Jordan Schlansky's Product Review: Darth Vader Helmet | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • CONAN Highlight: Jordan is so enamored of his eFx Darth Vader replica mask that he doesn't even want to take it out of the box, which hurts Conan's feelings.
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Комментарии • 3,2 тыс.

  • @MintyCanRead
    @MintyCanRead 8 лет назад +4773

    I actually breathed a sigh of relief for Jordan when the video ended without Conan destroying the mask.

    • @KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons
      @KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons 6 лет назад +48

      Me too!!!

    • @miguelgalarion3285
      @miguelgalarion3285 5 лет назад +184

      I still remember Harrison Ford destroying Jordan’s LEGO Millenium Falcon and how he just stood there, contemplating life

    • @TheNativeEngine
      @TheNativeEngine 5 лет назад +5

      Me too.

    • @BazIrvine
      @BazIrvine 5 лет назад +4

      Part 2!

    • @ajet0452
      @ajet0452 5 лет назад +17

      You guys realize this is always scripted right?

  • @Byrnzi360
    @Byrnzi360 7 лет назад +1707

    “Why am I wearing gloves?”
    “Due to your unpredictable nature...”
    🤣

    • @moasanenjamir
      @moasanenjamir 4 года назад +22

      So that means Conan was responsible for Corona? Interesting Jordan...

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 года назад +11

      5:17
      “May I remove it from the...?”
      “Uh, no...no, you can't.”

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 3 года назад +4

      I have provided like #666 on this comment 🙏

    • @Byrnzi360
      @Byrnzi360 3 года назад +3

      @@austins.2495 How fiendishly clever of you!

    • @PaulZArts
      @PaulZArts 3 года назад +1

      Like a father to a child.

  • @saintsataniko2116
    @saintsataniko2116 3 года назад +606

    Who else was shocked that Conan actually respected Jordan's wishes and didn't dive in headfirst to sully his helmet?

    • @EUCLlD
      @EUCLlD 3 года назад +27

      Probably knows what the thing's worth is 😅

    • @mikevisby8744
      @mikevisby8744 2 года назад +16

      I was worried Conan was going to do something to it, that is one of his things. But I am glad he didn't, limited quantity collector's items like this are impossible to replace.

    • @oceaneo4603
      @oceaneo4603 2 года назад +5

      Well, I do. He's not a jerk !

    • @fastica
      @fastica Год назад +5

      When that happens is usually staged, like when Harrison Ford broke 'his' LEGO Millennium Falcon.

    • @Nerevar666
      @Nerevar666 9 месяцев назад

      It is kind of funnier this way, I think. Just the two of them wearing masks and gloves but not being able to touch it.

  • @martingarciaarvidson6684
    @martingarciaarvidson6684 8 лет назад +10043

    Jordan Schlansky is actually a comedic genius. Instead of being a boring employee who just laughs at Conan's jokes, he actually has his own character to play along with Conan. He's ironically the most useful person on Conan's team :D

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 лет назад +263

      Martin Garcia Arvidson only it isn't a character he plays, but rather is how he actually behaves

    • @martingarciaarvidson6684
      @martingarciaarvidson6684 8 лет назад +836

      Mikhail Kalashnikov Nah bro its definitely a character. Ive seen him almost break character a couple of times. he may have similar traits in his real personality, but hes obviously making an exaggerated character for the camera, and for the views. and it definitely brings the views.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 лет назад +305

      ***** it's not a character. I met him in person at Comic Con last year when Conan went over. Where did you see him "break character"? He does exaggerate a little with the serious no-nonsense part, but all that stuff about being obsessed with facts... That's all him

    • @DDPK
      @DDPK 8 лет назад +48

      its not for views. thats really how he acts

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 8 лет назад +298

      "At Comic Con"
      Where everyone dress up as characters.

  • @jordanschlansky2243
    @jordanschlansky2243 7 лет назад +6318

    Conan does not respect or understand my emotions nor the arousal the sensual gratification I feel in me when I look at this master piece

    • @christinah6972
      @christinah6972 5 лет назад +228

      You speak so elegantly I love it

    • @baybrothersfishingandhunti9776
      @baybrothersfishingandhunti9776 5 лет назад +43

      Creep

    • @নিৰৱকুমাৰদাস
      @নিৰৱকুমাৰদাস 5 лет назад +14

      wtf even xDD ahahahaah

    • @occipitalneuralgia2339
      @occipitalneuralgia2339 5 лет назад +51

      I really hope you are really like this, and not choosing to fake a person with Aspergers Autism for the sake of comedy. You are quite a fascinating individual , and be proud of being Autistic. If you both are faking this persona, it just endorses a-holes watching to be bullies towards those with neurological differences. As ever more children are born with autism, someday we will all wonder what is “normal?”

    • @PureCastoroil
      @PureCastoroil 5 лет назад +30

      Prepare his body in various ways so that, he won't do this ever to a fake Italian.

  • @timothypickarski5234
    @timothypickarski5234 5 лет назад +2906

    I felt bad for Jordan on this one all he’s trying to do is enjoy his cool Darth Vader mask and this very tall leprechaun is absolutely laying into him.

    • @waylonjones2813
      @waylonjones2813 5 лет назад +125

      Leprechaun...?! What is that? Is that like an anti-Irish slam?

    • @igormorozov666
      @igormorozov666 5 лет назад +14

      It's all part of the show. Relax

    • @meghanwrosch2757
      @meghanwrosch2757 5 лет назад +7

      Darth Vader is a fictional character. Leprechauns are fictional. Conan is not. It’s an act. Sheesh. Relax.

