Conan Downsizes Jordan Schlansky’s Office | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @joelsmith5938
    @joelsmith5938 5 лет назад +11986

    the Conan/Jordan saga is like an entire missing season of The Office.

    • @ryouma1717
      @ryouma1717 5 лет назад +117

      its what season 8 shoulda been

    • @balthazarmayrena600
      @balthazarmayrena600 5 лет назад +37

      Add in a little Sonja, and you have a full season!

    • @arshawitoelar7675
      @arshawitoelar7675 4 года назад +63

      But aren't they.. Michael Scott and Toby?

    • @roddybaba
      @roddybaba 4 года назад +23

      Theyre like michael and toby

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 4 года назад +10

      Conan used to write with the simpsons crew, he knows how to pull off jokes and subtlety like a master.

  • @penguininabox7946
    @penguininabox7946 5 лет назад +20070

    How can Jordan clean his office when he has various responsibilities and duties

    • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
      @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 5 лет назад +107

      And do tell, what are some of his responsibilities and duties?

    • @rowzeeistyra
      @rowzeeistyra 5 лет назад +105

      Pandas are cool just various responsibilities and duties.

    • @GREGGFOWL
      @GREGGFOWL 5 лет назад +135

      @@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd he deals with "micro things"

    • @brucewayne2184
      @brucewayne2184 5 лет назад +113

      @@GREGGFOWL Apparently so does his wife.

    • @thejournalist8091
      @thejournalist8091 5 лет назад +52

      박혜원 how is that an "r/woooosh"?

  • @kingrudy95
    @kingrudy95 5 лет назад +12671

    Jordan is one joke away from killing everyone in the office

    • @RSID
      @RSID 4 года назад +375

      If a mass shooting at Team Coco actually happens, it would be the first mass shooting that I will say "I understand.".

    • @timcampbell4132
      @timcampbell4132 4 года назад +187

      Comments like these are always ignored until the cnn report.

    • @Shak2k11
      @Shak2k11 4 года назад +84

      all it takes is one bad day

    • @SlowBluesInc
      @SlowBluesInc 4 года назад +121

      Conan took a big risk leaving that hatchet on Jordan's desk.

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 4 года назад +21

      Dont come to the studio tomorrow.

  • @kakashine1
    @kakashine1 5 лет назад +8787

    His office is full but his eyes are empty

  • @Logai74
    @Logai74 4 года назад +7397

    The feeling you get when you find a Jordan Schlansky clip you haven’t seen!!!

  • @aaronliu9945
    @aaronliu9945 5 лет назад +4189

    Their first mistake was leaving the axe on Jordan's desk. It would also prove to be their last mistake.

    • @thomasgooden
      @thomasgooden 5 лет назад +12

      lol

    • @bumperroan8211
      @bumperroan8211 4 года назад +8

      Sort of like leaving Norman Bates alone with the cutlery.

    • @leoyoung2513
      @leoyoung2513 4 года назад +8

      Classic plot of a classic film

    • @cynthiaahern9081
      @cynthiaahern9081 4 года назад +5

      Good one!

    • @MrMaxer13
      @MrMaxer13 4 года назад +2

      It seems to me that he looked at it in the very end.

  • @Bdhacker101
    @Bdhacker101 5 лет назад +8403

    How can Jordan clean his office when he's constantly preparing his body in various ways.

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 5 лет назад +35

      And with Conan ragging on him every minute...

    • @Bird76Mojo76
      @Bird76Mojo76 5 лет назад +34

      Yep, don't think we didn't see that Vaseline lotion on the table behind his chair..

    • @djones2170
      @djones2170 4 года назад +19

      The serial killer in Silence of the Lambs also prepared his body in various ways, whereas Hannibal would prepare other people's bodies in various ways, it's actually very scientific.

    • @zedz4397
      @zedz4397 4 года назад +15

      Deeply emotional men usually indulge themselves in the spiritual world in which the contact towards the mortal world is limited

    • @Weeklytechfridays
      @Weeklytechfridays 4 года назад +5

      He is busy looking for new models of the body shaver

  • @erickortiz7964
    @erickortiz7964 5 лет назад +2297

    It won’t be long until we see Jordan turn into the Joker.

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 5 лет назад +12

      HAAAA LOLOL

    • @syeds.1273
      @syeds.1273 5 лет назад +89

      What do you get when you cross an Italy obsessed staffer with a boss that humiliates him, and treats him like trash?

    • @adrianmartinez5155
      @adrianmartinez5155 5 лет назад +37

      Erick Ortiz “Conan can you introduce me as Joker ?”

    • @obiwankenobi4461
      @obiwankenobi4461 5 лет назад +3

      Ahahahahahahahahaha! Best comment on RUclips for this day.

    • @amackclassic6737
      @amackclassic6737 5 лет назад +5

      I was thinking the same thing, this guy is gonna take his revenge!

  • @alvinenglund
    @alvinenglund 3 года назад +1634

    I love how the sign outside Jordan’s office says ”One Cranky Fake Italian”
    2:34

    • @TheMulToyVerse
      @TheMulToyVerse 3 года назад +42

      I’ve seen this twice now and yeah... never spotted that before 😂

    • @areki3852
      @areki3852 2 года назад +8

      Missed that, thanks.

