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  • Jordan's getting married soon, so Conan decides to throw him a surprise stag party. Bring on the Jäger and strippers!
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  • @zipgow
    @zipgow 8 лет назад +27627

    When Jordan replied, "You," my heart broke.

    • @aab695
      @aab695 8 лет назад +2107

      +Brian C ikr i wish conan stopped being a jackass for that one moment

    • @unterbawr
      @unterbawr 8 лет назад +795

      I thought he said "Hugh"

    • @natmaka
      @natmaka 8 лет назад +337

      Then (from 0:52 on) Conan facial expressions are Kennedy's!

    • @Paul-di6md
      @Paul-di6md 7 лет назад +48

      +Mouse Trap no it isn't watch the video showing him showing up late

    • @pearl3042
      @pearl3042 7 лет назад +1707

      theyre actually really good friends outside of the show. this is all a skit and the jordan character is slightly embellished for the clips

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 5 лет назад +15581

    Conans reaction to the stripper being an actual stripper was hilarious

    • @cal593
      @cal593 5 лет назад +1829

      I think he had a mini heart attack

    • @neubianx
      @neubianx 5 лет назад +2005

      I agree. I don't think he knew that was going to happen.

    • @Sevenfold120
      @Sevenfold120 5 лет назад +1381

      Part 2: Who hired actual strippers.

    • @burntzapato8446
      @burntzapato8446 5 лет назад +859

      You get what you pay for in LA, they don't play around.

    • @williamc.6168
      @williamc.6168 5 лет назад +664

      the reaction on the guy with the checkered shirt was hilarious too...hahaha , i don't think he was expecting that either. He looked over at Conan.

  • @reubsdude
    @reubsdude 2 года назад +2945

    I bumped into Jordan Schlansky just a few years ago in Texas and he really is just the nicest guy. I had asked if I could take a picture with him since my wife and I are such big fans of his segments with Conan. He was in the middle of something but he was so nice that he actually came back and found us after he was done and we all took a picture together. Thank you for always making us smile Jordan! Hope we get to see you in Texas again sometime!

    • @GLMusic12
      @GLMusic12 Год назад +482

      He was clearly in the middle of finalizing various tasks.

    • @ted__ryan
      @ted__ryan Год назад +175

      I'm sure you took various pictures with Jordan.

    • @nukeninmgt1504
      @nukeninmgt1504 Год назад +176

      He needed to go to the restroom and prepare his body in various ways before being photographed.

    • @shahrozulhaq834
      @shahrozulhaq834 Год назад +12

      Only in Texas

    • @LilithGrey...FromHell
      @LilithGrey...FromHell Год назад +17

      You lucky duck!

  • @TheBeefTrain
    @TheBeefTrain 2 года назад +3090

    Jordan's face while his entire body is vibrating as she violently bounces on him is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • @sleepyazathoth5238
    @sleepyazathoth5238 8 лет назад +2472

    This is why Conan is so great, he actually does comedy instead of stupid lip sync battles.

    • @roblena7977
      @roblena7977 8 лет назад +72

      The Wilfred I am sick and tired of Jimmy kimmel did this and jimmy kimmel did that, I would take Conan over every other host any day of the week.

    • @KidCooties
      @KidCooties 8 лет назад +4

      The Wilfred Wilfred firing shots!!! The end is near..

    • @RobertJohnson-nz3xm
      @RobertJohnson-nz3xm 8 лет назад +8

      KidCooties *claps and fake laughs* You are funny.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 8 лет назад +28

      While I certainly prefer Conan to Fallon, I don't see the need for the incessant bashing of Fallon. Conan and Fallon aren't even rivals or anything like that, so what's that all about?

    • @MilkywaysMostWanted
      @MilkywaysMostWanted 8 лет назад +13

      The Wilfred Lol@comparing Conan to Failon. Conan is on another level of awesomeness. Failon is just a product of Jay Leno's assholery.

  • @shmavster4209
    @shmavster4209 4 года назад +11588

    When The stripper took her shirt off Conan was just like “I’m getting sued arent I?”

    • @alexpollock6932
      @alexpollock6932 4 года назад +216

      KATHERINE TIPTON his or Jordan’s

    • @troykruse5161
      @troykruse5161 4 года назад +179

      What the hell? A split second of the stripper in a thong??!! Thanks for leaving me hangin!😡

    • @shmavster4209
      @shmavster4209 4 года назад +46

      Ridiculed Victor A cite? More like an entire GENRE of websites

    • @spyder2390
      @spyder2390 4 года назад +4

      Ridiculed Victor what is this site

    • @badrluai
      @badrluai 4 года назад +5

      By who tho

  • @victorwilson1096
    @victorwilson1096 3 года назад +4253

    Plot twist, Jordan’s best friend is named You. He wasn’t talking about Conan at all.

    • @cesarsoria423
      @cesarsoria423 3 года назад +68

      He’s buddies with Cubs pitcher, Yu Darvish ?!

    • @gunha8288
      @gunha8288 3 года назад +5

      @@cesarsoria423 Hahahah that's impressive you came up with a japanese guy lol

    • @mikebazinga982
      @mikebazinga982 3 года назад +52

      or he actually said Hugh lol

    • @NikhilMathew122333
      @NikhilMathew122333 3 года назад +8

      Yu Wuhan

    • @kpham632
      @kpham632 3 года назад +2

      His friend's name is Joe Goldberg

  • @fathergabrielstokes4706
    @fathergabrielstokes4706 3 года назад +2815

    When the male stripper accidentally kicked Jordan's head, I felt that.