    • @dazedandconfuzzled9340
      @dazedandconfuzzled9340 5 лет назад +4

      It's almost like Conan's a comedian, and routinely makes fun of his employees

    • @Autotrope
      @Autotrope 5 лет назад +7

      It's an illustration of how bullying works

  • @madnessinisolation
    @madnessinisolation 8 лет назад +848

    "Due to your unpredictable nature..."
    You made the right call Jordan.

    • @jhenmoran2
      @jhenmoran2 8 месяцев назад

      Then why is jordan wearing gloves also? Logical fallacy.

    • @ohh2752
      @ohh2752 3 месяца назад +3

      @@jhenmoran2 Cause when Conan picks it up, Jordan would have to pry it from Conan's hands. Logical fallacy that

  • @turdferguson9452
    @turdferguson9452 8 лет назад +3084

    Jordan is very passionate about what he loves.

    • @maryhope1474
      @maryhope1474 8 лет назад +74

      That must mean Jordan can feel emotions. This is a huge breakthrough!

    • @dabodeh2201
      @dabodeh2201 8 лет назад +34

      +Jacques the Comic The script for emotions is working perfectly

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 8 лет назад +9

      Jacques the Unfunny Person Of course he can feel emotion. He just choose not to show it to other people. I can relate quite well with him.

    • @Sugoisheesh2244
      @Sugoisheesh2244 7 лет назад

      RUclips Commenter 歐

    • @alphabanjaxedbanshee7034
      @alphabanjaxedbanshee7034 7 лет назад

      To a very 'I hate everyone' style

  • @UGHITSJOE
    @UGHITSJOE 7 лет назад +838

    I am OBSESSED with these videos hahaha

  • @MegaWesen
    @MegaWesen 8 лет назад +962

    Schlansky never fails to cheer me up... in various ways...

    • @vash347
      @vash347 8 лет назад +46

      but does he arouse you....

    • @MegaWesen
      @MegaWesen 8 лет назад +91

      I believe thats a private matter

    • @ashtree8868
      @ashtree8868 8 лет назад +23

      +vash347 sexually or sensually

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 6 лет назад +1

      Ash Tree probably both

    • @lee9333
      @lee9333 6 лет назад +5

      I feel that way when grooming my body

  • @stephman3154
    @stephman3154 8 лет назад +590

    Jordan Schlansky should do an education series bc I actually started learning stuff when he was speaking

    • @cable5032
      @cable5032 8 лет назад +3

      exactly

    • @carlosgomezzzzzzz
      @carlosgomezzzzzzz 8 лет назад +3

      he knows a lot of stuff

    • @muterecord58
      @muterecord58 8 лет назад +21

      +Steph Man "Jordan Shlansky present's Fun With Flags"

    • @andyandyKZ
      @andyandyKZ 8 лет назад +7

      +Steph Man i know, like the thing about soap...?

    • @MaffeMitchel
      @MaffeMitchel 8 лет назад +2

      +andyandyKZ it's true. you've never noticed when you're under the shower or in bath that some of the water drops get trapped on your body? anyway i like to finish what he was about to say before he was interrupted: that soap is an emulsifier that bonds the oil on your skin so it will mixture with water instead of deflecting it (so soap is not just used simply for hygiene but over time waste also)

  • @ChrisRayGun
    @ChrisRayGun 6 лет назад +1282

    "These are benevolent pursuits."

    • @nate6360
      @nate6360 4 года назад +3

      uploading is also a benevolent pursuit.
      jk youve actually been great with uploads recently

    • @sinphus
      @sinphus 4 года назад

      Chris Ray Gun ruclips.net/video/RyLT-MNkszc/видео.html

    • @joetec6674
      @joetec6674 4 года назад +3

      Hey it's the Puerto Rican god himself. Love ya Chris :)

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 4 года назад +4

      ""These are benevolent pursuits."
      'benevolent' is a bit of a stretch...

    • @NandiCollector
      @NandiCollector 4 года назад +1

      *4:45** they predicted 2020! LMAO*

  • @Supermanohman
    @Supermanohman 8 лет назад +1640

    I only clicked on this because Jordan is in it.

    • @JS-xu8es
      @JS-xu8es 6 лет назад +1

      Dude same i like his personality so much that makes him special😊😊😊😊

    • @annieryan1481
      @annieryan1481 6 лет назад

      Me too.

    • @leontrotsky3715
      @leontrotsky3715 6 лет назад

      same here pal

  • @fordis2
    @fordis2 8 лет назад +404

    Can we just get a Conan and Jordan Movie already?

    • @blitzy7961
      @blitzy7961 8 лет назад +11

      Also starring Timothy Olyphant & Bill Burr.

    • @Vendrix86
      @Vendrix86 8 лет назад +2

      +The SJP City as well as Harrison Ford, Steve Yeun, and Jeff Goldblum

    • @yurei0624
      @yurei0624 8 лет назад +4

      guest staring pierre bernard

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 лет назад +5

      Eww no.

    • @fordis2
      @fordis2 8 лет назад

      ***** lol let's not get too ahead of ourselves...
      patience is a virtue

  • @amanpanda4497
    @amanpanda4497 4 года назад +117

    I love Jordans passion. I don't care if he's playing an over exaggerated version of himself. His assessments are always on point. His research and focus on quality is amazing.

    • @than0zZ
      @than0zZ Год назад

      Always on point. Like when he answered "what does espresso mean"? 🤔

    • @rhysioeren3203
      @rhysioeren3203 Год назад +1

      I don't think he was exaggerating, as a star wars fan myself, I could guarantee I would be as careful as he was with this helmet, specially if it is a unique version of it which I believe was the point of the whole thing.

  • @UberNeuman
    @UberNeuman 8 лет назад +2423

    Sorry, Conan. I'm on Team Schlansky.
    TEAM SCHLANSKY!!!!!

    • @Drudeed
      @Drudeed 8 лет назад +4

      +UberNeuman TEAM SCHLANSKY FOREVER!

