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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 45

  • @kftc88
    @kftc88 7 лет назад +39

    "Quick drop a turtle on his head! It worked for Aeschylus". One of the best of those brilliant obscure references that Rifftrax and MST3k are known for.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад +7

      Haha I know right
      Not just their literary references but to so many games, movies, books, bands.. Mike bill and Kevin are seriously walking relevant trivia reference machines

    • @LolliPop2000
      @LolliPop2000 3 года назад +1

      Actually Sophocles, but close enough.

  • @EyeMixMusic
    @EyeMixMusic 5 лет назад +15

    "Well you've seen the clubs, the girls, the potties..." "The potties?"

  • @SinksYourBoat
    @SinksYourBoat 7 лет назад +43

    I'm not even sure that WASN"T Conan O'Brien.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад +2

      Hahaha that was so great, the best part is missing though when he's creeping around the mansion ever so slightly crouched like it makes him invisible
      When I first saw this at the bed stripper part I totally thought Mike would reincorporate the gag from earlier, the "it'll never happen again" "uuh, with anyone..?" And he says to the stripper like uuh sorry I can't anymore

    • @mfenn7325
      @mfenn7325 3 года назад +2

      Replayed it 3 times. Thought I was the only one still unsure

  • @wp4708
    @wp4708 7 лет назад +32

    ~99 czech anarchists, blowing up the countryside~

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 5 лет назад +2

      What song was he spoofing there?

    • @JamesSmith-vk2ky
      @JamesSmith-vk2ky 5 лет назад +6

      @@elafimilo8199 99 Red Balloons by Nina. It's 99 Luftballons in German. They're a German group who had a pretty big hit with that song in the early 80s. It was released in both English & German. It's a classic! 👍😎

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 5 лет назад +1

      @@JamesSmith-vk2ky Thanks!

  • @buffypython
    @buffypython 7 лет назад +12

    I thought that diner at the beginning looked like the one from Pulp Fiction & sure enough, it is! It's Pann's Restaurant & Coffee Shop in LA.

  • @laurallewien2165
    @laurallewien2165 3 года назад +2

    Oh Mike love the 99 Red Balloons 🎈riff....very clever!

  • @jamesphillips4009
    @jamesphillips4009 8 лет назад +24

    Best of's are the only way I can watch Mike's lonely narrations. So weird.

  • @ynezavalos659
    @ynezavalos659 8 лет назад +17

    "Would it be a sin to actively pray for this guy's death?"
    Not-so-fun fact: Michael Roof, who played that character, killed himself a few years after this was riffed.

  • @adrianlee3497
    @adrianlee3497 3 года назад +2

    "You want to tell me why you deliver every line pretty much the same?"
    Vin Diesel is the new Tony Curtis; "Yonda lies da castle of my fadda" 😆😆😆

  • @switzerlandful
    @switzerlandful 5 лет назад +5

    0:58 Its a herd of Juan Valdez's. LOL (reminds me of Bruce Almighty when he has the Colombian guy sell him a bag of coffee.)

  • @wteuscher85
    @wteuscher85 5 лет назад +6

    Poor Mike had to watch and riff on his own.

    • @adriangore850
      @adriangore850 3 года назад +3

      I watch Riffs so I don't feel lonely when watching a movie by myself. When Mike solo Riffs; it kinda defeats the purpose for me.

  • @deathsheadknight2137
    @deathsheadknight2137 5 лет назад +2

    I never realized this movie was so funny. Maybe I will have to watch it

  • @donaldpetkus1637
    @donaldpetkus1637 5 лет назад +3

    “That’s a lot of ugly for one face.”

  • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
    @zoeyrochellezhombie829 2 года назад +2

    This isn't a rifftrax if it's just Mike.

  • @ty_teynium
    @ty_teynium 5 лет назад +3

    That's literally what Sam Jackson looks like in Captain Marvel.

  • @johnpriceprice6860
    @johnpriceprice6860 7 лет назад +4

    Hollywood should make more movies with Danny Trejo in the lead role. I know he has a couple movies where he's lead but there should be more. And whether he's a lead or an extra he basically plays the same character.

  • @CalebMcFarland
    @CalebMcFarland 6 лет назад +10

    I’ll just make the obligatory ‘it’s not the same without the rest of the guys,’ comment. Just expect that if there’s ever just one of them. I don’t mind it being just one person personally, but everyone else thinks ‘it’s just not the same. It’s just not the same!’.

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 3 года назад +1

    1) Was Mike alone on this one? It feels kind of lonely with only a single riffer.
    2) My favorite joke was, "Whoa...that's a lot of candles." Considering Vin Diesel turned out to be gay, the idea of him looking right past a sexy lady and being impressed with candles is accidentally accurate.

    • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
      @zoeyrochellezhombie829 2 года назад +1

      Vin Diesel isn't gay. He wasn't impressed with the candles, the RIFF said he was.

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад +1

    That skater dude at :28 looks just like Matt Stone haha
    I know he's some bmx dude who's name I forgot, I recognize him but that's uncanny

  • @timothym7472
    @timothym7472 3 года назад +1

    I can't even watch 'Vin' on a RiffTrax...arg, so unbearable. Gave it a go, love you guys!

    • @drumr72
      @drumr72 2 года назад

      A study was done connecting film preference and IQs...and this franchise represented the lowest of the low apparently. Dumb F'ers love these movies.

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi 4 года назад +1

    They should riff on the sequels.

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 Год назад +1

    Triple X was a dumbass movie 💯😂 But that bedpost stripper scene was dope as heck 💯😊

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 5 лет назад +1

    00:27 Denny’s 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 года назад +1

      “He draws power from his childhood whining”

  • @elizabethhollins5988
    @elizabethhollins5988 5 лет назад +1

    "Torgo" 😁
    That's "Manos", rt?

  • @KeithDec25
    @KeithDec25 5 лет назад +2

    Umpteenth use of plot of tough guy being asked/blackmailed/persuaded/cajoled/tricked/outwitted/ into being a patriotic spy for the US Government...Meanwhile movie goers have to watch/suffer/regurgitate/stagnate after watching the very, very, very stale and overused plot...I'll give VD- no let me reword that....Diesel does get some points for being the voice of Groot as baby

  • @Psychodermia
    @Psychodermia 2 года назад +2

    Umm

  • @heatherwanamaker7904
    @heatherwanamaker7904 Год назад

    lol