shinji fails to grasp the concept of homosexuality

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  • @suoerfucker2000
    @suoerfucker2000 3 года назад +62690

    "wanna hangout?" "I'm not gay"

    • @darellinares3956
      @darellinares3956 3 года назад +169

      Where is ur pfp from 👁👄👁

    • @becauseimbatman1391
      @becauseimbatman1391 3 года назад +273

      @@lacrimosaeb9946 I don't know where it's from but it's not Seven Deadly Sins

    • @ladyhaha7548
      @ladyhaha7548 3 года назад +62

      @@darellinares3956 it looked like HxH idk

    • @ahren3355
      @ahren3355 3 года назад +85

      @@ladyhaha7548 Yeah, it’s Ging from HxH

    • @catatoblob8598
      @catatoblob8598 3 года назад +22

      @@ahren3355 I don't remember Ging ever being put in chains

  • @whateverland7464
    @whateverland7464 3 года назад +42761

    "I'm not a girl" is the new "I have a boyfriend"

    • @jj0493
      @jj0493 3 года назад +1217

      Shinji: I love Kaworu

    • @Res_ER
      @Res_ER 3 года назад +99

      Yes! 😹

    • @Yamikaiba123
      @Yamikaiba123 3 года назад +139

      That's actually genius.

    • @nikasiil
      @nikasiil 3 года назад +8

      IQJDKQKKQKQKQKQ

    • @Roanokewood
      @Roanokewood 3 года назад +222

      Best part is there is literally no comeback for it. Just turning someone down so hard that they only have the choice just to except it.

  • @sayumidalpathadu
    @sayumidalpathadu 2 года назад +2448

    So basically Shinji's logic is that it's gay to have tea with your bro but it's not to get in the hot tub and hold hands with them

    • @chuckiechil
      @chuckiechil Год назад +54

      Exactly😭

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing Год назад +266

      To be fair it’s a cultural thing. In Japan asking a girl to have tea with you is a pick up line and public bathing is common

    • @sayumidalpathadu
      @sayumidalpathadu Год назад +96

      @@BlueBlazeKing yeah I guess actually. It's still funny to think about though

    • @sherwintavarez8539
      @sherwintavarez8539 5 месяцев назад +27

      Plus sleep together

    • @globurim
      @globurim 5 месяцев назад +8

      I think it's the drinking tea that he thinks is gay not the having tea with a dude.

  • @noranomics
    @noranomics Год назад +1313

    Bro was really like “have tea with me” only to be told “Tea? That’s pretty gay” by the fruitiest child I have ever laid eyes upon

    • @roxas5071
      @roxas5071 10 месяцев назад

      The zesty ass walk proves it all

    • @vermillionz
      @vermillionz 8 месяцев назад +69

      “Fruitiest little child” HELP?

    • @Hsjsududswhsjdjxizzioao
      @Hsjsududswhsjdjxizzioao 7 месяцев назад +98

      ​​@@ginaverses0:09 look at this mf walk 💀💀💀💀

    • @ginaverses
      @ginaverses 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Hsjsududswhsjdjxizzioao oh yes! i forgot that the way a guy walks makes him gay

    • @Hsjsududswhsjdjxizzioao
      @Hsjsududswhsjdjxizzioao 7 месяцев назад +42

      @@ginaverses yea bro how could you not know that.

  • @zsvntt
    @zsvntt 3 года назад +46660

    Shinji: “But I’m not a girl.”
    Kaworu: "That's the whole point."

    • @peachypatpat
      @peachypatpat 3 года назад +495

      this makes me laughed lol

    • @mirkohoble
      @mirkohoble 3 года назад +520

      Well the albino gae angel has no interest in women. If Shinji was a her, Kaworu would ignore her.

    • @MaxIronsThird
      @MaxIronsThird 2 года назад +370

      @@mirkohoble not really, Kaworu has his eyes on Shinji at first bc he's the pilot of Unit 01, plus Kaworu is the 13th angel and doesn't really have a gender bc he's not human.

    • @Metalora
      @Metalora 2 года назад +77

      @@MaxIronsThird I never thought I'd ask this but does that imply he doesn't have a dick?
      ...
      Wait a minute he and shinji showered together so if he didn't have a dick, Shinji would know somethings up.

    • @bonelessmice6828
      @bonelessmice6828 2 года назад +21

      @@MaxIronsThird arent humans angels tho

  • @alemations7756
    @alemations7756 3 года назад +34875

    "Fellas, is it gay to drink tea?"

    • @halifaxverbeck7098
      @halifaxverbeck7098 3 года назад +733

      yes

    • @gottesurteil3201
      @gottesurteil3201 3 года назад +1308

      I mean, only if you put cream in it.

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher 3 года назад +1302

      Americans in the 1770s: It's almost as gay as paying taxes.

    • @greyscaleadaven
      @greyscaleadaven 3 года назад +511

      I mean I drink tea and I'm gay so like I feel like my opinion about this subject is weirdly invalid

    • @alemations7756
      @alemations7756 3 года назад +320

      @@greyscaleadaven Shoot, you confirmed it. Guess I'm gay now

  • @peterodactyl311
    @peterodactyl311 2 года назад +5667

    Kaji: Have tea with me
    Shinji: I'm NoT a GiRL
    Kaworu: let's bath together?
    Shinji: you son of a bitch, I'm in

  • @sp4c3y
    @sp4c3y 9 месяцев назад +324

    i love how he says “i’m not a girl” but leaves out the “i’m a child” 💀💀💀

  • @poprocks6576
    @poprocks6576 3 года назад +21773

    Kaworu: i love you
    Shinji: but I’m not a girl

  • @carrotpl
    @carrotpl 4 года назад +26336

    *but i'm not a girl.*
    _Shinji Ikari ladies and gentlemen. Shinji Ikari._

    • @flip269
      @flip269 3 года назад +401

      Full time gentleman

    • @JEazy-jh1qp
      @JEazy-jh1qp 3 года назад +268

      *Everybody claps*

    • @reverendneko8512
      @reverendneko8512 3 года назад +442

      In all fairness I think anyone would have said something as awkward as that at 14 lol

    • @fariesz6786
      @fariesz6786 3 года назад +40

      if someone offered me tea i wouldn't give them any bloody lip. provided it's good tea of course.

