Final Fantasy VII Remake (dunkview)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024
  • The Phantom Menace of video games.
    (Spoiler Alert)
    dunk store dunkeyscastle....

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  • @prestonyates8003
    @prestonyates8003 4 года назад +5938

    "Hi, this is Pizza Hut, how can I help you?"
    "The mayor."

    • @cmdrjanjalani
      @cmdrjanjalani 4 года назад +37

      Both the mayor and his assistant's names (Domino and Hart) are inspired from Domino's and Pizza Hut

    • @nicholascoble
      @nicholascoble 4 года назад +17

      You owe me a pizza

    • @epicbacongaming2k117
      @epicbacongaming2k117 4 года назад +8

      ayyyyy gimmiedaweinerpeetzuh

    • @Juntou
      @Juntou 4 года назад +4

      You owe me a pizza

    • @hobosammich389
      @hobosammich389 4 года назад

      John?!?

  • @kieranstanley6008
    @kieranstanley6008 4 года назад +21906

    The biggest disappointment of this game is the lack of robot hand backstory.

    • @michaelgwartney2672
      @michaelgwartney2672 4 года назад +469

      10/10. A mastapiece. So glad they "expanded" the story of the robot hand. Brilliant work, Tetsuya Nomura and co. *applause*

    • @bluntobjct
      @bluntobjct 4 года назад +267

      When are we going to have a game where we can really FEEL like the robot hand?

    •  4 года назад +17

      Nope. It's that you only play darts in Sector 7 and you only unlock one thing, but whack a box gets a hard mode? GTFO here Square Enix!

    • @wwerock122
      @wwerock122 4 года назад +133

      I wanted a backstory on the dart board in 7th heaven. I'm pissed. Also pissed they killed it when they dropped the plate.

    • @cmdrjanjalani
      @cmdrjanjalani 4 года назад +35

      wished there was a 2 hour cutscene depicting the origin of Beck's Badasses.

  • @edgerrin56
    @edgerrin56 4 года назад +27763

    I still don’t understand why Cloud from smash bro’s needed his own game

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 года назад +1810

      Cloud already had a stand-alone Fire Emblem game. He doesn't need another one.

    • @blueberryshake333
      @blueberryshake333 4 года назад +202

      I don't think this is funny the 3 millionth time.

    • @thebackup2121
      @thebackup2121 4 года назад +618

      You heard Dunkey, it's because now everyone has a backstory, because that's how Peter Jackson makes this game 🤷‍♂️

    • @finnabus633
      @finnabus633 4 года назад +54

      Nadia K THANK YOU. I swear to god I see that same fucking joke over and over again

    • @lewis2255
      @lewis2255 4 года назад +369

      FinnaBus I still don’t understand why cloud from smash bro’s needed his own game

  • @zdrident
    @zdrident 3 года назад +8922

    Just checked back in on this video at the end of 2021, and it looks like all the haters changed their minds, and removed their dislikes on the video. More proof that dunkey is always right about video games.

    • @tehufn
      @tehufn 3 года назад +26

      Haha

    • @FatManDude13
      @FatManDude13 2 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @fwef7445
      @fwef7445 2 года назад +75

      im using a chrome extension, so I still see the down votes

    • @jaybomb5638
      @jaybomb5638 2 года назад +40

      I hate Susan for removing the dislikes 😒.
      It’s fine if you disagree with me.

    • @silvesta5027
      @silvesta5027 2 года назад +174

      Nah I adore this game still. Dunkey is just nitpicking and biased so I win bye bye

  • @robertyang4365
    @robertyang4365 4 года назад +1778

    Cloud: The Mayor
    The Server: The Mayo
    President Shinra: The Mono
    Dunkey: The Mako

  • @DareZero
    @DareZero 4 года назад +3063

    Jessie: *On her last breath, dying*
    Cloud: "The mayor."

    • @gnarcissist7669
      @gnarcissist7669 4 года назад +40

      Nooooooo pizza!

    • @slyinkword9044
      @slyinkword9044 4 года назад +47

      Cloud: *excitedly* "Pizza Time!"
      Jessie: "You're too late. Now I'll pay with my life."
      Cloud: "Huh? Hm... Uh!"

    • @dad5draco
      @dad5draco 4 года назад +9

      You owe me a Pizza

    • @gurentgc3546
      @gurentgc3546 4 года назад +1

      Is the best!

    • @adamkrzeslak4326
      @adamkrzeslak4326 4 года назад +2

      The mayor

  • @SA_Vengarr
    @SA_Vengarr 4 года назад +2274

    Honestly, Cloud does seem like the kinda guy who would walk around saying "The mayor" to open a conversation.

    • @annadidathingy2832
      @annadidathingy2832 4 года назад +81

      Severe mental trauma can do that to a guy. Let's be thankful he still can form sentences.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 года назад +95

      the hair wax keeping his hair spiky is getting absorbed by his brain and it's giving him brain damage.
      i think i'm getting that braib dabige

    • @Ghostkiller__166
      @Ghostkiller__166 4 года назад +33

      Tifa: hi cloud
      Cloud: the mayor
      Tifa: umm.. what?
      Cloud: the mayor
      Tifa: I don't understa..
      Cloud: the mayor

    • @nathanmarkus9823
      @nathanmarkus9823 4 года назад +8

      It’s a very Cloud thing to do.

    • @byronjohncoxiv8520
      @byronjohncoxiv8520 4 года назад +1

      The mayor

  • @mitchweersjr6861
    @mitchweersjr6861 3 года назад +4044

    This is my favorite negative review of a game/movie/etc that I like because he builds his case really well and throws in some awesome jokes. He gets me to think about stuff I might not have noticed. I love Dunkey's work

    • @parkxtra5901
      @parkxtra5901 3 года назад +8

      @@dario4497 I think his death stranding review is good and funny but I also don’t like the game

    • @darkl3ad3r
      @darkl3ad3r 3 года назад +67

      @@dario4497 his original Death Stranding review is what got me to come around to his channel. It mirrors exactly how I felt about the game and was a hilarious way to show how bad the game truly was. It kind of drives me nuts that people dismiss his negative reviews as being just "jokes" or "sarcasm." It feels like gaslighting to make you think you're alone in your opinions and actually dunkey liked the games he's just making a funny video. Even in his re-review for Death Stranding he still ultimately admits it's a dumb flawed game. But that first review feels as honest and spot on as it can get.

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel 2 года назад +58

      @@darkl3ad3r People who are bad at reading intent can get very confused at Dunkey videos. An unfortunate side effect of his style is that people who are dumb, stubborn, or trolls will try to shrug off any of the videos they disagree with with "oh he was just being sarcastic." In reality, for the most part, his serious videos and his sarcastic videos are very different from each other (I mean he even has a playlist for "serious videos") and even in the ones that mix both, he literally uses a comedy voice when he's telling jokes.

    • @InsanePorcupine
      @InsanePorcupine 2 года назад +12

      He concisely put all the valid criticisms into a tight 9 minutes like the legend he is.

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 2 года назад

      @@killout18 Oh wow, a person who likes something and can admit to being introduced to new ideas is an NPC, you're the type of little sped that people clowned during the controversy surrounding this video.

  • @jakemartin1760
    @jakemartin1760 4 года назад +8821

    Dunkey, I don’t understand how 2020 is almost halfway over and you’ve failed to review the hottest game of the past decade. Garfield Kart: Furious Racing. It’s one of the hottest currently on sale games on the Nintendo Switch store

    • @shalevboneh5552
      @shalevboneh5552 4 года назад +401

      Personally I stopped listening to dunkey after he never reviewed Garfield kart

    • @justafan395
      @justafan395 4 года назад +25

      Yet, here you are

    • @bens808
      @bens808 4 года назад +90

      @@justafan395 jokes on you kid... this is a simulation

    • @willguytheweebynye3873
      @willguytheweebynye3873 4 года назад +17

      Sorry, I'm more of an original Garfield Kart guy myself.

    • @munico6055
      @munico6055 4 года назад +4

      We need this now

  • @randomman4628
    @randomman4628 4 года назад +4858

    Jessie: *Literally Dying*
    Cloud: Yeah I'll have a large with extra cheese.

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 4 года назад +258

      The Mayor

    • @jojonta2119
      @jojonta2119 4 года назад +315

      Jessie: fucking Dies
      Cloud: I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda

    • @MrDevidu
      @MrDevidu 4 года назад +53

      He was doing the joking denial thing. It was actually touching if you were paying attention.

    • @shu270
      @shu270 4 года назад +68

      @@MrDevidu pizza

    • @khayle05
      @khayle05 4 года назад +26

      @@MrDevidu i want hawaiian pizza pls

  • @AndyLifeInVideo
    @AndyLifeInVideo 4 года назад +4966

    Everyone on Twitter to Dunkey: You owe me a pizza.
    Dunkey: The Mayor.

    • @justincao10
      @justincao10 4 года назад +31

      ...Is the best!

    • @markw1247
      @markw1247 4 года назад +32

      Don't put mayo on pizza.

    • @hesoyam5505
      @hesoyam5505 4 года назад +13

      Cloud also still asking his money

    • @Tragicide
      @Tragicide 4 года назад

      Dear dunkey, I quite respectfully disagree with your views on this game... that’s about it.

    • @tacticalmelon
      @tacticalmelon 4 года назад

      @Tragicide, did you mean to reply to this guy wen you commented?

  • @deatherage9751
    @deatherage9751 3 года назад +1658

    Holy shit Dunkey really out did himself this time so many people are angry in the comment section about his review yet he doesn't have a single dislike

    • @OctopusShaman
      @OctopusShaman 2 года назад +6

      That’s because dislikes have been removed from the sight of viewers it had plenty of dislikes but we just can’t see them unfortunately

    • @gdgd5194
      @gdgd5194 2 года назад +104

      @@OctopusShaman No shot, sherlock xDD

    • @OctopusShaman
      @OctopusShaman 2 года назад +18

      @@gdgd5194 oh shit I didn’t even realize the original comment was a joke lmao

    • @shivamarya5225
      @shivamarya5225 2 года назад +2

      He also refreshed the comments I think because all the negative ones were on top of the pile now they're barely seen. I dont agree with many of his reviews at all including this one, but I'm not disliking it or leaving a negative comment cause its his opinion

    • @lucrative6477
      @lucrative6477 2 года назад +5

      Why is everyone writing the same comment? Really cringey.