    • @user-ov8li2mq5b
      @user-ov8li2mq5b 3 года назад +62

      poor him, I'd be so freakin' annoyed.

    • @owensmit3637
      @owensmit3637 3 года назад +62

      You were kicked in the head by a male stripper once?

    • @bad_writer
      @bad_writer 2 года назад +30

      Accidentally? 100% Conan paid him to

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 2 года назад +1

      same.

    • @user-hv9xc4wu6j
      @user-hv9xc4wu6j Год назад +4

      ikr?poor stripper

  • @grrgoyljones8793
    @grrgoyljones8793 4 года назад +8600

    I love that Beer Guy is equally down with both strippers

  • @ellagunawan
    @ellagunawan 5 лет назад +6216

    I'M ON A CONAN MARATHON. CAN'T STOP. SEND HELP

    • @dogaro_vids8758
      @dogaro_vids8758 4 года назад +53

      Been there and enjoyed every moment of it

    • @vMufasa
      @vMufasa 4 года назад +63

      lol yesterday I spent 5 hours watching Conan-Jordan videos and loved their travels through Italy... came to find out they've been working together for 21 years now... found a couple times Jordan breaking character... but make no mistake these are really good two friends, an no Jordan is not his on camera persona... it's almost more funny to catch him break character now(very rare)

    • @robb8569
      @robb8569 4 года назад +12

      ill see you at the end brother

    • @sengriksangma7871
      @sengriksangma7871 4 года назад +1

      You still need help?

    • @glo1005
      @glo1005 4 года назад +3

      HELP IS ON THE... Yeah I can't help ya. I'm on the same boat as you. 😭😂

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 3 года назад +2659

    Of course Jordan knows these things, he has been studying us humans for several millenia.

    • @franz6859
      @franz6859 3 года назад +29

      Yup and also makes human soil

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 2 года назад +12

      Various human behaviors overs numerous millennia

    • @vincentpross7497
      @vincentpross7497 2 года назад +16

      you mean he has been studying us in various ways

  • @TonyTones123
    @TonyTones123 4 года назад +899

    When she lifted her top up, Conan knew his wife was gonna kill him lol

    • @criptik5208
      @criptik5208 3 года назад +7

      What is soy boyish

    • @user-nn8no8pw1o
      @user-nn8no8pw1o 2 года назад +22

      @@criptik5208 huh

    • @sillypotato53
      @sillypotato53 2 месяца назад

      @@criptik5208 stfu incel, he's a married man and knows how to respect his wife

  • @jettycomlego
    @jettycomlego 8 лет назад +11351

    Am I the only one who intently listens to what Jordan has to say?

    • @erinbrady5420
      @erinbrady5420 7 лет назад +96

      Nope. 😆

    • @vkilamk
      @vkilamk 7 лет назад +78

      I thought I was the only one! Haha

    • @MicrosoftCPU3
      @MicrosoftCPU3 7 лет назад +23

      yes

    • @jackthompson864
      @jackthompson864 7 лет назад +23

      I do lol

    • @marycarla6245
      @marycarla6245 7 лет назад +93

      Yes, he's actually interesting but it's his attitude that makes him funny. I like how he doesn't kow tow to Conan.

  • @sophearithsaing6941
    @sophearithsaing6941 7 лет назад +3657

    i thought he was lying but it's actually goes back to ancient sparta.

    • @jsdeathmarch9053
      @jsdeathmarch9053 7 лет назад +298

      Jordan is a very smart man, he's a computer

    • @N-e-o1
      @N-e-o1 7 лет назад +103

      @Mr.Anchovy His CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. Yaahhr

    • @williamsuailua6136
      @williamsuailua6136 7 лет назад +80

      Jordan is a computer, I've never seen him smile or laugh.

    • @user-wo8px8tz9n
      @user-wo8px8tz9n 7 лет назад +6

      could be a vulkan!

    • @KBlade1
      @KBlade1 7 лет назад +10

      That explains the women in God Of War games. ;)

  • @rhetiq9989
    @rhetiq9989 2 года назад +1086

    4:58 Best part. Just the shot of Conan standing there regretting his decision while the stripper bounces up and down on Jordan’s lap who’s not even fazed by any of it is such a beautiful sight to behold

  • @dannayy8052
    @dannayy8052 2 года назад +1030

    5:32 Nick's finger is bleeding. can we just appreciate his dedication to this.

    • @Commander_Cat
      @Commander_Cat 2 года назад +66

      yikes I knew something was off when he hesitated to chug the beer.

    • @goodmorningfrommt
      @goodmorningfrommt 2 года назад +12

      Saw that.. bright red

    • @nimegajayarathna4142
      @nimegajayarathna4142 2 года назад +5

      I wonder why his mouth isn't bleeding.

    • @MultiRay7
      @MultiRay7 2 года назад +15

      I wonder how it happened. It's not the same hand he used to bite the beer can.

    • @pedrokozlakowski6440
      @pedrokozlakowski6440 2 года назад +28

      and then the next shot he has a bandage and still is vibing to the music. that's dedication

  • @billybobjohnadamjoe
    @billybobjohnadamjoe 4 года назад +3983

    It’s just quite literally a Spongebob and Squidward dynamic.

