Dunkey, let me be real with you, if you played kingdom hearts 2.9 IV super ultra instinct final remix 5.3: the search of the 7 kingdom dragon cubes 69.6 high-end turbo deluxe edition for the xbox 360 featuring not only the funky Kong mode but also the BEEG yoshi mode, this game would make the 300 jack sparrow crabs mission way more sense because in the game that I mentioned, the 300 crabs are the remnants of master chief and jack sparrow needed them to bring him back to stop dark jimmy Kimmel from making the deadly blumpf bomb which will summon the resurrected diamond frieza which is a setup for kingdom hearts 3.5 super deluxe killer kombo breaker turbocharged remix 1337.420 ultra collector's edition for the playstation 4 pro.
Ah, I see you’ve watched the kingdom hearts 4: be careful what you wish for edition’s 2nd credits ending that explains the tom clancy cameo which only appears during the 4th toy story cutscene of kingdom farts: brraaap edition if you use microsoft paint to draw a nether portal into yoda’s green colon
The only good moment plot-wise was when Woody just roasted Young Xehanort and flat-out said he doesn't care about his overly-convoluted anime bullshit.
@@MatthewCJoy he says in the video his problem with the game IS that it just repeats what happened in the other games and Sora acts like he has no clue what he’s doing when he just went through a whole saga of it. He’s obviously played all the games when his problem is the game literally just reiterates what the player already knows
The story, the damn gummi ship controls, those obnoxious theme park attacks, so much of this game was so unfun. But y'know, I really enjoyed the toy story level!
@@MatthewCJoy The problem isn't that, I know the story of almost every spin off game of the franchise and KH3 is still a convoluted and boring experience. And it really doesn't makes sense that of "necessary to play all the other games to enjoy" that's just a cheap excuse for a mediocre plot. You could play KH2 without playing CoM or 358/2 days or even BBS and still enjoy and understand everything that the game offers.
Csanád Csuvarszki Indeed. Though for different reasons depending on what you came for. Even if you liked it, you’ll have to deal with the hurt of waiting for the next game.
@@-JaggedGrace- I had the same reaction to the game. But the thing is, they ruined the franchise years ago, when they started dumping the actual plot in the extra convoluted side games. It just wasn't apparent to me (and others that didn't play the "side" games) until we got to the mess that was kingdom hearts 3.
@@Svefngengill I never really saw them as side games... well, except for Re: Coded. I was excited for all of them, and I was super into the story for each one. Again excepting Re: Coded. Though I probably should have seen the sudden third-act introduction of time travel with extremely vague rules as a red flag in DDD. "Cannot change events that are destined to happen" sounds like either you can change nothing at all, or the writers get to pick and choose what you can't change at their whim, which is just lazy. But I still think Birth By Sleep, 358/2 Days, and Chain of Memories had me invested in each cutscene and dialogue exchange, and also kept me entertained with their gameplay. They're full quality games in my book.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT I THOUGHT HOW CAN U BE THIS BAD AT VOICING MICKEY and something seems a little off with Donald's voice :/
I don't know which game was more overhyped and ended up shitty in the time it took to be released, Duke Nuke-em or Kingdom Hearts 3, both took over a decade to get made, and both turned out boring, easier and shittier versions of themselves.
@@hydra_lisk hurt is just a concept from re:coded that only mattered at the end of dream drop distance and then didn't matter in 3. basically hurt is specifically emotional suffering on the level that breaks hearts.
The first game was the only one that was able to incorporate the Disney and anime elements In an organic way. In the rest of the games, The Disney worlds have nothing to do with the plot
Not really though, the first game works best cause the plot is the most simple: Sora wants to save the universe or whatever and find his friends Kairi and Riku. After that they started making everything totally convoluted.
I could never get into kingdom hearts. When goofy is talking about the fucking anime heart of super friendship replica power, i know something is wrong.
Im gonna be honest, Ive seen a lets play from a person who was a huge fan of kingdom hearts and was extremely excited for this game, I saw how it went from enthusiasm and excitement to just flat out depression, and that lets play was never finished.
@@luminosity01 I'm so happy that under this video I find people who are thinking the same as me of this game. Its terrible. I waited so long for soch a crap. But I see various other fans who think the game is great and try to defend it, its hilarious. (Been a KH fan for the past 20 years, even when the sidegames (besides 1 and 2) were not that great either, i still loved it somehow, but kh3 is just a dissapointing mess.)
I love how the heavy expository dialogue was given to the Disney characters with the (literally) goofiest voices while the anime characters just grunt half the time...
I usually played KH for the disney villain fights + final fantasy cameos. This game had none. I couldn't care less about the edgelord OCs they created for the game. This game is like playing a poorly written fanfic.
@@MatthewCJoy I was a fan of the concept and combat of KH, but the terrible dialogues and edgy characters didn't really do it for me no. Kh 1 and 2 were tolerable, but 3 is just too much, I couldn't handle it
I tried. I really tried. I tried tried and triiiieeed. I read everything; every note, data entry and piece of dialog, trying to memorize it all. I thought I was understanding the story... the evil and not-so-evil groups... the clones and the data stuff... I thought I understood it all. But then came the line... "I'm the Ansem from an alternate universe." I threw my controller down.
I honestly don’t get it. I’m a big fan and I’ve never felt confused about the story (except for Dream Drop Distance) and I always understood everything just fine. I was even a dumb kid when I first played 2 where people claim the plot gets more complex and skipped Chain of Memories (a big mistake people make) and I still understood stuff just fine.