  • @sanasdate3421
    @sanasdate3421 4 года назад +1744

    Cloud throughout the game:
    "Uh?"
    "Huh?"
    "A flower?"
    "Tifa?!"
    "Psycho mantis?"

  • @CunningCondor
    @CunningCondor 4 года назад +6705

    Dunkey you dingus.
    Obviously she had to carry the baby as slowly as possible in order to meet the requirements of the Strand-type genre.

    • @ALionlikeMane
      @ALionlikeMane 4 года назад +96

      CunningCondor (oh my fucking lord, Dunkey has the best comments section 🤣🤣🤣)

    • @CODBlackOps6WALKTHROUGH
      @CODBlackOps6WALKTHROUGH 4 года назад +78

      kojima approves

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 4 года назад

      Cringey.

    • @thebigoof9458
      @thebigoof9458 4 года назад +35

      Obviously we all know the superior strand-type game;
      Snowrunner, a masterpiece in delivery simulation.

    • @coolmanyea5030
      @coolmanyea5030 4 года назад +3

      CunningCondor I was the 1,000th like

  • @dad5draco
    @dad5draco 4 года назад +1533

    The real title for this game should be "Everyone is thirsty for Cloud."

    • @daitiri
      @daitiri 4 года назад +69

      While Cloud is thirsting for Sephiroth and grieving for Zack

    • @RasenRendanX
      @RasenRendanX 4 года назад +31

      well everyone IRL is

    • @UnlockedANDunleashed
      @UnlockedANDunleashed 4 года назад +9

      @@daitiri he doesnt remember zack at this point of the game, maybe he will 2-3 games later

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 4 года назад +7

      "Including Me"
      I mean, he's the perfect blend of feminine and masculine

    • @ricemenarq6230
      @ricemenarq6230 4 года назад +2

      everyone is thirstyforeveryone

  • @charlesgraff2655
    @charlesgraff2655 3 года назад +859

    As someone who didn’t play the original game I went from, “oh this is pretty cool, I like the combat and it has an okay story”, to “WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON!?” once I got to the last 3 hours of the game, and then I sat there confused trying to figure out if this was the first part of the original or the full thing

    • @thewarmwind6171
      @thewarmwind6171 3 года назад +124

      The original had some very real issues, but it had a cohesive and engaging story. It's one of my favourite video games of all time. Everything I've heard makes me feel secure in the decision to not play the new one.
      Highly recommend you play the original and/or try to ignore the new release. You'll be far saner for it.

    • @jonathanlagace7974
      @jonathanlagace7974 3 года назад +9

      From what I recall, at the very end of this Part 1 remake they add some stuff that wasn’t in the original. It felt like part vague foreshadowing, part tech demo as potentially a demonstration of how those Weapon (Emerald Weapon, Ruby Weapon, etc) fights might be done in future installments, and part nonsensical stuff which it’s hard to say if it’s new nonsense or foreshadowing of some of the bizarro shit that occurs in the later disks of the original FF7. So yeah, it’s understandable.

    • @fearingalma1550
      @fearingalma1550 3 года назад +74

      @@jonathanlagace7974 The last moments of the game read to me like a statement of intent: Sephiroth tricks Cloud and company into basically *killing fate.* The writers are saying: "Things won't necessarily play out the same way this time." I only kept up with the reveal of Zack's survival of the end of Crisis Core because I've wiki walked for fun before playing, so a lot of people that are jumping in for the first time might be really, REALLY lost for this.
      There really wasn't any other way to end the story where it was, and provide a satisfying conclusion to the first part, it's narratively tricky to break the game up in such a way. But imagine trying to build the entire 3 disk PSX original at full HD scale. There's not enough dev time in the world, not enough assets in the world, to push out something so massive on one disc, one game. It's why RPGs kinda suck now- they were at their best when the standards of detail weren't so high. We could lose ourselves in worlds, but now the standards are so high for immersion that just rendering a town takes 50 GB of assets.
      That said, I *loved* this remake. The combat is tight and satisfying, Cloud has some nice development even without the full reveal of his backstory, and the writing is hilarious and serious when it has to be. I'm looking forward to Part 2 immensely. That said, I also don't have the love affair with the original the way a lot of others did, I played about 20 hours of FFVII PSX. Still need to finish it.

    • @ppicci
      @ppicci 3 года назад +10

      @@fearingalma1550 finally a comment that actually makes sense!
      this game is wonderful and people throwing shit at it are just a bunch of gatekeepers.
      the soundtrack has been wonderfully rearranged and I loved it, they even put some serious efforts into the electronics tracks, they are so well made and enjoyable.
      gameplay is fun and has been polished while still maintaining some old mechanics.
      graphics is breathtaking and it runs amazingly on PS4 (played it on pro) considering the hardware.
      and let's finally talk about the so controversial plot, narratively wise they made a genius move with that fate thing (wanna keep it vague to avoid spoilers), it is a REMAKE in every sense and way possible and to me that is a really smart move, we just gotta see what square's intentions are for the next chapters.
      last thing I agree on what you said about how massive and difficult it would be to transpose the whole old game to the new one, I'm upset too about the pricings honestly but the disc thing kinda makes sense and the first part of the game honestly already felt like a complete game with tons of hours of quality and fun content, it even has some good replay value!
      I'm tired of arguing and debating with dunkey fanboys and gatekeepers repeating his shitty points :/
      it honestly felt like a good anime and it made me laugh too, never experienced any cringey moment people were bitching about and those "anime grunts" make sense if we think about Cloud's character and personality, I think people forgot he's a kid in an adult world whom has been in coma for 5 years.

    • @robopiplup5193
      @robopiplup5193 3 года назад +3

      @@fearingalma1550 Pretty much my feelings, except I actually finished original VII not too long ago. My first real go at FF was VIII and I completely skipped VII as a kid (played first game on NES when I was like five but got filtered hard). I guess I could see myself being a fanboy of PSX VII if I actually played it back then, considering I still absolutely love VIII, despite all of its glaring issues.

  • @nordaggur3732
    @nordaggur3732 4 года назад +1835

    jessie: *in her last minute*
    cloud: yeah pepperoni, large.

  • @WillKarleskint
    @WillKarleskint 4 года назад +1743

    I was really expecting a "Psycho Mantis?" in the middle of the "the mayor" compilation

    • @JEMknight657
      @JEMknight657 4 года назад +46

      you're that ninja

    • @باقرعلي-ج9ج
      @باقرعلي-ج9ج 4 года назад +1

      لا يالإسلام

    • @PauloLz
      @PauloLz 4 года назад +6

      I was expecting it on the "robo arm" part! Lmao

    • @ChubbsterBrown
      @ChubbsterBrown 4 года назад +7

      I was expecting a "I'm looking for sailors"

    • @phantomkrieger2744
      @phantomkrieger2744 4 года назад +8

      Imagine if psycho mantis just shows up in Midgar alongside snake and gray fox and they are doing their bullshit in the background. Honestly it probably wouldn’t make the story anymore convoluted than it already is.

  • @jbg944
    @jbg944 4 года назад +792

    I was really surprised at the end when nomura took off his cloak to reveal that he was frogs all along.

    • @queequegtheater6093
      @queequegtheater6093 4 года назад +1

      Can confirm. Source: Got Omnislash without ribbons in the original

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 года назад +2

      I really expected Eeyore to be under that cloak. Eeoyre tends to be behind these things.

    • @klaus1018
      @klaus1018 4 года назад

      @@AodinValar ff7r is after cc and before ac.

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 4 года назад

      @@klaus1018 I think Aodin is commenting on the nature of the changes, especially the fan speculation that Sephiroth in the remake is from the future. In that case, Remake really does take place after Advent Children.
      and in which case this is a sequel and not a remake. That's the joke.

  • @degreeskelvin3025
    @degreeskelvin3025 2 года назад +263

    Those first 50 seconds hold literally the best review I've ever heard. I comeback to this from time to time just to brighten my day

    • @jaybomb5638
      @jaybomb5638 2 года назад +9

      Same here lol, I love the game but man Dunkey summed it perfectly.

    • @colesephhh9546
      @colesephhh9546 Год назад +18

      ANYBODY ORDER A FUCKIN PIZZA?

  • @Anonymations
    @Anonymations 4 года назад +5011

    dunkey, how am i supposed to know if the game is good or not if you don't put a number at the end of the video?

    • @pippofranco879
      @pippofranco879 4 года назад +369

      9/5 not quite like knack 2, but close

    • @seanthom7949
      @seanthom7949 4 года назад +119

      he's wearing the red flannel

    • @saberalter1586
      @saberalter1586 4 года назад +15

      That ominous FF7 music in the last 30 seconds was not a big hint? What about the use of devil magic?

    • @habencon4082
      @habencon4082 4 года назад +94

      If I had to guess, it would be a 2/5 for him

    • @ewanreid3823
      @ewanreid3823 4 года назад +83

      9/10 got a little something for everybody /s

  • @OverlordMegatron
    @OverlordMegatron 4 года назад +1893

    Cloud walking around just saying "the mayor" to people is probably the most Cloud thing to do.

    • @davidshovlin2783
      @davidshovlin2783 4 года назад +39

      I really wanted him to tell one of them he was Captain Basch

    • @afronight
      @afronight 4 года назад +81

      The mayor was supposed to be a secret code word to find the avalanche moles cause the mayor is on your side.

    • @tylercafe1260
      @tylercafe1260 4 года назад +2

      @@davidshovlin2783 Now that's why I pay $60

  • @und1249
    @und1249 4 года назад +5910

    Sephiroth is such a no life that he showed up in Smash just to fight Cloud because he has nothing better to do.

    • @onezerosevensix
      @onezerosevensix 4 года назад +43

      amen

    • @oneewingedangel
      @oneewingedangel 4 года назад +64

      Cloud: "Finally, I have beaten fate, escaped to Smash and am rid of Sephiroth"
      *One Winged Angel starts playing*

    • @skypiratecaptain
      @skypiratecaptain 3 года назад +6

      that's such a rip off of kingdom hearts

    • @BubbleMan-gd1md
      @BubbleMan-gd1md 3 года назад

      You know Smash isn't cannon to Final Fantasy, right? I understand you want to complain but don't make it about something stupid.