    • @phuonganhnguyen8657
      @phuonganhnguyen8657 2 года назад +11

      actually, that sign is from another video! The episode about the expresso machine! It's freaking hilarious!

    • @lawbinson
      @lawbinson 2 года назад +3

      @@phuonganhnguyen8657 And I see the machine still! haha

    • @adrianoadriano7772
      @adrianoadriano7772 Год назад

      @@phuonganhnguyen8657 and he stole my comment and edited his to myn

  • @idontjudge222
    @idontjudge222 5 лет назад +1468

    Lmaoooo his nameplate outside says “one cranky fake Italian”

    • @andrewspegal8424
      @andrewspegal8424 5 лет назад +19

      Looked for this comment. It's brilliant

    • @fatandugly8112
      @fatandugly8112 5 лет назад +43

      It has been there for years lol

    • @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
      @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 5 лет назад +13

      It's been there for years... I can see you're new.

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy 5 лет назад +23

      @@AndrejNikolov-xw2gi Woah you're so cool

    • @rojhatek
      @rojhatek 5 лет назад +5

      Andrej Nikolov wowwww ur so amazing real fan omg

  • @hlbkm2610
    @hlbkm2610 5 лет назад +873

    Not gonna lie, Jordan has a perfect "i hate my life" face lmfao

    • @roberkraft1982
      @roberkraft1982 5 лет назад +1

      Its because he does

    • @Elhardt
      @Elhardt 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe it's a "i hate my boss" face.

    • @Curiousnessify
      @Curiousnessify 5 лет назад

      why would you lie about that

    • @collegerebel
      @collegerebel 7 месяцев назад

      He's like the real-life Squidward.😂

  • @colleen6341
    @colleen6341 4 года назад +4008

    Jordan’s had that bottle of lotion for almost 7 years

    • @anthonyisgro7185
      @anthonyisgro7185 4 года назад +137

      Same with the olive oil.

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 4 года назад +284

      Or... He's replaced it with an identical bottle. Seems like something he would do

    • @colleen6341
      @colleen6341 4 года назад +73

      Amanda Jensen nah knowing jordan he definitely kept the bottle for that long, if he were committed to using lotion he would buy some fancy italian brand and it would be in his desk drawer

    • @zzoinks
      @zzoinks 4 года назад +48

      @@colleen6341 i also have a theory. Maybe he makes his own lotion formula from decades of research while he's supposed to be working on the show. Then Jordan refills the same bottle for many years. Also, his house is already filled with various useful items like old star wars toys. So Jordan has to plan out his independent lotion-making business using his office as a warehouse. During work he's been using his stockpile of gift bags and cardboard boxes to package and sell his lotion. His Olive oil is secretly an ingredient for his lotion.

    • @colleen6341
      @colleen6341 4 года назад +2

      And E that would make sense

  • @Georgecostanza7
    @Georgecostanza7 5 лет назад +2899

    jordan talks like he is a professor for a class no one wants to take but its a course requirement

    • @ProzacPreacher
      @ProzacPreacher 5 лет назад +66

      and he has tenure

    • @the_illest_villain
      @the_illest_villain 5 лет назад +11

      Dont remind me 😒

    • @dHolbach77
      @dHolbach77 3 года назад +7

      Nah, he talks like a pseudo intellectual. No prof I've ever had, no matter how bad, would express themselves in such simplistic terms and platitudes.

    • @carlogaytan7010
      @carlogaytan7010 Год назад +1

      @@dHolbach77 You would be surprised. Even when it's a STEM class...

    • @carlogaytan7010
      @carlogaytan7010 Год назад +2

      What they both have in common is that they seem more interesting once you get to know them. The issue is that few people try to get to know them due to how they come off.

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 5 лет назад +2431

    Jordan prepared his body in various ways before making this video.

    • @NoName-gp8il
      @NoName-gp8il 5 лет назад +10

      Pandas are cool “I concur”

    • @rustomgumja2612
      @rustomgumja2612 5 лет назад +6

      did he shave his chest? lol

    • @VMFYT
      @VMFYT 5 лет назад +37

      He immediately had a protein shake and experimented with Oats and Whey

    • @tsogobauggi8721
      @tsogobauggi8721 5 лет назад +3

      Well, I don't know if he did it before making this video, but I am sure he did that afterwards. :)

    • @ComedyClipsX
      @ComedyClipsX 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

  • @CamilaVanilla
    @CamilaVanilla 4 года назад +1860

    i like how jordan literally NEVER tells anyone what the hell his job is. he never even gives a single example of a task he does/has done

    • @Curiousaju
      @Curiousaju 4 года назад +83

      It's all a part of the bit

    • @haseebdar5732
      @haseebdar5732 4 года назад +100

      He's the associate producer of the show.

    • @lemongeezer1157
      @lemongeezer1157 4 года назад +296

      I'm guessing it's a physical job, since he needs to prepare his body in various ways everyday.

    • @bayareaartist999
      @bayareaartist999 4 года назад +69

      I'm pretty sure he does EVERYTHING... And knows what EVERYONE IS doing. Except for Conan. It's theorized that Conan makes 12+-million a year. I am pretty sure Jordan makes a good penny and gets points on everything.

