I just realized that Jordan never looks at Conan because he would just lose it. There is no way he could keep a straight face with the things that come out of his mouth
No that's not it. He seems to be on the autism spectrum so I guess he does not feel comfortable watching people straight into eyes. He does this with many other people on these remotes, not just Conan. You guys really don't get that this is not an act?
Pass Datass Might wanna verify who was on edge, you’re crying in almost all of these comment threads. Are you another half-hearted actor who thinks they didn’t get recognized?
Pass Datass I’m actually confused as to why you’re claiming that I’m whining, when you’re in literally every comment thread that mentions Jordan’s “act” as being his actual character. Talk about a contradiction.
Thats the way it usually works! The therapist takes fake notes and looks at their calander to schedule you in for the next weeks $150... 45 minute session.. (The therapist needs time for a smoke or potty break every hour) The client basically solves their own problem.. ...a good book would solve most garden variety normative problems. But humans need a coach to guide them through the experience. They want to know if they have lethal tendencies interacting with other humans....or if its too many scary movie fantasies?🎃🌚👮
@DoWhatIWant You're not to keen on punctuation these days, are you? There are these cool dots that break strings of words into sentences. There's one right there and there will be another one at the end of this thought. You should try it. (Oh, another one.). They're everywhere.
Congratulations, you sir figured out what a therapist does, they don't do anything during the session they just listen to the bullcrap the patients say XD
8:46 Seeing Jordan finally smile during one of these skits is AMAZING! I've seen every skit of him & Conan, and for some reason it's so fulfilling to see him finally break!
I really believe that Jordan is real and it’s not just a character. But, every time he cracks a smile, I can’t help but think that that is his actual self breaking.
Conan was absolutely brilliant as Emma. Something about it being just him but wearing a woman’s scarf and having a full-on breakdown is legit one of the funniest things ever. He was so good and playing a woman who has a crush on Conan O’Brien.
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That's not emotions, that's the sun irritating your eyes. I think what moves you to tears is when you go into CVS for the new body-groomer and see an empty shelf.
Lmaoooo the best part!! And then Conan pretending to talk to the mothership or whatever was just absolutely hilarious too!! And yes, that was definitely something that Jordan would have said. Conan has him down pact lol.
Yeah that "It's not right!" embedded itself in my mind haha. It's the perfect expression for when you oppose something on purely irrational feelings :D
Conan is the best late night host out of all who have ever done it. No one comes close to his level of wit and his improv skills are just so amazing. I don't see how anyone could even compare him to someone like jimmy kimmel or fallon. He just blows everyone else away.
Craig ferguson is witty and funny as hell aswell but only with the opposite gender kind of like how russell brand is, Conan however is beyond them both by miles comedy wise in my opinion.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 Yup they do. Typically attributed to high pitch whiney annoying mannerisms. They cant help it though theyre slaves to their hormones
I know Jordan, at some level, is playing a character as “Jordan” but I feel like Conan tries to do everything in his power to break his character and make him laugh mid sentence
@@ctrainbeats there was an interview with him where he said he ramps his normal self to 150%. So he's acting a little bit just to make him seem more robotic lol I love it. Nothing better than these two together
@@_CoconutCocoa haha thats awesome. i wish i could meed conan one day, he respects everyone in his staff so much and id say top 3 funniest humans in my lifetime - love you conan :D
It's a character he puts on. He laughed and broke character for a split second but Jordan isn't usually that flat. I'm sure he's pretending. What's shocking is that he's so good at it.
@@sloppyjoes7 it’s exaggerated, he probably is monotone and stoic, it seems like it’s an inside joke that they exaggerate and put into skits, he nearly breaks a few times in this, and is flat out laughing in others
@@thecatinthehatifyoudidntkn5096 I can attest to this. I'm sort of that way with my friends since I can be very social at times but also very analytical and technical, or unemotional/stoic on a dime. I also have a sense of humor and don't mind playing into people's stereotypes of me for fun at times, (as long as it is not malicious) since I've become more comfortable with myself over time. I think this is a very natural chemistry they have that is very easy to exaggerate.
Well, that is mostly true because of their facial structure has very similiar fundementals. Such as the jaw, the nose, the cheeks, the eyebrows and the shape of the eyes. Maybe Meryl Streep is also 99,9% irish?
"The female unit is suspicious of me. What should I do?" "Ehhhhhh... Proceed as planned, THE INVASION BEGINS TOMORROW! Thank you lord... overlord" 😂😂😂😂
Jordan is actually just acting. There's behind the scenes stuff where he just breaks down to full laughter after something fails. Like in the Scraps death star clip.
