My favorites from RiffTrax - The Dark Knight

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @Larry6990
    @Larry6990 10 лет назад +120

    "You wanna know why I use a knife?"
    Mike: "Because soup tastes better when it's difficult!"

  • @megaCK1000
    @megaCK1000 10 лет назад +119

    "Foreshadowing penalty, clumsy sentence, seeding plot point, makes no sense, fifteen yards, repeat third down!"

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 6 лет назад +3

      That really was bad.

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, that was a trailer shot for sure.

  • @Si1entshad0w
    @Si1entshad0w 9 лет назад +35

    "People please! You're all going to be killed in an orderly fashion." All time favorite line!

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 9 лет назад +46

    "His chin ass is obscene!" Always been one of my faves, along with "Look, I know you're Batman, you don't have to do the Voice."

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 8 лет назад +22

      Mine was "Do you know why I use a knife?" "Cause soup tastes better when it's difficult."

  • @TheIrish1991
    @TheIrish1991 11 лет назад +66

    "I'm gonna buy the BIGGEST, FLOPPIEST shoes the world has EVER seen!" aaaaand there goes my water a lll over my bed

  • @sgnebmak
    @sgnebmak 11 лет назад +73

    "Now that all the important stuff is over, let's get involved!" - every police force in movies, ever

    • @galactic85
      @galactic85 2 года назад +1

      Also literally every cop In real life. Like...no one can know with certainty when and where a murder or any other crime will happen. The cops basically just wait for one to happen, show up to the scene and then maybe figure out who did it. (Emphasis on maybe.)

    • @stephensimington479
      @stephensimington479 2 года назад

      This is more relevant now with the Texas school shooting. Yikes 😳

  • @falariem
    @falariem 11 лет назад +24

    "People say I have a puckish sense of feistyness that's irresistible."
    That line gets me every time.

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d Год назад +4

    15 years later
    Rifftrax still makes the funny

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 7 лет назад +16

    "What the hell is that?"
    "It's a windshield, Bob!"
    That's right up there with the cat line from Chamber of Secrets.

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 9 лет назад +58

    "What kind of crazy director would make a movie where everything goes backwards?"

    • @guyvizard549
      @guyvizard549 4 года назад +6

      5 years before the release of Tenet. Well played.

    • @T-Dogg121
      @T-Dogg121 3 года назад +5

      @@guyvizard549 Memento

    • @guyvizard549
      @guyvizard549 3 года назад

      @@T-Dogg121 Ooops. Yeah. Thought that was Aranofsky for some reason.

  • @CJ_Rogue
    @CJ_Rogue 10 лет назад +43

    "yes let the murdering clown man talk" lol

  • @AdhamOhm
    @AdhamOhm 9 лет назад +55

    "With half the city feeding you sonar, you can image all of Gotham."
    "Got that, audience?!"

    • @G-ManXErlik
      @G-ManXErlik 4 года назад

      I read this comment as i watched that scene - what does that mean? Is it supposed to be a closed dirty joke?

    • @AdhamOhm
      @AdhamOhm 4 года назад +5

      @@G-ManXErlik They're making fun of the movie for explaining obvious stuff to the audience.
      Like it should be clear to anyone that Bruce set up a surveillance system, but they had Lucius explain what's going on to the viewers who aren't paying attention. This is known as "expositional dialogue" in the film industry.

  • @Boneworm852
    @Boneworm852 11 лет назад +22

    "They heard the real estate market's booming in Metropolis." Well, now that the city's a smoking crater, courtesy of Snyderman, there IS a lot of potential for development.

  • @hankjonesproject
    @hankjonesproject 12 лет назад +7

    It's crazy that these guys are still hilarious and I love this movie.

  • @johnwallace6432
    @johnwallace6432 10 лет назад +20

    "A quick Old Spice commercial, then back to the action." :D

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 11 лет назад +10

    Much needed humor for a really, really dark movie.

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAY
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAY 10 лет назад +26

    "Even Chris Farley wouldn't have fallen over that quickly"
    :)

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 9 лет назад +26

    3:36
    I am actually a Jehovah's Witness and I find this hilarious!

  • @clockwerk35
    @clockwerk35 10 лет назад +31

    "Da hell is that?"
    Its a windshield bob
    XD

  • @godsBane266
    @godsBane266 9 лет назад +16

    5:04 "You think he's wondering WHERE AM I!" LMFAO

  • @lordmegatron8515
    @lordmegatron8515 8 лет назад +18

    People say I have a puckish sense of feistiness that's irresistible.

