Conan Asks The Property Brothers To Renovate Jordan Schlansky's Office | CONAN on TBS
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2020
- CONAN Highlight: Just prior to quarantine, Conan called on Jonathan Scott and Drew Scott to help renovate Jordan Schlansky’s infamously filthy office.
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i love how they always show the exact same picture of jordan whenever they introduce him
It’s jay leno
We wouldn't have it any other way!
I can actually hear the cheering
Never gets old
except this time conan didnt say “and yes thats really him” ),:
- I know Italy very well
Jordan:
- So you have chosen death.
Lmao
Huh
Jordan is like a toxic fan of Italy.
Lmaooo
Jordan sounds like Henry winkler in various roles and film titles such as “ night shift “
conan looking like he about to teach us the dark arts with that hairstyle
No way, Daniel watches Conan 😳😳
Five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award- Conan O'Brien
No way he looks just like lockhart
It looks like he did a middle part on his hair to have someone slap it crooked
ACTUALLY I LIKE IT BETTER
Ive noticed that poop jokes are jordan's kryptonite LMAOO
Funny bcs poop jokes are generally believed to be the oldest, most immature and unfunny form of comedy these days. It's like this robot just learned the most basic concept of humor and is still in the process of learning more elaborate forms of it
@@rhetiq9989 I think OP meant that poop jokes make Jordan break character in the bit
@@ShermanKyle woooosh, hear that? thats the joke flying over your head
@@dizzyjosh9036 word
My first roommate in college was a lot like Jordan, not quite to such an extreme but he definitely shared a similar personality. That dude loved poop jokes and could burst out laughing just hearing a swear word... Weird dude, but not a bad guy, though I couldnt imagine that personality turned all the way up to 10 like Jordan.
FINALLY.. Give the people what they want.. More Jordan Schlansky.
Huh, didnt expect to see you here lol.
For two hours anyway. He’s succumbed to hypoxia by now.
Next we need more of his assistant Mona!
@@JaysonT975 lol mona
YES!!!
When Conan makes Jordan laugh, that's like Joker making Batman laugh
I always like when he kind of breaks character and laughs, giggles or smirks.
Is there anywhere with a normal interview of him. Is that really his job or is he just a character.
With all the goofiness of the show, I wonder what he's really like.
He's getting pretty gray.
They really need to have the possible real Jordan come out.
That's legit the perfect analogy 👏👏
bakerfresh the espresso machine episode is the one that he really struggles not to break character... I think it might’ve actually been either the first one he’s appeared in or one of the very first episodes.
Can anyone confirm if it ever happened
Imagine one of your job duties is being around Conan when he is going all out and not laughing. He deserves his pay just for being able to do that alone. That's s a job few people could accomplish. But yeah Conan did make him brake a couple of times but that's still insanely good. Like inhumanely good
no, he's not short. he is in a room full of giants
yeah, conan is 6'4 and so are the brothers
Oh dear, if I am in the room with them, I may look like a toy doll because of my height 🤣
@@siyukiito3312 5’5 it’s sucks
Seriously! I never knew TPB were that tall! They're even a bit taller than Conan and that's crazy to think about lol
It's true. He is probably of average height.
I love Jordan calling him out for "knowing Italy very well" because he got married there. No way he's going to let that slide. 😂
As an Italian that’s actually the first thing I thought
Unlike Conan I don't need external validation to confirm my cleanliness.
And unlike conan, we viewers doesn't want to confirm his validation.
Stop pretending you are jordan dude..
never change Jordi, don't listen to these entitled psychos, you're the bravest in the room when you don't follow the sheeple
@@zomkino yeah, I wasn't sure whether it was him but had to try anyways just in case.
@@zomkino dude, we know it’s not him lmao. Don’t act like you’re intellectually superior just because you noticed he didn’t have a checkmark next to his username.
It feels like a national holiday when a new Schlansky clip is uploaded. Or even better ...
True bro
Yes!
Hes loosing his skills, he broke a lot more this time.