    • @kabloom6776
      @kabloom6776 4 года назад +14

      Regardless of whether this is scripted or not, you can tell he clearly has no tasks whatsoever. It’s not like he’ll hesitate to say one thing if he did. However, he’s on the show because he’s a great actor and knows how to make content out of a character.

  • @tsunax1400
    @tsunax1400 5 лет назад +1599

    It's been too long since we last had Schlansky

    • @XplicitStory
      @XplicitStory 5 лет назад +18

      Tsuna X Netflix pays comedians millions for one stand up special but could pay them half that and have them travel together for way better content

    • @therandom58
      @therandom58 5 лет назад +3

      Cassie Lowe ur opinion

    • @vaahtobileet
      @vaahtobileet 5 лет назад +10

      @@therandom58 everything people type here are their opinions

    • @Christian-rn1ur
      @Christian-rn1ur 5 лет назад +16

      Schlansky sounds like a euphemism. Just gonna whip out the ol' schlansky and take a wizz.

    • @ToastbrotRaver
      @ToastbrotRaver 5 лет назад +2

      No Name I‘m gonna tell my wife it’s been to long since we last had Schlansky when I come home tonight

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 5 лет назад +4138

    Jordan is like the Joker waiting to happen

    • @Speculaas
      @Speculaas 5 лет назад +239

      He used to think that
      his work was a tragedy
      But now he realised
      it's a comedy

    • @mdougf
      @mdougf 5 лет назад +15

      LOL TRUE ASF

    • @ferevon
      @ferevon 5 лет назад +4

      At least people laugh at him

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 5 лет назад +25

      After he kills Conan, Conan at his zaniest and most wicked starts to appear to him, tormenting him in nightmares and vision until like Two-Face or The Ventriloquist/Mr. Scarface, the Conan-Joker just takes over his whole personality and he becomes him. Imagine the seething psychotic-intensity of Jordan doing a crazy Conan impression and believing he is Conan day and night.

    • @holdtrue2021
      @holdtrue2021 5 лет назад

      @@mdougf IKR😂

  • @corrupteddata8087
    @corrupteddata8087 4 года назад +1379

    4 years ago Jordan had a full head of hair . Now he looks like he just got done with 2 terms as president

    • @jackallen6884
      @jackallen6884 4 года назад +94

      Jacob Wilson conan will do that to you

    • @corrupteddata8087
      @corrupteddata8087 4 года назад +16

      DamageIncM yeah look at videos from 4 years ago he has noticeably more hair and it isn’t gray .

    • @Atyl1990
      @Atyl1990 4 года назад +11

      Still far better looking than the current one

    • @belart7152
      @belart7152 4 года назад +5

      I ve noticed that also..../:

    • @ButtFucker3000-w7o
      @ButtFucker3000-w7o 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

  • @blackfox51
    @blackfox51 5 лет назад +1107

    I can see it in his cold, dead eyes:
    He wants to have a romantic evening by himself under the Tuscan sky.

  • @forbiddencolor
    @forbiddencolor 5 лет назад +6536

    Jordan is the last person I would ever expect to have a messy office.

    • @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC
      @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC 5 лет назад +675

      Eccentric people tend to have messy rooms. Psychopaths have super clean rooms. Jordan is more eccentric than crazy.

    • @LCrivel
      @LCrivel 5 лет назад +129

      Clearly you’re new here.

    • @nougan_tanker
      @nougan_tanker 5 лет назад +51

      @@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC Glad to hear that, guess I'm more eccentric than psychopathic... :)

    • @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC
      @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC 5 лет назад +109

      @@nougan_tanker Or maybe you're just a normal guy that doesn't clean your room. Messy room does not guarantee eccentricity :)

    • @nougan_tanker
      @nougan_tanker 5 лет назад +5

      @@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC I guess that's... good? LOL!

  • @shaniazimmerman3922
    @shaniazimmerman3922 5 лет назад +1435

    Even though he has a messy office, I still imagine him going home to the cleanest LA loft in the world. Idk how he does it

  • @negasonicteenagewarhead3064
    @negasonicteenagewarhead3064 5 лет назад +1537

    One day jordan is gonna ask conan:
    "You wanna hear another joke conan? "

  • @ahmedsherief
    @ahmedsherief 5 лет назад +1264

    I swear someday Jordon is going to snap and turn Conan into a toaster

    • @mastaw
      @mastaw 5 лет назад +32

      But one only usable for fish and broccoli

    • @xXPurpleLoliTranceXx
      @xXPurpleLoliTranceXx 5 лет назад

      That's a day to come!

    • @tsogobauggi8721
      @tsogobauggi8721 5 лет назад +9

      Well, he does have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald. ;)

    • @DannyDevitooo
      @DannyDevitooo 5 лет назад +3

      Or shoot up the studio

    • @SGxShadow
      @SGxShadow 5 лет назад +1

      @@DannyDevitooo Sounds about right...

