When City Planning in Cities Skylines Creates The Earth Itself

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  6 лет назад +9329

    Good news guys, I've gained control over all of humanity. And yes, we'll be playing this map again in a future stream

  • @vystis6161
    @vystis6161 6 лет назад +2340

    Last Skylines video: "This song no longer means death, it means hope."
    This video: *proceeds to use Country Roads to signify death*

  • @thecoishiking5768
    @thecoishiking5768 5 лет назад +1236

    RT: It missed
    The meteor: I never miss
    The meteor: *Floods Africa*

    • @ExplodingRaven
      @ExplodingRaven 5 лет назад +53

      The meteor tried to put out the fires it was a bit late tho

    • @attikitty1355
      @attikitty1355 4 года назад +1

      I read this right as it happened.

    • @Warpedassassin
      @Warpedassassin 4 года назад +5

      RT: Just one question, what if you miss?
      Meteor: I won't
      *Floods Africa*

    • @Youhadabadday2021
      @Youhadabadday2021 4 года назад +5

      I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAAAAA!~

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 6 лет назад +900

    A third of the world is wiped from existence and the rest is flooded.
    "It's only scale 1"

    • @nightmarefox4070
      @nightmarefox4070 6 лет назад +18

      Scale 1: "Dont take my garlic bread or else I'm sending in Scale 2!"

    • @charonsferryold
      @charonsferryold 6 лет назад +19

      Scale 2 is just the Moon falling out of orbit and hitting the Earth

    • @mobilegaming2729
      @mobilegaming2729 6 лет назад +1

      🤔

    • @kingslayer3089
      @kingslayer3089 6 лет назад

      THE TD IS AGGRESIVE

    • @ThatOneRubeGuy
      @ThatOneRubeGuy 9 месяцев назад

      @nightmarefox4070 I just need you to know that you commented this

  • @emuwuno
    @emuwuno 5 лет назад +3019

    Notice the ancient factory where Chernobyl is

  • @georgerobins4110
    @georgerobins4110 6 лет назад +2187

    "It's only scale one."
    *CREATES EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT*

    • @literallyadeadrat2963
      @literallyadeadrat2963 5 лет назад +51

      you know if Extinction level Event if someone plays country road while looking at world ending

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 5 лет назад +16

      ​@@literallyadeadrat2963 why do i hear boss music

    • @bottlegang3187
      @bottlegang3187 4 года назад +5

      Imagine scale 10

    • @finnpom7795
      @finnpom7795 4 года назад +9

      the thing is it was scale 500

    • @Ballen355
      @Ballen355 4 года назад

      What’s the mod called

  • @cinnamonjellyfish3432
    @cinnamonjellyfish3432 6 лет назад +6224

    Africa caught fire because you forgot to bless the rains

    • @alexisdavis7773
      @alexisdavis7773 6 лет назад +40

      JeweledOwl 1-2345 under rated comment

    • @shadowcrawler300
      @shadowcrawler300 6 лет назад +20

      THATS A GREAT COMMENT ..if you asked me -- lmao

    • @spoi525
      @spoi525 6 лет назад +58

      I guess the rain just wasn't down in africa

    • @dragonfire101g
      @dragonfire101g 6 лет назад +1

      Heh heh, just thinking the same thing

    • @samchapman31
      @samchapman31 6 лет назад

      690 likes... nice

  • @Kirbyte1
    @Kirbyte1 6 лет назад +393

    Only a single minute in and my actual home is located in a dump. 10/10
    EDIT: 4 minutes in and im apart of atlantis. 20/10

    • @Holidai
      @Holidai 6 лет назад +12

      Kirbyte Same I live in Manchester sorry I meant craplantic oh and there is a meteor in the sky
      Edit: now there is a tornado
      Edit2: How am I still alive

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 6 лет назад +1

      6 minutes in and we got bombed

    • @kaytsnd9329
      @kaytsnd9329 6 лет назад +1

      Lol I live near Manchester too

    • @Holidai
      @Holidai 6 лет назад +2

      Kay TDM I think you mean the Craplantic-tm

    • @CptnCleator
      @CptnCleator 6 лет назад +1

      Christ, at least you existed on this map to be trashed, RIP Ellan Vannin, map makers will never acknowledge you

  • @marceloforce002
    @marceloforce002 5 лет назад +3691

    "If you live in Earth you will be offended"
    *only colonizes africa, europe and a bit of canada*

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 5 лет назад +69

      And has Sint Petersburg and Moscow as starting place, that is anti offence

    • @eddiev2263
      @eddiev2263 5 лет назад +107

      He fears the US

    • @benrelsdale4530
      @benrelsdale4530 5 лет назад +240

      The rest will be offended that he didn't include them

    • @harenohisugarwave
      @harenohisugarwave 5 лет назад +2

      am China mate

    • @malojstoy
      @malojstoy 5 лет назад +17

      That's actually not true for people who don't like their home countries (like me)

  • @chuckmann7127
    @chuckmann7127 6 лет назад +513

    RT did not bless the rains down in Africa, that is why there was a giant fire.

    • @mason9806
      @mason9806 6 лет назад +2

      *time to conquer all of north africa*

    • @Tango_Raptor
      @Tango_Raptor 6 лет назад

      Oof

    • @chuckmann7127
      @chuckmann7127 6 лет назад +1

      Why stop there? (God Save the Queen plays in the distance)

    • @shyguygaming5397
      @shyguygaming5397 5 лет назад

      He blessed the flames down in Africa.

