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  • @cardboardcutout
    @cardboardcutout Год назад +8100

    “Once a slut…”
    **starts crying**
    “ALWAYS A SLUT”
    **SOBBING**

    • @moonbyulswife3990
      @moonbyulswife3990 Год назад +217

      11:15

    • @HeresJOHNNY-ew5sy
      @HeresJOHNNY-ew5sy Год назад +111

      I dint think so he got it at Jared’s

    • @ProjectXsent
      @ProjectXsent Год назад +100

      "Wait... 'Never found her engagement ring'." I thought she read a different line. 🤣🤣

    • @tiny_cas
      @tiny_cas 11 месяцев назад +41

      @@ProjectXsent”was it expensive?”

    • @Hay-Hay_Productions
      @Hay-Hay_Productions 11 месяцев назад +46

      @@tiny_cas”I don’t think so. He got it from Jared’s.”

  • @isaalol6502
    @isaalol6502 3 года назад +17287

    I love how the little brother speaks gibberish from time to time

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 3 года назад +142

      Hee yaaa thanks mew mew yes it is hilarious

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 3 года назад +343

      i think the technical term is "sims language"

    • @sadplatinum7552
      @sadplatinum7552 3 года назад +529

      its even better when you find out that the reason speaks gibberish all the time is because when he speaks in the japanese version hes either annoying, adds nothing to the plot, or both

    • @Jackariah-N.
      @Jackariah-N. 2 года назад +189

      I like how he is also dyslexic and the joke continues through the entire show

    • @Jackariah-N.
      @Jackariah-N. 2 года назад +30

      I love hearing the voice of Haruhi suzumia in all these other anime

  • @mops515
    @mops515 Год назад +4724

    9:23
    ... they actually took a scene of her remembering her mother dying and changed it to her father railing 3 nurses 😂😂

    • @ToscaTee
      @ToscaTee Год назад +410

      That broke me 😭

    • @bionicleapple1254
      @bionicleapple1254 Год назад +561

      the official dub actors really said "fuck this we making ghost stories abridged" 💀

    • @jasonkeith2832
      @jasonkeith2832 Год назад +315

      ​@@bionicleapple1254They were told the only things they couldn't change were the plot and the footage.

    • @ka-boom2083
      @ka-boom2083 Год назад +52

      Oh my gawd

    • @qualivia
      @qualivia Год назад +158

      Dude, It was a once in a lifetime opportunity

  • @kiwuwuwu
    @kiwuwuwu 8 месяцев назад +340

    8:10
    “don’t ’what?’ mE when I call yOU! you say YES MA’AM!!”
    “…you’re such a bitch.”
    “WHAT DID YOU SAY??”
    “I have an itch.”
    literally Keiichirou is so fucking funny to me

    • @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
      @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire Месяц назад

      If there was a scene that summarized my relationship with my sister, it's this one.

  • @gymusen
    @gymusen Год назад +1628

    8:05
    "You're such a bitch"
    "WHAT DID YOU SAY?
    "I have an itch"
    This got me off guard

    • @kabeeeeeee
      @kabeeeeeee 3 месяца назад +4

      reminds me of a certain episode of south park

    • @vkeiruh
      @vkeiruh 3 месяца назад

      LOL

    • @mebread2.0
      @mebread2.0 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@kabeeeeeee I'm pretty sure it is a reference.

    • @kabeeeeeee
      @kabeeeeeee 2 месяца назад +1

      @@mebread2.0 i sure hope it is

  • @bronzebell
    @bronzebell 3 года назад +11623

    "Our *DEAD* mother! You feel bad now?"
    "I only hope she knew about Jesus..."

    • @sudsupda
      @sudsupda 3 года назад +532

      The fact that she went to a homosexual conversion camp kills me 💀💀💀

    • @later.4802
      @later.4802 3 года назад +102

      Well now she does know him.

    • @thegreatdorkasaurus7664
      @thegreatdorkasaurus7664 2 года назад +96

      And right after that the nerd boy (Leo) says “what if she was Jewish??”

    • @pikebasss
      @pikebasss 2 года назад +20

      That’s great. God’s great!

    • @cardboardcutout
      @cardboardcutout Год назад +6

      @@sudsupda 😨

  • @mosquitocroissant
    @mosquitocroissant 3 года назад +10591

    This show’s dub had something to say about EVERYONE 💀

    • @Mo0n_LighT965
      @Mo0n_LighT965 2 года назад +136

      TRUE

    • @minamoto2679
      @minamoto2679 Год назад +555

      they had beef with everybody 😭😭

    • @bennettbush3906
      @bennettbush3906 Год назад +414

      @@minamoto2679 That's what makes it so great, unbiased comedy.

    • @rohanpxo7516
      @rohanpxo7516 Год назад +201

      @@bennettbush3906 this dub just work up and choice violence to the national level

    • @riverinegypt
      @riverinegypt Год назад +159

      Literally Rated E for EVERYONE

  • @nobodyasked3937
    @nobodyasked3937 3 года назад +11786

    They gave them full control of the dub and it’s the most hilarious dub I have ever seen

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 3 года назад +283

      and none of us were high. not a day!

    • @themandan4000
      @themandan4000 3 года назад +223

      @@STE7ENFOSTER you smoked all of it didn't you.

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 3 года назад +117

      @@themandan4000 Ladies and gentleman, the Man Dan, once again, proves that his screen name is DEAD FUCKING ON. Nice callback, Danny! I ever get back into show business, you're the first staff writer I beg to come make me look hip, cool, and smart again.

