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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @paullester3160
    @paullester3160  3 года назад +4058

    there is a part 2 now if you enjoyed this video

    • @rollingstairs1
      @rollingstairs1 2 года назад +15

      i did, i realllllly did. Found this through your community vid. Good edits

    • @bige4333
      @bige4333 2 года назад +10

      i did but i refuse to like for its 420

    • @marcoantino2920
      @marcoantino2920 2 года назад +15

      just post the video video poster

    • @ZombieKayla
      @ZombieKayla Год назад +4

      I can't find it anywhere >.

    • @HogartHughes
      @HogartHughes Год назад +4

      part 2 has more views than part 1 😀

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 года назад +11553

    "Principals always look like lesbian."
    **I mean she's not wrong.**

  • @nine8660
    @nine8660 3 года назад +12811

    This show can't be on crack, it _is_ crack

  • @hayley1595
    @hayley1595 3 года назад +9073

    “haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsavior?”

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 года назад +371

      "don'tlustinyoursoul- Jesus you're right."

    • @SymbiontUVPlays
      @SymbiontUVPlays 3 года назад +363

      "No, I'm Jewish!"

    • @AaronPaulIbarrola
      @AaronPaulIbarrola 3 года назад +43

      I scrolled down and happened to read this as it happened in the video. Lol

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 года назад +24

      @@AaronPaulIbarrolaI love when that happens

    • @sandycarty6887
      @sandycarty6887 3 года назад +6

      Yes

  • @zenxridit7671
    @zenxridit7671 2 года назад +2011

    6:39 He said "Let's see, SEVEN". And she said "What the fuck are you talking about". She said exactly 7 words, as he predicted. What theories can be built from this?

    • @paullester3160
      @paullester3160  2 года назад +194

      genius

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 2 года назад +93

      holy shit, dude. that's WILD

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 6 месяцев назад +18

      @GiovanniderBosewicht lolol No! I remember it, I just wasn't aware of my super subconscious genius to have the 7 word reply! (Cuz, honestly, I'm not that brilliant.) Thank you so much for the laugh! I WISH so BAD that I had.

    • @bobthebuilder4240
      @bobthebuilder4240 5 месяцев назад +33

      His unintelligible whinges aren't what we think it's actually him speaking in the tongues of old contacting past present and future to detect danger but he knows if he makes it too obvious the others won't follow his path that he has paved towards his idealised future

    • @catthecastrophe
      @catthecastrophe Месяц назад +3

      ​@@bobthebuilder4240you're so right this is ingenious

  • @lovecartoons3922
    @lovecartoons3922 Год назад +2529

    8:11
    “cmon jump ☺️”
    “I SAID JUMP 👹👺”
    This part never fails to get me

  • @totallycheckers6494
    @totallycheckers6494 3 года назад +17184

    The fact they just insult everyone equally, feels like this is the far as we can get to world equality.

    • @quack7540
      @quack7540 3 года назад +1420

      “Why be racist , homophobic or sexist when you can hate everyone equally?” I don’t remember where that quote was from

    • @OfficialKimIsNoob
      @OfficialKimIsNoob 3 года назад +250

      That's what south park did lol

    • @ajgerbi
      @ajgerbi 3 года назад +17

      KimIsNoob / Gotta buy chimpokomon

    • @gavingilbertson3970
      @gavingilbertson3970 2 года назад +214

      True dark humor is making fun of everything not just things you dont like

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard 2 года назад +16

      Humor shouldn't punch down.

  • @KitKat-sv9qp
    @KitKat-sv9qp 3 года назад +23890

    How did they manage to offend every possible race, religion, culture, sexual orientation in every episode 😭

    • @rachelmaduka9275
      @rachelmaduka9275 3 года назад +656

      I really want to know how as well

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 года назад +1025

      ask papa franku or south park.
      lucky this show was released in 2005... the hard backlash it would got if it was released in current times...
      edit: wiki extract
      The English dub deviates significantly from the original script. While preserving the basic plot structure and storyline the new script was much more funny and witty with the characters only retaining their names from the Japanese series. The adaptation's humor revolved around topical pop-culture references, politically incorrect gags and fourth wall breaking jokes about the original show's low animation quality, anime cliches, and poor lip-sync.
      The English script was written by Steven Foster and Lucan Duran and allowed for ad-lib by the English voice actors. According to Foster, whoever showed up to the recording studio first for any given episode could improvise anything they wanted, those that came later had to build upon the tone and jokes established earlier.

