Mine is "His thoughts drift to worries about his son." "I wonder who's gonna replace Farrah Fawcett on Charlie's Angels...." "I SAID his son!" "Oh right, I wonder how the Little Mistake is doing."
I only scream at people at jobs for doing stupid dangerous shit. Someone could accidentally ruin the most important machine on a site and Id just be annoyed. Climb into a box crusher to retrieve something you dropped and I will absolutely lose my mind
Same at my place. Though I get heckled for calling out safety issues and challenging them as thats my job and take it seriously. It amazes me how little care is had for their safety or the possibility that they may never go home one day and leave behind mouths to feed.
I honest to god watched this during my OSHA 30 certification class less than a decade ago. The instructor played it as kind of a goof the last day of class.
I had to watch it the original for an MSHA refresher a few years ago. Man, I wish we could have seen the RiffTrax version. Would have been much more memorable!
I helped a friend remodel part of his house and we would mimic the guitar lick from this short every time we picked up a tool, used a ladder, or had an 'idea.' It might just be the most effective industrial safety film ever made, now that I think about it :-)
OK. You've seen the short. Now take those shortcuts because time is money and you're expendable. Just don't get hurt because we don't want OSHA breathing down our necks.
@@deanjustdean7818 , or whiny anti-war hypocrites like you lot that promote abortion, eldercide, the culling of mentally, developmentally, and physically disabled people, as well as those that promote racism, sexism, and the various LGBT movements.
That "Three Points of Contact" thing is, in my experience, good advice for any job that involves climbing stuff. The riff is hilarious, and so is the video... but you can't deny it helps you remember some useful tips!
One place I worked at didn't quite understand it; they said the points of contact MUST BE both feet and one hand on the ladder AT ALL TIMES. So, if both feet have to stay in contact with the ladder at all times, how do I move one foot to the next step? Best part is, it was at a gas station in the safety literature for stocking the candy bars.
I wound up waking up in the hospital in Detroit, climbed out the truck cab carrying my bag, fell and hit my head on a parking block, I sued the hospital because the old doctor gave me the highest dose Vicodin, highest dose Xanax, highest dose Adderall, highest dose Wellbutrin, and the highest dose of morphine.... I never even took a Tylenol 3 before so I had no idea what they were, a day later I'm at home watching TV with my dogs stuffed animals (who were all moving their heads and talking to me), I got them popcorn and drinks, then I recorded video of them because I thought the world needs to see this magic. A steel milk jug got up and walked around my yard lol, my gf woke up the next morning and took me back to the hospital, they suspended the doctor, and could not believe what he gave me, the whole reason he gave me the Xanax Adderall and Wellbutrin was in my chart from when I was a child I had depression and ADD and he asked if I was sad or anxious, I said I was because I was hurt and worried about my loaded trailer lol
I think the video is intended less to teach people about work safety procedures, because the assumption is at any half decent workplace you'll be taught specific safety procedures for the job, but a graphic reminder as what can happen when people who know better ignore those procedures out of haste, distraction or cockiness.
@@SocialBobcat I wonder if anyone noticed that the wrench was already in his hand. The foreman grabbed the wrench out of his hand and put it BACK in his hand. And it wasn't even like showing him the proper way to hold it, either.
Meanwhile in Australia the vast majority of workers say " She'll be right mate" and only a quarter of them are killed or injured in contrived situations.
Had to watch this for orientation at Solar Turbines. I guess CAT paid for it back in the 70s and now it's required viewing for all new hires. Totally thought of RiffTrax when I saw it!
@Carol Pitt I think shaking hands with danger is supposed to be a good thing, ie respecting the risks at a work place. It's very confusing and vague, though.
So I think the goofy honkey tonk theme song for this short is kinda catchy, and as a personal joke I went to iTunes to see if I could purchase a copy. Sadly, they do not offer it. Well, not the original. There *is* a remix version. Because sure, why not.
