I had a problem with that in the book too. there are only about, oh, thousands of wizards who aren't with the death eaters and have skills in dueling, so, what're you all doing folks? expeliarmus those bastards.
"You need to what you're up against! You need to be PREPARED!" "You need to OVERACT! You need to PUSH! THE LIMIT! OF HAMINESS!" Easily my favorite Rifftrax line
- "Hey where are all the monsters for the hedge maze scene, like in the book?" - "Well we couldn't afford them so we're just gonna have the plants come alive and drive them insane." - (In the corner, M. Night Shyamalan's ears perk up)
Haha he was a fun character, just on some janky episodes, dinosaurs in space and power of 3 are pretty meh I wish they put the bonus scene in the episode, where he gets a letter from Rory after they got stuck in the past from the angels, explaining what happened & having adopted a kid
The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse--Minor Vandalism. XDD Loved that! These guys are too much. I needed to laugh today too and these Rifftraxs usually do the trick. Thank you for uploading this!
"You need to overACT! You need to PUSH THE LIMITS OF HAMMINESS!" Considering how the character was presented in the books, this is more or less appropriate.
That is pretty good, but my favourite ones are still the Hitler references. There's something about that guy obviously and yet completely secretly being Hitler that just makes me laugh my ass off.
And Roger Lloyd-Pack (Barty Crouch Sr.) was John Lumic in Age of Steel and Rise of the Cybermen. The first thing I remember seeing Mark Williams in was Red Dwarf, where he played Olaf Petersen.
Tinkerbell's ALWAYS ready to kick some ass; it's just that no one can understand what she says and Peter Pan usually downplays her death threats when he translates.
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5:55-5:59 "You know the Prefect's bathroom on the 5th floor?" "That's where I took the girl you like last night." -Kevin 6:00-6:02 "Myrtle?" "Why aren't you in hell?" -Bill Oh thank you Lord for Rifftrax.
Harry: "Myrtle!"
Nelson: "why aren't you in Hell?"
I lost it with that.
AHS reference?
Bill Corbet actually said that.
"Hey, it's Doctor..."
"Who?"
"I'm trying to remember, give me a second."
"A boy has just been killed."
"I don't understand, children are NEVER endangered at Hogwarts!"
Malfoy: My father will hear about this.
"Yeah when he sees the headline "Douche humiliated."
Ha ha.
"Well looks like Curry's on the menu."
Had he been raised by Sirius that is definitely what would have happened.
''I will now fight the big lady to the death.''
I laughed way too hard at that...
Resident Evil 8 (Capcom; 2021)
"Only one person's ever survived it." "Keith Richards."
"And he's sitting in this classroom." "Yeah, nothing can kill you, Keith dude!"
@@kyon813 "How you doing over there?"
"The cannonball just killed 4 students"
"What House were they in?"
"Ravenclaw-"
"Eh, just throw a tarp over them"
Completely lost it there.
"Remember, your son's a bloodsucking demon, bye!"
I never get tired of that line.
"So the powerful wizarding world was powerless to fight five men?"
Yeah I had a problem with that too.
So many problems with that staging...
I had a problem with that in the book too. there are only about, oh, thousands of wizards who aren't with the death eaters and have skills in dueling, so, what're you all doing folks? expeliarmus those bastards.
Well let's not forget that in the books, the death eaters were holding muggle hostages in the air.
@@JaredsGaming and forcing a lady to have an up skirt as they laughed.
So they just all run and give up because six bad guys show up? Are we missing something?
I always felt really bad for Myrtle. She's stuck spending her afterlife in a bathroom.
Ghostwriter No worries; she could leave if she wanted to.
AmityRavenclawElf In the books, they say that the wizard government ordered her to stay in Hogwarts.
Ghostwriter But she can leave the *bathroom* . She was at Nick's death day party, remember?
AmityRavenclawElf Oh, right.
Now I just wonder why she doesn't do that more often.
She actually chose to
"That's right skanks! Soak it in, I call the shots now!" LMAO
"This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself."
"So?"
"So he's really proud of it. You should tell him it's good...He's old."
"Who you going with, then?"
"Hey you! Find me someone to go with!"
Rifftrax never fails to make me laugh.
Indian chicks-Hi, Harry.