"There is no wit, no charm, just filler bullshit until you arrive at the story the developers wanted to tell....about anime characters hitting each other" Quite possibly the greatest thing Dunkey has ever said.
You know he’s right about Hades having a good voice acting performance. It’s amazing how James Woods always returns to his roll as Hades in every Disney reference.
@@randomness928 idk how else to say it but you’re just wrong. I’ve played KH2 more times than I’d like to admit, and there’s not anywhere near as many anime grunts as the rest of the games.
Don’t worry, After KH4 comes out with the boss baby world, we will finally understand what the secret ending of KH3 meant. We might even get a glimpse at KH5 the phantom pain, staring Sora’s new nobody, punished liquid Sora.
Wow Dunkeys being WAAAAAY too harsh. You can tell he clearly didn’t even unlock all the worlds. Once you collect all 300 crabs in pirates of the Caribbean then you unlock a new page to the Winnie the poo world that directly ties into the book from the beginning of Shrek and allows you to unlock the Dreamworks levels. It takes a while but the whole story starts to make sense when you get to Shark Tale world.
Square Enix main ingredient: _'everyone[with a brain] said storyline was the weakest and most asinine aspect of our Kingdom Heart's Franchise [and well everything post 2006]_ ; MORE STORYLINE, AND SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR THROATS ALL SLOW AND UNSKIPPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KH3 had...more storyline? What fucking game did you play? Its story was all of about two hours long, and nicely crammed all together at at the end of the game.
Jabroney 5:00 makes me bust a gut. "I can't remember." "Sounds like a good memory!" At this point I doubt that the writing and delivery there was on purpose or not. Weird writing tones if you ask me.
Damn. I’ve been away from KH for a while, and I’ve really enjoyed the gameplay do them. I know the story has always been corny and bad, with horrendous dialogue, but I genuinely like the gameplay. Last month I bought the games I hadn’t played. I’m finishing 358/2 days, and plan of finishing DDD (I fucking hate it so far. Gameplay is ass), 2.8 (I honestly love the gameplay) and then play 3. Should I even bother playing 3? Is it really that bad or was the gameplay enjoyable at least
Years passed and i am still pissed about kh3. It feels that it has no heartfelt moments with disney characters instead they just act as check boxes. The toy story and monster e co world were such example of these and it disappointed me so much. The winnie the pooh world was left as a minigame world meanwhile back in the days simply Sora interacting with Pooh would made your heart melt. Don t get me wrong, it IS BEAUTIFUL VISUALLY and is fluid gameplay wise but simply there were no emotional attachments with the disney characters cause they didn't exist or had no personality.
You didn't even mention the fact that half of the most charismatic characters don't say a word because they couldn't get the VAs for them so instead they just awkwardly stand there.
TheGallantRayku That doesn't explain the others who weren't voiced. Such as Auleus and Dilan. There are other ways to bring up Phil without lettting him show up and say nothing. There is no excuse for Bad writing.
I've been a huge fan of kingdom hearts since the beginning, and maybe it's just because I grew up but this game was such an incomprehensible mess of contrivances and half hearted story telling that it genuinely made me sad
The story started pretty nice and simple, you were just a kid trying to find your friends. But after the sequel (the one from the GBA) the darkness and heart stuff got on crack...
Still love the game while loving these angry comments. I guess I exist in a perpetual state of contradiction in my relationship with this amazingly weird game.
But in Kingdom Hearts 3.8 Final Remix they'll reveal that the story of KH3 was just an elaborate dream sequence had by Tigger so this review will be rendered meaningless.
What about Kingdom Hearts 3.9 remastered final chapter remix final master edition? Kingdom hearts games are like students in the audio industry naming their files.
@@someguy9970 I can’t really think of any plot holes in the story but yeah they really went out of their way to make it as confusing to learn as possible
And not only that, but it has some legitimate lessons you can take away from the games like how life doesn't get easier, but you get better. Or how failure can be a tool to growth if you don't give up. Kingdom Hearts is literally just convoluted for the sake of being convoluted, which is one of the WORST things a story can be. Also, Elden Ring is gonna be awesome.
Rest of the video aside, that montage at the beginning set to that simple and clean remix is really good editing by Dunk! A nice tribute to the past decade of video games, and you have to admit even if the games aren't your thing that song is really hype
Everyone: scared and ready fight Donal le duc: *This is fine, hey this maybe a good spot to find ingredients while we you know, get through this dark and unsafe event we’ve gotten ourselves pulled into*
I was so freaking pumped for when this game was going to release. I remember waiting years and years for it to come out and bought it first day only to not even be able to stomach it for more than a few hours. I wasn't sure if I just got older and the dialogue felt more awful than I could remember but this was definitely a big upset for me.
Winnie the Pooh: Sora, my tumbly is awfully rumbly...do you think- Sora: Find you some Honey? Winnie: Xemnas reached into my tumbly and released the darkness that has been eating my core to this day, please use your keyblade to fight the heartless making the rumblies? Sora: ..... Goofy: I understand completely, It was a Test! 7 years ago...
That 30 second intro is as good as anything you've ever done. So much joy and nostalgia seeing these games which I mostly played except for a few got me pretty emotional
The kitchen where a literal rat infests people's hair and makes them move around like some kind of Puppetmaster. I mean, that's probably not a place you'd want to go looking around for ingredients.
Especially when all the minigames except the Gummi ship are used once and never again, but they're just hard/specific enough that you have to understand them to beat them.
