I'm getting too old for this ship. Disclaimer: Do not own the Star Trek franchise nor the fantastic commentary by the Rifftrax crew of Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett.
"Limited atmosphere, dominated by craylon gas, sand and high-velocity winds. Incapable of supporting life forms." "So, like Minnesota, then?" Knowing where this all started, the Minnesota references are always hilarious.
When my boyfriend and I saw "Into Darkness" in the movie theater, during the dramatic death scene involving Kirk sacrificing himself for the Enterprise and Spock screaming "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!", my boyfriend and I completely lost it and laughed hysterical. This riffing is brilliant!!!
"Shields would be useless." "Speaking of useless, what do the other ten guys in Khans control room do?!" Laughed my ass off. I would love to hear this kind of dialogue used in a actual movie, like a henchman of the films bad guy making sarcastic comments.
Love it - the Miranda class is the Yugo of Starfleet. Funny thing is they still use them during the Dominion War, and they are ALWAYS the first ships to get taken out. Being assigned to a Miranda class = Starfleet's kiss of death.
"Figures Chekov gets to drive the Hugo of spaceships." "Well if lifting him six inches off the ground won't get him to confess, I give up." "He's CSI Miaming!" "80's white guys assemble!" "You'd think the grate-lifting process would be automated by the 24th century." "10 Starfleet cadets and one member of Vampire Weekend." "Galactus now announces his presence by blowing huge smoke rings."
**gasp** "A guy we haven't seen before?" It's funny when you remember that Chekov wasn't part of the Original Series cast when the original Khan episode came out.
"Excuse me is this the Kennebunkport Yacht Club?" As someone who used to live in southern Maine near Kennebunkport i found that riff particularly amusing.
"I spit my last breath at thee!" -That quote somehow becomes hilarious when it`s said by someone with 80`s spandex hair band hair & Anna Nichole Smith cleavage. These films took pompousness to where no man had too boldly gone before.
You know I've seen this movie plenty of times - both normally and riffed - and it just now occurred to me that right off the bat we're supposed to believe that *a planet exploded* and no one even thinks to ask why. It's like that just happens from time to time in Star Trek. Which I'll grant you it does, but normally they at least pretend to care how and why.
Can't wait to see them do Star trek III: The Search for Spock on Genesis to take him back to Vulcan so that an ancient ritual can possibly be re-created to the point where spock and Bones can be two separate people again and then have to go back to Earth where they end up needing Doc Brown's Kia with a Flux Capacitor to find some Whales in the 20th century San Francisco to save the Earth from a giant Spray can and get a new Enterprise.
I probably watched ST:TWOK every day of my childhood. Thanks for bringing it back and adding some new crap to make it new and exciting in a way George Lucas and his Star Wars Special Editions never could.
for some reason I come back to this video for "get your coat we're going to Fudruckers!" makes me laugh every time. i don't understand i chuckle every time. 😂
7:00 Me when I'm about to push play on an Adam Sandler movie 7:05 Me two minutes into an Adam Sandler movie 7:10 Aaaaaand three minutes into an Adam Sandler movie. Two and a half if it's Billy Madison
7:00 Looks like me when I’m about to hit play on a Michael Bay movie 7:04 And that’s me two minutes into a Michael Bay movie 7:08 Aaaand three minutes into a Michael Bay movie, two and a half if it’s Transformers
7:00 Me when I'm about to push play on a Star Wars prequel. 7:05 Me two minutes into a Star Wars prequel. 7:10 Aaaaand three minutes into a Star Wars prequel. Two-and-a-half if it's The Phantom Menace.
Vader the White I rewatched the movies. Gotta say. I did like the first one (No. I don't care about Binks), but the second one was quite...boring, and Anakin. Ugh. Should've revised his character. They had potential with the Clones as that was awesome when they arrived, but it was too little, too late. It's always the second one of nearly everything, isn't it? As for the third, well, it has it's moments, such as Darth Vader yelling 'Do not want' at the end. So emotionally uprising.
The actors in the prequels are all solid actors, even Christenson if you look at his older work, it's just lucas is a horrible director that tries to micro manage every line and writes shitty dialogue, used poor structure & didn't have things flow well. he treats actors like cg characters giving them no breathing room to give life to the characters. But honestly if you aren't cynical you can definitely just enjoy them for what they are, the originals aren't exactly pinnacles of acting or pacing, they have cheesy stuff too.
"sexting hot Ferengi teenagers" If you're a Star Trek fan, that line is both hilarious and horrifying. If you're not a Trek fan, go do a Google Image search for Ferengi. You'll thank me (in between the shuddering, vomiting, and weeping.)
Pretty much the whole point of the movie. Kirk is so arrogant he wouldn't even bother to check on an exiled clone warlord every few years. He either completely forgot about Khan or just assumed everything would work out for the his merry gang of bloodthirsty clone warriors.