Nah man, Danger was sitting at a table in a restaurant and me and my sister were walking by when Danger totaltly pinched her butt. Then Danger actually plays the role like it was "just an accident". Sure. Next time I see Danger I'm goin to kick its ass!
Has anyone thought about sitting down with Danger, make sure things are ok at home? I mean, maybe we could reason with Danger; get him to stop maiming so many of our workers.
I love how this short is full of incompetent and lazy workers except for the one guy who only screws up because he was worried about his son's surgery.
I had an instructor for my junior high shop class who was like the living epitome of Faces of Death. Every day he would tell us all some horrifying story about how somebody sliced off a finger or lost an eye. I know he was just attempting to get across that we should respect the inherent danger of the various machines and tools, but it came across instead as terrifically morbid. Which, for me and my fellow 8th-grade buddies, was more funny than anything. So, I guess, that didn't quite work how he intended it to. (On the other hand, none of us in class lost a finger, so maybe it did work.)
You know it's the 70s when the narrator of a workplace safety short mentions "comin' to work with hangovers" as a common problem. And it's peppered with "hells" and "damns." Oh and possibly directed by Sam Peckinpah. Classic!
Holy shit, the phrase “shake hands with danger” unlocked a memory for me and I had to rewatch this immediately! Me and my best friend watched this together in our first apartment and the theme was stuck in our head for days after, we kept singing it at each other whenever one of us was holding a knife or whatever
“Why I’d give my right arm to get those 5 seconds back and choose not to grease it with my hand. Oh wait, same result. Never mind. Now I gotta learn how to shake hands with my left hand.”
I had a family member who, while they were "remodeling," (turning a home interior into looking like a goat shed) was aggressively bashing stuff. A buddy was driving by, and saw outside walls being pushed out at least a foot. He hadn't stopped, the family member might have dropped the house on his head. This was before I saw this short the first time, and with it showing up today, I sent a link to that family member. 😈
If some enterprising music producer were to put together a CD featuring nothing but reinterpretations of the SHWD theme in various genres -- death metal, bebop, reggae, show tunes, boy band -- there's no price I wouldn't pay to own it.
That just makes me picture variants of the video in different settings. The showtune version is set backstage at a theatre, the boy band version at a homecoming parade, a sea chantey version on a ship at sail...
One of my very favorite Rifftrax shorts. I'll never understand why they cut the film by 10 minutes. There's lots of remaining material to be riffed. I recommend watching in its entirety; it's here on the youtube machine.
"After he whips up a batch of cranberry and walnut biscotti" you says, at the very moment I pull my maw out of bag of Matt's Cranberry and Walnut cookies. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
I imagine a group of about 35 construction workers watching this in a cafeteria angry and bored… and two or so dudes scattered around just weeping uncontrollably. Fun!
Had to do an online workplace training session on equipment lockout/tagouts and after every slide, the guitar riff played in my head. Thanks, Rifftrax.
Chuck falling off of that crane gets me every time. The short builds up to it perfectly so even though you know it's going to happen, you can't help but react when it does.
Having started at a new job in a woodshop and getting much instruction in safety and shop etiquette, the urge to quote this short at work has been strong lately...
I once went up on a order picker man lift without harnessing myself in first. Luckily I didn't fall, but I also didn't notice I wasn't strapped in until I lowered myself back down. That was my last day on that job. *guitar riff*
It's great to see an intersection with RiffTrax and Well There's Your Problem. "We have a segment on this podcast called ... Safety Third." 🎸 WOMP BOMP BADOMP BOMP!
So I actually had to watch this in high school in 98 As a freshman went to a vocational school. I want to say it was for like diesel shop. We all just kind of laughed and joked along with it made our own personal rifftrack to it.
"Here's the company grief counselor" (guitar riff)
Died on that one.
The Citizen Kane of safety shorts.
The German warehouse safety video (Claus...look it up) is the Evil Dead 2 of safety videos.