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 лет назад +45

      I think I should have my own show.

    • @h4ppyc8mp3r2
      @h4ppyc8mp3r2 8 лет назад +4

      +Jordan Schlansky I'd watch it 😉

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 лет назад +36

      And it will be on NBC.

    • @marvinuhilarious
      @marvinuhilarious 8 лет назад +1

      How 'bout C-Span.

  • @jacobprigmore1301
    @jacobprigmore1301 8 лет назад +308

    Jordan Schlansky gives me life.

    • @sartanko
      @sartanko 8 лет назад +5

      +JMPHeinz 57
      So that's why he's so completely and utterly devoid of it himself!

    • @jacobprigmore1301
      @jacobprigmore1301 8 лет назад

      +Dan Slash lol

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 лет назад +4

      +Woozlewuzzleable I do not condone to this..

    • @starxhilmie
      @starxhilmie 8 лет назад

      +JMPHeinz 57 sorry Spidey, you look like crayon drawing in the movie, just sayin

  • @schec1015
    @schec1015 5 лет назад +103

    "There's an implication of judgement, here." I'm gonna start using that when people ask me about my tastes.

  • @betsykirkland418
    @betsykirkland418 8 лет назад +691

    I legitimately wanted to hear what Jordan was saying about oils and the skin and germs..haha

    • @divefraggle
      @divefraggle 6 лет назад +15

      Yeah, just when it was getting good.

    • @PokeySoggybottom
      @PokeySoggybottom 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/wTuRmwSkuzQ/видео.html

    • @sinphus
      @sinphus 4 года назад

      Betsy Kirkland ruclips.net/video/RyLT-MNkszc/видео.html

    • @paxas03
      @paxas03 4 года назад +2

      Dirt and pathogens stik to the fats, our skin release fat on the surface, and soap remove fats, so remove the gems, also destroys the virus because their surface have lipids (fats), on their composition.

  • @Supermanohman
    @Supermanohman 8 лет назад +939

    Jordan Schlansky's wikipedia page says, when talking about his youtube videos, "They are frequently among the most popular clips on RUclips."

    • @billyrigby4839
      @billyrigby4839 7 лет назад +88

      Oh god, of course, he edited his own Wiki page lol

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 7 лет назад +94

      Lmao, sounds just like him. The calmest and most analytical way to slightly stroke your ego I've ever seen, lol. Perfect Schlansky.

    • @wolverineiscool7161
      @wolverineiscool7161 6 лет назад +2

      lolol

    • @bentrask8399
      @bentrask8399 6 лет назад

      Deathbrewer 8

    • @Ongoingwhy
      @Ongoingwhy 6 лет назад +17

      I believe the man sips on a glass of wine as he peruses comments on his youtube videos.

  • @orpa007
    @orpa007 6 лет назад +67

    "Due to your unpredictable nature."
    Aw man

  • @JackSather
    @JackSather 8 лет назад +227

    anyone else get slightly disgruntled when Conan cut off Jordan while talking about soap? I was genuinely interested haha

  • @williamjameslehy1341
    @williamjameslehy1341 8 лет назад +133

    I'm SO glad that Jordan segments are back. I was afraid that he'd gone back to his home planet.

  • @cameronschmit6472
    @cameronschmit6472 5 лет назад +166

    I love how Conan is making fun of Jordan for being a star wars nerd, but then he said that the guy's username was jubjub86, which is actually a pretty deep cut. It's a reference to a noise one of the Ewoks makes in ROTJ.

    • @GNWP67
      @GNWP67 5 лет назад +2

      dalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

    • @josephmartin4727
      @josephmartin4727 5 лет назад

      Cameron Schmit French Mediterranean dish

    • @SniffyPoo
      @SniffyPoo 4 года назад +3

      that's the whole point, shame those who get it

    • @KULTOFKYLE
      @KULTOFKYLE 3 года назад +5

      You mean yub nub? I think Conan just generalizes fantasy/scific names as a joke. He's used that specific one in other non-star wars vids before iirc.

    • @ColonelSandurz
      @ColonelSandurz 3 года назад +13

      Jub-Jub is also the name of Patty and Selma's pet iguana. I wonder if Conan was the writer during those episodes.

  • @AKABoondock19
    @AKABoondock19 8 лет назад +250

    THANK YOU TEAM COCO FOR GETTING US LOTS OF NEW JORDAN VIDS!!!

  • @LegionIvory
    @LegionIvory 8 лет назад +1605

    Little by little, Jordan slowly breaks.

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 лет назад +293

      No I dont

    • @normaalberto5509
      @normaalberto5509 8 лет назад

      +Jordan Schlansky 😂😂😂

    • @CartoonGoat
      @CartoonGoat 8 лет назад +4

      +Jordan Schlank You are awesome...

    • @nichollsalazar6413
      @nichollsalazar6413 8 лет назад +1

      +Jordan Schlansky HI Jordan 😆

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 8 лет назад +6

      +Legion Ivory Jordan will one day become a real boy!

  • @reginaphalange2637
    @reginaphalange2637 5 лет назад +68

    It’s amazing how many remotes Jordan is able to be in given all his various tasks

  • @Lorem_ipsum123
    @Lorem_ipsum123 8 лет назад +341

    Jordan Schlansky for President

    • @myazimmer9490
      @myazimmer9490 8 лет назад +2

      AGREED!!!

    • @LizardSquid6969
      @LizardSquid6969 8 лет назад +2

      yes

    • @oledevo
      @oledevo 8 лет назад +14

      +Lorem_ipsum He would not like to be in a position where lethal firearms are carried by other homo sapiens around his body at all times due to the mental stress on his cerebral cortex.

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 8 лет назад +5

      We know he'd be better than Trump!