    • @wild1223
      @wild1223 5 лет назад

      Copied comment

  • @singularit_y
    @singularit_y 6 лет назад +1318

    _BREAKING NEWS_
    A tornado has just taken out three countries!
    RTG: *“It could’ve been worse”*

    • @jackm6704
      @jackm6704 6 лет назад +25

      Not three countries
      Tree countries

    • @vikingpotet
      @vikingpotet 5 лет назад

      It couldn’t it took out Norway

  • @jacobgutierrez9642
    @jacobgutierrez9642 6 лет назад +1140

    "We can't just delete counties!"
    *evaporates Europe and Africa*

    • @drcoolcabbage
      @drcoolcabbage 6 лет назад +120

      He said countries. Whole continents are fair game.

    • @HypotheticallyEnov
      @HypotheticallyEnov 6 лет назад +3

      *snap*

    • @Bamazon_Prime
      @Bamazon_Prime 6 лет назад +1

      ''''cccccc'ccccccccccc'cvcccvccc

    • @codyleonard7129
      @codyleonard7129 6 лет назад +4

      Not to mention that he unleashed a “scale one” meteor shower on Africa

    • @puddinkq2251
      @puddinkq2251 6 лет назад

      There is a guy in my class with your exact name

  • @Daszombes
    @Daszombes 5 лет назад +701

    "It's only scale one"
    *country roads starts playing*
    I don't think it's only scale one

    • @JamesTheAce0
      @JamesTheAce0 4 года назад +11

      Now that is how 2020 is going to end right there

    • @rickywillmann2465
      @rickywillmann2465 3 года назад +7

      1000 meteors fall down
      RT: it's only- starts laughing

    • @shreyaspamaraju262
      @shreyaspamaraju262 9 месяцев назад +3

      holy shit funny rainworld man

    • @thelemonsheep7257
      @thelemonsheep7257 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@shreyaspamaraju262 my honest reaction

  • @badtiming2208
    @badtiming2208 6 лет назад +1685

    How about Country Road...on the ACTUAL West Virginia? You have to.

    • @gambit1231
      @gambit1231 6 лет назад +49

      Up vote this quick so RT can see this beautiful idea

    • @davilimalol4612
      @davilimalol4612 6 лет назад +8

      @@gambit1231 *like

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 6 лет назад +1

      Waldo de la Calzada
      We hate that song...

    • @gambit1231
      @gambit1231 6 лет назад +36

      @@bundleoffuck2986 The fuck did sou say?

    • @Kriket42a
      @Kriket42a 6 лет назад +1

      +

  • @SirAndischa
    @SirAndischa 6 лет назад +515

    what a nice metaphor for the post Colonial Time.
    Europe: *leaves a continent without the necessary logistical structures and goes away*
    "I was gone for 2 minutes, why is africa burning?"

    • @vaxiz4847
      @vaxiz4847 6 лет назад

      British
      'When you can't enter in modern world''

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 лет назад +3048

    Country Roads has gone beyond West Virginia

  • @sugarpapaelmo2004
    @sugarpapaelmo2004 5 лет назад +2087

    “You can’t just delete a country!”
    Czechoslovakia: *yeah so we split it*

    • @samiamrg7
      @samiamrg7 5 лет назад +92

      Yugoslavia: *sweats nervously in the corner*

    • @thegachaactor6934
      @thegachaactor6934 4 года назад +68

      *laughs in Austria-Hungary*

    • @juliawojno5105
      @juliawojno5105 4 года назад +48

      *Poland literally not existing for the entirety of XIXth century*: uhhh

    • @reeckoyoshi5887
      @reeckoyoshi5887 4 года назад +4

      China: pathetic

    • @WackyH
      @WackyH 4 года назад +16

      Korea
      Soviet Union
      Confederate
      East Germany
      Vietnam
      Czechoslovakia
      Yugoslavia
      Austria-Hungary

  • @ophigreen2096
    @ophigreen2096 6 лет назад +3083

    This is the future flat earthers want.

  • @fortniteedits4375
    @fortniteedits4375 6 лет назад +645

    1:13 "I think we can all agree that Greece isn't going to have any money"
    Lmfao, rip in the chat for Greece.

  • @connorm632
    @connorm632 6 лет назад +370

    Really puts the country in Country Roads

  • @theunionjack5172
    @theunionjack5172 5 лет назад +871

    “I hope no one lives in north England”
    I live in north England
    Hi fish

    • @dougalbadger4918
      @dougalbadger4918 4 года назад +6

      The Union Jack brilliant

    • @yourlocalpineapple
      @yourlocalpineapple 4 года назад +4

      Yep rip us

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish 4 года назад +2

      Greenland Countryball Greenland, why the fuck u in the UK

    • @alexjonathanwhite606
      @alexjonathanwhite606 4 года назад +4

      Well, this sucks, goodbye Milton Keynes, goodbye Buckinghamshire, goodbye Bristol, goodbye Yorkshire, goodbye London, now that I think of it, thank god London is gone

    • @el-noteleven-7289
      @el-noteleven-7289 4 года назад

      If you don't know me I'm M to the B

  • @beans3560
    @beans3560 6 лет назад +2874

    Country roads now represents death and destruction for everyone subscribed to this channel
    Edit: Gee this is a hefty amount of likes, thanks fellow pals.

    • @toasthead
      @toasthead 6 лет назад +50

      COUNTRY ROADS

    • @graves3506
      @graves3506 6 лет назад +71

      Tom Asgard honestly though. That’s way to true. My friends started playing it in class and i swear i had flashbacks

    • @the_actual_alex
      @the_actual_alex 6 лет назад +10

      Continent roads take me home to the place I belong north America

    • @dfpride8412
      @dfpride8412 6 лет назад +41

      Actually in one episode, Country Roads was a song of hope rather than death and destruction.
      it didn't last long

    • @adriankuester4605
      @adriankuester4605 6 лет назад +19

      Whenever i hear "almost heaven" it triggers something in me now

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 6 лет назад +2265

    Earth will now be called ‘Virginia 2’

    • @lint9305
      @lint9305 6 лет назад +28

      WEST*******, Virginia is like vanilla.

