The Best of Rifftrax - Time Chasers

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @Reactordrone
    @Reactordrone 5 лет назад +48

    I am hugely impressed that his time travel program fits onto a single 5.25" floppy disc.

    • @whoohaaXL
      @whoohaaXL 2 года назад +4

      At the end when he's erasing everything there's a part where it says on the monitor erase disk 8? and it says this is the final disc are you sure something like that? So I don't think it's a single floppy but still 😂.

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk 5 лет назад +47

    Holy shit, I had no idea Rifftrax did this one. Nick Miller's chin is resplendent in high def

  • @jackbuck3892
    @jackbuck3892 7 лет назад +91

    I will give them credit for historical research. The July 7, 1777 date on the last time travel was the date of the battle of Hubbardton, the only Revolutionary War battle in Vermont.

    • @lkrnpk
      @lkrnpk 7 лет назад +15

      also my birthday 211 years later

    • @darrellenglish6283
      @darrellenglish6283 5 лет назад +16

      It was all Filmed with in 15 Mi of the Battlefield and I should know I was the Guy who was pulled of the House

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 5 лет назад +3

      @@darrellenglish6283 "Excuse me general-" "I'm a leftenant-HEY!"

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 5 лет назад +1

      I understand it's an annual thing? Tell you the truth, I love these historical war reenactments. I got to see the one for Germantown in Philly.

    • @IamChrisL712
      @IamChrisL712 5 лет назад +2

      @@darrellenglish6283 General Fatty Q. Slubbington?

  • @lisvender
    @lisvender 8 лет назад +88

    Wow, I can't believe MST3K denied us the critical New Yawk taxi driver subplot!

    • @WhatCanSmith
      @WhatCanSmith 6 лет назад +16

      That guy was like Bill Burr if Bill Burr gave up on life faster than Michael Rappaport! bap Bap bap

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 5 лет назад +4

      well they either had to shorten the runtime to fit, or it was his use of an ethnic slur at 8:13 (though usually when that happened they just covered it with silence)

  • @slantsix6344
    @slantsix6344 7 лет назад +23

    This can't possibly be our hero!

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi 8 лет назад +109

    The protagonist looks like if Quentin Tarantino got swallowed by Michael Douglass who then killed Bruce Campbell and wore his chin.

    • @JoshuaWeirdo
      @JoshuaWeirdo 8 лет назад +7

      Ha! hilarious.
      perfect description.

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood 8 лет назад +11

      Also if Doc Brown swallowed Tommy Chong and barfed up Mr. Van Driessen.

    • @gumballrally427
      @gumballrally427 7 лет назад +4

      aka George Woodard!

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom 5 лет назад +2

      horaciosi Wayne Gretzky’s mullet, Rob Schneider’s face after its been put in a blender, the mullet of any 1980s hockey player and the glasses of Stephen Hawking.

  • @apo18llo
    @apo18llo 7 лет назад +44

    He died as he lived...mud stained and splaying.

  • @03bgood
    @03bgood 8 лет назад +41

    Time Chasers was my favorite MST3K episode!

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 8 лет назад +4

      In the future children will become gay agents!

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 7 лет назад +8

      For Castleton!
      Who am I kidding, I never went to Castleton...

    • @cdg03
      @cdg03 7 лет назад +4

      suchiuomizu Castleton snob....

    • @madamx7422
      @madamx7422 7 лет назад +1

      You can be for Castleton without going to Castleton

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood 6 лет назад +1

      Hi, I'm Bob Evil!

  • @eggbuscus
    @eggbuscus 6 лет назад +15

    "And so, Nick flexed his huge muscles and said, 'Put you clothes back on, Michelle Pfeiffer '".

  • @ffnendhgrgd
    @ffnendhgrgd 6 лет назад +18

    "I really don't have time for this nonsense"
    Screenwriter: Suck it, Faulkner

  • @zizwop
    @zizwop 7 лет назад +56

    I don't know what was more ridiculous about that movie, the fact that you could travel through time with a Vic20 and a Piper Cub, or that once that was achieved, you felt the need to get a corporate sponsor for money? You've got a time machine dude, there's your money.