    • @Sunny-rf9gc
      @Sunny-rf9gc 4 года назад +64

      That makes so much sense

    • @SundaySkye
      @SundaySkye 4 года назад +32

      Omg, YES! You hit the nail on the head.

    • @jasonpetri8013
      @jasonpetri8013 4 года назад +11

      Nah, Conan doesn't think of Jordan as a friend, it would be like if Squidward said that SpongeBob was his best friend

    • @c.7197
      @c.7197 4 года назад

      Except squid ward is void of emotions

    • @nofal9628
      @nofal9628 3 года назад

      Jordan more like Squidward

  • @freddypedraza2066
    @freddypedraza2066 4 года назад +5349

    Conan was more scared of his wife than the network

    • @hgff69
      @hgff69 3 года назад +93

      Catholic

    • @gornes2403
      @gornes2403 3 года назад +51

      @@hgff69 lol if he is a real Catholic I am an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy

    • @hugostiglitz491
      @hugostiglitz491 3 года назад +151

      @@gornes2403 You are an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy

    • @user-mj8gv8pl7v
      @user-mj8gv8pl7v 2 года назад +4

      Orthodox

    • @CainP
      @CainP 2 года назад +28

      @@gornes2403 i just think the person is referring to his lineage which is Irish Catholic but as far as I know Conan doesn’t practice it.

  • @tatikloe
    @tatikloe 4 года назад +2931

    A man like Jordan will never cheat. He is a man that his wife can trust!

  • @kasmeria
    @kasmeria 3 года назад +535

    Jordan: "A man just put his testicles in my face."
    Conan: "How did it feel to you this time?"
    LMAO

  • @christoman3430
    @christoman3430 4 года назад +3085

    “Did you look that up?”
    Jordan: “I know these things.”

    • @aszter2806
      @aszter2806 4 года назад +52

      He existed in ancient Sparta ofc he does

    • @kawingchuirua
      @kawingchuirua 3 года назад +4

      Loved it!

    • @lmpeters1552
      @lmpeters1552 3 года назад +42

      That information was installed on his last update

    • @Freelancer52
      @Freelancer52 3 года назад +6

      Proof that Jordan is a machine with a computer for his brain

  • @MrC464646
    @MrC464646 5 лет назад +3009

    5:01
    "I think Abigail is an attractive woman, however I don't think this situation is conducive to sexual arousal."
    I love Jordan XD

    • @Radiowias
      @Radiowias 4 года назад +101

      Translation: "I AM FLACCID."

    • @a.k.salazr
      @a.k.salazr 4 года назад +52

      Now that’s a real man.

    • @tonyroca279
      @tonyroca279 4 года назад +10

      TBH, its true, that situation is fun, tho not necessarily arousing

    • @wetogang1368
      @wetogang1368 4 года назад +4

      It’s crazy that he can keep the act because I would have been all over that

    • @Gabrosoft
      @Gabrosoft 4 года назад +3

      Weto Gang maybe bc it’s not an act

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome 3 года назад +944

    Oh my god they definitely weren’t expecting her to go topless

    • @9er817
      @9er817 3 года назад +50

      Yeah how would they know would that a stripper would get undressed

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 3 года назад +79

      An Irish-American catholic, a human robot and a, well, random 'can chopper' order a stripper... Of course those three didn't think it through! 😆

    • @randomguy8228
      @randomguy8228 3 года назад +21

      @@9er817 maybe because they’re recording for TV

    • @cheapkahlol1020
      @cheapkahlol1020 2 года назад

      @@NiVi192 Brolaf is here !

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 2 года назад +3

      @@randomguy8228
      Yup, she's too bold to do that while the Camera was recording.

  • @laurenbarton2643
    @laurenbarton2643 2 года назад +349

    I’ve just discovered the Conan and Jordan saga today and I’ve literally spent HOURS watching every crumb of content I can.

    • @marcusmoser6911
      @marcusmoser6911 2 года назад +17

      I am jeaous that you just got the experience for the first time.

    • @Kristoffelsson
      @Kristoffelsson 2 года назад +2

      Yeah same.

    • @spaghettioverlord3247
      @spaghettioverlord3247 2 года назад +5

      Welcome to the club

    • @icydelon
      @icydelon 4 месяца назад

      same watching them is now part of my daily routine

  • @westcoastfire2061
    @westcoastfire2061 5 лет назад +3079

    Conan - "I'm not gonna humiliate you"
    4 minutes later - Jordan has a dudes ball sack in his face

    • @apollo180
      @apollo180 5 лет назад +36

      Wes 76 damm... no chill from you sir.

    • @tonyroca279
      @tonyroca279 4 года назад +2

      But did he humiliate him?

    • @ladynoluck
      @ladynoluck 4 года назад

      It’s only humiliating if you get embarrassed by what other people do in your presence lol

    • @aziremperorofthesands6369
      @aziremperorofthesands6369 4 года назад

      The man was named "boner" in front of how many people?

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 года назад

      @@aziremperorofthesands6369 Oh. I thought he said "boater." That could still have a sexual conotation.

  • @AozoraUltra2006
    @AozoraUltra2006 8 лет назад +4943

    I'm actually enjoying Jordan's rambling of knowledge.

    • @NikorasuChan
      @NikorasuChan 8 лет назад +26

      +Aozotra Disagreed on the compressed/uncompressed music tho... LOOOLLL

    • @ClaimClam
      @ClaimClam 8 лет назад +4

      +Aozotra Gerolsteiner is great Mineral Water

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 8 лет назад +30

      +Aozotra He's a deeply emotional man.