    • @devongarcia6603
      @devongarcia6603 6 лет назад +4

      From Charlottesville VA, I thank u

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 6 лет назад +11

      EARTHLY ROOAAAAAADS!!!

    • @SlightlyInactive
      @SlightlyInactive 6 лет назад +2

      More like virgins 2 hahahahahaha

    • @CrazyCaliforniaFishing
      @CrazyCaliforniaFishing 6 лет назад

      Hey guys I am a fairly new channel. Could you check it out and leave some feedback good or bad? Thank You! Also 3 giveaways at 1000 subscribers!

  • @paranoikoc
    @paranoikoc 5 лет назад +681

    RTGame:*Greece isn't going to have any money*
    Me:*Sad Greek noises*

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 лет назад +36

      Ancient Greek: Successful and powerful civilization
      Modern Greek: Struggling and weak civilization

    • @fakegun7728
      @fakegun7728 4 года назад +17

      @@CatholicWeeb you predicted the weak doge strong doge meme

    • @snowleopard9463
      @snowleopard9463 4 года назад +5

      When someone is chad enough to predict the future memes

    • @Visibletoalldo
      @Visibletoalldo 4 года назад +1

      Υεςς

  • @Testsubject276
    @Testsubject276 6 лет назад +819

    I love how RTGame has become "That TF2uber" to "That guy who plays god and is very bad at it."

    • @averykmae
      @averykmae 5 лет назад +25

      *good

    • @ASquared544
      @ASquared544 5 лет назад +37

      I would gladly welcome RT as our new god. We all need to die, might as well make it interesting.

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 лет назад +11

      @@ASquared544 I Have A Feeling If He Had That Much Power, He Would Pour Trillions Of Barrels Of Oil All Over The Earth, Then Set The World On Fire.

    • @someone2427
      @someone2427 5 лет назад +7

      @@CatholicWeeb why did you write your comment like a thesis title

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 5 лет назад

      @@someone2427 What Kind Of Person Doesn't Write That Way? 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @bomblessdodongo3093
    @bomblessdodongo3093 5 лет назад +348

    3:14 “Does no one get along in Europe?” That’s basically European History 101 dude

    • @844SteamFan
      @844SteamFan 4 года назад +6

      CoUnTrY RoAdS

    • @AriettaTheWild17
      @AriettaTheWild17 4 года назад +3

      The European song contest was made with the intention to keep the peace better, only it backfired slightly. Not all out war yet, and the one that was fought gets ignored. You know back when the metal heads highjacked it 😜🤘 Then it went back to being boring again.

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 6 лет назад +663

    I love how County Roads has basically become the official theme of the apocalypse.

    • @nenekatrine5885
      @nenekatrine5885 6 лет назад +33

      Bill Cipher When any apocalypse happens I'll just be blasting Country Roads

    • @djhgdsfadsiuydsauy
      @djhgdsfadsiuydsauy 6 лет назад +36

      Except for one-street city, that song means utopia in that case.

    • @someedgysnipermain5318
      @someedgysnipermain5318 6 лет назад +23

      When WWIII starts and the world slowly enters an international nuclear winter, I'll just be blasting country roads loud enough for the world to hear.
      And it will be ironic because I even live in West Virginia.

    • @nightmarefox4070
      @nightmarefox4070 6 лет назад +5

      @@someedgysnipermain5318 *TAKE ME HOME*

    • @crown4212
      @crown4212 6 лет назад +1

      Well i didnt expect to see you here but true.

  • @eddiemuff0371
    @eddiemuff0371 5 лет назад +280

    "I'm not just gonna delete places"
    Deletes Manchester

  • @wunderful1355
    @wunderful1355 6 лет назад +316

    I'm 4 minutes in and I'm already terrified for what he's going to do to the actual West Virginia

  • @LachlanMT
    @LachlanMT 6 лет назад +410

    RT: You can't just delete a country...
    *Literally 10 seconds later*
    RT: Alright lets get rid of the ocean.

    • @DomesticatedDuck
      @DomesticatedDuck 6 лет назад +6

      The ocean isn't a country.

    • @LachlanMT
      @LachlanMT 6 лет назад +3

      r/whoosh

    • @marxismleninismkanyeism6440
      @marxismleninismkanyeism6440 6 лет назад +3

      @@LachlanMT r/woooooosh

    • @LachlanMT
      @LachlanMT 6 лет назад +3

      r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo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    • @thehonestorange713
      @thehonestorange713 6 лет назад

      I'm not finished, but I hope Ohio and Wisconsin gets deleted. Its pop not soda

  • @Reza-desu
    @Reza-desu 6 лет назад +315

    You've heard about Country Road but have you heard about *CONTINENT ROAD*

  • @basedgod6016
    @basedgod6016 4 года назад +99

    "you can't just delete a country" *plunges North England into the abyss*

  • @screamwank895
    @screamwank895 6 лет назад +657

    From the uk here, he actually made a pretty decent representation of east London

    • @WSmith1984
      @WSmith1984 6 лет назад +20

      It was more like a representation of East Anglia, it is pretty much underwater now.
      (Edited for spelling.)

