
(i was wrong)
@@YeahImMan116 no you're not
Imagine being Irish in the UK atm 🙃
You did that before the Romans came. And after the Romans left.
As a part of their unique ability, the Maori spawn in the ocean at the start of every game. They also generate science and culture until they settle their first city, which is why RT was leading in science. Thank you for your time.
ok dude
@@Prinxy how dare you suggest such a union exists
They also seem to have a vendetta against me whenever I play, which is hurtful as an Aussie :(
This was to their detriment in a game I played. They had 1 city for over 1000 years. And when they finally settled a second city, they ticked off the Greeks and lost it in 15 turns.
the science they get before settling is about on-par with settling your capital on turn 1. the real reason they always start ahead is because they start the game with 2 techs (Sailing and Shipbuilding because they need boats) already unlocked.
From the first stirrings of life beneath water... to the great beasts of the Stone Age... to man taking his first upright steps, you have come far. Now begins your greatest quest: from this early cradle of civilization on towards the stars.
Sean Bean please stop we’re at a funeral…
@@BrawnyStream "You smell wonderful at this funeral."
@@BrawnyStream Sir this is a Wendys
What is this quote from? 🤔
I wonder who said this quote
The dutch actually _did_ hold the english crown for a bit. during the reign of William III of England and Mary II. William was also the stadtholder (sort of president/monarch thingy) of the dutch republic
the descent of the english crown is a very funny series of fuckups, when you look at it. my favorite bit is the second big rise of Parliament starting with George 1 wanting to not spend a minute longer on the shitty island he was suddenly king of than he ABSOLUTELY had to. (he was a duke in Germany and his duchy was a lot richer, warmer, better-trafficked, and generally just a nicer place to live than England, not to mention he didn't speak English.) so he tells the guy in charge of the treasury "you are now minister of both taxing people and deciding how we spend the taxes, which basically means you decide what the government does while I'm not around. Which will be all the time." this is the origin story of England's first Prime Minister.
Yeah, don't think you have to remind an Irish person about King Billy. Pretty sure they'd know... 😂
@@lewismcdermott3024 considering the level of sarcasm im assuming he did something specific with/to the Irish? Do tell
That's why the queens were related
@@merren2306 The Battle of the Boyne decided that the English (and Scottish) king would be Protestant, not Catholic. Since Ireland was very, very Catholic at this time, this went as well as you can expect.
5 mins in and it's already torture.
I feel bad for the people caught it live...
Just You, Dan and Sean Bean
sounds like paradise
It was a train wreck but I enjoyed the entire hour and a half😂
It was indeed a mess, but I loved it.
it was hell on earth for an hour and half, 10/10, would recommend the vod
@@evilgoose6768 "Almost heaven..."
Irishman: "Let's colonise the UK!" - proceeds to colonise Replublic of Ireland: "Ah that'll do."
the part where he's just stuck in the ocean was the best fucking thing i've ever seen, 10/10 stream
Not stream.
Ocean.
6:15 Actual live footage of Imperial UK's first attempts at exploring the Pacific region.
Average UK experience
Britannia rules the waves
Hasn’t even been a month and the UK has been plunged into chaos.
Terrific work as always, Daniel!
Art imitates life as always
Pirate101 Fan?
The start of this stream was a trainwreck and I loved every minute of it 🤣
YOUR WITS WILL SERVE YOU WELL, AMBIORIX
While everyone is playing Splatoon 3, RT got his hands early for Splatoon 4: Attack of the Killer Crabpitalist where killer crabs are trying to take over the world... _except Manchester, the crabs like Manchester_
Hi stick packster
Salmon run be gettin' crazy
Manchester is untouchable thats why (coming from a native Mancunian) xD
@@thatsufferingguy1058 Crab Run
The game getting tired of RT fucking around and spawning him on an empty ocean feels pretty representative of this channel.
*Sean Bean:* "From the first stirrings of life beneath water..."
*Chat:* "OH GOD NOT AGAIN!"
"It's fine, they know of crabs" at the end makes me think the religion was simply ministers going over with a crab and being like "this is crab, do you agree?" and when they responded "Yes, this is a crab" then BOOM it meant they had changed to Crabitalism
"have you hear of the -high elves- crabs?"
@@dazcarrr I saw a mudcrab the other day
@@heartysquid horrible creatures. i try to avoid them whenever i can
@@dazcarrr I've heard others say the same.
@@heartysquid Good day
We came in expecting the Gauls to lay waste to England and reshape the isles.
We got an hour of void Maori leading to the Scottish crusaceans.
I'd say it was worth it.
I just wanted to comment that as a Maori individual myself, it was super surprising to see Maori culture in a video game. Especially considering that September is the month we celebrate our language. Seeing that loading screen to made me surprised because Mana is a value of Maori culture and Kupe, described by one of our Supreme justices as first law of New Zealand is a progenitor for our traditions. So Seeing our culture in video games is amazing to me and a good acknowledgement of our traditions as well. 😄👍
oh thats very cool!
Is your culture and people forced to endlessly wander the ocean beyond the mountains?