Remember when KH was about looking for your lost friends travelling between worlds while you fought the spread of the heartless? Every world was a "Kingdom". And you needed to save the hearts of the people using your magic key. "Kingdom Hearts" How something so simple became such a shitshow?
Also there is like 6 ansems, 3 rikus, 4 soras. Everyone is some one else but looks like other guy but is actually his heartless/nobody/is posesd be/has part of his heart or memories/is a time traveled younger version / evil counter part/inperfect clone of some other character. Its fucking dumb. Xion is an inperfect copy of Roxas with Soras memories that looks like Kairi. How writes this shit.
"Kingdom hearts 3 is one of the biggest glumbberfucks I've ever witnessed. Never have I seen so much hard put into a product so astonishingly bad" is by far the best criticism I have ever heard.
because it was made in japanese and the dialogue timing isn't going to be the same, try watching dubbed anime and they always seem to add in extra filler words to stretch out and match the mouth flaps
@@Laughing_Chinaman i get what you're saying, but that's not the same thing as pauses between dialogue. You could easily edit dialogue to be closer together.
Игры
I think people are overreacting saying how bad the story is it's actually pretty simple Donald just wants to find some ingredients
Ahh. Now i get it
they had us in the first half not gon lie
Ow, that seems an interesting story.
Donald should have asked Chip & Dale where to find the ingredients.
10/10
Right? People are so dumb....
I am a:
Boy
Girl
✔️Donald Duck
Looking for a:
Boyfriend
Girlfriend
✔️Good spot to find some ingredients
Ignis would like to meet up
The peak of comedy
No joke I laughed until I cried. My eyes are blurry as I type this and I need to wipe the tears from my phone
Gorsh
Well I'm just a Carbon-based-lifeform
Maybe the real Kingdom Hearts was the ingredients we found along the way
Lol underrated
OMG 😂😂😂. Comment of the year!
Lmao
and we have a winner
LMAOOO
Guys. Kingdom Hearts 3 was *_just a test to see if our data version was ready to face the hurt that we carry inside._*
*Now we do **_know_** hurt.*
That makes more sense than it should
Ok, but facts! 💯
ok had a good laugh lol
What is this, Metal Gear Solid 2? Lmao
You can’t handle all the hurt!
Yes I can
No you can’t
Yes I can
No you cant
Dunkey, let me be real with you, if you played kingdom hearts 2.9 IV super ultra instinct final remix 5.3: the search of the 7 kingdom dragon cubes 69.6 high-end turbo deluxe edition for the xbox 360 featuring not only the funky Kong mode but also the BEEG yoshi mode, this game would make the 300 jack sparrow crabs mission way more sense because in the game that I mentioned, the 300 crabs are the remnants of master chief and jack sparrow needed them to bring him back to stop dark jimmy Kimmel from making the deadly blumpf bomb which will summon the resurrected diamond frieza which is a setup for kingdom hearts 3.5 super deluxe killer kombo breaker turbocharged remix 1337.420 ultra collector's edition for the playstation 4 pro.
Oh. Now it makes sense!
Bro wait until you play the HD version
Ah, I see you’ve watched the kingdom hearts 4: be careful what you wish for edition’s 2nd credits ending that explains the tom clancy cameo which only appears during the 4th toy story cutscene of kingdom farts: brraaap edition if you use microsoft paint to draw a nether portal into yoda’s green colon
EXACTLY!!! I mean jeeze. It really can't get any more self explanatory.
Underrated comment.
“I do know hurt.”
- Kingdom Hearts, 2002 - 2019
That grammar may be a good spot to find some ingredients.
@@jetster4117 grammar*
people die when they are killed
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right
@@milesbbop9563 Good point. I always felt the first two were actually interesting yet not a clusterf**k
The only good moment plot-wise was when Woody just roasted Young Xehanort and flat-out said he doesn't care about his overly-convoluted anime bullshit.
Also when Sulley fucking destroyed Vanitas by scaring him and throwing him into a portal. I laughed at that.
@@MatthewCJoy he says in the video his problem with the game IS that it just repeats what happened in the other games and Sora acts like he has no clue what he’s doing when he just went through a whole saga of it. He’s obviously played all the games when his problem is the game literally just reiterates what the player already knows
The story, the damn gummi ship controls, those obnoxious theme park attacks, so much of this game was so unfun. But y'know, I really enjoyed the toy story level!
based woody
@@MatthewCJoy The problem isn't that, I know the story of almost every spin off game of the franchise and KH3 is still a convoluted and boring experience. And it really doesn't makes sense that of "necessary to play all the other games to enjoy" that's just a cheap excuse for a mediocre plot. You could play KH2 without playing CoM or 358/2 days or even BBS and still enjoy and understand everything that the game offers.
“Oh, that’s right. You’re from a video game.”
damn buzz
in toy story buzz has huge problems with the fact of being from a commercial, being a toy
YOU! ARE! A! **video game character**
It’s why he’s allowed to be in Smash.
Jeez. That was sick.
idk why that part had me laughing so hard
*The game doesn't really make you feel like batman.*
0/10
*outta 5
Big nut 🥜
I was your 999th like. I demand compensation.
Especially egregious, since now that Disney owns Marvel, they could at LEAST make you feel like Spiderman instead.
0/10 Too much water
This game really makes you know hurt.
I do know hurt
(laughs in dunkey's voice)
and hurt is forever in our "data"
man, does Nomura think humans are robots?
