Conan: "Do you think you'll get married one day or do you prefer the life of swinging single? Jordan: "I think its a fallacy to expect that you can predict your future, but these are things that I anticipate I might have." Little did Jordan know that a walk to CVS would change his life forever...
He has laughed before plenty of times, just look it up and they dont edit it.i think they over exaggerate his character a bit. i mean he is still wierd but not that wierd.
Idk, Jordan’s dialogue about Irish pubs was okay to me, at least it’s different from usual small talk. I would’ve liked to see the date continue if it was me :)
Honestly Conan I hope you read this, I think you should just start a side serious of just you and Schlansky going on adventure, or even just hanging out lmao. I'm sure it'd be super popular!
+boy638 I suspect its cause Jordan is sick, just look at the detective video. He looks very thin almost sickly compared to the other videos. I think they knew they were due a Schlansky video, however due to his state, they can't. So instead of forcing a sick person to do a new video, they just released the old one here. But don't take my word for it, check out the detective video and look at the weight loss and lack of color in his skin, the proofs all there.
morgan maguire I'm not 100% sure but he did look sick in the last video compared to the other ones and it would explain the lack of Schlansky videos. Look at the detective video yourself and compare.
Wow Conan looks so much better and younger these days. I knew he flew into a depression because of the Tonight Show and I guess this is the tail end of it. He has so much more energy and seems so much happier now. He’s so silly these days and in this he seems pretty toned down
I love Conan. He seems like a really cool and humble guy. I love how he interacts with his workers and people outside from work. The only two shows I watch are his and Colbert. I don't know how Fallon and Kimmel gets higher ratings than theirs. I don't find them funny and I feel they always have the same guest every time on their show. Plus, it feels so media mainstream. Idk, maybe it's just me. Haha
I subscribed this chanel 4 months ago and didn't watch any new video of it. But when I saw Jordan Schlanski, I clicked it even though I've already watched this video.
I think Jordan's approach was fine, he was initiating conversation and discussion by getting things started as opposed to putting the ball in the other persons court
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I'm at the end of the Jordan Schlansky playlist... I don't know what to do with my life now.
Watch it from the beginning
I thought the same thing once I finished it! I love the dynamics between them.
I don’t either, so I do it over and over and over
link of playlist?
They have the Italy collection.
LOL ''I have various responsibilities'' he's been saying this for a long time.
Various!
He's been saying this on various videos that I've seen.
Irrelevant.
Actually now it's various tasks
he has completed the task
Jordan would have been great on "The Office."
Advi Time omg yessss!
He did a cameo.
Khan Skywalker WHAT?!
You sure you're not talking about Conan?
He definitely could've played Dwight in an alternate reality.
She played the perfect “mean friend helping popular kid bully loser kid” role
LOL
Well, he's not a loser. A robot/alien, maybe. A loser, no.
- Robot.
- No.
- Butt washer?
- Yes.
actually she just sat there
She has a tiny head
how the hell does jordan control his laughter
various ways
@@agustinsaez1065 lol
He only laughs at toilet and fart jokes
well, that's not human..
@@orangeoren hahaha betui
Conan: "Do you think you'll get married one day or do you prefer the life of swinging single?
Jordan: "I think its a fallacy to expect that you can predict your future, but these are things that I anticipate I might have."
Little did Jordan know that a walk to CVS would change his life forever...
wait what? what really happened?
He met Emma
Oh come on. There are lots of weird girls out there that would love this guy. And I'm sure he's not exactly like this in person either.
pete ikr... smh its a fkn act. imagine being married to her? lol
uhhhhhhhhh
I've never clicked on a video so fast. I'm a simple man, once I see Conan and Jordan Schlansky on the title, I click on it.
+iamSmexx You have excellent taste.
+Team Coco Conan Senpai notice me and make some new Jordan Schlansky remotes plsss
+Team Coco No, you're the one with excellent taste, drinking a Guinness at 11 AM in the morning
+iamSmexx I know right I absolutely love the videos with Jordan in them!
