Best of Rifftrax - Return of the King

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

Комментарии • 194

  • @jchip2828
    @jchip2828 11 лет назад +57

    "Did I mention the eternal Enya soundtrack?"
    "Hooray for Death!!!!"
    Just awesome!

  • @DrummerGrrrl
    @DrummerGrrrl 10 лет назад +42

    "Salted Pork! That was my nickname in college" LOL.

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 3 года назад +2

      My nickname was "The Meaning of Haste," but I'd rather not talk about it

  • @Sturmdude
    @Sturmdude 10 лет назад +56

    "SAM! NO! NOOOO! Oh good he's just helping him up." That was great.

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 5 лет назад +30

    Railings are _usually_ effective against falling deaths, but then Big McLargeHuge shows up and they go through the roof again...

  • @prkycck4445
    @prkycck4445 5 лет назад +32

    I love the fact some of these scenes in this movie were so emotional for me and actually.made me ball out crying when I first saw it, but when these guys make fun of those scenes, it makes me laugh, in a good way. I really like that.

  • @vm6817
    @vm6817 9 лет назад +38

    "Can't believe our horses joined Sauron...bastards!" XD

  • @NobleHam
    @NobleHam 2 года назад +16

    If Space Mutiny taught us anything, it's that railings do not in fact reduce falling deaths.

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 10 лет назад +37

    "Take her by the safest road." "Shut up, horse."

  • @calebswift8222
    @calebswift8222 9 лет назад +28

    "My Lords, the pizza has not come yet." LOLOLOLOLOLOL Literally spewed out my drink

  • @ParnormalStudios
    @ParnormalStudios 10 лет назад +51

    YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP FRODO!

  • @ckok7792
    @ckok7792 5 месяцев назад +1

    There are not many movies they have rifted in which i fond the riffing so hilarious yet when watching just the movie without them i am drawn to tears. I appreciate both of them.

  • @qmegamann
    @qmegamann 10 лет назад +30

    All the railings for Minas Tirith were mistakenly sent to the set of Space mutiny.

  • @adrianloveslucius
    @adrianloveslucius 9 лет назад +15

    "Slay all in your path!" And please convey my whispered commands to the thousands of others in our army. Lol! I thought that when I first saw this!

    • @MrKingYuji
      @MrKingYuji 9 лет назад +2

      What I thought was "do EXACTLY what you been doing the whole time"

  • @elizamaelundberg5575
    @elizamaelundberg5575 11 лет назад +30

    "So anything not a man could have taken him out? An ambitious ground squirrel? Zac Efron?"

  • @Mst3kfanatic1
    @Mst3kfanatic1 9 лет назад +50

    What's funny is that Kevin Murphy is a huge LOTR fan, so yeah they'll riff anything even movies they like, see it's all in good fun.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 3 года назад +5

      Cool, I never knew that.
      People these days need to learn to laugh and stop taking everything so seriously. It’s comedy, we’re all fair game. Life without laughter is no life at all. 🙂

    • @JPMadden
      @JPMadden 3 года назад +3

      So is Mike

    • @junglemoose2164
      @junglemoose2164 3 месяца назад

      ​@@JPMadden Really? That's disappointing a little.

  • @Freaksoftheinternet
    @Freaksoftheinternet 11 лет назад +21

    You had me on the floor laughing at sam dreaming of his potato song.

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 10 лет назад +30

    "I sure hope Chewie gets a medal this time..."

  • @TheIrish1991
    @TheIrish1991 11 лет назад +14

    "I believe its customary to TIP YOUR GUIDE!!" LMAOOOO!!!

  • @somanytakennames
    @somanytakennames 9 лет назад +18

    "Ambitious ground squirrel"
    Would have liked to have seen that

  • @jac0437
    @jac0437 11 лет назад +12

    "But we have many fine rugs for sale! At least look before you say no huh?!"

  • @sladebeefknuckle8615
    @sladebeefknuckle8615 9 лет назад +28

    "So did ya do him?"

  • @F1areon
    @F1areon 10 лет назад +8

    "Sweet mercy, it's the Brown Note! The fields run dark, but not with blood!"

