I read on Wikipedia that Nic Cage wanted to do a big screen version of the Courtship of Eddie's Father (for those old enough to remember the show with Bill Bixby and Brandon Cruz). It was a very sweet show about a widowed father and his relationship with his son and each show begins with walking along some location and talking. Nic wanted to do it with his own son. I'd pay good cash to hear some of the bits of wisdom from the mind of Nic Cage. "HOW'D IT GET BURNED....HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!!!!" Don't let them get you down Miss Guppyface
"locks are strange...unlike mittens...which are ...not..square. are you an onion? i like pottery does your hair whisper to you? what time are grapes? can i have your earlobes? how old are bears?" lmao
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Understood! Again, I'm speaking as an American who's fed up with remakes so yeah... I didn't mean to upset anyone so sorry about that; I'll totally use remake from now on :)
"Trent Reznor could live on this island and in comparison be as perky as Rachel Ray" "AHH National Treasure" Mike and Kevin(as schoolchildren): Phallic, you phallic symbol
Those outdoor scenes show that one ' 50s horror movie cliché isn't gone completely - a man walking through a wilderness in a full business suit. All that's missing is a woman walking with him in heels.
Have to say the scenery is looking beautiful, the best I've seen in films. Wicker Man is not the best film ever made in B.C., but it's the most entertaining, after Best In Show.
LOL I love all the Mario jokes they throw in repeatedly. This is like the third or fourth one I've found on RUclips! What was with the ending?! I've never seen this movie before.
Hmm Nic Cage's character is named Edward the female lead stammers and chokes on her sentences I can just imagine the director of Twilight was sitting in the audience of Wicker Man showing when he said "that's the performance I want my actors to give"
I forgot about the room and just watched "Best of Riffrax: The Room" but I had to stop watching it when the kid was crying telling whoever the amount of money he had to pay the guy" I just started crying it was so bad!! I have to watch the whole Riffrax of that now!
"He stopped reading, but the letter continues to read itself!" XD I don't know why that is so funny to me.
+adrianloveslucius "and now the letter won't shut up!"
“Ladies”
“You phallic symbol” 😂
"Sister Beach is one of Michael Chiklis' finest roles."
Thanks RiffTrax, this is the only way i could tolerate seeing the Wicker Man again, without gouging out my eyes with a melon-baller.
You could always with the face in a cage of bees option.
I read on Wikipedia that Nic Cage wanted to do a big screen version of the Courtship of Eddie's Father (for those old enough to remember the show with Bill Bixby and Brandon Cruz). It was a very sweet show about a widowed father and his relationship with his son and each show begins with walking along some location and talking. Nic wanted to do it with his own son. I'd pay good cash to hear some of the bits of wisdom from the mind of Nic Cage. "HOW'D IT GET BURNED....HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!!!!"
Don't let them get you down Miss Guppyface
GREG FREEMAN guppy.
"HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!"
"Someone used... fire... .>"
God I hope so.
"How old are bears?" That one did it for me.
"Trent Reznor could live on this island and seem as perky as Rachael Ray" Epic line
"What time are grapes?"
The writers for both Rifftrax and "Mystery Science Theater 3000" have created some of the best non sequiturs of all time.
"She looks like a guppy!"
"GAH- NATIONAL TREASURE!"
LMFAO. XD
Locks are strange unlike mittens which are not square are you an onion?
I'm impressed by Mike and Kevin's knowledge of video game enemies!
Trent Reznor could live on this island and in comparison he would seem as perky as Rachel Ray!
They forgot the infamous bee scene. yeah I know it was a deleted scene on the DVD but come on. That's the scene that became the meme.
Nicolas NOT THE BEES Cage
limbdarkening They're in my eyes!
zac moore
AHHHH!H! HIHHHAHAH GAAHHH GAHHH HAHHA HHHHEHEHEH H AHRRRFAGGG!
+Katie Baily Which is kinda weird, since the rifftrax boys make jokes about it all the time.
"What time are grapes?"
I was laughing so hard I had to pause the video.