J.S does these what ppl call it non human stuff.. just for Conan to have a topic for a video and by that means he wants to enlighten our day and wanna make us happy...they both r respectful gentlemen! ;D I could be probably wrong too..cuz this just came up in my mind ..so yeahhhhh
virusts it is sad that jordan schlansky only playing his character on the show, in real life i think his different.. One thing is for sure jordan is a legit producer
I never knew Conan to be this funny,, had me rolling the whole time watching. His other skits with coworkers were equally funny, and such a kick to watch
pinupwaallify he is human, although Conan is not really sure, but come on... he is forcefully trying not to laugh and sometimes, like in this instance, he BROKE CHARACTER :)
+MusiCover well, i don't belive he is a character because i knew ppl with asperger syndrome and they are just like Jordan. If he is faking it he is a really good actor.
+pinupwaallify No, in the video where a woman comes to help Jordan clean his office, the brief second he meets with the woman, you can see the real Jordan and he is a super nice guy. He smiles and his very not awkward. Then, the camera cut, probably to explain to the woman that it's gonna be an act, and right after, you see Jordan in his usual character. So yes, he has some weird sides, but they are just exagerating them to be funny!
All of these remotes with Jordan should've gotten Conan all the awards- simply brilliant comedy. I'm not sure how scripted these skits are, but I'm sure that Conan is great at improv. No other talk show host is as quick-witted in comedic bits as Conan.
***** He did an interview where he said that his on-air persona is quite true to his real one. The only thing he plays up is his straight face.There are also Multiple interviews with other staff members who say he is really like this. Do some research before Commenting about something you don't know anything about. Fucking idiot.
I'm not surprised. Conan and Jordan have fantastic chemistry together as their personality types suggest. Jordan is erudite while Conan is self-deprecating.
Conan is most likely ENFP which is kind of like an ambivert on the introvert-extrovert scale. Conan is a goofy man-child and sort of a ditzy attention whore and Jordan is INTJ with his robot-like serious and knowledgeable personality and inability to show emotions while having deep emotions who forgot to invite his boss to his upcoming wedding.
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LMAO.. Jordan finally broke! I thought he was fighting off a smile most of the video, then finally laughs.. I think that's first I've seen on these skits/sketches..
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It actually is an inversion of classic routines like Abbott & Costello, where the straight man is the audience surrogate while the funny man is the one who gets the laughs. In the original routine the straight man sets up the jokes and the funny man delivers the jokes and we the audience laugh because the funny man's twisted take on the world subverts our expectations. However, I would say that here the audience surrogate is Conan, who is also the funny man. Jordan then plays the straight man, yet he's also the one with the twisted world view. So Jordan sets up the jokes and Conan delivers the jokes, but the audience laughs not because of Conan but because of Jordan. It's a fascinating inversion.
Lol oh man that's the first I've seen Jordan break character (if it is a character, I have no idea) when he's smiling and sort of laughing at the end of the session.
I don't think he breaks character! If you notice every time he almost starts cracking up it's because he has made eye contact with conan. I think that's why he doesn't make much eye contact with conan otherwise he might not be able to control himself.
GamerDudester i mean.... I was like that and i got bullied hard for it.... Being serious and not laughing is easy if you're go ng through hard times or you're depressed
+verticalsmurf It's Conan's office, watch the start of the clip "Conan forces Jordan to clean his office" they are in the same room and Conan says "We're in my office" at the beginning.
I just realized that Jordan never looks at Conan because he would just lose it. There is no way he could keep a straight face with the things that come out of his mouth
That's the key!!!
It's so stupid , but truly funny ... He diverts his eyes and has a verbose explanation
I think it’s because he’s on the spectrum
Spectrum of Auuuw...some!!!!
*Auuuuw...sometism
No that's not it. He seems to be on the autism spectrum so I guess he does not feel comfortable watching people straight into eyes. He does this with many other people on these remotes, not just Conan.
You guys really don't get that this is not an act?
Jordan's ability to almost always keep a straight face no matter what shenanigans Conan is up to is impressive.
8:47
BreakDown1996
"almost always"
rekt
:|
Robots don't have human emotion.
Jordan Schlansky answers every question as if he's trying to fool a polygraph test.
nice one 😁
Evan Scott I doubt he has to try haha
He probably can
so right....
He is deeply emotional man.