    • @elvisjimpa100
      @elvisjimpa100 8 лет назад +7

      +Aozotra Yes he really got a nice,calm voice and seems werry intelligent.Conan just sounds anoying and loud as always.

    • @the_question
      @the_question 8 лет назад +4

      +Orion Jimmy its a script dude chill

  • @WitCola
    @WitCola 3 года назад +446

    I can’t imagine Jordan being married to any other than Siri

  • @prankedxd3937
    @prankedxd3937 2 года назад +105

    i like how conan genuinely seems impressed that beer guy bit the beer open

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 8 лет назад +8770

    FUN FACT: Jordan Schlansky has never felt the need to use an exclamation mark.

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll 8 лет назад +249

      ***** And no one's ever told him to calm down.

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch 8 лет назад +14

      ***** fun pseudo fact - the Stig tried to teach him to drive .. left infuriated and proceeded to set the ring record to de-stress

    • @JH-nr9pw
      @JH-nr9pw 8 лет назад +5

      ***** is he a real dude lol

    • @Brastius
      @Brastius 8 лет назад +67

      +fidorover He once got drunk and stated that domestic water tasted just as good as the more expensive Veen.

    • @tubehax
      @tubehax 8 лет назад +3

      +fidorover Wanted to upvote but didn't want to be the douche who broke that perfect 200.

  • @issaphae9659
    @issaphae9659 7 лет назад +2726

    This was when I officially realized I loved Jordan

    • @koreanese9602
      @koreanese9602 7 лет назад +10

      same

    • @williamsuailua6136
      @williamsuailua6136 7 лет назад +8

      same

    • @apricity2994
      @apricity2994 7 лет назад +8

      same!

    • @7thecheryl
      @7thecheryl 6 лет назад +16

      Its like Conan knew there was SOMETHING he liked in this guy...but he just wasn't quite sure what it was till, he started with the late entry on that one friday...and he was waltzing into work around noon...1.....that was when I sure knew Jordan was.,.,,FOR ME!

    • @jacktree5101
      @jacktree5101 6 лет назад +1

      PIM's a Whovian That would be the best bachelor party i ever had but the fireman has to go

  • @michaelg362
    @michaelg362 2 года назад +134

    This is why I love Conan. There's a moment around 3:32 when he asks the frat guy "Remember Jordan's nick name" and the guy responds "Boner". If you look at Conan he was a little taken back by that comment but then just as fast decided to just go with it. Legendary

  • @Bitterswheat
    @Bitterswheat 3 года назад +138

    jordan’s dead pan “i know these things” killed me, it insinuates he in fact did not look this up and knew it from birth

    • @WestOfEarth
      @WestOfEarth 3 года назад +6

      I have a friend who's like this...we call him the font of useless information. He's got an eidetic memory, and literally doesn't forget anything.

    • @oldnite3414
      @oldnite3414 2 года назад

      @@WestOfEarth Just say photographic

  • @jg5488
    @jg5488 7 лет назад +464

    I like the reaction of Conan when the chick took off her top it was like "whoa girl, we didn't discuss going that far lol "

    • @Daolmec
      @Daolmec 6 лет назад +5

      word!!!
      including Jordans "lets pretend long time friend"

    • @coreywilliams1740
      @coreywilliams1740 6 лет назад

      J G i

  • @vahnn0
    @vahnn0 8 лет назад +1036

    I still can't tell if that dude is the dullest human alive or the amazing keeper of a straight face in history.

    • @galept
      @galept 8 лет назад +58

      vahnn0 I also think he's on the spectrum for Autism, possibly Aspergers. So, not only can he keep a straight face, but his personality can naturally come off cold and awkward, which can provide Conan with almost unlimited material when they're together. It's gold

    • @andinodinoo
      @andinodinoo 8 лет назад +113

      +galept it's just acting lol

    • @galept
      @galept 8 лет назад +11

      Andhino Cika Nope, I disagree. Is it hard to believe that someone could be awkward, and that Conan knows how to exploit his awkwardness for the show?

    • @andinodinoo
      @andinodinoo 8 лет назад +4

      +galept only for the show right? i believe they have normal conversation in real life.

    • @ciyean
      @ciyean 8 лет назад +8

      +galept *Can't tell if trolling or just incredibly stupid*

  • @malloryb8821
    @malloryb8821 4 года назад +128

    Jordans face when the dude bit into the beer can 😂😂😂😂

    • @madhatt3r93
      @madhatt3r93 4 года назад +6

      Like these crying cat memes

    • @DLSacks
      @DLSacks 19 дней назад +1

      I've seen Jordan break in a few clips, but that was one of the few times you can see him trying not to.

  • @kian8550
    @kian8550 3 года назад +77

    i love how it started with Jordan minding his business and quickly ended with a party happening in his office

  • @konahjalter5941
    @konahjalter5941 5 лет назад +3229

    There are fossils more alive than Jordan Schlansky

    • @rohanmehta8148
      @rohanmehta8148 5 лет назад +4

      It's a character

    • @ChairmanMeow1
      @ChairmanMeow1 5 лет назад +2

      @@rohanmehta8148 Its not. Hes really this weird.