    • @jacketedmanager3643
      @jacketedmanager3643 3 года назад +909

      @@TerrorLTZ imagine being one of the voice actors arriving sooner than everyone else without knowing that and suddenly the director comes to you and tells you "here's the plot, go *WILD* "

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 года назад +274

      @@jacketedmanager3643 you will look in confusion and to test the waters you start doing dark humor.
      and you hear in the booth the voice of the director:
      EXELENT JOB YOU ARE HIRED

    • @leandromonteiroesilva7693
      @leandromonteiroesilva7693 3 года назад +727

      If you want to be offensive, be offensive but towards E V E R Y B O D Y, dont leave any race out, this way they cant call you racist cuz you're hatin on everyone equally

  • @piecanl
    @piecanl 3 года назад +6103

    "Just fill the hole, hole filler"
    "Sure, Jackass"
    "Just move the boards over there, board mover"
    "Okay... Jackass"

    • @Gaby-dd1xp
      @Gaby-dd1xp 3 года назад +310

      Oh splinter awugh 😩🤌

    • @JoeyLamontagne
      @JoeyLamontagne 3 года назад +370

      “No ones talking to you, just drive the bus, bus driver. Fucking nosy…”

    • @mwah540
      @mwah540 3 года назад +88

      i hc that those two dudes are in love

    • @piecanl
      @piecanl 3 года назад +26

      @@mwah540 you're so right

    • @fimble_wimble
      @fimble_wimble 3 года назад +28

      Character development at its finest 👌🏾

  • @DailyMemesForYou.
    @DailyMemesForYou. Год назад +688

    9:20
    "now thats a view!"
    "A view from the bloodstain lake AÆEEGH"
    "The bloodstain lake?.."
    "AÆEEEEGHH."

    • @TheSektor47
      @TheSektor47 8 месяцев назад +66

      The fact that the scream happens 10 more times in the episode kills me. Lmao

  • @adynat0n
    @adynat0n 3 года назад +1595

    7:28 “To hell with right and wrong, bitch, I'm on fire!!!
    I just love it 😂😂😂

    • @acoryxkenshinfan928
      @acoryxkenshinfan928 2 года назад +35

      I was dying😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ninjacrab
      @ninjacrab 9 месяцев назад +88

      and then she said “hiel hitler” and i burst out laughing that was too funny 😭😭

    • @AquaNotFound16
      @AquaNotFound16 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ninjacrab🫡

  • @SymbiontUVPlays
    @SymbiontUVPlays 3 года назад +9017

    "haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsavior?"
    "No, I'm Jewish!"

  • @q3r3v3
    @q3r3v3 3 года назад +7202

    "There's no such thing as South Park's lost japanese cousin"
    South Park's lost japanese cousin:

    • @thesaddestfrogalive8225
      @thesaddestfrogalive8225 3 года назад +26

      Where can I watch this please T~T

    • @brandonohara2928
      @brandonohara2928 3 года назад +32

      Crunchyroll

    • @tnel72
      @tnel72 3 года назад +77

      @@thesaddestfrogalive8225 gogoanime but u didn't hear it from me

    • @ギャル-t8j
      @ギャル-t8j 3 года назад +8

      @@tnel72 the ads arent what give you a virus but u didnt hear it from me😐

    • @ギャル-t8j
      @ギャル-t8j 3 года назад +1

      @@tnel72 ok bye

  • @beatm6948
    @beatm6948 3 года назад +5621

    The christian girl gets me every time.

    • @lolaminer5
      @lolaminer5 3 года назад +315

      Lol I’m a Christian and I think she’s hilarious

    • @hmiztifal
      @hmiztifal 2 года назад +279

      “🎶jesus loves me 🎶- COME ON, YOU KNOW THE LYRICS!”

    • @Only_kelpy
      @Only_kelpy Год назад +22

      SAME THOUGH

    • @Qkkkqr_
      @Qkkkqr_ Год назад +14

      @@lolaminer5 same LMAO

    • @alphabloodpaw3233
      @alphabloodpaw3233 Год назад +89

      "If you want something to happen pray as long as your not Muslim or jewish"

  • @simpleplanfan011
    @simpleplanfan011 Год назад +1633

    6:22 this entire scene was too prophetic to be real

  • @aggressivedaikons
    @aggressivedaikons Год назад +654

    8:30 “NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE A RABBIT- IT’S BECAUSE YOUR’E bLACK-“
    OMFG THAT BROKE ME I WAS SILENT UNTIL I JUST BURST OUT CACKLING THE DELIVERY WAS PERFECT

  • @Angelic_Disaster_
    @Angelic_Disaster_ 3 года назад +8853

    I still love how these voice actors, despite basically being told to do whatever the hell they wanted to, still wanted to be in character with the people they were voice acting

    • @brazz1578
      @brazz1578 3 года назад +60

      Tell me some more background info plzzz

    • @Marmalade-_-
      @Marmalade-_- 3 года назад +327

      The writers made most of the jokes. Only some of them were improvised by the voice actors.

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ 3 года назад +417

      @@brazz1578 To keep it pretty sweet and simple, this show didn't really receive great reviews in Japan when it aired. So then when the show was brought in to be dubbed in the U.S., these voice actors were pretty much given a script with nothing much on it and were told to "just do whatever they wanted to do with it." There's a video of one of the voice actresses speaking of the experience, I could find it and put it as a link if you want to watch it!