NO.... NOT THE BEES!!! NOT THE BEEESSS!!! AHHHH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!!!!
"locks are strange...unlike mittens...which are ...not..square. are you an onion? i like pottery does your hair whisper to you? what time are grapes? can i have your earlobes? how old are bears?" lmao
"The Three Bears follow, hot on her trail." XD
I watched a version where they didn't show them breaking his legs but instead had the sound of it with Cage saying "OW! MY LEGS!". Laughed my ass off.
What time are grapes?
Can I have your earlobes?
Rene Rousseau Are you an onion?
SpleenieMartini How old are bears?
Rene Rousseau Locks are strange, unlike mittens, which are not square.
SpleenieMartini I like pottery... Does your hair whisper to you?
"Are you an onion?" xD Reminds me of Pumaman. "My name is Vadinho. I'm an onion." "Listen, Vadinho... are you a kind of onion?"
What's this? A Rifftrax of The Wicker Man missing the scene with the bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!
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Meanwhile, a dead Dr. Bees is poked lovingly by a tubby child by the railroad tracks...
***** Bees. My god.
I think I have a good reference, courtesy of Projared-Virtual Hydlide.
Nicholas Cage the knight.
Killed by bees.
Ah, yes ... the self-reading letter that won't shut up...
I'll never be able to look at Fiona Apple and not think about Miss Guppyface.
GREG FREEMAN Fiona Gupple?
This movie makes "Manos" look like a top-notch thriller.
(8:59) "Taste my honey"?!
(see "nostalgia critic wicker man bear jokes")
Does your hair whisper to you?
How old are bears?
Freakin classic, my favorite rifftrax yet!
Understood! Again, I'm speaking as an American who's fed up with remakes so yeah... I didn't mean to upset anyone so sorry about that; I'll totally use remake from now on :)
I can't even imagine how many times they needed to see the bear part before not busting out laughing.
For having a rep as a bad actor, Cage does "in horrible pain" pretty well.
4 years late, but who said anything about him being a bad actor?
From what I've heard, and what I've seen for myself, he tends to either be really good or really bad :)
As they said in the riffs, it is as much his poor choice of projects as his acting.
Great Comedy film
"Does your hair whisper to you?"
How else do you explain the ever changing life that is Nic Cage's hair?
Kevin's laugh during the "How'd it get burned" bit is infectious.
'Scuse me I gotta go drain the snake.'
Hahahahaha
This is the kind of movie that actually doesn't even need a Rifftrax to be funny.
"Worst - harvest - ever." Comic book guy reference :D
"Sister Beech is one of Michael Chiklis' finest roles!"
ROFL
"Locks are.. strange. unlike mittens.. which aren't square. Are you an onion??"
Mike as comic-book-guy: Worst harvest ever.
“She looks like a guppy.” 🤣🤣 Skinny as heck 😂
"Trent Reznor could live on this island and in comparison be as perky as Rachel Ray"
"AHH National Treasure"
Mike and Kevin(as schoolchildren): Phallic, you phallic symbol
That's a nice suit!
I had that exact same thought when I first saw that dedication quite a ridiculous way to honor your deceased friend
This movie riffs itself. You don't need the commentary. lol.
Are you an onion?!
How old are bears?
“Does your hair whisper to you?” 😂
"Taste my honey!"
"Why are they dressed up as Snifits?"
Wow, pretty obscure Mario reference.
My Leelee Sobieski fantasies are strikingly similar.
Except she has shorter hair and I have mirrors on my shoes.
"She looks like a guppie!"
LMFAO!!!
"How old are bears?" LOL
Those outdoor scenes show that one ' 50s horror movie cliché isn't gone completely - a man walking through a wilderness in a full business suit. All that's missing is a woman walking with him in heels.
Oppeldeldoc1 ...A sports coat and slacks really though
Love how guppy girl did nothing to help him in the end. "BITCHES!"
awesome
Mike: Hello twins!
Eww, Mike! They're old!