    • @stormblade2895
      @stormblade2895 3 года назад +44

      @@BubbleMan-gd1md ...they are clearly joking

  • @JoeyLemon
    @JoeyLemon 4 года назад +4635

    "Camera keeps pulling back, Will Smith, Men in Black" - Most Underrated Line of the Century

    • @babyspine
      @babyspine 4 года назад +131

      I like it when he said "anybody order a pizza!?" right after that line, I was dead.

    • @conradbrooks1760
      @conradbrooks1760 4 года назад +19

      I went out of my way to get a pizza when I first saw this video.

    • @Glace1221
      @Glace1221 4 года назад +34

      And then the characters start talking.

    • @sixx6789
      @sixx6789 4 года назад +31

      Fucking bars

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz 4 года назад +11

      He's got good rhythm during that whole part
      It was slick

  • @greenfolder2437
    @greenfolder2437 4 года назад +5686

    The Mayor."
    "Sorry?"
    "You owe me a pizza."
    "Sir, this is Walgreens."

  • @BriskyPenguin
    @BriskyPenguin 4 года назад +2718

    Square really knows how to write reactions to death: “You owe me a pizza” vs “who else will I eat ice cream with”

    • @PuddingPantsFTW
      @PuddingPantsFTW 4 года назад +54

      BriskyPenguin Context

    • @WinstonOfDojima
      @WinstonOfDojima 4 года назад +89

      Ham Hands i know man all the people hating haven’t even played the game all the lines in the game are edited down to just the worst parts and all out of context with actual dialogue in between cut out to make it look bad and funny.

    • @impmadness
      @impmadness 4 года назад +52

      Or just silence, like in the original. Wait that’s actually good

    • @banzaikampfmaschine_der_echte
      @banzaikampfmaschine_der_echte 4 года назад +14

      @@WinstonOfDojima but the dialogs are bad

    • @brandanladikos6406
      @brandanladikos6406 4 года назад +20

      Okay... I have a very long and dumb explanation on why I feel Roxas' reaction was good. But I can't word good. So yes, Square makes me want to rip my peepee off anytime I hear dialogue.

  • @Cabb4ge.
    @Cabb4ge. Год назад +58

    "Camera keeps pulling back. Will Smith Men in Black."
    Greatest rhyme of all time.

  • @m8subject996
    @m8subject996 4 года назад +1348

    cons "the game drags on for too long and it sucks 0/5"
    pros "it doesn't have random encounters and its not turned based combat so its a 5/5"

    • @30yovegan34
      @30yovegan34 4 года назад +73

      1/5 The game doesn;t make you FEEL like final fantasy

    • @monstergelo1072
      @monstergelo1072 4 года назад +3

      Compelling and true

    • @PingerSurprise
      @PingerSurprise 4 года назад +19

      It has a little something for everyone

    • @phantomkrieger2744
      @phantomkrieger2744 4 года назад +12

      To much water 3/5

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 года назад +7

      9/10, it had a little something for everyone

  • @0megazeero
    @0megazeero 3 года назад +6453

    "FF7 remake is the first 5 hours of final fantasy 7 but 30 hours"
    I thought this was an overstatement not an understatement

    • @seanhogan9196
      @seanhogan9196 3 года назад +542

      I'm playing the original myself and my god, I totally get it. You're through Don Corneo's mansion in 2.5 hours. Two screens later you're in the train graveyard. Everything is soooooo much faster

    • @sublime_tv
      @sublime_tv 3 года назад +428

      @@seanhogan9196 Don't forget Don's bodyguard has a fucking backstory now just so they can stretch out the game. Dunkey perfectly explains the good and bad of this game imo. Game would've been fine if they cut 10-15 hours.

    • @charlyj1321
      @charlyj1321 3 года назад +64

      @@sublime_tv Exactly and take out the new story stuff and this game would be a pretty damn recreation of ff7

    • @nineten9011
      @nineten9011 3 года назад +21

      @@sublime_tv I actually the game adding stuff.

    • @DirectorOFun
      @DirectorOFun 3 года назад +102

      I’m really not a big fan on how redundant the remake feels; I really wish they stayed more true to the original.

  • @PlausiblyBryce
    @PlausiblyBryce 3 года назад +5813

    I thought the “You owe me a pizza” joke when Jessie dies was an edit. That is very much a real thing that happens in-game.

    • @piebombs5636
      @piebombs5636 3 года назад +576

      Granted the line delivery was a little off but with the context it made sense, it was actually kind of a sweet line especially coming from someone as socially awkward as Cloud.
      He wasn’t able to eat Jessie’s Mum’s cooking last time at her house and she said he could get one next time. He makes valid points about the game but I’d agree that he purposefully excludes context from clips for effect sometimes which isn’t great when reviewing things.

    • @WAyuso34
      @WAyuso34 3 года назад +184

      @@piebombs5636 it’s still cold he could have said something more appropriate with the situation instead he had more concern for fucking pizza

    • @piebombs5636
      @piebombs5636 3 года назад +316

      @@WAyuso34 yeah it was seemingly cold, but cloud isn’t used to emotional interactions at this point in the game. You have to remember that cloud has been training as a SOLDIER for pretty much his entire teenage years and didn’t develop socially. If he had said “oh Jessie please don’t die we have so many memories to share” it wouldn’t have made any sense for his character. He didn’t care about the pizza, at her house he was less than enthused when they were talking about it, this was his way of attempting to say he cared about her and didn’t want her to die even if it came out wrong

    • @WAyuso34
      @WAyuso34 3 года назад +33

      @@piebombs5636 eh fair point

    • @Da1337Man
      @Da1337Man 3 года назад +84

      I'd probably say the same thing if i was in Cloud's shoes. It's a thing that people do who don't like displaying their emotional side, so they crack a stupid joke at an inappropriate time to mask what they're really feeling. Then once they're alone and can't lie to themselves anymore about the pain they bottle up inside, they may or may not snap.

  • @HansAlRachid
    @HansAlRachid 2 года назад +256

    That Hobbit comparison is spot-on. I'm playing the game right now and I couldn't agree more with just about every point in this review. The longer it goes on, the worse the Nomura-isms and anime tropes become. At least the anime mouth sounds aren't anywhere near as prevalent as they were in KH3...
    I'm on chapter 10 now and my enthusiasm is waning by the minute. Also, maybe it's just me but having every female character either tell Cloud how _amazing_ he is or just outright throw themselves at Cloud non-stop in every single one of their shared scenes just feels like a particularly pathetic attempt at pandering to the player to me.
    ... sure is pretty though.

    • @iPlayDotaReligiously
      @iPlayDotaReligiously Год назад +9

      I just love the fighting style bro

    • @HansAlRachid
      @HansAlRachid Год назад +25

      @@iPlayDotaReligiously Which is completely fair! The combat definitely ain't bad - my personal annoyance with the presentation has no bearing on anyone else's enjoyment.

    • @iPlayDotaReligiously
      @iPlayDotaReligiously Год назад +15

      @@HansAlRachid I actually just finished Ch. 10 too.. damn that sewers & right after it (Ch. 11 - Train Graveyard) SUCKS ASS. I HATE PROLONGED MAZE-LIKE LEVEL

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 Год назад +4

      ​@Farrel Rafi Honestly, putting the combat into something without the bastardized story would have been better. No one would be complaining about a Bouncer remake or some dumb shit like that.

  • @ylthallynon
    @ylthallynon 4 года назад +839

    Cloud: "The Mayor."
    Shinra Employee: "Huh?"
    Cloud: "Do you know of a place where sailors hang out?"

    • @brookallen-brower3683
      @brookallen-brower3683 4 года назад

      I don'

    • @TheOneShotWunda
      @TheOneShotWunda 4 года назад +41

      “Come back at 5pm”

    • @protolad2458
      @protolad2458 4 года назад +11

      Do you know of a cheap way to travel overseas?

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 4 года назад +9

      no, I haven't

    • @AdamGlory
      @AdamGlory 4 года назад +2

      Kinda wish he’d shown why Cloud was saying that specific code to provide context.

  • @TiltCntrlz
    @TiltCntrlz 4 года назад +732

    I can't wait for the part where Cloud goes back in time to warn Goku about the heart virus!

    • @infinitypilot
      @infinitypilot 4 года назад +15

      Ah, time travel.
      Doing to simple, concise, linear storytelling what angry Twister sex with a contortionist does to freshly laid bedsheets.

    • @TheBreakingBread
      @TheBreakingBread 4 года назад +2

      Metal Gear

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider 4 года назад

      Despi 47 predestination

    • @robsmurphy1231
      @robsmurphy1231 4 года назад +4

      Cloud dose look like trunks when he's super sayan even got a sword

    • @infinitypilot
      @infinitypilot 4 года назад

      @@night00glider Ooh that's a good movie. I prefer Interstellar though, and by a lot.

  • @ash05
    @ash05 4 года назад +1523

    "Camera keeps pulling back, Will Smith in Men in Black"
    This man is a goddamn genius.

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 4 года назад +33

      He sure is. Dunkey really is a genius, and I'm dead serious.

    • @victorc1706
      @victorc1706 4 года назад +7

      Bars

    • @SlimesmoreUK
      @SlimesmoreUK 4 года назад +8

      Genuinely laughed my ass off at that intro

    • @Critical_HitZ
      @Critical_HitZ 4 года назад +20

      “Anybody order a fucking pizza?”
      I come back to this video just for the intro

    • @josephgray455
      @josephgray455 4 года назад +1

      i didnt get it can someone explain

  • @eeliastv
    @eeliastv 2 года назад +819

    Donkey is one of the few youtubers who doesn't get carried away by hype or fanboyism when he reviews a game. We need more dunkeys in our world.

    • @DarqZX
      @DarqZX 2 года назад

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Yeah if the guy is saying dunkey doesn't know how to use a map, then it's best to assume he gets lost the majority of times

    • @ididntaskverified3663
      @ididntaskverified3663 2 года назад +14

      Knack 2?

    • @theovlach
      @theovlach 2 года назад +24

      Except Nintendo.

    • @Pineconic
      @Pineconic 2 года назад +17

      @@theovlach Xenoblade 3

    • @glungusgongus
      @glungusgongus 2 года назад +10

      @@Pineconic Dunkey gave game of the year to a Mario game bruh.