    • @TheoHiggins
      @TheoHiggins 6 лет назад +6

      Could have sworn I was looking at Ilford

    • @authorofone
      @authorofone 6 лет назад

      ScreamWank but there was still an economy

    • @Iugeer
      @Iugeer 6 лет назад

      True

    • @cymruambyth6440
      @cymruambyth6440 6 лет назад +3

      Decent representation of England really

  • @thatobscuregamer2199
    @thatobscuregamer2199 6 лет назад +674

    "Leaving you guys was a mistake, you set Africa on fire." - RTGame, 2018

  • @liz8597
    @liz8597 6 лет назад +657

    Honestly im just dissapointed you didnt place that pyramid thing in Egypt

    • @bordt258
      @bordt258 6 лет назад +6

      yeah me too

    • @WSmith1984
      @WSmith1984 6 лет назад +3

      I was wondering if he would do that but it looks like he put it in Congo-Kinshasa.

    • @julefmapper6143
      @julefmapper6143 6 лет назад +9

      Long live the Central African pyramid.

    • @hevan_ev
      @hevan_ev 6 лет назад

      That's what they were saying during the stream

  • @madman19931612
    @madman19931612 5 лет назад +148

    "what happens if you dam an ocean?"
    The Netherlands happens

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 6 лет назад +1387

    I bless the rains down in Africa.

    • @fenn_fren
      @fenn_fren 6 лет назад +36

      Meteor rains!

    • @hemlixx3504
      @hemlixx3504 6 лет назад +69

      I bless the flames down in africa

    • @YahNation
      @YahNation 6 лет назад +15

      I killed my pain in Africa.

    • @aaronwalsh7266
      @aaronwalsh7266 6 лет назад +14

      I drive a train down in africa

    • @Michael4201YT
      @Michael4201YT 6 лет назад +1

      The Derp Chaos that ain't rain!

  • @alexsiemers7898
    @alexsiemers7898 6 лет назад +133

    0:54 “we’re not trying to destroy the world”
    *Drains the Atlantic and sends meteors on all of Europe and Africa and then floods the Atlantic again with a city in it*

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 6 лет назад +321

    *Local Irish person reveals his plans for world domination.*
    "I, for one, would welcome his rule." - Bob Ross' corpse admits.

    • @skaikaao
      @skaikaao 6 лет назад +1

      Hey by the way, I see you everywhere

  • @aytuser9737
    @aytuser9737 4 года назад +171

    "Does no one get along in Europe?" Causally how it's entire history is based on war😂

  • @dinojkz
    @dinojkz 6 лет назад +1906

    *Irish man apologizes for 11 minuets straight*

    • @DarkCurow
      @DarkCurow 6 лет назад +60

      That is a lot of minuets.

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 6 лет назад +14

      Jeon Tori
      so is he irish or canadian

    • @Kat_in1348
      @Kat_in1348 6 лет назад +1

      That One Guy he Irish :)

    • @floofydragon7058
      @floofydragon7058 6 лет назад +36

      More like "Irish man becomes a Canadian for 11 minutes"

    • @jupiterdoe1776
      @jupiterdoe1776 6 лет назад +6

      Honestly starting to think he's secretly Canadian

  • @filbo7788
    @filbo7788 6 лет назад +498

    I've watched so much RT that I've started to sing country roads during math tests

    • @user-nj1qc7uc9c
      @user-nj1qc7uc9c 6 лет назад +12

      shit man, math test aren't that bad, its not like an entire city get blown up whenever you take a math test

    • @spoi525
      @spoi525 6 лет назад +30

      Dear god, im not the only person that just breaks out into country roads out of nowhere? Thats a relief.

    • @-Zegop-
      @-Zegop- 6 лет назад +11

      It gets that bad huh?

    • @spoi525
      @spoi525 6 лет назад +2

      Yes, aperently so

    • @mrmaleman6518
      @mrmaleman6518 6 лет назад +1

      listen to the real one by John Denver

  • @DangItshere
    @DangItshere 6 лет назад +426

    What happens when we Dam the ocean?
    Yeah the Netherlands did that like hundreds of years ago

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 6 лет назад +4

      the netherlands also had a large water pump.

    • @willum349
      @willum349 6 лет назад +2

      Are you dutch?

    • @deanb4643
      @deanb4643 6 лет назад +1

      kab hes welcome to the netherlands the masters of the dam building and they made donuts

    • @renzo7725
      @renzo7725 6 лет назад +10

      Got a watter problem? Call the netherlands

    • @IIBomerII
      @IIBomerII 6 лет назад +2

      I feel like we should transfer all the money from the "dividenten belasting" to a fund for damming the North Sea and turning it into land.

  • @RyanGotReal
    @RyanGotReal 5 лет назад +251

    Scotland: Gains Independence
    England: Welp, just ME and you, Wales.
    Wales: Can I be in-
    England: nO

    • @KeevoVidya
      @KeevoVidya 5 лет назад +8

      It's fine we still have Northern Ireland.

    • @chopun3862
      @chopun3862 5 лет назад +9

      Nah that got Gerry adamsed

    • @Willzadl
      @Willzadl 4 года назад +1

      Kosovo

  • @CrimsonOpinion
    @CrimsonOpinion 6 лет назад +49

    "We can't kill Ben Stiller, we tried. He's too crafty." Perfect line to end on

  • @maiansito568
    @maiansito568 6 лет назад +506

    Flat earthers love him

  • @lavatacoburrito9410
    @lavatacoburrito9410 6 лет назад +193

    We can now technically call all the roads Country Roads.

    • @IGONECRAZYYY189
      @IGONECRAZYYY189 6 лет назад +4

      Dimmadamnit that's good.

