(*Canada welcoming ruin with open arms*) “It’s Okay dayr. Probably our fault. Sorry!” (*smoke trails rising up from the ashes of Canada slowly swirl and coalesce into letters against the blood red sky, spelling “S O r r Y.”
imagine if the head of a state suddenly said "it's over guys, i'm gonna end it" everyone in the room thinks he is just gonna kill himself and is silently relieved because he's a bit of a mad dictator than 10 minutes later a nuke falls on the capital city leaving the whole state in ruins...
finally. Canada's in the spotlight. and fun fact RT, Canada has a structure similar to The Spire; it is called the CN Tower (it was used to be the tallest building in the world, people get to go on the roof with nothing but a helmet and rope, and a glass floor so people can shit their pants when they look down).
RT is literally the Civ equivalent of Belka - He does nothing wrong, and for some odd reason a bunch on Nukes detonate around and in his territory. Nothing unusual.
I really hope one day games will have a "RT's Paradise" game mode in which everything you do causes natural disasters that wipe out all life forms in them.
My favorite thing is RT playing relatively small games and having devs add missions or updates or even commenting on streams. It’s just nice to see his content recognized...
“I denounced every world leader” Exactly! By giving them a common enemy to unite against, you’ve put all tensions between the other countries to a halt
Literally the most RT video I've seen yet! **Country roads, take me hooooomeeee to the plaaacccceeee I belong! West Virginia , mountain mama, take meeee homeeeee**
Game: “You have proven a reliable partner in solving international conflict.” In mean, they’re technically right.. can’t be any conflict if they’re all dead.
RT:"There's only so many nukes you can fire at your own population" 5 seconds later Rumble Tumble nukes his own capital and comments that a stadium in it is full of people
I think Canada might be dead lads
Ur a horrible person
I live in Canada and now in fear thanks to you
Can you play Cards Against Humanity with the Irish lads?
He'll be fine
Wake up sheeple! Canada doesnt exist!
Canada: Why won't you resolve the crisis
RT: I am the Crisis
Not yet
It’s treason then
He is the geese of Canada
I am the one who nukes!
(*Canada welcoming ruin with open arms*) “It’s Okay dayr. Probably our fault. Sorry!” (*smoke trails rising up from the ashes of Canada slowly swirl and coalesce into letters against the blood red sky, spelling “S O r r Y.”
Reminds me of that time he filled half the map with active volcanos and the only disaster that happened was a tornado :,D
I remember that, that was the stupidest thing I have seen. I was expecting some large eruption or something
RT was the real disaster all along
Where is that video?
Yeah really, @@Voshon7. Sounds like a hysterical video to me.
*salutes in poop volcano*
imagine if the head of a state suddenly said "it's over guys, i'm gonna end it"
everyone in the room thinks he is just gonna kill himself and is silently relieved because he's a bit of a mad dictator
than 10 minutes later a nuke falls on the capital city leaving the whole state in ruins...
"I'm gonna launch nukes--"
"Oh god, dont!"
"It's too late. They're on their way."
"Well, who's the target."
"..."
*nukes slowly engulfs the windows*
Almost heaven, West Virginia...
@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains older than the trees Younger than the mountins
@@JA-xj8hx Growin' like a breeze
Just a Cat COUNTRY ROADS,
"Everything is possible if you put your mind to it...even global catastrophe"
-neighborhood dictator Rumble Tumble Games
*_neighborhood dictator_*
Dang tilted towers replay was xrazy
Residential Terrorist Games
Also Drumpftler.
Remember, the T stands fpr "Top."
"Witness my godly powers and tremble in fear, pathetic mortals!"
- The Soothsayer, pouring gasoline into the forest and lighting a match
Teddy Rossvelt watching the Canadians kill each other: >:D
When Australians play too much Civ VI
@@XiaoMingXing "LOOK A' DIS, SHIT'EADS! I'M YER FACKIN' MASTAH NOW!"