    • @licoriceveins9632
      @licoriceveins9632 3 года назад +33

      Devilman OVA dub is pretty fucking great too

    • @lavender2727
      @lavender2727 2 года назад +23

      @@STE7ENFOSTER I think ur high

  • @thefiretailedweasel6206
    @thefiretailedweasel6206 2 года назад +1698

    9:47 OH BOY THIS LINE AGED BEAUTIFULLY

    • @fagrunk
      @fagrunk Год назад +82

      LITERALLY

    • @BulkBogan1920
      @BulkBogan1920 Год назад +169

      Reminder this dub was made 20 years ago and was meant to offend literally every group

    • @BulkBogan1920
      @BulkBogan1920 Год назад

      @@absoluteballs >masked pdp
      Shut up

    • @2023PerfectDark
      @2023PerfectDark Год назад +18

      Back where everything was funny because everyone was made fun of.

    • @zaloskog
      @zaloskog Год назад +49

      @@BulkBogan1920yeah and we need more of it today, censorship is the death of comedy

  • @patricia.sews.sometimes
    @patricia.sews.sometimes 2 года назад +1503

    6:07 *under his breath* "One pill makes you larger." Idk why but this GOT ME

    • @garlicbreadbeans
      @garlicbreadbeans 2 года назад +92

      And one, makes u smalerrrrrrrrr

    • @BlackMagicBliss
      @BlackMagicBliss 2 года назад +16

      Dude SAME 😂😭😭😭💀💀💀

    • @jim122
      @jim122 Год назад +42

      It’s a great reference to White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane, had me creasing 😂😂

  • @diegorapaci668
    @diegorapaci668 3 года назад +14149

    "Oh, perfect. It's in japanase. Chinchanoninkau, wait that's chinese." I'M DEAD

    • @AmeiliasJourney
      @AmeiliasJourney 3 года назад +577

      When that happened my mouth hung open lmaooo

    • @FireMewMew
      @FireMewMew 3 года назад +536

      As someone who is part asian, I find that hilarious

    • @kku4209
      @kku4209 3 года назад +7

      @@FireMewMew is still racist

    • @notlikeyouneedmyname.4378
      @notlikeyouneedmyname.4378 3 года назад +411

      @@kku4209 as a Chinese, I find it hilarious tho.

    • @rakijr9176
      @rakijr9176 3 года назад +128

      @@kku4209 that's why it's funny

  • @liviwhite1127
    @liviwhite1127 3 года назад +5246

    " It's you and me Raggedy Ann. "
    " Call me barbie! "
    " Ok then, barbie. "

    • @Shinji_Dai
      @Shinji_Dai 3 года назад +380

      "I'm going fucking crazy."

    • @LostSoulSilver
      @LostSoulSilver 2 года назад +12

      Cute

    • @Dinkii_iVODS-mz3sx
      @Dinkii_iVODS-mz3sx 4 месяца назад +9

      IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY

    • @Artistry_by_Mimi
      @Artistry_by_Mimi 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Shinji_Dai Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy

  • @ariyctz
    @ariyctz 3 года назад +10263

    "Shes like a mexican, does all the job white people don't want to" I DIED KJESDJLFHKELFEJL

    • @ceveensubs7377
      @ceveensubs7377 3 года назад +442

      *cries in mexican*

    • @ariyctz
      @ariyctz 3 года назад +73

      @@ceveensubs7377 goals

    • @Lost-mb1gj
      @Lost-mb1gj 3 года назад +36

      @@ceveensubs7377 SAME

    • @tavellcoops
      @tavellcoops 3 года назад +29

      @@ceveensubs7377
      You're name is ironic

    • @ceveensubs7377
      @ceveensubs7377 3 года назад +25

      @@tavellcoops This name is fake I just wanted to pretend to be someone else lol

  • @peaceking9640
    @peaceking9640 2 года назад +723

    The fact that this is the actual dub is just an extra layer of comedy.

    • @mauriciodiaz8315
      @mauriciodiaz8315 2 года назад +20

      Wait this is the official dub they used

    • @peaceking9640
      @peaceking9640 2 года назад +86

      @@mauriciodiaz8315 yes. no joke. The story behind it is that the anime did so bad in japan that when it was time for it to get dubbed the producers genuinely didn't care anymore.

    • @mauriciodiaz8315
      @mauriciodiaz8315 2 года назад +21

      @@peaceking9640 well that makes it more hilarious

    • @trixiebewitched
      @trixiebewitched 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@peaceking9640 that is BEAUTIFUL. Omg this is a masterpiece of tomfoolery and fuckery alike.

  • @The_KingDoge
    @The_KingDoge 2 года назад +1086

    honestly the most human anime characters ever

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 2 года назад +103

      Its great honestly, how they actually portrayed genuine everyday dialogue. It's not pretty, full of dark humor and jokes, and swear words.

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 Год назад +9

      The exaggerated emotion and coomer shit has ruined anime.

    • @The_KingDoge
      @The_KingDoge Год назад +27

      @@Sorakeyblademaster37 Thats always existed man... theres more grounded shows now than ever lol

    • @damoji5332
      @damoji5332 Год назад +5

      ​@@The_KingDoge examples?

    • @The_KingDoge
      @The_KingDoge Год назад +4

      @@damoji5332 examples,?

  • @Irma_Vep
    @Irma_Vep 3 года назад +5296

    “You smoked all of it didn’t you!?” “YOU SMOKED ALL OF IT!

    • @allglorytothefather4186
      @allglorytothefather4186 3 года назад +63

      Without subtitles it sounds like “You spoke to Oliver, didn’t you?” I’m serious. Rewatch it and you’ll see

    • @dinosirbone
      @dinosirbone Год назад +9

      ​@@allglorytothefather4186 nah I watched without subs and it doesn't

  • @fishiesregression1725
    @fishiesregression1725 3 года назад +17822

    i feel like ghost stories is something every race, religion, sexuality, gender, etc can all agree is the funniest shit. the ultimate bonding material.