    • @lunatpr5594
      @lunatpr5594 4 года назад +4

      But can they take us home?

    • @CKVanilla
      @CKVanilla 4 года назад

      Lucas TPR yes, they will take us home,

  • @aqua2k210
    @aqua2k210 5 лет назад +97

    Rt: *Gets access to meteors*
    Now this is a country roads level threat

    • @Ballen355
      @Ballen355 4 года назад

      What was that mod

  • @hazwald
    @hazwald 6 лет назад +422

    You left australia untouched. We survive.

    • @snappa_tv
      @snappa_tv 6 лет назад +52

      Australia’s not real. U can’t fool us

    • @hamish4486
      @hamish4486 6 лет назад +15

      yeah guys, we're on the moon

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 6 лет назад +16

      Just make sure your ground harness is in good nic, my grandma's broke the other day, hopefully she got a cremation in the sun...

    • @victornoel36
      @victornoel36 6 лет назад +4

      I'm South American. I'm also safe cuz I'm not real either.

    • @Technet0
      @Technet0 6 лет назад +1

      Thats the next target

  • @walterclements3433
    @walterclements3433 6 лет назад +2667

    “I’m Irish im gonna put the dump in the U.K.”
    On behalf of the U.K.
    it’s fine
    It’s already a dump

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 6 лет назад +264

    Our entire country dedicated to shopping? That ain't so bad.

    • @GinPoulpe
      @GinPoulpe 6 лет назад +5

      J'm'attendais à pire honnêtement mdr

    • @KillswitchZz
      @KillswitchZz 6 лет назад +3

      La même xD

    • @balano2861
      @balano2861 6 лет назад +1

      My whole thing is just used to make sure nothing is going on in Africa

    • @sunb5738
      @sunb5738 6 лет назад +2

      Kinda accurate lmao

    • @unknownentity657
      @unknownentity657 6 лет назад

      @@GinPoulpe Je suis anglais mais je parle francais

  • @artaum5635
    @artaum5635 5 лет назад +93

    "What did I miss?"
    *Meanwhile the entire Africa is on fire*

  • @c0pyca113
    @c0pyca113 6 лет назад +125

    "What happens if you dam an ocean?"
    Famous last words.

    • @Eira_
      @Eira_ 6 лет назад +10

      I'm pretty sure someone actually tried to dam the mediterranean once but failed because it was way too expensive and would've completely fucked up the entire sea

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah, the Atlantropa project... Tom Scott did a pretty great video on it

    • @Dullahan00
      @Dullahan00 6 лет назад

      There's a book coming out soon based on that iirc

  • @destinationunknown8373
    @destinationunknown8373 6 лет назад +280

    Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. It hit RT's wall.

  • @geutonix
    @geutonix 6 лет назад +346

    I love how there's a chernobyl in ukraine on this map

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 лет назад +13

      AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE!

    • @WabboJack
      @WabboJack 6 лет назад

      Agogo Destroyer TRIIIIIIIIII POLOSKI

    • @Sipunak
      @Sipunak 6 лет назад

      @@WabboJack tripaloski is Estonian tho

    • @WabboJack
      @WabboJack 6 лет назад

      Al12eksi03 it’s still some good Slav stuff

  • @terhoraami9944
    @terhoraami9944 5 лет назад +69

    As a finnish person, I can tell you that the tornado didn't destroy anything important.

    • @skelly9266
      @skelly9266 4 года назад +3

      Absolutely. All nokia 3310s survived

    • @CKVanilla
      @CKVanilla 4 года назад

      False, rovio HQ would’ve been destroyed. Wait you said important things nvm

  • @nathanormerod9982
    @nathanormerod9982 6 лет назад +186

    I just realised, is that power plant in Ukraine meant to be a hint at Chernobyl ?

  • @theemiester4090
    @theemiester4090 5 лет назад +709

    Flat Earth confirmed by Cities Skylines

    • @MikeJProto
      @MikeJProto 5 лет назад +24

      The funny thing is Flatards would actually use this video as proof

    • @TTTristan1
      @TTTristan1 4 года назад +1

      @@MikeJProto E v E r Y O n E ' s I n O n I t

    • @Nexus-2318
      @Nexus-2318 4 года назад +1

      It all makes sense now

    • @reeckoyoshi5887
      @reeckoyoshi5887 4 года назад +1

      THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT IT IS EARTH SHAPED
      (Not round)

    • @Nexus-2318
      @Nexus-2318 4 года назад +1

      @Reecko Yoshi it was a joke lmao

  • @marshalljarnagin9370
    @marshalljarnagin9370 6 лет назад +590

    You see what happens to those who try to take out Madagascar.

    • @1234q-q8x
      @1234q-q8x 6 лет назад +29

      Madagascar was a good movie, fight me.

    • @Venentine
      @Venentine 6 лет назад +28

      It's cause they closed all their ports

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 6 лет назад +5

      @@Venentine I will beat mega brutal one day...

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 6 лет назад +14

      @Jill Stingray is precious
      > Common Cold starts in Ethiopia.
      >Ethiopia declares national emergency
      >Ethiopia declares martial law
      >Ethiopia uses mass graves
      >Ethiopia's government has collapsed
      >Common Cold to eradicate Ethiopia
      (Genetic complexity: simple)

    • @johnfletcher2122
      @johnfletcher2122 6 лет назад +7

      An unpopular but good plague inc joke

  • @samanthae.1002
    @samanthae.1002 5 лет назад +109

    RT: “if you live on earth you will be offended and I’m sorry”
    Aliens: “no you aren’t but dont touch Canada *thats ours* ”

    • @hydrochloricacid2146
      @hydrochloricacid2146 4 года назад +6

      All these countries are yours except Canada. Attempt no building there.