I award you a 7 out of 10 for a good comment
Csanád Csuvarszki Indeed. Though for different reasons depending on what you came for. Even if you liked it, you’ll have to deal with the hurt of waiting for the next game.
Notice how few jokes Dunkey makes in between criticism. This is his angriest review yet
Well fucking deserved, too. Broke all investment I had in the series, which was not insignificant.
The dialogue is meant to be the comedy of the video
@@-JaggedGrace- I only care about Disney & gameplay lol
@@-JaggedGrace- I had the same reaction to the game. But the thing is, they ruined the franchise years ago, when they started dumping the actual plot in the extra convoluted side games. It just wasn't apparent to me (and others that didn't play the "side" games) until we got to the mess that was kingdom hearts 3.
@@Svefngengill I never really saw them as side games... well, except for Re: Coded. I was excited for all of them, and I was super into the story for each one. Again excepting Re: Coded.
Though I probably should have seen the sudden third-act introduction of time travel with extremely vague rules as a red flag in DDD. "Cannot change events that are destined to happen" sounds like either you can change nothing at all, or the writers get to pick and choose what you can't change at their whim, which is just lazy.
But I still think Birth By Sleep, 358/2 Days, and Chain of Memories had me invested in each cutscene and dialogue exchange, and also kept me entertained with their gameplay. They're full quality games in my book.
the voice acting for mickey is horrendous
nico
amidst the sea that is this story, Mickey Mouse might be one of the few islands of solace.
The voice actor for Mickey Mouse went to my high school (LeRoy, Illinois).
OH GOD I KNOW
I heard it and was like barfing from my ears Jesus
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT I THOUGHT HOW CAN U BE THIS BAD AT VOICING MICKEY and something seems a little off with Donald's voice :/
I legit couldn't even tell that was supposed to be Mickey at first, it's so fucking awful
- I do know hurt
-Sounds like a good memory
Heres a comment
Mickey into BDSM confirmed.
This might be a good place to find some ingredients!
"I do know hurt"
- a sequel that took 10 years
I don't know which game was more overhyped and ended up shitty in the time it took to be released, Duke Nuke-em or Kingdom Hearts 3, both took over a decade to get made, and both turned out boring, easier and shittier versions of themselves.
It's supposed to be "i do know suffering" i believe, but the translator is braindead
@@El-Gato69 you are not psyching me up for bannerlord dude
Japan nope they do mean hurt, it was a plot point in one of the games
@@hydra_lisk hurt is just a concept from re:coded that only mattered at the end of dream drop distance and then didn't matter in 3. basically hurt is specifically emotional suffering on the level that breaks hearts.
The first game was the only one that was able to incorporate the Disney and anime elements In an organic way. In the rest of the games, The Disney worlds have nothing to do with the plot
@Michael Mathers 0
@Michael Mathers sorry, was a random mistyped reply on my phone while cleaning my screen haha, pay it no mind.
Not really though, the first game works best cause the plot is the most simple: Sora wants to save the universe or whatever and find his friends Kairi and Riku. After that they started making everything totally convoluted.
I thought the first game was a hot mess and utter clusterfuck even when it came out personally. >__>
the psp game was good too
I could never get into kingdom hearts. When goofy is talking about the fucking anime heart of super friendship replica power, i know something is wrong.
Well i would recommend you kingdom hearts 2, you would not rly understand the plot first, but it's okay, cause your character suffers from amnesia.
@@iragamagouri221 the whole concept doesn't appeal to me. I just don't get it i guess.
@@averypatrick5279 than play thenewest god of war atleast (when you didnt play it so far),
It was what kh3 should had been
@@iragamagouri221 what does god of war have to do with kingdom hearts?
@@averypatrick5279 nothing but it is a great game and does everything right, unlike kh3
*Enters strip club*
THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND SOME INGREDIENTS
South Park: Fractured ButWhole
*muffled underwater* this might be a good spot to find ingredients
goes to supermarket
Wobbly Yapper white ingredients
@@masquerobot2844 that scene had me fucking dying
*Enters hell.*
*"This might be a good spot to find some ingredients."*
Blingy Yeah, the guts from those who perished to Donald.
@@lvnxisaight they perished due to suicide since they were sick of hearing Donald say "This might be a good spot to find some ingredients".
LMAO!
That one got me.
And then Doom music plays and Donald Duck starts torturing his already-dead enemies
My party in D&D be like
Im gonna be honest, Ive seen a lets play from a person who was a huge fan of kingdom hearts and was extremely excited for this game, I saw how it went from enthusiasm and excitement to just flat out depression, and that lets play was never finished.
What's his name?
@@luminosity01 Alpharad
Yeah, the games building up to 3 were mostly solid but 3 was like what the fuck happened?
@@lewisjones9623 1,2 are the most solid, rest can go fuck itself
@@luminosity01 I'm so happy that under this video I find people who are thinking the same as me of this game. Its terrible. I waited so long for soch a crap. But I see various other fans who think the game is great and try to defend it, its hilarious. (Been a KH fan for the past 20 years, even when the sidegames (besides 1 and 2) were not that great either, i still loved it somehow, but kh3 is just a dissapointing mess.)
I love how the heavy expository dialogue was given to the Disney characters with the (literally) goofiest voices while the anime characters just grunt half the time...
Ughhh..
Not my proudest fap.
no knack in KH3 no reason to play
i hate people of coler
u rite
ok what's new?
sad truth :(
Yooo berd
"I do know hurt" - a 2019 game
He knows John Hurt!