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod 3 года назад +1330

      I tried to watch it with my friend, I had showed him clips and he thought it was awesome, but I left out the fact Momoko is Christian and the second she kept saying religious phrases he got offended.
      I figured if I could handle the offensive gay jokes, and even laugh at them, he could handle the religion jokes but I guess not.
      So not everyone is a fan, sadly lol. Which sucks because it's gold.

    • @lily_daifuku
      @lily_daifuku 3 года назад +173

      @@TheStrikeofGod wait, why was that offensive?

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod 3 года назад +648

      @@lily_daifuku He said it was because it was his beliefs.
      I knew he was Christian, but I didn't think he'd get upset over it :v
      I mean it's all just harmless fun and the anime makes fun of everyone, that's why I figured he could handle it :P

    • @lily_daifuku
      @lily_daifuku 3 года назад +379

      @@TheStrikeofGod oh okay, I understand. I'm Christian too and was confused about whether or not he was Christian or why exactly that's offensive but I guess a lot of people have a different view on "offensive".

    • @AG-uj8ov
      @AG-uj8ov 3 года назад +60

      @@TheStrikeofGod your friend needs God even if he's gay

  • @YuukiMarvellGames-Art
    @YuukiMarvellGames-Art 3 года назад +4064

    I swear, this was the start of the abridged parodies of anime

    • @moothu
      @moothu 3 года назад +327

      They should do an abridged version of this but it's just normal anime

    • @Flairis
      @Flairis 3 года назад +26

      @@moothu lmao

    • @johnnickfanaccount3492
      @johnnickfanaccount3492 2 года назад +16

      I think YGOTAS and dbza came first

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 2 года назад +3

      @@moothu Amazing

    • @MrDrumzOrz
      @MrDrumzOrz 2 года назад +56

      @@johnnickfanaccount3492 Close, this dub came out in 2005 while YGOTAS was 2006 and DBZA was 2008. Good timing for it to be a strong inspiration though!

  • @Moonsharkss
    @Moonsharkss 2 года назад +1470

    As a Christian I find the purple haired girl absolutely hilarious

    • @Moonsharkss
      @Moonsharkss Год назад +4

      @Azuri e lol no

    • @Moonsharkss
      @Moonsharkss Год назад +29

      @Azuri e nah I’m good

    • @xtrmsleep
      @xtrmsleep Год назад +3

      @@Moonsharkss definitely don't take her advice on going to praise world in topeka 😂

    • @deaj8450
      @deaj8450 Год назад +45

      Same, people who get offended by this are too sensitive. The entire show is a goldmine of comedy.

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 Год назад

      @azurie580llow a 9mm to your heart

  • @S_O_O_C
    @S_O_O_C Год назад +622

    5:00 She just straight up broke character

    • @kiraszabo1333
      @kiraszabo1333 6 месяцев назад +27

      they break the 4th wall as well😭

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 2 месяца назад +11

      "Hospitals are a wonderful place of healing _exceptforthosewhodie."_

  • @ethanwinchester4585
    @ethanwinchester4585 3 года назад +11318

    “Drag queens won’t bother you worry about priests”

  • @rina_luvvx
    @rina_luvvx 2 года назад +4234

    "My daughter's dead and you're making food jokes?"
    IM DEAD 😭😂

  • @Taro-on5fr
    @Taro-on5fr 3 года назад +3882

    6:54 “Sentimental flashback time is over, you stupid bunny loving b!tch!” IM DEAD WITH HER LINE

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 3 года назад +55

      Thank you, Taro, that's one of my favorites but moreso because Hilary NAILS the read

    • @jewtubesucks666
      @jewtubesucks666 2 года назад +66

      It could never work between us no matter how much we want it to! 😭 not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black

    • @Fucisko
      @Fucisko Год назад +17

      @@STE7ENFOSTER Hell yeah the delivery is top notch, and so is the line. Definitely in my top 3. Another that I really love is the whole "Let's see, seven?" scene but my absolute favorite is "Run, she's a ghost AND a bitch", and the delivery on that one is also absolutely amazing. The whole cast did a great job, and so did you. Thank you for this masterpiece.

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER Год назад +4

      @@Fucisko You're so awesome, Ma4zu6

    • @usagiteastudios8894
      @usagiteastudios8894 Год назад

      This was violently directed to me, I am a bunny loving girl

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 Год назад +266

    0:52 I love that they didn't have context for why she flailed like that so the VA just called it a convulsion 😂

  • @FatesR
    @FatesR Год назад +57

    "Like angry Avon ladies."
    This is golden

  • @briellekaiser
    @briellekaiser 3 года назад +2816

    "Oh wait, you're dyslexic" I'M DEAD

  • @Un_prønøunceable
    @Un_prønøunceable 3 года назад +6648

    I love that Oikawa and Nishinoya’s voice actor (from Haikyuu) just had so much frickin fun with this (they all did you can tell I’m jealous lol)

    • @miracaaahalane
      @miracaaahalane 3 года назад +161

      I dunno if they have the same VA, but his name is Greg Ayres. He’s like everywhere lol

    • @miracaaahalane
      @miracaaahalane 3 года назад +118

      @ANDREA E AMEGASHIE yesss Ouran is one of my favorites! He also voiced the green haired guy in Angel Beats, Koji Koda in my hero academia, and probably a LOT more stuff