“I can be moved to tears by the sun on my face”. Jordan is definitely a robot saying things he thinks humans say.
trying to pass the turing test
Nah, he's being genuine there. People who aren't particularly sensitive don't understand. Rather, refuse to understand.
@@dreamer2260 that's something a robot would say
@@paperwall4364 Nah. The opposite in fact.
@@cholericimp1358 Okay "ad personam" guy..
"I can be moved to tears by the warm sunlight on my face."
-Jordan Schlansky
"May I borrow your earpiece?
THIS IS JORDAN, RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY!"
Hey Neal x yerh
Jordan has the best pokerface in the world. Also an amazing actor.
Not an actor
@@frizzttymto yes he is
Pass Datass Calm down
Pass Datass Might wanna verify who was on edge, you’re crying in almost all of these comment threads. Are you another half-hearted actor who thinks they didn’t get recognized?
Pass Datass I’m actually confused as to why you’re claiming that I’m whining, when you’re in literally every comment thread that mentions Jordan’s “act” as being his actual character. Talk about a contradiction.
I like how Conan clearly does the therapist's job for her.
Thats the way it usually works! The therapist takes fake notes and looks at their calander to schedule you in for the next weeks $150... 45 minute session.. (The therapist needs time for a smoke or potty break every hour) The client basically solves their own problem.. ...a good book would solve most garden variety normative problems. But humans need a coach to guide them through the experience. They want to know if they have lethal tendencies interacting with other humans....or if its too many scary movie fantasies?🎃🌚👮
@DoWhatIWant You're not to keen on punctuation these days, are you? There are these cool dots that break strings of words into sentences. There's one right there and there will be another one at the end of this thought. You should try it. (Oh, another one.). They're everywhere.
Congratulations, you sir figured out what a therapist does, they don't do anything during the session they just listen to the bullcrap the patients say XD
That's why friends are the best therapists. They're free and you have an unspoken pact to help them back if they need it.
Jason fr
8:46 Seeing Jordan finally smile during one of these skits is AMAZING! I've seen every skit of him & Conan, and for some reason it's so fulfilling to see him finally break!
I really believe that Jordan is real and it’s not just a character. But, every time he cracks a smile, I can’t help but think that that is his actual self breaking.
Jesus Damian they are not skits lol
Popo Poop most of them are
Jesus Damian You should see the behind the scenes he breaks character a lot. They just edit the scenes really well.
if u all think he is all that we've seen here, then you havent been paying attention.
I dated an Austrian who behaved this way, it's real. That moment at 8:44 was an actual breakthrough.
"I'm a deeply emotional man"
*Staring unemotionally*
Mood
He said calmly
@@reycesarcarino4653 I got that reference, Professor!
legend
Robots don’t have emotions. Does…not…compute
conan is by far the funniest talk show host
yup.
klyn kite
Thank you for the info buddy
xXLikeAFoXx
yu very wlcm.
and Jay Leno
I've watched it three times so far.
Okay, I'll come back from the work and watch some more. lol
Conan was absolutely brilliant as Emma. Something about it being just him but wearing a woman’s scarf and having a full-on breakdown is legit one of the funniest things ever. He was so good and playing a woman who has a crush on Conan O’Brien.
He’s a god!
All women think so
I lost it at "i'm a deeply emotional man '_' " 😂😂😂
Sebastian Reyes I read this as soon as I heard it lmaooo
No one cares when you lost it
@@EG-uu3kr no one cares about you
I lost it at 0:00
I cry when the sun is warm on my face.
Jordan’s Wife: Can we have food? It’s been almost a month..
Jordan: *Stares*
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I read the first part in Conan's voice 😂
jordan needs a firmware update which includes an emoticon package
Jordan: It is only natural for primates to experience hunger on a regular basis.
Conan is truly a legendary comedian. His timing is perfect
That's not emotions, that's the sun irritating your eyes. I think what moves you to tears is when you go into CVS for the new body-groomer and see an empty shelf.
Very intelligent.
i have witnessed conan lick jordan's forehead at least twice.
Well you don’t go to Harvard for nothing
He's a god! All women think so!
No matter how miserable I feel, this clip right here always makes me bit happier.
Same!
lol me too
Conan brings joy to my life lol
frr
Jordan's wife: what other women have u been with
Jordan: various
@phosphorescent wave they havs various responsbilities that only the ones need to know, already knows.
Various kinds
Assorted
Wife: What did you do with them?
Jordan: Various tasks
Legendary call back.