Why doesn't ship-to-ship combat ever cause two starcrossed lovers (like DS9's Dax and Bashir) to fall into each other's arms? Why isn't modern Trek exploring new-old tropes like that instead of retconning their way through their past?
I don't know why no one brings this up but logically if they thought they were on Seti Alpha Six, shouldn't there be five planets between them and the sun? If that planet exploded, which is also ridiculous, then there would be one less planet. So not only did they think five was six, six is now gone. So there's one less planet in the system and five is still the fifth planet out. Pretty big things not to notice. Did no one run a basic scan? And how did no one notice a planet exploding?
"The scientists have ALWAYS been pawns of the military!"
"Remember when they turned Steven Hawking into a tank?"
That's a gold riff.
"Put your coat on, I'm taking you to *Fudruckers*" Hahaha.
"Limited atmosphere, dominated by craylon gas, sand and high-velocity winds. Incapable of supporting life forms."
"So, like Minnesota, then?"
Knowing where this all started, the Minnesota references are always hilarious.
"My microwave beefaroni!!" As the console explodes will always be my favourite riff.
I love how Kevin Murphy cracks up at some of the riffs here and in other Rifftrax they do. Especially the Sulu bits in this one.
"You guys really should keep better track of where you leave your evil warlords." Damn good point actually.
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When my boyfriend and I saw "Into Darkness" in the movie theater, during the dramatic death scene involving Kirk sacrificing himself for the Enterprise and Spock screaming "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!", my boyfriend and I completely lost it and laughed hysterical.
This riffing is brilliant!!!
MST 3000 and Rifftrax forever skew how you view anything.
Between MST3K and the Rocky Horror Picture Show my friends and I couldn't go to a movie without cutting up on it.
That scene alone ruined the entire movie
@SgtBaker16 Um...No, I meant boyfriend. And that comment was six years ago. That would be ex-boyfriend now (broke up with him over 5 years ago).
"The needs of the many out way the needs of the few, or the one.""You always were a commy Spock."
"All right, shoot this Red bastard out the airlock!"
Great line
9:50
"Grandma! You tried to use the toaster again"
Grandma: *laughing evilly*
"Shields would be useless." "Speaking of useless, what do the other ten guys in Khans control room do?!" Laughed my ass off. I would love to hear this kind of dialogue used in a actual movie, like a henchman of the films bad guy making sarcastic comments.
"Estimating Nebula penetration in 2.2 minutes."
*Shouldn't we buy it a drink first?*
This riff disproves Motzart's statement that you cannot improve upon perfection
"Sniffing my glove helps calm me down **sniff** thank you glove" XD I died
"I'm talking quietly 'cause I'm dead..." RIP, Mr. Spock....
"I'm getting to old for this ship."
*golf clap*
"Can we borrow a cup of anti-matter" lol
"Sir, our shields are dropping!"
"Raise Them!"
"I can't!"
"IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" XD LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Sir, our shields are dropping. And Leon's getting lar-ger! (airplane or flying high reference there)
Airplane!
I totaly would have said in a riff. When bones says "hes not realy dead" i would have chimed in "hes still waiting for us at fudruckers" lmao
Scotty: "I got _hungry_".
Love it - the Miranda class is the Yugo of Starfleet. Funny thing is they still use them during the Dominion War, and they are ALWAYS the first ships to get taken out. Being assigned to a Miranda class = Starfleet's kiss of death.
And if you don’t die, you either lose power or go through a time rift, even if it’s an offshoot of the Miranda class.
"Why are we slowing?"
"Look, do you wanna drive?"
"Eighties white guys: assemble!"
6:18 "Approaching regula, at spacelab regula one..FIRE" Sulu impressions are my favorite..
Didn't put my favorite line. "Wow. honest to god earworms! They'll have 'Party In the USA' stuck in their heads for weeks, poor bastards."
"Figures Chekov gets to drive the Hugo of spaceships."
"Well if lifting him six inches off the ground won't get him to confess, I give up."
"He's CSI Miaming!"
"80's white guys assemble!"
"You'd think the grate-lifting process would be automated by the 24th century."
"10 Starfleet cadets and one member of Vampire Weekend."
"Galactus now announces his presence by blowing huge smoke rings."
"im getting to old for this ship" Bill always makes me chuckle
Hahaha!
"Happy birthday, Jim!" "Get your coat on, I'm taking you to the Fuddrucker's!"
**gasp** "A guy we haven't seen before?"
It's funny when you remember that Chekov wasn't part of the Original Series cast when the original Khan episode came out.
"Excuse me is this the Kennebunkport Yacht Club?" As someone who used to live in southern Maine near Kennebunkport i found that riff particularly amusing.