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 3 года назад +4

      As a canadian AI, this is completely true.
      Sorry.

  • @sheepgod4135
    @sheepgod4135 6 лет назад +725

    Rt: "that was to much damage"
    Me: *slowly holds up flex tape*

    • @komandantkilljoy
      @komandantkilljoy 6 лет назад +34

      Now that's a lot of damage

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 6 лет назад +22

      PHIL SWIFT HERE BACK WITH ANOTHER AMAZING PRODUCT

    • @74Bitz115
      @74Bitz115 6 лет назад +5

      @@Sparkle8205 it's Flex Tape, but it repels weather disasters

    • @gihrenzabi7271
      @gihrenzabi7271 6 лет назад +15

      I sawed the british isle in half!

    • @awkward-scarfy-boi9400
      @awkward-scarfy-boi9400 6 лет назад +2

      I sawed the Atlantic Ocean in half

  • @Jmcgee1125
    @Jmcgee1125 6 лет назад +278

    He forgot to bless the rains down in Africa that's what happened.

    • @snowjix
      @snowjix 6 лет назад +3

      Then he flooded the place.

  • @garry4082
    @garry4082 6 лет назад +261

    Take me home, world-long roads,
    To the land, I belong,
    City skylines, Highway driver,
    Take me home, world-long roads!!!

    • @garry4082
      @garry4082 6 лет назад +1

      Why is this highlighted?

    • @MartianMoth2302
      @MartianMoth2302 6 лет назад +1

      We need a full remix of Country Roads with this comment right here.

    • @phairecouchpotato3912
      @phairecouchpotato3912 6 лет назад

      Good Question

    • @Pondhs
      @Pondhs 5 лет назад

      @@MartianMoth2302 YES WE DO

  • @markkemp8540
    @markkemp8540 5 лет назад +267

    "HEY, Scotland is now its own independent state!"
    -RTgame

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 лет назад +3

      *Not a single person on Scotland*

    • @dazza2350
      @dazza2350 3 года назад

      Let's GOOOO

  • @IamGyro
    @IamGyro 6 лет назад +372

    “We finally found a use for Italy.”- RTGame 2018

    • @Enthropical_Thunder
      @Enthropical_Thunder 6 лет назад +2

      At least Italy was present, Luxemburg wasn't even on this map.

  • @stardustmonkey4302
    @stardustmonkey4302 6 лет назад +482

    Roses are red,
    What have you done,
    A meteor strike has occured,
    Its only scale one

  • @paladin3703
    @paladin3703 6 лет назад +212

    Of course the Netherlands had a water pump.
    Couldn't be prouder, RT.

    • @itsjustsem
      @itsjustsem 6 лет назад +1

      Denko now we have to remove it again XD

    • @donvanbreda1256
      @donvanbreda1256 6 лет назад +4

      as a dutchie. i felt that

    • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
      @generictimestamperstupendi9021 6 лет назад +1

      .... I don't get it....
      American oblivious to other countries rivalries/histories here can you explain?

    • @axrah8406
      @axrah8406 6 лет назад +1

      @@generictimestamperstupendi9021 i dont remember but isnt it the netherlands that basically is a flat piece of land where a big part of it is under sea level or something, so like alot of floods and stuff. I could be completely wrong about that so pls correct me if i am

    • @alexrowe7063
      @alexrowe7063 6 лет назад

      Gonna leave something here. I wanna get this joke....

  • @husband-of-chinggis
    @husband-of-chinggis 4 года назад +18

    "Actually we've been going two hours, maybe this is a very good point to um, take a quick break."
    "Oh, what did I miss? ...'oh it's really burning' what's burning? ...Africa's on _fire-_ what?
    Why is- oh my god why is the entire East Coast of Africa on _fire??_ What the hell happened???? Okay well--"

  • @smk7500
    @smk7500 6 лет назад +199

    If the Earth is round, *why is it flat in City Skylines?*

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 6 лет назад +2

      Smoked Kabob because pocket dimensions

    • @Pope187
      @Pope187 6 лет назад +16

      Flat Earth Confirmed

    • @Andrei-ck7lv
      @Andrei-ck7lv 6 лет назад +15

      Checkmate, atheists!

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 6 лет назад

      Admiral Ackbar sick of this joke already confirmed

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 6 лет назад

      Andrei no check mate to u cous my answer is the ultimate one

  • @dragonjspider
    @dragonjspider 6 лет назад +124

    The one time RT is actually the sensible one.
    *CREATES DUMP* MOTHER FU-
    Oh wait he said sorry

    • @Ivy64_
      @Ivy64_ 6 лет назад +5

      *British patriotism intensifies*

  • @tessabakker662
    @tessabakker662 6 лет назад +80

    "The Netherlands will NOT rest until this ocean is gone. Like- That's their life goal here. They DESPISE *water*."
    As a Dutch person... yeah we've had our fair share of conflicts with the sea, throughout our history. Forget the Emu War of Australia, we need to build higher dams!

    • @FromsoftgoatKaj
      @FromsoftgoatKaj 6 лет назад +6

      There was a book about the futute where Rotterdam was just like "Yeah let's build a giant fucking wall lmao" to hold up the water.

    • @meristuart1838
      @meristuart1838 6 лет назад

      But... But Dutch Bros!

    • @roderickbrouwer6771
      @roderickbrouwer6771 6 лет назад

      Ja man nederlanders

    • @laraschroeder5195
      @laraschroeder5195 2 года назад

      It's true! My family was killed by Water Warriors when I was only 2. I had to fight off invaders on the duns ever since to protect my homeland.