I bet that Jordan comes home everyday, dies of all the laughter he contained around Conan and then an alien and or robot replaces him
@Austino Brown We got a badass over here
this comment is absolutely genius lmfao
Thumbs up just to get it to 667.
@Austin speak more sentences.
@Austin speak sense
"The female unit is suspicious of me" .... Lmmfao
That is just a max level lmao, that's the first time I see one of these
Watching at 2:30 in the morning because I can't sleep and it was so hard to laugh quietly at that moment...hilarious!
HhMmmMMMmMmm PROCEED AS PLANNED. THE INVASION BEGINS TOMORROW
@@miq482 I totally lost it at this point! Conan came up with that ONTHESPOT - genius! :-)
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The part where he talks with the alien overlord killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You should experience the climate as it is meant to be experienced" lmao
Hahaha 😂😂😂
That sounded exactly like what he would say 😂
Lmaoooo the best part!! And then Conan pretending to talk to the mothership or whatever was just absolutely hilarious too!! And yes, that was definitely something that Jordan would have said. Conan has him down pact lol.
Fml, that is something I actually have said in the past.
He got Jordan to smile there a bit...pretty dead-on impression of Jordan's style :-P
I demand a sitcom where Conan plays Jordan's depressed wife.
Let's make this happen. Please, we need this!
Shhh, be quiet before an actual bad sitcom producer sees this.
We must tell RP Emma.
great idea
I would definitely watch that.
Yes but he must be wearing that scarf around his neck!!
the way jordan just stares at conan made me laugh so hard 😂
Turbo he real dude but the way he talks is made up
@@honesttitles2466 the way he talks is real but he is made up
lol when he didn't remove his hand from conan's waist
It’s because if he tries to say anything or even open his mouth he will lose it
Is he a real person or just acting?
The way he says “it’s not righttttt Jordan at 5:41” has me literally dying laughing right now
Sounds like Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron :P
I lol’d so hard on “It’s not right Jor-dan…”
Are you literally dead now?
Yeah that "It's not right!" embedded itself in my mind haha.
It's the perfect expression for when you oppose something on purely irrational feelings :D
@@georgedominguez4933 lol, I hope he isn’t 😁
Conan is the best late night host out of all who have ever done it. No one comes close to his level of wit and his improv skills are just so amazing. I don't see how anyone could even compare him to someone like jimmy kimmel or fallon. He just blows everyone else away.
i agree...
Craig ferguson is witty and funny as hell aswell but only with the opposite gender kind of like how russell brand is, Conan however is beyond them both by miles comedy wise in my opinion.
I really like Conan, but i have to give number 1 to Craig ferguson as well, that guy is brilliant.
I agree but Jimmy kammel got 8 million subscribers conan got 4 million
+champs sports Total RUclips view count for AC/DC or Queen is far less than Bieber; but does it mean Bieber is a better singer ? No.
We need to meet Emma
+Colton Rhodes wat?
Same as Jordon then.
+Colton Rhodes made in Italy
Emma is a self grooming utensil
and find out she looks just like Conan ;-p
How in the world is the therapist not laughing?! I'm at work with tears in my eyes! 😂🤣
Editing
clearly edited out
Its her job
Therapists are never fazed by anything.
She was paid too much not to. Also, she is not human.
"I want you to identify the feeling."
"HOT"
Lmfao💀💀💀
I could watch Conan impersonate the alien inside Jordan's body all day long.
"MMMMM PROCEED AS PLANNED" is iconic.
***** yeesssssss
***** almost spit my coffee out when he did that. LMAO!!!
***** UNACCEPTABLE!!
Buhlebenkosi Chinhara haha YESS
***** Reminds me of Coneheads
The most beautiful smiles always come from those who rarely smile.
Jose Carlo Capriles No.
I rarely smile because I have a crooked smile.
I know right! It was nice to Jordan smile for once.
True
Doraemon
“It’s not right Jord-an. It’s not riiiight” 😂😂😂😂😂
I loved his cadence at that part. It cracks me up every time. 😂
Really does sound like some hysterical menopausal woman 😂😂😂 JOR-DAAAN ITS NOT RIIIIGHT
This is my favorite part too🤣
@@nickz5849 "menopausal woman"? I didn't know they had a specific sound.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 Yup they do. Typically attributed to high pitch whiney annoying mannerisms. They cant help it though theyre slaves to their hormones
I love how Conan brings Jordan to couples therapy to work on a relationship with someone who isn’t there lol
Jordan should play poker. That straight face is impeccable
Isaiah Nguyen the comedic straight man from hell.