@@breakingbacon658 Ah, so its referencing John hurt, not some low quality voice acting in 2019. Gotcha!
But did he hurt himself to see if he still feels?
@@passthesalt1617 he hurted himself so bad that his voice acting went to alright voice acting to resident evil 1 voice acting
@@wakewind4129 We're making fun of the writers, not the actors.
When I was a child a person broke in my house and strangled my parents infront of me as I was tied up to the wall
"Sounds like a good memory"
That sounds like a good place to look for ingredients!
I usually played KH for the disney villain fights + final fantasy cameos. This game had none. I couldn't care less about the edgelord OCs they created for the game.
This game is like playing a poorly written fanfic.
This makes too much sense when you put it that way. It really did feel like I was playing someone's fanfic
@@MatthewCJoy I was a fan of the concept and combat of KH, but the terrible dialogues and edgy characters didn't really do it for me no.
Kh 1 and 2 were tolerable, but 3 is just too much, I couldn't handle it
@@flarert8752 edgy?
That's edgy for you? Like this is tip of iceberg edgy
You forgot to say "badly thought out and done worse" along with "fanfic."
I tried.
I really tried.
I tried tried and triiiieeed.
I read everything; every note, data entry and piece of dialog, trying to memorize it all.
I thought I was understanding the story... the evil and not-so-evil groups... the clones and the data stuff... I thought I understood it all. But then came the line... "I'm the Ansem from an alternate universe."
I threw my controller down.
Og, you poor child.
Shh... Rest now child.
You’re a hero. Rest now fallen soldier.
I salute you
I honestly don’t get it. I’m a big fan and I’ve never felt confused about the story (except for Dream Drop Distance) and I always understood everything just fine. I was even a dumb kid when I first played 2 where people claim the plot gets more complex and skipped Chain of Memories (a big mistake people make) and I still understood stuff just fine.
"There is no wit, no charm, just filler bullshit until you arrive at the story the developers wanted to tell....about anime characters hitting each other"
Quite possibly the greatest thing Dunkey has ever said.
So any anime
@@nathanielgarza9198 ehhh, it can vary
What? From swords to swords attached to gun
@@nathanielgarza9198 Sometime's there's guns attached to swords
@@nathanielgarza9198 Someone only watches one type of anime
You know he’s right about Hades having a good voice acting performance. It’s amazing how James Woods always returns to his roll as Hades in every Disney reference.
Normal person: *sigh*
Kingdom Hearts Character: *ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang*
lol
But I swear it’s only in the games made by the Osaka team (everything after KH2FM). I hate what they did with the voice acting
@@Kizzainpleh I’ve played all of the games and I have no idea what youre talking about its all like this
@@randomness928 idk how else to say it but you’re just wrong. I’ve played KH2 more times than I’d like to admit, and there’s not anywhere near as many anime grunts as the rest of the games.
Oh dont worry i dont need that lung i just coughed up
Don’t worry, After KH4 comes out with the boss baby world, we will finally understand what the secret ending of KH3 meant.
We might even get a glimpse at KH5 the phantom pain, staring Sora’s new nobody, punished liquid Sora.
We'll all be dead by the time KH4 comes out, let alone KH5.
By the time KH4 is in developement, we are planning to rest in Mars or other living planets 😂
But when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?
No it will be KH5 : The Phantom HURT
I hate the fact that this is plausible for the KH universe...
The story is like the Filthy Frank lore but unironically
Disney couldn't quite master the chromosomal manipulation.
filthy frank lore is actually good
Filthy Frank lore actually makes sense.
zeromuste Cringe
Best comment ever
*Major Endgame Spoilers*
Goofy: "Donald, NO!"
Donald, with his last breaths: "This.. This....... This might be a good spot to find some ingredients"
“It doesn’t do anything particularly well, but it does a lot of things”
Wow Dunkeys being WAAAAAY too harsh. You can tell he clearly didn’t even unlock all the worlds. Once you collect all 300 crabs in pirates of the Caribbean then you unlock a new page to the Winnie the poo world that directly ties into the book from the beginning of Shrek and allows you to unlock the Dreamworks levels. It takes a while but the whole story starts to make sense when you get to Shark Tale world.
I never played this game, nor the previous ones, and I m not able to tell if your is sarcasm or real excitement
@@Serpico2406 lol it sarcasm but there's a bit of truth to it
@@Serpico2406 "dreamworks"
no one cares about Winnie The Poo....
Exactly!
Never in all my years of watching have I seen him give a 1 out of 5.
It surprise me so much rhe level of sincerity in Dunkey
Usually when he hates a game he just doesn't rate it
Im surprised he rated this lower than no mans buy
I know, it's brutal
wait till we get Knack 3
No Sephiroth fight in this, that's an easy 0/5 from me
The first 30 seconds of this video are an absolute masterpiece of nostalgia. Thank you for making this
that part legit almost brought me to tears and then right at the prizes info screen i lol'd
What's that song called?
@@waltonsimons3503 It's an instrumental version of simple and clean from kh1
30 seconds later i was ready to turn it off with the bad takes.
@@miguelmota5980 Did you find the ingredients?
This game really makes you feel like a good spot to find some ingredients
Square Enix main ingredient:
_'everyone[with a brain] said storyline was the weakest and most asinine aspect of our Kingdom Heart's Franchise [and well everything post 2006]_ ;
MORE STORYLINE, AND SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR THROATS ALL SLOW AND UNSKIPPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basically the “You must gather your party before venturing forth” of this gaming generation
The most funny comment I read.