    • @eunxiaa
      @eunxiaa 3 года назад +145

      Yachi's English VA also voiced here too as the rabbit owner girl-

    • @Un_prønøunceable
      @Un_prønøunceable 3 года назад +12

      @@miracaaahalane yassssss! ^^ I actually love his voice lol

    • @miracaaahalane
      @miracaaahalane 3 года назад +4

      @@Un_prønøunceable yessss

  • @omq_rose
    @omq_rose 3 года назад +4613

    Watched this anime 12 times and still hilarious

    • @tytgaming7254
      @tytgaming7254 3 года назад +5

      Anime name plz

    • @felix.mp3639
      @felix.mp3639 3 года назад +24

      @@tytgaming7254 ghost stories I think

    • @SaxandRelax
      @SaxandRelax 3 года назад +4

      @@tytgaming7254 ghost stories

    • @x-virus_gaming9746
      @x-virus_gaming9746 3 года назад +12

      Where did you find it?! I couldn't find it anywhere ;-;

    • @amberb.6395
      @amberb.6395 2 года назад +4

      @@x-virus_gaming9746 crunchyroll is where I watched it

  • @hellheath9264
    @hellheath9264 2 года назад +205

    the absolute insane amount of 2006/2000s pop culture references in this show are incredible. really takes me back

  • @happyface-
    @happyface- Год назад +231

    “James 1:14 ‘Each one is tempted by his own evil desire.’ But I think your skirt is helping them out Slutsuki- I mean Satsuki.”

  • @TMGvibin5196
    @TMGvibin5196 3 года назад +2716

    this show is infinitely quotable

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 3 года назад +77

      THAT boggles my mind. I truly can't wrap my head around the fact that there are people quoting things I wrote. I'm NOT WORTHY.

    • @TMGvibin5196
      @TMGvibin5196 3 года назад +57

      @@STE7ENFOSTER have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior?

    • @TMGvibin5196
      @TMGvibin5196 3 года назад +16

      @@STE7ENFOSTER you are very worthy and i love you for ghost storries dub

    • @namedrop721
      @namedrop721 3 года назад +40

      ‘Why do principals always look like lesbians….MOM?!’

    • @briannawilliams1300
      @briannawilliams1300 Год назад

      @@namedrop721 no but like why is that so true

  • @Serotonious
    @Serotonious 3 года назад +4133

    "Well if you're gonna stand close behind me, stand closer - I can't even feel it! AND THEY WONDER WHY I LIKE BLACK MEN!"
    My god, I was creasing.

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 3 года назад +101

      Okay, save the old man a trip to the Urban Dic and clue me in. Creasing?

    • @amye9033
      @amye9033 3 года назад +176

      @@STE7ENFOSTER creasing = laughing a lot

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 3 года назад +63

      @@amye9033 THANK YOU, AMY E!

    • @joebidenjr5902
      @joebidenjr5902 2 года назад +12

      Timestamp?

    • @LostSoulSilver
      @LostSoulSilver 2 года назад +25

      @@joebidenjr5902 14:01

  • @lostphoenix1911
    @lostphoenix1911 3 года назад +4435

    I love the constant Christian references.

    • @Joeydoesmedicine
      @Joeydoesmedicine 3 года назад +305

      The best part is that in the sub she can sense spirits

    • @BubbleArcadia
      @BubbleArcadia 3 года назад +61

      Me: *is a JW* I'm not even offended.

    • @aashycoconut
      @aashycoconut 2 года назад +12

      @@BubbleArcadia lol same

    • @Strawbiwi
      @Strawbiwi 2 года назад +61

      @@BubbleArcadia Same, I'm a christian and im not offended either XD

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri Год назад +71

      I’m just impressed that the voice actor went through the effort of quoting real Bible verses

  • @A2DaShush
    @A2DaShush 2 месяца назад +58

    "Looks like your alcoholic unsaved father's gonna die, sorry Satsuki."

  • @doublearush9409
    @doublearush9409 Год назад +889

    "drag queens wont touch you, worry about priests" is still the funniest line in the whole show

    • @goncaloferreira8543
      @goncaloferreira8543 Год назад +58

      It's also especially funny now because of what's currently happening, weird but also funny how things can change drastically.

    • @KMS_Admiral_Hipper
      @KMS_Admiral_Hipper Год назад +1

      The whole priests being nonces thing is completely made up

    • @PropaneWP
      @PropaneWP Год назад

      @@goncaloferreira8543 There's another one where they talk about how republicans are stacking supreme court, so anti-abortionists won't have to bomb clinics anymore. That shit aged too well...

    • @asi9ghost
      @asi9ghost Год назад

      @@goncaloferreira8543?

    • @DynamoLynx
      @DynamoLynx Год назад

      ​@@goncaloferreira8543nah the drag groomer shit is still a spook and priests are still being protected after repeated offenses
      don't care about what incel's anecdotes tell me

  • @jimmi3839
    @jimmi3839 3 года назад +5706

    If I had a dollar for every North American value shoe store company mentioned in this show I'd only have $2, but it's weird that it happened twice

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 3 года назад +67

      NAILED ME. Fuuuuuuck. I HATE repeats. Unless they're call backs or boomerangs. I know Keicherrou mentions Payless, but I'm lost where I double dipped. Sorry, dude. That's why I don't ever watch my old shows (something I thought was bullshit until I was actually in that position). ALL I can see is, Weak. Nope. Oh, that coulda been smarter. Lame. Missed opportunity. etc.
      That's all beside the point. The real reason I'm commenting is because I not only thought your observation was brilliant. Your wording of it was MUAH! Gorgeous.