“I don’t care for the American card deck at all..”
And Conan should play the Joker.
He does play poker
I know Jordan, at some level, is playing a character as “Jordan” but I feel like Conan tries to do everything in his power to break his character and make him laugh mid sentence
He only adds an extra 10% to it so not really playing a character
Wow really?
yeah he adds like an extra 5 or 10% for the humour/to play along but it's not a character
Where did you find this out?
@@standinsilence they did a Q and A on RUclips behind the scenes
Conan and Jordan make an awesome comedic duo
Jacob Joyett its a dying art in the US. Hope they keep it up
Jordan is a mastermind at keeping a straight face😂 I know he breaks sometimes but it’s crazy how good of an actor he is
Actually I think that is just him. That's how he acts in real life.
@@kaelsalvz312 thats the bit lol - him and conan are good friends
@@ctrainbeats there was an interview with him where he said he ramps his normal self to 150%. So he's acting a little bit just to make him seem more robotic lol I love it. Nothing better than these two together
@@_CoconutCocoa haha thats awesome. i wish i could meed conan one day, he respects everyone in his staff so much and id say top 3 funniest humans in my lifetime - love you conan :D
He boring
I love how Conan just makes himself laugh.
At 8:45 Jordan actually smiled holy shit
+Adam Mcdowell error in his circuit...dont worry bout it
+Ataru Kawahara lmao
It's a character he puts on. He laughed and broke character for a split second but Jordan isn't usually that flat. I'm sure he's pretending. What's shocking is that he's so good at it.
Man I wanna like this twice one for the comment one for the foos pic
+Adam Mcdowell Its just bug in his operating system, he upgrade windows 10 too soon.
Jordan has an incredible deadpan. Either that or he's so used to Conan at this point it's not as hard to remain unfazed.
+mackeymkay You could see him sometimes trying not to laugh a little. He is one hell of an actor!
+Wizard 03 At 8:45 and 9:15
+mackeymkay, he was on Reddit and insists that none of it is an act.
+Wizard 03 He is not acting.
+mackeymkay I have only seen him smile once
I love how Jordan is trying desperately to stay in character. He almost lost it several times.
ruclips.net/video/1KxSWKBIoQQ/видео.html
He isn't a character.
Seriously, why don't people get this?
@@sloppyjoes7 his on screen persona is definitely not identical to his off screen personality dude
@@sloppyjoes7 it’s exaggerated, he probably is monotone and stoic, it seems like it’s an inside joke that they exaggerate and put into skits, he nearly breaks a few times in this, and is flat out laughing in others
@@thecatinthehatifyoudidntkn5096 I can attest to this. I'm sort of that way with my friends since I can be very social at times but also very analytical and technical, or unemotional/stoic on a dime. I also have a sense of humor and don't mind playing into people's stereotypes of me for fun at times, (as long as it is not malicious) since I've become more comfortable with myself over time. I think this is a very natural chemistry they have that is very easy to exaggerate.
Conan looks weirdly like Meryl Streep when he acts like a woman
Wow...ugh, now I can't unsee Conan as Meryl now!🤪😡 lol
💀
And always sounds like Edith Bunker
Well, that is mostly true because of their facial structure has very similiar fundementals. Such as the jaw, the nose, the cheeks, the eyebrows and the shape of the eyes. Maybe Meryl Streep is also 99,9% irish?
@@samuelfriden Your answer was very Jordan Schlansky, ha.
jordan smiled a bit
You can tell he's trying so hard not to laugh. I need those skills.
Conan loved being the wife way too much 😂😂
@3:20
👀
*whispers*
Somebody write a fanfic
thats what we women respond to
Jordan is suppressing his laugh, he almost burst out laughing when conan switched roles.
some day he will kill conan
And it will be magnificent
Propably freeze him to death by cranking up the air conditioning
Propably freeze him to death by cranking up the air conditioning
He will drown him in Italian espresso.
He'll perform various duties on his body
Scripted or not, Jordan Schlansky is one of the best things to happen in the Conan show.
Ricca Shaps indeed
I don't watch the show. I just watch these clips with this Jordan fellow
Wikibear was great too.
Joshua Watkins me too
Lol conan can win an oscar playing a wife
Is this jesser
In a Mexican telenovela, maybe. LMAO 😂
Glenn Close is shooketh.
With his special scarf tat suddenly allows him to become a women
Of course! Have you seen his acting in The Notebook 2?
