Conan's Dinner With Jordan Part 1 | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @snookums2
    @snookums2 5 лет назад +14265

    "I surround myself with things of beauty." And his office looks like a tornado hit a trailer park.

    • @Jmagee2113
      @Jmagee2113 5 лет назад +74

      Like Louisiana in August 2005

    • @ossapinhosfazemhumah
      @ossapinhosfazemhumah 5 лет назад +218

      lol ur right. but thats probably because he doesnt spend any time there anyway. with getting late and doing fuckall all day

    • @ravenmills7777
      @ravenmills7777 5 лет назад +20

      He’s such a douche

    • @brothertn708
      @brothertn708 5 лет назад +2

      snookums2 😹😹😹

    • @honeybabou6119
      @honeybabou6119 5 лет назад +21

      And Star Wars trinkets, the ultimated definition of bad taste.

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 5 лет назад +11297

    You can tell this is an old clip because people weren't cheering like crazy when Conan first mentioned his name

    • @kevorka3281
      @kevorka3281 5 лет назад +780

      And Conan is making rape jokes which would not fly on TV today! Lol

    • @tarekjarrah5695
      @tarekjarrah5695 5 лет назад +393

      Just have a look at Jordan's hair and you will know it is old

    • @sarahterhune1926
      @sarahterhune1926 5 лет назад +250

      also the first thing Conan mentions is the writers strike which lasted from 2007-2008, that was the other clue.

    • @syedinsaf7481
      @syedinsaf7481 5 лет назад +75

      (Original air date: 05/09/08)

    • @racecrashrepeat
      @racecrashrepeat 5 лет назад +37

      Jordan looks young and at the start Conans suit. Is so baggy compared to todays designs.

  • @miriam3848
    @miriam3848 5 лет назад +8434

    One of those days Jordan will snap and dismember Conan with an espresso machine

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 5 лет назад +201

      He'd need emotions to snap. I believe his emotion chip is still being developed.

    • @louisg99
      @louisg99 5 лет назад +11

      miriam I’m very ok with that just to see how a blunt weapon like a high end expresso machine could dismember a man let alone CONAN the late night host!!

    • @PortaPunch
      @PortaPunch 5 лет назад +21

      Probably when Conan calls it an expresso machine.

    • @elfeisojeis611
      @elfeisojeis611 5 лет назад +8

      ...or strangle him with a string of spaghetti 🍝 drenched in pommodoro sauce...miriam

    • @onebeforetwo
      @onebeforetwo 5 лет назад +35

      ...and he will do so while reciting in Italian, word for word and by memory, the entire owner’s manual of said expresso machine. ☕️

  • @aarondavis4693
    @aarondavis4693 2 года назад +3171

    Conan is genuinely drunk in this clip and is still hysterical.

    • @WaldoBagelTopper
      @WaldoBagelTopper 2 года назад +64

      lmao I thought so- he definitely looks hammered lmao

    • @Peter_1986
      @Peter_1986 2 года назад +144

      At 7:27 both Conan and Jordan seem to be drunk for real;
      that is exactly how a lot of people behave when they are genuinely drunk and still are able to control their behaviour.

    • @DaneOrschlovsky
      @DaneOrschlovsky Год назад +19

      ​@@Peter_1986Schlansky is sloshed 😂

    • @yiyoto
      @yiyoto Год назад +4

      No way, you open my eyes lmao never realize that…good one !!!

    • @Annabellethedoll666
      @Annabellethedoll666 Год назад +1

      @@yiyoto me neither 😂

  • @gicking3898
    @gicking3898 5 лет назад +3001

    Jordan's philosophy: Never say in one sentence what you can say over a 10 minute period.

    • @jamesstringerphoto
      @jamesstringerphoto 5 лет назад +81

      He would be a great youtuber

    • @DreamsOfLegend
      @DreamsOfLegend 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @stoneseabolt
      @stoneseabolt 5 лет назад +46

      That's how I passed a public speaking class. I could have said everything I wanted to in about 20 seconds, but we had to make it 15 minutes long. I channeled my Schlansky. I'd mention literally anything, then go off on a 4 minute tangent explaining that thing. Great speech in the end; Jordan would have been proud.

    • @sgtkillgore
      @sgtkillgore 5 лет назад

      @@jamesstringerphoto a rich one

    • @1516Spinola6040
      @1516Spinola6040 3 года назад

      You sir! XD

  • @uli3769
    @uli3769 5 лет назад +4699

    Jordan’s haircut makes him look like an early 2000s rock kid.

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 5 лет назад +98

      he's a trendy boi

    • @uli3769
      @uli3769 5 лет назад +3

      Connor Hutcheon 🤣

    • @Texas214
      @Texas214 5 лет назад +3

      W

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 5 лет назад +41

      I was getting the vibe, but i couldnt place my finger on it, now im thinking pete wentz or Adam Lambert in 2007-2009 😂😂😂

    • @veepmeeppeep8517
      @veepmeeppeep8517 5 лет назад +8

      Especially his sideburns

  • @NateandNoahTryLife
    @NateandNoahTryLife 5 лет назад +2817

    Jordan is the perfect foil to Conan. These segments are always my favorite!

    • @ImroseAlam
      @ImroseAlam 5 лет назад +10

      yeah man my fav. too , they both together seems like a disaster episode but it is so funny to watch

    • @behabtwa
      @behabtwa 5 лет назад

      its awful really. even of this was a character i couldnt stand him.