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/ulKN8CAVw5k/видео.html

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ 3 года назад +136

      @@Marmalade-_- Gotcha. I just mostly heard numerous times that the VAs were given only really minimal information when they all met for the first session, and then were basically told, "Have fun!" So I kind of stuck with that info because honestly it seemed reasonable, and hilarious.

  • @Topic-Star14
    @Topic-Star14 3 года назад +19618

    God bless the people that made this dub

    • @user-sc8mj3gu3t
      @user-sc8mj3gu3t 3 года назад +301

      Jesus

    • @user-zj8uc2hl5h
      @user-zj8uc2hl5h 3 года назад +722

      God bless all the people who made the drugs they were on while making this.

    • @clare-sv3do
      @clare-sv3do 3 года назад +197

      They must have had so much voice acting

    • @gopper7971
      @gopper7971 3 года назад +51

      Amen

    • @quit4781
      @quit4781 3 года назад +31

      @@user-zj8uc2hl5h PFFT-

  • @melinakorovessi713
    @melinakorovessi713 3 года назад +8810

    This show can’t be on crack it already is lmao

    • @6gi
      @6gi 3 года назад +10

      That makes no sense

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 года назад +36

      @@6gi well, it actually does

    • @6gi
      @6gi 3 года назад +4

      @@riri5342 how?

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 года назад +2

      @@6gi wdym lmao

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 года назад +30

      @@6gi well basically (sowwy I'm bad at explaining-) the title say "ghost stories dub on crack" implying thAt the clips weren't originally on crack and that the video is a compilation of them out of context, but the thing is that even when they're in context they are on crack and like ...they can't be more on crack then they already are-
      I'm sorry I'm super bad at explaining and English isn't my first language-
      (Also I see that you're a person of culture 👀)

  • @JoeBuckJohn
    @JoeBuckJohn Год назад +1144

    This dub is like a group of friends trying to come up with the most offensive shit just to make each other laugh, and I love it

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 Год назад +67

      Literally what happened the voice actors played a game of who came into the studio first got to set the mood of what lines they'd say.

    • @tallussy_hallussy
      @tallussy_hallussy 6 месяцев назад

      Sooo... My friends-

    • @kellyntaylor8184
      @kellyntaylor8184 5 месяцев назад +18

      They sound like they’re having a fun time with this dub

  • @akshayarohatgi6230
    @akshayarohatgi6230 Год назад +734

    5:41 “Creepy Japanese men can be cabbies too you know” the calm, documentary style narration has me ded 😂

  • @silenceoflink5880
    @silenceoflink5880 3 года назад +3145

    1:22 The off hand "Jesus your right" comment got me

  • @koragious_edits.5044
    @koragious_edits.5044 3 года назад +3832

    1:46 “Do you have any books written by black people”
    As a black person THIS made me laugh so fucking hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @c0ff1nc4ndy8
      @c0ff1nc4ndy8 3 года назад +121

      WHEN I READ THAT IT SAID THAT AND I CACKLED-

    • @v01dful29
      @v01dful29 3 года назад +232

      “Yeh”

    • @justinf5228
      @justinf5228 3 года назад +117

      as a fellow colored individual, I too extorted laughter at this moment

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 3 года назад +22

      I am having trouble believing this was not an abridged version of the actual dub, because that is what it sounds like. A joke, one I have no problems with.

    • @Din-ei6cp
      @Din-ei6cp 3 года назад +49

      @@justinf5228 Finally another black person that is named Justin like me. I no longer feel alone.

  • @miguelramirez6211
    @miguelramirez6211 3 года назад +2331

    8:10 “Come on jump…I SAID JUMP”

  • @koucanconcern3863
    @koucanconcern3863 3 года назад +328

    4:18
    "Think of a big black man chasing you!"
    "AUUHHH!" *falls*
    "Well he's not racist."
    THIS MADE ME SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

  • @LunetteFox
    @LunetteFox Год назад +341

    2:33 "Before I met Jesus I was REALLY f**ked up."
    "No!"
    "And a sl*t."
    LMAO it's so funny picturing all the characters she voices saying something random like that.

    • @avo.avocado
      @avo.avocado 7 месяцев назад +3

      what other characters does she voice act?

    • @thegirlofmanyfandoms99
      @thegirlofmanyfandoms99 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@avo.avocado Monica Rial voices Tsyu Asui in My Hero Academia, and Bulma in DBZ

    • @gagefisher4785
      @gagefisher4785 2 месяца назад

      ​@@avo.avocadoAsa Shigure from Shuffle as well.

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 2 месяца назад

      Mirajane from Fairy Tail

  • @niklas7950
    @niklas7950 3 года назад +5451

    I fucking love these out of context videos

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 года назад +392

      Don't act like there were context in the first place

    • @kayband3513
      @kayband3513 3 года назад +91

      This is basically in context for this show hahah

    • @nasyailoni8682
      @nasyailoni8682 3 года назад +58

      it doesn't even make sense WITH context 😭

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat 3 года назад +24

      How could context possibly fix this?

    • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
      @hiroshiramasendjews9539 3 года назад +16

      To be fair......it wouldn't even be better with context...........

  • @niichiee
    @niichiee 3 года назад +3124

    5:22
    "I like your sister, she's one hot jewel"
    "... I know that you're gay."
    Idk why but this makes me laugh so HARD 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @melon4266
      @melon4266 2 года назад +142

      its chulo not jewel

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr Год назад +144

      “You’ll like this, somebody’s on my ass”

    • @anantachonnambat6701
      @anantachonnambat6701 7 месяцев назад +33

      Those workers dubbed like they're the MC lmao.

  • @risa123456789
    @risa123456789 3 года назад +5294

    The whole rabbit segment (8:18-8:42) had me literally rolling on the floor. The delivery is fucking PERFECT

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu 3 года назад +357

      The whole instrumental behind it is PERFECT too 😭

    • @mani-qj3np
      @mani-qj3np 2 года назад +349

      "HEHEHEHEEHEHE"

    • @isaiahK0V
      @isaiahK0V 2 года назад +223

      The voice acting being actually good makes that scene so much better

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 2 года назад +125

      It gets absolutely hysterical when you see the original scene in comparison

    • @vanossgamingfan5001
      @vanossgamingfan5001 2 года назад +1

      "HAEHEHEHE... Touch me... TOUCH ME HARDER"

  • @king_canis
    @king_canis 8 месяцев назад +159

    This dub is offensive to every minority imaginable but still managed to be a hilarious masterpiece. Dark humor done right.

    • @xuesse4662
      @xuesse4662 21 день назад +2

      "Dark humor done right." corny ahh

  • @DanniShelton
    @DanniShelton 2 года назад +578

    9:22 I remember watching this dub and breaking down from this scene. My abs got such a workout from laughing

  • @greygrayy
    @greygrayy 3 года назад +5693

    For those who didn’t know:
    For the dub of Ghost Stories, the voice actors didn’t have a script, so they could say whatever they wanted to😃

    • @HelloPersonReadingThis.
      @HelloPersonReadingThis. 3 года назад +462

      And that’s why this is one of the best dubs ever

    • @yvmmiii
      @yvmmiii 3 года назад +60

      d a m n

    • @literallytired5469
      @literallytired5469 3 года назад +384

      Ghost Stories ended up being a failure, so the director, said do whatever you want, and they did

    • @Marmalade-_-
      @Marmalade-_- 3 года назад +272

      This isn’t correct. There was in fact a script. Only some of the jokes were improvised by the voice actors.

    • @chalkdust6124
      @chalkdust6124 3 года назад +106

      There was a script but at the same time there was a lot of improvising

  • @clare-sv3do
    @clare-sv3do 3 года назад +3880

    This show gives me life lol

    • @luciddestruction3377
      @luciddestruction3377 3 года назад +6

      Racist show tho

    • @joebidenlikeslittlekids5133
      @joebidenlikeslittlekids5133 3 года назад +49

      @@luciddestruction3377 do you know how much I care that's why I watch it

    • @iwr7773
      @iwr7773 3 года назад +25

      @@luciddestruction3377 the dub is supposed to be offensive

    • @schlagie
      @schlagie 3 года назад +1

      @@luciddestruction3377 bruh how

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 года назад +14

      @@luciddestruction3377 Next time you're gonna tell me water is wet or sumthin

  • @user-ux4px2wl5o
    @user-ux4px2wl5o 3 года назад +3059

    I HATE AND LOVE THE FACT I USED TO LOVED THIS ANIME BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE DUB IN MY COUNTRY WASN'T FUCKED UP. BUT NOW I LIKED IT EVEN MORE

    • @BewitchedSyrup
      @BewitchedSyrup 3 года назад +13

      Which dub was it?

    • @GinaDD1996
      @GinaDD1996 3 года назад +95

      SAME!!! I knew the show in Spanish and it was my favoriteee now years later I know about the English version and it’s 100% better 🤣

    • @rainycloud10
      @rainycloud10 3 года назад +29

      Same. It was aired with a pretty standard dub in my country and I used to love the show. And my love has only become stronger after learning about the English dub.

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 года назад +7

      @@GinaDD1996 i was hoping for the latam dub to be like this... then i remember at a later date dub groups started using the us dub as base.
      but we have the Koni chan latam dub gold.

    • @footballvideos5183
      @footballvideos5183 3 года назад +1

      You’re cringe

  • @penofficial_
    @penofficial_ Год назад +221

    I love how towards the end of the show they started being even more daring. They started doing way more racism, sexual talk, and actually said the f word a bunch of times while the beginning of the show had no such freedom.