  • @BlackOdin27
    @BlackOdin27 5 лет назад +1495

    There’s no way Jordan isn’t plotting Conans “accidental death” lol

    • @tsogobauggi8721
      @tsogobauggi8721 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah, I would leave that axe 4:53 so close to him. Conan might "accidentally fell on a axe" ;)

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 5 лет назад +1

      HAAA LOLOL

    • @AWatts420
      @AWatts420 5 лет назад +8

      If he killed Conan he'd be out of a job, so Jordan is likely stuck in this special hell for eternity

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 5 лет назад +1

      @@AWatts420 HAAAA LOLOL

    • @vince1000
      @vince1000 5 лет назад +4

      suicide by three gunshots to the back of the head

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 5 лет назад +672

    The "one cranky fake Italian" sign is still there LOL

    • @kittyman7015
      @kittyman7015 5 лет назад +19

      Where? I cant spot it!!!
      Edit: never mind...found it...2:31

    • @Zeemas
      @Zeemas 5 лет назад +2

      Which remote did they change it?

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 5 лет назад +3

      nah he just embraced the chracter...

    • @ToyJesusLovesTequilla
      @ToyJesusLovesTequilla 5 лет назад +3

      I'm not sure if it's the one from their cowboy makeover remote but you can see a cowboy hat on top of a pile in the corner by Jordan

    • @okkcomputer
      @okkcomputer 5 лет назад

      he’s american

  • @hardrockyodeling2629
    @hardrockyodeling2629 4 года назад +251

    2:31 The door sign says "One cranky fake Italian".

  • @jschnitz8302
    @jschnitz8302 5 лет назад +907

    "That was a few years ago, and new things came in."
    Jordan's office is either a magnet or a pilgrimage site for homeless junk.

  • @phj223
    @phj223 5 лет назад +474

    I'm happy they addressed the fact that they already cleaned up his office one time several years ago

    • @NandiCollector
      @NandiCollector 5 лет назад +9

      That is a classic by today's standards.

    • @vGREENARROWv
      @vGREENARROWv 5 лет назад

      phj223 why wouldn’t they?

    • @s.w.5349
      @s.w.5349 23 дня назад

      There was a couch under all that?

  • @hanscombe72
    @hanscombe72 2 года назад +58

    It’s pleasing to see Jordan’s office being prepared in various ways.

  • @wulfenacht666
    @wulfenacht666 5 лет назад +1073

    The Fact That He Has Red Wine By His Side At All Times Is Amazing.

    • @stevenkies802
      @stevenkies802 5 лет назад +19

      Jordan knows how to live it up. He's a deeply expressive person.

    • @monkeytheo
      @monkeytheo 5 лет назад +15

      He runs an italian restaurant supply shop.

    • @shantiajones8042
      @shantiajones8042 5 лет назад +4

      Working there he needs it.....😂😂😂😂😂🍷🍷🍾🍾

    • @thekub32
      @thekub32 5 лет назад +18

      The fact that you capitalize every word is amazing.

    • @BevertonRayan
      @BevertonRayan 5 лет назад

      Don't forget the olive oil

  • @sharpendesign6604
    @sharpendesign6604 5 лет назад +616

    "U deal with the macro, i deal with the micro"
    "So does your wife" lmao

    • @zakbdz
      @zakbdz 5 лет назад +4

      Haha yeah i remember that part of the video as well

    • @Badranltd
      @Badranltd 5 лет назад

      Wow what a good video we just watched

  • @ronaldinho4eva1
    @ronaldinho4eva1 4 года назад +344

    He's a legit hoarder. Look at all those paper bags he's got behind him.

    • @NeonLeonNoel
      @NeonLeonNoel 4 года назад +27

      If you asked him about it he'd say probably go on a long rant about the memories they remind him of.

    • @thanhquanky
      @thanhquanky 4 года назад +15

      you know when he touches the bag, it reminds him of memories

    • @Louieman
      @Louieman 4 года назад +2

      Are you saying Dr. Robin Zasio will come visit Jordan Shlansky? I'm 100% ready for that crossover

    • @mirrortoyourweakness9769
      @mirrortoyourweakness9769 4 года назад +3

      That's!! what it is... he's a hoarder.

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Год назад

      Those aren't "paper bags", OK? That's barbaric.
      No. Those are authentic Italian "sacchetti di carta".

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 5 лет назад +418

    When the video started, I was like, "Oh, I remember this - it was great," only to realize it was a new video, and that Jordan had made his office a mess again.

    • @sofiesummerbradley
      @sofiesummerbradley 4 года назад +7

      Exactly my thought! I had to look at the original air date just to confirm lol

  • @raafmaat
    @raafmaat 5 лет назад +306

    im sure i talk for 90% of the people when i say : DO MORE jordan remotes!

    • @chelseaboo1577
      @chelseaboo1577 5 лет назад

      and the way

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 лет назад

      raafmaat why do they call them remotes?

    • @causeitso
      @causeitso 5 лет назад

      @@selfishstockton6123 because they are not shot in the studio where the live audience is. They were recorded pre-show.

    • @raafmaat
      @raafmaat 5 лет назад

      @@causeitso remotes can also be live sometimes, where they show it to the audience on a screen live ;)

    • @causeitso
      @causeitso 5 лет назад

      @@raafmaat That's correct, they can also be live. I seem to vaguely remember seeing a live remote on Conan.