  • @angryassyrian5627
    @angryassyrian5627 4 года назад +1692

    I absolutely pissed myself when he brought in the Tekken 3 character select

    • @antonassenmacher860
      @antonassenmacher860 4 года назад +15

      "Switch characters"

    • @francisdaly1757
      @francisdaly1757 4 года назад +13

      Hwoarang

    • @TRusheeRush
      @TRusheeRush 4 года назад +28

      This dude peppers in so much Tekken into his videos but he never talks about it directly and has like one video where he actually plays it. I'm waiting for the inevitable heel turn video where dunkey finally declares that Mario is for chumps and Kessen is actually his favorite game series of all time.

    • @engladtur
      @engladtur 4 года назад

      Was t that Tekken Tag Tournament 1? I could be wrong..

    • @therepugnantmama2158
      @therepugnantmama2158 4 года назад +1

      Yeah fuck tekken 3 characters screen tekken 1 is where it at baby. Ps tekken 15 has the best character screen but I didn't say that okay

  • @bobbuilding7264
    @bobbuilding7264 4 года назад +1471

    Jessie: dies
    Cloud: I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, number six with extra dip

  • @simarbir
    @simarbir 4 года назад +577

    His channel has really improved since he entered the Chill with Will sweepstakes

    • @nickm.5931
      @nickm.5931 4 года назад +4

      I too am ecstatic for my chance to get to play "Smiff Smiff Racing" with my favorite man, the man in black, Will Smith

    • @simarbir
      @simarbir 4 года назад

      @@nickm.5931 I don't recall that game? Did Paul Creanis release it before he released Last Hope?

  • @ADVBCAT
    @ADVBCAT Год назад +84

    The FF7 remake reminds me of Star Wars sequel trilogy or Rebuild of Evangelion.
    They start out trying to retell the story, and eventually it becomes a meta-commentary about how infinitely profound it is to be a fan of this one thing from decades ago. It's not that they make changes, changes are fine. It's that for every change, there's all this meta self awareness built in about how incredible it is that they changed something, and how infinitely rich the story is as a result. These franchises are collapsing under the weight of their own fandoms, who at this point are the creatives.
    Good media experiences come from people who have interesting life experiences and imaginations and intellectual histories. If you hand over Star Wars to groups of people whose entire life experience is "being a star wars fan", you get a movie about the meaning of being a star wars fan. That's what FF7 remake feels like.

    • @deecee1853
      @deecee1853 Год назад +3

      Great comparison

    • @lpstweetytv5242
      @lpstweetytv5242 Год назад +3

      Literally this

    • @dukenukem7043
      @dukenukem7043 Год назад +5

      u stole this from critical drinker but still great comment all the same

    • @smsry
      @smsry 10 месяцев назад +2

      holy fuck this is like the best comparision. Im only half way thru the Rebuilds but I somewhat know that they change shit for some reason. Maybe it will be good because ive heard a lot of praise for the last movie but holy shit does 7R suffer from this exact issue.
      I'd REALLY be interested if this was done to a story or a game which wasnt good or successful tho. Like doing the "changing something because its cool and it makes the story interesting" to a pre-existing bad story, that would be really interesting to see. but doing it to 7 which was a fine story to begin with, is just strange to me. like at this point the stakes are less of "Whoah whats gonna happen in the story next?" and more of a "Whoah what are they gonna change to show how profound it is to change the story".
      Im so fucking glad i went and played the OG after 7R because itd be really sad to go thru the story of 7 thru 7R trilogy as a newcomer..
      Its also a stupid ass argument of "Fans have already played 7, so its cool to change stuff because everyone already knows the story" when FF7 is the most milked game in the studio's entire catalogue and has 20 games and a grey ass movie attached to it which means the fans will literally eat up anything with the ff7 logo attached to it which means remaking the original story would still sell millions.

  • @delectableangel1986
    @delectableangel1986 4 года назад +843

    Best line in the game was Cloud saying "You owe me a pizza" as Jessie lies about to die in but a few moments of time

    • @KnightforJesus
      @KnightforJesus 4 года назад +55

      Literally the last thing he says to her before she dies.

    • @SkylarFairyTailGirl
      @SkylarFairyTailGirl 4 года назад +57

      Tony N. “who else will I have ice cream with”

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu 4 года назад +10

      The way he says it!

    • @Skylair95
      @Skylair95 4 года назад +27

      Wait, this is really in the game? I thought it was just some montage by Dunkey.

    • @KingExalted
      @KingExalted 4 года назад +4

      "Forget about your inevitable death, where's my Pepperoni and Bacon Pizza!?"

  • @thesplund7107
    @thesplund7107 4 года назад +3580

    yeahhh I stopped listening to dunkey when he sawed off my arms and legs took me out to desert and threw me into a pit filled with coyotes. also he said he didn't like octopath traveller

    • @theroadtosunrise
      @theroadtosunrise 4 года назад +44

      He has said in a video about video about game critics that turn based combat is not his thing, he admits he has no patience. Maybe thats why de doesn’t like Octopath Traveller.

    • @wowwow-xp9sk
      @wowwow-xp9sk 4 года назад +36

      @@theroadtosunrise he does like rpgs that can get it right tho, persona 5, dragon quest 12(tho he gave it a 3 outa 5)

    • @Rhlgull1331
      @Rhlgull1331 4 года назад +14

      "I mean, i haven't played Octopath Traveller, but-"

    • @vecsion
      @vecsion 4 года назад +45

      @@wowwow-xp9sk you are missing the point though, I like Octopath Traveler and he doesn’t therefore his opinion is invalid.

    • @DavidJonathanMello
      @DavidJonathanMello 4 года назад +2

      TO BE FAIR I’ve never played octopath traveler..

  • @shwebz1964
    @shwebz1964 4 года назад +2315

    Well, it's like my anime grandpa always used to say:
    "uh, ugh. Agh. Uh. Uh. Hm. Ugh. Ah. Uhg. Uh. huh. Hah. Uh. Ah. Ugh."

    • @jackcobb2928
      @jackcobb2928 4 года назад +13

      Put some more come on PUT SOME MORE UGGH HA GUUGH UUGH AAAAA

    • @justinh7560
      @justinh7560 4 года назад +11

      Hmph. Oh?

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 4 года назад +9

      Tim Allen? Is that you?

    • @randomness928
      @randomness928 4 года назад +8

      Do you think they write these into the script or are they ad-libbed?

    • @ChipsMcClive
      @ChipsMcClive 4 года назад +3

      An anime Tim Allen

  • @lunchtime2960
    @lunchtime2960 2 года назад +42

    The reveal of Numora might be the best moment in Dunky videos history.

  • @Flametix
    @Flametix 4 года назад +773

    My favourite part is when Cloud is a cybernetic turtle from the future sent to retrieve the mystic mungus

    • @aluwart
      @aluwart 4 года назад +22

      Honestly, concerning where the plot is going judging by the ending, that could seriously happen.

    • @charlessoper3991
      @charlessoper3991 4 года назад +10

      Polnereff.... Anyone?

    • @captaintreeko3188
      @captaintreeko3188 4 года назад +3

      Is that a JoJo's reference

    • @Vassilinia
      @Vassilinia 4 года назад +5

      I loved the part where they fell into the *OMEGA REALM*

    • @citricdemon
      @citricdemon 4 года назад

      @@Vassilinia t

  • @peterc3262
    @peterc3262 4 года назад +1031

    Anime grunting in games (and in anime) is the bane of my existence. I can imagine the sound director,
    "Now we need you to make the sound you make when you turn your head."
    "I don't make a sound."
    "But if you DID, then what sound would it be?"
    "Uhh..."
    "PERFECT! Now, the sound for looking left...."

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 4 года назад +74

      The english voice directors have to go through this I'm sure.
      I've seen comments claiming Japanese media has a standardized library of terms for all of these kinds of voice sounds to efficiently direct their actors to getting exactly the sounds they want every time. They've *streamlined* this bullshit, it's that important to them.

    • @kaidene573
      @kaidene573 4 года назад +28

      @@DoctorPhileasFragg You know, I've never been able to find any english VA reactions/opinions on these annoying anime grunts, which seem even more awkward in dubbed games, and it just doesn't come out naturally. I wish I could understand what they felt like

    • @alexlight4178
      @alexlight4178 4 года назад +4

      lol

    • @dennisbowen452
      @dennisbowen452 4 года назад +10

      half of dbz dialogue

    • @vintnerw1087
      @vintnerw1087 4 года назад +1

      Best laugh of the year so far.

  • @csk996
    @csk996 4 года назад +2187

    5:12 Dunkey this is not a rectangle. It's a parallelogramm. Your whole argument is invalid

    • @Wuuff
      @Wuuff 4 года назад +94

      Nope, you are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye

    • @shannon1242
      @shannon1242 4 года назад +2

      You forgot the thirst of Roche and Sephiroth.

    • @Savant_Ananya
      @Savant_Ananya 4 года назад

      @@shannon1242 and Andrea Rodeo

    • @sirishgi2597
      @sirishgi2597 4 года назад +1

      You forgot to say "I win bye bye"

    • @csk996
      @csk996 4 года назад +6

      @@Wire_Speed Let me mathsplain you real quick: A Rhombus has four sides of equal length which the shown figure has not. Furthermore every Rhombus is a Parallelogramm, so even if it was a Rhombus my enlightening comment wouldn't have been wrong..
      Therefore I win, bye bye

  • @d-manthecaptain1382
    @d-manthecaptain1382 3 года назад +42

    The idea that Sephiroth doesn't have anything going on in his life is one I adore.

  • @benpokroy528
    @benpokroy528 4 года назад +1919

    Major character: *Fucking dies*
    Cloud: You owe me a pizza

    • @LAVATORR
      @LAVATORR 3 года назад +14

      Cloud is Detective Halligan from Mystery of the Druids but with a better credit score.

    • @Asher17
      @Asher17 3 года назад +81

      To be fair, it was supposed to be a callback to her asking cloud out and offering to make him some special pizza and cloud was just trying to give her a "hold on, you can't die" kind of thing.......that being said, still hilarious, especially because the voice actor said it so forcefully that he comes off as being more angry that she didn't give him pizza than sad that she's dying.