  • @extraspooky819
    @extraspooky819 3 года назад +3

    "MY FAVORITE OFFICE CHARACTER IS DWIIIIGHT!" Im never gonna be able to watch that scene the same way ever again lmao

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 11 лет назад +8

    They did consider putting railings in Edoras, but unfortunately there was a mix-up with the delivery service and all their railings went somewhere called the "Southern Sun."

    • @clamstain
      @clamstain 10 лет назад +3

      Yeah, UPS says the package was signed for by someone named "Big McLargehuge."

  • @21melpomene
    @21melpomene 11 лет назад +16

    I laughed way too hard at the Matrix line...

  • @stagelinedpro
    @stagelinedpro 9 лет назад +7

    "You wanna get outta here little lady? Oh its you Gandalf".

  • @curranmckenzie9574
    @curranmckenzie9574 4 года назад +6

    From the ashes a fire shall be woken
    A light from the shadows shall spring
    Renewed shall be blade that was broken
    And I get a notion... to sing!!

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 5 лет назад +9

    "I am going to give you SUCH a pinch!"

  • @xx-zo9ew
    @xx-zo9ew 10 лет назад +12

    "cameraman sitting on his dryer while doing a load of towels" Lol

  • @amisenho
    @amisenho 10 лет назад +25

    I always lose it at the, "I believe it's customary to TIP YOUR GUIDE?!" line.

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAY
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAY 10 лет назад +28

    "I believe it's customary to tip your guide!!"
    :)

  • @jasonmullins7115
    @jasonmullins7115 11 лет назад +30

    Oh, Breaking Dawn, huh? It's even more offensive than Mein Kampf!!!

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 года назад +1

      It's funny cause it's true.

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b 3 года назад +4

    Watching for the pizza summons the pizza. It's basic pizza magic.

  • @ffnendhgrgd
    @ffnendhgrgd 4 года назад +5

    "Hey everybody. I just want to make it clear I'm not abandoning you. I'm merely going to call in an old marker and, fingers crossed, get us an indestructible army. I was going to just storm off but common sense told me that might give the wrong impression on the eve of battle. So I, Aragorn, decided to take about two minutes to explain the situation. Questions? Okay, see you soon. And again, definitely not abandoning you."

  • @Tigerkeeper818
    @Tigerkeeper818 4 года назад +4

    I absolutely lost it at "YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP FRODO!!!!!!"

  • @stvbrsn
    @stvbrsn 3 года назад +6

    “Yes, elves live thousands of years, but only because everything happens to them in ethereal slow motion.”
    Ok, that was good.

  • @JoshuaDHSW
    @JoshuaDHSW 2 месяца назад

    “I can look at the hell out of you” First time I heard that I died of laughter. Absolutely genius joke!

  • @davincent98
    @davincent98 11 лет назад +1

    Mr. Anderson, I would like to thank you for posting this.

  • @kateortlund112
    @kateortlund112 9 лет назад +6

    "my favorite office character is Dwight..." hahahahahahahahaha

  • @killbilly2012
    @killbilly2012 10 лет назад +8

    "I'm wise!"

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 3 года назад +2

    I *loved* this movie the first time I saw it in the theater, but even I was numb by the fifth ending scene and just wanted to go home.

  • @FunkySaurb456
    @FunkySaurb456 12 лет назад +5

    "YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE UP FRODO!!!"

  • @thereefshark
    @thereefshark 12 лет назад +6

    Yeah, but also realize these guys are huge on Lord of the Rings. They were making references to The Lord of the Rings all the way back in the Mystery Science Theater days. Even listening to their tracks on the movies they make jokes only people who've read Tolkien's work will get

  • @catsnsoof
    @catsnsoof Год назад +1

    my dad and i still quote “OH MY EYE”

  • @ecojosh1
    @ecojosh1 12 лет назад +4

    If you think this is bad, the book includes a subplot about Saruman conquering the Shire and the Hobbits having to retake it from him. If this was included in the movie, the ending would have been twenty minutes longer.