  • @Aguiar412
    @Aguiar412 4 года назад +81

    I like how he just continues to sit in that chair without any expression or movement no matter what Conan does. It’s like how parents tell their kids to not react when their siblings bother them, because they want a reaction but Conan is relentless and does not care if he gets a reaction or not

  • @CZECH-lo2gy
    @CZECH-lo2gy 5 лет назад +1525

    Jordan is like a real life Sheldon but Depressed and Dead inside.

    • @joeracer302
      @joeracer302 5 лет назад +25

      You remember when he used to be so health conscious and taking care of his wellness... the show is killing him one day at a time for a fat paycheck

    • @fart7505
      @fart7505 5 лет назад +4

      and funny

    • @timeforce80
      @timeforce80 5 лет назад

      I'm the 100th like

    • @AhmedTaha-fh9si
      @AhmedTaha-fh9si 5 лет назад +15

      Tbh it’s more like Conan is a real life Micheal Scott

    • @SheldonBeldon
      @SheldonBeldon 5 лет назад +2

      I'm depressed and dead inside

  • @Alex-jz5yw
    @Alex-jz5yw 5 лет назад +917

    “You’re awful, Jimmy. You cut my office in half to make fun of me.”

    • @conservativeliberal
      @conservativeliberal 5 лет назад +31

      Alex Beamer I’m awful you don’t know the first thing about me pal

    • @eddhanks
      @eddhanks 5 лет назад +8

      He’s conan

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 5 лет назад +1

      Not jimmy it's conan

    • @MckaysProductions
      @MckaysProductions 5 лет назад +7

      @@Captianmex1C0 Someone hasn't seen Joker yet sigh...

    • @syedmahiaan252
      @syedmahiaan252 5 лет назад +4

      @@MckaysProductions Murray Franklin isn't Jimmy either

  • @frequentsee3815
    @frequentsee3815 5 лет назад +300

    Jordan Schlansky is like if Jeopardy was a person

    • @cynthiaahern9081
      @cynthiaahern9081 5 лет назад +3

      Oh what a great comparison. That just puts it in a nutshell

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 4 года назад +4

      @Jeffrey Scott lol I'm not sure how I came up with it. Just one of those things ya know

  • @jacobrengen
    @jacobrengen 5 лет назад +81

    I love at the end where Jordan is just looking at the hatchet like he’s contemplating murdering everybody in the office it is hilarious

    • @rvgog247
      @rvgog247 5 лет назад

      Other office* 😂

  • @marvismoody8900
    @marvismoody8900 5 лет назад +180

    I wish they had him on the show more. I love this guy. He is hilarious to me.

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders 5 лет назад +12

      But if they had him on more, maybe he'd lose his magic? 🙂

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 5 лет назад +2

      I mean they do quite a bit Conan even went to Italy with him.

    • @DDPK
      @DDPK 5 лет назад +1

      hes hilarious to alot of people. thats why he gets his own bits

    • @Thisispants
      @Thisispants 5 лет назад +1

      I think Conan may have pushed Jordan too far during the Italy trip. He's barely been on since then.....can't help but think Jordan has had enough.

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders 5 лет назад +2

      @@Thisispants Well, "Jordan" is a character, but it seems the whole dynamic between them may have become a bit played out. This skit was great, though. I wonder if that's his real stuff all around the office though, or if they just threw in extra garbage :p

  • @KatianaHoang
    @KatianaHoang 4 года назад +63

    2014: brings a professional organizer to help Jordan clean his office
    2019: cuts his office in half

  • @fnclncnnc
    @fnclncnnc 5 лет назад +426

    I heard Joker is based on Jordan life , except he didn't laugh.

    • @josephan6953
      @josephan6953 5 лет назад +3

      Conan: what happened? we cleaned your office for you!!
      Jordan: i know.. i know...

    • @llewtree3013
      @llewtree3013 5 лет назад

      He didn’t but we did

    • @J78Kio
      @J78Kio 5 лет назад

      Want to hear a joke conan?

  • @Feriach
    @Feriach 5 лет назад +127

    Leaving the axe with him was probably not the best idea.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 лет назад +6

      Technically, it's a hatchet. It's a really nice one, too, with the polished hickory handle, high carbon 440 stainless steel and full tang construction. I think it's a great way to boost the productivity of Jordan Schlansky.
      It is said that the barbarians single-handedly finished off the Roman Empire with just wooden shields and axes and I believe it. You see, when kinetic force is focused in such a small surface area, it creates such inertia that it can make the axe head shatter bone and tear through organs. It makes one wonder why butcher knives were ever invented. The axe can shape wood to create structures, or it can gut an animal. It's truly a timeless instrument of human ingenuity and an artistic display of the duality of man, that is, we can create or destroy with extreme efficiency.

    • @farhadnejjad9947
      @farhadnejjad9947 5 лет назад

      manictiger that was not necessary at all

  • @bendakstarkiller1270
    @bendakstarkiller1270 4 года назад +59

    I love it how Jordan answers every question like he was trying to fool a lie detector test xD

  • @aharmon8577
    @aharmon8577 5 лет назад +93

    3:51 Awww, Jordan still has the cowboy hat that Conan dressed him up in in that sketch from a few years back

    • @LeoNguyenex
      @LeoNguyenex 5 лет назад +3

      it's for those bullwhip session

  • @kellyb4
    @kellyb4 5 лет назад +393

    Conan’s hair is especially high in this clip.