    • @bongwaterbaptist
      @bongwaterbaptist 3 года назад +23

      @@STE7ENFOSTER didnt slutski i mean satsuki say Nike when she showed off her shorts under her skirt

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 3 года назад +4

      @@bongwaterbaptist oooh look at you with the super ear! Okay, first, great drop on sluts/sats
      Straight up confession: despite being in advertising for 15 years and entertainment for 16, I have NEVER known what the fucking deal is with brand names. I mean, I KNOW that if I would have had Satsuki say, "Look at these shitty Nike shorts they cause crabs!" Nike might get a little lawyer happy. For example, when I did the Milk Chan live action scenes, in the shoot that was on the tour bus (Beyonce's former coach!), I scripted that Marcy Bannor was eating nuts out of a can when Ben Pronsky came up to bother her and my line producer jumped in just before cameras rolled and turned Marcy's Planter's can so that the logo couldn't be seen. And that was Holly. Holly knew her shit.
      And usually I'm like I don't give a fuck. Do I really think that a mega corp like Nike or Lipton or Volvo or whoever is gonna stumble across some anime (a genre I'm willing to bet most CEOs of Fortune 5's couldn't find with a gps), and HAPPEN to come across the ONE out of millions that namedrops their product? And not even in a derogatory way? Are they really gonna haul my happy ass into court with a cease and desist and a def of character charge? Phhht.
      Having an orgy with the Avenger Chrises is more likely to happen. Which I'd be totally down with as long as Pratt lost the address.
      But on THAT day of recording I got cold feet (probably feeling insecure about a totally different area of my life or work that just happened to bleed over into Hilary mentioning Nike.) So, pussy that I am, changed it at the last minute.
      Hilary actually says, "Bam! Bike shorts from Mikey."
      I know. L-OS-E-R.
      And NOW thanks to YOU I am having to admit I was a WIMP that day. Mister Purple you BASTARD!
      lolololol You KNOW I'm kidding, dude.
      But, yeah, she says Mike.
      SUPER smart question.

    • @bongwaterbaptist
      @bongwaterbaptist 3 года назад +11

      @@STE7ENFOSTER oh okay, when i saw the subtitles for the dub, i thought it was a typo from Mikey to Nike.

    • @divine5328
      @divine5328 3 года назад +20

      @@STE7ENFOSTER are you the person who wrote the script for this dub? That’s pretty cool if so. I bet it was so fun messing around with this and getting paid for it

  • @demonfox3128
    @demonfox3128 3 года назад +1827

    The OG abridged series.

    • @theheneral2318
      @theheneral2318 3 года назад +61

      and remains as the posterboy of it

  • @kyrabrown6529
    @kyrabrown6529 3 года назад +1878

    5:23 this my favorite scene ever and still will be and I still understand what she meant and I have dyslexia

  • @RatedMforMeenie
    @RatedMforMeenie Год назад +55

    "It's like Rabbit Jonestown..." is a VERY underrated line

  • @Greenids
    @Greenids Год назад +371

    4:33 "Come rub my nipples" got me way to much
    i a m still laughing omg

  • @lululouisa2139
    @lululouisa2139 3 года назад +2179

    I feel like the voice actor that voiced the purple hair girl either search up the verses or made them up but her lines are so funny 🤣 like either she made them on the spot then that's talent

    • @GKAriell
      @GKAriell 3 года назад +384

      I’ve done so many searches like she was either researching or raised in a Bible Belt. They’re all real and it kills me 😂😂😂

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 2 года назад +410

      i had my Bible there the whole time. I'm actually a Christian and I had to look up the verses, I couldn't remember how they went exactly. And HERE'S a fun bit of Ghost Stories trivia. In one scene I told Monica to say the Lord's prayer and she just looked at me. "What?" She started laughing and said, "I don't know the Lord's prayer!" Then my engineer said, "Aren't you Catholic?" and we all lost it.

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 2 года назад +84

      @@STE7ENFOSTER HOLY SHADE ON CHRISTIAN SLATER’S CAREER, ARE YOU *THE* STEVEN FOSTER OF ADV?!?! 😱

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 2 года назад +90

      @@CNWhatImSaiyan Ahahahahaha! Right? In my fantasies, I give GS credit for his career resurgence. but I'm PRETTY sure he's got sam esmail to thank for that.

    • @red5158077
      @red5158077 2 года назад +28

      Monica Rial. Stocking from Panty and Stocking and Bulma from Dragon Ball and a bunch of other anime.

  • @bradlee5874
    @bradlee5874 3 года назад +1824

    8:33 "It only gets worse when you get older"
    Damn. Shots fired. And so true.

    • @kyolovers
      @kyolovers 3 года назад +34

      Literally just had this conversation with a customer yesterday 🤣

    • @grovercleavland2698
      @grovercleavland2698 2 года назад +10

      I hate to admit it but I laughed at that scene.

    • @mrpopcorn25
      @mrpopcorn25 2 года назад +24

      dude that entire scene had me crying, which was bad bc I was watching it in the middle of the night

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 Год назад +5

      @@mrpopcorn25THIS. THIS IS ME. RIGHT NOW

    • @IrishShadow7
      @IrishShadow7 Год назад +10

      Dang that child must have had taco bell

  • @doctorh.m.l4727
    @doctorh.m.l4727 3 года назад +912

    "My homies are trying to break down this door..... like angry Avon ladies" LMAO I JUST LOST IY THERE!

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 Год назад +7

      I don't get it, what is Avon? I tried to look it up but all its showing is a bicycle brand and a makeup brand.

    • @FlawedPefection
      @FlawedPefection Год назад +34

      @@RandomSwiftie13 ladies who sell Avon are stereotypically pushy

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri Год назад +16

      @@FlawedPefection isn’t it an MLM?

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 Год назад +15

      @@Muhluri yup it was, before MLMs became mainstream.

  • @jinh605
    @jinh605 Год назад +230

    9:45 has aged INSANELY well

    • @goncaloferreira8543
      @goncaloferreira8543 Год назад +2

      Like fine milk lmao

    • @BezoRazo
      @BezoRazo Год назад +7

      The molesting priest trope is outdated, whereas drag queen offenses abound.

    • @adamushu
      @adamushu 7 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@BezoRazo Nah its still mostly priests.