@@archstanton9073 That's pretty funny
@@archstanton9073 That's a high quality video. I felt strong Hausu vibes toward the end.
"Gross stub"
@@archstanton9073 Ah yes... Forklift Driver Klaus. You know, those little accidents he had came out of his paycheck.
Shake hands with Danger, but awkwardly avoid eye-contact with her daughter, Minor Inconvenience.
" Danger's niece is cute though"
"We had our crack sniper SHOOT Glen to prove a point about safety."
With a laser rifle, judging from the sound.
In Glen's defense, the odds of its shrapneling like it did had to be pretty astronomical.
@@planescaped His fault for wearing that neckerchief.
Glen survived and went on to be a WGON talk show host during the zombie apocalypse.
@@planescaped But that's entirely the point.
R.I.P Chuck Hamlin. He's changing o-rings with the angels now.
Is he super dead now
Ba doot-n doot-n doot-n doo doo
"But then Harry also 'believes' his wife's been faithful..." 🤣 that line gets me every time...
"We had our crack sniper SHOOT Glen to prove a point about safety" always gets me.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jonahfalcon1970 "This demonstrates the value of not being seen."
lol
Mine is "His thoughts drift to worries about his son."
"I wonder who's gonna replace Farrah Fawcett on Charlie's Angels...."
"I SAID his son!"
"Oh right, I wonder how the Little Mistake is doing."
I've worked construction and yeah... The things you'll see on a job site will make you stop and wonder how humanity has survived this long.
I only scream at people at jobs for doing stupid dangerous shit. Someone could accidentally ruin the most important machine on a site and Id just be annoyed. Climb into a box crusher to retrieve something you dropped and I will absolutely lose my mind
As far as nature is concerned, you only have to survive long enough to reproduce. After that, it's whatever.
Seen a fella or two casually exchange pleasantries with jeopardy, have yah?
Same at my place. Though I get heckled for calling out safety issues and challenging them as thats my job and take it seriously. It amazes me how little care is had for their safety or the possibility that they may never go home one day and leave behind mouths to feed.
There are a lot of us. We are expendable.
"The hole is dry. The pin won't slide in."
Not ONE of them jumped all over that?? TSK TSK TSK
I honest to god watched this during my OSHA 30 certification class less than a decade ago. The instructor played it as kind of a goof the last day of class.
I had to watch it the original for an MSHA refresher a few years ago. Man, I wish we could have seen the RiffTrax version. Would have been much more memorable!
Wish my OSHA instructor did that
"The cruel old bastard finally got his comeuppance"
XD
"Woo-hoo! I hope he dies!"
" Everyone comes to work with worries and hangovers..." - Wait ... hangovers? With heavy machinery? Oh my
It oughta be "hangups"
You'd be surprised...
@@makim-k5850 we do have alot of stupid people in the world so it wouldn't surprise me.
hey at least hangovers means they're now sober
@@daffyphack trouble is the headache means they won't want to hear any heavy machinery/joke XD
I helped a friend remodel part of his house and we would mimic the guitar lick from this short every time we picked up a tool, used a ladder, or had an 'idea.'
It might just be the most effective industrial safety film ever made, now that I think about it :-)
That would be Staplerfahrer Klaus, but this one is up there.
Caterpillar is a major company.
Bah doo boo do boo doo wheh wheh.
I expect Herk Harvey would be proud to know that.
😂😂😂😂😂
Directed by the guy who gave us "Carnival of Souls"! SERIOUSLY!
The guy who directed this then is in the Criterion collection.
OK. You've seen the short. Now take those shortcuts because time is money and you're expendable. Just don't get hurt because we don't want OSHA breathing down our necks.
Yup, I've heard that at literally every job I've ever had
Hey, boss! Didn't know you watched RUclips during company hours, too!
Yeah Id rather be homeless than allow a manager to tell me that. Any job that will actually force you into danger isn't worth the money
"Also, we're cutting your pay for working overtime."