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 лет назад +15

      Kellyn Barnes it’s all the steam from the fish and broccoli

    • @jasonmason6910
      @jasonmason6910 5 лет назад

      Kellyn Barnes haha

    • @troymcclure9088
      @troymcclure9088 5 лет назад +4

      He hasn't reached his final form yet

    • @m_gwb
      @m_gwb 5 лет назад +7

      it gets excited whenever it sees Jordan

    • @fridamarias
      @fridamarias 5 лет назад

      well, he says that it rises with excitment

  • @cherryberry9468
    @cherryberry9468 4 года назад +25

    2:31 “ ONE CRANKY FAKE ITALIAN” 🤣🤣 Love the little details.

  • @Teamo86
    @Teamo86 5 лет назад +229

    They should call this segment "Conan crossing lines without borders".

  • @johannesaskehov
    @johannesaskehov 5 лет назад +89

    There’s no such thing as too much Jordan Schlansky.

  • @gfel9468
    @gfel9468 3 года назад +25

    Jordan’s nameplate outside of his door reads “One Cranky Fake Italian” 😂😂😂

  • @dr.Ali.Aburas
    @dr.Ali.Aburas 5 лет назад +155

    "you'd like some natural light, wouldn't you?"
    "I do appreciate an airflow and sunlight sure"
    "That's a simple YES"
    I love that

  • @TheSysifos
    @TheSysifos 5 лет назад +125

    Just like Slim Shady he is back and he is back again! The Man, The Myth The Schlansky !

  • @axl102
    @axl102 4 года назад +67

    That moment you realise outside Jordan’s office, they put a plate that says “one cranky fake Italian”🤣

  • @MrAppie9090
    @MrAppie9090 5 лет назад +914

    In all seriousness, Jordan seems like he either is going to be, or already is a hoarder. I'd love to see his house. It's probably filled with panini presses, water purifiers and espresso machines.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 5 лет назад +17

      This is a sketch, you moron, it’s not real. Why are so many people so gullible these days??

    • @Michael-zi2qg
      @Michael-zi2qg 5 лет назад +53

      @@tsfbaf303 You seem to think these segments are scripted. They are not scripted :)

    • @brandonsutton3714
      @brandonsutton3714 5 лет назад +40

      @@Michael-zi2qg just because they may (or may not) adhere to a script, doesn't mean that they don't have a premise, or even some sort of rehearsal before actually shooting. it's definitely not "real" and that's not at all how Jordan is in real life. but, I'd say that they've successfully done their job if people are questioning whether it's "real" or not. it's a comedy skit, but shot in a particular fashion that obviously works. there are a few things that give it away, if you know what to look for. but I'm not gonna ruin it for people. bottom line, is that Conan is an AMAZING writer, and master of comedy.

    • @Michael-zi2qg
      @Michael-zi2qg 5 лет назад +6

      @@brandonsutton3714 you are wrong

    • @brandonsutton3714
      @brandonsutton3714 5 лет назад +8

      @@Michael-zi2qg whatever you wanna think buddro, no worries.

  • @tropictom5996
    @tropictom5996 5 лет назад +163

    This looks like a setup for the origin story for Conan’s next comic villain: Deadpan. Jordan should knock this outta the park. Eat your heart out Joaquin!

  • @ImpulseGenerator
    @ImpulseGenerator 4 года назад +6

    The mental gymnastics this man performs are amazing. Especially to avoid answering that one question.

  • @boomboom6577
    @boomboom6577 5 лет назад +279

    That office is next level messy, like that’s a legitimate fire hazard

    •  5 лет назад +4

      that's nothing

    • @SporkyMcFly
      @SporkyMcFly 5 лет назад +5

      It's a bit, they most likely put a lot of that in there for this.

    • @holdtrue2021
      @holdtrue2021 5 лет назад +2

      LC Mason 😱very gross, should be on that show hoarders

  • @alexiscreatingthings
    @alexiscreatingthings 5 лет назад +49

    TODAY IS A HISTORIC DAY
    NEW CONAN AND JORDAN

  • @chokoon21
    @chokoon21 3 года назад +19

    I wish we get to see the brand new Jordan’s HBO office!

  • @grrayfox2300
    @grrayfox2300 5 лет назад +205

    "Do you want to be dirty?"
    "Not in the way you're referring to"
    😂😂😂

  • @g.pblack507
    @g.pblack507 5 лет назад +96

    It’s been too long I love this

  • @towsifony5524
    @towsifony5524 4 года назад +39

    I can't believe conan didn't do the ,"Here's Johnny" joke while putting his face on the hole...It was an obvious reference.

  • @alchewy3293
    @alchewy3293 5 лет назад +45

    lol jordan genuinely looks seriously pissed during this

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 5 лет назад

      alex marchewka wtf you mean? I saw a smile slip even

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 5 лет назад

      @American Freedom World Peace he doesnt look pissed, you're bad at reading body language and facial expression I see. Unless you havent watched enough jordan to familiarize yourself with his style of communicationm. Here, he is amused.