    • @SMCTPG
      @SMCTPG 3 года назад +4

      Yea the way he says it cracks me up every time

    • @oux3456
      @oux3456 3 года назад +5

      Nomura did it again, icecream scene ...

    • @wowsuchhandle
      @wowsuchhandle 2 года назад

      This game in japanese makes more sense, but still too streched out at times.

  • @borgwardd24
    @borgwardd24 4 года назад +802

    Still waiting for the big "Sephiroth is Frogs" reveal in this one. I hope they don't cut that out in the remake.

    • @i_am_B-and
      @i_am_B-and 4 года назад +2

      im fucking hyped for the mungus man

    • @AbsolutCHP
      @AbsolutCHP 4 года назад +2

      @Geralt of Trivia Quick! Summon Bahamut Zero with FFVIII soundtrack XD

    • @RT140952
      @RT140952 4 года назад +2

      Thanks for spoiling, you ruined it for me

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 года назад

      I hope they cut that dumb-o stuff out

  • @ikhalid1418
    @ikhalid1418 4 года назад +3901

    the first time jessie talked i was like "she's cool" but then she continued talking

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 4 года назад +236

      😂😂 based on this video i think she's cute, but like, in that annoying anime way where my higher brain says i shouldn't but my lower brain doesn't care

    • @pef6469
      @pef6469 4 года назад +22

      Jessie is god.

    • @StrikeOnDrifter
      @StrikeOnDrifter 4 года назад +66

      @@pef6469 if she's god then why did she die? HMMMM!?

    • @Liezuli
      @Liezuli 4 года назад +16

      Erica Lindbeck is a treasure so I enjoyed every Jessie line

    • @Momo-kun88
      @Momo-kun88 4 года назад +9

      This was my reaction to Jessie as well.

  • @Whatahorriblenighttohaveacurse
    @Whatahorriblenighttohaveacurse 3 года назад +75

    "ANYBODY ORDER A FUCKING PIZZA!?"
    Jessie didn't

  • @DAMIENDICE
    @DAMIENDICE 4 года назад +1248

    Nomura with Sephiroth's theme couldnt be more fitting.

  • @ianvv2476
    @ianvv2476 4 года назад +3020

    Name: *Cloud*
    Sex:
    -*Male* ✅
    -Female
    Looking for:
    -Girlfriend
    -Sephiroth
    -The *Mayor* ✅
    Edit: came back just to let you know that I already complained on Twitter because dunkey doesn’t like a game I like, smh

    • @aortaplatinum
      @aortaplatinum 4 года назад +38

      If you press up, down, left, right, and then hold C while pressing Start you get the option to look for sailors

    • @jonw9791
      @jonw9791 4 года назад +8

      Im far too busy to talk. I am the Mayor after all.

    • @koopatroop6531
      @koopatroop6531 4 года назад

      @@aortaplatinum there was no C button on ps1 or ps4. Sorry

    • @WoodlandDrake
      @WoodlandDrake 4 года назад +15

      @@aortaplatinum if you hold the controller behind your head, flick the control stick up and down exactly 32 times in 5 seconds, hold down the share button and touch the tip of your nose with your tongue, then... I forget what happens...

    • @solaireofludomedia1323
      @solaireofludomedia1323 4 года назад +1

      Now I’m imagining Sephiroth appearing for an incredible fight and Cloud just looking for The Mayor thank you

  • @timtam5575
    @timtam5575 4 года назад +5659

    I can’t believe the amount of dislikes. It’s like they forgot he holds the world record on bowsers big bean burrito.

    • @LazyKing3D2Y
      @LazyKing3D2Y 4 года назад +54

      somebody sadly beat his record so he doesn't anymore.

    • @wlfgngpck3102
      @wlfgngpck3102 4 года назад +77

      Lazy King he will always have that WR in our hearts. 😂

    • @kenneththam2480
      @kenneththam2480 4 года назад +45

      All those likes are from critics who are nitpicking and biased.

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 4 года назад +17

      Well it wasn't even him it was his brother and he was blindfolded

    • @sauceman8217
      @sauceman8217 4 года назад +8

      The mayor.

  • @SamFromSolitude
    @SamFromSolitude Год назад +63

    Can you remake the first minute of this video 20 years from now and stretch it out to an hour?

    • @youhaveayds8975
      @youhaveayds8975 9 месяцев назад +1

      This is in the bad future where dunkey gives up and starts making hour long video essays about video games

  • @chrisatronx
    @chrisatronx 4 года назад +435

    Original game: Use dolphin to ascend to the Shinra Base in Junon
    Remake: watch the birth of the dolphin, raise the dolphin, go on dolphin fetch quests for dolphin food to raise reputation with the ocean. Dolphin becomes temporary party member in which you both go back in time to save Shamoo. Shamoo turns out to be Hojo's patient 0 in the MAKO(MANA)-AQUATIC symbiosis project. Once your ocean reputation is 10,000 plankton you unlock the dolphin racer minigame at gold saucer.

    • @kei7540
      @kei7540 4 года назад +5

      ?

    • @MyNameIsDecember
      @MyNameIsDecember 4 года назад +6

      Holyyyy shit this comment needs more upvotes. "Reputation with the Ocean"

    • @betaubtesfaultier3607
      @betaubtesfaultier3607 4 года назад

      I'm dead xD

    • @water223
      @water223 4 года назад +2

      Not enough padding, 0/10

    • @Goldiloxz
      @Goldiloxz 4 года назад +2

      I don't know if you're serious or joking

  • @raf_the_riffer
    @raf_the_riffer 4 года назад +1386

    “This guy are sick.” -Aerith
    If this line is not in the spoken dialogue, then I refuse to play the game.

    • @drbarg
      @drbarg 4 года назад +11

      Big man with big wheel!

    • @devinhenderson5765
      @devinhenderson5765 4 года назад +21

      Gonna spoil it for you, it is not. Plus that was in the OG PSX physical release. The rest whether it be on PS4, or the Switch, they fix that grammatical error.

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 4 года назад +14

      Aerith: "Mine!"
      Tifa: *SO, YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*
      Cloud: *nervous sweating*

    • @RodrigoBassoM1986
      @RodrigoBassoM1986 4 года назад +7

      You are that ninja...

    • @ryan_currently_awake8445
      @ryan_currently_awake8445 4 года назад +3

      Don’t you mean pastilda...

  • @zerobeat032
    @zerobeat032 3 года назад +86

    I think part of the problem dialogue wise is square's voice directing. Vanille is a perfect example. they told her English VA to sound EXACTLY like the Japanese one, anime sighs/grunts and all. like what? why... ff7 remake must've done the same kind of directing. it's just more tolerable here (for me at least... honestly I had no issues here). my biggest complaint is replaying it. modern game trappings suck. aka soooo many scripted events you can't skip. my hard mode run was basically groaning until I got in battle because I got tired of squeezing Cloud through walls and passage ways.

    • @namekiz3199
      @namekiz3199 2 года назад +11

      Meanwhile i have no problem with devil may cry 5 cutscene, the English voice sync perfectly with the charaters in that game. Capcom know the shit, while square is just suck

    • @Rithysak101
      @Rithysak101 2 года назад +6

      @@namekiz3199 Capcom prioritize English voice acting over japanese where square enix is the opposite. Although Nico voice acting is worse than anything in ff7.

    • @namekiz3199
      @namekiz3199 2 года назад +3

      @@Rithysak101 i don't think there are any prioritize, jp voice has always been good in any game, it's just the matter of how they want english voice to be, square was just lazy with that

    • @Jfray252
      @Jfray252 2 года назад +3

      @@namekiz3199 FF12 is considered by many one of the best in jrpg, ff13, ff14 , ff15 are top tier of dubbing and they actually have lip sync. FF7R dub is excellent, the problem is the english script has full of mistranslation and prioritize sighs/grunts instead to have a good translation (Ironnicaly in other language the script is more faithful to the jp script). Square made excellent dub but lack consistency, they made good dub with nier or ff but bad one with kingdom hearts or trial mana

  • @flubbajubb4958
    @flubbajubb4958 4 года назад +4288

    I stopped listening to Dunkey when he stopped being an exact clone of me

    • @JJLarge
      @JJLarge 4 года назад +64

      Maybe you're a dunkey clone

    • @ejfunny
      @ejfunny 3 года назад +31

      An exact clone or perfect copy

    • @truenickspivak
      @truenickspivak 3 года назад +9

      @@ejfunny how tall is he?

    • @jaybomb5638
      @jaybomb5638 3 года назад +35

      I stopped liking Dunkey because he has a different opinion from me.

    • @lukulele9
      @lukulele9 3 года назад +7

      wetpenguin referencebbbbb!!!!!

  • @KoalaDonut
    @KoalaDonut 4 года назад +971

    This story was rewritten using the USB steering wheel.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 года назад +21

      Lead writer was his younger brother

    • @ScottSmith-jz8zv
      @ScottSmith-jz8zv 4 года назад +9

      Koala Donut it probably woulda been a lot better if they weren’t blindfolded

    • @disorderrgv
      @disorderrgv 4 года назад +6

      Co written by the donkey kong drums for the Wii

    • @MrCineris
      @MrCineris 4 года назад

      Remember Hey You Pikachu? It was a bad game

    • @justanuff
      @justanuff 4 года назад

      lead acting role was meant to be Will Smith

  • @cloud2389
    @cloud2389 4 года назад +956

    Sephiroth is a mere puppet to the true villain: Eeyore.

  • @macdoninri
    @macdoninri 2 года назад +316

    I always like how Dunkey can simplify a comparison between 2 games
    "OG FFVII - goofy game with serious moments"
    "Remake - serious game with goofy moments"
    as well as
    "TLOU1 ending - dark ending disguised as a happy ending"
    "TLOU2 ending - happy ending disguised as a dark ending"

    • @gypruzzcaccamo6586
      @gypruzzcaccamo6586 2 года назад +18

      I can agree on everything else, but TLOU2 was anything BUT a happy ending. It was a downer ending.