@@SuperODST1 You've worked too much, so we're gonna pay you less.
btw can you work even more!?
“Shake hands with danger” - drugs are like that too.
Shake hands with what?
@@mfraye12 CHOCOLATE! THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!
@@mfraye12
What do you mean 'shake hands with what'?
But is it grass?
@@kendromeda42 but more importantly, people take paper for granted. But they'll know, yes, they'll know...
"Machines are designed for safety."
This narrator never watched This is Hormel.
Watched it? He's still stuck in the Hide Cellar to this day. You can tell by the random twangs of guitar music and the high pitched screams.
THE TAIL!
THE HORRIBLE TAIL!!!
I still want to know where the dad's hat went!
@@deanjustdean7818 , or whiny anti-war hypocrites like you lot that promote abortion, eldercide, the culling of mentally, developmentally, and physically disabled people, as well as those that promote racism, sexism, and the various LGBT movements.
Good one
5:51 “ the ground is still warm from Chuck’s body.” I laughed way too hard at that.
If every safety short was as memorable as this one accidents would decrease by 70,000%
ONION BUUUUBS!
I wouldnt work there. Danger is some kind of sadistic freak.
You should see that one German forklift safety video, you never forget it.
"Which is odd, 'cause I lost both my arms!" Still a classic line to this day!
I hear that guitar riff every time I even think of sitting on a public toilet.
Than perhaps you should shake hands with Color It Clean
😹
Sit down on danger.
@@deanjustdean7818 I'm dying from laughter!
@@deanjustdean7818 Shake hands with your surgeon.
**GUITAR RIFF**
"Danger's niece is cute, though."
To be honest, she is pretty cute! lol
The 3 downvotes are from Chuck Hamlin's family.
Fun Fact: They still haven't carted off his body.
That "Three Points of Contact" thing is, in my experience, good advice for any job that involves climbing stuff. The riff is hilarious, and so is the video... but you can't deny it helps you remember some useful tips!
One place I worked at didn't quite understand it; they said the points of contact MUST BE both feet and one hand on the ladder AT ALL TIMES. So, if both feet have to stay in contact with the ladder at all times, how do I move one foot to the next step? Best part is, it was at a gas station in the safety literature for stocking the candy bars.
A lot of the safety videos are. It's just the good advice is packaged so substandardly.
It's good advice presented in the most confusing way possible.
I wound up waking up in the hospital in Detroit, climbed out the truck cab carrying my bag, fell and hit my head on a parking block, I sued the hospital because the old doctor gave me the highest dose Vicodin, highest dose Xanax, highest dose Adderall, highest dose Wellbutrin, and the highest dose of morphine.... I never even took a Tylenol 3 before so I had no idea what they were, a day later I'm at home watching TV with my dogs stuffed animals (who were all moving their heads and talking to me), I got them popcorn and drinks, then I recorded video of them because I thought the world needs to see this magic. A steel milk jug got up and walked around my yard lol, my gf woke up the next morning and took me back to the hospital, they suspended the doctor, and could not believe what he gave me, the whole reason he gave me the Xanax Adderall and Wellbutrin was in my chart from when I was a child I had depression and ADD and he asked if I was sad or anxious, I said I was because I was hurt and worried about my loaded trailer lol
I think the video is intended less to teach people about work safety procedures, because the assumption is at any half decent workplace you'll be taught specific safety procedures for the job, but a graphic reminder as what can happen when people who know better ignore those procedures out of haste, distraction or cockiness.
I gotta admire the guy who held that wrench still the entire time the title was on-screen.
Apparently this was before the invention of the still photograph...
Legend has it that he is still holding it even today…
When you're shaking hands with danger, you'd best not flinch
@@SocialBobcat I wonder if anyone noticed that the wrench was already in his hand. The foreman grabbed the wrench out of his hand and put it BACK in his hand. And it wasn't even like showing him the proper way to hold it, either.