    • @tsukishimakei1955
      @tsukishimakei1955 8 лет назад +62

      "what is your job as president?"
      "I have various responsibilities"

  • @Regina-Phalange
    @Regina-Phalange 8 лет назад +353

    OHMYGOSH!! I felt sooo bad for Jordan when Harrison Ford broke his Millennium Falcon. I am glad this time he was more cautious!

    • @dillclinton4379
      @dillclinton4379 8 лет назад +3

      always wondered if that was real

    • @Regina-Phalange
      @Regina-Phalange 8 лет назад +11

      Dill Clinton If it was really, it would have shattered his heart into as many pieces and the broken Millennium Falcon

    • @tommywilliams8170
      @tommywilliams8170 8 лет назад +4

      Regina Phalange Real or fake it was so funny. As is all of the Jordan videos.

    • @andrewrhoades9401
      @andrewrhoades9401 8 лет назад +56

      +Dill Clinton It's gotta be fake. I can't imagine Harrison Ford, or Conan for that matter, being that rude. I'm sure it was a fake Falcon and Jordan got another one signed.

    • @paladinheadquarters7776
      @paladinheadquarters7776 5 лет назад +12

      I think it was scripted a bit. Or semi, with a bit of improvising. However Jordan new it was going to happen I think

  • @Gpob89
    @Gpob89 5 лет назад +294

    “These are benevolent pursuits.”

    • @treehuggerkyle
      @treehuggerkyle 5 лет назад +3

      Grant O'Brien That’s where I lost it 🤣

    • @AntonioJay1204
      @AntonioJay1204 5 лет назад +1

      Translating "Yes, I was looking through the geeky websites in the office."

  • @Jaximillion1
    @Jaximillion1 8 лет назад +234

    I can never tell if Jordan is actually like this, or if he's such a good actor that he can resist the urge to laugh and keep in character!

    • @Seamorehoffman789
      @Seamorehoffman789 8 лет назад +33

      I'm 80% sure that he is just like this

    • @haikusfrombuddha
      @haikusfrombuddha 8 лет назад +68

      +Jax The Jackal Team CoCo staffers did an AMA and shared that he really is like that except he plays it up a little bit more in front of the camera.

    • @blueeyesaf
      @blueeyesaf 8 лет назад +6

      +Jax The Jackal There was a remote, I can't remember which one, where there was a bit where he broke and laughed and acted normal. I imagine that he CAN be like this, though less severe, but I doubt this is how he is all the time or that he's ever actually this odd.

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 лет назад +32

      I'm just like this. I 'keep it real'. I think that's what the cool kids say.

    • @Seamorehoffman789
      @Seamorehoffman789 8 лет назад +5

      +Jordan Schlansky if only you were the real schlansky

  • @happybunnywabbit
    @happybunnywabbit 8 лет назад +469

    I actually thought conan would break the helmet...

    • @ihurricane7
      @ihurricane7 8 лет назад +8

      same

    • @daviddaaannggg
      @daviddaaannggg 8 лет назад +2

      +Ed sheeran Harrison Ford would've lmao

    • @VexedFilms
      @VexedFilms 8 лет назад +15

      +Ed sheeran That would be a friendship ender right there

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 8 лет назад +8

      +daviddaaannggg Harrison: "that would make it more valuable."

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 8 лет назад +11

      Conan's an arsehole, not a monster.

  • @Ghouse666
    @Ghouse666 7 лет назад +41

    Conan and Jordan have some of the best on screen chemistry I've ever seen.

  • @The8347135
    @The8347135 8 лет назад +470

    Jordan as a young child:
    "I am indifferent to this motion picture that is currently being displayed on the screen at this current moment"

    • @gameshock3897
      @gameshock3897 5 лет назад +4

      You need more likes, and you need them now.

    • @Zambicus
      @Zambicus 5 лет назад +16

      "But what a compelling piece of cinematic sculpting artistry."

    • @sinphus
      @sinphus 4 года назад

      The8347135 ruclips.net/video/RyLT-MNkszc/видео.html

  • @EngineeringExplained
    @EngineeringExplained 8 лет назад +2153

    When's Schlansky gonna do a car review?!

    • @mr.chipwhitley8770
      @mr.chipwhitley8770 8 лет назад +11

      +Engineering Explained ... for a Prius most likely lol

    • @mr.chipwhitley8770
      @mr.chipwhitley8770 8 лет назад +16

      Zebra Oh hell, haha! I remember when he came in late to work on it.

    • @digitalproductions4758
      @digitalproductions4758 8 лет назад +18

      +Engineering Explained Hello everyone and welcome!

    • @migueltejada619
      @migueltejada619 7 лет назад +12

      Can we get jordan schlanksy to do a walkaround/review of his vespa, and why he chooses to ride it

    • @ApexATL
      @ApexATL 7 лет назад +5

      I would absolutely watch this

  • @livegun5572
    @livegun5572 4 года назад +75

    i was worried about that helmet with Conan around. i was holding my breath

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 года назад +5

      It's hilarious how the audience actually went “ohhh nooo...” @4:09 when Conan swore to Jordan he won't damage it. Lmao.

  • @sten260
    @sten260 7 лет назад +242

    I like him a lot, he stays confident, always has an answer to everything and conan bullshitting him means nothing to him, seems like an intelligent guy

    • @kazyle3897
      @kazyle3897 5 лет назад +8

      Blows me away people cant tell this is scripted

    • @therealitalianstallon7256
      @therealitalianstallon7256 3 года назад +6

      @saul it’s scripted but Jordan is actually kinda like irl although he has a character and has broken character many times

    • @DJ-ov2it
      @DJ-ov2it 3 года назад +1

      @@kazyle3897 because it isnt. watch the livestream about italy. some people are just gifted at coming up with witty and well formulated sentences.