- Australian Soothsayer
Some guy in a tuxedo did the same thing. Got killed by a pink cube 9 months lated
"We can use the flying death robot and the nukes to invade Halifax" is not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear
Smokey: "Only you can prevent forest fires."
The Soothsayer: *Lights Molotov* "Nah."
You know something wrong because in Australia the second lowest fire level is high!
You pressed you referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
The soothsayer: I *am* the forest fire
@@rinakatsuki2801 Not. Yet.
Only you can stop forest fires
*And only you can start them*
RT: This is a terrible game
Game: *Adds Meteors*
RT: This is the greatest game I will ever play in my entire life
He said what about one of my favorite games of all time
@@thenidokingkid5816 he didnt say that
Country roooooaaaads
The game: mavis beacon typing tutor.
Civ VI is an interesting one.
Idk if it's my nostalgia for V, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.
6:16 Thats a halifax bomber making halifax pull a halifax.
I laughed way too hard at that
As a Canadian I apologize, for what, I dont know
You apologize for being Canadian, obviously.
Unfortunately, some sins can never be forgiven.
Your profile picture suits this video perfectly.
I actually want to apologize for this as a Canadian.
A true patriot
As Another Canadian, I Apologize For This Apology About Nothing.
Canada has had enough of saying sorry
Ah you again!
@@agodelianshock9422 They did say sorry after tho
If this doesn’t show how RT can become World President by solving minor inconveniences with nukes and meteors, I don’t know what will
3 wiedzmin 3 najlepszy
Why do I see you everywhere?
@@zackriggs293 Because he IS everywhere.
Glad to see your here
he could be one of the best presidents we've ever had(America)
I would say rt is our god, but he obviously isn't because we're all still alive
But if we're all dead, who's going to tell the future about this god?
"The world's gonna be ending soon so might as well make some good cash out of it..." Damn Daniel! You got reality in my escapism...
Just when you thought Nova Scotia has had enough going on, a random Irishman nukes Halifax.
Lollll this!
We ain't deserve that
RT read about the halifax harbor explosion and decided he could top it.
*Ghandi: "Finally an opponent worthy of my power"*
Or "this battle will be legendary!"
Gandhi*
4:17 *traumatic 20 player nuclear ghandi flashbacks intensify*
"We like money, we really like money. More money"
*-18.9 Gold Per Turn*
Pikablu127 well that’s as America as it gets.
@@FlatlandsSurvivor
Haha America goes baaad.
Yeah nah. If the economy is going down it's because people insist on being locked down for months.
finally. Canada's in the spotlight. and fun fact RT, Canada has a structure similar to The Spire; it is called the CN Tower (it was used to be the tallest building in the world, people get to go on the roof with nothing but a helmet and rope, and a glass floor so people can shit their pants when they look down).
except, the CN tower actually has a purpose, and a restaurant that rotates.
Was Used To Be
The Halifax Explosion: part 2
I didn't realise I was in 4th grade history class right now
The halifax explosion: second half
No you beat me to it
Too soon man
Why is all my glass broken-
Countries: *Exists*
Also countries: Why do I hear boss music?
And why does the boss music sound like "Country Roads"?
RT roleplaying an Alberta-led Canada in this one
Listen, I get that you guys out east really hate us but come on. We would have at least annexed Oshawa by the five minute mark
You can have Oshawa. We Ontarians really don't want it.
I'm from Alberta and I completely agree
Bottom line, Oshawa is a gift to whoever the fuck will take it, we really don't want it anymore.
Pretty sure he was running Quebec if he went communist....
2:38 Teddy is just annoyed by the ungodly amount of unmanly Canucks around him
I was wondering when we'd finally get this video. Cause as soon as I heard about those comet strikes, the Country Roads intensified for me
RT is literally the Civ equivalent of Belka - He does nothing wrong, and for some odd reason a bunch on Nukes detonate around and in his territory. Nothing unusual.