Fuck this comment had me dying LOL
KH3 had...more storyline? What fucking game did you play? Its story was all of about two hours long, and nicely crammed all together at at the end of the game.
Me: my wife died.
Mickey: Sounds like a good memory :D
Might be a good spot to get some ingredients
Jabroney 5:00 makes me bust a gut. "I can't remember." "Sounds like a good memory!" At this point I doubt that the writing and delivery there was on purpose or not. Weird writing tones if you ask me.
i know hurt
Look Sora! A Lucky Emblem!
This might be a good spot to find some ingredients.
I love Kingdom Hearts and I’ve played every game. I see nothing wrong with this review
Good for you.
@@jaybomb5638 please don’t be mean to POC
@@ZaiDrizzleDrop I wasn’t lol
I'm playing the first Kinģdom Hearts for the first time: it is the most boring, clumsy and stupid game I have ever played
Same. I understood the plot perfectly but I can't fault anyone else for not getting it
Biggest disappointment is that we still haven't gotten to fight Master Pumbaa.
*Walks into an orphanage*
Donald Duck: tHis MiGhT bE a GoOd SpOt To FiNd SoMe iNgReDiEnTs
KalasWinglet spoilers
Organization 13 did took the advice
Shou Tucker?
Dat you?
>walks into a Planned Parenthood
*_*HOMUNCULUS INTENSIFIES_**
(walks into an ancient crypt/mausoleum)
Kingdom Hearts 3 really makes you FEEL like a good spot to find some ingredients
😂😂
Nice
I died when he even said it underwater but muffled lmao
I'm dead
This is the best RUclips comment ever
I remember being so excited to play this game then just dragging my feet through it. All I could think was how much I wanted the cutscenes to end.
Damn. I’ve been away from KH for a while, and I’ve really enjoyed the gameplay do them.
I know the story has always been corny and bad, with horrendous dialogue, but I genuinely like the gameplay.
Last month I bought the games I hadn’t played. I’m finishing 358/2 days, and plan of finishing DDD (I fucking hate it so far. Gameplay is ass), 2.8 (I honestly love the gameplay) and then play 3.
Should I even bother playing 3? Is it really that bad or was the gameplay enjoyable at least
Remember when there use to be Final Fantasy in kingdom hearts
@@psicopato2460 Yeah, there's Kingdom of Corona in KH3.
Yeah like in dream drop distance
"I do know hur- THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND SOME INGREDIENTS"
no patterz, no
Nice one!
No
"this might be a good spot to find some ingredients" *underwater*
I mean you can find ingredients underwater so...
There’s like 5-10 ingredients underwater, ya damn noob
Dark Dom Hey Reddit Guy I like ur stuff keep it up
ey, fish are tasty
HAHAHAHA I laughed way hard when I listened Donald underwater
Years passed and i am still pissed about kh3. It feels that it has no heartfelt moments with disney characters instead they just act as check boxes. The toy story and monster e co world were such example of these and it disappointed me so much. The winnie the pooh world was left as a minigame world meanwhile back in the days simply Sora interacting with Pooh would made your heart melt. Don t get me wrong, it IS BEAUTIFUL VISUALLY and is fluid gameplay wise but simply there were no emotional attachments with the disney characters cause they didn't exist or had no personality.
Damn even the characters sounded confused by what was happening the whole time.
You didn't even mention the fact that half of the most charismatic characters don't say a word because they couldn't get the VAs for them so instead they just awkwardly stand there.
I lost hope the minute I saw Phil.
Jarrod Hart-Norris Phil’s japanese VA died so they didnt have him voiced
TheGallantRayku That doesn't explain the others who weren't voiced. Such as Auleus and Dilan. There are other ways to bring up Phil without lettting him show up and say nothing. There is no excuse for Bad writing.
I doubt Dunkey would know or care.
@manifestation of Gudako's insanity but respect them enough to stall 5 years?
The game is 29.99$ now. And I bought it for full price. I am truly in darkness.
Kuroi Inazuma Same ;-;
Kuroi Inazuma not as good as KH1 or KH2
Just start tweeting from the shadow realm
Well how can anybody expect a game would fail so hard after waiting over a decade for it?
After I finished it, I refunded it ASAP for my 100 bucks back. Best decision of my life.
Dante enters the 9th ring of Hell, the frozen abyss called 'Treachery.' Virgil: "This might be a good spot to find some ingredients."
I've been a huge fan of kingdom hearts since the beginning, and maybe it's just because I grew up but this game was such an incomprehensible mess of contrivances and half hearted story telling that it genuinely made me sad
Nah, the story is shit. Cut all the game except for the last hour, and that's all there is.
The story started pretty nice and simple, you were just a kid trying to find your friends. But after the sequel (the one from the GBA) the darkness and heart stuff got on crack...
This might be a good spot to find some angry comments
After i saw the 1/5 i couldn't wait to read the comments
@dragon heaven when did we shit talk kingdom hearts
@dragon heaven who said they bought it?
Best comment I'm gonna find today
Still love the game while loving these angry comments. I guess I exist in a perpetual state of contradiction in my relationship with this amazingly weird game.
I saw beeg yoshi
yes
At around 0:58, right?
0:59
i heard sai from naruto shippuden.
Same
It’s really nice of them to add the ability to pause cutscenes so you can finish laughing.