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Год назад

      Nah. He's just good at his part.

  • @dreammfyre
    @dreammfyre 5 лет назад +162

    Plot twist: Conan was always the villain.

    • @Derpster2493
      @Derpster2493 5 лет назад +5

      He has always been the school bully.

    • @hbn2798
      @hbn2798 5 лет назад +1

      Brilliant!

    • @chrisk1212
      @chrisk1212 5 лет назад

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671
      @philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671 5 лет назад +1

      @@Derpster2493 no, he was the school nerd but because of all the bulllying, turned him into an adult bully. This is the origin story of Conan the Corporate Barbarian

    • @pengensehat6934
      @pengensehat6934 5 лет назад

      Shadowrun thats not a plot twist...

  • @edmis90
    @edmis90 4 года назад +44

    It's just a matter of time for Conan to announce: _"You all know our production manager Jordan Schlansky. Well, today he lost his mind and..."_

  • @zaccds
    @zaccds 5 лет назад +250

    In these recent ones he seems to get genuinely pissed.

    • @ArchieZeroOne
      @ArchieZeroOne 5 лет назад +61

      Nah. If you look at almost any other video other than this one of him recently, he's breaking character and laughing constantly.

    • @tsogobauggi8721
      @tsogobauggi8721 5 лет назад +18

      Yeah, he did look quite pissed, especially in the beginning. But he smiled when 3:15 a woman came to his (smaller) office. :)

    • @TheAgentAssassin
      @TheAgentAssassin 5 лет назад +14

      02:41 Looks like he was about to lose it over the microwave. Watch Conan's face as he see Jordan lose it off camera then when they pan to Jordan he's covering his mouth buy still smiling with his eyes.
      It must be an inside joke about fish and broccoli.

    • @tylerlerner4808
      @tylerlerner4808 5 лет назад +5

      Keith Newberry not an inside joke per se, just two foods known to produce awful smells in microwaves.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 5 лет назад +1

      He never forgave Conan for being able to get to Macchio

  • @radacious29
    @radacious29 5 лет назад +54

    I was starting to think we'd never see him again, the Jordan remotes are the best part of the show

  • @Will1324657
    @Will1324657 4 года назад +24

    chris hayes vaping weed at the office, i'm dead.

  • @Thron2111
    @Thron2111 5 лет назад +309

    Jordan: "Hey Conan, when you introduce me, can you introduce me as Jordan"

  • @ROYCEJR.
    @ROYCEJR. 5 лет назад +476

    Nobody :
    Jordan Schlansky :

    • @glassfireactual9207
      @glassfireactual9207 5 лет назад +1

      I fully appreciate this comment.

    • @Christian-rn1ur
      @Christian-rn1ur 5 лет назад +2

      Dead memes:
      Your desire to be validated by fake internet points to fill the void in your life that is human affection:

    • @StefanReich
      @StefanReich 5 лет назад +1

      @@Christian-rn1ur It was a fresh reinterpretation of the meme though

    • @lovecheese45
      @lovecheese45 5 лет назад +1

      @@Christian-rn1ur damn someone got salty they didn't think of the joke first.

    • @Christian-rn1ur
      @Christian-rn1ur 5 лет назад

      @@lovecheese45 Was that person you? Oof, I apologize, did I hit too close to home?

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 3 года назад +9

    The spontaneity of Conan is just amazing. What an artist.

  • @thsuperelite
    @thsuperelite 5 лет назад +216

    Jordan looks rough here... Maybe he hasn't been preparing his body in various ways...

  • @IDK-0402
    @IDK-0402 5 лет назад +178

    I'm a simple man, I see Jordan Schlansky, I click right away

  • @RobadobaChannel
    @RobadobaChannel Год назад +1

    2:32 “one cranky fake italian” it’s the first time I’ve noticed that and I’ve watched this clip dozens of times throughout the years

  • @HarrisonBowman
    @HarrisonBowman 5 лет назад +140

    Conan: "You have a fairly large office"
    Jordan: "Okay"

    • @davidmendez3899
      @davidmendez3899 5 лет назад

      I honestly laughed at that and thought Conan was gonna laugh to

  • @PageantNicholas256
    @PageantNicholas256 5 лет назад +309

    What a missed opportunity. Conan should say "Here's Johnny" through the hole.

    • @spider6579
      @spider6579 5 лет назад +1

      Vent Wynter no :)

    • @slurmmckenzie1513
      @slurmmckenzie1513 5 лет назад +1

      exactly!

    • @ArmyXXL
      @ArmyXXL 5 лет назад +5

      "Hereee's Jordannn"

    • @hollismartin
      @hollismartin 5 лет назад +2

      I was totally hoping someone would say this!

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 5 лет назад +5

      It was waaaaay too obvious. Conan likes to go against what you'd expect.

  • @nonyabusiness4353
    @nonyabusiness4353 5 лет назад +23

    why does this relationship remind me of Michael and Toby from the office

  • @tamoxigirl78
    @tamoxigirl78 5 лет назад +143

    The crafty fake Italian‘s office looks even messier than before the last cleanup 😂😂🤣🤣.

