Also literally every cop In real life. Like...no one can know with certainty when and where a murder or any other crime will happen. The cops basically just wait for one to happen, show up to the scene and then maybe figure out who did it. (Emphasis on maybe.)
@@G-ManXErlik They're making fun of the movie for explaining obvious stuff to the audience. Like it should be clear to anyone that Bruce set up a surveillance system, but they had Lucius explain what's going on to the viewers who aren't paying attention. This is known as "expositional dialogue" in the film industry.
"They heard the real estate market's booming in Metropolis." Well, now that the city's a smoking crater, courtesy of Snyderman, there IS a lot of potential for development.
I think the joke was more supposed to be about a specific set of Batman fans who feel that Miller's work defined the character. Year One and The Dark Knight Returns are considered by many to be the two definitive Batman comics, both of which Miller wrote. In their view, Batman wouldn't be the character his is today without Frank Miller.
Joker: "Everything Burns..." Rifftrax Guys: "A common phrase uttered by anyone who's had sex with Paris Hilton." Me: Laughing so loud I nearly woke my roommate!
"So, why are these people leaving Gotham?" "They heard the real estate market's booming in Metropolis." Flash forward to Man Of Steel... ...Yeah, I'd buy that.
So does the fact that RiffTrax exists INCREASE or DECREASE my chances of being the latest experiment test subject on Mystery Science Theater's next incarnation?? o.o
If only they could make a DVD that had the Riff Track included as a special commentary. My Riffplayer doesn't work, and I have to use RealPlayer AND WMP to hear this Riff. But it's still worth all the trouble.
I think I was lucky to grow up with both! The campy Batman and the dark Batman. Both were equally valid in my view and I agree that silver age Batman has his place. I have to say I prefer the darker edge on the character because I feel thats what Golden age Batman was, but I enjoy the campy spin on the character. People moan about Schmaucher but I liked Batman Forever because I saw it as a nod to the silver age after the dark post Miller Batman. Batman and Robin has no defence though
I forgive Clooney for the film though, because I love his freakin' character in "From Dusk Till Dawn" so much that I'll let him get away with a lot. And I used to work at a dairy queen so with the ice-theme, Arnold's puns came in handy at work for me and a friend of mine. You OWE it to yourself to see the Timm era -at least Justice League the series-Justice League Unlimited. The characters all cross over- the very last season centers on Luthor he even ends up leading a new Legion of Doom!
Bill: "They put the title in at the end. It's like the whole movie was backwards." Kevin: "Oh come on what kind of crazy director would make a movie that was backwards."
"You wanna know why I use a knife?"
Mike: "Because soup tastes better when it's difficult!"
"Foreshadowing penalty, clumsy sentence, seeding plot point, makes no sense, fifteen yards, repeat third down!"
That really was bad.
Yeah, that was a trailer shot for sure.
"People please! You're all going to be killed in an orderly fashion." All time favorite line!
"His chin ass is obscene!" Always been one of my faves, along with "Look, I know you're Batman, you don't have to do the Voice."
Mine was "Do you know why I use a knife?" "Cause soup tastes better when it's difficult."
"I'm gonna buy the BIGGEST, FLOPPIEST shoes the world has EVER seen!" aaaaand there goes my water a lll over my bed
"Now that all the important stuff is over, let's get involved!" - every police force in movies, ever
Also literally every cop In real life. Like...no one can know with certainty when and where a murder or any other crime will happen. The cops basically just wait for one to happen, show up to the scene and then maybe figure out who did it. (Emphasis on maybe.)
This is more relevant now with the Texas school shooting. Yikes 😳
"People say I have a puckish sense of feistyness that's irresistible."
That line gets me every time.
15 years later
Rifftrax still makes the funny
"What the hell is that?"
"It's a windshield, Bob!"
That's right up there with the cat line from Chamber of Secrets.
"What kind of crazy director would make a movie where everything goes backwards?"
5 years before the release of Tenet. Well played.
@@guyvizard549 Memento
@@T-Dogg121 Ooops. Yeah. Thought that was Aranofsky for some reason.
"yes let the murdering clown man talk" lol
"With half the city feeding you sonar, you can image all of Gotham."
"Got that, audience?!"
I read this comment as i watched that scene - what does that mean? Is it supposed to be a closed dirty joke?