3:39 "He tasks me..." That's a line from Captain Ahab about Moby Dick in the book (for all those interested.)
+Jeffrey Riley The whole script is based on Moby Dick where Khan is Ahab and Kirk is, fittingly, the whale.
See, First Contact? THIS is how you handle a Moby Dick allegory!
horaciosi And Khan is one of the great movie villains. Montalban nailed it.
horaciosi metal gear solid 5 kind of did it well, even if the conclusion was lacking all the parallels are spot on
"Oh! he's dripping blood on the new carpet!
#Freedomforall
oneannoyingwhiteguy #ByeByeAlderaan
Me knick-knack shelf collapsed! There's collectible crap everywhere!
"Cap'n! The dilithium crystals are gone! Uhura took them and made a bleedin' New Age suncatcher out of them!"
Yougotsblounchsked seriously my favorite line hahaha
"we've been hit with a burst of real fruit flavor!" Aaaand Im dead.
"The Gorn captain would have 'slowly' torn you to shreds, by now." lol
"Hours might seem like days"
No, that's if we would watch Glee.
"The Yugo of spaceships" LOL!!
"I spit my last breath at thee!" -That quote somehow becomes hilarious when it`s said by someone with 80`s spandex hair band hair & Anna Nichole Smith cleavage. These films took pompousness to where no man had too boldly gone before.
2:56 I love crotchety McCoy!
9:40 is The Awesome: "Eat Neck Pinch, you racist son of a bitch!"
Sir, our shields are dropping...and our pants have disappeared!
You don't need to compare! If you've been a fan of Wrath of Khan for years, Rifftrax just adds a new, alternative dimension to the experience!
As a long-time Trekkie I have two words: In. Tears.
"I'm getting too old for this ship!" LMAO
"She has your STD results. In a word: uh-oh."
When i first saw this movie i didnt believe Ricardo Montalban was that ripped. He indeed was that fit at 62.
You know I've seen this movie plenty of times - both normally and riffed - and it just now occurred to me that right off the bat we're supposed to believe that *a planet exploded* and no one even thinks to ask why. It's like that just happens from time to time in Star Trek.
Which I'll grant you it does, but normally they at least pretend to care how and why.
JamaicanCastle
Actually
No they don't
You'd be surprised
These guys really went to town on this film. There was no mercy and it is hilarious, especially during the exxxxxxxtra long shot of the Enterprise.
Rember when they turned Steven Hawking into a tank! LOL
“I’m speaking quietly ‘cause I’m dead.” 😂
Love the rubber carpet pad on the turbo-lift walls. I remember cracking up in the theater when I saw that back in '82.
Can't wait to see them do Star trek III: The Search for Spock on Genesis to take him back to Vulcan so that an ancient ritual can possibly be re-created to the point where spock and Bones can be two separate people again and then have to go back to Earth where they end up needing Doc Brown's Kia with a Flux Capacitor to find some Whales in the 20th century San Francisco to save the Earth from a giant Spray can and get a new Enterprise.
Still waiting myself.
Ok so you mean 3 and 4 (or as Gregg Turkington would call it: 3 and 2).
NOT blaming Gary...
I probably watched ST:TWOK every day of my childhood. Thanks for bringing it back and adding some new crap to make it new and exciting in a way George Lucas and his Star Wars Special Editions never could.
"I'm suckin' my face mask bong!"
for some reason I come back to this video for "get your coat we're going to Fudruckers!" makes me laugh every time. i don't understand i chuckle every time. 😂
(knock-knock-knock) "Zombie _Spoock?_"
"Corinthian leather" -- LOL
'Damage Mr. Scott?
Ma nik nak shelf collapsed, there's collectable crap everywhere... ' :-D
"I'm sucking my face-mask bong!!" Lmao
"Remember when they turned Stephen Hawking into a tank"
“Chekov, now with easy-grip handle”
“Hill Valley, 1955”
“Yes hypnotizing eye?”😂😂😂😂
“That I pwned you”
Get your coat on, I'm taking you to Fuddruckers. ROFL!
"Look at me! It's horrible! Choose death first!"
Always taking a punch at Minnesota. We are used to it by now. lol
Thanks for this, it was good to see. I saw it in the theater when it first came out; it was a lot of fun.
"Im gettin' to old for this SHIP." hahha love all these RiffTrax videos
MY KNICK KNACK SHELF COLLAPSED!
7:17 You call that a threat. Kirk slept with his mom too. It was one of those weird time travel things and Kirk ended up becoming his own father.
They forgot something...