    • @DJ-ov2it
      @DJ-ov2it 3 года назад

      ​@lacedtaco216 nah

    • @kazyle3897
      @kazyle3897 3 года назад

      @@DJ-ov2it cant tell if youre a troll or a complete moron

  • @Azrael095
    @Azrael095 8 лет назад +35

    Just give Jordan his own show already. That man is awesome. I could listen to him talk about anything for hours. Just imagine Jordan talking about various (wink wink) subjects for half an hour!

    • @woodrowscott4807
      @woodrowscott4807 8 лет назад +1

      It'd get pretty stupid if Conan wasn't there insulting him or giving weird facial expressions

  • @joncarpenter9589
    @joncarpenter9589 5 лет назад +45

    We need more Jordan Schlansky & we need him weekly.

  • @tMatt5M
    @tMatt5M 8 лет назад +178

    I was actually curious to learn about the different versions of the helmet.

    • @ticler
      @ticler 8 лет назад +21

      +tMattLZ You should contact JubJub87 on Nerdnet

    • @gavilesm
      @gavilesm 8 лет назад +6

      +TiCLer JubJub86*

    • @YourAchillesHeel
      @YourAchillesHeel 8 лет назад +2

      +Blackhawk51806 soap makes the particles smaller so they can slip through crevices, joining with the water and off the subject in cleaning

    • @greenchilli4216
      @greenchilli4216 8 лет назад

      Just kidding.

    • @walterwoods
      @walterwoods 8 лет назад

      check out the Replica Prop Forum. the guys on there do amazing work.

  • @T1000AX
    @T1000AX 8 лет назад +2385

    I was interested in the soap story lol

    • @BenDover_Jr
      @BenDover_Jr 8 лет назад +49

      Soap makes hands clean. I simplified it for you.

    • @KaioKenCanadian
      @KaioKenCanadian 8 лет назад +16

      +T1000AX me too it sounded really interesting

    • @K1ngNoctisXIII
      @K1ngNoctisXIII 8 лет назад +4

      +T1000AX Tyler Durden needs to speak with you.

    • @KaioKenCanadian
      @KaioKenCanadian 8 лет назад

      thats ominous

    • @TeamCoco
      @TeamCoco  8 лет назад +113

      +T1000AX emulsion

  • @robertjensen1048
    @robertjensen1048 5 лет назад +36

    "Due to your unpredictable nature" HAHAHHAHAH Yep, Jordan has Conan all figured out.

  • @gabdominates
    @gabdominates 8 лет назад +339

    Whichever jacket comes to replace this one has big shoes to fill

    • @arblahblah
      @arblahblah 8 лет назад +15

      +gabdominates conan better be buried in that jacket

    • @gabdominates
      @gabdominates 8 лет назад +6

      +Ron Burgundy I think anything else would be a dishonor. ✊

    • @djcammykooma
      @djcammykooma 8 лет назад +5

      +gabdominates what do you mean shoes? its a jacket

    • @irrationalman2363
      @irrationalman2363 8 лет назад +6

      +Cameron Lee maybe "big shoulders to fill" would be more fitting

    • @Erebus66
      @Erebus66 8 лет назад +11

      +gabdominates I'm sure Jordan would say that the Jacket "suits him adequately" without any pun or judgement intended.

  • @ryndym
    @ryndym 8 лет назад +66

    I have no idea what to do with my life when there's no new Jordan clips to watch.

    • @GNWP67
      @GNWP67 5 лет назад

      I'm lost without a Jordan.

    • @VideoGameFX
      @VideoGameFX 5 лет назад

      Me too

  • @RyanDenzerKing
    @RyanDenzerKing 7 лет назад +8

    Conan's "what??" at 2:25 is why I love Jordan Schlansky clips.

  • @screwcharlie154
    @screwcharlie154 8 лет назад +394

    please Conan, bring back Jordan Schlansky!!

  • @llVIU
    @llVIU 5 лет назад +302

    in Jordan's defence, There was a good chance that Conan would've wanted to destroy that helmet. I mean the other video that I looked at, he just randomly destroyed 3 office chairs because one of them was squeeking.

    • @original_golden_egg
      @original_golden_egg 11 месяцев назад

      He absolutely would've destroyed the helmet if them just looking at it wasn't even funnier.

  • @earlsmith7428
    @earlsmith7428 4 года назад +28

    Due to your "unpredictable nature." That's one of the best lines Jordan has ever given.

  • @ALLMUTANTER
    @ALLMUTANTER 8 лет назад +13

    The entertaining part is how annoyed Conan is, but how much everyone else appreciates Jordan's personality!

  • @vabp8985
    @vabp8985 8 лет назад +153

    Conan and Jordan visit Italy please make it happen!

  • @Ging_10
    @Ging_10 7 лет назад +68

    If Jordan had his own show, TV series, or documentary...I would watch it anytime even if it was airing for 5 hours straight.

    • @kaisershen107
      @kaisershen107 3 года назад +3

      It’s gotta be done with Conan

    • @SleepingAcid
      @SleepingAcid Год назад

      5 hours straight? You mean they had to cut it down?

    • @alosim1541
      @alosim1541 Год назад

      Thing is it’d have to be with Conan. His reactions to Jordan’s isms are what make the comedy work. Jordan by himself would not nearly be as fun

  • @JJJosh949
    @JJJosh949 8 лет назад +124

    If he is an actor... This guy never breaks character!

  • @jacobdunham3614
    @jacobdunham3614 8 лет назад +11

    If it has Jordan Schlanksy in the title I'm watching.