I know right? Why is everyone blaming all these random nukes and conveniently placed forest fires on your average Irish lad?
He has to dance with the ang-
* Bonk *
I hope buddy is still ok
Why ban Belka? Those damn dirty Oseans are obviously the ones to blame
Now I want him to play Ace Combat.
Um, I’m getting City Skylines vibes from this... Edit: cOuNtRy RoAdS
COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME..........
TO THE PLAAAACE
I BELOOOOOONG!
WEST VIRGIIINNAA
MOUNTAIN MAAAMAAAAA
(That’s the point sergeant)
Civ VI developers: Hey what if we add a mode that creates more destruc..
RT : *H E A V Y B R E A T H I N G*
RT Community: *aw shit here we go again*
"this should be the nicest game of civ"
*gandi in the leader list*
look just don't piss him off, then he'll be friendly
@@jasonmiller2379, that reminds me of my first game of Civ 6. I had to fight Ghandi tooth and nail, I won but everyone hated me from then on.
@@jasonmiller2379 he'll make a great ally but a terrible enemy
After seeing such ruthlessness, I took that “Watch another video or else” at the end very differently
As a Canadian, I can say this is 100% accurate to how we deal with traitors. We have enough land to deal with some radiation right?
It's a little known fact that when a "natural" disaster happens, God plays Country Roads on a massive phonograph
"I'll put a bunch of Canada so it should be peaceful!"
*laughs in residential schools and Chinese railroad enslavement*
*chuckles in Wet'Suwe'Tan pipeline raids*
@@DrSabot-A *Laughs in High Arctic Relocation*
*giggles in wait hold on what*
"Chinese railroad enslavement" LOL
*"There's only so many nukes you can fire at your own population."*
- RTGames 2020
Haha meteor go brrrr
RT: *Name is city ''Not Quebec''*
Me: I came here to have a good time and I feel so attacked right now.
exactly
I really hope one day games will have a "RT's Paradise" game mode in which everything you do causes natural disasters that wipe out all life forms in them.
Love seeing some Canadian content. Even if it's watching Missisauga get nuked a hundred times!
Poor Halifax, it had to experience two massive explosions.
Joker: It's about sending a message
RT:
Joker: waiT HOLD UP
Watching this video as a Canadian was an interesting experience.
Not gonna lie as a Québécois the French was an interesting experience
"we will use weapons of mass destruction"-RTGame, 2020
"I am the crisis that's affecting the world"- besr RT chanel description ever!
RT: Names canadian city "Not Quebec"
Me as a canadian: OH SWEET JESUS WAIT QUEBEC WE LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE
"I'm the bad part of Canada"
Oh shit, they made a Harper DLC?
*Trudeau DLC
@@AveTrainOnDaTrack Clever
6:44 trust me RT, you don’t want it, some very dark things have come from that town...
That moment when the apocalypse hits and all the sudden the people are living in a giant mecha anime
"is gandhi going to be friendly to us" funniest shit I've ever herd 😂😂😂
This is the timeline where Canada didn't have hockey or Tim Hortons
IARESMART it’s the one where they never removed their hate and put it in their geese.
As a Canadian, I can confirm that I'm dead
13 seconds after the upload is undeniably the best time to watch an RTGame video.
RT: I'm gonna feckin kill them all with natural disasters!
Also RT: Why doesn't Teddy Roosevelt like me?
As a Canadian I can say this video was very accurate to what happens here.
*"The sky just turned red"*
Californians be like: 'Its a boy!'
Game: include natural disasters
RT: *Country Road intense*
My favorite thing is RT playing relatively small games and having devs add missions or updates or even commenting on streams. It’s just nice to see his content recognized...
Petition for an "End of the world Civ6"speedrun
“I denounced every world leader”
Exactly! By giving them a common enemy to unite against, you’ve put all tensions between the other countries to a halt
Can you play Cards Against Humanity with the Irish Lads?
yeah ill love to see that
And Plumbella. God this would be incredible.