The role-playing portion really shows the comedic genius of Conan. A completely one sided conversation with an AI and he pulls all of that out.
"Often we have disagreements about air conditioning" I need that as a notification
They should make Conan the therapist and bring emma
That would be so awesome.
I don't think it would be safe
These two need to make a movie. The ultimate odd couple
HELL YEAH.
if this happens, i think i´d wet my pants multiple times in various ways.
@@bezarroplays5096 How can you wet your pants in "various ways"? Wait... I don't want to know.
_Due Buffoni_
_Due Buffoni_
Conan should win an award for this particular sketch. Had me dying for 9 minutes straight
"The female unit is suspicious of me. What should I do?" "Ehhhhhh... Proceed as planned, THE INVASION BEGINS TOMORROW! Thank you lord... overlord" 😂😂😂😂
lmao
Best
I laugh in tears at that haha
@@AlamoOriginal its pretty funny
🤣🤣🤣
Conan interacting with his crew are my favorite segments... I wish he'd do more of them.
Dito
yup
true
I too wish he'd perform coitus with more of his coworkers.
*****
Good point
Imagine how weird it is for Conan to make these jokes with no one laughing there in person
It makes it even funnier for us, much like when he and Sona went to that matchmaking place in Armenia.
he’s a brave man
@@jeremyc9593 it's on my watch later i'll get around to it soon
@@micahlingle1060 did u watch it
@@visveshvenkatesan1743 one of these days
His relationship with him is like Michael Scott and Toby flenderson
NOOOO!!!!! OH GOD PLEASE NOOOO!!!!!
Now I can’t unsee it... thanks
Most overrated show ever
@@alanperez7657 As Michael Scott said to Angela, nobody cares.
@@alanperez7657 oooo he's soo edgyyy with his counter culture views. drool.
You can see the point where Jordan learned human emotions. It's amazing how advance androids have become and their self-learning skills.
Jordan is actually just acting. There's behind the scenes stuff where he just breaks down to full laughter after something fails. Like in the Scraps death star clip.
Technology is becoming scarier.
J.S does these what ppl call it non human stuff.. just for Conan to have a topic for a video and by that means he wants to enlighten our day and wanna make us happy...they both r respectful gentlemen! ;D
I could be probably wrong too..cuz this just came up in my mind ..so yeahhhhh
virusts it is sad that jordan schlansky only playing his character on the show, in real life i think his different.. One thing is for sure jordan is a legit producer
Jordan was the pre-star date data. amazing how achieved it was!
Conan laughing at his own jokes kills me every time
He does it especially in the Jordan ones it's hilarious
Who else is going to laugh at them?
@@Pereux0 Why are you on a Conan video if you don't think he's funny?
@@Pereux0me
EVERYONE you low life@@Pereux0
I love how Conan expresses his feeling through Emma.
I never knew Conan to be this funny,, had me rolling the whole time watching. His other skits with coworkers were equally funny, and such a kick to watch
Where have you been the last 30 years
Welcome on board. 🤣
"Such a kick"? lol Nice try, Conan.
8:48 he broke character for the first time! :D
he laughed other times, i guess he is so weird that people make him a character, he is human and allowed to laugh
pinupwaallify he is human, although Conan is not really sure, but come on... he is forcefully trying not to laugh and sometimes, like in this instance, he BROKE CHARACTER :)
+MusiCover well, i don't belive he is a character because i knew ppl with asperger syndrome and they are just like Jordan. If he is faking it he is a really good actor.
pinupwaallify i'm not saying he is faking the weirdness, but he is forcing himself to be even weirder for the fun of it :)
+pinupwaallify No, in the video where a woman comes to help Jordan clean his office, the brief second he meets with the woman, you can see the real Jordan and he is a super nice guy. He smiles and his very not awkward. Then, the camera cut, probably to explain to the woman that it's gonna be an act, and right after, you see Jordan in his usual character. So yes, he has some weird sides, but they are just exagerating them to be funny!
I can't believe he smiled. I just can't.
it's almost unnatural
Its a miracle..happens once in a lifetime oppotunity
“The female unit is suspicious of me”
You're a suspiciously gorgeous female unit
lmao
@@dapjpshha just stop.