@@G-ManXErlik They're making fun of the movie for explaining obvious stuff to the audience.
Like it should be clear to anyone that Bruce set up a surveillance system, but they had Lucius explain what's going on to the viewers who aren't paying attention. This is known as "expositional dialogue" in the film industry.
"They heard the real estate market's booming in Metropolis." Well, now that the city's a smoking crater, courtesy of Snyderman, there IS a lot of potential for development.
It's crazy that these guys are still hilarious and I love this movie.
"A quick Old Spice commercial, then back to the action." :D
Much needed humor for a really, really dark movie.
"Even Chris Farley wouldn't have fallen over that quickly"
:)
3:36
I am actually a Jehovah's Witness and I find this hilarious!
"Da hell is that?"
Its a windshield bob
XD
5:04 "You think he's wondering WHERE AM I!" LMFAO
People say I have a puckish sense of feistiness that's irresistible.
Beautiful, unethical... implausible.
Harry Drake I think that's my fav line from this!
This has to be one of my favourites. So good.
"Honor, respect!" "Clownlessness!'
2:42 President Ford doesn't need rescuing, he can do it himself!
4:29-4:35
That voice is just flawless.
+TheAndrewj96 kinda, tbh he sounds more like Ray Winestone trying to do a Michael Cane voice
***** The roite stewpid choyice.
“Well, my lipstick bill is HUGE this month”
damn it I love rifftrax
10: 53: "Oh come on, what kind of crazy director would make a movie that would go backwards?"
Screenplay by Jonathan Nolan and Christopher Nolan."
Especially since The Dark Knight is his only movie that only went forwards.
"What kind of crazy director would make a movie that went backwards?" lol I get it!
I love how Mike's bat-voice sounds weirdly like Adam West.
"Hands up pretty boy."
"Don't hate me... because I'm... BEAUTIFUL!"
😂😂😂
That fifteen yard penalty floored me! lol
"And his Chin of Gibraltar!"
His chin ass is obscene!
"You're unlikely to discover this for yourself, so..."
"I'm a woman, Gordon."
*Snort*
"I'm gonna buy the Biggest, Floppiest shoes the world has ever seen! Ha ha ha!"
"this is for Frank Miller and what you've done to his creation!"
um, you mean Bob Kane?
Carl Deaton and Bill Finger. Don't forget him.
I think the joke was more supposed to be about a specific set of Batman fans who feel that Miller's work defined the character. Year One and The Dark Knight Returns are considered by many to be the two definitive Batman comics, both of which Miller wrote. In their view, Batman wouldn't be the character his is today without Frank Miller.
Out of the gate funny! Mike Nelson and the team are epic. Comedy epics.
My favourites are the "It burns" riff and "Leave half a good-looking corpse"...
"GET OFF MY PLANE!"
I can't wait for these guys to do Dark Knight Rises. They're going to have a blast with Bane's voice.
*whistle* "For shadowing penalty, clumsy sentence, makes no sense, 15 yards, repeat third down."
Great job by rifftrax to have made riffing such a good movie so funny
"SOMEONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS!!!"
"RAWR!"
XDXDXD
I'll take "Things that are only said in the movies" for 800, Alex.
"GIVE ME BACK MY SON!"
"GET OFF MY PLANE!"
"Oh, come on. What kind of crazy director would make a movie that goes backwards?"
It took me a minute to get, but then I was laughing hysterically.
I've seen this entire Rifftrax several times, and every line still makes me giggle like an idiot.
Elton John was having half of a garage sale. LOL!
"If I get him to you, can you get him to talk?"
"Eehhhhhh!"
I love The Dark Knight, but I love how they are riffing it.
That whistle blow at 1:31 caught me off guard, LOL.
That can't be Two-Face, he looks nothing like Billy Dee Williams
...Tommy Lee Jones?
@@elafimilo8199 Nope. Neither of his faces look like him either.
Best Rifftrax in my opinion
Miss Cleo command you!
"And that was the end of Batman, forever."
"We're watching Batman Forever now?!"
Joker: "Everything Burns..."
Rifftrax Guys: "A common phrase uttered by anyone who's had sex with Paris Hilton."
Me: Laughing so loud I nearly woke my roommate!
Believe me, Frank "Goddamn Batman out of my way sperm bank this is Sparta" Miller deserves FAR worse.