  • @OwlPower669
    @OwlPower669 5 лет назад +61

    "Has the Eurovision song contest ruined us?"
    Yes
    Yes it has

  • @jeffreyhoon
    @jeffreyhoon 6 лет назад +141

    RT, if you've played any world destroying game the two hardest places to kill off are always Madagascar and Greenland.
    They only have ports, never airports. Grr....

    • @grapesw8
      @grapesw8 6 лет назад +26

      Just have to up your infectivity before buying any lethality

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 лет назад +10

      They be like "Haha! You got everyone but us! Suck it, dog!"

    • @jacplac97
      @jacplac97 6 лет назад +29

      A random guy in Poland: Sneezes
      Madagascar: SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!

    • @feckoslovakia
      @feckoslovakia 6 лет назад

      Ah plague inc I like it
      Also the Philippines are a nightmare too occasionally

    • @feckoslovakia
      @feckoslovakia 6 лет назад

      @@grapesw8 just cold resistance really

  • @Conbot-qs5xk
    @Conbot-qs5xk 6 лет назад +193

    Ah yes, the landmarks of the UK:
    - Stonehenge
    - The great Midlands dump
    - The North England V O I D
    - Blackpool 2
    - Nature?

    • @bootlegoonsmule1438
      @bootlegoonsmule1438 3 года назад +4

      The great Midlands dump, or as it’s more lovingly known, Birmingham!

  • @w0wdonger896
    @w0wdonger896 6 лет назад +185

    at some point someone is gonna start investigating RT bc he keeps destroying places insipired by the real world
    edit: w0wsers almost 200 people liked this shit whats wrong with you guys?

    • @nightmarefox4070
      @nightmarefox4070 6 лет назад +5

      You can't, because he isn't here but is. He's near, yet far. He's above yet below. He's everywhere and nowhere, everyone and no one. You cannot find him, because he already found you...

    • @nightmarefox4070
      @nightmarefox4070 6 лет назад

      @The Gaming Giraffe Your profile pic make your comment 10 times better.

    • @w0wdonger896
      @w0wdonger896 6 лет назад

      @@nightmarefox4070 so basically... he's batman

  • @cleverusername5551
    @cleverusername5551 4 года назад +15

    England: has a dump planted on it
    Scotland, Wales, and ireland: *insert simpsons laugh here*

  • @CephalonF
    @CephalonF 6 лет назад +68

    One of the first things I hear is "Sorry if you live in this bit of Russia. We need a sewage pipe". To be perfectly honest that's exactly what I expected so I wasn't offended. Ну может чуть-чуть.

    • @scrscrscrscr
      @scrscrscrscr 6 лет назад

      Аа нуб я живу в эстонии

    • @George_Bazooki
      @George_Bazooki 6 лет назад

      Там никто не живёт so okay I guess

    • @sunb5738
      @sunb5738 6 лет назад

      Isn't that what's actually happening in for oil? x)

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 6 лет назад +67

    On the one hand, an Irishman is calling the UK a dump.
    On the other hand, he's saying Manchester and Liverpool are equally bad.
    Overall? _He's telling the truth we don't wanna believe_

    • @dog-ez2nu
      @dog-ez2nu 6 лет назад +4

      But. But. The Mersey. But
      *head explodes*

  • @Nadiaidan
    @Nadiaidan 6 лет назад +118

    I've skipped everything to get parts about the Netherlands.
    "The Netherlands will not rest until this ocean is gone.
    like, that's their life goal here. They despise water.
    and like, that's why they just build over it."
    I mean, its not 100% wrong...

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 лет назад +5

      More canals

    • @David_927
      @David_927 6 лет назад +5

      I live in the Netherlands lol

    • @DitisEmile
      @DitisEmile 5 лет назад +1

      It's the truth and someone should say it.

  • @ampstamp
    @ampstamp 5 лет назад +315

    "You cant just delete a country" lemme tell you about 1940's japan

    • @Im_NotSue
      @Im_NotSue 3 года назад +6

      Deleted two cities

    • @jusghonson3667
      @jusghonson3667 3 года назад

      It got b29'd if you get my drift, or you cold say it's a lot more Enola gay (I'm sorry)

  • @cptjackpl8690
    @cptjackpl8690 6 лет назад +507

    West Virginia- capital of the world

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 6 лет назад +12

      CptJack PL it’s not just the capital it is the world

    • @reggieloaiza7782
      @reggieloaiza7782 6 лет назад +5

      So its not west anymore, it's just virginia

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 6 лет назад

      Reggie Loaiza to put it simply yes

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 лет назад +3

      The great United Kingdoms of Virginia

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 6 лет назад

      Saint Sponge Man next stop United galaxies of virgina

  • @benwalker8500
    @benwalker8500 6 лет назад +291

    Your just sitting in ur bed watching rts stream in north England then water starts flooding ur house

  • @KptKosmit91
    @KptKosmit91 6 лет назад +613

    2:38 "You can't just delete a country"
    Hitler: *looks at Poland*

    • @sanguisbumb6138
      @sanguisbumb6138 6 лет назад +52

      KptKosmit91 Thing that nobody remembers the Soviet Union helped.