All of these remotes with Jordan should've gotten Conan all the awards- simply brilliant comedy. I'm not sure how scripted these skits are, but I'm sure that Conan is great at improv. No other talk show host is as quick-witted in comedic bits as Conan.
seeing him crack that smile made me smile
8:43
Rasta Fonz hhh
I think he's laughing because he's imagining his fiance Emma.
tayzo same
ikr its so rare
This has to be Jordan's character, I can't imagine him getting though life like that 24/7
It's a fucking skit, people think this guy is like this 24/7, if he didn't do this it wouldn't even be funny.
***** He did an interview where he said that his on-air persona is quite true to his real one. The only thing he plays up is his straight face.There are also Multiple interviews with other staff members who say he is really like this. Do some research before Commenting about something you don't know anything about. Fucking idiot.
***** source: www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ajju2/i_am_jordan_schlansky_associate_producer_of_conan/c8xzcq9
Other source:
www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1i39pf/i_am_sona_movsesian_conan_obriens_assistant_ama/cb0kqgk
***** Another source: www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ajju2/i_am_jordan_schlansky_associate_producer_of_conan/c8xz7vb
***** You are wrong, Deal with it.
"I'm a deeply emotional guy"
- Jordan Shlansky
man * 😂
this is just conans way to invite himself into the wedding, god what id give for the footage
Legend says Jordan laughed so much when het met Conan that he no longer has the ability to laugh anymore.
Cryptic Talent 😂
Spongebob reference?
Brio thats the funniest comment
its not right jordan, its not riiiiight !
MHSW it's not wrong
"What? Keep going?". (That one also on the script?)
5.42
It bothers me that you have an exclamation point, but no capital letters.
Exclamation.
Conan has a sweet spot. I can tell he was helping him. Schlansky smiled! *applause*
I have been binge watching Conan and Jordan. I can't get enough of these two! They need to have their own sitcom a modern day odd couple.
oversaturation would ruin it the allure of it.. the fact that we only have a hand fill of remotes of these 2, is what adds to it.
I'm a deeply emotional man. 😂😂.
Tanya Artiaga
He has one emotion.
@@lukesick1 that is, indeed, very deep
I read this literally as he said it
777 llikes, I don't want to break it.
Beep
Conan's bits with Jordan are some of my favorite.
I'm not surprised. Conan and Jordan have fantastic chemistry together as their personality types suggest. Jordan is erudite while Conan is self-deprecating.
***** his god-like bits, all woman say so..
'some'? I think u misspelled the best
Conan is most likely ENFP which is kind of like an ambivert on the introvert-extrovert scale. Conan is a goofy man-child and sort of a ditzy attention whore and Jordan is INTJ with his robot-like serious and knowledgeable personality and inability to show emotions while having deep emotions who forgot to invite his boss to his upcoming wedding.
***** Actually, I analyzed or "over analyzed" all of Conan and Jordan's sketches. I'm an analyst, it's what I do. I guarantee it. ;)
YOU'RE MARRYING A WOMAN?? ( CONAN ALL SHOCKED)....GETS ME EVERYTIME!
Law and Order Special Victims Unit
Was an Aussie (Australian)…. Recently discovering Conan & therefore Schlanksky…
has helped me laugh in a way I’d forgotten!
Several years of stress and grief has been transformed beyond all measure!
Thankyou both SOOO
much!💕🎶🐸🙏🏾🤓🥸🐷❤️👏🏽🦋🥹😎😈😻👍🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
LMAO.. Jordan finally broke! I thought he was fighting off a smile most of the video, then finally laughs.. I think that's first I've seen on these skits/sketches..
I know that was incredible! First I've seen of it.
Finally!!!!!! when he broke that smile and chuckle i started crying laughing
If I recall correctly there has been one other instance where he smiled/laughed.
Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky To Couples Counseling - CONAN on TBS
Look for the video where Conan finds his guarded espresso machine and makes him use the Windmere drip coffee maker.
The whole "Is this how you treat Conan?!" bit killed me. lmao
"He's a brilliant comic mind!"
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@@jacquelinecaoline4311 Who cares? Why post that on this video?
Conan is one of the funniest men alive.
He's one of the funniest women alive, too.
Holy s**t that was funny! Conan is a criminally underrated comedian. I haven’t belly laughed like that in a long time.
This video cured my depression
Same
Mine too
tennage Girl seeking attention
I go on a binge when I'm feeling sad. It for real helps. I hope you are feeling better. Peace and love to you
@Archock Encanto it's a joke.
Conan and Jordan is a classic funny man & straight man routine.
yes, you've got it, Conans wild antics vs Jordan's flat responses,>>look on youtube for Ellen and Michelle O go to CVS it's hysterical
Aaron Powell exactly! It's a genius bit. It's amazing to me how many people don't get it though, lol
It actually is an inversion of classic routines like Abbott & Costello, where the straight man is the audience surrogate while the funny man is the one who gets the laughs.