RT is already against humanity though
Watching RT delete the Giant Death Robot hurt my soul, he was the best boi. True mvp of the entire game.
*country roads intensifies*
4:27 “No, Gandhi’s unfriendly too… But teddy liked that!” 😂😂
“I’m the bad part of Canada” ah yes good to see you entirety of Alberta
At least we dont get oil from dictatorships instead of our own country
@@wizen3415 I could get into a huge political argument that your trying to start but I just do not give a shit man this post is from 8 months ago
Literally the most RT video I've seen yet! **Country roads, take me hooooomeeee to the plaaacccceeee I belong! West Virginia , mountain mama, take meeee homeeeee**
Me: I-It's all Canada?
Stream: Always has been.
7:55
As soon as the explosion started I got an ad that said
"When you're about to win the game, it's best to know what's inside"
Game: “You have proven a reliable partner in solving international conflict.”
In mean, they’re technically right.. can’t be any conflict if they’re all dead.
Average global temperature: *goes up by 1C*
Space rocks: "Allow us to introduce ourselves!"
Dan is concerningly a bit too happy at the sight of natural disasters
"We're losing a lotta ground"
"Build thermonuclear device"
"We're gonna get it back, don''t worry guys"
"There's only so many nukes you can fire at your own population." - RTGame, said in a tone of desperation.
Canada: Please! Stop the Crisis!
Rt: Country Roads...
Take me home....
"It's not always about winning, it's about sending a message."
6:35 The contrast of getting inspiration for Environmentalism while flying to a nuked city with a giant death robot
Everybody gangsta til’ Canada declares ware on Canada
So the same scenario as Cities Skylines
And I already love it
Teddy's like "You've done nothing wrong, I just don't like you."
When you remember watching this all in the stream
A war while there's meteors hitting the earth?
I've heard this from an advance wars game
Canada: dies
RT: do it again
That last scene where he cuts back to Quebec burning was hilarious
Paris Climate Agreement: *Exists*
RT: *Im about to end this whole mans career*
It was weird to see Saint-Lin, a tiny ass town in this game. But since it was the birth place of Wilfrid Laurier, it makes sense
When i heard that they added Meteors, i instantly thought of you RT
RT, I’m glad to say that you channeled your inner Christoph Waltz at 11:10
RT:"There's only so many nukes you can fire at your own population"
5 seconds later
Rumble Tumble nukes his own capital and comments that a stadium in it is full of people
It is healing to see this image after work. That's how I end my day.
I don't know why Canada became a meme on this channel, but as a Canadian I'm proud
RT's half-canadian
2020 feels like one big RT episode
Bad part of Canada? You mean Alberta?
This post brought to you by the Ontario gang
Finally someone understands
Backed up by the Quebec gang ;)
Alberta’s really suffering in the comments😂😂. I can see your logic tho, even though I live here
no i think you mean all of canada
At least they’re not Manitoba? I live here... it’s shit.
12:48 You thought it was Canada, but it was I, Belka!
A perfect rtgame for the families!
RT: nukes himself
Belka: hell yea brother
The real title : We do an everyday twitch stream
You can almost perfectly play Country Roads from the time the first meteor strikes until the very end and that pleases me to no end
"I'm the bad part of Canada"
Welcome to Alberta.
That’s a weird way to spell Quebec.
@@ZeldaLover6 why does everyone hate alberta
@@wizen3415 I dunno, some ridiculous reasons probably. I don’t though.
Teddy roosevelt: well. Nice to meet you, you are dead to me.
Me: *thinks back to my playthrough with only annihilating every other power with teddy*
Indeed made for you
This expansion sure was made for RT!
I came here 3 minutes after it came out, and 451people have already been here.
not like that happens on every video made by a youtuber with a decent fanbase.. SHOCKER! TOO SPOOKY! WHOA!!!!
Welcome to the club friend.
uh yeah thats how youtube works