  • @NovaRuner
    @NovaRuner Год назад +776

    “Just dig the hole, hole digger”
    “Just move the boards, board mover”
    “Just drive the bus, bus driver”
    I love that it’s almost a running gag. And also funny

    • @keelanbarron928
      @keelanbarron928 Год назад +1

      I didn't even notice that.

    • @MaydupNem
      @MaydupNem 9 месяцев назад +8

      "ok
      jackass"

    • @zachbrancato1970
      @zachbrancato1970 8 месяцев назад +15

      Whatever. Just watch the video, video watcher.

    • @JustaPancake
      @JustaPancake 8 месяцев назад

      Just comment, commenter @@zachbrancato1970

  • @CaptainCrunchOfficial
    @CaptainCrunchOfficial 3 года назад +2134

    I wanna know what drugs they used to make this. I believe this is beyond the abilities of even krokodil

  • @emanahmed-fc3ff
    @emanahmed-fc3ff 3 года назад +2032

    4:17 "THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU" as a black person this made me laugh so hard

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 года назад +214

      *falls and its on 4*
      well atleast is not racist...

    • @glam4663
      @glam4663 3 года назад +139

      At least he isn't racist

    • @anaiyadelemore5537
      @anaiyadelemore5537 2 года назад +36

      Fun fact: He got 0.2 seconds faster

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider Год назад +18

      He’s not racer and racist… the double jokes is amazing

    • @N-A762
      @N-A762 Год назад +2

      So thats what goreshit sampled it from

  • @sarahthesnail2271
    @sarahthesnail2271 3 года назад +2099

    the quote that makes me laugh every time is
    *"I swear to god! Blue!"*

  • @kenetabansi5016
    @kenetabansi5016 3 года назад +273

    “One little retarded boy has his heart set on this thing” I’m so dead. 😭😭😭

  • @transaty_661
    @transaty_661 3 года назад +273

    "You wanna be an airforce ranger, you wanna live a life of danger, you don't want to get raped by strangers" I cant with this fucking dub

    • @Suchwerewolf
      @Suchwerewolf Год назад +1

      I nearly died laughing

    • @Mido_3724
      @Mido_3724 Год назад +8

      "THINK OF A *BIG BLACK MAN* CHASING YOU!!"

    • @zoehogan894
      @zoehogan894 Год назад +3

      @@Mido_3724at least he isn’t racist

    • @Mido_3724
      @Mido_3724 Год назад

      @@zoehogan894 debateble.

  • @alhanalem_
    @alhanalem_ 3 года назад +2090

    I just can't get enough of the "EUHAËHEAUHEU" of Keichirou xD

    • @willcaputo1
      @willcaputo1 Год назад +21

      I kinda want it as a ringtone.

    • @TinaFOTZE
      @TinaFOTZE Год назад

      @@willcaputo1I can actually mimic it really well, my son absolutely hates it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TanteiGH
    @TanteiGH 3 года назад +934

    “Stop it! You’re stretching my lips out”
    “Like this is the first time that’s ever happened” 😂😂😂😂

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 2 года назад +1

      explain?

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte 2 года назад +30

      @@NoNameAtAll2 in an earlier episode he was dared to eat a non-sliced eggplant

    • @lgraceeee
      @lgraceeee Год назад +18

      @@urieldaboamorte are you referring to a man's "eggplant" or an actual eggplant LOL

    • @me_12-vw1vi
      @me_12-vw1vi Год назад +20

      @A De he was chased down by a big black man in a deleted episode

    • @shady_maaleek
      @shady_maaleek Год назад

      @@urieldaboamortelips is just another slang for a woman’s private part . the kitty

  • @cothen
    @cothen 3 года назад +583

    "Whoever told you to do this is either a bitch or a ghost."
    "RUN! She's a BITCH and a GHOST!"

    • @willowthelyxra
      @willowthelyxra Год назад +34

      "Don't look at me with those hepatitis eyes!!"

    • @бронза.вафля.конус
      @бронза.вафля.конус 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@willowthelyxraI've always wondered, what the fuck does that mean? Lmao

    • @willowthelyxra
      @willowthelyxra 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@бронза.вафля.конус
      😭

    • @adansmith5299
      @adansmith5299 6 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@бронза.вафля.конус one of the symptoms of hepatitis is jaundice, which gives the whites of your eyes a yellow hue

  • @Evilofhumanity
    @Evilofhumanity 3 года назад +235

    Kechiro’s incompressible screams always kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @alexandratwoface6422
    @alexandratwoface6422 3 года назад +227

    I’m Christian but I can’t stop laughing now I gotta go repent again😭

  • @Lindsi_loveee
    @Lindsi_loveee 3 года назад +782

    I just found out the person who voice acts the Christian girl is the same person who dubbed Froppy from my hero academia

  • @yaboihenry1946
    @yaboihenry1946 3 года назад +489

    8:05 That voice raises my blood pressure.