  • @oceangang2100
    @oceangang2100 4 года назад +284

    Jordan was ready for the coronavirus

    • @kristiankociski9281
      @kristiankociski9281 4 года назад +8

      Corona can't survive his emptiness anyway

    • @0ldCat
      @0ldCat 4 года назад +16

      He was prepared for CORONA in various ways

    • @Mack.Flurry3
      @Mack.Flurry3 3 года назад +1

      @@0ldCat, he completed numerous tasks of a varietable nature in order to take the necessary precautions.

  • @SuperFastEddies
    @SuperFastEddies 8 лет назад +19

    1:17 thats an underrated Schlansky quote.

  • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
    @dingdingdingdiiiiing 8 лет назад +150

    I'm a simple man, I see Jordan Schlansky, I click

    • @chaseb5376
      @chaseb5376 8 лет назад +9

      I'm a simple man. I see a popular comment, I copy it with little changes.

    • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
      @dingdingdingdiiiiing 8 лет назад

      too long, did not read

    • @vonfranko
      @vonfranko 8 лет назад

      I'm a simpler man, tldr.

    • @JoeShopper
      @JoeShopper 8 лет назад

      +vonfranko - I am a simpleton.

    • @chaseb5376
      @chaseb5376 8 лет назад

      +dingdingdingdiiiiing only 5 words longer than yours lol nice try though.

  • @cidie1
    @cidie1 2 года назад +15

    Conan is mostly always really fun but Jordan's parts are all consistently just great, he's a fascinating guy!

    • @iAnasazi
      @iAnasazi Год назад

      "Mostly always" 🤔

    • @benpdr10
      @benpdr10 Год назад

      nah they both are equally funny

  • @THEEEYeti
    @THEEEYeti 8 лет назад +36

    Jordan is so good at playing this straight, but still being funny even then.

  • @alishanmao
    @alishanmao 7 лет назад +308

    how can Jordan Control his laugh and smile :D He is paid to keep serious face

    • @stephaniemoore1930
      @stephaniemoore1930 4 года назад +7

      Autism

    • @Aleks-js6ki
      @Aleks-js6ki 4 года назад +6

      @@stephaniemoore1930 bruh

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад +14

      @@stephaniemoore1930 Autistic people can easily laugh, moron

    • @myeyesaredrymylove
      @myeyesaredrymylove 4 года назад +7

      @@jeremyc9593 Autistic people have different personalities... In fact, everyone has different personalities. Autistic people can easily laugh, but not all.

    • @mondongo9323
      @mondongo9323 3 года назад +1

      @Bachelor Bored he must be living good since i guess conan pays him more just to make fun of him.

  • @impossible7163
    @impossible7163 6 лет назад +19

    "There's an implication of judgement here." Thank you, Jordan. I am going to steal that. :D

  • @LordOfDays
    @LordOfDays 8 лет назад +26

    It is amazing that he is a Star Wars fan. Never would have guessed.

    • @Banstick
      @Banstick 8 лет назад +16

      +LordOfDays Watch his video where Conan takes him to the ranch. It's amazing. Jordan corrects a worker on so many incorrect movie facts. XD

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 8 лет назад +1

      +Banstick Also, there's a remote when Conan finds Star Wars dolls and cufflinks in his office

    • @lintlickers
      @lintlickers 8 лет назад

      +LordOfDays watch the harrison ford episode on here, its great

  • @tobynagreanu
    @tobynagreanu 8 лет назад +507

    I think the reason why Jordan was afraid of opening up the box and showing it off was due to the past incidence when Harrison ford shattered his Millennium Falcon into pieces.

    • @greimalkin
      @greimalkin 8 лет назад +4

      oh yeah

    • @ToBeIsWasWere
      @ToBeIsWasWere 8 лет назад +8

      "his" millenium falcon

    • @greimalkin
      @greimalkin 8 лет назад +1

      was it not his?

    • @ToBeIsWasWere
      @ToBeIsWasWere 8 лет назад +13

      +greimalkin wait, you really thought this was all real? It's television

    • @greimalkin
      @greimalkin 8 лет назад +5

      ? i think there is some basis i truth somewhere. for example, do you think he is not a star wars fan at all?

  • @ZachTheGuinepig
    @ZachTheGuinepig 5 лет назад +92

    “Do you become aroused when you put on this helmet?”
    ...
    “YEs”
    “....Wh-What?!”

    • @PraosTapeinos
      @PraosTapeinos 4 года назад +1

      The real shock in Conan’s voice is hilarious because that’s the last answered he expected.

    • @0ldCat
      @0ldCat 4 года назад +1

      Jordan was alluding to different kind of arousal which was not in any way sexual in nature.
      It is a mental stimulation that releases endorphins produced by happy realization of having gained a possession of an item that one prizes highly and sought after diligently for a long time. The happiness of a collector who obtained a rare item precious to him.
      But Conan's mind was in the gutter, as usual 😹

  • @joejackson4202
    @joejackson4202 8 лет назад +53

    Jordan needs his own show.

  • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
    @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 лет назад +66

    I kinda wished I knew Jordan in real life. I don't find his endless stream of fact based conversations boring at all. On the contrary, I'd be more than happy to listen to him; he's like the abridged audiobook of Wikipedia.

    • @natedoggydogg247
      @natedoggydogg247 8 лет назад +4

      +Mikhail Kalashnikov You say that now, but if you had to deal with him on a day to day basis you might change your tune, lol.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 лет назад +5

      ***** Well don't we all get tired of hanging out with just about anyone for too long though?

    • @matthewchow4991
      @matthewchow4991 8 лет назад

      +Mikhail Kalashnikov Yes but he is not friendly.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 лет назад

      Matt Chow I met him in person at San Diego Comic Con last year, and I found him to be pretty friendly, happy to take photos with people who asked. He just behaved a little robotic, but he certainly has the capability to smile.

  • @a154james
    @a154james 4 года назад +484

    What's so funny about the mask and gloves? That's casual wear nowadays.