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 7 лет назад +7

      he could've gotten stock market info from the future and invested in sucessfull companies and then wrote a bunch of books on investments and make alot of money

    • @dreamingfool2
      @dreamingfool2 7 лет назад +6

      Go back in time, collect ancient and old products, sold them for a lot of money. Claim he was found it all and just got lucky.
      You have any idea what people would pay for freshly minted ancient coins?

    • @McSuperfly101
      @McSuperfly101 7 лет назад +14

      If you went back 100 years in the past, put 100 dollars in the bank and then came back 100 years to the present... god, the interest alone would make you a _millionaire._

    • @t1p9d
      @t1p9d 6 лет назад +9

      He should have gone back in time to when GenCorp was a penny stock and bought them out.

    • @Youcifer
      @Youcifer 2 года назад +1

      Vic20 lmao

  • @wncoulte
    @wncoulte 6 лет назад +13

    You got the space after the commas, we're all doomed!!! LMBO

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 7 лет назад +16

    Love the Paul Bearer reference. Never thought of that when I watched the MST3K episode!

    • @madamx7422
      @madamx7422 7 лет назад +3

      Captain Bud Sturguess I was NOT expecting that either

  • @RanMouri82
    @RanMouri82 7 лет назад +18

    Attended the live show and loved the heck out of it. Great complement to the MST3K episode.

  • @bonedraman
    @bonedraman 7 лет назад +30

    how else has MST3K jokes playing in there head wile watching this XD.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 5 лет назад +6

    Kevin's Paul Bearer impression is worth the price of admission

  • @GrizDrummer25
    @GrizDrummer25 3 года назад +3

    10:45 , is this part of the Speeder Bike bit in Family Guys' version of Return of the Jedi?? Knowing McFarlane's love of the 80's, probably xD

  • @AJM-timecop
    @AJM-timecop Год назад +2

    I ended up at a company retreat at Killington VT. So, of course I just had to swing by Rutland Southern Vermont Regional Airport. Cool 30 minutes.

  • @drumr72
    @drumr72 2 года назад +2

    I love how they threw in a Birdemic dig as well! Bless these guys.

  • @newspapergirl63
    @newspapergirl63 7 лет назад +7

    I have the MST3K version of this. I didn't know there were so many cut out scenes

  • @delnajamusic
    @delnajamusic 7 лет назад +6

    Agent Coulson with mullets...cool!!!...

  • @edgarallanlovecraft5485
    @edgarallanlovecraft5485 7 лет назад +8

    C'MON KIDS! Let's put on a show!
    And they did!
    I love this movie and everyone in it
    For Castleton!

  • @Jameywells777
    @Jameywells777 2 года назад +3

    I was Alumni at Castleton with Nick Miller and he was pure Genius.

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster Год назад +1

      Oh. Who are you kidding, neither of you went Castleton.

  • @Blueskybuffalo
    @Blueskybuffalo 3 года назад +3

    “I’d like that” meet “This is absolutely fascinating”

  • @Turbo9987
    @Turbo9987 7 лет назад +10

    That John Denver joke though lol!!!!

  • @Agent57000DM
    @Agent57000DM 7 лет назад +7

    "Matt....it's time for you to decide if your gonna be one of my team players or not."

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 7 лет назад +8

    The Bennington Banner never concerned themselves with verifiable facts before...

  • @pettifoggingpharisee
    @pettifoggingpharisee 6 лет назад +17

    9:56 Mike:"I don't like him is what I'm saying..."
    Tom Servo: "Hey! That moss is taking a liken to that tree..."😁
    Eddie Nelson: "Hey!! What did I say about puns?!" 😡
    Tom Servo: "T-t-to jam them up my..."😢
    Eddie Nelson: "That's right!" 😠

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 года назад +4

      “Reload my pistol, I’m gonna bring down an F-16”

    • @whoohaaXL
      @whoohaaXL 2 года назад

      @@kellyweingart3692 Corbett had some great riffs in this.