    • @eggseed6543
      @eggseed6543 3 года назад +52

      Holy fuck is that the guy that connected all human souls in one and then freed them apart?

  • @swiss_cheese_0167
    @swiss_cheese_0167 3 года назад +4931

    I've never watched Evangaleon before, but the way Shinji walks to the vending machines with his pants high up gives me very feminine vibes.

    • @uzundeprem5743
      @uzundeprem5743 2 года назад +461

      The iconic walk

    • @mphomaa3710
      @mphomaa3710 2 года назад +129

      U know the things

    • @MusicalInquisit
      @MusicalInquisit Год назад +602

      Shinji tends to take on feminine roles in the anime, and many of the women in the show tell him to “be a man,” so that is a fair assessment.

    • @Kibella
      @Kibella Год назад +540

      Look at that high waisted man he's got feminine hips

    • @cherrysodapop2391
      @cherrysodapop2391 Год назад +291

      @@Kibella NOOOOO!! THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT!!

  • @TSUtauSeries
    @TSUtauSeries 2 года назад +1091

    Shinji spends his whole life trying to prove he isnt a bottom only to fail over and over again

    • @v90000
      @v90000 2 года назад +20

      Agree 👍

    • @32-bitcloud
      @32-bitcloud Год назад +36

      Shinji should just embrace it and become a power-bottom instead. 👍 lol

    • @colorsbyflow
      @colorsbyflow 11 месяцев назад +60

      shinji is not a bottom he is 14 years old. like come on now dont make bottoming jokes about a child

    • @32-bitcloud
      @32-bitcloud 11 месяцев назад +37

      @@colorsbyflow I thought Shinji was just a drawing? 🤔
      A fictional character created by some person in Japan.
      What you're describing sounds like a real human child, if that's the case then, needless to say, I think we'd all agree with you. lol

    • @colorsbyflow
      @colorsbyflow 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@32-bitcloud do you not think fiction is based on reality or something? like it doesnt really matter in this context, you are still making sexual comments about what is supposed to be a depiction of a 14 year old

  • @sasukesbussy7101
    @sasukesbussy7101 3 года назад +46743

    He figured it out real quick with Kaworu

    • @BetaXeeta
      @BetaXeeta 3 года назад +2391

      Then again, Kaowru was very forward

    • @BetaXeeta
      @BetaXeeta 3 года назад +2344

      @Dylan Ogega Kaowru straight up said “I love you”, that’s forward

    • @BeyondBaito
      @BeyondBaito 3 года назад +352

      @@BetaXeeta Kawrou also turned his fucking back on him.

    • @meandmadarastwogiantballsa5638
      @meandmadarastwogiantballsa5638 3 года назад +177

      op you have the best goddamn username

    • @nerosteel77
      @nerosteel77 3 года назад +47

      Good joke guys! ;D
      Have tea with me, it will be fun ;)

  • @user-yg4br8ut5t
    @user-yg4br8ut5t 3 года назад +58720

    shinji will say “im not gay” after performing the worlds fruitiest little walk

    • @lara8866
      @lara8866 3 года назад +3754

      WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME HELPPPPP

    • @mbr_80085
      @mbr_80085 2 года назад +3334

      HE REALLY DOES DOESNT HE 😭

    • @user-im8ru2bt7u
      @user-im8ru2bt7u 2 года назад +694

      LMAOOOO

    • @oublie-moi
      @oublie-moi 2 года назад +484

      😭💀💀💀

    • @wryyen
      @wryyen 2 года назад +362

      HELPP LMAOOO

  • @iluvsonicxshadow
    @iluvsonicxshadow 3 года назад +143

    I love Shinji's delivery he sounds so fucking bored and done lmao

  • @zey8952
    @zey8952 2 года назад +123

    Kaworu: i was born to meet you
    Shinji: I'm not a girl

    • @excaliber2010
      @excaliber2010 2 года назад +9

      Kaworu: I know…

    • @chuckiechil
      @chuckiechil Год назад +5

      Kaworu: but I'm gay

    • @thaspectralhuntergg3887
      @thaspectralhuntergg3887 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@chuckiechilkaworu Is an Angel with no gender..

    • @Bobtheamazinggod
      @Bobtheamazinggod Месяц назад +1

      @@thaspectralhuntergg3887he’s a human physically. He only has the soul of adam and an AT field. He’s canonically a guy

  • @309387421
    @309387421 3 года назад +83745

    Kaji: "Have tea with me"
    Shinji: "Eww, that's gay"
    Kaworu: "Come in the hot tub with me"
    Shinji: "I'm ok with this"

    • @shitakanod6812
      @shitakanod6812 3 года назад +1876

      *cum

    • @the-red-thing
      @the-red-thing 3 года назад +2948

      @@chrizeeey seggs 😳😳🥵😳

    • @ArtiGamerYT
      @ArtiGamerYT 3 года назад +996

      (true)²

    • @yes2417
      @yes2417 3 года назад +1050

      @@the-red-thing why is this comment so funny

    • @chrizeeey
      @chrizeeey 3 года назад +217

      @@the-red-thing yes😍🤩

  • @randairp
    @randairp 3 года назад +21723

    I love this line and Shinji’s face because he’s insulting Kaji for actually suggesting something that isn’t preying on women