RT at the beginning: Today, we are going to find out who will be the new leader of the UK :D
RT 3 hours into the stream: *Hey, have you heard of Crabs!*
Next we just need to make The Irish Museum, in which every artifact is in fact british
💀
That's mostly weapons, armour and warships and stuff to make food with so honestly a little bit boring trust me I am from England
So just a farm land with some sheep.
@@sirBrouwer Nono, that’s the Welsh
Have you seen Ierland? It's really is sheep's farm after sheep's farm followed by a cattle farm followed by a sheep's farm.
vietnam being captured and rebelled immediately brought a tear to my eyes
an interesting take on the whole "the queen is dead, crab rave" thing
This whole stream was the personification of purgatory and honestly I’m okay by that. I’m lucky I was saved by the big crab in the sky.
"Your game died more than I have? Go swim in an inescapable ocean!"~SeanBean
"Who wants crab?"~RoombaToomba an hour later
Big crab in the skyyyyyyy
And it makes me want to fly so high
Makes me want to fly so high
"It's been an hour and we've accomplished nothing."
Yeah, sounds like the UK Parliament.
"The United Kingdom is now without a leader."
Glad to see RT read the entire definition of 'Demise of the Crown'.
"We're an hour and fifteen in, and we have accomplished NOTHING!" Romulus on why he killed Remus before Rome was built
Schlatt: drinks and drives in American truck simulator while drinking Jack daniels and trying to convince all that he didn’t kill the queen
Rt: revenge of the Irish
While playing as the Scottish
@@metetural9140 talk about a Celtic union
@@sushiunicorn4899 Featuring crabs
Alternative title. "Irish man spreads 'crabs' through the UK" or more accurately just through Ireland
You should run for Queen of the UK irl that would make for a pretty banger stream
not even King, Queen. Daniel will transcend conventional gender laws and will become the first male Queen of the United Kingdom.
Lol he actually has to marry someone from the royal family, that's how it works
@@charallave1000 right of conquest
@@charallave1000 Not quite. You can marry into the royal family, but if the royal you marry becomes King/Queen, you don't get the opposite title usually. You'd likely become Prince Consort (male married to a reigning Queen) or Queen Consort (lady married to reigning King, like Camilla at the moment). That title doesn't typically carry anywhere near as much power as the King/Queen though.
@@YataTheFifteenth the queens live longer, to be fair
Rt’s like my dad trying to stuff every possible thing in the house into the closet😂😂
Including his hidden sexual desires. One day, it might just ruin the family.
Well in Hitman 3 he did stuff the entire population of Sapienza into a meat freezer, so I'd say that's a rather accurate comparison
The Irish are so ecstatic about the Queen's death that they've made Crab Rave into a religion
When I was but a boy, I used to believe that killing the Queen legally meant you became the next monarch with no punishment
This pleases my childhood self
So basically Wings of Fire dynasty rules? Whichever princess kills their mother in honorable combat becomes the new queen
As a Vietnamese, I can confirm that Bà Triệu's speedy defeat was very historically accurate
Edit: Along with the speedy rebellion
minor spelling correction (please don't take this as an insult, I just wish to help)
Vietnamese is an adjective, you need to have an object/subject afterwards e.g as a Vietnamese person.
@@omppusolttu5799 here’s the thing: who cares
@@peskypigeonx I want to help them improve their english, since they aren't a native speaker.
@Pesky Pigeon🐦
People who care are the majority of people learning to speak English. Good work coming across as a dummy.
@@omppusolttu5799 We appreciate the attempt, but if you want to help improve their English, please check your own first. From Merriam-Webster: "Vietnamese (noun): a native or inhabitant of Vietnam"
The setup of the map was a complete train wreck. RT had to disable all the mods, then he had to readd the map, then he had to change all the city states. And even when it did work he sometimes forgot to select his Civ. the Maori game was a mistake, he only did it because he said if the game loads he will play it, no matter what, he jinxed himself!
10/10 stream I spent a hour and a half in pure pain!
I mean it wouldn't even be out of character for Dan to just have an entire stream where he rolls the dice on Civ VI starting.
That’s the RT we all know and love: completely derails everything but is having fun.
Soon Spiff will say “salute the picture of the Crab that hangs above your computer”
I just love how the entire beginning of the stream it becomes a complete chaos that is funny and crazy at the same time
7:43 Dan politely begging to conquer a land has no right being this funny
"Hey, you remember that one time Daniel gave *all of Ireland* crabs?"
“Keep spreading the crabs.”
- RT 2022
I just wanted to the you tubers know that it had taken over an hour of suffering and 13 Sean Beans to get to the rise of Scotland
spreading crabs sounds more like a public health menace, than a religion x)
To be fair it; doesn't take much for a religion to be a public health menace, or in some cases a public health menace to become a religion.
you know, with how often you were spreading crabs it wouldn't surprise me if the world ran out of it's supply of special shampoo.
Alright the spawn at the ocean segment is the funniest shit
I'll put my vote in for the Cornish Girl that pulled excalibur from the lake.
Wasn't it a guy? And he also got a sword from some lass in a lake?