    • @525Lines
      @525Lines 5 лет назад +4

      He's obviously playing straight man to Conan.

    • @sidhantwankhade953
      @sidhantwankhade953 5 лет назад

      Isteola cu Mero tapaisu

    • @AbdulAhad-bu1qk
      @AbdulAhad-bu1qk 5 лет назад

      Yess and i always hope to see jordan break character 😂

  • @my95buick
    @my95buick 4 года назад +2349

    I like the irony of Jordan enjoying life while simultaneously not enjoying life

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 Год назад +98

      He’s a deeply emotional man

    • @bryanpeed5334
      @bryanpeed5334 Год назад +2

      😂

    • @ThumbsHunter
      @ThumbsHunter Год назад +42

      @@zf5656 Hes a man of several emotions.

    • @Lilypad1803
      @Lilypad1803 Год назад +54

      @@zf5656 He can be moved to tears by warm sunlight on his face.

    • @sharonsolana
      @sharonsolana Год назад

      lol

  • @saulalvarado1667
    @saulalvarado1667 5 лет назад +3529

    Love how the waiter was hesitant to grab the bottle after Conan licked it. Like "what the hell dude?"

    • @marisad9856
      @marisad9856 5 лет назад +15

      I noticed that too. Lol.

    • @marisad9856
      @marisad9856 5 лет назад +38

      @xn0 he doesn't care ar all. Lol. He is fully aware of what he's doing.

    • @ronblack2700
      @ronblack2700 5 лет назад +24

      I have a hard time touching grocery bags after the cashier licks their fingers to open them. If I see the cashier licking their fingers I immediately say no thanks I will bag my own groceries. That is just plain nasty and what Conan did was just plain tacky.

    • @watchreport
      @watchreport 4 года назад +9

      Ron Black lol! That was the point! It was supposed to be ridiculous and tacky.

    • @laxin221
      @laxin221 4 года назад +7

      @@ronblack2700 is it? Have you ever handled money?

  • @rory4605
    @rory4605 Год назад +381

    Jordan was very much in his Patrick Bateman stage at this point. In the later remotes he's still pretty much the same, but allows himself to smile and break every so often. I love how it's evolved.

    • @Kmichaelcook87
      @Kmichaelcook87 4 месяца назад +10

      I’d never really thought about it, but now that you mention it, if you take away Bateman’s interest in women (good, bad & indifferent), you kind of get a Jordan Schlansky. And I believe Jordan IS married, but I’m not certain that she and he have ever met.

  • @Mario_1611
    @Mario_1611 5 лет назад +5446

    Funny how one of the funniest remotes was during a *writers strike.*

    • @osacheetah7037
      @osacheetah7037 5 лет назад +429

      The writer's strike shows were the best.Conan being funny without doing dumb unfunny skitches. Writers in these shows are machines to deliver 1 hour of not well-thought bits. That's why the only bits living to this day is conan remotes or great interviews, while there is almost no writer's skitches.Sadly, It's all about producing nothing about the product.

    • @harmonizewithme
      @harmonizewithme 5 лет назад +72

      To write a Conan show is to just transcribe what he's already doing. Genius!

    • @marcosdiaz8659
      @marcosdiaz8659 4 года назад +33

      @@osacheetah7037 like you know what comedy is supposed to be like.. pretentious comment

    • @osacheetah7037
      @osacheetah7037 4 года назад +82

      @@marcosdiaz8659 My comment is a bit cunty, but you get the point, doing a daily show for years with the same writing staff, in a job that needs creativity is hard to deliver. It is just funny stuff that won't be remembered. Comedy is made for the public viewers, you don't have to be an Expert to make a good judgement.

    • @JJ-ox7uf
      @JJ-ox7uf 4 года назад +74

      @@osacheetah7037 Plus late night TV is just restricted by its traditional format. But networks will never let it go because people are too tied to tradition. Conan really shined during the strike because not only is he one of the most off-the-cuff funniest hosts, but he's also an incredibly talented and intelligent comedy writer.

  • @grammardynamite9764
    @grammardynamite9764 3 года назад +290

    "You can look me in the eye if you want to."
    "I understand."

    • @brl0522
      @brl0522 8 месяцев назад +3

      I think he can’t bc he’ll break character lol

  • @hack2o964
    @hack2o964 4 года назад +4012

    Jordan is literally a real life Squidward

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 года назад +24

      Omg!!!

    • @bobdole7451
      @bobdole7451 3 года назад +142

      Nah, squidward was bitter and cynical from a lifetime of failure and disappointment. Jordan is just an emotionless sociopath.

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 года назад +23

      Closer to Spock I would say

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 3 года назад

      @Heromotocorp I agree.

    • @berryajs12
      @berryajs12 2 года назад

      @@bobdole7451 lol 😂🤣

  • @beaudowns51
    @beaudowns51 5 лет назад +926

    “Would you like me to call the police?” Kills me every time lol

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 года назад +11

      That's where I lost it the most too, lol

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 4 года назад +9

      The sincerity of that statement lol

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music Месяц назад

      @@anonym58063 And of the laughter of the chef, he seemed to have been thinking the same: "it's just tomatoes, chill out."