Meanwhile in Australia the vast majority of workers say " She'll be right mate" and only a quarter of them are killed or injured in contrived situations.
This was one of the first shorts I ever bought from Rifftrax about a decade ago.
Shake hands with nostalgia!
dadadada dah?
Same
I think it was on the first dvd of shorts but with weird cgi models. I’m glad they re released it.
@@MST3Kfan1 Yes. I miss Parrot Bill threatening to Popcorn Kevin: "Remind me to snack on you later."
"Man, I REALLY fell on my keys!"
doo DAH A DAH doooooo
They won’t just be shakin’ hands, they’ll be giving danger a scented oil rubdown 😂
Great screen name👍
Thinking of changing mine to "your car warranty is about to expire"
Best line in the whole thing!
😄😄😄😄
Had to watch this for orientation at Solar Turbines. I guess CAT paid for it back in the 70s and now it's required viewing for all new hires. Totally thought of RiffTrax when I saw it!
That's awesome!!!
This short is copyright ©️ 1980.
Afrer watching the RiffTrax version, I would burst out into inappropriate laughter if I had to watch this for orientation. 😅
Is your new job installing slrpnls? You wouldn't want to make a mistake or your bosses might have to offer a 50% discount...
Slr turbines?
Chuck Hamlin still laying there till this day - what a fucking legend.
Does anybody else mentally project Mike, Crow, and Servo's silhouettes at the bottom of the screen while watching these, or is it just me? 😁
Definitely
As a welder in training, I think about this daily.
Do-do-de-do do-do!
Lesson: don't be a cruel old bastard.
Remember, gentle pressure!
@@JamaicanCastle And a soft kiss on the neck.
@Carol Pitt I think shaking hands with danger is supposed to be a good thing, ie respecting the risks at a work place. It's very confusing and vague, though.
So I think the goofy honkey tonk theme song for this short is kinda catchy, and as a personal joke I went to iTunes to see if I could purchase a copy.
Sadly, they do not offer it.
Well, not the original. There *is* a remix version. Because sure, why not.
"We had our crack sniper shoot Glenn to prove a point about safety!" 😆
But why can’t I shake hands with Danger? He seems like a really nice guy!
I tell ya, no respect!
Nah man, Danger was sitting at a table in a restaurant and me and my sister were walking by when Danger totaltly pinched her butt. Then Danger actually plays the role like it was "just an accident". Sure.
Next time I see Danger I'm goin to kick its ass!
Because apparently he'll rip two of your fingers off!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 10 minutes I'm still laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Has anyone thought about sitting down with Danger, make sure things are ok at home? I mean, maybe we could reason with Danger; get him to stop maiming so many of our workers.
Badoodadoo dah?
Frankly, I can’t believe this short didn’t have some sort of anthropomorphic embodiment of danger like Coiley or Mr. B Natural.
Danger, like Honey Badger, don't GIVE a shit.
The kids who watched Mr. Bungle grew up
having to watch this at their first Teamsters meeting.
(whispers) The bends
HE'S IN MY HEAD!!!
“Bury me with my Charlene Tilton poster!”
'Summer Shorts Beach Party' uses an alternate take where Mike says this with a southern accent, I think that one is funnier actually
I love how this short is full of incompetent and lazy workers except for the one guy who only screws up because he was worried about his son's surgery.
When you're on a road trip and feel your stomach bubbling and that turtle head coming out, you're about to shake hands with Danger
I watched this in my high school metal work class. Loved it then, even better now.
I had an instructor for my junior high shop class who was like the living epitome of Faces of Death. Every day he would tell us all some horrifying story about how somebody sliced off a finger or lost an eye. I know he was just attempting to get across that we should respect the inherent danger of the various machines and tools, but it came across instead as terrifically morbid. Which, for me and my fellow 8th-grade buddies, was more funny than anything. So, I guess, that didn't quite work how he intended it to. (On the other hand, none of us in class lost a finger, so maybe it did work.)