+Team Coco Conan Senpai notice me not superbear!
conan with beard = hot man
conan without beard = creepy old lady
not old, dutch lady
or maybe old dutch lady
If Conan with a beard is considered a hot man, then thank God, there is still hope for me!
@Streicher so 18 year olds are women?
He's hot bith ways. Just hotter with the beard.
There should be a rule where you have at least one Jordan Schlansky sketch a week.
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth yah I’m gonna study hard and get a job at RUclips and tell team cocoa exactly that or we (RUclips) delete the channel
my psychiatrist orders 2 Schlanskys per day, as needed. Sometimes i take 3 per day but dont tell him
sad that this commnt is 7 yrs old
My god, the difference in size between Conan's head and Sarah's head is really something
I really noticed that too. 😂
I love bearded Conan ❤️
+alexcr555 Doesn't he look great with a beard? Same with Kimmel.
fight me
+Fuck your Bookshelves fight me
+Eric Bourne fist me
He has a strange face. I want to punch it.
2:55 the bear part always kill me XDD
I know. :D
Yeah!
Oh, God, that's so funny. Such a realistic reaction.
''I'm not familiar with the reference but I can tell you that I'm very confident..'' lmao
Best response. Lmao.
I haven't seen a funnier duo than Conan and shlansky, they're genius together, keep the skits coming 😂🤦♂️
OMG A NEW JORDAN SCHLANSKY VIDEO!!!! YEEEEEEEEEES. I DON'T EVEN CARE THIS IS FROM 2011
+Lorem Ipsum I was gonna say I thought he was getting married/got married
i think this was last year. feb 11, 2015 not the other way aroud
+mark espinas no, they say Valentine's day already happened, which would be after the 14th
+mark espinas nah, Conan hasn't grow a beard since 2012.
+Lorem Ipsum there's heaps of videos back since 08, back then he didn't have such a poker face
Jordan’s philosophy is spot on. I’m supportive of the be yourself comfortably
#TBT: In 2011, #Conan spent #ValentinesDay with the most romantic person he knows: Jordan Schlansky.
+Team Coco *Jordan, can you wash your hair at least? Geez. You're a greasy mess.*
+Team Coco Wnat to see more of Jordan!!!!
same jacket as always!
+IhateUrFuckinFace Hes going for the Italian look
fight me
Lol "say less. Don't shop at kids gap." Lmao I'm done
Please team coco do a who can make Jordan laugh skit!
+2 Can Sam he has laughed but they edit it out. you can sometimes see him cracking a smile
+Landon Rivers Jordan is incapable of laughing. He's a robot remember.
+2 Can Sam Ikr!? I can't believe he kept a straight face XD
+2 Can Sam YES YES!!!! THUMB UP!!! EXCELLENT SUGGESTION, CONAN PLEASE DO THIS!!!!!!!
He has laughed before plenty of times, just look it up and they dont edit it.i think they over exaggerate his character a bit. i mean he is still wierd but not that wierd.
Idk, Jordan’s dialogue about Irish pubs was okay to me, at least it’s different from usual small talk. I would’ve liked to see the date continue if it was me :)
Definitely. Social conventions may not always correlate with what is most enjoyable.
I hated it when the lady said “definitely” when Conan said that Jordan should talk less.
@@rvarunyou5216 yeah, she just seemed very stupid honestly.
Man, you ladies are desperate.
Only cuz you knew Jordan from Conan's show but if you met a dude who talks like that for the first time, I highly doubt it
pleese do more stuff with JORDAN or i'll rip off my own limbs
+gwizard Why not both?
+Kübel350 rip off both limps?
do it.
+gwizard Replying so you cant delete
M3Lucky i'm sure i'd bleed profusely either way.
You could tell Jordan was dying to laugh when the bear started talking.
Dying laughing. I love these
+Austin Delgado rip man
+TheRealBeatMaster +TheRealBeatMaster He died doing what he loved, Jordan Schalansky.
the biggest bromance in talk show history.
Honestly Conan I hope you read this, I think you should just start a side serious of just you and Schlansky going on adventure, or even just hanging out lmao. I'm sure it'd be super popular!
+rich polit P.S. There goes that jacket!