  • @salonii6345
    @salonii6345 3 года назад +733

    7:35 THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD THE FIRST TIME

    • @SoniaRoseOwO
      @SoniaRoseOwO 3 года назад +116

      W h e n G o d c l o s e s a d o o r 💀

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu 3 года назад +48

      @@SoniaRoseOwO *cue screaming*

    • @ShiroKage-h8v
      @ShiroKage-h8v 2 года назад +113

      Did she just said "hail hitler"💀

    • @salonii6345
      @salonii6345 2 года назад +9

      @@ShiroKage-h8v yes😭

    • @me_12-vw1vi
      @me_12-vw1vi Год назад

      @@ShiroKage-h8v it was part of the satanic ritual they were doing

  • @renkaiz_
    @renkaiz_ Год назад +110

    THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY 😭😭
    8:19 "HEHEHEHEHE"
    "Touch me"
    "TOUCH ME HARDER"
    Edit: Its the "TOUCH ME HARDER" that got me 💀

  • @bradlee5874
    @bradlee5874 3 года назад +85

    8:42 - 8:52 Pretty much sums up the whole series

  • @adriyeeye
    @adriyeeye 3 года назад +613

    WHENEVER THAT LITTLE KID CRIES ITS SO FUNNY

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu 3 года назад +48

      YES- IT ALWAYS SENDS ME. He basically scream-cries 😭😭

    • @annoyingtsukasa
      @annoyingtsukasa Год назад +26

      KETCHIRO IDK HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME

    • @cirgo4879
      @cirgo4879 8 месяцев назад +16

      Only when you’re wiser can you understand such hard hitting words like “HAHÉWÜEH” 🥀😢

    • @TMNT_Luver222
      @TMNT_Luver222 7 месяцев назад +6

      "AAAHUEHUEHUE" got me ROLLING

    • @ashleyblue5194
      @ashleyblue5194 7 месяцев назад +1

      I live for his cries 😂😂

  • @reandoessomething9933
    @reandoessomething9933 3 года назад +3864

    2:15 "whoever told you to do this is either a ghost or a bitch"
    2:24 "RUN! Shes a ghost and a bitch!"
    These two lines give me life

    • @birchcakes
      @birchcakes 2 года назад +86

      I've heard this setup and punchline so many times and yet it makes me laugh every single time.

    • @laytonperrett6130
      @laytonperrett6130 2 года назад +13

      Yes this one gets me every time

    • @PikachuYoshiPines164
      @PikachuYoshiPines164 Год назад +17

      This one my friend and I quote to each other all the time, along with “I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up”

    • @willowthelyxra
      @willowthelyxra Год назад +30

      "Don't you look at me with those hepatitis eyes"
      Is also a good one 😭😭😭😭

  • @Rivers_TG
    @Rivers_TG 3 года назад +1172

    This is the only anime/dub in general that I'll watch

    • @st4rg1rlll
      @st4rg1rlll 3 года назад +34

      Saiki k dub is on crack too

    • @rinalds1620
      @rinalds1620 3 года назад +22

      Love is war

    • @theegggod8070
      @theegggod8070 3 года назад +3

      ball is life

    • @TWlNARMAGEDDONS
      @TWlNARMAGEDDONS 3 года назад +11

      What about panty and stocking 🤨 the dub isnt as funny as this one but its a lot fucking better then the sub

    • @emmyjr1231
      @emmyjr1231 3 года назад +7

      @@TWlNARMAGEDDONS God, that show (dub) is the anime equivalent of crack and degeneracy. I fucking love it.

  • @Serenity_Dude_X
    @Serenity_Dude_X 2 года назад +41

    “Don’t look at me with those hepatitis eyes!”
    Never thought I’d hear this kind of sentence, but here we are.

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 Год назад +61

    "Jesus saved my ass"
    "What a lovely little ass"
    Goodness gracious.

  • @jojos-here
    @jojos-here 3 года назад +7506

    I can already see this show getting cancelled on Twitter 💀💀

    • @jojos-here
      @jojos-here 3 года назад +334

      @Derrick Wallace don’t forget 4:19 😭

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 года назад +594

      Nah.
      They would not, it’s too much of a classic

    • @TheDorianTube
      @TheDorianTube 3 года назад +175

      Probably by the same people that made it and dubbed it as well. Entertainment people flip like nothing wherever the flow goes.

    • @jessi_heart
      @jessi_heart 3 года назад +429

      Istg Twitter overexagerates everything. I myself, am a homosexual and find this hilarious-

    • @rijakhan3183
      @rijakhan3183 3 года назад +251

      @@jessi_heart I’m a Muslim and I find it hilarious 😂

  • @cummie151
    @cummie151 3 года назад +626

    “Do you have any books written by black people?”
    *”Y E H”*

  • @rune8115
    @rune8115 3 года назад +1123

    9:30
    As a Texan in a Republican family, this line really hits home yk?