Better my friend. Way better
its an international event buddy😂
I absolutely love that Jordan has gotten much sassier in recent years. When he talks back at Conan it's amazing.
It's called machine learning, and it's been making waves throughout the AI industry
I don't believe he is homosexual
The man looks to have aged 25 years in 6 years, dang.
@@bennypit4411: The shots can be devastating.
@@Maraiendawg what😂 where did that come from 😂
It's official: Jordan's kryptonite is toilet humour.
A man of culture I see.
Jordan would survive the brick room because he’s prepared his body in various ways
He experiments with oats and whey
Running out of oxygen only affects... huh! Humans!
@@Orestes728 Oxygen to him is irrelevant.
Facts 🙌
The carbon dioxide would leave the room out of the sheer force of Jordan's contempt for it alone.
This video should have been 3 times as long. We were robbed.
You just didn’t prepare you body in various ways
Blame winnie the pooh
Damn pandemic! When will the casualties end!
Jordan is the main reason I watch Conan clips.
Above all, we were robbed, by the renovation not being done. I would _love_ to see Jordan in a tacky, over the top, fake Italian office.
Bro: "I got married in Italy, so I know Italy very well!"
Jordan: "You say you got married in Italy, therefore you know Italy very well....are those two things necessarily connected?"
Me: Oh Snap!?! 😂😂😂😂
He's got a point!
Thats like me saying "i watch Japanese anime i know japan really well"
He's right
Jordan's right lol, what he said isn't related at all to the other
It's all relative but that guy said it out of a nervous energy. It wouldve been more agreeable to say I was married there so I'm familiar with Italy or I feel like I have some idea of the themes we can use here.
They think Jordan is weird for not pooping at work. But that's exactly what I do at school. My body has just designed itself to make sure I can't poop in our terrible bathrooms
I was always like that. I need to feel confortable.
Same here. I hate public restrooms and will wait when I get home.
Saaaaame
Worst name for a weak pooper.
I leave the stall door open to assert dominance
Lol. I never noticed Jordan’s door say “One cranky fake Italian.”
It’s been there a long while now, I found out about it last year 😂
He needs a Bless This Mess sign too
Just saw it 😂
can you give a time stamp?
Clueless_K 1:23
The thing is. Everything that comes out of Jordan’s mouth is, kind of, always true.
Not where karate kid 2 was shot.
Spaghetti overlord Aye. Well. He obviously wanted to keep it as a childhood memory; as it has no real other value. That was a real d*** move from Conan in that vid [and this time actually felt like it when there was no laughs :-( ]
@@deejayxcrypt also when he tried to relate espresso with express ! IGNORANTE!
oil lekd this is what I get for believing everything on tv
For the most part he's right. It's just things nobody cares about.
“i’m a deep thinker” *conan busts out laughing* got me 😂😂😂
1:23 "One Cranky Fake Italian". best hidden gag i have seen in my life
The animated CGI Jordan has more life in it's eyes than the real Jordan.
actually that was him
Looks like Julius Caesar lol
The combination of Jordan’s personality and his sloppiness is pretty rare.
Yeah, I know right? I paused the video to take a moment to try and understand it. Though, it doesn't matter to me.
Really? He reminds me so much of my father 😅
I expected someone like that to be a neat freak
@@carlosmccormick6544 Definitely. But he seems to be on the spectrum somewhere. I feel kind of bad for him. I'm not sure he's having the greatest time right now with everyone making fun of him. Though, Conan has shown he comes in late for work, doesn't do work etc. Maybe that's why he's messing with him like this. I don't know.
@@mirrortoyourweakness9769 I am pretty sure the dude plays a character. He is just so odd, I would be suprised if he was nearly as crazy as he comes across in these bits. Also if he truly objected to being the butt of Conans pranks he would have quit years ago. They have such a weird chemistry toghether, I love it when they do these scenes.
6:54 Conan's mind is ingenious. So many things he spews out are so quick and often unnoticed.