  • @NickCorso
    @NickCorso 5 лет назад +2562

    Never stop with the Jordan Schlansky clips. They are the best!

    • @blueg8731
      @blueg8731 5 лет назад +5

      Yes, the very best.

    • @Ithuttan
      @Ithuttan 5 лет назад +2

      not enough 😪

    • @richardwalley2862
      @richardwalley2862 5 лет назад +3

      This guy is the star of the show if he is really like this he should have his own show

  • @EliasWolf77
    @EliasWolf77 3 года назад +1211

    When you arrange a dinner with your boss that leads to him shitting on your personality for about 13 years

    • @seanswift1072
      @seanswift1072 3 года назад +38

      I'd like to think Jordan was okay with it.

    • @turnerburner922
      @turnerburner922 3 года назад +22

      Jordan might be asbergers unless this is all just an act.

    • @hermannthefisherman2960
      @hermannthefisherman2960 3 года назад +13

      @@turnerburner922 Ass burgers

    • @uzairahmed4197
      @uzairahmed4197 3 года назад +1

      @@hermannthefisherman2960 community reference i see you

    • @ultraboombean
      @ultraboombean 2 года назад +10

      @@turnerburner922 it is prolly an exaggeration of stuff he actually does.

  • @darth.tarnation1532
    @darth.tarnation1532 5 лет назад +4137

    Imagine walking into a restaurant and seeing a man with no public decency and a talkative alien disguised as a human

    • @ekisauruslux6795
      @ekisauruslux6795 4 года назад +15

      your comment is stupid on so many levels

    • @Spoderfok
      @Spoderfok 4 года назад +62

      your comment is neutral on so many levels

    • @princettd9474
      @princettd9474 4 года назад +32

      Your comment is negative on so many levels

    • @johanneslachman6867
      @johanneslachman6867 4 года назад +31

      your comment is positive on so many levels

    • @jinvermillion6314
      @jinvermillion6314 4 года назад +30

      A talkative alien that is also obsessed with anything Italian

  • @gowthamsiddarth20
    @gowthamsiddarth20 5 лет назад +552

    The three magic words for a happy life: *Jordan, Conan* and *remote*

  • @jamiebichelman6526
    @jamiebichelman6526 5 лет назад +426

    We were so young and naive. We had no idea what Conan/Jordan adventures awaited us in the years to come.

  • @torstenface-smasher931
    @torstenface-smasher931 2 года назад +236

    Jordan and Conan genuinely represent the two kinds of american tourists in europe

    • @roycepavich2441
      @roycepavich2441 6 месяцев назад +1

      You couldn’t have said that better 😂

  • @htinlinnhtoothan
    @htinlinnhtoothan 5 лет назад +515

    Jordan: I am in heaven right now.
    Conan: I wish you were.
    Lmao 😂

    • @ayej26
      @ayej26 5 лет назад +8

      Their relationship reminds me of a friendlier Michael and Toby from The Office 😂

  • @blueg8731
    @blueg8731 5 лет назад +1074

    7:59
    Jordan: "I'm in heaven right now."
    Conan: "Yes. I wish you were."

  • @nj12344
    @nj12344 Год назад +196

    I like how the waiter stopped smiling after Conan licked the bottle 😂

  • @Effectua
    @Effectua 4 года назад +248

    I adore, more than anything, how far Conan will go for a bit. To act like a complete drunken slob for the sheer purpose of trolling Jordan is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

    • @isaac-vb1ng
      @isaac-vb1ng Год назад +25

      I get what you’re saying but he wasn’t acting for the drunk part 😂

    • @vipwanrinkle6439
      @vipwanrinkle6439 Год назад +10

      @@isaac-vb1ngdefinitely lmaoo you can tell he was buzzed when they were talking about the tomatoes in the kitchen

  • @akshayvinoo2332
    @akshayvinoo2332 5 лет назад +1685

    At 5:17 the cameraman couldn’t resist laughing lmao, the whole camera shakes.

    • @cloudwatcher608
      @cloudwatcher608 5 лет назад +127

      Akshay Vinoo I didn’t notice that, I think I was laughing too much too

    • @uncle1886
      @uncle1886 5 лет назад +79

      I had to go back and watch that again lol. Good eyes. I too was laughing to hard to pay notice to it 😂😂

    • @Selegnasol2
      @Selegnasol2 5 лет назад +34

      I laughed so much at that part that I didn't notice the camera shaking as well!

    • @austinlawler3739
      @austinlawler3739 5 лет назад +13

      Good catch!

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 5 лет назад +20

      All hypocrites including Conan. Rape is not a joke.
      Imagine if Conan was talking to a female staff and gave out the same joke?
      Oh, he's all for equality! Yeah right. Such a hypocrite

  • @aisha587
    @aisha587 5 лет назад +410

    Whenever Conan and Jordan are together it's always comedy gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thexbigxgreen
    @thexbigxgreen 5 лет назад +4227

    5:14 "We had the pleasure of being taken down to the wine cellar..."
    "- And raped!"
    Even the cameraperson is shaking uncontrollably with laughter lmao

    • @amenodorime5439
      @amenodorime5439 4 года назад +32

      loooool xd

    • @amaljudejoseph5066
      @amaljudejoseph5066 4 года назад +132

      Good catch

    • @vin5073
      @vin5073 4 года назад +101

      amal alharbi there’s no joke it’s just funny cause he was taken down to the wine cellar alone

    • @DJGeorgeDisco
      @DJGeorgeDisco 4 года назад +22

      You call that funny? Conan is an idiot.