    • @Envy_May
      @Envy_May 3 года назад +345

      OOOOOOOOOF

    • @danielclaro6049
      @danielclaro6049 3 года назад +1716

      That's also how I interpreted it. One of my favorite Shinji moments. One of the things I had forgotten until I rewatched NGE on Netflix is how stone cold funny Shinji is sometimes

    • @TackyRackyComixNEO
      @TackyRackyComixNEO 3 года назад +859

      See, I like the scene and love that about it, I just feel like they completely neutered the humor in it with how awkwardly these lines are written and how weirdly they were directed to be read.
      The Rebuild dub's version of this scene's always my favorite, because Shinji basically snaps at him, angrily but quietly saying, "You realize I'm a guy, right? >:("

    • @danielclaro6049
      @danielclaro6049 3 года назад +38

      @@TackyRackyComixNEO I really need to rewatch the rebuilds

    • @TackyRackyComixNEO
      @TackyRackyComixNEO 3 года назад +138

      @@danielclaro6049 they're definitely worth watching! I have mixed feelings about them overall, but the animation is impeccable, the dubs are good, the latter half of the series takes the franchise in a weird new direction, and I've heard great things about the last one (which just came out in Japan).

  • @logicmaru
    @logicmaru 2 года назад +46

    same energy as "hey you dropped this" "i have a boyfriend"

  • @amalgamationprime3168
    @amalgamationprime3168 Год назад +76

    Kaji: Have tea with me.
    Shinji: But I'm not a girl.
    Kaji: Oh.... I didn't know only girls have tea. Let's get some beers, dude.
    Shinji: Right on, bruv.

  • @kingusernamelxixthemagnificent
    @kingusernamelxixthemagnificent 3 года назад +7999

    "Like you aren't gay!"
    -"A boy, as in, a minor."
    "Where's your pickaxe, miner?"

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 года назад +51

      heheheh

    • @smokugoku
      @smokugoku 3 года назад +127

      What do music scales have to do with anything?

    • @hayaku3909
      @hayaku3909 3 года назад +157

      "Yeah, i know a few songs in A Minor"

    • @mattmanguy
      @mattmanguy 3 года назад +22

      Here's a minor comment on minor jokes.

    • @lukejackson2354
      @lukejackson2354 3 года назад +3

      He refused Asuka didn’t he?

  • @canibuyyouadrinkcupotea2771
    @canibuyyouadrinkcupotea2771 3 года назад +21981

    Sooo, can I buy you a drink? Cup o' tea?

    • @Gurtjr
      @Gurtjr 3 года назад +851

      Netflix wronged us

    • @areukittenme
      @areukittenme 3 года назад +694

      I like how you made an acc just for this

    • @tonyli3389
      @tonyli3389 3 года назад +188

      Sooo, can I buy you a drink? Cup o' tea?

    • @Pink_Pouf
      @Pink_Pouf 3 года назад +100

      Sooo, can I buy you a drink? Cup o' tea?

    • @motheatrrr
      @motheatrrr 3 года назад +59

      i like how your acc is still this after 2 months

  • @scourgethehedgehog2283
    @scourgethehedgehog2283 Год назад +34

    Shinji: “But I’m not a girl!”
    Kaji: Even better

  • @SeudXe
    @SeudXe 2 года назад +110

    Shinji acts and walks like a femboy but isn't one

    • @Post98w
      @Post98w 2 года назад +9

      Femboy? You mean wimp?

    • @mphomaa3710
      @mphomaa3710 2 года назад

      Such flames

    • @ceryxfigmenti5377
      @ceryxfigmenti5377 Год назад +24

      ​@@Post98w Bruh theres femboys out there who can crush you with their bare hands 💀

    • @Post98w
      @Post98w Год назад

      @@ceryxfigmenti5377 Awesome I’ll make sure not to get into it with any prison twinks

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama Год назад

      @ceryxfigmenti5377 And what does femboy imply?

  • @gatotsu2501
    @gatotsu2501 5 лет назад +20038

    Oh boy I just love super literal scripts and line readings

    • @barnaclescum7011
      @barnaclescum7011 3 года назад +395

      Bruh be honest you’re just nostalgic the Netflix dub works way better for the theme of the show

    • @zachr.5941
      @zachr.5941 3 года назад +754

      @@barnaclescum7011 comparing the dubs to the original subs you can clearly see the downgrade lmao

    • @barnaclescum7011
      @barnaclescum7011 3 года назад +88

      @@zachr.5941 i never said anything about the sub and I honestly don’t care 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @chrisa4627
      @chrisa4627 3 года назад +287

      @@zachr.5941 the original translation subs? Or the adv subs? Or the 2019 translation by Anno's right hand man who he trusts with all EVA translations into English?
      Not that hard to grasp

    • @zachr.5941
      @zachr.5941 3 года назад +140

      @@chrisa4627 I’ve got no problem with the Netflix subs lmao, but the dubs don’t even match them in the slightest

  • @bubblebeampiplup8132
    @bubblebeampiplup8132 3 года назад +5094

    “But I’m not a girl.”
    Kaworu: Oh that won't be a problem.

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 3 года назад +46

      Dr. Robotnik twiddles his moustache, and grasps his hands together before making the profound thesis, "That's not a problem!"

    • @watchervi660
      @watchervi660 3 года назад +66

      In fact, not being a girl makes things 100x better.

    • @lewakar
      @lewakar 3 года назад +5

      Awakened Garou: just another pathetic child.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 года назад +10

      (Gay Men Choir has entered the chat)

    • @UkerKayuker
      @UkerKayuker 2 года назад +31

      Kaworu is just shinjisexual, it's ok.

  • @something1122
    @something1122 3 месяца назад +6

    Shinji's real character arc was going from this to kaworu.