His wit is so sharp. Really a cut above the other late night hosts
Lol
2:55 - the tall guy got offended 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone notice Jordan's name plaque by his door says "One cranky fake italian" at 1:20 lol.
Found you! Up you go
That’s fantastic
Good eye 👁
Its been there for years
It've been there after the expresso machine episode.
I think it's official. Whatever jokes with feces will make him break character lmao
break*
@@anonymousreviewer169 Thanks man
You mean human soil, right?
@@jakubkrizan That yes
I think these are the reasons I love Conan so much. The man went to Harvard and he’s still brought to tears by a poop joke.
The brothers did not want to laugh at the molestation joke 😂
I love when Jordan breaks character! I can't believe he's able to stay in character for as long as he does in these skits.
Jordan: opens his mouth
Property Bro: you’re weird
That is not comedy, that is just straight up rude
It's pretty good comedy
@@rahmanhakim1 It's all a bit. Get your head out of your ass.
Now that's rude.
It's Bad comedy. If it was funny, it would have been worth the insult
1 for not funny
"I'm a deep thinker-"
(Conan bursts out laughing)
Yes, I saw that too
Yeah, they asked him What his hobbies are he says he is a deep thinker😂
It’s because they where asking about his hobbies for the design lmao
I think that was the appropriate reaction
Even better laugh at 5:17 when Jordan says his body is on a natural rythm.
Conan looking to the property brothers when he says celebrities don’t poop is one of the purest forms of gold I’ve ever seen 💀💀💀
This is the second time that people came to clean his office 😂
I've noticed that Jordan break's character when they bring up the topic of poop lol
I noticed that too at 5:26.
And farts. He definitely has an immature sense of humor deep down, otherwise I doubt he could work on Conan this many years.
He always makes the excuse that he's laughing at the fact that Conan finds poop and fart humor funny, but that's gotta be only half true.
He's definitely trying so hard not to laugh the entire time.
In the Italy special, there’s a few clips of Jordan laughing when Conan plays fart sounds on his phone, and some outtakes where Jordan can’t stop laughing when he and Conan talk about poop and bidets!
I love how the sign on the door reads. "One cranky fake Italian" bahahahahahaha
1:23 for the lazy ones
Every time Jordan breaks and angel gets it’s wings. I love the running relationship with him and Conan, it never gets old.
It’s interesting that he promotes his love of everything beautiful, but this office is an example that he doesn’t really live it.
"Their fame is of no importance to me" -Jordan Schlansky
Jordan Schlansky just like the only human beeing oin the world
when does he say that
@@x2eXu50x in the video above
timestamp?
absolute chad
There are 3 giants towering Jordan 😂.
How tall is Conan?
@@ricardobjj24 6'4
Ricardo Masvidal he’s like 6’3-4
They are all very tall though so it’s expected
I feel like Conan would lace Jordan's biscotto with laxatives at the office just to prove a point 😂
Conan and the property brothers are so tall that jordan looks so little lol
Jordan: Hardest man to break
Also Jordan: Always breaks when poop/gas is brought up
Yes, remember him losing it in the train video.
Matt H the human feces...
I was just listening to the Inside Conan episode the other day where they mentioned the only thing that consistently makes him break is poop jokes. So naturally they pull out the squatty potties for this remote lol
@@matth5734 or when they went to the toilet showcase in japan
Human soil, if you will.
YESSSS MORE JORDAN!!!!
HOW
Jordan for street pranks ???
i don't like jordan
@@rcrichard8969 no one ask you
I love Jordan, always wanted to see more of him. 💕 He always made my day.
Jordan was trying so hard not to break character lol
Jordan nearly called the plastic squatty potty "lower class". He quickly corrects himself to say "lower quality".
Me: Reads "The Property Brothers" in the title: meh...
Also Me: Reads "Jordan Schlansky" in the title: (Clicks)
Crap! you were faster by 12 minutes. Almost exactly what i wanted to say!! Fack
Literally everybody
You read my mind!
Who are the property brothers, I have never heard of them? ! Hahahahahahahaha!