  • @harrydrake4173
    @harrydrake4173 9 лет назад +42

    Beautiful, unethical... implausible.

    • @montyburns9991
      @montyburns9991 9 лет назад +4

      Harry Drake I think that's my fav line from this!

  • @Cloudrim
    @Cloudrim 12 лет назад +3

    This has to be one of my favourites. So good.

  • @Hollyberrystreats
    @Hollyberrystreats Год назад +4

    "Honor, respect!" "Clownlessness!'

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 9 лет назад +16

    2:42 President Ford doesn't need rescuing, he can do it himself!

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 9 лет назад +29

    4:29-4:35
    That voice is just flawless.

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 9 лет назад +2

      +TheAndrewj96 kinda, tbh he sounds more like Ray Winestone trying to do a Michael Cane voice

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 9 лет назад +18

      ***** The roite stewpid choyice.

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 года назад +1

      “Well, my lipstick bill is HUGE this month”

  • @BoosterSilver
    @BoosterSilver 9 лет назад +11

    damn it I love rifftrax

  • @CSXIV
    @CSXIV 8 лет назад +14

    10: 53: "Oh come on, what kind of crazy director would make a movie that would go backwards?"
    Screenplay by Jonathan Nolan and Christopher Nolan."

    • @MagnusvonYoshi
      @MagnusvonYoshi 8 лет назад +2

      Especially since The Dark Knight is his only movie that only went forwards.

  • @gunterdak
    @gunterdak 11 лет назад +10

    "What kind of crazy director would make a movie that went backwards?" lol I get it!

  • @jadegecko
    @jadegecko 11 лет назад +11

    I love how Mike's bat-voice sounds weirdly like Adam West.

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 11 лет назад +11

    "Hands up pretty boy."
    "Don't hate me... because I'm... BEAUTIFUL!"

  • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
    @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 12 лет назад +3

    That fifteen yard penalty floored me! lol

  • @OllyScarecrow
    @OllyScarecrow 9 лет назад +17

    "And his Chin of Gibraltar!"

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 8 лет назад +2

      His chin ass is obscene!

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 5 лет назад +9

    "You're unlikely to discover this for yourself, so..."
    "I'm a woman, Gordon."
    *Snort*

  • @aleksandryoung2213
    @aleksandryoung2213 9 лет назад +20

    "I'm gonna buy the Biggest, Floppiest shoes the world has ever seen! Ha ha ha!"

  • @ZombieChimpanzee
    @ZombieChimpanzee 8 лет назад +23

    "this is for Frank Miller and what you've done to his creation!"
    um, you mean Bob Kane?

    • @EpicMickey777
      @EpicMickey777 6 лет назад +11

      Carl Deaton and Bill Finger. Don't forget him.

    • @galactic85
      @galactic85 6 лет назад +13

      I think the joke was more supposed to be about a specific set of Batman fans who feel that Miller's work defined the character. Year One and The Dark Knight Returns are considered by many to be the two definitive Batman comics, both of which Miller wrote. In their view, Batman wouldn't be the character his is today without Frank Miller.

  • @heliogabalus227
    @heliogabalus227 12 лет назад +3

    Out of the gate funny! Mike Nelson and the team are epic. Comedy epics.

  • @textthing
    @textthing 11 лет назад +5

    My favourites are the "It burns" riff and "Leave half a good-looking corpse"...

  • @CometGuffaw
    @CometGuffaw 12 лет назад +2

    "GET OFF MY PLANE!"
    I can't wait for these guys to do Dark Knight Rises. They're going to have a blast with Bane's voice.

  • @Idontcareoline
    @Idontcareoline 11 лет назад +2

    *whistle* "For shadowing penalty, clumsy sentence, makes no sense, 15 yards, repeat third down."

  • @HubertHoratio
    @HubertHoratio 12 лет назад +3

    Great job by rifftrax to have made riffing such a good movie so funny

  • @OddOneOut665
    @OddOneOut665 12 лет назад +3

    "SOMEONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS!!!"
    "RAWR!"
    XDXDXD

  • @mchorn011
    @mchorn011 11 лет назад +7

    I'll take "Things that are only said in the movies" for 800, Alex.
    "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!"
    "GET OFF MY PLANE!"

  • @FantasticBlueGirl
    @FantasticBlueGirl 11 лет назад +5

    "Oh, come on. What kind of crazy director would make a movie that goes backwards?"
    It took me a minute to get, but then I was laughing hysterically.

  • @dsSLAY3R
    @dsSLAY3R 11 лет назад +2

    I've seen this entire Rifftrax several times, and every line still makes me giggle like an idiot.