    • @pyrof1lth
      @pyrof1lth 4 года назад +299

      DJGT yea, I found it pretty hilarious

  • @alexadicocco
    @alexadicocco 4 года назад +506

    I genuinely like Jordan. As someone who is Italian and is constantly surrounded by the culture, it’s good to know that there are some people that truly indulge and dive into the fine details of the Italian culture. From the music to the food. It truly is beautiful

    • @rectaldestructionisnotlove6596
      @rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 2 года назад +20

      What food? It is wet bread and tomatoes for every dish. You just took your best dish and eat it everyday. Make a variety of dishes. Some meat dishes. Some other vegetable dishes besides tomatoes. No wet bread(pasta) and tomatoes for every dish.

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 2 года назад +1

      @@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 did you call noodles "wet bread?" that automatedly makes you an edge lord loser. and no, they don't eat pasta for every dish.

    • @Tri_Nguyen_
      @Tri_Nguyen_ 2 года назад +65

      @@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 damn bro chill

    • @NonConsensual
      @NonConsensual 2 года назад +30

      @@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 it’s a little more than “wet bread” and tomatoes that makes the foundation of Italian cuisine, but that’s why they’re so renowned for their it. A few simple ingredients making a beautiful and tasty meal.

    • @Ryan-bj2vl
      @Ryan-bj2vl Год назад +3

      You the type of person to whine about whole eggs/bacon instead of guanciale in a carbonara huh

  • @AAlrayes13
    @AAlrayes13 4 года назад +205

    You know the video is pretty old when conan has to introduce jordan to us

  • @minetruly
    @minetruly 4 года назад +3172

    If Conan O'Brien is ever murdered, we know exactly who did it.

  • @asifulahsan
    @asifulahsan 5 лет назад +849

    *YES WE WANT MORE JORDAN VIDEOS* 😜

    • @YouAreYou.
      @YouAreYou. 5 лет назад +1

      Ahsan Wasif Hello

    • @YouAreYou.
      @YouAreYou. 5 лет назад +1

    • @asifulahsan
      @asifulahsan 5 лет назад +1

      @@YouAreYou. what does that supposed to mean

    • @behabtwa
      @behabtwa 5 лет назад +1

      Ahsan Wasif
      please go away.

    • @asifulahsan
      @asifulahsan 5 лет назад +1

      @@behabtwa No U

  • @Nailih4
    @Nailih4 3 года назад +57

    they're like two brothers that can't stand each other🤣

  • @ImroseAlam
    @ImroseAlam 5 лет назад +74

    Jordan becomes so silent everytime conan roasts him, he has some sort of ultimate form of patience, while Conan is super hilarious

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz 5 лет назад +3

      That's some Jedi type of patience 😆

  • @marsielo99
    @marsielo99 5 лет назад +166

    As an Italian, I appreciate when a person enjoys our culture so much. You two are always welcome in Italy!

    • @JosiahWarren
      @JosiahWarren 2 года назад +2

      what culture

    • @KrishmanyuThakur
      @KrishmanyuThakur 2 года назад +16

      @@JosiahWarren Italian culture, donut.

    • @Rotisiv
      @Rotisiv 2 года назад

      @@JosiahWarren A 2500 year old culture which you clearly don’t know shit about that’s why you couldn’t appreciate it unfortunately.

    • @Teen-Conor
      @Teen-Conor 2 года назад +1

      yeah, but your people is getting replaced by africans. No thank you.

    • @laxin221
      @laxin221 Год назад

      So much culture to appreciate!

  • @01anguyen
    @01anguyen 5 лет назад +192

    FINALLY, the high quality, non-bootleg version of this skit!!

    • @BasketofLotion
      @BasketofLotion 5 лет назад +4

      they cut out the part where he shows pictures from his phone

    • @susiekim5728
      @susiekim5728 5 лет назад +1

      B LOL you’re so sweet!

    • @positronicreflex.
      @positronicreflex. 5 лет назад

      @@BasketofLotion They just uploaded it

    •  5 лет назад

      Yeah, let's not forget to diss people who made hundreds of Conan videos available for years!

  • @riccardoBER
    @riccardoBER 4 года назад +958

    4:55 I've actually been to "La ciau del tornavento" in Le Langhe, Italy, and the food was amazing. A part from being raped, I really had a great time there.

    • @LL-bd6mo
      @LL-bd6mo 3 года назад +61

      THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

    • @JG-kb6dp
      @JG-kb6dp 3 года назад +31

      This would be cancelled now

    • @lewisticknor
      @lewisticknor 3 года назад +9

      Thanks bro...laughed out loud...

    • @dr.doppeldecker3832
      @dr.doppeldecker3832 3 года назад +9

      hOw DArE yOU tO JoKE aBOut raPE?!?!?

    • @albovell
      @albovell 3 года назад +4

      Hahahahah brilliant 🤣🤣

  • @plansforus
    @plansforus 5 лет назад +90

    I literally never get tired of Jordan and Conan videos 😂 And the fact that Jordan’s been there with Conan for close to 20 years makes it even better.