Well, looks like curry's on the menu
"You saw your parents that night didn't you?"--'They yelled at me and told me to leave.'-And that's my cue to die.
"Alright, see you in the room we share." LMAO
"As of tonight..."
"He is our new furer!"
XD
Also, I love all the Doctor Who references XD
* fuhrer
"My father will hear about this!"
"Yeah, when he sees the headline douche humiliated"
"Ve must annex ze Sudetenland!"
"He is, as of tonight. . . OUR NEW FUHRER!"
*surprised laugh, followed by horrified hand-clamp of "Oh my god, I did not just laugh to that"*
*Robert Pattinson drops down*
"Ahh! Undead!"
"Quick, fall in love with it!"
AAAAHHHH! AAAHHHHH!
"Eat it, Pippi Longstocking" wayy beyond genius XDD
Pippi rules!
"Hey you, find me someone to go with!"
"Well, looks like curry's on the menu"
"Alright he's lonely, we get it. We don't need to see how he deals with it"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Potter! May I. Offer you...some pie!"
"Get to the CHOPPA!"
"There is no CHOPPA!"
"We're SCREWED!"
" We get it, he's lonely.We don't need to see him deal with it." xD That almost had me in tears.
"A safety measure failing at Hogwarts?! The wonders never cease!" LOL! I love HP but this is damn funny.
"You need to what you're up against! You need to be PREPARED!"
"You need to OVERACT! You need to PUSH! THE LIMIT! OF HAMINESS!"
Easily my favorite Rifftrax line
"I will now fight the big lady to the death!" Man, I want to see that!
"Ron I've been thinking what are the odds of you having a career once these movies are done?" Damn Kevin that just petty as hell XD!!!!!!
"Forget her Harry, she's mulch!"
"Ohh, looks like Curry's on the menu!"
I CHOKED.
It really isn't safe to drink while watching Rifftrax. xD
- "Hey where are all the monsters for the hedge maze scene, like in the book?"
- "Well we couldn't afford them so we're just gonna have the plants come alive and drive them insane."
- (In the corner, M. Night Shyamalan's ears perk up)
"You need to OVERACT! You need to PUSH THE LIMITS OF HAMMINESS!!!"
I warned you about enjoying things Neville!
also, can we get the wizarding equivalent of the fast and furious with Michelle Rodriguez?
"Sirius...?"
"Harry slowly reciting the Dark Knight script one word at a time..."
Oh man I love Riffttrax. xD
"The fifth horseman of the apocalypse: Minor vandalism" love that line.
"Old One Eye's behind you."
"Oh wait. That came out wrong."
"Baby Amanda Seyfried!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"You need to be PREPARED!"
"You need to OVERACT, YOU NEED TO PUSH THE LIMITS OF HAMLINESS!!"
"So tell me Harry ...Who you banging?" LMFAO Get's me every time...
"His Milkshake brings all the rats to the yard." Lol
"Wait, all he needs is a strand of hair!" 🤣
"Welcome my friends."
"Thought there'd be more of you but, ah..." Ha Ha
" Now that I've slightly changed where you are standing for no apparent reason."
Was that a Young Frankenstein reference with the lightning and horse whinny at the mention of a person's name? :)
+barbaro267 Yep.
I finally found out: the horses neighed because "blucher" is German for "glue".
yup
Diggin' that Escape From New York reference at 0:13
I burst into laughter with the "Myrtle? Why aren't you in hell?" bit. Then my family looked at me like I was crazy when I fell on the ground laughing
Even funnier is that Mark Williams actually DID later act on Doctor Who as Rory's Dad, Brian Williams.
Haha he was a fun character, just on some janky episodes, dinosaurs in space and power of 3 are pretty meh
I wish they put the bonus scene in the episode, where he gets a letter from Rory after they got stuck in the past from the angels, explaining what happened & having adopted a kid
"Geez, we get it, he's lonely. We don't need to see how he deals with it."
The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse--Minor Vandalism. XDD Loved that! These guys are too much. I needed to laugh today too and these Rifftraxs usually do the trick.
Thank you for uploading this!
"The collective wizarding world is powerless against six bad guys!"
I said the same thing in the theatre. XD
"Tinkerbells ready to kick some ass"
"You need to over act you need to push the limit of happness"
"Professor Sprout tells me you have an aptitude for HERBology ... if you know what I mean, dude! Four Twenty!" ROFL
"They're firing on us! Release the dragon!" XD
"We get it, he's lonely. We don't need to see how he deals with it"
LOL!!!