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 9 лет назад +6

    Elton John was having half of a garage sale. LOL!

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 8 лет назад +6

    "If I get him to you, can you get him to talk?"
    "Eehhhhhh!"

  • @Mapmaker39
    @Mapmaker39 11 лет назад +2

    I love The Dark Knight, but I love how they are riffing it.

  • @Amber474
    @Amber474 11 лет назад +3

    That whistle blow at 1:31 caught me off guard, LOL.

  • @jakebryant3445
    @jakebryant3445 8 лет назад +28

    That can't be Two-Face, he looks nothing like Billy Dee Williams

  • @daxleachor3615
    @daxleachor3615 11 лет назад +1

    Best Rifftrax in my opinion

  • @iksarguards
    @iksarguards 9 лет назад +7

    Miss Cleo command you!

  • @GodKingReiss
    @GodKingReiss 12 лет назад +5

    "And that was the end of Batman, forever."
    "We're watching Batman Forever now?!"

  • @TAFARockWarrior97
    @TAFARockWarrior97 10 лет назад +22

    Joker: "Everything Burns..."
    Rifftrax Guys: "A common phrase uttered by anyone who's had sex with Paris Hilton."
    Me: Laughing so loud I nearly woke my roommate!

  • @leannewho664
    @leannewho664 8 лет назад +14

    Believe me, Frank "Goddamn Batman out of my way sperm bank this is Sparta" Miller deserves FAR worse.

  • @PoshBuckler
    @PoshBuckler 12 лет назад +2

    "Don't HATE me because I'm BEAUTIFUL!" I need to start using that more often.

  • @clockwerk35
    @clockwerk35 11 лет назад +4

    "I'm going to buy the biggest and loftiest shoes the world has ever seen"

  • @godzillasaurbuttersworth3176
    @godzillasaurbuttersworth3176 10 лет назад +14

    I think Frank Miller's reputation has suffered enough

  • @charlesdcw1990
    @charlesdcw1990 11 лет назад +5

    WACK "Gimme back my SON!!!" WHAAACK "Get off my PLANE!!!"

  • @patrickruth153
    @patrickruth153 11 лет назад +5

    "mine did it's not funny." NO IT'S HILARIOUS!!!

  • @MiriOhki
    @MiriOhki 12 лет назад +3

    "You wanna know why I use a knife?"
    "'Cause soup tastes better when it's difficult.'

  • @JacksonJinn
    @JacksonJinn 11 лет назад +5

    "So, why are these people leaving Gotham?"
    "They heard the real estate market's booming in Metropolis."
    Flash forward to Man Of Steel... ...Yeah, I'd buy that.

  • @zbh9268
    @zbh9268 11 лет назад +9

    "Cause soup tastes better when it's difficult." LOL
    "I've been told someone needs a sponge bath." WTF? o_O

  • @MatiPryjomko
    @MatiPryjomko 11 лет назад +3

    First three seconds of the video already made me explode with laughter.

  • @jesteroffire
    @jesteroffire 12 лет назад +4

    5:20 to 5:25 cracks me up every. single. time.

  • @paulmajano
    @paulmajano 9 лет назад +8

    Rawr!

  • @greymajickjedi
    @greymajickjedi 11 лет назад +4

    So does the fact that RiffTrax exists INCREASE or DECREASE my chances of being the latest experiment test subject on Mystery Science Theater's next incarnation?? o.o

  • @killbilly2012
    @killbilly2012 10 лет назад +4

    as a Ron Paul supporter, i had to "appreciate" the reference to we supporters, "he worked for Ron Paul".....

  • @brucewayne79
    @brucewayne79 10 лет назад +12

    What I took from this? Chin butt.

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 12 лет назад +2

    If only they could make a DVD that had the Riff Track included as a special commentary. My Riffplayer doesn't work, and I have to use RealPlayer AND WMP to hear this Riff. But it's still worth all the trouble.

  • @Handlethis81637
    @Handlethis81637 11 лет назад +2

    Nice Memento reference at the end.

  • @HUSoldier66
    @HUSoldier66 12 лет назад +3

    "What kind of director would make a movie that went backwards?"
    Took me a minute to remember what else Christopher Nolan directed

  • @Guigley
    @Guigley 12 лет назад +2

    "Holy mother of unintentional comedy!"

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 12 лет назад +2

    "you guys wanna go to Shakey's?"
    too soon...

  • @whoohaaXL
    @whoohaaXL 7 месяцев назад

    "Chin of Gibraltar" and "Escorting Eric Roberts off the set" are some of the best!