    • @thedarkestsoulva9204
      @thedarkestsoulva9204 3 месяца назад +1

      I think it’s a bit a both, considering today’s…..eh, questionable social politics and allegations……god I hope I’m wrong 😭

    • @jisooturtlerabbitkim7683
      @jisooturtlerabbitkim7683 3 месяца назад +8

      @@BezoRazoHate to break it to you, it's still priests😬

  • @jacobthehollow
    @jacobthehollow 2 года назад +444

    My girlfriend and I finally took this plunge, we had a whole weekend with nothing to do so we got drunk and binged this, and it was one of the most fun weekends we've ever had together. If you're of legal drinking age, I recommend having a few with your friends and making a game of it.

    • @briannawilliams1300
      @briannawilliams1300 Год назад +24

      Every time keichurou cries you take a shot

    • @yoshaanimation3192
      @yoshaanimation3192 8 месяцев назад +1

      Where did you find the episodes past season one?

    • @GrizzO12
      @GrizzO12 4 месяца назад +2

      @@yoshaanimation3192 there was only 1 season

    • @SirLightfire
      @SirLightfire 2 месяца назад +1

      @@yoshaanimation3192 i can't imagine how this got greenlit, much less a second season

  • @DarjeelingEnjoyer
    @DarjeelingEnjoyer 2 года назад +827

    0:51 Underrated and one of my favorite moments of the dub. I love how they (I'm assuming that's what Satsuki is referring to) make fun of the weird glitch that happens to her face for no reason.
    "wow convulsion that was weird"

    • @doujinloverXD
      @doujinloverXD Год назад +29

      Shame it didn't happen more often they could have made an epileptic joke.

  • @clairemacdonald5329
    @clairemacdonald5329 3 года назад +550

    "Oh wait you're dyslexic. Done your yet homework have you? You I'm answer, hey talking me too" HAHAHHA

  • @gwish222
    @gwish222 3 года назад +797

    This anime doesn't even need bloopers lol

    • @aashycoconut
      @aashycoconut 3 года назад +92

      The bloopers would just be a bunch of laughing

    • @gwish222
      @gwish222 3 года назад +19

      @@aashycoconut agreed lol

  • @briannawilliams1300
    @briannawilliams1300 Год назад +135

    "What a gifted seamstress, I hope you're not a homosexual!" MOMOKO PLEASE 💀💀

    • @FireMewMew
      @FireMewMew 7 месяцев назад +5

      As a girl who’s an atheist and is also bi, I find Momoko’s lines hilarious

  • @RoyalAspects
    @RoyalAspects Год назад +104

    “L-Lord….is that you?”
    “Yes,it is….nahhhhh I’m just kidding”
    Dead😂😂😂

    • @fiveseven15
      @fiveseven15 6 месяцев назад +1

      It was william knifeman…ahhooo

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 месяцев назад +1

      So was she. Their DEAD mother.

  • @spencerthompson
    @spencerthompson 3 года назад +599

    "Getcho crackhead ass into some rehab. I ain't got time fo this bullshit!"
    The fact that this is the actual dub is the greatest thing ever.

  • @KKFilms-pq4xi
    @KKFilms-pq4xi 3 года назад +934

    The lead up to “BAM” starting at 2:41 is too good! 🤣

    • @nakyum69
      @nakyum69 2 года назад +40

      I died laughing

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 3 месяца назад +4

      Late reply but the ‘BAM!’ voice always reminded me of Will Ferrell doing his Harry Caray impression on SNL. Hilarious 😂

  • @peachypufff
    @peachypufff 3 года назад +1698

    “Did the crips beat you up and take yours too?”
    AINT THAT A GANG LMFAO- THE BLUE ONE? I- POOR THING

  • @ckarls8508
    @ckarls8508 Год назад +345

    10:35 this will forever be my favorite crack moment from this dub. I laugh every time.

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER Год назад +21

      OHMYGOD. Is it because of the patchouli/lesbian connect? Because if that's what you meant, you are my HERO. 30 years ago when I came out and I dove into the gay community, I'd come away from EVERY function or party or rally and go, "WTF is up with the lesbians and the patchouli???"

    • @ckarls8508
      @ckarls8508 Год назад

      @@STE7ENFOSTER no its because its so random, also I'm talking more about the Da Vinci being a big fat dick part. If this comment offends you then why did you click on this video. Ghost stories is obviously offensive.

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER Год назад +7

      @@ckarls8508 If the offended thing is aimed at me, you have nothing to worry about. But to answer your question, I just came up with the art part first (paint/quick) and as soon as I said that, I knew dick was def gonna be line #2. Big and fat, just because it fit the flaps. This is one of the most hilarious sentences I've ever typed. lol
      And the random of patchouli wasn't so random, I was just playing off the visual of him recoiling from the smudge stick. I've never known patchouli is in smudge sticks, but to me they're a step away from incense and crystal/new age land, two things that remind me of patchouli, which I think smells awful.
      Basically the daVinci ghost was given my taste.
      Vic, by the way, did such a great job. I gave him NO direction and he said that "What an apostle" line EXACTLY how I heard it in my head and I was thrilled because I just thought it was so funny (and obvious that it sounded so much like asshole). I know that sounds conceited, but I was just so proud of figuring the similarity of those two words because, to be honest, I'm not that bright. lol
      Thank you for your ? and I hope I answered it better this time!
      love ya, CK

    • @ckarls8508
      @ckarls8508 Год назад +6

      @@STE7ENFOSTER Sorry, you just sounded to sarcastic to me in your first comment. You can never tell on the internet.