  • @P0larrrr
    @P0larrrr 2 года назад +197

    The fact that shinji first impression is “im not a gurrl” and not “im underage” 👁👄👁

    • @poopman8624
      @poopman8624 2 года назад +20

      @@CelesteStClair The federal age of consent is indeed 13 in Japan, but as far as I know, every province has a law that raises it to around 18. So Shinji definitely isn't legal.

    • @poopman8624
      @poopman8624 2 года назад +12

      @@CelesteStClair I know it's fiction I was just pointing it out because there's a lot of confusion about the age of consent in Japan.

    • @mertensiam3384
      @mertensiam3384 Год назад +8

      Appereanly the original he says "I'm a boy" which could be interpreted as "I'm a child"

    • @sunnyscript1224
      @sunnyscript1224 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@CelesteStClairThat is a myth. Most provinces have a higher age of consent. Generally 16 or 18. There is one island there whose age of consent is 12 🤮 but it's exeption

    • @Notkryo
      @Notkryo 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@sunnyscript1224I'm pretty sure that means that legalized sex between minors, and not minors with adults. But 12-18 year olds are still way too young to be making that choice.

  • @sayandeepbiswas902
    @sayandeepbiswas902 3 года назад +20396

    *Kaji: "have tea with me, it'll be fun"*
    *Shinji: "I am not a girl🗿"*
    *Kaworu: "let's go and have a bath"*
    *Shinji: blush😳*

    • @watchervi660
      @watchervi660 3 года назад +686

      Who would you prefer? A man or a guy who's cuter than your entire world?

    • @lewakar
      @lewakar 3 года назад +65

      @@watchervi660 a man who has a bully childhood by manliness he decided to hunt Heroes.

    • @Fvhlipe
      @Fvhlipe 2 года назад +47

      @@watchervi660 I prefer a manly man like Kaji over Kaworu.
      I prefer manliness over cuteness in men 😏

    • @banyalaplace
      @banyalaplace 2 года назад +133

      @@watchervi660 why not both? xD

    • @ursulagudz
      @ursulagudz 2 года назад +58

      Isn't shinji 14

  • @harmonypon7380
    @harmonypon7380 3 года назад +9023

    Honestly, I took this as Shinji being like “Oh, I thought you only talked to women, ya sleaze. Why do you wanna talk to me?”

    • @musgodness
      @musgodness 3 года назад +113

      Same

    • @PrincessNine
      @PrincessNine 3 года назад +782

      Yeah honestly this joke lands a bit better with the old line and delivery. When he sounded super annoyed and told him he's a boy

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 3 года назад +73

      Yeah, that's what it was.

    • @angerblob9151
      @angerblob9151 3 года назад +135

      It is but American audiences are to dense apparently to grasp this basic concept.

    • @max_mittler
      @max_mittler 3 года назад +550

      This is exactly what was meant in the script. This video is just a joke about the weird wording.

  • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
    @MicahBuzanANIMATION 2 года назад +43

    I'm starting to realize that learning my social skills from anime was a mistake.

  • @user-sg3im7rt2j
    @user-sg3im7rt2j 3 года назад +18

    No one:
    The classic fanfiction gay protagonist with internalized homophobia:

  • @alcerdemon9768
    @alcerdemon9768 3 года назад +4548

    I watched Evangelion with my mon, and she thought that Shinji looked like a girl, and so she thought this joke confirmed that

    • @legojangofett1088
      @legojangofett1088 3 года назад +630

      Watched EVA with your mom?!?! Are you a masochist or something???

    • @alcerdemon9768
      @alcerdemon9768 3 года назад +520

      @@legojangofett1088
      She said that the ending was incredible

    • @ketzexi6276
      @ketzexi6276 3 года назад +228

      Honestly lol maybe i'd have my mom watch eva if it weren't for the "I'm so fucked up" scene. And I don't kno3 if she'd want to watch something animatrd anyway.

    • @dia8183
      @dia8183 3 года назад +97

      when my parents watched attack on titan they were convinced that armin was a girl! i can at least see that, shinji though i dont get haha

    • @alcerdemon9768
      @alcerdemon9768 3 года назад +46

      @@Snoo29293
      We watch the End Of Evangelion alright, she thought it was very psychodellic and weird and that Shinji was crazy, which you know, it’s kinda true, but she liked more the ending of the series, where Shinji learns to love himself

  • @Akaketsugami
    @Akaketsugami 3 года назад +7455

    Isnt the actual context that Shinji is taking a jab at kanji because he usually only treats women to something?

    • @fahrenheit2795
      @fahrenheit2795 3 года назад +828

      Yes.

    • @danielhicks1824
      @danielhicks1824 3 года назад +673

      Yeah this dub just sucks

    • @MidgarMerc
      @MidgarMerc 3 года назад +617

      Maybe but asking someone out for tea is a common pickup line in japan

    • @joychima1918
      @joychima1918 3 года назад +2

      Yep.

    • @DannyCortez10000
      @DannyCortez10000 3 года назад +159

      More like you're too stupid to grasp the obvious joke. Like seriously how dumb are you that you don't get that Kanji is known for being a sleazebag who always looks like he only cares to hang out with women. Of course it surprises Shinji to basically he's like "why the hell are you inviting me, I'm not a girl"

  • @monadoboy8009
    @monadoboy8009 2 года назад +19

    Shinji: "Mr. Kaji, how dare you! I'm not a girl nor am I gay! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the bath holding hands with Kaworu."

  • @guffavv6896
    @guffavv6896 3 года назад +9

    Shinji would have tea with whoever comforts him first. Kaworu just knew what to do before asking for tea.

  • @andersonsmiths7437
    @andersonsmiths7437 3 года назад +9723

    Didn’t know Shinji was a historian but okay

  • @NonApplicable1983
    @NonApplicable1983 3 года назад +6909

    I can’t believe Shinji is gay and homophobic. Actually, that sounds about right.