@@bobbyboucher4101 think faster next time, or you may feel a "slight" electric shock, Hahahahahahahaha!
Jordan: “You men clearly have an agenda. I’m going to remain passive in the situation. Why don’t you do as you intend?”
Conan: “Oh my god, is that what you say before you’re molested?”
Hilarious.
CONAN IS TRYING TO GROW HIS HAIR OUT LIKE BLAKE STACKHOUSE. THAT IS COOL BUT I AM STILL NOT VOTING FOR DEMONCRATS
IF YOU EVER ROPE A KITTEN, YOUR SOUL WILL DIMINISH. YOUR SOUL DIMINISHING DOESNT FEEL GOOD
@@Onlymelan8e i lost braincells reading your comment. Please educate yourself.
Rope Kittens - Hilarious!
And people say rape jokes can't be hilarious!
I love how sophisticated Jordan tries to be when his office looks like it’s from an episode of Hoarders
Jordan's laugh wrinkles show that he's laughed a lot. Makes it more amazing that he keeps such a poker face on camera!
Conan and Jordan are absolute geniuses with their sense of timing.
"What are your interests?"
"I'm a deep thinker"
😂😂😂😂
Conan will never not make me laugh. Such a funny dude even the stuff he says that in society now adays is considered to far to joke about he makes it sound harmless and that’s a hard thing to do
This had me laughing, in tears. Conan and Jordan need to make a movie
True like a vacation somewhere and they find trouble somewhere and break stuff by accident and run
Jordan cracks up whenever the topic of "Human soil" is brought up.
HUMAN SOIL
apparently it's with the way Conan face does a certain look that breaks Jordan's cool stance
Yes! I thought the same hahahah
That train travel trough Italy was hilarious. Human soil.
666 likes ummmmmm nope
They make Conan look like he's regular/average height.
Seriously they’re giants
I was walking one day on the street and noticed a very tall red hair guy, it was none other than Conan himself. I’m just 164 cm tall, it was like passing by a super tall tower 🤣 (I know, I know, but seriously, the man is reaaaally tall!)
꧁Saori ꧂ m
@@purplesaori
Yeah Red dudes are cool asf
@james avery *Conan
How did I miss this one !!!
It's funny this is the 1st time the guests actively joins Conan in trolling Jordan ! 😂
Like many mysteries in the world the question " why jordan office does not consistent with his idealogy" remains mystery since Conan retired.
I’m sure Jordan prepared his body in various ways before this
God how original
I thought it was my turn to say that on any Jordan video
@@ZombiEDDudE imagine being a youtube comments cynic lmao what a loser
@@ZombiEDDudE Still funny. Go watch Kimmel, baby.
Pandas are cool lmao ive been binging jordan and conan videos. And in every single one of em you get 15 guys commenting the same thing on every video. It was funny the first time but the 1000th? This is clearly a comment to gain likes. I dont even watch kimmel and fallon. Annoying ass fake laughs and rudeness to guests.
I missed Jordan so much, lol. Seeing Jordan breaks character is the best.
We all love him
Always on the poop jokes.
Seems like he cracks up on toilet humor. Very evident in the Italian clips
@@vibsh625 I was thinking the exact same thing.
I missed the background laughs
Jordans burn of this tool was just brilliant!
He absolutely got a point there.
6:30 im glad they didn’t use cheap sound effects just silence and conan’s dead eye stare sells it so well
I love how views just booms whenever there's "Jordan Schlansky" in the title
Or Sona
Or Andy
its cause everyone wants to see him fired lol
a genuine character
Conan and Jordan is a hilarious combination.
Jordan has to be the most sophisticated “slob” in the world.
He's got to be a Virgo; highly intelligent but exhibiting so many of the sign's negative traits.
Johnny West Magician He’s an Aries actually.
@@nanabanana0743 Wow, you know your Shclanskys!
Johnny West Magician Virgo Ascendant perhaps?
@@brendantaylor3570 Could be-just know it's the funniest spots Conan does. I put them at the end of my "Agelina" vid-the restaurant scene.