In the original routine the straight man sets up the jokes and the funny man delivers the jokes and we the audience laugh because the funny man's twisted take on the world subverts our expectations. However, I would say that here the audience surrogate is Conan, who is also the funny man. Jordan then plays the straight man, yet he's also the one with the twisted world view.
So Jordan sets up the jokes and Conan delivers the jokes, but the audience laughs not because of Conan but because of Jordan. It's a fascinating inversion.
Johnson Johnson Did Jordan write this?
@Kotsar Yuriy
I'll take that as a compliment! Thanks! :-D
Does anyone else think Jordan is really cute and attractive
I mean look at that precious smile
+fenkinfe -
Yes! He is one sexy otter.
+fenkinfe - you should see him with his shirt off.
JPlovesmusic Ah, tell me about it. That video is in my favorites.
Reminds me of Sheldon
+fenkinfe - VERY precious
I love how Jordan is like 85% a real person and the remaining 15% is how he can find humor in himself and act a bit
“ like you just fell out of the book American Psycho” 😂😂😂
I was dying when he said that
Lol oh man that's the first I've seen Jordan break character (if it is a character, I have no idea) when he's smiling and sort of laughing at the end of the session.
I notice when he smiles they tend to move the camera to a different angle ( side of his head) or cut the scene on to the next one.
mauro rodriguez
Good eyes man! I never really noticed before this video but I did see him laughing or smiling a few times since.
It's not a character, at least according to him and Conan, this is really how he is
I don't think he breaks character! If you notice every time he almost starts cracking up it's because he has made eye contact with conan. I think that's why he doesn't make much eye contact with conan otherwise he might not be able to control himself.
Charles Lumia &
How can Jordan hold it in? lol
that man is a god damn professional lol
conan has mentioned that he is genuinly like that
GamerDudester i mean.... I was like that and i got bullied hard for it.... Being serious and not laughing is easy if you're go ng through hard times or you're depressed
You all should know by now it's fake,all of it
mrlolster do you have proof?
8:45 The moment Jordan almost seemed like a real person ❗
I love that Conan cracks himself up
“ Proceed as planned the invasion begins tomorrow !
I read this right as he said that line!!
@Julia V it happens to me all the time
Emma Are you Jordan’s Emma?
Conan is much more hilarious in real life situations as opposed to a monologue or interviews. He's a genius.
Yep, he's a great improviser. I'm pretty sure he come up with most of his greatest jokes on the fly.
You are probably watching this not the first time.
"warm sunlight on my face moves me to tears"
well. sorry to break it to you folks. Jordan isn't a robot man but a robot vampire. 🤔
“Emma, you’re marrying a woman?” Exactly what I was thinking. 😂
That sentence is so wrong
@@narayanahegde9419 why? *Mr.horny potato*
@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n Incorrect use of a comma.
He's hot daddy
Thought he would have married an Italian espresso machine
Quarantine is a good time to go on a Conan’s remote marathon.
Any time’s a good time to go on a Conan remote marathon!
Seeing Jordan finally break character and grin was the single greatest enjoyment of my life.
that's sad.
@@myy1008hahaha
Jordan probably isn’t as dense as he looks.
When ever something funny happens you can see his cheeks tense up hold back a smile.
@mhm izme - Yeah, I suspect that there's just a grain of truth to these performances. That's it.
dense? Be stoic and emotionless is dense?
Check out "Jordan outtakes when he breaks character "
Jordan has broken character couple times.. but that's what makes his performance so amazing knowing he's doing a character without breaking it...
8:45 omg it's the end of the world jordan laughed
yes he couldnt hold in the laughter any more ha ha
He was trying to keep it in most of the video.
and at 9:10 😂
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The therapist has a bat next to her chair. Must be a tough job being Conans therapist.
i bet so
+Aaron Mejia i *bat* so
sorry i had too
+*Norse FrostyNuts i had to
sorry i had to
+verticalsmurf It's Conan's office, watch the start of the clip "Conan forces Jordan to clean his office" they are in the same room and Conan says "We're in my office" at the beginning.
+asel1124 They have similar offices, it's the same building.
Hahahaa my god, Conan is such a treasure. My favorite comedian of all time hands down. He is so hysterical.
I re-watch all these Conan/Jordan videos every Xmas, they are just so great!