    • @watchervi660
      @watchervi660 3 года назад +1043

      He's gay for Kaworu and homophobic for everyone else.

    • @abnormal_asian
      @abnormal_asian 3 года назад +399

      Self hatred i guess 😅

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 2 года назад +373

      Internalised homophobia is terrible drug.

    • @xd._.28234
      @xd._.28234 2 года назад +67

      Maybe he just never had the opportunity to know what gay is so he feels weird, but maybe doesn't mean once he knows, he will be a homophobe
      Or maybe is the joke, a gay in denial, idk, bc i didn't watch the anime

    • @RandoPassingBy
      @RandoPassingBy 2 года назад +27

      @@xd._.28234 Welp
      Guess you gonna watch it :D
      And be in depression forever

  • @beltransalasgarcia6005
    @beltransalasgarcia6005 Год назад +7

    Kaworu will help him grasp the concept of homosexuality.

  • @Cornholio8787
    @Cornholio8787 2 года назад +22

    Kaworu: "Hi"
    Shinji: “Im not gay!”

  • @drisune
    @drisune 3 года назад +4653

    Boys can't drink tea?

    • @user-wz7kt2jc3t
      @user-wz7kt2jc3t 3 года назад +106

      huh? cuz the guy asked shinji to get tea with him he thinks hes hitting on him duhhhhhhhh

    • @supperwolf
      @supperwolf 3 года назад +372

      fuck they figured it out.
      Abort mission
      Abort mission

    • @ninjabaiano6092
      @ninjabaiano6092 3 года назад +423

      Fellas is it gay to drink tea?

    • @supperwolf
      @supperwolf 3 года назад +126

      @@ninjabaiano6092 if yiu want it to be

    • @someonep.4951
      @someonep.4951 3 года назад +60

      @@ninjabaiano6092 then european people are all gay xdxdxd good logic, Shinji

  • @pepsiman9840
    @pepsiman9840 3 года назад +9890

    then how do you explain kaworu

    • @BoysLoveUnrated
      @BoysLoveUnrated 3 года назад +885

      he has a type he didn't know he had... 😂

    • @Alice_Rikky
      @Alice_Rikky 3 года назад +932

      Well... Shinji is not a girl and Kaworu is not a human, so I suppose it works 👀😆😆

    • @sffb8295
      @sffb8295 3 года назад +246

      I guess he figured it out much later lmao

    • @gelya420
      @gelya420 3 года назад +470

      @@BoysLoveUnrated his type is clones of his mom

    • @motheatrrr
      @motheatrrr 3 года назад +54

      @@gelya420 HAHHHHAHAHSAJKHKASJ

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 2 года назад +13

    More like Shinji fails to grasp basic human interaction

  • @LateBlossoming
    @LateBlossoming 2 года назад +83

    Shinji be like “Fuck that, anyways see you later I’m gonna have a bath with Kwarou”
    For real tho, there will only be one husbando.

    • @v90000
      @v90000 2 года назад +8

      TRUE BRO TRUE

  • @celiadossantosh
    @celiadossantosh 3 года назад +772

    Girl: "Do you want some tea?".
    Me: "Sorry. I've got a boyfriend".

    • @PrincessNine
      @PrincessNine 3 года назад +61

      Girl: I asked for tea not fuck

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 года назад +46

      @@PrincessNine "Do you want some fuck?"

    • @johnpalacios9392
      @johnpalacios9392 3 года назад +8

      @@mahmamia5100 BERSEERRKKEERRRRRRR !!!

    • @jirachi-wishmaker9242
      @jirachi-wishmaker9242 2 года назад

      @@mahmamia5100 _dadadada daa_

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 2 года назад

      @@johnpalacios9392 NOOOOOO how did you make it happen?

  • @morningnapalm9963
    @morningnapalm9963 3 года назад +432

    Kaji: "Have tea with me"
    Shinji: "Im stepping on your house next time i get in the EVA"

    • @sylverian
      @sylverian Год назад +21

      This made me laugh way harder than it should have 💀

    • @Yin_dontknow7452
      @Yin_dontknow7452 Год назад +15

      I love this comment.

  • @whyiaskmyself1619
    @whyiaskmyself1619 6 месяцев назад +9

    Tbh shinji is hella cute

  • @annic5878
    @annic5878 2 года назад +13

    Shoutout to Shinji. Gotta be one of my favorite genders

  • @chromiumex2384
    @chromiumex2384 3 года назад +1515

    I’m pretty sure in the OG sub the ‘I’m a boy’ line was referring to Shinji being a literal child

    • @midditt3984
      @midditt3984 3 года назад +33

      I doubt it since in japan thats pretty much seen as fine anyway

    • @lavndry1877
      @lavndry1877 3 года назад +525

      @@midditt3984 not really man, don't think loli hentai represents what the entire country actually thinks

    • @chromiumex2384
      @chromiumex2384 3 года назад +357

      @@lavndry1877 Yeah, the whole 13 yo consent thing is a myth anyways. It’s 100% more likely shinji was talking about him being a child given his later attraction towards Kaworu.

    • @midditt3984
      @midditt3984 3 года назад +9

      @@lavndry1877 Ofc not but its not seen in the same way as the west. Thats why those things are legal in the first place

    • @SenhorKoringa
      @SenhorKoringa 3 года назад +63

      @@chromiumex2384 it was legal in a lot of areas, not Tokyo. But they recently passed new laws that have made consent age 18 in most places

  • @afro025
    @afro025 3 года назад +811

    small brain: shinji saying he's a boy as in his gender
    big brain: shinji saying's he's a boy as in his *age*

    • @UnofficialCyane
      @UnofficialCyane 3 года назад +9

      He didn't say that though?