    • @idontknowanymore8552
      @idontknowanymore8552 3 года назад +10

      @@nebula5371 Same as well as a Pakistani

    • @sweetbabiesnursery
      @sweetbabiesnursery 3 года назад +1

      Same😭

    • @Darkpathofficialig
      @Darkpathofficialig 3 года назад +5

      @@nebula5371 believe it or not, they did whatever they wanted to do with the show as long as it follows the story and the script

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Год назад +3

      Pretty sure Steven Foster, who directed the dub, is from Houston too.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 11 месяцев назад

      @@DakotaofRaptorsHouston’s one of those blue pockets in a red state, what with NASA and all that anti-God indoctrination (science) and radical Islamic numbers (math).

  • @famguy222
    @famguy222 2 года назад +186

    6:24 nah she predicted that one

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 2 года назад +18

      didn't have to, they just knew what was up--been the plan for 40 some odd years

  • @eisaku4733
    @eisaku4733 11 месяцев назад +26

    "Don't you look at me with those hepatitis eyes" got me hard laughing

  • @I3SVS
    @I3SVS 3 года назад +236

    "DO NOT LUST OVER-"
    "*Jesus you're right.*"

  • @Atarashifatan
    @Atarashifatan 3 года назад +740

    8:19
    The whole plot about the girl and that rabbit is the best. Lmao

  • @semund1626
    @semund1626 Год назад +82

    1:29
    That boy screaming is the best thing
    He always says ÃHÆEHUAHO

  • @greyklopstock7155
    @greyklopstock7155 Год назад +35

    "just move the box, box mover."
    KILLS ME. Every time

  • @h2gkm0.
    @h2gkm0. 3 года назад +542

    6:37 my favorite scene from the entire show

    • @guepardo1145
      @guepardo1145 2 года назад +51

      "Let's see...... seven?"

    • @corniestdoggie
      @corniestdoggie 2 года назад +41

      “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT”

    • @Sh12pen
      @Sh12pen 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@corniestdoggieand that is 7 words

  • @Zamerux
    @Zamerux 3 года назад +482

    "He tests negative, and then gets hit by a semi? Where is God" always fucking gets me

  • @zoettalovu
    @zoettalovu 3 года назад +398

    0:43 most favorite scene WTF IT WAS CUT SO PERFECT

  • @marleyfett6569
    @marleyfett6569 2 года назад +116

    1:22
    I just love this break in character right here.

  • @kopawhite1399
    @kopawhite1399 2 года назад +56

    This dub doesn't need a abridged series. Pure gold

  • @janiyahstokes1887
    @janiyahstokes1887 3 года назад +449

    "Do u have any book written by black people"
    "YeS"
    😂😂

  • @KashiMugen
    @KashiMugen 3 года назад +391

    1:41 her face was great.
    8:42 enough said.

    • @Ilovemaltipoos
      @Ilovemaltipoos Год назад +6

      The cat is literally packgod💀💀💀💀

  • @paullester3160
    @paullester3160  3 года назад +556

    quote any funny parts from the dub I might have missed, if there are enough I will put together a part II

    • @IcedOutRaccoon
      @IcedOutRaccoon 3 года назад +28

      my dog tastes like swiss cheese

    • @sabrinaghostblade3948
      @sabrinaghostblade3948 3 года назад +1

      The haunted hood

    • @Qo0_0
      @Qo0_0 3 года назад

      Swag 😎

    • @sleepylvrz
      @sleepylvrz 3 года назад +11

      "Go home you sillys"

    • @piecanl
      @piecanl 3 года назад +8

      The "MUM?!?" after "principals always look like lesbians"

  • @electrobob992
    @electrobob992 7 месяцев назад +9

    1:24 Damn...
    Even the priest girl was all lusty at points xD

  • @fiethsing9988
    @fiethsing9988 Год назад +23

    "RUN! She's a ghost AND a bitch"
    This has stuck with me for so long, I love that darn cat.

  • @kokomi306
    @kokomi306 3 года назад +160

    “Common jump, *I SAID JUMP* 👹”

  • @ilovemaoito
    @ilovemaoito 3 года назад +587

    Ghost Stories isn’t ON crack, it IS the crack

  • @ZR_-mj6yu
    @ZR_-mj6yu 3 года назад +196

    this is like an abriged series

  • @ActualAlien_
    @ActualAlien_ 2 года назад +11

    "Sometimes yes means no!"
    "And sometimes, you're a 𝐵𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽."

  • @tashibalampkin8555
    @tashibalampkin8555 Год назад +18

    8:42 Favorite moment. Dude is ruthless. Like, damn.

  • @chaos_lolz
    @chaos_lolz 3 года назад +456

    I've never watched this show but I have seen numeric clips and I feel this dub bas conceived by a script writer that was given the anime with no context no translation and just did what ever the fuck they wanted with it

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 3 года назад +43

      Yeah. The guy who wrote it loves going off the walls, but usually is restricted, so he enjoys this. There were a few ad libbed moments, but it was mostly him.