  • @BrendanPramjee
    @BrendanPramjee 7 лет назад +6

    Yeah the Mst3k one for me. Mike was brilliant on that one

  • @NoBody-kv3yd
    @NoBody-kv3yd 4 года назад +2

    The voice overs are outrageous

  • @Crrrow
    @Crrrow 7 лет назад +14

    The protagonist looks like a if Macgyver and Bill gates fused together..

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood 6 лет назад +3

      And Van Driessen from Beavis and Butthead.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Год назад

      Aaron Eckhart & Bob Odenkerik had a love baby.

  • @mjjoe76
    @mjjoe76 9 месяцев назад

    The cab driver was nuts. I’m glad they put his scenes back in for the riffs.

  • @MacTechG4
    @MacTechG4 5 лет назад +5

    From the MST version;
    Select a time to travel to...
    [Mike]- Now!

  • @GeddyRC
    @GeddyRC 5 лет назад +1

    I love these guys, I want to watch all movies with them lol

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 5 лет назад +6

    Bob Evil and his drinkable pizza

  • @WhatCanSmith
    @WhatCanSmith 6 лет назад +11

    The cab driver was way better in the expanded version.

  • @madamx7422
    @madamx7422 7 лет назад +4

    I appreciate them taking on this movie - even though it pales in comparison to MST3K, I loved the TWO APPLES bit

  • @YaBoiBenson1981
    @YaBoiBenson1981 2 года назад +2

    Bootleg Matt Frewer discovers time travel, screws everything up, and thinks he's an action hero- No wonder this movie got remade as "Timecop"

  • @weekendmom
    @weekendmom 2 года назад +1

    The hero's chin deserves its own movie.

  • @UltimateOmegaRed
    @UltimateOmegaRed 6 лет назад +3

    "Ever-ee-night... I'm lying in bed... holdin' you close to my dreams!
    Whoa-whoa-wah-whoa-whoa..."

  • @littleteethkeith
    @littleteethkeith 3 года назад +2

    I got drunk in a bar with a middle linebacker from Castleton a few years ago.

  • @undoneonion90
    @undoneonion90 8 лет назад +11

    TIME SQUIRRELS!

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 6 лет назад +19

    I've got to go manage the undertaker!!

    • @pettifoggingpharisee
      @pettifoggingpharisee 6 лет назад +5

      Christie Perry at 1:43 ROFLMAO
      I don't know what was more funny about this riff: the fact that Kevin said it or the the way the dude on the film looked as Kevin rolled out the riff!
      I was in stitches for a solid ten minutes!

    • @christieperry4361
      @christieperry4361 5 лет назад +1

      I know it's brilliant

    • @StoneColdSergio
      @StoneColdSergio 3 года назад +1

      OHHHHH YESSSSS

  • @arkayoarkayo4739
    @arkayoarkayo4739 6 месяцев назад

    ..."The 'flying Grandmother' is also an ineffectual wrestling move."...😂

  • @greedyd5524
    @greedyd5524 7 лет назад +4

    Can’t take my eyes off his chin

  • @margotvirzana9943
    @margotvirzana9943 8 лет назад +19

    I missed "you mean his mezzanine?" Line from MST3k.

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 6 лет назад +4

      I missed "in the future, kids become gay agents!"

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 5 лет назад +1

      “Hi, I’m Bob Evil!”

    • @CJJC
      @CJJC 4 года назад

      “I’ll walk back to the past”.