    • @afro025
      @afro025 3 года назад +75

      @@UnofficialCyane yep lmao. i'm talking about in the other dub tho when he said "kaji, i'm a boy" instead. its still the same scene so im like "whynot" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @myshafahmi6698
      @myshafahmi6698 3 года назад

      damnn

    • @christophersalinas2722
      @christophersalinas2722 3 года назад +13

      @@UnofficialCyane he’s talking about chad dub

    • @hugohan52
      @hugohan52 3 года назад +18

      At least in the new movie version he says he's "otoko"= male. If he had said "otoko no ko", which means "boy", it could be debated whether it was about gender (otoko = male) or age (ko = kid). ruclips.net/video/jL8UA2KfuKs/видео.html

  • @mj2208
    @mj2208 5 месяцев назад +5

    Him being canonically bisexual makes this 10000x funnier

  • @CheezersDeluxe
    @CheezersDeluxe Год назад +3

    Shinji: I'm not gay.
    You're not gay, _yet_ Shinji.

  • @Toboe26
    @Toboe26 3 года назад +1016

    I mean, when has Shinji _successfully_ grasped something?

    • @lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438
      @lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 3 года назад +146

      when he was in the bath with gae boi

    • @MaxIronsThird
      @MaxIronsThird 2 года назад +39

      You're the one not grasping things here, Shinji is mocking Kaji.

    • @andrewsharpe7630
      @andrewsharpe7630 2 года назад +139

      When he was spilling his yogurt all over Asuka on the hospital bed.

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 2 года назад +111

      The hospital scene is a proof that he had grasped something successfully

    • @lilimoflilith2096
      @lilimoflilith2096 2 года назад +46

      he definitely grasped kaworu's head in episode 24

  • @ItCanNotRainAllTheTime
    @ItCanNotRainAllTheTime 3 года назад +335

    kaworu *arrives*
    shinji: okay now I can be a girl

    • @lewakar
      @lewakar 3 года назад +6

      Awakened Garou: not so long, pathetic child. You had never been severe trauma like me.

    • @aprilianindy3200
      @aprilianindy3200 2 года назад +1

      ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

  • @gabrielmendes3767
    @gabrielmendes3767 2 года назад +13

    Kaworu: I love you
    Shinji: I'm not a girl !
    Kaworu: I'm not even human
    Shinji: You got a point

  • @rhainaisawesome3164
    @rhainaisawesome3164 2 года назад +6

    He grasps it when he sees kaworu tho 💀

  • @dylonk2607
    @dylonk2607 3 года назад +867

    why the fuck does kaji sound like he has somebody in his basement

    • @kurros1270
      @kurros1270 3 года назад +36

      I think this is supposed to be the Netflix Dub.

    • @lepidoptery
      @lepidoptery 3 года назад +8

      @ in a basement or a suitcase, same difference
      (it's been a million years since I've watched/read any eva...)

    • @YoungMiGeum
      @YoungMiGeum 3 года назад +4

      lmao he actually does sound like that

    • @wm2990
      @wm2990 3 года назад +15

      @@kurros1270 because the Netflix dub is terrible

    • @ASOtheprO
      @ASOtheprO 3 года назад +2

      Oh shit it’s punishment patrol

  • @elegantcat1496
    @elegantcat1496 3 года назад +949

    Kaji fails to grasp the concept of statutory rape

    • @swiggydswirl330
      @swiggydswirl330 3 года назад +203

      The literal adult female character kisses him, save that for her

    • @i_will_not_elaborate
      @i_will_not_elaborate 3 года назад +193

      @@swiggydswirl330 until recent years western countries didn't acknowledge that women could be p3d05 and I don't think Japan has caught up to that concept yet

    • @tifforo1
      @tifforo1 3 года назад +24

      I don't remember him ever returning Asuka's crush

    • @mynoseisrunning7245
      @mynoseisrunning7245 3 года назад +5

      This comment is so underrated

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 2 года назад +3

      @@swiggydswirl330 yeah kaji isn’t a pedo he’s just a rapist.

  • @user-zs9ux1ru8u
    @user-zs9ux1ru8u Год назад +3

    "Sir, I am a child."

  • @alejandracedillo5285
    @alejandracedillo5285 Год назад +4

    fellas, is it gay to drink tea eith your friends?

  • @heyitsfen
    @heyitsfen 3 года назад +426

    i love that he picked up the fact that he was being hit on, but not the fact that it wasn’t because he thought shinji was a girl

    • @MaxIronsThird
      @MaxIronsThird 2 года назад +46

      he did, he's just mocking Kaji

    • @ratatouilledrinksclorax9897
      @ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 2 года назад

      But lets be real, only reason this sleeze bag is doing this is to further his look into NERV

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 2 года назад

      i don't think kaji is gay, i also dont think he's nearly as much of a pedo as misato, i think he just liked the kid, platonically, thought of him as a little brother or something, probably just wanted to talk about something to him, shinji was just taking a jab at him because kaji is a manwhore, and usually is only nice to women, for sexual reasons.
      the watermelon garden is what i think about when i think about kaji and shinjis relationship, just him trying to pass on some advice to a kid because he knows hes not gonna be around very long, the remake completely ruined this though, but thats the remake so to be expected.

  • @masonlove1264
    @masonlove1264 3 года назад +168

    Still prefer Spike Spencer saying “Kaji, I ‘ M A B O I “ with mild annoyance.

  • @wolvozach8310
    @wolvozach8310 4 месяца назад +2

    HE'S WATCHING EVA IN DUB, get him!