"Don't HATE me because I'm BEAUTIFUL!" I need to start using that more often.
"I'm going to buy the biggest and loftiest shoes the world has ever seen"
I think Frank Miller's reputation has suffered enough
By his own hands
WACK "Gimme back my SON!!!" WHAAACK "Get off my PLANE!!!"
"mine did it's not funny." NO IT'S HILARIOUS!!!
"You wanna know why I use a knife?"
"'Cause soup tastes better when it's difficult.'
"So, why are these people leaving Gotham?"
"They heard the real estate market's booming in Metropolis."
Flash forward to Man Of Steel... ...Yeah, I'd buy that.
"Cause soup tastes better when it's difficult." LOL
"I've been told someone needs a sponge bath." WTF? o_O
First three seconds of the video already made me explode with laughter.
5:20 to 5:25 cracks me up every. single. time.
Rawr!
So does the fact that RiffTrax exists INCREASE or DECREASE my chances of being the latest experiment test subject on Mystery Science Theater's next incarnation?? o.o
as a Ron Paul supporter, i had to "appreciate" the reference to we supporters, "he worked for Ron Paul".....
What I took from this? Chin butt.
If only they could make a DVD that had the Riff Track included as a special commentary. My Riffplayer doesn't work, and I have to use RealPlayer AND WMP to hear this Riff. But it's still worth all the trouble.
Nice Memento reference at the end.
"What kind of director would make a movie that went backwards?"
Took me a minute to remember what else Christopher Nolan directed
"Holy mother of unintentional comedy!"
"you guys wanna go to Shakey's?"
too soon...
"Chin of Gibraltar" and "Escorting Eric Roberts off the set" are some of the best!
"Do you think Batman ever has to use OnStar and ask, 'WHERE ARE THEY?!?!'"
"His chin ass is obscene!" I lost it right there
I'm Batterson J. Manford III, okay?
the paris hilton line had me spitting milk out my nose.
You think he is wondering "WHERE AM I?"
I think I was lucky to grow up with both! The campy Batman and the dark Batman. Both were equally valid in my view and I agree that silver age Batman has his place. I have to say I prefer the darker edge on the character because I feel thats what Golden age Batman was, but I enjoy the campy spin on the character. People moan about Schmaucher but I liked Batman Forever because I saw it as a nod to the silver age after the dark post Miller Batman. Batman and Robin has no defence though
Can't wait for the The Dark Knight Rises Rifftrax.
7:24 Until Man of Steel came out.
Or as I call it "The Battle of the Silly Voices".
CHRIS NOLAN: "Alright Tom, I want you to make Bane sound like Sean Connery trapped down a well."
Gotta think Joker was the one who cut Eckhart's chin
"Give us all your money and all OUR money you got from the bailout!" Classic
"ish dish a long storeh?"
I forgive Clooney for the film though, because I love his freakin' character in "From Dusk Till Dawn" so much that I'll let him get away with a lot. And I used to work at a dairy queen so with the ice-theme, Arnold's puns came in handy at work for me and a friend of mine.
You OWE it to yourself to see the Timm era -at least Justice League the series-Justice League Unlimited. The characters all cross over- the very last season centers on Luthor he even ends up leading a new Legion of Doom!
10:15 "No, no, it's okay. Be calm my friend. We already have three gullible schmucks to watch that trainwreck for us!"
Bill: "They put the title in at the end. It's like the whole movie was backwards." Kevin: "Oh come on what kind of crazy director would make a movie that was backwards."
Eat me, PETA!!!
Yes thank you, I thought I was the only one who thought it was weird that they let the joker continue after killing the man with a pencil.
Looks like Harvey Dent could use a pair of classy and discrete chinderwear
Good callback, bru
He might want to avoid the "Italian Bunhugger" style
"Steve called you Donkey Nuts..." LOL
You know he's proabably going" WHERE AM I?!"
6:40 Ouch, that really would be painful. Alcohol on that kind of wounds!? And I cringe when I use aftershave.
Christopher Nolan, the director of The Dark Knight, also directed the film Memento, which is played backwards.
Hearing them riffing on Bane is gonna be tons of fun. XD
"And there you have it folks, the best movie EVER! Go to hell, Citizen Kane!"
"Suck it, Godfather!"
still miss Heath