    • @SOlsen-ly8jt
      @SOlsen-ly8jt 5 лет назад +4

      @chairman meow it’s actually a character

    • @jeromejoz5935
      @jeromejoz5935 5 лет назад +1

      this is topnotch commentry right here 🤣🤣

    • @mrmystery9496
      @mrmystery9496 5 лет назад

      steve crawford damn dude

  • @mako4874
    @mako4874 8 лет назад +3417

    I'm convinced now that jordan is a brilliant actor

  • @Oldmanhenderson12
    @Oldmanhenderson12 2 года назад +74

    Conan was truly not ready for the stripper to take her top off

  • @toby0617
    @toby0617 3 года назад +67

    5:32 seems like our best friend Nick had hurt himself during his dramatic performances..

  • @hannahmuncie6599
    @hannahmuncie6599 5 лет назад +1759

    That was so cute when he said you were his friend

    • @kramermack
      @kramermack 5 лет назад +15

      That was so cute when you commented here

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 5 лет назад +3

      @@Limpuls
      That not a little girl..
      If so, she shouldn't be here..
      This is for the work man..

    • @Limpuls
      @Limpuls 5 лет назад +8

      @@myman8336 all I see in profile pic is 11 yrs old girl

    • @taylordrn3871
      @taylordrn3871 4 года назад +4

      i really think jordan doesnt have friends 🤣

    • @collinbrill1540
      @collinbrill1540 4 года назад

      Jordan like I hate my boss 😂 But he's buying me Bentley

  • @sumrandumguy7177
    @sumrandumguy7177 8 лет назад +1526

    Conan > every other host

  • @Knight14649
    @Knight14649 2 года назад +131

    Jordan has a natural talent that cannot be taught or learned in a classroom..
    He and Conan, whether they are aware of it or not, have an amazing comedy chemistry..
    I could watch them do anything and the results world be satisfying..
    They are like the new Martin and Lewis .. so funny.
    There needs to be a Conan and Jordan Movie….

    • @kit2770
      @kit2770 2 года назад +2

      "Whether they're aware of it or not..."
      Oh they're aware of it. Or Conan is anyways.

  • @klash85
    @klash85 3 года назад +42

    Conan:🤪😂
    Friend:😁
    DJ:😎🎧
    Jordan:😐

  • @madarashi7097
    @madarashi7097 7 лет назад +2605

    if we had a world of just jordans we would find world peace because we would be too occupied with correcting eachother

    • @styson670
      @styson670 7 лет назад +34

      They would correct each other to death

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 7 лет назад +28

      Actually, according to quantum theory, the chances of that happening are likely well below one out of one vigintillion.
      While it's technically possible, it's unlikely to occur before the heat-death of the universe.
      By the time the heat-death does occur, the chance will reach exactly zero percent.
      This is because all energy exchanges in the universe will have stopped, thus making the chance of anything happening reach exactly zero.
      The temperature of the universe will also reach absolute zero. This is why it's called heat death.
      This is all hypothetical, of course. There are many variables and unknowns involved in such quantum models of the universe.

    • @Jelloitsme
      @Jelloitsme 7 лет назад +12

      manictiger What are you doing here Jordan?

    • @WrigleyAndAiden
      @WrigleyAndAiden 7 лет назад +11

      CaptainAlligatah there would be nothing to correct if we were all Jordan's

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 7 лет назад +6

      that would only lead to more war though

  • @TheTuubster
    @TheTuubster 8 лет назад +1149

    Put pointy ears on him and he is a Vulcan.

    • @sleddogrunner
      @sleddogrunner 8 лет назад +13

      that explains everything

    • @onemanshow4116
      @onemanshow4116 8 лет назад +14

      TheTuubster After he went to all that plastic surgery to lop them off??

    • @moppetmaker
      @moppetmaker 8 лет назад +9

      TheTuubster Wasn't Jordan the one that would dress as Spock and flip everyone off on the old Late Night show??

    • @Juppah4u
      @Juppah4u 8 лет назад +1

      TheTuubster I dunno if Jordan could pull it off though, he's programing may conflict with something.

    • @joshryan1973
      @joshryan1973 8 лет назад +1

      TheTuubster *It's amazing, guys!!!! Get an Apple iPhone 6 PLUS for free right now* plus.google.com/u/0/communities/109348931073204003570

  • @adrianmedina5188
    @adrianmedina5188 4 года назад +142

    I honestly dont question Jordan's choice to not have a typical bachelor party. I just hung out with my dad, a few friends, ordered pluckers and watched the longhorn game. Awsome night no regrets.

    • @UfrankTube
      @UfrankTube 7 месяцев назад

      Did your wife had a stripper on her bachelorette?

  • @frankieseymour3324
    @frankieseymour3324 2 года назад +103

    As an audio engineer, I have to agree with him that WAV and AIFF is superior to MP3.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 2 года назад +2

      I lost all faith that this is his real attitude since he didn't say FLAC

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 8 лет назад +3348

    3:38 "GET IT HARD BUDDY!!!"

    • @CharlieAUS
      @CharlieAUS 8 лет назад +69

      bakerXderek BONER!

    • @MrVideosimake
      @MrVideosimake 8 лет назад +21

      CHEEAA!!

    • @cindyknows9220
      @cindyknows9220 8 лет назад +22

      bakerXderek Derek we watch a lot of the same videos. Every time i watch a video, I look at the comments and you are always down here.

