Chekov: "If my calculations are correct, they are creating a singularity that will... consume the planet." Spock: "The Romulans are turning Vulcan into Detroit?"
"Man, I'm sure glad we didn't run into any wolf things or hideous bug monsters!" "Yeah, based on how quickly you ran into both of them initially, I assumed this planet was crawling with them!" "Yeah, I know, right? But apparently not!" Probably one of my favorite Rifftrax moments ever
you left out my favourite bit. Where they drop out of warp into the wreckage of all of the starships, and it goes to a 3rd person view of the enterprise and all the debris floating around and bill says: "This is what space would look like if I were in charge of it." The way he says it is just brilliant.
"Kurk is ejected along with a dog-eared copy of Twilight." "Ah, they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful." LMMFAO I love Rifftrax's Twilight jokes.
"Well I'm glad we defeated that incredibly memorable villain. What was his name again?" It sucks that Eric Bana was arguably the biggest name in this cast, and not too many people even remember he was in this thing.
I watched this movie today and instead of being caught up in the wonderful story and special effects, I found myself laughing as I said the riffs. Darn you, Rifftrax! You ruin everything!!!!
I'm glad you're traveling through Michigan's upper peninsula. Please be sure to check out other destinations, such as the Soo Locks, the Pictured Rocks, and Fort Wilkins.
Best one from this go: Nero: "I'm not going to kill him. I'm gona make him watch!" Mike: "Every single episode of Joey...In a row!" Bill: "Captain! That's barbaric!" Mike: "Muhahahaha!"
@withthebirdillshare Technically speaking, Lightyear does refer to time and distance in unison, as it's Light's travel time to the location it is going.
@sweetrockchick i remember everytime Spock got angry, I went: "OH GOD NO! HE'S GONNA SLICE HIS HEAD OPEN!!"; or when Kirk "passed" the test: "You have an amazing ability. I must have it." while pointing my finger at Kirk's head.
Uh, yeah! Never before have I heard anything negative about the movie until I read that comment a week ago....same thing with the Star Wars prequels...I never realized people didn't like them until I was older :P
@dariendude17 i know! i saw that in another clip on here that had that. it was awesome. had some GREAT lines that arent on this one. "we shall now commence woofing on why you so ugly" i swear whem mike said that i almost fell out of my seat.
"What's it like not being able to feel anger?"
"I HATE IT!"
4:02
Nero: "Hi Chistopher."
Everyone: "Hi Nero."
The She-Hulk line is just classic.
"...and this flask,and this paddle game,thats all i need" Wow a The Jerk reference!
"scotty and his wife have wierd relationship"
Seriously, if I was directing Into Darkness, I would totaly make it official.
"Somewhere there's a Blue Man Group missing a couple of drummers."
"Spock."
"SPAAAAAAAAAAAHK"
Killed me I played it 3 times
"Grandma!"
"Go on witho-"
"Okay!"
XD
"Their faces don't look like our faces! Shoot them!"
Chekov: "If my calculations are correct, they are creating a singularity that will... consume the planet."
Spock: "The Romulans are turning Vulcan into Detroit?"
"Emotions run deep in our race."
"No they don't, GO TO HELL DAD!!"
"In space, no one can hear you break every law of physics"
Every time the Rifftrax guys do their Shatner "SPOOOOOOCK" I laugh a lot.
"Man, I'm sure glad we didn't run into any wolf things or hideous bug monsters!"
"Yeah, based on how quickly you ran into both of them initially, I assumed this planet was crawling with them!"
"Yeah, I know, right? But apparently not!"
Probably one of my favorite Rifftrax moments ever
"So, are we winning, or...?" My exact thought during almost any battle in the entire Star Trek franchise.
One of the BEST Rifftrax compilations I've seen. Awesome job :)
Along with a character resembling the Creature From The Black Lagoon, that looks like a Rondo Hatton mask that man is wearing in the bar scene.
Ayiia
Ayiia
Ayiia!!
Did you get that over there?
No....
Well, Ayiia!
"Kirk is betrayed by his natural oiliness."
"Hi Nero
Hi Nero
Hi Nero"
Blahahahaha, this is awesome
you left out my favourite bit. Where they drop out of warp into the wreckage of all of the starships, and it goes to a 3rd person view of the enterprise and all the debris floating around and bill says:
"This is what space would look like if I were in charge of it."
The way he says it is just brilliant.
scottie and his wife have a weird relationship
"It's all twitchy and confusing, it must be a Transformer."
I lol'd so much at that.
"He's going into labor!"
Slash fanfic writers: Hey, I just got an idea!
"Nice.." Nice.." Nice.." Noiceee" xD xD xD
"Kurk is ejected along with a dog-eared copy of Twilight." "Ah, they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful." LMMFAO I love Rifftrax's Twilight jokes.
"Not sure which one I'm jealous of."
and
"Their faces don't look like our faces! Shoot them!"
KILLED me. XD
4:29 The WILHELM Scream never gets old!
5:46. "Ah. Both *lucky* and *INCREDIBLY* unfortunate" LOL
“Spooooocccckkkkk”
“Sulu?”
“No has gone here before, permission to boldly go?”
"SHE HULK IS PLEASED!"
"Nice"
"Nice"
"NIYAYEECE"
That was my favorite joke.
"Well I'm glad we defeated that incredibly memorable villain. What was his name again?" It sucks that Eric Bana was arguably the biggest name in this cast, and not too many people even remember he was in this thing.
+Holly Huffstutler Who?
...WHAT thing?