    • @CadDriftarus
      @CadDriftarus 3 года назад +28

      Essentially what happened. The anime was recieved so terribly in Japan that the Dub director told the voice actors to do whatever the hell they wanted.

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 3 года назад +3

      @@CadDriftarus Actually not true,

    • @SaperBossTv
      @SaperBossTv 2 года назад +22

      @@iaincowell9747 actually it's true, since it did so poorly in Japan, that the Japanese studio behind the series when they gave the dubbing license to the dub studio they were basically like "alright you got 3 rules"
      1: have the characters still retain they're Japanese names
      2: let every episode still have the same story and major plotline from the original dub
      And 3: do whatever the hell you want with it, we don't care.
      Tbh since the show flopped so bad in Japan I guess the company producing it didn't have that hope for it to succeed in the west.
      Turns out they were wrong.

    • @bethanybrookes8479
      @bethanybrookes8479 2 года назад +7

      there was no script. just a translation and permission to do whatever as long as main plot beats were hit

  • @Icantdothisanymoreplskillme
    @Icantdothisanymoreplskillme 3 года назад +480

    2:14 - 2:33 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IM LITERALLY DYING OMG

  • @brianlaureus
    @brianlaureus 3 года назад +163

    Craziest part is a lot of these voice actors are popular ones in other anime

    • @naziba4474
      @naziba4474 3 года назад +20

      and people still refuse to watch dubs

  • @TalianaEnthusiast
    @TalianaEnthusiast 11 месяцев назад +78

    3:32 This scene gets me everytime ☠️

    • @roleemack1535
      @roleemack1535 10 месяцев назад +3

      3:53 this one got me 😂

    • @TaLeng2023
      @TaLeng2023 9 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks alot, man

  • @markusennit9837
    @markusennit9837 Год назад +16

    Keiichirou's screams and random noises are perfect

  • @Lewis_Hamer
    @Lewis_Hamer 3 года назад +118

    5:11 "hey man, if you squint it looks like a clown 🤡."
    "SHADDAP. You're here and you're an idiot."

  • @Keitto191
    @Keitto191 3 года назад +159

    The best part about this is that it’s the official English dub 😆

  • @noka7669
    @noka7669 3 года назад +92

    How to help a Child run faster?
    Google:
    Drink water befor running
    Control your breathing
    Bing:
    4:18

  • @A2DaShush
    @A2DaShush 2 месяца назад +5

    "hey, want some candy little boy?"

  • @DankGank
    @DankGank 3 года назад +9

    Why does a dub no one cared about have such goated voice actors. These guys are insanely talented.

  • @yato-_-1280
    @yato-_-1280 3 года назад +252

    7:20-7:38
    This made me full on cackle Holy shit this dub is a treasure

  • @lordsubl1me
    @lordsubl1me 3 года назад +182

    "think about a big black man chasing you"
    kid knows how to pump people up, fr.

  • @agogobell28
    @agogobell28 3 года назад +109

    This is SUCH a product of the early 2000s.

  • @Ur_Worstnightmare1015
    @Ur_Worstnightmare1015 3 месяца назад +7

    “I told you I’m gonna be fine. Why are you still crying?”
    “Because these pajamas are gay”

  • @mixie.-.
    @mixie.-. 2 года назад +106

    “Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?”
    “No I’m Jewish!”
    Gets me every time

  • @papasquash919
    @papasquash919 3 года назад +52

    "The V on my sweater stands for 'very big deal' but that's beside the point" was the funniest line imo.

  • @Nini0x0x
    @Nini0x0x 3 года назад +136

    Omfg, this part I- 7:26-7:42💀

    • @GinaDD1996
      @GinaDD1996 3 года назад +17

      When God closes a door~

    • @Nini0x0x
      @Nini0x0x 3 года назад +3

      @@GinaDD1996 😂😂😂

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee 3 года назад +25

      FINALLY, SOMEONE TALKING ABT THAT. PLS I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF AT THE F*** ME SATAN PART 😭

    • @Nini0x0x
      @Nini0x0x 3 года назад

      @@yabazyabacoffee Lmfao fr!!! I almost choked on my food when I watched this!😭🤚

    • @helenluong2568
      @helenluong2568 3 года назад

      @@GinaDD1996 *Intense screaming*

  • @drghostly1756
    @drghostly1756 3 года назад +101

    The fact the voices are lip synced….holy shit this is amazing.

    • @outcastgaming3840
      @outcastgaming3840 2 года назад +16

      Its because it's the actual official dub not fan made

  • @salelaluna9570
    @salelaluna9570 3 года назад +102

    9:12 has me sobbing

  • @Acheron-IX
    @Acheron-IX 9 месяцев назад +12

    the christian anime girl is the best oml