    • @snc0023
      @snc0023 5 лет назад +4

      Kirstie Donaldson I think he’s been there since 1995 😮

    • @plansforus
      @plansforus 5 лет назад +1

      CH S that’s even cooler lol! Thanks!

  • @superdawge808
    @superdawge808 5 лет назад +339

    jordan looks about 25% more italian than he did last I saw him

    • @connorphilipp
      @connorphilipp 5 лет назад +15

      It's the tan I think

    • @Satanthony
      @Satanthony 5 лет назад +2

      It's the hair dye and more hair.... I can't confirm if it's his hair or a hair system. Pretty sure he had the beginnings of a bald spot in earlier years. Either way, his current hair looks good. Minus the curled side burns that were obviously styled in an attempt to not look styled.
      ruclips.net/video/Z4mjn7pu3vY/видео.html

    • @judeedelman486
      @judeedelman486 5 лет назад +4

      Salpsan you know this is old right

    • @TheSuperanimedrawer
      @TheSuperanimedrawer 5 лет назад +2

      @@Satanthony this is an old clip lol

    • @TheSuperanimedrawer
      @TheSuperanimedrawer 5 лет назад +2

      @@Satanthony this was 2008

  • @gretashapiro4118
    @gretashapiro4118 5 лет назад +1069

    At 5:15 toy can tell the cameraman was laughing. Couldn't hold still😂

  • @gzalensk
    @gzalensk 3 года назад +109

    As the bit goes on, Conan is just increasingly drunk, and I love it. In his element shitting on Jordan. Golden.

  • @thetrafficshop
    @thetrafficshop 5 лет назад +528

    "Do you still play with a bullwhip?"...………….."Sometimes"

  • @loginnamejon
    @loginnamejon 5 лет назад +79

    Its incredible how Jordan can resist laughing or even smiling.

  • @Anthony-yi1rk
    @Anthony-yi1rk 5 лет назад +802

    Jordan schlansky is an excellent actor and human being and respect his art

    • @jamesimparato2327
      @jamesimparato2327 5 лет назад +22

      FYI, I don't think he's acting! Hun!?

    • @blackm4niac
      @blackm4niac 5 лет назад +87

      he's acting in the sense that he's aware of what Conan does and allows it to happen. Basically his acting is just not telling him to stop. Other than that I'm pretty sure that is genuine Jordan Schlansky

    • @meganziegler3968
      @meganziegler3968 5 лет назад +71

      @@jamesimparato2327 Of course it's an act. He even breaks character from time to time.

    • @gutemberg7946
      @gutemberg7946 5 лет назад +22

      @@meganziegler3968 you mean smiling is breaking the character?

    • @jokerjunior8598
      @jokerjunior8598 4 года назад +22

      Gutemberg his only act is when the cameras are on that he doesn’t try to smile, lmao. Other than that , he seems perfectly genuine & great guy.

  • @margaretpeabody243
    @margaretpeabody243 2 года назад +91

    Conan is so good at improvising when he branches out into the community. Like his bit with the wine bottle., Just when you think he's done, he tips the bottle upside down trying to balance it.

  • @MarkReviews
    @MarkReviews 5 лет назад +120

    This HD is so glorious, it feels like I'm watching something from 2019. After years of watching grainy VHS-rips on RUclips, I speak on behalf of all of us when I say: THANK YOU!

    • @saakethnerellakunta1002
      @saakethnerellakunta1002 5 лет назад +1

      Mark Reviews is this an old video??

    • @MarkReviews
      @MarkReviews 5 лет назад +6

      @@saakethnerellakunta1002 oh yeah. Originally aired May 9th, 2008! Almost exactly 11 years ago.

    • @reddoberubetto3245
      @reddoberubetto3245 5 лет назад

      wow I thought it was new

    • @liprincessprincess
      @liprincessprincess 5 лет назад

      Rizky Adilia Slight nerd alert from me - they started airing Late Night on HD around 2006. They even did a pretty funny sketch about the switch - hopefully they’ll get to uploading funniest bits soon!

  • @jasrajsinghbhinder5033
    @jasrajsinghbhinder5033 5 лет назад +185

    When you have seen enough Jordan clips to realize that he has actually mellowed down now!!

    • @porkcutlet3920
      @porkcutlet3920 5 лет назад +4

      He learnt that he doesn't need a fake identity.

  • @djwb1973
    @djwb1973 4 года назад +84

    How does Jordan keep a straight face when he’s around Conan? It’s mind-boggling!

    • @Rattenhoofd
      @Rattenhoofd Год назад +17

      In his Reddit AMA he said he thinks Conan is very funny, but he doesn't enjoy confrontational comedy.

    • @Sam-hw2rt
      @Sam-hw2rt Год назад +4

      ​@@Rattenhoofdthat sounds like a Jordan thing to say

  • @vamoncho
    @vamoncho 7 месяцев назад +9

    15 years later and I still want to see more of Jordan Shlansky

  • @dn-bayou
    @dn-bayou 5 лет назад +310

    5:19
    you can see the camera shaking meaning the cameraman was silently dying with laughter over that joke hahahaha

    • @ahyaahya2447
      @ahyaahya2447 5 лет назад +5

      Ikr dude..hahaha

    • @scrapefrenzy
      @scrapefrenzy 5 лет назад +7

      Never noticed that, now its funnier!! 🤣🤣👍👍👍

    • @davm97
      @davm97 5 лет назад

      Also a rape joke

    • @guitarmatricide4834
      @guitarmatricide4834 5 лет назад

      Davm97 And your point is?