I think they could do an amazing extended version of all these Schlansky videos they're great.
It's so nice to see that after all these years Jordan Schlansky is still... well, Jordan Schlansky.
I love that someone on staff was told "Find a clip during one of Conan's interviews where it looks like he's taking a dump." Cue Sean Penn explaining anything.
Also Sean Penn is a bit of an idiot, he even wrote a letter to Matt Stone and Tray Parker and complained about Team America, the only dude that complained about that movie. And have you read his book? His book is the most ridiculous stuff ever put on paper or digital, and not for humour... Here are a few quotes from Sean Penn's book "Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff":
"Hence, his life remains incessantly infused with her indentity-infidelity, and her abhorrent ascensions to those constant salacious sessions of sexual solitaire she'd seen as self-regard." - page 11
"Whenever he felt these collisions of incubus and succubus, he punched his way out of the proletariat with the purposeful inputting of covert codes, thereby drawing distraction through Scottsdale deployments, dodging the ambush of innocents astray, evading the viscount vogue of Viagratic assaults on virtual vaginas, or worse, falling passively into prosaic passtimes." - page 36
"Behind decorative gabion walls, an elderly neighbor sits centurion on his porch watching Bob with surreptitious soupçon." - page 71
Not everybody handles fame and attention very well. He's just a human, but some of his roles were pretty good.
@@executioner_ecgbert884 nobody forced him to be an actor. Nobody forced him to write a letter to South Park guys and complain. Nobody forced him to write that stupid book. He's hilarious
@@Alex_1729 huh, that team america was garbage made for right wing nut. it literally argued that middle eastern don't deserve to live. You read and remembered the exact pages, lmao you're salty.
Sean Penn is insufferable... The way he used that Mexican actress to meet El Chapo showed me how he might actually be evil...
Therapist: Animated Schlansky isn't real, he can't hurt you
Animated Schlansky: 8:22
Conan and Jordan interaction is the best of the show ever. Id watch them travel the world more than any show ever made. Id pay money for it
@1:23 “one cranky fake Italian “ 😆
😂😂
Good catch
omg it's still there XD ahahaha
😂 😂 amazing observation
@@foggyfrogy when did they put it in
One thing I know that will stay constant in life: is whenever Jordan has a segment they will use that one headshot/photo of him from like the writers strike.
The year 2034: Old man Conan brings Jordan out on the show on the day of his retirement from the position of associate producer. Jordan looks the same as he does in the headshot they use to introduce him.
@@robbieclark7828 YES PLEASE!!!
1:22 “One cranky fake italian” on his door… 🤣🤣
He almost laughed, for an instant there i thought he was gonna break but he pulled it back in, my respects to you Jordan, holding in ones laugh near Conan is a testament of your self control
I'm with Jordan on that one. "I got married in Italy and therefore I know Italy really well". Ridiculous thing to say
yeah lol he wasnt ready for jordans response.
Right?! The man traveled there more than 25 times lol
100% agree. It seems that for Americans the standard for knowing something about the world outside US is pretty low. I mean there are people who seem to think they're normal who can't even name the continents from a map, nevermind the countries.
The brothers are actually Canadian. Still, a stupid thing to say. One trip and he’s an expert. Lol
Still unnecessary to call him out like that while he's trying to connect lol
He's not weird, infact he is 100% correct, the fact you got married in Italy doesn't back up you know the place very well.
Yeah, but you don’t say it out loud unless you’re a sociopath.
I agree. And I'm on the side of you don't say you know Italy well just because you got married there out loud. I'm with Schlansky on this one.
It's the cheap salesman talk.
Like saying i know italy coz i eat alot of pizza
I don't know if you are sarcastic but he said it as a joke
Knowing Italy very well is probably the reason he wanted to get married there. He just expressed it incorrectly. To know Italy is to love Italy, particularly the foot of the boot! Ciao! 🇮🇹
It’s been years and I still can’t believe this is a real person unscripted and not filtered.