Well, I'm glad that the bee managed to come through that traumatic experience okay.
You know it's the 70s when the narrator of a workplace safety short mentions "comin' to work with hangovers" as a common problem. And it's peppered with "hells" and "damns." Oh and possibly directed by Sam Peckinpah. Classic!
@AGirlofYesterday People coming to work with hangovers is still very common :P
"He has to make up for asking Gary out on a date" 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Holy shit, the phrase “shake hands with danger” unlocked a memory for me and I had to rewatch this immediately! Me and my best friend watched this together in our first apartment and the theme was stuck in our head for days after, we kept singing it at each other whenever one of us was holding a knife or whatever
Note to self: don't become a construction worker.
“Why I’d give my right arm to get those 5 seconds back and choose not to grease it with my hand. Oh wait, same result. Never mind. Now I gotta learn how to shake hands with my left hand.”
"You mean you work on engines and machinery and you weren't thinking?"
"I OUGHT TO KILL YOU!!"
I will never stop shaking hands with danger.
I'll never stop exchanging tersely worded emails with perilousness.
I will never stop butterfly-kissing jeopardy.
Hazard and I are going steady.
I married Risk.
Then you should also try Riding With Death.
I had a family member who, while they were "remodeling," (turning a home interior into looking like a goat shed) was aggressively bashing stuff. A buddy was driving by, and saw outside walls being pushed out at least a foot. He hadn't stopped, the family member might have dropped the house on his head.
This was before I saw this short the first time, and with it showing up today, I sent a link to that family member. 😈
What did he see when he drove by?
@@Tony_Cardoza The wall bowing out several inches to a foot. (He was going to stop by, so was in an alley at the right time to see it )
@@paulherman5822 Wow, he was your relatives savior.
@@Tony_Cardoza Definitely. There were kids in the house as well...
And that's why you don't bash load-bearing walls...
Oh my God!! My dad would play this in his woodshop class every year before teaching them about safety. Good memories
I just finished health and safety training at work. The whole dang time I had this guitar riff in my head.
"I gots *two reasons* for more *safety* ! TWO!"
_And after I tell them to you, I want 2 New York Strip-steaks, well-done, and some shitty scotch!_
You got two dangers I got ONE SAFETY
Everyone talks about Danger but NO ONE EVER SEES HIM!
“When you see him, don’t stare at his hook hand, BUT NOBODY EVER SEES HIM!!!”
"The ENORMOUS, UNSTOPPABLE EGO on that man!" HAHAHA 🤣
If some enterprising music producer were to put together a CD featuring nothing but reinterpretations of the SHWD theme in various genres -- death metal, bebop, reggae, show tunes, boy band -- there's no price I wouldn't pay to own it.
That just makes me picture variants of the video in different settings. The showtune version is set backstage at a theatre, the boy band version at a homecoming parade, a sea chantey version on a ship at sail...
@@KingOfElectricNinjas I like it!
Mr. B Natural will be always be my favorite, but this short is a very close second.
Mr B natural smokes crack
Knew your father, I did!
I hear this song in my head pretty much everyday when I go into work. 🚧 🏗 🤝 🚜 🚧
And now we have a segment on this podcast called "Safety Third"
My husband and I used to work at a motorcycle shop. Heard that one a lot 😂
One of my very favorite Rifftrax shorts. I'll never understand why they cut the film by 10 minutes. There's lots of remaining material to be riffed. I recommend watching in its entirety; it's here on the youtube machine.
"After he whips up a batch of cranberry and walnut biscotti" you says, at the very moment I pull my maw out of bag of Matt's Cranberry and Walnut cookies.
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Stop wearing that hideous outfit!
I remember watching the performance of this short on the MST3K Reunion DVD and the audience's reaction to the origin of "Three Fingers Joe".
The greatest of Rifftrax shorts, free on RUclips!