  • @vflowerhasagun
    @vflowerhasagun 2 года назад +7

    "have tea with me"
    "but im not a girl"
    meanwhile with kaworu...
    "take a bath with me"
    *"ok"*

  • @Axl4325
    @Axl4325 3 года назад +59

    Shinji "I'm totally not gay I swear" Ikari

  • @jessesherer9792
    @jessesherer9792 3 года назад +411

    Shinji is doing what he can to fend off a predator in a world where no other adults will protect him. Ima share this as self defense tactic.

    • @pipeisreal
      @pipeisreal 3 года назад +65

      tbh i didn’t really get the impression that kaji was actually gonna take shinji out for tea (the dub here makes him seem a lot more assertive) plus to me it sounds more like shinji is returning kaji’s joke because he knows him and misato were a thing (again, the dub here makes shinji sound more aggressive)
      plus kaji made it very clear that he would not date asuka because “it’s something children shouldn’t do” so i dont really think he’s a predator. just my two cents tho

  • @naeshuj4702
    @naeshuj4702 3 года назад +62

    I don’t understand how you guys view this as failing to understand Homosexuality and not Shinji insulting Kaji for being a womanizing creep.

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 2 года назад +25

      Apparently, in the sub or original Japanese release, he says 'I am a boy', which is his way of saying 'Uhm, I'm a minor.' So there are at least 3 ways that this scene can be interpreted. I guess it can add to the show if you look at it as either of these ways.

    • @mado-wh4jv
      @mado-wh4jv Год назад +3

      Because Shinji line is weird and boring, he should have said something like "I am not a WOMAN" "Do I look like a woman?" saying "girl/child/boy" just make him sound like he is rejecting a child predator.

    • @sunnyscript1224
      @sunnyscript1224 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@mado-wh4jvisn't that the point? Like the dude IS a creep.

    • @mado-wh4jv
      @mado-wh4jv 11 месяцев назад

      @@sunnyscript1224 Yeah, that's what I am saying to the main comment. People are saying he is rejecting a creep because, even though Shinji probably didn't mean it that way, the words he used to deliver it sound that way, no like he is falling to understand homosexuality

    • @JBoxy7
      @JBoxy7 11 месяцев назад +3

      Pretty most people wh watched the show understand that. It's just a funny exchange out of context.

  • @KitKat_293
    @KitKat_293 2 года назад +12

    That’s so funny and perfect for a kid who ends up with a gay relationship later in the show. He doesn’t need to be straight to be bewildered by life. Riding that struggle bus 24/7 💕😵

  • @bailey9433
    @bailey9433 3 года назад +156

    I think shinji was just being sarcastic considering kaji hits on mrs misato a lot

    • @lewakar
      @lewakar 3 года назад +5

      Miss Meesahdo

    • @mrselfdestruct7605
      @mrselfdestruct7605 2 года назад +3

      @@ddog9301 it’s because the og japanese dub has the scene written and recorded as shinji being confused at why he would be hitting on him because theyre both men

  • @Zeldarulah
    @Zeldarulah 3 года назад +65

    He'll figure it out later with Kaworu

    • @--_j_--
      @--_j_-- 3 года назад +5

      THAT WAS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

  • @chad264
    @chad264 2 года назад +8

    lets be real here.....no one would deny a date with kaji, dude oozes charm

  • @dianavaldes7828
    @dianavaldes7828 2 года назад +9

    “Have tea with me” “I’m not a girl”
    “It means I like you” *blushes in joy*

  • @gremlin1634
    @gremlin1634 3 года назад +3343

    Kaji: "Have tea with me."
    Shinji: "I'm not a girl."
    Kaworu: "I love you."
    Shinji: ":0"
    Kaworu and Shinji in the manga: *literally making out*

    • @lewakar
      @lewakar 3 года назад +44

      Monster Garou: crushing EVA01 by Ryusui fight like he do with Tanktop brothers, and just tearing the AT Field and Kaworu like Omniman.

    • @emmawatson9180
      @emmawatson9180 2 года назад +92

      It was a panic attack actually, that's why he kisses him

    • @hendix2200
      @hendix2200 2 года назад +132

      In the manga Shinji and Kaworu were far from making out lmao

    • @Dan251299
      @Dan251299 2 года назад +69

      not quite "literally", he was choking

    • @GAOMaster
      @GAOMaster 2 года назад +25

      @Happy thoughts you are the one projecting

  • @enobywei1357
    @enobywei1357 3 года назад +221

    i liked "kaji I'm a boy" better it was more aggresive

  • @TheRaccoonPrince
    @TheRaccoonPrince Год назад +3

    idk he seemed to grasp it pretty well when Kaworu came into play

  • @Fatema3006
    @Fatema3006 2 года назад +4

    Kaworu : *exists*
    Shinji : Okay nevermind

  • @nepsvideos4760
    @nepsvideos4760 3 года назад +77

    and then kaworu came along and that sentiment was entirely flipped on its head

  • @aceworld7713
    @aceworld7713 3 года назад +47

    also shinji: blushes when he's with kaworu

  • @alfador.
    @alfador. 2 года назад +6

    alternatively, "Shinji fails to grasp the concept of ingesting a beverage with another human"

  • @johnmobley9369
    @johnmobley9369 2 года назад +7

    Literally walked so daintily and then had the audacity to insulate two guys can’t drink tea without it being gay 😭

  • @logarithm14
    @logarithm14 3 года назад +196

    another great title would be “mr. kaji fails to grasp the concept of minors”

    • @mphomaa3710
      @mphomaa3710 2 года назад +1

      Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @sunnyscript1224
      @sunnyscript1224 11 месяцев назад

      It would be a good title😂

    • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
      @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 11 месяцев назад +3

      Good joke, but not true. He rejects Asuka’s advances because she’s “still a kid.” He does understand the concept of minors.