    • @macdoninri
      @macdoninri 2 года назад +9

      @@gypruzzcaccamo6586 well i guess in the context of all the horrible things in that game, TLOU 1's peaceful ending was built on a lie to protect someone but stiill screwed others.
      while TLOU2, Ellie had nonstop flashbacks of Joel fuelling her. Dark, brutal flashbacks. Only at the end she got a split second smiling joel flashback, and she broke away from a cycle that could keep endangering her. It couldve gone worse, but she can always reconnect with those around her that she lost touch with. Instea of draging em down. Agaian, its not Fully happy, literally, more like "better than the alternative"
      but yea, just my appreciation on Dunkeys simplification sometimes.
      but I respect your opinion of it being a crazy downer. I was super sad when i cant play the guitar and cant complete the song she was writing on her notebook the entiire game.

    • @rooty
      @rooty Год назад +6

      How is the TLOU2 ending happy? Everybody lost everything and gained absolutely nothing.

    • @jackalplays5178
      @jackalplays5178 Год назад +7

      @@rooty ellie regained her humanity at the end when she spared abby. The entire game she is a homicidal maniac so at the end where she decideds to let abby go, we know that ellie is done for good and she has a chance at leading a fulfilling life for the future, or at least one Joel would have wanted for her.

    • @rooty
      @rooty Год назад +8

      @@jackalplays5178 true, but she could have done that at the beginning. So she didn't really gain anything, she just returned to square one, at the cost of losing her friends, her lover, her adoptive child, and her mental health. She had to kill and torture dozens of people, which is not something you just forget about and move on. And again, all she "gained" was the peaceful life she already had before. Not a happy ending. But then I don't consider any ending to be happy even when the heroes save the day, if all they manage to do after an emotionally scarring ordeal is restore the status quo.

  • @kennetic9196
    @kennetic9196 4 года назад +2319

    Sephiroth just wants to tell Cloud about his car's extended warranty

  • @ethanmumma4105
    @ethanmumma4105 4 года назад +357

    When Dunkey was talking about Sephiroth being a puppet for the true villian, I was really expecting him to say Big Wheel.

  • @finaleknight
    @finaleknight 4 года назад +1223

    "The great moments of this game"
    -Dunkey shows frogs

    • @spider_dude
      @spider_dude 4 года назад +4

      Ahaha the funny thing is he hated it in the original

    • @donutboi6187
      @donutboi6187 4 года назад +6

      Apo Frog Lock intensifies

    • @dgaspar7536
      @dgaspar7536 4 года назад +5

      manuellk well no duh he’s not gonna like the game. The remake is literally a love letter to the fans of the original

    • @spider_dude
      @spider_dude 4 года назад

      @@dgaspar7536 i wad referring to the frong part man hahaha have you ever seen his video on the original game?

    • @lumberdumperslamlets-go1179
      @lumberdumperslamlets-go1179 4 года назад

      dgaspar7 its the opposite of a love letter to the fans

  • @lidlman6795
    @lidlman6795 3 года назад +158

    broke: The Mayor
    woke: CHAOS

  • @weeberino8283
    @weeberino8283 4 года назад +726

    You know, when Sephiroth didn't say "DID I MINE THAT?" after killing President Shinra, I knew something was off.

    • @wuwei473
      @wuwei473 4 года назад +20

      FF7:R also didn't have a little something for everyone.

    • @ryancooper4874
      @ryancooper4874 4 года назад +8

      Alan Golden the mayor

    • @Alibaba-vw9xj
      @Alibaba-vw9xj 4 года назад +2

      The mayor.

  • @ilanouh
    @ilanouh 4 года назад +779

    7:10 What do you mean "no emotion"? The man is scared, can't you read?

  • @STierGamer
    @STierGamer 4 года назад +812

    Jessie: Dies
    Cloud: The mayor.

  • @xanman2003
    @xanman2003 3 года назад +97

    The guy actually did say "mako" not "mana" therefore, Dunkey is a bad critic. I must record a 40-minute video explaining why. Prepare yourself for the reckoning

    • @DirectorOFun
      @DirectorOFun 3 года назад +1

      Still waiting for that video.

    • @ohnnyj82
      @ohnnyj82 3 года назад +1

      He's right, the president is using the correct Japanese pronunciation. It's not may-ko, it's ma(as in mama)-ko.
      I highly recommend setting the language to Japanese with English subtitles.

  • @rebelfriend5172
    @rebelfriend5172 4 года назад +4442

    Dunkey: *has fair points *
    Internet: “so you have chosen death”

    • @darkmoon2503
      @darkmoon2503 4 года назад +325

      "You think you can just DISLIKE something that I LIKE?! H-how dare you! Now my nostalgia is ruined!" 😡😤😫

    • @slopsterman4793
      @slopsterman4793 4 года назад +103

      You absolute trash RUclipsr how dare you not like a game I like

    • @johnherrera5261
      @johnherrera5261 4 года назад +166

      I'm still getting hate notifications from two weeks ago when I said the remake sucked lol

    • @CheeseMaster75ok
      @CheeseMaster75ok 4 года назад +148

      When he hated on RDR2 (my favorite game) I watched the video, laughed, disagreed, and moved on. But FF7R fans just can't let this one go.

    • @ellisaustinpalacay2799
      @ellisaustinpalacay2799 4 года назад +17

      The reason i really didn’t like this dunk review was him really disregarding the experience a new player may have witg the game

  • @JeremyComans
    @JeremyComans 4 года назад +363

    On older graphics hardware it was difficult for developers to render even a basic love triangle. These days they can accomplish many shapes, such as love trapezoids, and I look forward to the complexity of love shapes we'll see with the PS5/XSX coming out.

    • @samuelG009
      @samuelG009 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @vagnerseibert1748
      @vagnerseibert1748 4 года назад +5

      Love hexagons!

    • @daultonwells625
      @daultonwells625 4 года назад +2

      @@vagnerseibert1748 love dodecahedrons.

    • @BottleWaterson
      @BottleWaterson 4 года назад

      Love Octahedron/D8 seeing the specs shown i wouldnt see a Love D20, not even a Love D10

  • @CatPianoClassics
    @CatPianoClassics 4 года назад +468

    The Mayor part reminded me alot of that Spongebob episode where he is trying to get Patrick to open up a jar and keeps telling him The Lid.

    • @Smokin-that-beef-pack
      @Smokin-that-beef-pack 4 года назад +10

      I was thinking that time they were looking for Squidward in a town full of Squidwards and Patrick ask a fire hydrant if he is Squidward

    • @rentalsnake6542
      @rentalsnake6542 4 года назад +1

      Reminded me of Leo in The Aviator:
      Come in with the milk
      Come in with the milk
      Come in with the milk
      Come in with the milk

    • @userjoinedyourchannel1
      @userjoinedyourchannel1 4 года назад +4

      SEAN

  • @wevegottrouble5891
    @wevegottrouble5891 2 года назад +192

    I'll be honest dunkey, I thought this was an awful take. Worst of all of your takes - but when I saw that the video had zero dislikes, I was convinced that you were right all along. Someone with zero dislikes just can't be wrong about something like this, I'm sorry.

  • @patriotslover1014
    @patriotslover1014 4 года назад +1005

    I genuinely thought the giant robot hand was going to have a backstory about it's creator dying or something.

  • @AtrophySyntrophy
    @AtrophySyntrophy 4 года назад +2664

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    The mayor.
    The mayor who?
    You owe me a pizza.

    • @hokagejason4732
      @hokagejason4732 4 года назад +7

      I did not find this funny.

    • @sallmmaan
      @sallmmaan 4 года назад +7

      Cool

    • @Hitorio
      @Hitorio 4 года назад +26

      @@hokagejason4732 I found your comment informative.

    • @Soup-man
      @Soup-man 4 года назад +8

      Anybody order a fuckin pizza!!?!?!?

    • @ineedbreadloreman5757
      @ineedbreadloreman5757 3 года назад +2

      MY COMEDY IS BROKEN!! I laugh at the words "Among Us" and now I laugh at your excellent comedic skills.

  • @captainkillassist
    @captainkillassist 4 года назад +887

    Sephiroth is a mere puppet to the true antagonist, Pumba from the Lion King

    • @Crazy56U
      @Crazy56U 4 года назад +18

      You see, turns out, Eeyore-

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 4 года назад +10

      And Pumba is secretly being controlled by Bowser from Sonic

    • @wicked5999
      @wicked5999 4 года назад +1

      @@unlimited8410 You tripped up my mind for a second there

    • @anggaihza3074
      @anggaihza3074 4 года назад +1

      Wait, what happen to Booga?

    • @yettel8shrjriene922
      @yettel8shrjriene922 4 года назад

      @@unlimited8410 then sonic was being controlled by pikachu from persona.

  • @ljvwright
    @ljvwright 2 года назад +103

    As someone who played the og and remake, i have legit worries about the future of this game. Midgar is such a small part of the final game, most people are out of there between 2-4 hours max, my and a lot of others fear is that major parts of the future game will be straight up removed or downsized. They still have to bring in so many places and characters plus the massive under water parts. If they spent 27 hours plus just on Midgar, it's obvious others won't get this style of treatment.
    Don't even get me started on the Sephiroth bull in this game. He shouldn't even be in this game if it's focused on Midgar. SE couldn't help blowing their load putting Sephiroth in every 20 minutes because it's 'cool' despite the fact it makes no sense. In fact it ruins Sephiroth as a final boss because you see and fight him all the time. Kind of like Seymour in FF 10 It ruins the final battle with him because you fight the git 3 times before the final fight.

    • @sosbrigaders
      @sosbrigaders 2 года назад +13

      I agree. Only 2 more games left in the series and there is still loads to cover. And sephiroth as the final boss? Like how are they gunna build up the final fight with sephiroth now? And zack is alive smh, they turned the story into a shitshow

    • @ljvwright
      @ljvwright 2 года назад +5

      @@sosbrigaders The final game will have to be over 150gb of memory space. It has too. When we get to the airship and can move from place to place it's going to be incredibly jarring if the places aren't beefed up like Midgar. Places like Junon, Wutai etc will have to be done in similar fashion to make sense.

    • @ljvwright
      @ljvwright 2 года назад +2

      @@sosbrigaders The final fight will probably be some bull crap and it'll probably be someone like Jenova, again, or the actual meteor 🤣🤣

    • @hunterhorsehelmsley7315
      @hunterhorsehelmsley7315 Год назад +5

      Midgar was not that short lmao. It's around 8 hours of a 30 hour game. So around 1/3 which seems about right.