  • @oliviuhh99
    @oliviuhh99 11 лет назад +4

    "Do you think Batman ever has to use OnStar and ask, 'WHERE ARE THEY?!?!'"

  • @RaoulDuke77
    @RaoulDuke77 12 лет назад +2

    "His chin ass is obscene!" I lost it right there

  • @donalddewar1502
    @donalddewar1502 9 лет назад +6

    I'm Batterson J. Manford III, okay?

  • @artfan101
    @artfan101 9 лет назад +2

    the paris hilton line had me spitting milk out my nose.

  • @ArodWingfoot
    @ArodWingfoot 11 лет назад +4

    You think he is wondering "WHERE AM I?"

  • @BelatedCommiseration
    @BelatedCommiseration 11 лет назад +2

    I think I was lucky to grow up with both! The campy Batman and the dark Batman. Both were equally valid in my view and I agree that silver age Batman has his place. I have to say I prefer the darker edge on the character because I feel thats what Golden age Batman was, but I enjoy the campy spin on the character. People moan about Schmaucher but I liked Batman Forever because I saw it as a nod to the silver age after the dark post Miller Batman. Batman and Robin has no defence though

  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 12 лет назад

    Can't wait for the The Dark Knight Rises Rifftrax.

  • @Wintermute01001
    @Wintermute01001 9 лет назад +9

    7:24 Until Man of Steel came out.

  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie 12 лет назад +1

    Or as I call it "The Battle of the Silly Voices".
    CHRIS NOLAN: "Alright Tom, I want you to make Bane sound like Sean Connery trapped down a well."

  • @johnnyskinwalker4095
    @johnnyskinwalker4095 8 лет назад +6

    Gotta think Joker was the one who cut Eckhart's chin

  • @batmous
    @batmous 12 лет назад +1

    "Give us all your money and all OUR money you got from the bailout!" Classic

  • @caelum9
    @caelum9 Год назад +1

    "ish dish a long storeh?"

  • @trapadoored
    @trapadoored 11 лет назад +2

    I forgive Clooney for the film though, because I love his freakin' character in "From Dusk Till Dawn" so much that I'll let him get away with a lot. And I used to work at a dairy queen so with the ice-theme, Arnold's puns came in handy at work for me and a friend of mine.
    You OWE it to yourself to see the Timm era -at least Justice League the series-Justice League Unlimited. The characters all cross over- the very last season centers on Luthor he even ends up leading a new Legion of Doom!

  • @mikesworld6064
    @mikesworld6064 6 лет назад +1

    10:15 "No, no, it's okay. Be calm my friend. We already have three gullible schmucks to watch that trainwreck for us!"

  • @SuperFlyinPwrs
    @SuperFlyinPwrs 12 лет назад +1

    Bill: "They put the title in at the end. It's like the whole movie was backwards." Kevin: "Oh come on what kind of crazy director would make a movie that was backwards."

  • @EmilyGloeggler7984
    @EmilyGloeggler7984 2 года назад +1

    Eat me, PETA!!!

  • @KyleNorty
    @KyleNorty 12 лет назад +1

    Yes thank you, I thought I was the only one who thought it was weird that they let the joker continue after killing the man with a pencil.

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol 11 лет назад +3

    Looks like Harvey Dent could use a pair of classy and discrete chinderwear

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 5 лет назад

      Good callback, bru

    • @mantislake4141
      @mantislake4141 4 года назад

      He might want to avoid the "Italian Bunhugger" style

  • @40thCapeRifles
    @40thCapeRifles 12 лет назад +1

    "Steve called you Donkey Nuts..." LOL

  • @markzilla6895
    @markzilla6895 12 лет назад +1

    You know he's proabably going" WHERE AM I?!"

  • @tuschman168
    @tuschman168 12 лет назад +2

    6:40 Ouch, that really would be painful. Alcohol on that kind of wounds!? And I cringe when I use aftershave.

  • @Matthewman7
    @Matthewman7 12 лет назад

    Christopher Nolan, the director of The Dark Knight, also directed the film Memento, which is played backwards.

  • @Igarappappa
    @Igarappappa 12 лет назад

    Hearing them riffing on Bane is gonna be tons of fun. XD

  • @spoonshiro
    @spoonshiro 4 месяца назад

    "And there you have it folks, the best movie EVER! Go to hell, Citizen Kane!"
    "Suck it, Godfather!"

  • @suzycreamcheesez4371
    @suzycreamcheesez4371 11 лет назад +5

    still miss Heath