    • @BEATTHOSE00
      @BEATTHOSE00 8 лет назад +1

      bakerXderek lmfao

    • @IchaoticsI
      @IchaoticsI 8 лет назад +4

      bakerXderek hahaha i laughed so hard

  • @TheWonderfulBlake
    @TheWonderfulBlake 4 года назад +1743

    "The bachelor party goes back to ancient Sparta." It seems like Jordan got sucked into a Wikipedia rabbit hole and ended up on the history of the bachelor party

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 года назад +69

      He didn't look it up; he just knows these things.

    • @TheWonderfulBlake
      @TheWonderfulBlake 4 года назад +29

      Trey Atkins I bet when Jordan was a baby instead of crying he'd just start shouting random facts no normal person knows off the top of their head. He just came out of his moms womb shouting "THE BACHELOR PARTY GOES BACK TO ANCIENT SPARTA!!"

    • @MasouShizuka
      @MasouShizuka 4 года назад +2

      @403 Forbidden Which is surprising considering he looks so bloody dead in his eyes and soul that he might as well be a computer with a blank dark screen. For eternity.

    • @shreyasshankar4109
      @shreyasshankar4109 3 года назад +2

      @@TheWonderfulBlake No he came out saying if the doctor pulled him out at the right time, he'd be more intelligent.

    • @nadifenggar943
      @nadifenggar943 2 года назад +1

      He's programmed with every knowledges in the world.

  • @DutchFurnace
    @DutchFurnace 4 года назад +50

    As someone who worked in a liquor wholesaler, when Conan threw the Jägermeister on the floor at @03:02, I felt sorry for Jordan because of the stench he has had to sit in for the last 5 years.

  • @dc1397
    @dc1397 Год назад +15

    I always appreciate how Schlansky, when asked a question, always answers very sincerely.

  • @Theforeveraloneguy
    @Theforeveraloneguy 7 лет назад +501

    I googled it, turns out Jordan was right. Bachelor parties were indeed invented by the Spartans.

    • @tawandamaddox5756
      @tawandamaddox5756 6 лет назад +15

      belthazormn1 I believe he's 100% right that he says

    • @Distroshawn
      @Distroshawn 6 лет назад +3

      I don’t what’s more funny that you googled it or Jordan said it 😂😂😂

    • @sublimechimp
      @sublimechimp 16 дней назад

      He knows these things

  • @conorwallace776
    @conorwallace776 7 лет назад +1971

    Am I the only one who felt sorry for him when he said Conan was his friend

  • @nicopootato2330
    @nicopootato2330 2 года назад +9

    5:04 I do wonder what happened between the cuts
    “You gotta put your top back on, but you can take your pants off if that make you feel more comfortable.”

  • @Shinku101
    @Shinku101 3 года назад +17

    When the fireman stripper kneed Jordan on the head, I freaking lost it lmaooo

  • @tjperette5304
    @tjperette5304 6 лет назад +1372

    "I'm indifferent. I don't know what's in store."
    I kinda love that answer. Very honest.

  • @xdonvito
    @xdonvito 4 года назад +4689

    Omg conan is the only talk show host that actually makes me laugh. Everyone else is typical bs humor.

    • @TheWonderfulBlake
      @TheWonderfulBlake 4 года назад +17

      xdonvito exactly

    • @randyhiga6
      @randyhiga6 4 года назад +14

      Totally agree

    • @gerromecampbell9223
      @gerromecampbell9223 4 года назад +13

      Colbert does it for me aswell, also John Stewart

    • @swa406
      @swa406 4 года назад +1

      Agree

    • @fullcontrol4179
      @fullcontrol4179 4 года назад +6

      I enjoy Kimmel and Fallon, too. The clip of Kimmel and Damon in couples therapy is awesome, but I think my favorite of his is when he scared workers with a fake Kimmel statue.

  • @Kiddomike
    @Kiddomike 2 года назад +13

    When Jordan said ‘I prefer uncompressed digital music’, I realized I am like Jordan Schlansky.

  • @adibahmed10
    @adibahmed10 4 года назад +21

    Conan: "I got you a real bachelor party friend! Nick!"
    Introvert: "That's annoying."

  • @bma8488
    @bma8488 5 лет назад +2977

    I never feel bad for Jordan, and i know these are scripted, but when he said Conan was his friend and then Conan just laughed, I actually felt a bit bad lol...

    • @uzzieb9984
      @uzzieb9984 5 лет назад +509

      Brandon Anderson I don’t think these are scripted. Conan has a general outline of what he wants to do, but there’s no writer writing a script. It’s mostly Conan improvising.

    • @manah2882
      @manah2882 4 года назад +96

      @@uzzieb9984 Minimally scripted. But this one was way out of the road!

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 года назад +8

      Daddy issues coming out

    • @doggomcd
      @doggomcd 4 года назад +115

      I think conan did that for the sketch, i feel conan cares for him more than actually jordan does.

    • @irradiatedice98
      @irradiatedice98 4 года назад +41

      @@doggomcd Yeah they are actually friends

  • @themeatballmann
    @themeatballmann 5 лет назад +3418

    *Sparkling water with a high mineral content*

    • @themeatballmann
      @themeatballmann 5 лет назад +13

      @Sandor Clegane Possibly.

    • @thomasthemenace
      @thomasthemenace 4 года назад +8

      Geroldsteiner really is a damn good water.

    • @capslockabc3872
      @capslockabc3872 4 года назад

      *Voss water*

    • @gregghorner9107
      @gregghorner9107 4 года назад +1

      @#BDS probbably off the cuff. Jordan is genius!