    • @ljvwright
      @ljvwright Год назад +8

      @@hunterhorsehelmsley7315 8 hours in Midgar, my God man you must play the game incredibly slow. I was genuinely out in 2 hours. And you are just wrong about it being a 30 hour game and about it being 1/3. Its more like 1/10th.

  • @HighMisticFive
    @HighMisticFive 4 года назад +226

    Who is the best girl?
    1 - Tifa
    2 - Aerith
    3 - Jesse
    4 - The Mayor
    [edit]
    Additional options:
    5 - Cloud
    6 - Cloud saying "The Mayor"

  • @MEAREMLG
    @MEAREMLG 4 года назад +804

    when the girl was dying I thought the dude would say "the mayor"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +341

    Cloud: (Is a literal harem protagonist)
    Tifa? nah
    Aerith? nah
    Barett? Nah
    Sephiroth? nah
    Mayor: *Yes*

    • @SonicFanChris4
      @SonicFanChris4 4 года назад +1

      The best

    • @Leon-eu2uo
      @Leon-eu2uo 4 года назад

      I see you everywhere lmao

    • @Hitoshuratdn
      @Hitoshuratdn 4 года назад +1

      Why is almost all JRPG games filled with unnecessary and forced love triangle or romance? I mean it's fine if it's optional like Persona(?), can't they just take time with it to slowly build it or better take it out? That's what usually puts me off about JRPG, also because Baldur's Gate completely ruined me.

  • @youhaveayds8975
    @youhaveayds8975 9 месяцев назад +11

    Came back to this to say the voice acting has actually gotten better, it feels like the voice actors really grew into the characters

    • @joel.orleans
      @joel.orleans 9 месяцев назад +6

      i think that’s a major thing BUT another big thing is the game is a lot more comfortable with being what it is. it’s more willing to be silly at times that are uncommon and more serious when it needs to happen. The writing is way better this time. and a big thing is just bc the cringe KNOWS it’s cringe

    • @samoth5161
      @samoth5161 8 месяцев назад +1

      I think it was always good, there was just some awful dialogue in the script for this first game

  • @sarahsantos9628
    @sarahsantos9628 4 года назад +256

    I'm glad they kept the stairs in the Shinra Corp. I really was looking forward to climbing them in HD.

    • @chibidragon4047
      @chibidragon4047 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 4 года назад +16

      For a short time a few years ago there was a joke Speedrun catagory for the game called Shinra Staircase %. It was literally just fastest to get to the top of the Shinra Corp Staircase from a new game. Sadly it doesn't exist any more.

    • @quisblanc3990
      @quisblanc3990 4 года назад +3

      Oh i took the elevator... Its faster... Didnt realize there is stairs

    • @NeoShadowWolf
      @NeoShadowWolf 4 года назад +2

      *THIS SUCKS! I WANNA GO BACK!*

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 4 года назад

      @@quisblanc3990 Yeah, can go up them from the lobby, takes about 25 minutes real time to climb all the way up. There's some funny dialog on the way though, including Tifa calling Barrett a retard. I doubt that line's in the remake.

  • @thefiend3078
    @thefiend3078 4 года назад +5249

    I can't believe dunkey doesn't like the game that I made, I made final fantasy btw

    • @LargeInCharge77
      @LargeInCharge77 4 года назад +218

      You should have voice acted better

    • @thefiend3078
      @thefiend3078 4 года назад +573

      @@LargeInCharge77 sorry I don't speak much englanding

    • @pauligoa4053
      @pauligoa4053 4 года назад +172

      you are such a good developer, engineer from the game team fortress 2

    • @Azumgi
      @Azumgi 4 года назад +87

      WOW is this Will Smith?

    • @omega5159
      @omega5159 4 года назад +119

      My dad works at epic games and he said your lying. Also he’s banning you from roblox

  • @android19willpwn
    @android19willpwn 4 года назад +1467

    Before even clicking I knew, "Dunky must have hated this game." His opinion of anime and games that get Nomura'd are well known, and this game is one of the most Nomura animes I've seen in a while.

    • @GasStationMan
      @GasStationMan 4 года назад +108

      Android 19 I don’t mind this kind of dialog (even though this game really pushed me to the limit). The thing that really bothered me was the other thing dunkey mentioned, the lack of urgency. You wonder around the wall market for three hours even though Tifa is in need of your immediate help, it takes you ten days to reach Biggs from the metro to the plate for a fucking BOMBING mission, and there’s the plate, which I honestly thought isn’t gonna fall at some point.
      Edit: I did enjoy Jessie’s ark though unlike dunkey

    • @VBandit47
      @VBandit47 4 года назад +14

      And Nomura wasn't even the writer

    • @VncentValntine
      @VncentValntine 4 года назад +10

      @@GasStationMan Pillar's under attack? That's cool; but first, ghost stories!

    • @marche800
      @marche800 4 года назад +80

      @@thethinker2372 Nomura is an extremely pretentious artist who somehow found himself directing several major franchises for one of the biggest gaming companies in the world, probaby because he always finds a way to milk a story dry for everything it's worth and somehow got away with retreading the events and locations of Kingdom Hearts 1 like four seperate times and square likes money.

    • @settingittowumbo1953
      @settingittowumbo1953 4 года назад +5

      My dude practically sets himself up when he plays a Japanese game.

  • @UncleCastro
    @UncleCastro 3 года назад +121

    I feel like you know you're watching an anime story when
    a character has debilitating headaches that are remnants of or flashbacks to their backstory. Thank you for bringing this to light.

    • @Danker19991
      @Danker19991 Год назад +8

      Lol your comment sums up how much you actually know about the game. He isn’t having flashbacks, he’s seeing visions of the future from the original game when he loses his mind and everyone dies.

    • @jspantonio8807
      @jspantonio8807 Год назад +4

      Your comment just shows that you haven’t played the game

    • @UncleCastro
      @UncleCastro Год назад +2

      @@jspantonio8807 okay

    • @UncleCastro
      @UncleCastro Год назад +2

      @@Danker19991 okay 👌

  • @HumorDash
    @HumorDash 4 года назад +1306

    Pizza: dies
    Cloud: *you owe me a Jessie*

    • @aggroknight4259
      @aggroknight4259 4 года назад +47

      HumorDash Pizza's last words: "Who... Who's Jessie?"
      Cloud: "The mayor."

    • @Wakkatidusyuna
      @Wakkatidusyuna 4 года назад +8

      Wait this is correct because the “pizza” (plate) dies (onto Sector 7) and takes Jessie, thusly owing cloud a Jessie

    • @skeletonizer7512
      @skeletonizer7512 4 года назад +1

      Stolen 😬😬😬

    • @justinnyugen7015
      @justinnyugen7015 4 года назад

      Sector 7 Plate drops onto the slums...but this time with a combo pizza, as was promised

    • @SamitadeMilanesa
      @SamitadeMilanesa 4 года назад

      I couldn't stop crying when Pizza died; after so much backstory they gave her, who wouldn't?

  • @chefschmixer
    @chefschmixer 4 года назад +599

    The most suprising thing about this review is that Dumley actually liked original FF7

    • @steelyeyes9190
      @steelyeyes9190 4 года назад +5

      Why is that surprising lol

    • @kirbyatethanos
      @kirbyatethanos 4 года назад +130

      @@steelyeyes9190 Dunkey hates JRPGs

    • @MegaShiney99
      @MegaShiney99 4 года назад +3

      @@kirbyatethanos i thought he hated the koreans

    • @Pwnarbullen
      @Pwnarbullen 4 года назад +25

      @@MegaShiney99 no that's twomad

    • @PurposeDriven7_
      @PurposeDriven7_ 4 года назад +3

      Seems like he didn’t even like the original.

  • @jakebefouy8713
    @jakebefouy8713 4 года назад +1353

    Jessie: dying
    Cloud: The mayor

    • @daikyosenshi
      @daikyosenshi 4 года назад +20

      the mayo

    • @NA-hi6rj
      @NA-hi6rj 4 года назад +45

      You owe me a pizza

    • @johnathanbickford8212
      @johnathanbickford8212 4 года назад +2

      Jake Befouy Dude I swear I’m the only person on earth who actually liked Jessie.

    • @ShiroNekoDen
      @ShiroNekoDen 4 года назад

      @@johnathanbickford8212 Jessie was way too thirsty for cloud.

    • @Broekje
      @Broekje 4 года назад

      PIZZA WITH MAYO

  • @jackson4672
    @jackson4672 2 года назад +241

    In the original, Jesse's death (along with Biggs and Wedge) is emotional despite the player not really interacting with them much. Barret has several outbursts of rage and outbursts of despair, with Cloud and Tifa trying to calm him down.
    In the remake Cloud wants a pizza

    • @vincentgraymore
      @vincentgraymore 2 года назад +22

      In the Remake, you have literal time cops watching a terrorist bleed out and ensuring that she does during what is supposed to be a heartfelt moment. They would with force drag Cloud and Tifa away if they tried to heal her, and it stands to reason that they would toss her off the pillar is she survived on her own (like how they toss Wedge off the Shinra building way to late). I don't get how that is supposed to inspire the same immersion as the OG had about death being sudden and might take a while to realize what actually happened. We also saw history undone as well as someone survived an impossible situation, so it feels surreal in comparison to the OG.

    • @vedaryan334
      @vedaryan334 2 года назад +8

      It's not even the line itself that's bad. Itself a reference I think, but the voice acting doesn't do it justice like at all, even if cloud is supposed to be awkward. It should be more like Ryan Gosling and less Keanu Reeves

    • @hamachibeans4471
      @hamachibeans4471 2 года назад +24

      @@vedaryan334 I now get what they were going for with the pizza line, obviously it supposed to inspire hope and be lighthearted like “you’ll make it through this and get me that pizza”.
      Movies and stuff do that all the time, but the voice actor for cloud took bad acting to an art form like the room or some shit. It’s not that it sounded like he was reading off a script, cause he put a hint of emotion into it, but the emotion he put in was fuckin annoyance. He sounded genuinely ticked off he wasn’t getting his pizza. Due to that delivery, I didn’t realize they where going for that movie cliche of “you’ll get out of this” when I heard that line out of context. The voice actor for cloud truly went above and beyond to make it an awful delivery

    • @junzeroni
      @junzeroni Год назад +8

      In the original, I was actually pretty taken aback when these characters got dispatched. Regardless of how I felt about Avalanche, it made me angry at Shinra Corp. and made me want to bring the fight to their HQ. In this version of the game, all three characters are annoying as hell and I was looking forward to them getting wrecked.