  • @typicalzac8319
    @typicalzac8319 3 года назад +54

    dont worry kaworu helps him understand

  • @incognitospaghet1452
    @incognitospaghet1452 2 года назад +2

    Them highwasted pants

  • @OpinionParade
    @OpinionParade Год назад +1

    Cosby:
    "Have Jello Puddin' with me; it'll be fun!"

  • @jalencurtis7222
    @jalencurtis7222 3 года назад +91

    Bro I told my crush I liked him, and he said "how does that work?" 😳😩

    • @notatallfunctional
      @notatallfunctional 3 года назад +29

      When you have to give your crush an awkward lecture on sexual education

    • @HetLedie
      @HetLedie 3 года назад +2

      @@notatallfunctional screw that just walk away apparently the American education system has failed him

    • @astox.o5978
      @astox.o5978 3 года назад +7

      it's not your crush, it's probably shinji.

  • @uiron5755
    @uiron5755 3 года назад +515

    I don't think a lot of people here actually watched the show, in it it's pretty obvious shinji is mocking him for being a douchey guy

    • @__nog642
      @__nog642 3 года назад +28

      Yeah I'm confused how there are so many interpretations. It's clear some people here have seen it though and still didn't interpret it that way. Need some native japanese speakers to figure out the line.

    • @mrselfdestruct7605
      @mrselfdestruct7605 2 года назад +28

      @@__nog642 saw a native say that the original dub is basically him saying the same line here, just a little more refined. The main consensus is a mixture of him being an ignorant child as well as the fact the dudes a notorious womanizer, so its half him taking a jab at the guy and half the fact hes like 13 and still doesnt have a complete grasp on certain concepts

    • @__nog642
      @__nog642 2 года назад +7

      @@mrselfdestruct7605 I don't see how it can be half one and half the other. Either Shinji is making fun of him and he understands the situation, or not.

    • @mrselfdestruct7605
      @mrselfdestruct7605 2 года назад +29

      @@__nog642 because you can make fun of someone for constantly hitting on women while also being confused about the idea that men can also find other men attractive? Hes using the fact hes a boy (and boys dont like other boys in his mind) to jab him about the fact that hes constantly hitting on women by asking them to go out to tea

    • @imhulki463
      @imhulki463 2 года назад

      What show is this from?

  • @Sagowie
    @Sagowie 9 месяцев назад +2

    Shinji fails to understand the concept of homosexuality, but he sure knows how to crank that Soulja boy

  • @NagumoHaruya
    @NagumoHaruya 3 года назад +5

    Shinji: ''i'm not a girl''
    Kaji : *puts a Misato wig on Shinji* ''Now you are :)''

    • @HetLedie
      @HetLedie 3 года назад

      You so bad lol

  • @williammartin9585
    @williammartin9585 3 года назад +31

    I prefer the “K A J I , I ‘ M A B O Y”

  • @SomaKitsune
    @SomaKitsune 3 года назад +38

    Shinji just thought Kaji's ponytail made him a girl and a lesbian.
    He was totally cool with being nude in a hot tub with Kaworu.

  • @antonikrzsztofik355
    @antonikrzsztofik355 Год назад +2

    He did grasp it very well later on

  • @roronoazoro8789
    @roronoazoro8789 9 месяцев назад +3

    In some version he say "I am a boy" to say that he is underage

  • @mr.mondomacho6815
    @mr.mondomacho6815 3 года назад +87

    Am I the only one who prefers the original line reading?
    Kaji: “So, what can I getcha? Cup o’ tea?”
    Shinji, with a blank face: “Kaji, I’m a boy.”

  • @aelfycarcini3992
    @aelfycarcini3992 3 года назад +564

    He's not saying "I'm not gay", he's saying "I'm not a girl", since he and all in the world knows Kaji is a womanizer... He's avoiding Kaji's petition via pointing out that fact.

    • @mertensiam3384
      @mertensiam3384 Год назад +51

      I've read some other comments and appereanly the joke in the original is that he's basically saying "I'm a child" which just further confirms this. I think it'd be more clear if it had a different wording."but I'm not a woman, am i?" Woudlve maybe made it more clear

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Год назад +5

      bro it's meme humor

    • @Bean_Soup
      @Bean_Soup 11 месяцев назад +1

      No, Shinji isn’t gay either.

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@mertensiam3384Who cares about how English speakers would have said it?
      Laconic speaking people don't need so many god damn perfume words the extroverts use for no reason.
      Futrhermore, if I am to cut the conversation, I wouldn't ask "am I?", because that just asks for a reply I don't care about.

    • @C0ZMIC_SPARKZ
      @C0ZMIC_SPARKZ 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@Bean_Soupbro forgot about kaworu

  • @F3LiXxX
    @F3LiXxX Год назад +3

    Kaji: "Have tea with me. It'll be fun."
    Shinji from an alternate Netflix timeline: "But you're not worthy of my grace."

  • @merciless972
    @merciless972 2 года назад +2

    Homie been a sigma since the mid 90s

  • @bestaround3323
    @bestaround3323 3 года назад +26

    I thought this was less Shinji being incompetent and more a deliberate dig at Kaji for always hitting on everyone.

  • @somethingswrongicanfeelit5688
    @somethingswrongicanfeelit5688 3 года назад +36

    "I'm not gay I have relationships with women and sex with men"
    "News flash,that means ya gay"

    • @lewakar
      @lewakar 3 года назад

      Imma call Garou (Awakened), crushing EVA01 and tearing Kaworu into pieces. Congratulations, he's not gay.

    • @_mlaz
      @_mlaz 2 года назад +1

      What did that have to do with the other comment?

  • @kaimering
    @kaimering Год назад +3

    This confirms Shinji is inside about 20 layers of closets

  • @KeyboardTarantula
    @KeyboardTarantula 5 месяцев назад +2

    I think he is implying that drinking tea is gay more than anything else XD.