    • @polarbearal
      @polarbearal 4 года назад +3

      @@thomasthemenace It's pretty damn good. Though Jordan likes Geroldsteiner after he's had espresso, I gotta say, I truly enjoy it as a general drinking water too. ;)

  • @Keeejtch
    @Keeejtch 3 года назад +30

    This is one of his best sketches. Just can not stop laughing throughout. I want Beer Guy in my life.

  • @jsharps1000
    @jsharps1000 5 месяцев назад +4

    The way conan's energy changed when her shirt came off then the looks Jordan was giving Conan that entire time was just crazy.

  • @patrickjones58
    @patrickjones58 5 лет назад +980

    Conan wasnt ready for the next level

    • @novaenforcer1563
      @novaenforcer1563 4 года назад +5

      Patrick Jones at the very least not when the camera is showinh

    • @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734
      @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734 4 года назад

      when he was so shocked i cracked up 😂

    • @forlornpreponderance2299
      @forlornpreponderance2299 4 года назад

      Nova Enforcer15 I’m sure that’s his genuine reaction, as a guy who graduated from Harvard with a literature degree, he’s probably a man of culture like Jordan. The Conan we see is more of a character I think.

  • @flux.9638
    @flux.9638 6 лет назад +1186

    Jordan is the son of Dwight and Angela from the office.

    • @mtgreveal1864
      @mtgreveal1864 5 лет назад +12

      Omg so true

    • @cl-kb7xy
      @cl-kb7xy 5 лет назад +2

      @@mtgreveal1864Dwight just raised him. His biological father is Sylar from Heroes.

    • @Anne-kj2wo
      @Anne-kj2wo 5 лет назад +4

      She always wanted a pair of well behaved boys

    • @Mihayan1
      @Mihayan1 5 лет назад +19

      then Conan is a son of Pam and Jim

    • @wolffrenzy2778
      @wolffrenzy2778 5 лет назад

      OMFG YES 😂😂😂

  • @SarcasticPossum
    @SarcasticPossum 8 месяцев назад +7

    I love how Conan goes from Party Bro to Shy School Boy in a second lol

  • @michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311
    @michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311 3 года назад +39

    When the class clown play with the quiet kid

  • @Shaunsters1975
    @Shaunsters1975 5 лет назад +3431

    I just watched a man get abused by a ginger.

  • @Friday_Trouble
    @Friday_Trouble 6 лет назад +3806

    *Wow, **_Jordan_** would be a good actor*

    • @tylito4764
      @tylito4764 6 лет назад +164

      What do you think hes doing right now.... cmon

    • @CalebMcFarland
      @CalebMcFarland 5 лет назад +107

      Im Tylito I think this is genuinely him. Particularly since people who work with him say so in other videos. I think he just kicks his personality up a notch for the videos.

    • @notlondondavis2338
      @notlondondavis2338 5 лет назад +1

      He is

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 5 лет назад +13

      He is... You really think all this is real?

    • @MsMysticworld
      @MsMysticworld 5 лет назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/Z4mjn7pu3vY/видео.html

  • @TrevorCopter
    @TrevorCopter Год назад +9

    The part of me that I hate is the part that genuinely wanted to hear Jordan’s views on uncompressed audio files 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @karlalden2076
    @karlalden2076 2 года назад +18

    I know in my heart of hearts that Conan loves Jordan and Jordan loves Conan

  • @shehbleh8931
    @shehbleh8931 8 лет назад +306

    conan's face when he knew the stripper went too far

  • @henrytm188
    @henrytm188 6 лет назад +5090

    *I think abigail is an attractive woman, however i don't think this situation is condusive to sexual arousing* 😂

  • @tjwash5118
    @tjwash5118 4 года назад +12

    Jordan is the best actor of our generation. The ability to keep a straight face through all of that is brilliant.

  • @rutvikpatil94
    @rutvikpatil94 3 года назад +42

    if jorden is playing character he ia the greatest actor of all time .

  • @natedibbs4476
    @natedibbs4476 5 лет назад +1873

    How could u stay in character when she’s grinding on u lol

    • @Dracattack
      @Dracattack 5 лет назад +316

      Even Conan was surprised lol

    • @user-pv5ms2gr8h
      @user-pv5ms2gr8h 5 лет назад

      E

    • @hashslanger7524
      @hashslanger7524 5 лет назад +230

      That’s how he is. He isn’t acting.

    • @sleep2890
      @sleep2890 5 лет назад +109

      Alit Memeti he has broke character multiple time and started laughing in multiple Remotes

    • @user-tz8ze3tp7m
      @user-tz8ze3tp7m 5 лет назад +77

      @@sleep2890 he laughed during the italy trip cause he was happy AF , he is capable of happiness, but the things that make him excited are different of most people

  • @cyberhermit1222
    @cyberhermit1222 5 лет назад +734

    I admire how Jordan is above petty human emotions...I aspire to that level of awakening.

    • @ferchango6359
      @ferchango6359 5 лет назад +34

      Train your mind and make it impenetrable

    • @mclera8566
      @mclera8566 5 лет назад +5

      Where is that part of the video? He is full of petty emotions from my kind of view.

    • @michelegressel4195
      @michelegressel4195 5 лет назад +8

      He's a Vulcan w plastic surgery to his ears.