  • @RedTigerDragoon
    @RedTigerDragoon 11 лет назад +17

    I'm glad I read the comments first now I don't have to watch the video

  • @leahtheperson
    @leahtheperson 12 лет назад +5

    Smeagol Thomas Peterson you come out here right now!!!

  • @majorcolonel45
    @majorcolonel45 11 лет назад +4

    You're going to wake up frodo! Best part of the whole video

  • @CitizenKahne1992
    @CitizenKahne1992 12 лет назад +4

    "I believe it's customary to TIP YOUR GUIDE!!!!"

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d Год назад

    20 years later
    Rifftrax still brings the funny 😅

  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 11 лет назад +6

    Jersey Shore present day.
    How too true.

  • @Ben-wk4je
    @Ben-wk4je 9 лет назад +5

    "You shall not sing......"

  • @codyhayes400
    @codyhayes400 10 лет назад +2

    that was awsome way to end strong. i was rollin.

  • @kh-lux26
    @kh-lux26 9 лет назад +9

    "YOUR GOING TO WAKE UP FRODO!"

  • @GamePlayFuZion
    @GamePlayFuZion 7 месяцев назад

    "DONT drink all the beer" 😂

  • @0111ulquiorra
    @0111ulquiorra 11 лет назад +2

    Legolas loooooked sooooo hawt at the enddd!!!!!

  • @Nickoftime90
    @Nickoftime90 11 лет назад +2

    "oh let me crane my neck for a better view! Go to Hell Eifel Tower, it's a doorway!" lol

  • @Mikethetripp
    @Mikethetripp 11 лет назад +6

    OW, MY EYE!!

  • @walterkovacs4069
    @walterkovacs4069 10 лет назад +22

    What's that? Breaking Dawn.
    *Uuugghh!! This is more offensive than Mein Kampf!!!*
    God that was great.

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 2 года назад

    9:27 "He just watched the movie Grownups..."
    "What WAS that?!"

  • @davidmarquart3912
    @davidmarquart3912 2 месяца назад

    “Jersey shore. Present day.”
    Facts.

  • @yanelyantunez2786
    @yanelyantunez2786 2 года назад

    Một mái ấm thật hạnh phúc Chúc thầy ngày càng thành công Luôn theo dõi và ủng hộ thầy lộc ❤❤❤️

  • @KBBebop
    @KBBebop 11 лет назад +1

    "Weee, I'm Hans Gruber!!" LOLOLOL

  • @cavalierfan1995
    @cavalierfan1995 3 года назад +2

    THE BEACONS ARE LIT
    BUT IM DUNGEON MASTER
    THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH HAVE BEEN LIT
    I WAS ABOUT TO ROLL

  • @kevinhanson7867
    @kevinhanson7867 2 месяца назад

    "YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP FRODO!"
    "Ummmm, hi."
    "Those horse @%#$!"
    "OH MY EYE!"

  • @JervisGermane
    @JervisGermane 11 лет назад +8

    I always wondered about the pot humor in LotR. It was clearly tobacco in the books, so why did Peter Jackson want to suggest it wasn't?

    • @Perid0tStar
      @Perid0tStar 11 лет назад +4

      maybe he figured there would be an avalanche of jokes, /shrugged* and went with it? my best guess anyways

    • @deathbb703
      @deathbb703 10 лет назад +3

      more money in pot and he wanted the movie to attract the pot heads lol

    • @LargeMetallicFellow
      @LargeMetallicFellow 10 лет назад +1

      Samuel Scott
      Yeah, sounds like pot to me considering that is what it's called in the books.

    • @TimoFromNorway
      @TimoFromNorway 10 лет назад +7

      Liam Krauser Because The Lord of the Rings leaped into mass market popularity in the 1960s, its surge in popularity matched the surge in drug abuse among American and European teenagers and young adults. Hence, many people naturally associated Tolkien’s pipe-weed with marijuana but there is absolutely no connection. Tolkien never endorsed the drug sub-culture to my knowledge.

    • @LargeMetallicFellow
      @LargeMetallicFellow 10 лет назад

      Timo Jattu I'm sure he didn't, but weed is weed.

  • @Avery1125
    @Avery1125 11 лет назад +1

    Lost it at "That was my nickname in college!"