  • @Pugiron
    @Pugiron 3 года назад +2

    This movie needed a Rowsdowr or a Calgan

  • @notrealy180217
    @notrealy180217 4 года назад +2

    They actually predicted the recycled structure thing. There arent buildings made out of recycled material I dont think but there are huge construction projects like decks and docks that are entirely recycled material

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 5 лет назад +3

    This guys mullet is a clear giveaway that he is a time traveler! Even in the future...the mullet is a FAILURE

  • @tobybirdmann
    @tobybirdmann 7 лет назад +15

    I'd say this would have been hilarious if we hadn't seen the mst3k episode a thousand times

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 7 лет назад

      This is actually an MST3K episode I never saw.

    • @losttribe3001
      @losttribe3001 7 лет назад +3

      tobybirdmann It's like trying to swimming up stream. I've watched the MST3K episode literally dozens of times and I just kept waiting for the original riffs. "Flying toasters are pretty."

    • @BloodoperaBlackvomit
      @BloodoperaBlackvomit 7 лет назад +2

      One of my altime favorite riffs.. You can tell the moviemakers really poured their heart into this turd.

  • @snakeenjoyingacanofbeans5219
    @snakeenjoyingacanofbeans5219 5 лет назад +3

    Lol the Undertaker

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux 5 лет назад +3

    Gum'men' so'ar pa'els?

  • @artificialdumbness9118
    @artificialdumbness9118 4 года назад +1

    3:13 - john mcenroe: old and young at the same time

  • @slantsix6344
    @slantsix6344 7 лет назад +3

    Hey did you guys see the game last night? Oh, ah, LIBERTY!

    • @Bent773
      @Bent773 6 лет назад +2

      That riff was always my favorite

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 7 лет назад +5

    How do you re-riff a movie?!

    • @PIXPromosMore
      @PIXPromosMore 7 лет назад +8

      Wait for 20 years to pass so that you can make all new, non-dated jokes?

  • @jasoncamp483
    @jasoncamp483 7 лет назад +4

    Gen Corp gave it a thumbs down. Figures.

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 2 года назад +1

    It's getting awfully close to 2041, and we're still using coins... I'm scared.

  • @PIXPromosMore
    @PIXPromosMore 5 лет назад +8

    11:39 - Where Trump got the idea of Planes being used in the Revolutionary War.

  • @LucilleBrawl17
    @LucilleBrawl17 Год назад

    I've seen the MST version so many times I keep waiting on them to say the lines from it.

  • @laurallewien2165
    @laurallewien2165 3 года назад +1

    Doesn't anyone trust light bulbs anymore? Oh the humanity!

  • @whoohaaXL
    @whoohaaXL 2 года назад

    Corbett was really on fire the second time around with the rifftrax version. 😂
    -Hey I'm karate here!
    -I'm looking for bigger glasses
    -Reload muh pistol I'm gonna bring down an F-16
    -I'm sorry that never happens to me!
    -Did somebody just serve salsa from NYC?!
    -Great date Nick where next Dresden in 1945?
    -Openly racist xenophobe cabbie is on the team!

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 7 лет назад +4

    Should have been called "Breaking the 180-degree Rule: The Movie".

  • @madgeordierob7890
    @madgeordierob7890 3 года назад

    10:45 Ripped off of The Apes of Wrath, an episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace from the 1980s. ;)

  • @meedily
    @meedily 7 лет назад +5

    John Denver? Mike, Mike, Mike...You should've used Paul Wellstone.

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 6 лет назад +2

      *Whispery voice* miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.....

  • @phife1878
    @phife1878 2 года назад +1

    When exactly did he start playing piano in McDonald's commercials?

  • @StellarMarvel
    @StellarMarvel 5 лет назад +1

    Don't mess with the govment. Hahaha

  • @servo5000
    @servo5000 8 лет назад +7

    have to see the original mst3k commentary on this one!

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 4 года назад +2

    There is NOOO way that chin is real....

  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie 7 лет назад +3

    First of the week? Seriously? They couldn't just say Monday?

  • @artificialdumbness9118
    @artificialdumbness9118 4 года назад

    11:14 - 90's dali: fat, obsequious, & violent

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 2 года назад

    I know from now on I'll never try getting into any gubman installations.