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER Год назад +6

      @@ckarls8508 You're so right. I tell you the guy who's going to finally find a way where sarcasm actually reads in a text will be a bazillionaire

  • @boiwut
    @boiwut Год назад +164

    12:17 ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY TEARS LORD

  • @JoeyLamontagne
    @JoeyLamontagne 3 года назад +800

    9:01 - “What a tarty little outfit”. That’s rich coming from Miss Bobbi Matsuwantsme I mean Matsushima

  • @BrokenHedgehog
    @BrokenHedgehog 3 года назад +568

    Arm the rabbits with guns? Somewhere, Reisen is giving a HUGE thumbs up.

  • @xarzey4891
    @xarzey4891 3 года назад +2271

    2:34 "Oh what a gifted seamstress! I hope you're not a homosexual."
    "Bet you, I can act and sew so obviously I'm gay"
    The next clip: "Disgusting, really.."

  • @axelf9947
    @axelf9947 2 года назад +132

    The voice actors were all having the absolute time of their lives while recording for this and it shows 😂 i love that for them

  • @RubyzRandom
    @RubyzRandom 2 года назад +47

    5:26 "Done your yet homework have? You? You i'm answer hate talking me too." KILLED ME😭

  • @universalpedagogue
    @universalpedagogue 3 года назад +875

    10:52
    🔔 "Order up! Just kidding."
    "My daughter's dead, and you're making food jokes?"
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey7379 3 года назад +326

    "Who are tweedle-dum and tweedle-dork?"
    "THE MEEK SHALL INHER- _I have no fucking idea"_

  • @paullester3160
    @paullester3160  3 года назад +682

    *NOW I'M AT FOOT LOCKER*

    • @lo8410
      @lo8410 3 года назад +11

      What cartoon is this? This is hilarious

    • @paullester3160
      @paullester3160  3 года назад +35

      @@lo8410 ghost stories english dub

    • @miracaaahalane
      @miracaaahalane 3 года назад +8

      @@lo8410 it’s an anime called Ghost Stories English dub

    • @WhatTheDogDoin0493
      @WhatTheDogDoin0493 3 года назад +3

      Anime

    • @galaxy.11037
      @galaxy.11037 3 года назад +7

      @@lo8410 c-cartoon?😟

  • @kadeshadow5236
    @kadeshadow5236 Год назад +43

    I love how this dub fires indiscriminately into the crowd so to speak, really brings this together lol 😂

  • @ed4557
    @ed4557 Год назад +53

    8:27 with generic fart sound effects killed me

  • @Grimmmleigh
    @Grimmmleigh 3 года назад +319

    8:25 i lost my shit at how low quality the sound effects were and how sudden they are

    • @xcepai
      @xcepai 3 года назад +4

      Sameee💀

    • @smky757
      @smky757 3 года назад +63

      ÆUGAHWHEH… THERES NO PAPER…

    • @astrobabeyyy
      @astrobabeyyy 2 года назад +5

      WHAT ?!

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 Год назад +10

      So did Keichirou...

    • @yawbyss981
      @yawbyss981 6 месяцев назад +2

      You lost your what?

  • @DanniShelton
    @DanniShelton 2 года назад +269

    8:25 I feel so stupid for laughing at fart noises and that weird noise Kechiiro makes 🤣🤣

    • @Wonka1776
      @Wonka1776 11 месяцев назад +5

      There's no paper😂😂😂

  • @dopeynhappy
    @dopeynhappy 3 года назад +380

    My favorite part is when Satsuki called Kechiiro downstairs and he's like "What!?" And she's like "Don't 'what' me when I call you, you say 'Yes Ma'am'!" 🤣👌

    • @GWYT2003
      @GWYT2003 Год назад +27

      “God, You’re such a bitch.”
      “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!”
      “I have an itch?”

    • @midknightmiddleman5887
      @midknightmiddleman5887 Год назад +1

      @@GWYT2003 😂😂😂

  • @JerichoDaemon
    @JerichoDaemon 2 года назад +312

    I've been busting out laughing throughout but 5:22 had me choking on my smoke.

  • @LSDnSideBurns
    @LSDnSideBurns Год назад +15

    “…I’m going fuckin’ CRAZY”
    😂😂😂

  • @crispychips7161
    @crispychips7161 3 года назад +745

    weebs: "sub is better than dub"
    me (an intellectual) :

    • @aashycoconut
      @aashycoconut 3 года назад +7

      FRRR

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 2 года назад +22

      The original was so bad and failed so hard that they salvaged this trope ridden animé crap into something actually funny and interesting :)

    • @lanceducusin4696
      @lanceducusin4696 2 года назад +15

      @@theblackbaron4119 the original is boring AF

    • @kidsworldrose4847
      @kidsworldrose4847 2 года назад +2

      @@lanceducusin4696 hey we meet again tf

    • @lanceducusin4696
      @lanceducusin4696 2 года назад

      @@kidsworldrose4847 omg hi!

  • @inactiveaccount7304
    @inactiveaccount7304 3 года назад +443

    6:08
    *🎶one pill makes you larger🎶*

    • @rae9977
      @rae9977 3 года назад +15

      IT CONFUSES ME SO MUCH PLEASEW DKWHDKWJSKS

    • @2diefor
      @2diefor 3 года назад +5

      I thought it was a Isaac reference

    • @febrizey
      @febrizey 3 года назад +22

      @@rae9977 its from a song called White Rabbit

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 3 года назад +2

      @@febrizey Recently regained popularity thanks to the first trailer of The Matrix Resurrections🦆

    • @stitchcorpuse2161
      @stitchcorpuse2161 2 месяца назад

      White rabbit by Jefferson airplane

  • @solsplaylistchannel8067
    @solsplaylistchannel8067 2 года назад +603

    8:18 I'M CRYING ACTUAL TEARS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN WEEKS

    • @MultiLimpet
      @MultiLimpet Год назад +2

      Watch the entire full series

    • @jaeminok8544
      @jaeminok8544 Год назад +1

      ​@@MultiLimpet is it scary? (tho it doesn't seem like it)

    • @itachimistress
      @itachimistress Год назад +8

      ​@@jaeminok8544late reply, but nah. It's hilarious

  • @SwiftyShawn
    @SwiftyShawn 2 года назад +85

    I love how the dubbed acknowledges it's a dub by not understanding that Japanese sign

    • @ShadeStormXD
      @ShadeStormXD Год назад +19

      but at least he reads barricade

  • @ushijimawakatoshi2106
    @ushijimawakatoshi2106 8 месяцев назад +10

    "Why dont the three of you get a room"
    "Huhh?..... yeaHehe......"