😂😂
Kingdom Hearts III is the first ingredient type game
But in Kingdom Hearts 3.8 Final Remix they'll reveal that the story of KH3 was just an elaborate dream sequence had by Tigger so this review will be rendered meaningless.
Can't wait for 3.9999999 final chapter triple deluxe prologue prologue where sora comes back
Be as cynical as you want. You're still gonna buy it.
finally someone who gets it
What about Kingdom Hearts 3.9 remastered final chapter remix final master edition?
Kingdom hearts games are like students in the audio industry naming their files.
These types of jokes are so damn old and boring now. Move on already.
Honestly, square can only do one thing in kh 4 to redeem themselves:
Make mike wasowski fight sephiroth
XD Or get rid of osaka team the ones responsible for this mess and get the old team from kh1 and 2 back
Matthew Rowe well the entire point of KH3 was just to wrap shit up, so 4 is going to develop a new story that probably won’t be as shit as this was.
You do know that Mike Wazowski is as strong as god in KH,right?
I thought for sure you were gonna say "make mike wasowski FEEL like batman"
@@smushycows2334 dang. Wish I thought of that.
Tetsuya Nomura shouldnt be allowed to write a video game script, the guy is a hack
lmao i cant believe SE )
let him touch FF origin lmao
Dark Souls Story is more Coherent and most of it is in the damn Item Descriptions.
even without bingewatching vaadividia and reading all the item descriptions its easier to undestand than this shit
Lol and the Dark Souls story is full of plot holes and shit that doesn’t make sense.
Yet compared to this it might as well be Berserk.
@@someguy9970 I can’t really think of any plot holes in the story but yeah they really went out of their way to make it as confusing to learn as possible
And not only that, but it has some legitimate lessons you can take away from the games like how life doesn't get easier, but you get better. Or how failure can be a tool to growth if you don't give up. Kingdom Hearts is literally just convoluted for the sake of being convoluted, which is one of the WORST things a story can be. Also, Elden Ring is gonna be awesome.
I think the game was really just trying to be Bookworm Delux 3, but it didn't capture the engaging aspects of it at all.
You stole the worm dudes comment
Beef Stew probably said that before you
@@biggie-cheese2 who?
1,2K likes and 4 comments. OK.
@@idontlikelasagne7211 it's so epic
Y'all remember the Jimmy neutron, SpongeBob, Danny Phantom, Fairy odd parents crossover game for GameCube? I need a dunkview on that
Nicktoons unite was the name.
I beat that game in one day, it was really fun though
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I still have it! Never gonna play it again though
That game had potential to be spectacular but fell flat on it's face
Gloobs of doom right?
The best part about this game is the “hold up let him cook” meme with woody and sora.
I regret not playing the "spinoffs" becuase I would have realized sooner that Kingdom Hearts is no longer a series worth exploring
Honestly why even bother with the series after 2?
Ok ok, but what the fuck is going on with Mickey’s voice.
his old VA from kh2 died, theyre using a new one
@@GhosthOver9000 Well the new one is shit
he's matured.
@@user-rf7br8yb3l i like it much better.
UTSU lmaoooo what it’s gross
Replicas? Psycho Mantis? You're that ninja...
Ocean?
MeTaL gEaR?!?!?!
A Hind-D?
REVOLVER OCELOT
Baker?
Rest of the video aside, that montage at the beginning set to that simple and clean remix is really good editing by Dunk! A nice tribute to the past decade of video games, and you have to admit even if the games aren't your thing that song is really hype
I don’t understand why Sora from smash brothers needed his own game
This comments section looks like a good spot to find some ingredients
Oh yeah?
Raisin Bagels got ingredients in them brahh.
Sol Harv oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Ignis: *snaps* I’ve got it! NEW RECIPEEEE!
* Being sucked into a black hole's event horizon *
Dahnald: "This might be a good spot to find some ingredients "
I've discovered a new recipeh
This is the first comment I've ever read that made me burst into laughter. I had tears.
10/10
Everyone: scared and ready fight
Donal le duc: *This is fine, hey this maybe a good spot to find ingredients while we you know, get through this dark and unsafe event we’ve gotten ourselves pulled into*
he wouldn't be wrong though with that one...
I was so freaking pumped for when this game was going to release. I remember waiting years and years for it to come out and bought it first day only to not even be able to stomach it for more than a few hours. I wasn't sure if I just got older and the dialogue felt more awful than I could remember but this was definitely a big upset for me.
i still cant believe kingdom hearts is a real series
Kh1 and kh2 are certified classics my guy
Kingdom Hearts 3 just really makes you FEEL like Eeyore
Too bad hes not in it. BUT THE STUPID ELEPHANT? SMH
jaydotjay Best commenr
@@alexcsere Bruh for real pour one out for my boy Eeyore
It really do
too bad they blew it and hes not in the fucking game
Winnie the Pooh: Sora, my tumbly is awfully rumbly...do you think-
Sora: Find you some Honey?
Winnie: Xemnas reached into my tumbly and released the darkness that has been eating my core to this day, please use your keyblade to fight the heartless making the rumblies?
Sora: .....
Goofy: I understand completely, It was a Test! 7 years ago...
I see you're a man of culture (JoJo)
Don't tell me this is an actual scene of the game?
@@petercoolXD You kidding? That's the master script template for the entire franchise right there.
Nobody:
Kingdom Hearts's writing:
Goofy: did ya get that?
Donald:No.
That 30 second intro is as good as anything you've ever done. So much joy and nostalgia seeing these games which I mostly played except for a few got me pretty emotional
I do know hurt.