“Is that what you say before you’re molested” 😂😂😂💀
When he said “I’m a deep thinker” I burst out laughing just as Conan did! 😂
“This human body we have all been given” what an Alien lol
In his case the human host body he invaded against the owners will : D
all staff is so good at improve with conan, it adds value to the show u know .. they r all super interesting
One of the greatest vids of all time . Im gonna miss Conan on TBS
"Im surprise you are caught unaware so often" is a line i would have never thought was linked to taking a dump. 🤣🤣🤣
Jordan is secretly a Simpsons character Conan made and wished to life
secretly?
There's some cryptozoological term for a monster that is brought into being through sheer power of belief.
@@playasadonejoe a tulpa
I love Conan! These short videos are so fun!
So glad I found this video!
This really showcases the delicacy of Conan's mockery of Jordan, vs. the property brother's clumsy quips.
Its the difference between roasting and insulting. You only roast the ones you love and clearly the property brothers are just being mean to him.
They're intelligent guys who react without meanness but with natural disdain. The guy is clearly detached and not socially well-adapted. There is probably some underlying cause. For the context of him working for the comedian, Conan, Jordan serves his purpose.
daisy jordan isn’t actually like this in real life, he’s playing a very over-exaggerated version of himself. if you look into it a little more you’ll find videos of him laughing and talking and acting like you would expect a normal person would. there was this video where conan and jordan were in italy on a train having a conversation and in it jordan was laughing and talking, which is super unlike his character on coco.
Poop humor does seem to be the one thing that makes Jordan laugh.
He secretly love south park.
Human soil.
2:55 when the guy said "you're weird " to jordan's face , ngl i got offended.
Saw this on FB and ran over here to make sure I’d seen this 😂 I have, and will rewatch now 🤣🤣😍 🍿
5:36 homelander is that you!!?😂
Conan's long hair makes him look like ten years younger
Yeah
And also someone who commited a terrible homicide!
Keannu effect
More like 20 years older he looks like someone who shoots deer and plays golf
@Mercel Sherber thanks
You gentleman clearly have an agenda, I am gonna remain passive in this situation.
🤣😂🤣😂
YOU BROKE CHARACTER LOL
Is that what you say before you're molested!? 🤣😂
@@MichaelP0418 oh god why no
He will remain passive like the catcher he is
They all have a great group chemistry
I feel like this is most fun these two brothers had in a while with this skit.
Here is a contradiction: the man who keeps two squatty potties in his office never poops at work.
That's why they are still unpacked, duh.
i dunno, maybe he wanted to give one to a friend
I wonder if he gets packages sent to his office instead of his house.
He doesn't evacuate his body in various locations.
Great Profile pic. 👍
1:23 his nameplate just says “One Cranky Fake Italian” I just noticed that
I prepared my body in various of ways. Love the way Jordan talks, like he can use profound concepts of knowledge to insult you sarcastically, but u will never know lol
"I've prepared my body in various ways" Jordan back in the day.
"My body is on a natural Rhythm"
Jordan 2020
Stamp
🤣
It’s in a real circadian rythym
"You say you got married in Italy therefore you know Italy very well. Are those two things necessarily connected?" So much yes on the shade, Jordan! :D All the beard dude could do was reply with an ad hominem.
Who liked this because he know's what ad hominem is? 😏
He didnt use ad hominem, he just said that he did his research(about Italy). It was pretty sufficent reply.
I’m gonna go with “I’m a deep thinker” the next time someone asks me about by hobbies 😂
I've been watching conan and jordan my whole life! I was born in 2018 and my memories of them will last forever
Conan Looks Beyond Weird to me When he Doesn’t Have His Hair Right,he Looks Like he Hasn’t Done His Hair in Weeks
he.... hasn’t done his hair... in months...
Fogg Frog Jesus,Covid’s Really Sucking The Life Outta Everything Even Conan’s Hair
I think it's like this now that there's no hair stylist, considering that human contact is not allowed
Renáta Kóti That Definitely Sucks
He's got "senior class high school yearbook hair".