  • @iforgot87872
    @iforgot87872 5 лет назад +64

    Can we all take a moment and thank Jordan for his comedic sacrifice.

  • @fatfriedpie
    @fatfriedpie 4 года назад +930

    Jordan is a real life joker.
    Conan: “What do you do here?”
    Jordan: “You wouldn’t understand.”

    • @anthonyisgro7185
      @anthonyisgro7185 4 года назад +12

      Even better....
      Coco: Why so serious?
      Jordan: You wouldn't get it.

    • @Johnrox1550
      @Johnrox1550 4 года назад +5

      Anthony Isgro that wasn’t better that was worse. Ur not funny

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 года назад +6

      Oh contraire, Conan is the one creating constant chaos in the life of a quiet, bruting, discipline man who indulges in the finer things in life. Conan is Joker, Jordan is Batman, whom the Joker is trying so hard to break

  • @DeathBringer769
    @DeathBringer769 5 лет назад +33

    On tonight's episode of Hoarders, Jordan Schlansky...

  • @DarkGob
    @DarkGob 5 лет назад +54

    When I saw this in my feed I thought "is this just a reupload? why?" Then I realized...

  • @ph3r109
    @ph3r109 5 лет назад +117

    If ever Conan got murdered, we automatically know who is the prime suspect;

  • @xboxlive870
    @xboxlive870 5 лет назад +26

    It's like Micheal and Toby from the office

  • @keepmofo
    @keepmofo 5 лет назад +132

    It's been years and he's still looks dead inside.

  • @abdulahosmanbegovic2479
    @abdulahosmanbegovic2479 5 лет назад +102

    Breaking news : Office shooter in Conans show. Seems like he used various weapons in this massacre.

    • @topsecret5110
      @topsecret5110 5 лет назад +4

      "Various" 😂

    • @charleswright9696
      @charleswright9696 5 лет назад +1

      sometimes "Assorted" lol

    • @kiddfrancis6313
      @kiddfrancis6313 5 лет назад +3

      He must have prepared himself in various ways

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 лет назад

      Kid Franciskus just like American psycho

    • @tsogobauggi8721
      @tsogobauggi8721 5 лет назад

      I don't think that would be Jordan's style. He probably poisons everyone, and is eating dinner and drinking red vine, when everyone around him is choking. :)

  • @Kings_Gambit
    @Kings_Gambit 3 года назад +7

    This relationship is absolutely gold. These two are so funny!

  • @2010mceric
    @2010mceric 5 лет назад +62

    I don't think I've ever clicked on anything so fast when this popped up.

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders 5 лет назад

      For once, that comment seems justified 😄

  • @a_zawodny
    @a_zawodny 5 лет назад +42

    He’s Back!!

  • @FourLuckyLeafs
    @FourLuckyLeafs Год назад +4

    Jordan’s office plaque: “One cranky fake Italian”
    I cannot believe I never notice that 😂

  • @erbgorre
    @erbgorre 5 лет назад +55

    i like that kramer is still there.
    him and his squeaky chair..

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 5 лет назад +3

      And good for him for getting in such good shape

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Год назад

      @@nerdock4747 "getting in such good shape" lol
      Dude had bypass surgery.

  • @pragmaticcynicism6911
    @pragmaticcynicism6911 5 лет назад +107

    Microwaving such perfectly grilled salmon is a crime.

    • @Sacapuntas69
      @Sacapuntas69 5 лет назад +6

      True! I always grill my microwaved salmon though.

    • @Anthony9580
      @Anthony9580 5 лет назад +7

      Sometimes I like to microwave the finest caviar money can buy.

    • @Sacapuntas69
      @Sacapuntas69 5 лет назад +5

      @@Anthony9580 No no no, you have to fry it!

    • @InHumanoXY
      @InHumanoXY 5 лет назад +3

      That´s why I grill my microwave then salmon it.

    • @Christian-rn1ur
      @Christian-rn1ur 5 лет назад

      @@Sacapuntas69 I fry it, but then I microwave it after. What's the point pf caviar if you don't shove it in the face of the proletariat?

  • @PhilIpp88
    @PhilIpp88 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jordan may not cleaned his office but in the morning he prepared his body in various ways

  • @brendanlittle2498
    @brendanlittle2498 5 лет назад +21

    There was such an easy The Shining joke just waiting to be told

  • @joshlewis5875
    @joshlewis5875 5 лет назад +27

    Jordan Schlansky content has been lacking for a while

  • @astrodax2753
    @astrodax2753 Год назад +2

    He wasn't playing a character in here he was genuinely pissed off

  • @SabotSender
    @SabotSender 5 лет назад +104

    *_”Jordan Schlansky: Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes”_*

    • @carlmarston1687
      @carlmarston1687 4 года назад

      Is that the slogan you’re going with, Don?

    • @chrisgomez1159
      @chrisgomez1159 4 года назад

      That's sounds like Tyrone magnus on RUclips.

  • @ominae1
    @ominae1 5 лет назад +26

    And like that he became the Joker.

  • @capone6941
    @capone6941 4 года назад +5

    1:00 "the circumstances which u perform have dulled your senses" 😂😂😂

  • @fakitzjason
    @fakitzjason 5 лет назад +57

    “One cranky fake Italian”