@ig88bc Guppyface took the bullets, because we all know seasoned cops can't tell the weight difference between a loaded and unloaded handgun.
"Oh now the letter won't shut up."
"That's always a first good guess when you see something wriggling in a bag: a shark."
These guys are like the Game Grumps of cinema.
Potator more like the game grumps are the rifftrax of video games..haha mike and the bots have been riffing movies since the early 90s
Have to say the scenery is looking beautiful, the best I've seen in films. Wicker Man is not the best film ever made in B.C., but it's the most entertaining, after Best In Show.
Look. Let's just end this scene. It's not going anywhere. Neither of us knows what it means. Just. Just forget it."
I would argue but I've seen it happen to many times to defend myself
"I like pottery... does your hair whisper to you?"
"How old are bears?"
Oh, man, Sister Beech. She was easily my, uh, "favorite" thing about the movie, or more specifically the Rifftrax treatment thereof.
suit is still looking good
and we never actually find out what WAS in that bag
Looks like Willow here attended the "Bella Swan School of Acting". I bet she majored in "Ridiculous Stammering".
"I do know that you do not have the brains God gave CORN" LOLOL
{Nic Cage in bear suit} **punch** "Taste my honey."
Every time Cage punches a woman, I always think of Linkara's "I AM A MAN!" joke.
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!
“If not to death, to medium well.”
...oh and you also left out when he imagines the girl on the boat getting hit by a truck and Kevin says "traffic's rough!"
I lost it at...HOW DID IT GET BURN!?!?!?
LOL
What is it? What's wrong sister?
*BAM*
"Taste my honey!"
Now the letter won't shut up!
Killing me won't bring back ur honey! But I know it will...cuz I read it in a blog! Lol so funny
5 people want Johnny Ramone to punch them while wearing a bear costume.
"What time are grapes?" Man, when I heard that I almost fell off my chair!
This almost makes me want to see this movie...almost.
I love how even her letter stutters.
"HOWDIGEBURND???????"
Nic Cage is the inventor of words.
This is where the fish lives.
PHALLIC SYMBOL, PHALLIC SYMBOL
#RIFFTRAXawesomeness!!!
LOL I love all the Mario jokes they throw in repeatedly. This is like the third or fourth one I've found on RUclips! What was with the ending?! I've never seen this movie before.
"And the movie simply dies. Thank you."
Hmm Nic Cage's character is named Edward the female lead stammers and chokes on her sentences I can just imagine the director of Twilight was sitting in the audience of Wicker Man showing when he said "that's the performance I want my actors to give"
@MrSonicTHedgehog That's also when you know that Leelee needs a new agent.
Hilarious. It's true though...from what I've seen Michael Chiklis does peform wonders as Sister Beach
"Does your hair whisper in your ear?'
GOD DAMNIT!!! why didn't i turn down windtalkers!
6:47- Iol XD I couldn't stop laughing at this part - "...even through that time when she got her head caught in a sewer grate" XD luv it.
almost lost it at work at "are you an onion?" lmao
"I don't believe in your god! BECAUSE I AM A MAUN!"
I really want a self reading letter
oh, one of the best bad movies ever with commentary from the masters. what more could i ask for?
If that's true then Edward actually dies by bees and burning. Awesome Sauce!!
I like the Snifit reference. :)
LOL i remember this movie! Yesterday, my sister said i want to see a comedy, like a really funny movie and i said you have too see wicker man!
"Why are they dressed as snifits?" ROFL, unbelievable! A Super Mario Bros. 2reference. I had forgotten all about those.
"Rocks are... strange...u-unlike mittens... which are not squaredARE YOU AN ONION?"
"Actually wasn't she THE RAMS?"
I forgot about the room and just watched "Best of Riffrax: The Room" but I had to stop watching it when the kid was crying telling whoever the amount of money he had to pay the guy" I just started crying it was so bad!!
I have to watch the whole Riffrax of that now!
Poor Johnny Ramone. Wait...THAT WAS JOHNNY"S LAST NAME IN THE ROOM!