+rich polit Now I'm trying to imagine Jordan with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube.
+rich polit Why would COnan read youtube comments?
"Why would Conan read you tube comments?" (Joke)
I don't know why would Conan read you tube comments?
To try and improve on his comedy. Lol.
You were right. He took Jordan to Italy.
2:26 Show Conan's teddy bear monologue if you want to describe his comedy in a few seconds.
haha I love how whenever Jordan is asked what an associate producer does he just says "I have various responsibilities"
I love Jordan so much. His mind and his heart are so pure ♥️🧠😆😊 That’s what makes him so lovable!
Yes! New Schlansky remote!
Even better! Bearded Conan=Best Conan.
It just got newer
I can’t believe I found a video of jordan that I haven’t watched, it’s like finding a hidden treasure
Conan allowed Canadians to see all the videos that were previously region restricted. I've seen like 10 new Jordan videos because of it.
All these are new to me cause I threw the tv out like 12 years ago.
Haha my first time either
Glad 😅
@ 3:50, Jordan almost accidentally knocks over his glass of water. That would have been so funny I would have died. xxD
I love Jordan. Not because of Conan but cause he is smart and does what he is comfortable with 💙💙
already liked this and it hasn't even started yet
that's what my girlfriend said
+ibrake4rappers to some random guy
+Hankcock hahahaha
Conan really is brilliant. The bit with the bear... every second of that was hilarious!
Wait so they did not upload this in 2011 and waited 5 years?
+boy638 I suspect its cause Jordan is sick, just look at the detective video. He looks very thin almost sickly compared to the other videos. I think they knew they were due a Schlansky video, however due to his state, they can't. So instead of forcing a sick person to do a new video, they just released the old one here. But don't take my word for it, check out the detective video and look at the weight loss and lack of color in his skin, the proofs all there.
+Yaser Ibrahim Wait how do you know he's sick? What does he have?
morgan maguire I'm not 100% sure but he did look sick in the last video compared to the other ones and it would explain the lack of Schlansky videos. Look at the detective video yourself and compare.
+boy638
2011 was last year wasn't it..?
+Yaser Ibrahim Lol... I mean... No just lol.
The more you include Jordan, the more views you are going to get. Conan is really fun but with Jordan it becomes gold!
Thumbs up for weekly appearances on the show by Jordan!
How in the hell does Jordan ALWAYS keep a straight face when dealing with Conan?
That freaking bear killed me!!!
I love it when Jordan is on! These guys together are magic!
A fool proof method of dating any skit with Jordan is measuring the length of his sideburns. The longer the sideburns, the older the episode.
He didnt have the norelco yet
#Bringbackthebeard
I second that
+Bob Bobbington exactly what i was thinking as i was watching
+Bob Bobbington YEs that beard does wonders for him!!!
+OrbitalAngel Nebula did
+Bob Bobbington !!!!!
Conan is actually the freak here...
why?
absolutely
Agree
That's what makes him funny to watch
I think so
Her head is half the size of Conan's
Rui Arruda Cz shes half as smart
Is it the perpective maybe?
Because she gave him.... I should stop.
This a an accurate observation.
🤣
Conan needs a Podcast.
Bingo!
He has a podcast now
YES!!! JORDAN SCHLANSKY video
I died at the bears reaction after looking at Jordan 2:55 lmao
They need to do a remote in Italy
Yes! Thats perfect
I'd love to see Jordan grill the waiter on how the menu isn't 'authentic' enough.
+Gerry Groves the thought of that happening kills me. lol
+Brian B Only if they want to see Jordan executed right in front of them when he insults every single Italian he comes across just by existing.
They are doing lately
🐻" kill me, I want to die, my heart's outside my chest" lol..Is there anyone else bing watching old Conan and Jordan vids?
0:13 Conan almost cracked himself up
3:51 Jordan going back on putting his arm around her and pretending he was just adjusting herself is so awkward lol
Conan should use more puppets. The German doll sketch is golden
Wow Conan looks so much better and younger these days. I knew he flew into a depression because of the Tonight Show and I guess this is the tail end of it. He has so much more energy and seems so much happier now. He’s so silly these days and in this he seems pretty toned down
The clips with Conan poking fun at Schlansky are seriously the best
Jordan's X-man Super Power is keeping a straight face.