    • @davm97
      @davm97 5 лет назад +3

      @@guitarmatricide4834 that now a days you cant do that

  • @TheYeti_97
    @TheYeti_97 5 лет назад +608

    If Conan is no where to be found we will all know the answer...

    • @SpiderKnight
      @SpiderKnight 5 лет назад +10

      Andy

    • @Suisei_70i
      @Suisei_70i 5 лет назад +16

      @@SpiderKnight True, everything will point to Jordan but the true culprit will be Andy.

    • @konalily
      @konalily 5 лет назад +3

      Suj.97 yep down the wine cellar ...

  • @michaelkennedy8303
    @michaelkennedy8303 5 лет назад +1582

    Jordan: "I am in heaven right now."
    Conan: "Yes. I wish you were."
    Not only do i laugh daily about it, I am so desperately waiting for someone to set me up to use that joke.

    • @anthonypuccini4669
      @anthonypuccini4669 4 года назад +3

      You are in heaven right now? Wow, when he drank too much, he wasn't sure that he was in heaven. already.

    • @anthonypuccini4669
      @anthonypuccini4669 4 года назад +1

      Conan, get him an espresso coffee and a biscotti cookies right away before he passes away!

    • @helenbreen6643
      @helenbreen6643 3 года назад +7

      I wanna make it my life’s mission to set up up for that joke lol

    • @1516Spinola6040
      @1516Spinola6040 3 года назад +7

      Biscoto

    • @Waterspons
      @Waterspons 3 года назад

      Have you had the change yet?

  • @Iammrunkown
    @Iammrunkown Год назад +16

    "You've got to shut the fuck up," was hilarious!!!

  • @NuanceBro
    @NuanceBro 5 лет назад +438

    I'm a simple man. I see a new Jordan Schlansky video and I watch

    • @upland77
      @upland77 4 года назад +3

      It's actually an old Jordan Schlansky video. Literally one of the oldest. Like the second one ever. Stupid jerk.

    • @boxer12350
      @boxer12350 4 года назад +7

      Thanks for calling out Clay Aiken. Yes, I subscribe. :)

    • @mastersoftoday
      @mastersoftoday 3 года назад

      boy you really are simple

  • @Mrglen2
    @Mrglen2 5 лет назад +600

    So this is where the legend begins huh? xD

    • @lorisferrari3257
      @lorisferrari3257 5 лет назад +33

      Nope. As Conan mentioned at the beginning of the video there is an older video where Jordan uses the bullwhip and I believe they also do a tango together.

    • @joeyhahm713
      @joeyhahm713 5 лет назад

      Legend **continues

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 5 лет назад +115

    "I'm in heaven right now."
    "I wish you were."

  • @andremarc1275
    @andremarc1275 Год назад +28

    7:37 so funny the world stops just to see him do his thing LOLLLLL

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music Месяц назад

      That whip had me cracking.. up.
      Seeing them standing there in a row, while you hear the "snap, snap" in the background, then cutting to him demonstrating it in the middle of the road, you couldn't make that stuff up.

  • @noneless100
    @noneless100 5 лет назад +732

    So this is jordan origin how he become super villain

    • @Tcrror
      @Tcrror 5 лет назад +21

      Damn, that was almost English.

    • @Lanzottv
      @Lanzottv 5 лет назад +5

      I think hes not english, so hes not good at american.

    • @MaciejBogdanStepien
      @MaciejBogdanStepien 5 лет назад +2

      More like a serial killer.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 лет назад +4

      JORDAN IS SYLAR

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 лет назад +1

      @@MaciejBogdanStepien more like serial ITALIAN

  • @klaud7311
    @klaud7311 4 года назад +221

    Classic comedy formula; place two people with wildly contrasting personalities and life values in the same situation and let the dynamic unfold.
    I love Jordan and Conan.

  • @omar123ph
    @omar123ph 5 лет назад +116

    "I feel I'm in heaven right now"
    "I wish you were."
    gonna remember this for next time...

    • @maniacyro5167
      @maniacyro5167 5 лет назад +3

      Very subtle, so inpropriate and Funny as hell

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 5 лет назад

      Thats weird. You save insults in hope of using them? Who raised you?

  • @raisedbynoodles
    @raisedbynoodles Год назад +78

    Hearing this was filmed during a writes' strike back then and watching it while a writers' strike is happening right now means nothing has really changed.

    • @mclovinlife4018
      @mclovinlife4018 Год назад +4

      I feel like they have a writers strike every ten years.

  • @epicsauce664
    @epicsauce664 5 лет назад +116

    7:16
    Conan- *being an actual legend*
    Jordan- *sniffs wine in alien sadness*

  • @god-son-love
    @god-son-love 5 лет назад +3875

    Guess who's the one graduate from Harvard ?