*"KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!"*
"Oh, my!" LMAO
7:00 Me when I'm about to push play on an Adam Sandler movie
7:05 Me two minutes into an Adam Sandler movie
7:10 Aaaaaand three minutes into an Adam Sandler movie. Two and a half if it's Billy Madison
Give me that bloody phaser, I'll do my community service and shoot that dopey bastard and myself if I ever watch that bloody dodgy movie to
With me, it’s two and a half if it’s Jack and Jill.
Still better than Kevin Smith.
1:50 "Darth Vader's lawyer called, he's suing you for evil neck-hoisting infringement."
Kirk: "KHAAAAAANNNN"....should have been followed by "Where's the bathroom?"
Kirstie Ally looked more human in this film than she does now.
He's CSI Miami'ing
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
"They have your STD test results. In a word: oh oh."
wrath of khan was such an amazing film
13 dislikes from Kirk-crushed fanboys yelling: *"Nelsooooooooooon!"*
Khan Edison, I was wondering why my bill was so high.
7:00 Looks like me when I’m about to hit play on a Michael Bay movie
7:04 And that’s me two minutes into a Michael Bay movie
7:08 Aaaand three minutes into a Michael Bay movie, two and a half if it’s Transformers
"I'm talking quietly because I'm dead." Best part for last
"We have these bitchin' vests."
OMG, CANNOT STOP LAUGHING! WHEN THEY DO MCCOY!!!!
I thought I'd hate this because it's "Star Trek 2" but combined with Crow,Servo,and Mike it was hilarious.😀
Derek williams well it's just bill and Kevin now, they're not playing the bot characters
Kirstie Alley was a cutie back in the day.
7:00 Me when I'm about to push play on a Star Wars prequel.
7:05 Me two minutes into a Star Wars prequel.
7:10 Aaaaand three minutes into a Star Wars prequel. Two-and-a-half if it's The Phantom Menace.
+Vader the White I don't get why people hate the prequels.
bladiumdragon
Because they simply are not very good films.
Vader the White
I rewatched the movies. Gotta say. I did like the first one (No. I don't care about Binks), but the second one was quite...boring, and Anakin. Ugh. Should've revised his character. They had potential with the Clones as that was awesome when they arrived, but it was too little, too late. It's always the second one of nearly everything, isn't it?
As for the third, well, it has it's moments, such as Darth Vader yelling 'Do not want' at the end. So emotionally uprising.
The actors in the prequels are all solid actors, even Christenson if you look at his older work, it's just lucas is a horrible director that tries to micro manage every line and writes shitty dialogue, used poor structure & didn't have things flow well.
he treats actors like cg characters giving them no breathing room to give life to the characters. But honestly if you aren't cynical you can definitely just enjoy them for what they are, the originals aren't exactly pinnacles of acting or pacing, they have cheesy stuff too.
Thanks to the Disney trilogy, this comment has aged like a fine milk.
3:48 - a reference to Karate Kid 3 which Rifftrax also riffed!
"You have Genesis! You could have anything!"
Geez, what's the big deal about some Sega game system from the early '90s? :p
Adam Hoffman
You've obviously never played
ROBOCOP vs TERMINATOR
or
TEUE LIES
"sexting hot Ferengi teenagers"
If you're a Star Trek fan, that line is both hilarious and horrifying. If you're not a Trek fan, go do a Google Image search for Ferengi. You'll thank me (in between the shuddering, vomiting, and weeping.)
Pretty much the whole point of the movie. Kirk is so arrogant he wouldn't even bother to check on an exiled clone warlord every few years. He either completely forgot about Khan or just assumed everything would work out for the his merry gang of bloodthirsty clone warriors.
Our Shields are dropping...and our pants are dissapearing.
My thought: Same difference.
And to quote the Simpson's...I have to say 'Ouch, for Kevin Smith!'
The greatest onscreen villain in movie history? Maybe.
Ha that vampire weekend thing caught me really off guard.
I guess you just...
*removes glasses*
Khan't expect this!
He noticed me!
Do you like my bangs?
O he's dripping blood on the new carpet.
Why doesn't ship-to-ship combat ever cause two starcrossed lovers (like DS9's Dax and Bashir) to fall into each other's arms? Why isn't modern Trek exploring new-old tropes like that instead of retconning their way through their past?
"explore my backstory in fan fiction" is genius
rifftrax is really something if one who never saw Star Trek (movies, tv series or stuff) like me is cracking up. :)
I don't know why no one brings this up but logically if they thought they were on Seti Alpha Six, shouldn't there be five planets between them and the sun? If that planet exploded, which is also ridiculous, then there would be one less planet. So not only did they think five was six, six is now gone. So there's one less planet in the system and five is still the fifth planet out. Pretty big things not to notice. Did no one run a basic scan? And how did no one notice a planet exploding?
"Excuse me, is this the Kennebunkport Yacht Club?"
"Get your coat on, I'm taking you to Fuddruckers." LOL