I'd watch a feature-length movie about Jordan and Conan.
Jordan is the man ,,,,
That bear's reaction when he turns around to look at Jordan. lol
I wanna see the outtakes XD
Mr. Schlansky cannot possibly keep that face straight up all time 😂
I love Conan. He seems like a really cool and humble guy. I love how he interacts with his workers and people outside from work. The only two shows I watch are his and Colbert. I don't know how Fallon and Kimmel gets higher ratings than theirs. I don't find them funny and I feel they always have the same guest every time on their show. Plus, it feels so media mainstream. Idk, maybe it's just me. Haha
not just you
Shut up sluy
@@ryanwalters5901 no you shut up
Conan is great but colbert is the worst imo
they get higher rating because they r on satellite network n seen by more ppl.
these Jordan Schlansky bits never get old.
I'd love to see outtakes.
I'm sure he HAS to break at some point. 😉
Conan's jokes are on point. Knocks everyone out the park.
Good God... Jordan has the will of a buddhist monk to keep a straight face for that long. Seriously, give that man an oscar!
"Nobody's learned anything and I'm drinking at eleven o'clock in the morning." That can be used to describe my senior year in college.
"I have various responsibilities"😂😂😂
More, please. I will watch any video that features Jordan.
MORE JORDAN PLEASE! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Remotes with the staff and interns are some of my favourites as you can see how much they love Conan and working there..
"Don't shop at Kids Gap." LMFAO
Please do more jordan schlansky videos! Hes amazing
I subscribed this chanel 4 months ago and didn't watch any new video of it.
But when I saw Jordan Schlanski, I clicked it even though I've already watched this video.
and watched the whole video again
+H Joonsub cool story bro
+Lucía Morales Urcola I know right.
There will be a movie about this and everyone involved will get an oscar exept Mikael Dicabrio :D
I laughed too hard at the bear recoiling when seeing Schlansky.
Jordan is one good looking executive producer 💓💓
The only remote with Jordan I haven’t seen. I known about it but been through a massive heart break. Now am with the love of my life.
I think Jordan's approach was fine, he was initiating conversation and discussion by getting things started as opposed to putting the ball in the other persons court
The look of pity mingled with disgust in her eyes is priceless.
It's only when you transcend human realms and teleport yourself to the spirited realm you can understand Jordan. He is actually right in every aspect.
Exactly.
Jordan and Conan should continue to hand out more, please COCO please
how he says "I have various responsibilities" remembers me on barney stinson...
That self centered chattiness: that's the Buffalo peeking out.
After he said "Im the only associate producer:, I expected Conan would ask. "What did you do with the other Associate Producers?"
I WISH TO SEE CONAN & JORDAN VIDEOS for the rest of my life I can watch them everyday FOREVERRR!!!
Can you have Jordan do a DNA test to see if he's Italian. That would be entertaining.
Jordan schlantzky is aubrey plazas spirit animal
Jordan is a national treasure
I love your Jordan videos, he’s just awesome!
Conan looks mad good with a beard.
John Cider He looks a little worn down with a beard, in my opinion.
2:33 if you look really closely you can see Jordan slightly resisting smiling
Conan is a comedic genius!
0:15 It was either Bale or Schlansky for the lead role in American Psycho, LOL 😆
Do an episode with Jordan Schlansky getting introduced to Tinder. :D
Jordan is my absolute favorite
That stuffed bear was a scene stealer :-O
I like how they're bringing back old segments
à Bear born with it's Heart outside his chest ? Lool
Jordan seems honest and that will carry you a long way in life.
I would like to see the bloopers, when Jordan couldn't contain his laugh anymore :D
I choke myself to Conan and Jordan Schlansky videos.
I love how well Jordan is able to play a complete husk of a human being
Conan: "Say less"
Me: "Smile More" 😆
Conan is a true legend. He is the definition of being funny!