And then it ended up in the hands of some polish monster hunter in southern France? God this timeline is weird
@@metetural9140 Nah, it was a five-year-old girl that pulled it from the lake arthur left it in.
It sure took a while to get the "early cradle of civilization" going, Sean Bean.
The start of this was like the pizza ordering all over again, a lot of stuff happening, but everything is constantly going wrong 😆
The fact that Nova Scotia already literally translates to new Scotland.
Love when RT said "It's kinging time" and kinged all over the Bri'ish empire
Broke: "King me"
Woke: "It's kingin' time"
*dies of overused joke*
This stream was fun I hope you stream this more and reconquer the british isles
Seeing so many historical figures I recognise keeps throwing me for a loop
"You know what must help us recover, declare war on Portugal" -Every single European power ever
First half of stream:
What do you mean your in the Pacific Ocean!?!
Second half of stream:
Scotland spreads crabs to their neighbors.
Wild stream. Wild.
For the entire video you didn't once register the fact Scotland was just spreading crabs to the world lmao
Quotes from RT, 2022
“This guy is also here to spread crabs.”
It's well-known that when the Queen or King dies in UK, every former colony can claim the right to take it over like it's Fortnite.
Probably pronounce it with a soft a sound so it comes out like “cruh-bee-drul “ and you’ve got a real cult starting
I love how colonial Scotland is literally just Canada.
watching this live and having the first 40 minutes being technical issues was a great experience
few things make my day as RT searching the pacific ocean to find the UK
To call this stream a catastrophic disaster would be an understatement. Lol
I don’t think we even reached the UK!
LIZZYS IN A BOX IN A BOX LIZZYS IN A BOX
Ah yes, I love “New New Scotland Deluxe 3DSXL”
Daniel gives people crabs against their will.
alternative title: Irishman spreads crabs to at least half of the UK
Say what you will about Ethiopia, but you gotta admit he has some drip.
The new leader is Sean Bean.
He promises to bring Scottland and Crabs🦀 to the land.
Honestly I'd take Sean as our King/Prime Minister/Supreme Leader.
It would be the first time that we'd be happy to hear a speech
6:59 - "Does the UK exist anymore?"
Good question, Daniel, good question.
12:58
"Keep spreading the crabs" - Daniel
It's me, Lord Gaben, I shall rule as the new lord
Get F2P's chat access in TF2 then, please
😍😍😍
Gabe when are you patching the UK? Its been bugged to all hell for years now
Well you know what they say, "crabs are people . . . legit or quit!"
I really relate to this, in that my friends and I have a band called CRAB.
You know what they say “Lizzy’s in a box, in a box”
Oh my gosh, it's most friendliest Ambiorix! I sure will listen to him when he suggests I flee my winter camps
"I propose we ban crabs."
"Fool, we ARE the crabs."
Sean Bean yelling "USE YOUR HEAD" repeatedly in the background is the perfect soundscape to this mess.
In this crowded of a map you should have played Eleanor of Aquitaine. Build theater squares and get great people and great works. You'll exert so much loyalty pressure through that that cities left and right will just convert to your empire. It's possible to do a peaceful domination victory that way
Cannot wait to watch the first two hours of the archive of this one lmao
This video veered from its premise quickly lmao
Thank you for making me realise I could play out a power fantasy of Ireland ruling the British Isles.... Or should I say, the Eireann Isles 😌✌️💚
Just finished listening to the stream and 'I didn't mean for it to go on for this long' should basically be the subtitle to all Civ games
If you ever think 'I'll just play a bit of Civ' it's a lie, don't believe your brain's judgement.
12:21 RT giving the entire empire of Carthage Crabs, circa 2022
I'd love to see a continuation of this. For Crabitalism!
my favorite moment from the stream was when it became Sea Explorer Simulator - narrated by Sean Bean
the crab bible, from here on out, shall be known as the Crustacean Codex
It’s been two days and I can still hear sean bean - who do I sue
aw such a shame the video ended like this, I love your civ content. Was hoping for a longer series, maybe
Dad can we please just start the movie. Lol
I played civ 6 for the first time this week so very well timed Daniel.
For a family friendly channel, I'm surprised crabs spread so rampant
I miss the start of the stream but the spread of my God and savor, crab showed me the stream was very crabby to watch
He missed making a "10 Crab-mandants" joke
This is such a trainwreck, I absolutely love it xD
Apparently Carcinisation applies also to world politics.
Take me to Crurch (crab church)
Sean Bean: “Ambiorix, USE YOUR HEAD.”
A bit passive aggressive..?
Canny believe Stirling got fucking renamed to New Nova Scotia Deluxe3DSXL.
Am I missing something or did Rt name Scottish cities after Canadian provinces
RT's mum is Canadian so he's technically One Of Us
He is One Of Us I kind of expected a New Brunswick to be the next one when he mentioned the Nintendo branding technique
Well Nova Scotia is Latin for "New Scotland" so he's technically not wrong?
I thought this was going to be another Smash tournament
There's only one way to save humanity and it's with crabs
It's not often that my corner of the world is noticed.. but when it is, it's sure that my province is forgotten lol
From the first stirrings of life beneath water, to the beasts of the stone age, you have come far...