  • @amazigou
    @amazigou 7 лет назад +1

    audience asleep on this one?

  • @DavidLLambertmobile
    @DavidLLambertmobile Год назад

    The lead actor's chin would impress Bruce Campbell, Jay Leno ....

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 6 лет назад +1

    Don't really get the "doing it again" strategy.

  • @eliosterberg5277
    @eliosterberg5277 10 месяцев назад

    C64 had 32k RAM

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 9 месяцев назад

      Well, no wonder those colonial kids went back to hoop and stick.

  • @smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554
    @smittywerbinjaegermanjense9554 8 лет назад +14

    I love the live shows. But I really wasn't 'feeling' it this time around. Honestly, I preferred to remember the older riffs from MST3K. And I really hate to say that because it was tough watching the parts when Mike was his meaner brother Eddie.

    • @TheXabl0
      @TheXabl0 6 лет назад +2

      SmittyWerbinJaegerman Jensen II I LOVED Eddie. "Excellent death"

  • @jasonholland6370
    @jasonholland6370 7 лет назад +1

    Judging from the monitor, we're full on New Zeland but only got half-Goo

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 5 лет назад +2

    0:29 yeah, you can thank Trump for that one

  • @n1ckjitsu
    @n1ckjitsu 7 лет назад +2

    Its really not that bad of a film

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 3 года назад

    Calle a.rube, but I don't see how time travel is beneficial in any way.

  • @cumulushalo576
    @cumulushalo576 4 года назад +1

    If they were going to do this one it should be better than the mst3k episode. Matter of fact it seems like all the live shows are the least funny shows they do. Why dont they do the episode that is clearly the funniest and just do it live??

  • @hotpopcorncake
    @hotpopcorncake 6 лет назад +1

    Rifftrax omg this better than MST3K version

  • @JustMe-oj1hd
    @JustMe-oj1hd 2 года назад

    Did the actor have butt chin surgery? Lol

  • @mtsnd25
    @mtsnd25 8 лет назад +18

    Unfortunately they used up all the good riffs the first time around on MST3K

    • @montyburns9991
      @montyburns9991 8 лет назад +9

      I don't know, I hesitated to ever check this out.. for that reason. I know the MST version sooooo well. But the jokes on here are pretty fresh and funny IMO

    • @mtsnd25
      @mtsnd25 8 лет назад +9

      Considering that the MST version is almost 20 years old, it's nice to have a fresh take on one of my favorite episodes. Not questioning that this version is funny, I just think it's less consistent. It's hard to come up with a whole new set of jokes for something you've already done, and it gives you that B-material feeling.

    • @BeowulfNorther
      @BeowulfNorther 8 лет назад +1

      mtsnd25 haha this has a
      bunch of good jokes, but yeah I was cracking up remembering the mst3k jokes

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 8 лет назад +1

      I kinda of agree. While the Live show had some really good ones, the MST3K version had all the memorable lines (at least the ones from scenes that weren't cut for time). My personal favorite is when the VP guy tries to shoot Nick from the plane and Eddie (Mike's brother who is still Mike) yells "John Oates! NO!".

    • @BeowulfNorther
      @BeowulfNorther 8 лет назад +1

      ackbarfan5556 hahaha I forgot about that one. idk, I think this one is a little more fresh and has that sharp rifftrax feel and the mst3k is the classic campy nostalgia haha.
      idk, I like both. it is hard to come up with a new set of jokes, but a real piece of crap like this does make it easy

  • @alexthompson9516
    @alexthompson9516 5 лет назад +2

    Original is better.

  • @MrLioneltalaro
    @MrLioneltalaro 7 лет назад +1

    Not as funny as MST3K, Sorry.

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 7 лет назад +3

    Ugh, the audience laughter ruined it. Made it feel like a sitcom.

  • @zaberfang
    @zaberfang 5 лет назад +1

    He looks like Weird Al Yancovic.