Mr. Potter has no choice. He is, as of tonight, OUR NEW FUHRER!
One of the truly great, surprisingly funny Rifftrax.
"Throw a tarp over 'em!"
"It puts the lotion on its skin!" haha love it
vy did I ever leave mein bunker?
"You need to overACT! You need to PUSH THE LIMITS OF HAMMINESS!"
Considering how the character was presented in the books, this is more or less appropriate.
"So tell me, Harry..."
"Who ya bangin'?"
This fucking killed me.
Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THISSSS!
Rifftrax: Yeah, when he sees the headline 'Douche-Humiliated'
HAHAHA!
"The goblet of fire institutes a binding magical contract" - "like the Munich Agreement"
The way he says 'looks like curry's on the menu' is absolutely epic!
Harry for Fuhrer 2016
XDD
#HarryPotterforFuhrer2016
He has my vote
I just called Satan Potato You guys picked the wrong dictator
The BEST Potter Rifftrax they've done.
Hagrid: I remeber meeting you all,
Bill: I was QUITE naked.
That line had me laughing for a while, totally unexpected.
I love the part with the leprechaun! Kevin just makes his dancing funny!
"I warned you about enjoying things Neville."
for the win.
5:00 best line!
lol I was just going to post this
CognizantCheddar ME too , dammit !!
Me too. These guys are good!
That is pretty good, but my favourite ones are still the Hitler references. There's something about that guy obviously and yet completely secretly being Hitler that just makes me laugh my ass off.
"Damnit he's lonely. Don't need to see how he deals with it!" XD
"Eh, dickweed... " it took me several times watching Before i realized that was Not Dumbledore actually saying that xD
Unmentioned line just before that one...."Oh no, he landed smack in the middle of an AARP meeting!"
"Who you banging?" LOL
“Mr potter has no choice, he is as of tonight.” “Our new Fuhrer”🤣🤣🤣
When the Doctor goes just a little nuttier than usual.
"Ah, undead! Quick, fall in love with it!"
And Roger Lloyd-Pack (Barty Crouch Sr.) was John Lumic in Age of Steel and Rise of the Cybermen.
The first thing I remember seeing Mark Williams in was Red Dwarf, where he played Olaf Petersen.
"Why aren't you in Hell?!"
Gets me every time XD
When the wandering in the woods "gangland execution" scene comes up I always think of "Miller's Crossing": "LOOK into your HARRRRT!"
I think that's what they were going for, personally. :)
“Your dramatically timed tea is ready”
"Uh, yeah, you killed a mermaid and the bullet lodged in Ron's thigh. Well done..."
The Cedric Diggory jokes made this Rifftrax most awesome
"Ah, the cannonball killed four students!" "What house were they in?" "Ravenclaw" "Eh, throw a tarp over 'em"
Tinkerbell's ALWAYS ready to kick some ass; it's just that no one can understand what she says and Peter Pan usually downplays her death threats when he translates.
"looks like curry's on the menu.." I can't not hear it now. every time i watch the movie.
nothin can kill you Keith dude hahaha.
aptitude for herbology whoo 420 man
this might be one of my favorites for sure
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"Who Harry? WHO??" "DOCTOR WHO"
CRYING OMG
"hmmmm looks like curry's on the menu" i totally wasnt expecting that line.
5:55-5:59
"You know the Prefect's bathroom on the 5th floor?"
"That's where I took the girl you like last night." -Kevin
6:00-6:02
"Myrtle?" "Why aren't you in hell?" -Bill
Oh thank you Lord for Rifftrax.
"Hey, it's Doctor... um..."
"Who"
"I'll try to remember. Give me a second." LOL!
Kat
1:48, Well looky there, it's the LATE Walder Frey
I love the Little mermaid reference at merfolk part, "Under the sea!"
oh my god at the young frankenstein reference!!! I officially love these guys
"We must annex the Sudetenland!"
I will annex the sudetenland!! like the munich agreement haha
This is so much better than the actual movie
The Barty Crouch as Hitler parts crack me up. I thought the same thing about him when i was a kid.
"Ah undead! Quick fall in love with it!"