Exactly. Nimoy is the only one that comes to my mind when thinking of this movie.
How many people are going to choke me today!?!?!?!
Those darn Porcupinians!
No one has gone here before. Permission to boldly go?
The Porcupinians are attacking, sir!
01:12 - After his death George Kirk ascended to Asgard and became Thor.
deturium, antimatter and now redbull WOW
"Yes, but we pronounce it--the FUTURE!!!"
"Nice"
"Nice"
Nieeeeeeouceeeeeeee"
LMFAO XD
"Is that a Tauntaun? You guys marooned me in the wrong franchise!!" Hehehehee...
What about Spock with his mom? "Quit trying to shoplift me." LOL.
"Are you done now?" "I LIKE MOTORCYCLES"
She Hulk is pleased.
I watched this movie today and instead of being caught up in the wonderful story and special effects, I found myself laughing as I said the riffs. Darn you, Rifftrax! You ruin everything!!!!
"I'm using every obligatory catchphrase I've GOT!"
I'm glad you're traveling through Michigan's upper peninsula. Please be sure to check out other destinations, such as the Soo Locks, the Pictured Rocks, and Fort Wilkins.
"Marooned in the wrong franchise" pretty much perfectly describes the Kelvin movies.
I've always loved Kevin Murphy's motorcycle sound effects.
Kevin's motorcycle bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"you'd think they would've fixed this problem after the horrible death of agustus floop" OMFG
*gloop
“I got a long-range sensor for ya baby” 😂
“Didn’t realize Wylie E. Coyote was on their jump team”
Best one from this go:
Nero: "I'm not going to kill him. I'm gona make him watch!"
Mike: "Every single episode of Joey...In a row!"
Bill: "Captain! That's barbaric!"
Mike: "Muhahahaha!"
NIYAIS!
Come on! You left out the best Riff: Funky Spock!
that was nothing short of excellence
Lol I still love this. I wish the other one was still up because you missed a couple of the ones I like. Especially the Funky Spock scene/song. c:
Could you imagine the jokes if this rifftrax came out after Thor?
My only regret is that I can only give one thumbs up!!!!
"Ah, we went to Detroit by accident!"
"GRANDMA!"
"Go on without m-"
"Okay"
@withthebirdillshare Technically speaking, Lightyear does refer to time and distance in unison, as it's Light's travel time to the location it is going.
"Nice"
"Nice
"Nice"
"NEYIEEEEEEECE"
Oh my god, I can't breathe.
@sweetrockchick i remember everytime Spock got angry, I went: "OH GOD NO! HE'S GONNA SLICE HIS HEAD OPEN!!"; or when Kirk "passed" the test: "You have an amazing ability. I must have it." while pointing my finger at Kirk's head.
"Kirk is ejected along with a copy of Twilight!"
"Ah they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful!"
LMFAO!!!! Greatest Twilight insult ever!!!
Thought 0.07 was a shaggy impression, then re-watched Aliens on tv last night. Its now even funnier than before XD
AYA! to you too, pal.
(that's my favourite part. Along with FIRE EVERYTHING!!!! But did you FIRE EVERYTHING?!)
The warp drive has been knocked out, ive never seen anything like it
"Also the soda machine on deck 6 wont give change!"
I totally lost it there.
HI NERO!
Great video, man. It almost *almost* makes this movie watchable.
Back streets back, alright right!
So if I understand their plan correctly it was: fall out of ship.
KungfuBetty69
You gave it a lot more thought than *they* did.
“Look, honey... there’s daddy at work”
“Quite Jetsonian”
“You guys marooned me in the wrong franchise you idiots”
That young gary busey line was harsh man.
lol DID YOU FIRE EVERYTHING YET? & Charlie the alien death machine, kill ya later! HEE HEE! ...omg. So fucking hilarious.
what the hell? is that a taun taun? you guys marooned me in the wrong franchise! priceless
"HI NERO"
Uh, yeah! Never before have I heard anything negative about the movie until I read that comment a week ago....same thing with the Star Wars prequels...I never realized people didn't like them until I was older :P
Fuelled by redbull
"I'm cathleen turner" BAHAHAHAHHAAHH XD XD XD XD DX DX DX DX DX
Why have I only found this now 😂
haha the jerk reference was great
You left out Funky Spock!
"He looks lot scarier then he is. These guys are the Romulan equivalent of mall security."
This actually made this big dollop of shit enjoyable. Rifftrax makes everything better.
"Hi Nero."
3:50
"Ahhh! We went to Detroit by accident."
"I dont know which one im jealous of" best ever
@StrongIntelligent Was dying laughing on that one.
"Why did Heroes suck so much after Season 1?"
"It's the vengeful laser ghost of Harvey Milk." lol
Love 'The Jerk' reference!
@Magnetrex
Nero: "and i have a problem letting go of the past"
"Twilight paper" good one.
"Think they'd fix this problem after the horrible death of augustus gloop." XD
@Magnetrex CHRISTOPHER YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!
#RiffTrax Turn a depressing day to a great day! Thanks#Rifftrax
4:04
Hi Nero! Best. Moment.Ever!
I just love the fact their enemy is an old emo prospector FROM THE FUTURE! (Seriously, thats a future mining vessel XD)
@dariendude17 i know! i saw that in another clip on here that had that. it was awesome. had some GREAT lines that arent on this one. "we shall now commence woofing on why you so ugly" i swear whem mike said that i almost fell out of my seat.
SHE HULK IS PLEASED!
the young Gary Busey cronicels. Classic MST3K humour.