    • @johiarratabigne4974
      @johiarratabigne4974 4 года назад

      Yeah wtff

    • @Danovio
      @Danovio 4 года назад +3

      LOOOL Jordan is the embodiment of the meaning "petty"

  • @salpuma9145
    @salpuma9145 2 года назад +2

    This is my favorite Conan/Jordan outing...and I think I've seen them all. Conan is truly the king

  • @Zanagash
    @Zanagash 2 года назад +15

    When the stripper takes off her bra, Conan’s reaction is priceless 😂 He is like “Oh no, my wife is going to kill me if I even take a little glance… MUST.NOT.WATCH” 😂

  • @FrozenEspada4
    @FrozenEspada4 8 лет назад +882

    I was just thinking we need another Jordan Schlansky remote and one appears.
    Psychic?

    • @DarthVader-ek7nj
      @DarthVader-ek7nj 8 лет назад +8

      Hispanic Girls Twerking Nah bitch. It's just me.

    • @JohnCrichton
      @JohnCrichton 8 лет назад +4

      Hispanic Girls Twerking How about this... just yesterday I went through all of them laughing my ass of wondering, "man, why did they stop doing these?".

    • @FrozenEspada4
      @FrozenEspada4 8 лет назад +2

      John Crichton Yeah but mine is cooler. I *felt* it. Plz call the X-Men and tell them I'm on the way...

    • @Shinywhite
      @Shinywhite 8 лет назад +9

      No, your fake italian sense was tingling

    • @RileyPoll
      @RileyPoll 8 лет назад +2

      tHATS WHAT I WAS THINKING I LITERALLY WATCHED THE PLAYLIST LAST NIGHT

  • @machomarvel38
    @machomarvel38 6 лет назад +374

    I love how the stripper caught EVERYONE off guard!

    • @aksprkl6594
      @aksprkl6594 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah, the bachelor friend broke character XD Just reminds you that these are:
      1) grown men,
      2) on a tv show,
      3) probably all married,
      4) and they were respectful enough to look away.

    • @robertguthrie5310
      @robertguthrie5310 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah, I really don't think Conan thought she was actually going to strip.

  • @pertti.k2937
    @pertti.k2937 3 года назад +8

    This was one of the best Jordan sketches of all time!

  • @chrisjames5254
    @chrisjames5254 4 года назад +4

    In these uncertain time these videos are extremely appreciated. It is good to have a laugh

  • @saila-5828
    @saila-5828 5 лет назад +405

    4:40 i love how both conan and nick recoiled in fear

  • @marcsannicolas4074
    @marcsannicolas4074 5 лет назад +2547

    That stripper was a trailer park beauty. The chick was alright too.

  • @adriennemiller.music.
    @adriennemiller.music. 3 года назад +17

    i collapsed when the male stripper went upside down on him 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @menkae6708
    @menkae6708 3 года назад +5

    4:52 Love Connan’s and the Jordan’s friend reaction

  • @samkupper
    @samkupper 6 лет назад +1315

    00:02 his Name plaque thing says..."Jordan Schansky One Cranky fake Itallian"

  • @kickliquid
    @kickliquid 7 лет назад +302

    Jordan is like a walking Wikipedia

  • @tapooz2243
    @tapooz2243 3 года назад +13

    Conan: “I’m not gonna humiliate you”
    5:18

  • @tomspaul1831
    @tomspaul1831 3 года назад +3

    I personally feel jordan to be a very sweet and introvert person ... Like when he said "you" it really made my heart melt .... It was very sweet ... And have a happy married life jordan

  • @nicoletarentaal8178
    @nicoletarentaal8178 8 лет назад +398

    Conan looks like Meryl Streep.

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 8 лет назад +469

    I don't know if that was a scripted joke, but, when Jordan said "You" and Conan laughed; I died a little inside. That was so sad. I expected Conan to hug him.

    • @evango.8874
      @evango.8874 8 лет назад +12

      I thought he said Beu

    • @alec6583
      @alec6583 8 лет назад +38

      R3fug33 I felt sad about it too.
      But yeah, no, they're friends. :) The way Conan treats him is just a bit.

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 8 лет назад +18

      Alec I assumed so. I feel bad for Jordan sometimes, but then I remember it's all a bit. If it weren't he would have been fired long ago.
      I'm glad they're friends.

    • @josuesays
      @josuesays 8 лет назад +1

      R3fug33 He said Beu, he laughed because it's not a common name and sounds made up lol

    • @D4rkR4ge
      @D4rkR4ge 8 лет назад +3

      Joshua Zapata No he laughed and shook his head because Jordan said "you".

  • @MehreenHassan225
    @MehreenHassan225 2 года назад +1

    This is the first Jordan-Conan video I hadn't already seen and I'M SCREAMING Y'ALL

  • @Vic-mr3xe
    @Vic-mr3xe 2 года назад +6

    "Drink, drink, drink!" -Jordan, sip, sip !😂

  • @gracjanrotke
    @gracjanrotke 6 лет назад +151

    "A man just put his testicles in my face" Conan: "How did it feel to you this time?" LOL

  • @IamMe10-4
    @IamMe10-4 4 года назад +2187

    That can must have cut his index finger, he realizes at 5:30.

  • @matthewwelch9737
    @matthewwelch9737 Год назад +4

    Conan and schlansky’s personalities together make up that of a normal person and I love it.

  • @yogeshmehara8135
    @yogeshmehara8135 4 года назад

    Thanx to you both I'm having fun watching all of you'er video in quarantine. LMAO