  • @Salrous
    @Salrous 8 лет назад +15

    Best ever Conan episodes is when it's involve Jordan!

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 8 лет назад +64

    Jordan Schlansky meeting Karl Pilkington would be like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.
    Someone make this happen!

    • @011KiKi
      @011KiKi 8 лет назад

      +Smaakjeks K Yes! Someone needs to make that happen.

    • @DanimalsDioramas
      @DanimalsDioramas 8 лет назад +4

      I can see it now:
      "what do you mean maybe? It's just a Halloween mask you won't wear. And you won't let me touch it. What's bloody wrong with you?"

    • @rbeck3200tb40
      @rbeck3200tb40 8 лет назад +1

      +Smaakjeks K
      Someone make Jordan Schlansky, Karl Pilkington and Warwick Davis re tile Warwick's tiny kitchen then film it

  • @poormanat-work5401
    @poormanat-work5401 5 лет назад +1

    Need more episodes with Jordan, Jordan and Conan go so great together.This has to be the best clip I’ve seen today with Jordan.

  • @gabea.458
    @gabea.458 8 лет назад +1485

    I don't blame Jordan, Conan destroyed his Millennium Falcon!

    • @vietorkoreen
      @vietorkoreen 8 лет назад +45

      +Gabe Armijo That was scripted.

    • @ronbrown8611
      @ronbrown8611 8 лет назад +3

      +vietorkoreen how do you know?

    • @josephrollason1960
      @josephrollason1960 7 лет назад +103

      It was actally Harison Ford who destroyed it and it was scripted

    • @Calakapepe
      @Calakapepe 7 лет назад +22

      Oxanes Ox if it wasn't scripted them I feel really bad for Jordan..

    • @MrBenedick14
      @MrBenedick14 7 лет назад +14

      Gabe Armijo dude that was very obvious it was part of the sript.. Jordan character is a part of the show,.. One thing is for sure that jordan is a true producer

  • @joewouldknow
    @joewouldknow 8 лет назад +406

    I'm starting to realize I really only like long remotes, Jordan Shlansky, and Clueless gamer.

    • @katyaolivan6085
      @katyaolivan6085 8 лет назад +1

      me tooo

    • @Vendrix86
      @Vendrix86 8 лет назад +1

      +Joseph Kroon some guests are hilarious. Clueless gamer is hit or miss for me. Aaron is too annoying

    • @AB-nb9nk
      @AB-nb9nk 8 лет назад +34

      Thank you.

    • @alen_egret5815
      @alen_egret5815 8 лет назад +1

      +Jordan Schlansky You probably are not the real Jordan Schlansky but, I really like you !!!

    • @CaptainWangChi
      @CaptainWangChi 8 лет назад

      And scraps

  • @WiskeyFire
    @WiskeyFire 6 лет назад +93

    I was interested in actually learning how soap works :( 4:29

    • @Sarah_Gravydog316
      @Sarah_Gravydog316 5 лет назад

      lol in high school, we had to write a report & speech about a random subject. I got soap, & got an A++ 😊
      (cream soap, lipids, surfactants, all that stuff...)

    • @Autotrope
      @Autotrope 5 лет назад +7

      Detergents stop oils and fats from sticking together essentially breaking oily stuff up and letting water penetrate, the reason soaps cleanse your skin is they break up the oils and fats that make dirt stick to things. You then have to still rinse and wipe the contaminants off, but the detergents have already loosened them making them easily wash off in the water

  • @kingoftheyouth5537
    @kingoftheyouth5537 8 лет назад +614

    Conan please do more skit with Jordan Schlansky or Sona Movsesian or Diana or Ice Cube or Kevin Hart or game reviews with Aaron. These celebrity guests are limiting your comedy.

    • @JD-yy7yo
      @JD-yy7yo 8 лет назад +1

      agree

    • @PapagenoMF
      @PapagenoMF 8 лет назад +1

      +Farhann Phoneyy Why can't he do both?

    • @intorsusvolo7834
      @intorsusvolo7834 8 лет назад +3

      +Farhann Phony and Pierre Bernard please

    • @kingoftheyouth5537
      @kingoftheyouth5537 8 лет назад +3

      +Mo Hahaha I dont know. Maybe he should do more of these for the future. I had so much fun watching him and his staffs or interns than watching him interviews celebs that I dont even know

    • @kingoftheyouth5537
      @kingoftheyouth5537 8 лет назад

      +Intorsus Volo Agree the sex doll video is really funny

  • @TheFancyRoman
    @TheFancyRoman 8 лет назад +138

    When they opened the box I was thinking "Dont do it Conan!"

    • @700Penguin
      @700Penguin 8 лет назад +11

      I was literally thinking "Do it" in Palpatine's voice.

  • @MrChannelnamehere
    @MrChannelnamehere 6 лет назад +20

    Conan's nerd voice gets me everytime..

  • @MACabral3
    @MACabral3 8 лет назад +57

    am I the only one who was fascinated and not completely making fun of Jordan

    • @BrentWigginsWords
      @BrentWigginsWords 8 лет назад +2

      +Marcus I didn't thumbs up your comment to say that you were the only one, I thumbed up to say you are not alone in your comment about Jordan.

    • @MACabral3
      @MACabral3 8 лет назад +1

      +Brent Wiggins lol thanks for clarifying

    • @BrentWigginsWords
      @BrentWigginsWords 8 лет назад +1

      Marcus No problem, it had to be stated otherwise :D

    • @JoeShopper
      @JoeShopper 8 лет назад +6

      +Marcus - I like Jordan. He is the closest thing to a real Vulcan that I have seen. I don't mean that as an insult, I admire the guy.
      His yin-yang dynamic with Conan is incredible.

  • @ukno918
    @ukno918 8 лет назад +27

    Behind that surgical mask, concealed, is a smile.