    • @randomuser5237
      @randomuser5237 5 лет назад +206

      Mark Zuckerberg is also from Harvard, what's your point? Most of the Ivys are full of self-entitled douchebags. Class is something different and is not taught at any school, it comes from within. No matter how goofy Conan acts his innate class always shines through. Jordan (or more accurately, his act) is representative of those who tries to fake it and makes a mess.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 5 лет назад +1075

      Random User Lol you seem to guess wrong. Conan is the one from harvard

    • @themanwithnoname7746
      @themanwithnoname7746 5 лет назад +331

      @@randomuser5237 Conan graduated Harvard in history

    • @tahataimur1859
      @tahataimur1859 5 лет назад +476

      @@randomuser5237 you just got annihilated buddy

    • @BloodTrinity
      @BloodTrinity 5 лет назад +198

      @@randomuser5237 big oof

  • @radicalxg8282
    @radicalxg8282 5 лет назад +434

    Make Conan meet Gordon Ramsey and tag Jordan along

  • @thenorthremembers4221
    @thenorthremembers4221 3 года назад +23

    Jordan’s ability to keep a straight face is so amazing!😂

    • @maxmurray8950
      @maxmurray8950 Год назад +1

      The most incredible part is that’s how he just is

  • @yjazmin1999
    @yjazmin1999 5 лет назад +36

    Jordan is the friend that goes to abroad and now all of a sudden an expert on the culture.

  • @aghanoor3816
    @aghanoor3816 5 лет назад +91

    Everytime I see both of them that's a laughing therapy probably for everyone 👌😂

  • @allennopphotography
    @allennopphotography 5 лет назад +66

    Penn and Teller, Key and Peel, Kenan and Kel, Hall and Oats, Siegfried and Roy, Conan and Jordan.

    • @m2burles1
      @m2burles1 5 лет назад

      Allen Nop Mickey and Mouse

  • @ljr9735
    @ljr9735 2 года назад +46

    Jordan is the most consistent individual i've seen,. I didn't even realize the bull whip went back all this way

  • @milfslayer6193
    @milfslayer6193 5 лет назад +701

    Jordan’s haircut was bothering me the whole video

    • @peterlee9048
      @peterlee9048 5 лет назад +8

      Lord Shaggy this video was a long time ago

    • @bagellover1203
      @bagellover1203 5 лет назад +8

      those sideburns lmao

    • @nepatrul6075
      @nepatrul6075 5 лет назад +4

      Seriously Conan was right he looked like that magician that was on AGT not that long ago.

    • @m_-.430
      @m_-.430 5 лет назад +1

      @Tong Zou how come I never seen this before on their RUclips channel weird.

    • @ReverbCanvas
      @ReverbCanvas 5 лет назад +2

      he should embrace his receding hairline amiright

  • @violaisreallycool
    @violaisreallycool 5 лет назад +342

    I feel like Jordan is the symbol of modern romanticism. I love how he is so passionate about--and describes so descriptively--his interests.

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 5 лет назад

      @@thinkinenglish4877 people like you come off as snooty, snobby, know it all, assholes

    • @dandansfu
      @dandansfu 5 лет назад +5

      @@thinkinenglish4877 maybe ppl roll eyes coz you guys don't appreciate anything other than Europe not saying Europe food or culture is bad. its great, but thinking and feeling superior is what I find it really ..... yeah. especially in 2020 coming in just two months

    • @porkcutlet3920
      @porkcutlet3920 5 лет назад +10

      @@thinkinenglish4877 They're rolling their eyes because you were rambling and not because you're sharing your experience. Learn to convey information in a concise manner. That's the problem with Jordan too.

    • @mikenumberlan9360
      @mikenumberlan9360 5 лет назад +5

      As a dual citizen (born UK--> US for 20 years now) there are some US born Americans whose passion for European culture is over the top to the point of escapism, and it just comes off the wrong way, and in particular makes me feel strange because I'm not up my own ass about being England-born and quite like America sometimes. It's like wearing real prescription glasses because you need to and meeting someone who wears non prescription because they're a fan of the look.

    • @PeterGriffnger
      @PeterGriffnger 5 лет назад +2

      The thing is , I am really interested in what Jordan has to say and kinda like him. And Conan just behaves like an arrogant goofy ass to me. I actually like Conan as well because he is obviously acting. But i kinda displays the US in an very ignorant light.

  • @snowboarddude1030
    @snowboarddude1030 5 лет назад +114

    This will always be one of the greatest Conan clips ever

  • @llittlejustin8
    @llittlejustin8 2 месяца назад +10

    The fact you can tell the camera guy is laughing cause the camera is shaking 5:18

  • @ojpinc88
    @ojpinc88 5 лет назад +160

    Conan drunk is always great

  • @LeoDTPR
    @LeoDTPR 5 лет назад +199

    5:16 When Conan said "and raped" even the cameraman was laughing and couldn't hold the camera still.

  • @DocMustafa
    @DocMustafa 5 лет назад +93

    Lol, the joke at 5:10 was so funny that the cameraman was laughing and having a hard time keeping the camera still.

  • @vshekar
    @vshekar 4 дня назад +2

    I love Conan trying to teach Jordan basic manners that his parents should’ve taught him.

  • @user-sh4sm9hw7k
    @user-sh4sm9hw7k 5 лет назад +92

    5:45 That look on Jordan's face. The look of tired of dealing with the inappropriate drunk uncle 🤪

  • @yeshi9832
    @yeshi9832 5 лет назад +279

    They finally got the clip!!

  • @jarupongch
    @jarupongch 5 лет назад +588

    If Conan got murdered with whip scars on his back, you know who did it.