  • @Un_prønøunceable
    @Un_prønøunceable 3 года назад +455

    5:05
    That villain laugh was really good tho Ngl

  • @comfyelleyt8950
    @comfyelleyt8950 3 года назад +241

    4:17 was almost wholesome😭

    • @Heavensira50
      @Heavensira50 2 года назад +11

      Right!? I saw dark cloud and was "Whoa" then everything went downhill 😬

    • @crabking9223
      @crabking9223 Год назад

      @@Heavensira50 dark cloud?

    • @KabukiKing
      @KabukiKing Год назад +5

      @@crabking9223 It's the game that was on the TV, it was Level-5's debut video game. I played through it on my channel and it's very good!

  • @operationkilled
    @operationkilled 3 года назад +139

    9:31 Dad has important priorities and he ain't gonna miss it...

  • @purple_clouds3797
    @purple_clouds3797 2 года назад +83

    "Lord, reveal your salvation since I am your favourite among these heathens"
    That's it!! The girl with lilac hair is my favourite. What took me so long to find this anime??!! I am definitely watching this as soon as I can; and for once in a lifetime, I am watching the dub.

  • @nyxvernon
    @nyxvernon 2 года назад +46

    "He is slow, mentally and physically" GN LMAO

  • @gomihiro
    @gomihiro 3 года назад +164

    The fact that they Mentioned 'Hanako-kun the bathroom ghost ' 😂👐✨

    • @MyidolGwen
      @MyidolGwen 3 года назад +18

      that must be a real thing bc ive heard this ghost story mentioned before on an episode of scream queens, something about two different colored toilet paper and choosing the wrong one = death or something

    • @homicidalfruitcake
      @homicidalfruitcake 2 года назад +14

      @@MyidolGwen it is a real legend lol

    • @ckarls8508
      @ckarls8508 Год назад +14

      Because its an actual urban Japanese legend and this is a show about ghosts...

    • @kazuha3470
      @kazuha3470 Год назад +3

      ​@@MyidolGwen The one you are referring is Aka Manto

    • @starpeep5769
      @starpeep5769 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@homicidalfruitcakeexactly

  • @denji-kun19
    @denji-kun19 3 года назад +265

    14:12 lmao " if your gonna stand behind me stand closer so I can feel it ....and they wonder why I like black men " 😂😂🤣🤣💀

  • @PanfuSerenity
    @PanfuSerenity 3 года назад +345

    The cat's face at 2:10 is pure gold.

  • @LeUberTroll
    @LeUberTroll 2 года назад +53

    the VA's have no business being this funny and entertaining

  • @callakracker
    @callakracker Год назад +35

    "Slutski-I mean Satsuki." Hahahahaha

  • @whatafreakinusername
    @whatafreakinusername 2 года назад +86

    0:52 "Whoa, convulsion! That was weird. Okay, I'm sorry, what are you saying?"

  • @firefistace8827
    @firefistace8827 3 года назад +439

    10:50 KILLS ME

  • @alechome8021
    @alechome8021 3 года назад +77

    “These aren’t your normal apartments, kids, these are the projects, of the Haunted Hood. You feel me? *Bitches!”*

    • @purrrrrrrple
      @purrrrrrrple 4 месяца назад

      So that's where the minorities live!

  • @Faulk425
    @Faulk425 Год назад +11

    Love how things from the original are nonchalantly explained in the dub, like her shouting "convulsion!"

  • @bryleeseaux2944
    @bryleeseaux2944 2 года назад +123

    9:51-10:21 should not be funny but I can't stop laughing at it 😂 It is definitely because of the way they say "goddamn" lol🤣

  • @brand_new_oopV2
    @brand_new_oopV2 3 года назад +634

    12:11 has me dead 😂💀🤚🏾

  • @Pieslullaby
    @Pieslullaby 3 года назад +187

    "My mirror homies are trying to knock down the front door" NOT HIS HOME BOYS

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 2 года назад +14

      And more terrifying, like angry Avon ladies. Lord have mercy on them!

  • @morugofuzuoku2369
    @morugofuzuoku2369 3 года назад +304

    This crap never gets old

  • @matyera2508
    @matyera2508 2 года назад +81

    Someone’s finally talking about 1:06. That really cracked me up.

  • @animenerdling
    @animenerdling 11 месяцев назад +15

    The fact that this is the actual dub 💀😭

  • @Miasplaning
    @Miasplaning 3 года назад +236

    This show is still in my top 3 animes 🤣

  • @louisknights3246
    @louisknights3246 3 года назад +177

    2:53 BAAAAAM

  • @itsmetherat7689
    @itsmetherat7689 3 года назад +92

    The *ding* and "order up! 😀" Is funnier than it should be

  • @lordvecna8837
    @lordvecna8837 Год назад +42

    9:30 Bro, that is legit some of the funniest shit I've seen in ages.

    • @Calico.7
      @Calico.7 6 месяцев назад

      Oh dear god

  • @Caitlyngrin
    @Caitlyngrin Год назад +20

    8:26 AIN'T NO WAY THIS IS ACTUALLY CANON