"Lots of men go to work with hangovers." LOL Aint it the truth? Funny as hell clip!
I imagine a group of about 35 construction workers watching this in a cafeteria angry and bored… and two or so dudes scattered around just weeping uncontrollably. Fun!
I love how the guys laugh at each others jokes in this one!
I will now have "Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum dum" in my head for the next 6 months.
I wonder how many heavy-equipment operators shook hands with danger after falling out of their seats laughing at the guy wearing a neckerchef? 🤣🤣
So many died after falling on their keys.
Okay, did anyone else jump when the guy ground his finger off? OMG!
"Well I AM Eric Stolz after all."
"Can someone please cart off Chuck Hamlin's body?!"
Gets me every dang time. 😂
Had to do an online workplace training session on equipment lockout/tagouts and after every slide, the guitar riff played in my head. Thanks, Rifftrax.
Chuck falling off of that crane gets me every time. The short builds up to it perfectly so even though you know it's going to happen, you can't help but react when it does.
Having started at a new job in a woodshop and getting much instruction in safety and shop etiquette, the urge to quote this short at work has been strong lately...
More like shake hands with a Craftsman 3/4 inch combination wrench.
I once went up on a order picker man lift without harnessing myself in first. Luckily I didn't fall, but I also didn't notice I wasn't strapped in until I lowered myself back down. That was my last day on that job.
*guitar riff*
Chuck is the O Ring master.
The one O-Ring to rule them all
"... they call me 3-finger Joe" ---- "which is odd because I lost both my arms" ROFL!!!!!
I think I speak for everyone when I say:
BA DA BABADA BOWWW
Shake Hands With Danger
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They aired this short on TCM not too long ago. I couldn't not imagine the riffs that went with it.
SEE YOU AT THE PAAATY, RICHTOR!!!!
“Shake hands with danger!” There’s a pandemic on. I’ll just wave.
It's great to see an intersection with RiffTrax and Well There's Your Problem. "We have a segment on this podcast called ... Safety Third." 🎸 WOMP BOMP BADOMP BOMP!
That voiceover, music, hair, boots, this is so delightfully 1970s it could be watched in a sleezy porn theatre.
sleazy porn theater...Shake hands with danger!
12:00 On the upside, now Bill Myers can no longer...
*puts on shades*
...Shake Hands With Danger.
They actually showed this to us at work. For months you heard that guitar riff randomly play on the radio... they never showed it again LOL
Yes 2022 and still being played in the OSHA class!!!🙄🙄🙄😅😂🤣😜
Really glad to see the sub count growing. How does Rifftrax not have like a million subs at this point at least?
'Til this day they never picked up Chuck Hamlin's body
So I actually had to watch this in high school in 98 As a freshman went to a vocational school. I want to say it was for like diesel shop. We all just kind of laughed and joked along with it made our own personal rifftrack to it.
Why did the narrator sounds like I want get a beer for some reason
Admit it, Rifftrax, you only posted this to keep OSHA happy. Dug-a-dug-a-dun-dun. Bow bowww!
Say what you will, but some of these old films are seriously effective. I think the hackneyed nature of this one makes it work a helluva lot better.
I saw this at the live show in Minneapolis (The MST3k RiffTrax reunion show) and I was absolutely howling with laughter!
“Man, I REALLY fell on my keys!”
You know, 'Hostel' wishes it was this short
Lol
Is that a drunk Joe Don Baker narrating and singing? He allegedly has a lot of experience with operating heavy equipment while impaired.
I think that was Chet Atkins, actually.
IMDB says the singer/narrator was a fellow named Charles Oldfather, who had also been the Dean of the U of Kansas law school.
Mitchell!
I also guessed C.W. McCall but I think he only wished he could have shaken hands with danger.
I knew Chuck Hamlin....Hes shaking hands with god now.
He’s trying to think up new ways to burn the flesh off greenhorns
The gold standard of Rifftrax shorts and one of my favorite