  • @chadtinio6689
    @chadtinio6689 5 лет назад +2

    I so love their tandem! 🤣 the anti thesis of one another. What a duo! I hope they will make a movie together action comedy....

  • @shaddy_got_a_melody
    @shaddy_got_a_melody 8 лет назад +11

    Is it me or is it just really relaxing to hear Jordan explain things.

  • @kaisun2222
    @kaisun2222 7 лет назад +7

    I hope Jordan can have his own channel so that he can finish his speech every time. I need more Jordan !!!!

  • @slickguy-vt1tw
    @slickguy-vt1tw 4 года назад +3

    Wish there were more of these. Watching all three consecutively really cheered me up, and it's been a particularly depressing month.

  • @Darkteen75
    @Darkteen75 8 лет назад +47

    Jordan and Andy should do a remote together.

  • @UNOriginalDraw
    @UNOriginalDraw 8 лет назад +42

    I'm a simple dude. I see Jordan I press like

    • @zabuzanoa3328
      @zabuzanoa3328 8 лет назад +1

      +kiyosk im Jordan i like dude, simple i see i press

    • @Devilsnightforlife
      @Devilsnightforlife 8 лет назад +1

      +Zabuza A, I'm a simple like, i see dude, I press simply..

    • @h3mb3
      @h3mb3 8 лет назад +9

      +Regen Syscronos I'm a simple dude. I see oneliners in youtube comments, I use them later in my own comments to appear semi funny.

  • @ericsmith3946
    @ericsmith3946 7 лет назад +3

    They should make his product reviews a weekly thing. Conan is hilarious ripping on him and without a beat Jordan continues

  • @jasonlee148
    @jasonlee148 8 лет назад +75

    5:41 I bet Jordan is smiling under the mask

  • @SHADE_VU
    @SHADE_VU 8 лет назад +183

    There a reason why Jordan Schlansky keep all of his belonging in the box because Conan O' Brian unpredictable nature to ruin his office in various ways.

  • @AArco-vc1jj
    @AArco-vc1jj 6 лет назад +45

    Too bad he'll never get an Oscar since he's not an actor.
    He could have had various roles in multiple casts.
    Say various things and undertake diversified tasks.

    • @afz902k
      @afz902k 3 года назад +1

      He would succeed in achieving a plethora of thespian related goals and realizing a wide array of consequential factors conducive to the development of his present character at the time of both rehearsal and live video capture amidst cast and crew

  • @mikemike7397
    @mikemike7397 7 лет назад +4

    This is the best bit Conan has ever made. It can never be enough. Jordan will continue to surprise us with new quirks and his continuous monotone voice for years to come.

  • @mkingmk
    @mkingmk 8 лет назад +72

    I really wanted conan to wear the mAsk and make fun of jordan while wearing it

    • @albhtan
      @albhtan 8 лет назад +35

      +Mohit Kohli but that would damage the mask

    • @mkingmk
      @mkingmk 8 лет назад

      albhtan hahaha

    • @ConsumeristScroffa
      @ConsumeristScroffa 8 лет назад +3

      +Mohit Kohli Sorry to disappoint you.

    • @Solidude
      @Solidude 8 лет назад +1

      +Mohit Kohli yep, was expecting something like that too

  • @ippola07
    @ippola07 5 лет назад +1

    Sometimes I don’t know why I’m binging on Conan and Jordan’s videos. I have this tendency to zone out 4-7 seconds after Jordan begins to speak. I snap out when Conan shoots a random joke 😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @GamesFromSpace
    @GamesFromSpace 8 лет назад +84

    Jordan is just like me, except he's more outgoing.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 8 лет назад +2

      A very Guilty Turnip Antisocial means criminal. I am unsocial. If you're going to insult a stranger, at least learn the language.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 8 лет назад +1

      A very Guilty Turnip You know I can just delete your comments because I made the root comment, right?
      Also, I'll make all the value judgments I want about your posts. Don't be a hypocrite.

    • @MichaelCorbanRose
      @MichaelCorbanRose 8 лет назад

      +Joshua Pearce: "Antisocial" has other meanings.

    • @MichaelCorbanRose
      @MichaelCorbanRose 8 лет назад +1

      +A very Guilty Turnip: What's wrong in your life that you have to attack other people? I'll tell you for certain now that it is not a good enough excuse to do it.

    • @MichaelCorbanRose
      @MichaelCorbanRose 8 лет назад

      Archoncommando Not thinking.

  • @KpopComplex
    @KpopComplex 8 лет назад +30

    lol I was so nervous for Jordan. He's right to take precaution with Conan he is very unpredictable. Luckily this time he respected his property. Love these two together tho

  • @Harmlessgamers2893
    @Harmlessgamers2893 7 лет назад +6

    "Alright. I'm stopping you there cuz i've been with you and i know that you're going down a rabbit hole and we're not coming out for 6 years." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimsjustice09
    @kimsjustice09 8 лет назад +46

    "Due to your unpredictable nature..." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewchow4991
    @matthewchow4991 8 лет назад +10

    Jordan and Conan need their own show.

  • @happychouchou
    @happychouchou 4 года назад +1

    We need more Jordan x conan product reviews please! You guys are brilliant! 😂

  • @supercoolben
    @supercoolben 8 лет назад +46

    MORE JORDAN SCHLANKSY !

  • @wellesradio
    @wellesradio 8 лет назад +18

    I swear it Jordan's face looked homicidal when he contemplated the possibility of Conan harming that helmet.

  • @nickbitlee
    @nickbitlee 10 месяцев назад

    How have I not seen this video until 2024 - it’s straight up one of my favourite Jordan moments. 😂😂😂

  • @kkp4297
    @kkp4297 8 лет назад +11

    this guy is a professional at keeping a straight face