Tell me Donald, what *_isn't_* a good spot to find some ingredients?
The room where they came up with all the ideas for this game because there ain't anything good there.
Take your heart pills and go to bed, Dad.
the comments section
The kitchen where a literal rat infests people's hair and makes them move around like some kind of Puppetmaster. I mean, that's probably not a place you'd want to go looking around for ingredients.
Here at home. Come back, Dad.
Also dunkey you are wrong. This is the best assasins creed game we’ve had so far this year
*From the top of a tower in sanfransokyo*
SKRAAAAAAAAAA
♪ Assassin's Creed is a good franchise ♪
Kingdom Hearts - nothing makes sense any plot line is permitted
Im not gonna lie, this might actually also be the best assassins creed game we’re ever gonna get
SoNiC GaMeS ArE BeTtEr
two years older and wiser, I come back to this video and gave it a Like
this might be a good spot to find some ingredients
This might be a good spot to find some ingredients
I do know hurt
thanks sora swayze
who the fuck's idea was that?
just say, "I know pain" or whatever.
@@Meowblivion I know. Like, Speech 100
@@WolfClaw666YT maybe it was a translation error.
@@Meowblivion yeah. It's the most reasonable explanation. Though I wonder why they thought it was part of the game and got the voice clip for it
I DO KNOW HURT
Love your videos! Cool to see you over here on Dunkey! Good luck with your schooling!
handle ya hurt
Honestly wtf were the English translators thinking?
sora johnny cash fan confirmed?
@@brennanboone1879 Nothing beats smelling darkness though
I really felt the instructions part, I don't like it when games give me 3 pages of rules they'll explain to me along the way anyway
Especially when all the minigames except the Gummi ship are used once and never again, but they're just hard/specific enough that you have to understand them to beat them.
To this day, I like how he made us sit through cut scenes to make us feel his pain
Kingdom Hearts Storytelling
-Tell story
-Say what happened before story
-Say what happened between the two
-Forget all that shit
@@MatthewCJoy Still it's true...
@@MatthewCJoy that’s literally his point, that’s how most of the games are
@@MatthewCJoy Oh yeah! How about the "This might be a good spot ..." ???
This game really makes you *FEEL* like its a good spot to find some ingredients.
Lakeitron top kek
Stolen
.
Somebody needs to teach Tetsuya Nomura "show, don't tell"
I like to come back to this video just for that montage at the beginning. So many amazing games.
Remember when KH was about looking for your lost friends travelling between worlds while you fought the spread of the heartless?
Every world was a "Kingdom". And you needed to save the hearts of the people using your magic key.
"Kingdom Hearts"
How something so simple became such a shitshow?
Because "Darkness, Darkness, Darkness, Light, Light, Light, Heart, Heart, Heart...etc"
Also there is like 6 ansems, 3 rikus, 4 soras. Everyone is some one else but looks like other guy but is actually his heartless/nobody/is posesd be/has part of his heart or memories/is a time traveled younger version / evil counter part/inperfect clone of some other character. Its fucking dumb. Xion is an inperfect copy of Roxas with Soras memories that looks like Kairi. How writes this shit.
I miss those days...
@@MrTeucro99 Sounds like the writers for the Terminator movies but worse. And it's hard to be worse than the Terminator timeline.
So much for simple and clean
"darkness"
...
"Huh, what?"
That really got me for some reason
"Bla bla bla even inside data"
"DARKNESS"
Hahahaha
You're not alone
It was obviously a reference to justapancake
"Kingdom hearts 3 is one of the biggest glumbberfucks I've ever witnessed. Never have I seen so much hard put into a product so astonishingly bad" is by far the best criticism I have ever heard.
@@MatthewCJoy it's still the most accurate thing I've ever heard about the game.
The franchise's one saving grace is its music...
WHY DO THE RESPONSES HAVE SUCH LONG PAUSES
because it was made in japanese and the dialogue timing isn't going to be the same, try watching dubbed anime and they always seem to add in extra filler words to stretch out and match the mouth flaps
Look at Half life 3...
I dont know dude
@@Laughing_Chinaman i get what you're saying, but that's not the same thing as pauses between dialogue. You could easily edit dialogue to be closer together.
Because kingdom hearts, its always been that way, should not be surprising
this game was so bad that dunky gave a mostly serious review
Yeah. Very serious to support his view that the game sucks
the game was very good
cause the game itself was a joke
@@zeekia0733 at being awful.
@@jackgebhardt2932 LMFAO
That opening gives me chills everytime. Really shows how far video games have come.
This game really makes you feel like the room is spinning constantly.
“Have you ever met William Hurt?”
“...I know Hurt”.
Do you know any Johnny Cash songs?
“I do know hurt”.
“Have you heard any of the Minecraft player sound effects?”
“...I know entity.player.hurt”.
I know Hurt, that’s the name of a Nine Inch Nails song.
@@knucklenine4931 thats a cover
great stuff haahaha@@knucklenine4931
"9.8. It has a little something for everyone."
0/10 take it or leave it.
I was just thinking of that review while watching this. I was expecting Dunkey to play that clip at the end of the video.
Ah yes people are still making fun of ign
IGN is paid to make good reviews of games. That's how they make money, from the games making money.
Lol for real? And I thought IGN reviews were already a joke.
6:34 Santa when you leave him a gourmet and healthy dinner instead of a hard cookie and warm milk
The players that loved KH1 and 2 grew up. The games didn't.