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 6 лет назад +35

      That’s one history lesson the rest of the world would rather forget

    • @widhskxnkan1349pl
      @widhskxnkan1349pl 6 лет назад +15

      Hey I'm from Poland

    • @anthonys.655
      @anthonys.655 6 лет назад +5

      I‘m thinking more of the Alsace in France when its about Hitler deleting countries 🤔😅

    • @brycewinton5618
      @brycewinton5618 6 лет назад +2

      Potato Da Comentator *RIP* national pride

  • @thefutureboah4376
    @thefutureboah4376 5 лет назад +18

    Rt:*does anything to a country*
    Someone watching the video:”so you have chosen death”

  • @shadowcrawler300
    @shadowcrawler300 6 лет назад +126

    the fact that a giant meteor missed the land of madagascar is freakin hilarious lmao xD

  • @BobSmith-br3ul
    @BobSmith-br3ul 6 лет назад +190

    When he puts the pyramid in DRC but not Egypt

  • @halfnwhole751
    @halfnwhole751 6 лет назад +150

    Whats next? You create the solar system? You create the Milky way? YOU CREATE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE? *YOU CREATE A SIMULATION OF THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF MANKIND?*

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 6 лет назад +21

      nobody *Ancient Greek*
      Nobleman: Umm Sir, I heard Dioniyse singing this weird song.
      Leader: How does it goes?
      Nobleman:
      Country Road
      Take me home!
      To the place.
      I belong!
      West Virginia!
      Mountain Mana
      Take me home
      Country Road.
      Leader: Well Zeus damn it, we need to hide!

  • @lauralgh9176
    @lauralgh9176 4 года назад +7

    rt covering britain's issues by using taxes to plant trees was a good representation of the british government tbh

  • @jt8578
    @jt8578 6 лет назад +276

    Some people just want to watch the world burn.

    • @DragoBot
      @DragoBot 6 лет назад +6

      and others just want to see it exploded by 666+ meteors all at once

    • @blueisha8010
      @blueisha8010 6 лет назад +5

      I watch africa burn

    • @ander936
      @ander936 6 лет назад +1

      same

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 6 лет назад +1

      Or Africa

    • @joshuabuswell9481
      @joshuabuswell9481 6 лет назад

      Its some men just want to watch the world burn

  • @aspirecreates
    @aspirecreates 6 лет назад +290

    6:32 Only Scale 1 he says...
    *A giant swarm of meteors appears*
    Does that look like Scale 1?

    • @aspirecreates
      @aspirecreates 6 лет назад +3

      @Dray1923 What caused so many to appear at once?

    • @aubanana1339
      @aubanana1339 6 лет назад +7

      (SARCASM)

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 6 лет назад +11

      @@aspirecreates He's using the "Ragnarok EXTREME EDITION" mod, which allows the disaster magnitude to be increased to 500.

    • @giantturtlecat2959
      @giantturtlecat2959 6 лет назад +1

      Turtle God Hello oh mighty Turtle god!

    • @psycomaticpenguin
      @psycomaticpenguin 6 лет назад +2

      How to delet earth

  • @gloppin
    @gloppin 6 лет назад +215

    Only pangaea kids will remember this

  • @needlehead9888
    @needlehead9888 5 лет назад +23

    "if you live anywhere on earth you will be offended"
    *laughs in also being Irish*

  • @qhurro8931
    @qhurro8931 6 лет назад +122

    “Country roads starts playing”
    OHHHHHH GOD WHY

  • @sarahfrench113
    @sarahfrench113 6 лет назад +375

    As a Welsh girl, I'm pretty disappointed that there was no Wales on this map. It's led to some pretty serious identity problems, and now I'm pretty sure I don't exist. You'll be getting my therapist's bill. 😂

    • @retropedro222
      @retropedro222 6 лет назад +51

      Sarah French no, you’re french

    • @sarahfrench113
      @sarahfrench113 6 лет назад +8

      Retro Pedro Haha pretty sure that's just my name dude. :)

    • @aaronmoon1805
      @aaronmoon1805 6 лет назад +15

      Sarah French pretty sure you’re french

    • @sarahfrench113
      @sarahfrench113 6 лет назад +9

      @@aaronmoon1805 Loving the original joke. :P

    • @jakubkrajewski7400
      @jakubkrajewski7400 6 лет назад

      Nah you're an English slave

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria 6 лет назад +1408

    0/10 no africa by toto

  • @markko6168
    @markko6168 5 лет назад +12

    RTGame: Couple of problems with that everything is incredibly flat.
    Thanos: Perfectly balanced, like all things should be.

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 6 лет назад +134

    IRL: We cross the Channel from our dump of a country to buy baguettes.
    In-game: We cross the Channel from our dump of a country to buy baguettes.
    _I think the singularity's here already_

    • @chrislaezur730
      @chrislaezur730 6 лет назад +2

      Debatable

    • @Kapin05
      @Kapin05 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, I mean I live here and I see trash everywhere, just moving around and being useless.
      It's not that we litter, it's just that we exist

  • @yummyherbicide7296
    @yummyherbicide7296 6 лет назад +645

    *I BLESS THE RAIIINS DOWN IN AFRICA*

  • @Griffin1171-love-you-all
    @Griffin1171-love-you-all 6 лет назад +638

    Tfw your country isn't memorable enough to be mocked by RT.

    • @borisbubonja
      @borisbubonja 6 лет назад +15

      *cough cough* serbia

    • @maevehastings5988
      @maevehastings5988 6 лет назад +35

      Tfw your country is called part of russia lmao
      Viva ukraine

    • @Legority
      @Legority 6 лет назад +12

      cough cough *america*

    • @magmahotdesigns
      @magmahotdesigns 6 лет назад +19

      When your country’s to distant to ruined by RT
      *cough cough* Australia *cough cough*

    • @Emmatriaaa
      @Emmatriaaa 6 лет назад +4

      My country has the sewage island so haha

  • @ebolve
    @ebolve 5 лет назад +25

    7:11 how the titanic really sank