    • @intestines6343
      @intestines6343 Год назад +3

      in the original i didnt give a single fuck about those 3 but i kinda like the characters in the remake

  • @Dragoncurse4
    @Dragoncurse4 4 года назад +622

    This game is Nomura's convoluted way of explaining how Cloud, Tifa, and Aerith ended up in the Kingdom Hearts universe.

    • @protip9727
      @protip9727 4 года назад +127

      Aerith: *gets stabbed*
      Donald Duck: "tHiS lOoKs LiKe A gOoD sPoT tO fInD sOmE iNgReDiEnTs!"

    • @makoro9161
      @makoro9161 4 года назад +3

      @@protip9727 broo lmao

    • @The-Azure-Knight
      @The-Azure-Knight 4 года назад +1

      Nomura isn't the writer. He's the director. So don't blame him for the story.

    • @michaelgwartney2672
      @michaelgwartney2672 4 года назад +4

      @@The-Azure-Knight There is literally an interview where they say tetsuya nomura was in charge of all plot and story

    • @antonco2
      @antonco2 4 года назад

      @@The-Azure-Knight are you hearing yourself

  • @107Pedro
    @107Pedro 4 года назад +1207

    Internet "my god we love Jessie"
    Dunkey "nobody cares about jessie"
    6/5 nobody cares about knack

    • @LikeADamnFIDDLE
      @LikeADamnFIDDLE 4 года назад +45

      Ngl jessies voice is annoying, no absolutely, no disrespect to the voice actor.

    • @anthg4563
      @anthg4563 4 года назад +50

      Jessie is a queen

    • @Kage-jk4pj
      @Kage-jk4pj 4 года назад +61

      Jessie looks like a dude with a cowboy hat in the original and has no personality. This is a huge improvement. Also the president clearly said mako not mana. The voice actor said it right.

    • @justinc.5591
      @justinc.5591 4 года назад +26

      They should make Knack playable in Final Fantasy VII. This would instantly make the game a masterpiece.

    • @PassiveWealth
      @PassiveWealth 4 года назад +42

      "Nobody cares about Jessie" was one of the 45 things he said in this review that couldn't have been more wrong if you put it into the evil Batcomputer

  • @leaxl08
    @leaxl08 4 года назад +1009

    "You owe me a pizza" is the new "Who else will I eat ice cream with?"

    • @Poulpeh
      @Poulpeh 4 года назад +51

      Okay I believe you

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +22

      Darkness

    • @obligatedorb5202
      @obligatedorb5202 4 года назад +16

      Darkness within Darkness

    • @deezstfu
      @deezstfu 4 года назад +8

      roxas is shaking

    • @kashstory
      @kashstory 4 года назад +15

      @@vxoblivionxv The pizza thing actually has a context that makes more sense than the Roxas thing. It just was badly delivered.

  • @KeijoAmbersson
    @KeijoAmbersson 3 года назад +636

    The original is one of my favorite games ever. I really, really liked this remake too. The combat is damn fun and the highpoints like air buster fight hit so damn hard. Main characters while corny, are pretty faithful to the original ones. Soundtrack is mastapeece, and overall audiovisually the game smells like money. In a good way.
    And I agree with all of dunk's criticism. The game would be a lot better without the needless padding. It seeps through badly on repeat playthroughs. And the padding does take away from the urgency of the story. Sephiroth has no menace or impact left, he's now like a weird co-worker you see every morning. Nomura-ghosts suck dick. If they want the ongoing story to deviate from the original, they could've done it without this timeline dumbfuckery.

    • @vincentgraymore
      @vincentgraymore 3 года назад +7

      Just asking. I agree with the ghosts and Sephiroth thing (although more forgiving of Sephiroth than the whisperers) but is it overall positive for you, and would you like so many others insist that this new "storyline" was needed in order to be interesting?

    • @KeijoAmbersson
      @KeijoAmbersson 3 года назад +26

      @@vincentgraymore Overall it was positive, I really did enjoy myself, enough to do another hardmode playthrough + Weiss recently.
      I watched also watched Spoiler mode with maximillian dood few days ago, and he does highlight some good and clearly planned stuff on the plot. So maybe i'm a bit more forgiving on it now. Still hate the ghosts though. And there is a big risk on future parts. They have more freedom now to do new stuff, but some of the new stuff is not exactly encouraging. But then again, things like honeybee and hell house are practically new, they share very little with their original counterparts, and are amazing.
      I guess it is kind of exciting not knowing what they'll do. Or a mix of excitement and dread.

    • @800words.
      @800words. 3 года назад +4

      I agree with you but I still really enjoyed the game

    • @jaybomb5638
      @jaybomb5638 2 года назад +1

      I still enjoy the game but i actually like the ghosts

    • @basidiomycota5067
      @basidiomycota5067 2 года назад +1

      They're really not that faithful. Cloud doesn't crack dumbass jokes in the original. He's quite, reserved, and very serious. In the remake he's an annoying bitch.

  • @dusto1878
    @dusto1878 3 года назад +1757

    I would much rather hear a character scream OW FUCK when they get a headache instead of them going HNNGG

    • @idontknow4398
      @idontknow4398 3 года назад +126

      Am I the only one who doesn't mind the anime sounds lol

    • @ImGonnaFudgeThatFish
      @ImGonnaFudgeThatFish 3 года назад +29

      a scream would do too, you know

    • @idontknow4398
      @idontknow4398 3 года назад +12

      @@Limulouse Imagine not watching anime smh couldn't be me

    • @sheeeitmayn4384
      @sheeeitmayn4384 3 года назад +212

      The grunts always sound a tad sexual too, it's always so weird makes me uncomfortable

    • @macietyler8677
      @macietyler8677 3 года назад +57

      Nobody seems to realize that they did those anime grunts in the original too, except it was more annoying because it was actually written in the text boxes.

  • @yokanism
    @yokanism 4 года назад +348

    "Camera keeps pullin back,
    Will smith men in black"
    Dunkey straight spittin bars

  • @carlosh9476
    @carlosh9476 3 года назад +179

    This review perfectly summarized why I couldn’t finish this game. Aerith asking me to pick flowers but this time I HAVE TO WALK THE WHOLE TIME AND PICK THE SAME FLOWER THREE TIMES was the last straw.

    • @myon9431
      @myon9431 3 года назад +14

      That was skippable lol

    • @ikop5829
      @ikop5829 2 года назад +26

      @@myon9431 whole game is skippable if you don't buy it. Who cares if it's skippable if playing it sucks? Why's it in the game if it's bad?

    • @myon9431
      @myon9431 2 года назад +22

      @@ikop5829 I mean, if it sucks you probably want it to be skippable, no? I really love Aerith so I enjoyed doing even a mundane task like that with her. And grumpy Cloud holding a flower basket was just cute lol.

    • @ikop5829
      @ikop5829 2 года назад +15

      @@myon9431 maybe if there's a warning sign that pops up to say "skip this because it's bad" but unfortunately you don't know it's bad until you try it. I found the character interactions pretty cliché, unsurprisingly I guess given how long it's been since the original's release and how even the original wasn't exactly groundbreaking with its characters.

    • @myon9431
      @myon9431 2 года назад +17

      @@ikop5829 I mean if you want your experiences to be so linear like that, maybe video games just aren't for you. Just read a book or watch a movie, then you can skip more easily and there's no side content.

  • @TheGrades90
    @TheGrades90 4 года назад +589

    FF VII is a goofy game with serious moments
    FF VIIR is a serious game with goofy moments.
    Nailed it, bunk.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, not much for me to say other than I agree, that was an illustrative comparison

    • @accountwontlastlong1
      @accountwontlastlong1 4 года назад

      I thought you were talking about Neptunia for a second.

    • @TheGrades90
      @TheGrades90 4 года назад +6

      No Fun Intended Unintentionally yeah. Serious tone, though.

    • @maskedlovewarrior
      @maskedlovewarrior 4 года назад +1

      @No Fun Intended it's like these people didn't see the fat chocobo or the autistic kid that gives you magical marbles. The game is comedy gold.

    • @El_Andru
      @El_Andru 4 года назад +1

      That line is perfect.
      It put into words a taste in videogames I love so much. D4, Braid, Undertale fit into that

  • @TheSilentWalkerz
    @TheSilentWalkerz 4 года назад +1736

    Twitter: Nope, you’re nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye!

    • @kanesmith3661
      @kanesmith3661 4 года назад +70

      PoliticallyIncorrect Videos Wow I guess I was wrong about the quality of the video game, I guess I should force myself to enjoy it

    • @juliancumming6893
      @juliancumming6893 4 года назад +31

      That's literally twitter, if you have a sensible opinion and you are respectful about it then your automatically wrong.

    • @markmarkmark_
      @markmarkmark_ 4 года назад +41

      @@juliancumming6893 people on Twitter think they automatically win when they gather an angry mob

    • @will1603
      @will1603 4 года назад +2

      Where did this nitpicking and biased meme come from

    • @sebsthexeno9460
      @sebsthexeno9460 4 года назад +5

      Will 1 Watch Dunkey’s video “Game Critics Part 2”

  • @rodanthechicken6308
    @rodanthechicken6308 4 года назад +1476

    Ya i stop listening to this guy after he said The Diary of a wimpy kid Movies wasnt the greatest movie franchise of all time.

    • @shwnholroydful
      @shwnholroydful 4 года назад +9

      I know right. Wtf?

    • @scythegrill4673
      @scythegrill4673 4 года назад +64

      I stopped liking him when he said League was a bad game, that's when I started loving him

    • @exiledcowboy298
      @exiledcowboy298 4 года назад +7

      Scythe Grill true its so bad. I stopped playing. But guess What? I’m back at it again lmao. Its still bad tho but i am addicted i have spent too much time and money. Can’t delete my account

    • @StalwartMH
      @StalwartMH 4 года назад +3

      ​@@exiledcowboy298 How dare you say one bad thing about something I like, I'm personally offended now and you should all care.

    • @ante6892
      @ante6892 4 года назад +1

      MshLadeO lol