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Harrison Ford gives a really convincing performance here as someone who's been kidnapped and forced against his will to act normally...even before he's been kidnapped and told to act normally.
Haha like bruce willis, they've both been phoning it in for decades Although they still manage 100 times the emotion and effort as fucking seagal, the hack I'm just surprised they didn't make a sister fucking joke since Jaime Lannister is a henchman haha
@@NewSuperAvenger Too bad Han didn't carry a blender to his recruitment center or the recruiter would have named him "Han Blender" or "Han Choppy-Choppy"
The thing is, this is the kind of role he insisted he wanted to play as soon as he became famous. I'd say "pretty uppity for a mere carpenter" but what if he had been a carpenter's son?
Harrison clearly lost his love of acting even as long ago as this. Performances like these make me appreciate hammy, OTT acting like Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons. At least he emoted (a LOT).
Hahahahaha nothing but a gun, a cell phone and a big ol Chrysler, that's how I imagine rumsfeld left the white house That's too good, I forgot about that one
So, a guy in hock for $95,000 will go ahead and STEAL $100,000,000? How does that make sense? Seems to me he'd steal maybe a million, but not a HUNDRED million!
Harrison Ford gives a really convincing performance here as someone who's been kidnapped and forced against his will to act normally...even before he's been kidnapped and told to act normally.
You mean kidnapped and forced to make the movie?:)
lol
Haha like bruce willis, they've both been phoning it in for decades
Although they still manage 100 times the emotion and effort as fucking seagal, the hack
I'm just surprised they didn't make a sister fucking joke since Jaime Lannister is a henchman haha
2:17 "One move and I'll shoot the phone!"
Favorite line out of this whole thing for some reason! Gets me every time!
"Well, I've watched every Strong Bad email" Hah, awesome! Never thought I'd hear them reference Homestar Runner!
The GoT/Marvel/Indiana Jones/Dune/T2/24 crossover we've always wanted.
What part of it was Dune?
@@adriangore850 Virginia Madsen played Princess Irulan
And Breaking Bad!
The great Kingslayer, taken down by an elderly man armed with a blender.
Have a little respect - he was taken down by an elderly _Indiana Jones_ armed with a blender.
@@JamaicanCastle Have even more respect - he was taken down by an elderly Han Solo armed with a blender.
@@NewSuperAvenger Too bad Han didn't carry a blender to his recruitment center or the recruiter would have named him "Han Blender" or "Han Choppy-Choppy"
@@adriangore850 Han blended first!
lol
"Screw you Jack!"p
Poor Chloe O'Brian forgot what set she was on..
‘I can’t act any more today. I’m bushed”
the Harrison Ford impression’s hilarious
“Anyone seen John Connor?”
🎵Come to my window🎵
The thing is, this is the kind of role he insisted he wanted to play as soon as he became famous. I'd say "pretty uppity for a mere carpenter" but what if he had been a carpenter's son?
I had to skip the video back to see if I really just saw Alan Arkin. RUclips double-take. It was Alan Arkin.
Excellent, "Get off my floor"
"Meanwhile one of the other thugs washes his arms and" -- we see Virginia Madsen -- "Oh..."
lol
I love the Robert Patrick T-2 references!!
No shit. I too LOLd at the "anyone seen John Conner" line. This riff is full of great one liners by the dudes.
Loving all the T2 references
THAT PANCAKE HIS A BOMB IN IT
I say that a lot. Got me kicked out of 3 airports
like Wilfrid Brimley wake boarding! Omg...I just spit out my juice!
They put Harrison Ford and Robert Forster in the same scenes together? How the fuck am I supposed to tell which one's which???
They're gonna have a Grizzle-Off.
Well one of them will scream at you to get off their plane.
Harrison clearly lost his love of acting even as long ago as this. Performances like these make me appreciate hammy, OTT acting like Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons. At least he emoted (a LOT).
That low key Terminator 2 reference. Almost died choking on my food.
The biggest disappointment of this movie, for me, was not knowing who provided the computer equipment
It's The Vision!
Oh hey, Harrison gets pistol-whipped by Jamie Lannister.
Strong Bad reference!
Hey, no dissin' Clippy. That guy was a gem. RIP Clippy.
Of course I have to love the "editing by Jim Page and DRUMS by Bons Bonham! LOL
6:46 did not expect a Homestarrunner reference
The frantic music really tuned me in to this movie...waow!
Ford trying to be middle aged is like bob hope trying to be elder age
"Screw you, Jack!"
Really? No 24 jokes on that one?
“We’ll be terminating several employees”
I was waiting for a CTU reference somewhere, but...
“Investing in liquid metal, for instance”
“Stocked up on stoner munchies, good”
Harrison Ford? Was Wilford Brimley unavailable?
One move and I'll shoot the phone! LOL
Hahahahaha nothing but a gun, a cell phone and a big ol Chrysler, that's how I imagine rumsfeld left the white house
That's too good, I forgot about that one
I hope Bolton does the same.
Let's see what he can do with a salad spinner
Lmao this one is great!
I bet Nick Nolte could have rocked this movie .....
Be careful Hans, The Vision is watching.
That view doesn't exist in Seattle. It never actually rains that hard in Seattle. No one wears suits either. It's almost like this is a bad movie.
01:07 On Harrison Ford's right is that the vacuum cleaner guy (the disappearer) from Breaking Bad?
6:46 - YES
WIN
Smutjamboree.com does not exist... I'm sad
At 1:57... That really looks a lot like the Milennium Falcon to me...
Smutjamberee.com 😂😂
Lulz Equifax.
9:10
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rifftrax vs The Lovely Bones
Hahaha wtf at :31 doesn't it sound like she says I already have a hobbit..? Not hobby?
So, a guy in hock for $95,000 will go ahead and STEAL $100,000,000? How does that make sense? Seems to me he'd steal maybe a million, but not a HUNDRED million!
More gay jokes than I remember. Not as funny as they used to be after Florida.
You're right. From this moment on, nobody will ever deride humor from homosexuality ever again.
To be honest what is so funny about being gay in the first place? i have never understood why.
Not true, I've never laughed at Neil Patrick Harris in my life.
Keith Ward it's okay, i have never enjoyed his humor anyway so i will agree with you on that.
@@trentnunyabiz6204 I suppose it depends on the joke? Nothing funny about laughing at people for actually being gay though.