  • @allisonthecat
    @allisonthecat 11 лет назад +2

    "Well great movie but now it's finaly over, oh dear God!!!" Yep I think that sums up Lord of The Ring movies pretty damn well, lol.

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 12 лет назад +4

    2:09 "Don't worry about it." Is that a reference to "The Room"?

  • @RaptorofRex07
    @RaptorofRex07 3 года назад +1

    3:20 My next guess was the house of Vincent Price

  • @moonleafteaofthemonth
    @moonleafteaofthemonth 11 лет назад +2

    "I AM WISE!"

  • @ASMR147
    @ASMR147 11 лет назад +1

    "YOU'RE GONNA WAKE FRODO!"

  • @bopeep268
    @bopeep268 4 года назад

    1:15 hahahahahaha
    "Ah Ior, heh how you doin?"
    "Im Eowyn!"

  • @panzercreed3857
    @panzercreed3857 11 лет назад +2

    "OW MY EYE!"

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 11 лет назад +2

    "They did WHAAAAAT?"

  • @OuroborosChoked
    @OuroborosChoked 9 лет назад +5

    Déagol looks like Egoraptor.

  • @kaimln
    @kaimln Год назад +1

    I don't want to find out the meaning of haste"

  • @TheBritomart
    @TheBritomart 11 лет назад

    I LOVE these guys

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 2 года назад +1

    Got a question. Who uh.... whos been mowing all the grass in middle earth?Why are the pelanor fields as neatly manicured as a superbowl feild?! AND HOW?!

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 11 лет назад +2

    I am going to give you such a pinch!!

  • @shaybean54
    @shaybean54 11 лет назад +2

    I believe it is customary to tip your guide!!

  • @kyleking6930
    @kyleking6930 11 лет назад +1

    "Confetti pretty!"

  • @thesweetness9967
    @thesweetness9967 12 лет назад +2

    Actually there's room for a little more... the entire Silmarillion in fact. hahaha

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 11 лет назад

    What a story, Mark

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 2 года назад

    I love RiffTrax

  • @Warhammerdude980
    @Warhammerdude980 10 лет назад

    7:57 gets me rolfing every time

  • @DaveCave1999
    @DaveCave1999 12 лет назад

    Something happened while fishing! It's like that one time I watched soccer and someone scored a goal! 10 seconds in and I'm already dying!

  • @lordofthedrums93
    @lordofthedrums93 12 лет назад +1

    "OH, MERCY!"

  • @bopeep268
    @bopeep268 4 года назад

    3:15 Hahahah holy shit!
    "I've got 5 grand on Sauron so I'm cool either way!"

  • @tekhiun
    @tekhiun 11 лет назад

    "eragon what about a big smile for me ?"
    >|
    "there we go perfect" rofl

  • @deisirae8536
    @deisirae8536 11 лет назад

    i cant believe i only JUST discovered this

  • @beyonddisturbed
    @beyonddisturbed 11 лет назад +2

    I found a mitten with a hole in it

  • @jasonjayawardena8512
    @jasonjayawardena8512 4 года назад

    I BELIEVE IT IS CUSTOMARY TO TIP YOUR GUIDE!

  • @mr.peevyshow1914
    @mr.peevyshow1914 3 года назад

    When you can make fun of a great movie and it's ok, is a good sign you are on the right rifftrax.

  • @MichaelLeroi
    @MichaelLeroi 2 года назад

    "Except Jeff Dunham, I love puppet racism"

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 3 года назад

    "great movie but now finally ove-OH DEAR GOD!"
    Followed by 12 hours of credits.....

  • @jackbuchanan9085
    @jackbuchanan9085 12 лет назад +1

    "Rohan...has deserted us."
    THOSE HORSE FUCKERS!!!!!

  • @zbh9268
    @zbh9268 11 лет назад +4

    "Oh Mercy!" That Orc is Mr. Rogers? LOL

  • @AMERICASGLORY
    @AMERICASGLORY 11 лет назад

    YAY!!! lets all repeat everything we just heard in the video XD

  • @donalddewar1502
    @donalddewar1502 9 лет назад +1

    Laughed my ass off at 1:20