  • @billy9497able
    @billy9497able 3 года назад +23

    I remember during the writers strike Conan would see how long he could spin his wedding ring. It was hilarious and is amazing he could make something that simple so funny.

  • @shubhdec
    @shubhdec 5 лет назад +312

    Even the cameraman can't control his laughter @5:20. Look how the camera's shaking 🤣🤣

  • @jaspergillgannon4991
    @jaspergillgannon4991 4 года назад +46

    8:31 Damn, that zoom makes Conan look like he's 80 years old

  • @patrickjdrahman
    @patrickjdrahman 5 лет назад +87

    The waiter’s face when Conan tosses the bottle between his hands 😂😂 2:59

    • @PinoGrigio77
      @PinoGrigio77 5 лет назад +2

      Patrick Drahman and Jordan’s face is showing disconnection and trying not to kill him self 😭

  • @izerelynda
    @izerelynda 3 года назад +28

    I just recently started watching Conan and only discovered Jordan two days ago. I had been living under a rock all this time! Unbelievable!!! Just love love love Jordan ❤❤❤

  • @atticus2581
    @atticus2581 5 лет назад +18

    Lol love it when the music comes on and Conan is just jiving while Jordan is calmly listening and enjoying it with a aristocratic demeanor.

  • @sm_faisal
    @sm_faisal 5 лет назад +440

    He looks like a mafia guy with that haircut

    • @iamalegend5620
      @iamalegend5620 5 лет назад +1

      And do you know whats in common between mafia and pussies... One tongue slip and you're in deep shit

    • @fahad3581
      @fahad3581 5 лет назад +29

      S.M. Faisal Looks more like a walmart criss angel

    • @CrackheadBeaver
      @CrackheadBeaver 5 лет назад +5

      What mafia, The Rainbow Mob?

    • @mikeydubbz1
      @mikeydubbz1 5 лет назад +1

      S.M. Faisal. No. No he doesn’t

    • @bugeye8749
      @bugeye8749 5 лет назад +2

      He wishes the fake Italian lmao

  • @Adi9134
    @Adi9134 5 лет назад +190

    I see jordan and conan in the title, **I CLICK**

    • @behabtwa
      @behabtwa 5 лет назад

      lg112
      cause you hate your life? likewise.

    • @ahyaahya2447
      @ahyaahya2447 5 лет назад

      Heeeheheheh

  • @sdbeagle10
    @sdbeagle10 2 года назад +9

    I like how Jordan has a straight face the whole time.

  • @ghostowntx4002
    @ghostowntx4002 4 года назад +69

    Conan always makes me happy . I've been thru drug addiction 12 years now and you always makes me feel like life is good

  • @konradnajnigier9272
    @konradnajnigier9272 5 лет назад +391

    I wonder what Jordan would say at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant.

    • @gigid9606
      @gigid9606 3 года назад

      oh he would like it, he would critique everything with Gordan and they would probably agree. (said the chef)

    • @grammardynamite9764
      @grammardynamite9764 3 года назад +4

      He would say various things.....

    • @joshualapointe4239
      @joshualapointe4239 2 года назад +1

      He would watch Gordon prepare the food in various ways.

  • @PilotExplorer
    @PilotExplorer 4 года назад +18

    5:18 that look in Jordan’s eyes shows him reliving that moment

  • @fxg4merr
    @fxg4merr 13 дней назад +1

    5:11 is one of the best Conan jokes of all time, caught my entire family off guard when we watched it together 😂 Surprised it’s not been edited out when far more tame jokes have been.

  • @tonybucks5709
    @tonybucks5709 5 лет назад +33

    4:44 "would you like me to call the police?" - i cracked!

  • @myownruin187
    @myownruin187 4 года назад +70

    That poor guy he gets terrorized by Conan.. 😂

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 3 года назад +2

      He's well paid though and enjoys a privileged position at the office though, lol. It balances out. Plus, I'm sure he could decline to appear directly on the show if it really bothered him. He wasn't hired initially to be an on-screen talent/personality.

  • @biancan482
    @biancan482 5 лет назад +175

    That wine cellar joke made me laugh for 10 minutes straight.

    • @jdaily2293
      @jdaily2293 5 лет назад +3

      He set himself up for that so bad 😂

  • @Sean-dy6bz
    @Sean-dy6bz 2 года назад +80

    Love how you can see the Cameraman start laughing 5:17

    • @Robotomy101
      @Robotomy101 Год назад +11

      holy shit i never noticed lmao

    • @hahaoml2812
      @hahaoml2812 Год назад +2

      @@Robotomy101 prolly because we were all simultaneously laughing

  • @laughingfox8967
    @laughingfox8967 5 лет назад +7

    lmao! That waiter's face when Conan started tossing the bottle of wine around was priceless.

  • @sonquatsch8585
    @sonquatsch8585 4 года назад +87

    jordan not laughing at the rape joke is nothing short of a miracle. cannot rap my head around it. and it wasn't planned cuz conan let about 2 seconds passed b4 he went in.

  • @1776Pundit
    @1776Pundit 5 лет назад +28

    I love how Conan laughs at himself. I know the feeling bc I crack myself up too!

  • @annuravi4369
    @annuravi4369 3 года назад +13

    I love how the show gives credits to its writers making seperate playlists for them .