RiffTrax: This is Hormel (Full FREE Short)

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  • @VectorParallax
    @VectorParallax 3 года назад +540

    Watching this on the bus and suddenly realized that I'm wearing headphones so anyone looking over my shoulder just sees me laughinwg at a video of a slaughter house.

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom Год назад +58

      Well, at least you won't have to worry about anyone sitting next to you on the bus for a few years! Leg room!

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 Год назад +36

      We've all Been there.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +10

      Capt.@@jean-lucpicard5510 U.S.S. Meaterprize, is that you?

    • @label_me
      @label_me Год назад +18

      There are at least 4 layers of comedy in this situation. Bravo, chaos, one of your finest works this week

    • @yerabbit
      @yerabbit Год назад +6

      lol i relate to this comment so much

  • @TheNzFox
    @TheNzFox 3 года назад +356

    "boss, our video is really disturbing"
    "increase the music whimsy by 900%!"

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 3 года назад +22

      Boards of Canada was founded upon that conversation.

    • @VillemarMxO
      @VillemarMxO 3 года назад +18

      +10000 points for the perfect use of the sadly neglected word "whimsy". 👌💥

    • @geoffelder2236
      @geoffelder2236 2 года назад +9

      @@VillemarMxO Good one! We also would've accepted the word "jaunty" to describe the music as well!

    • @fuzztsimmers3415
      @fuzztsimmers3415 Год назад +2

      disturbing?

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 Год назад

      It's only disturbing if you're a petulant child.

  • @ActionYakPolice
    @ActionYakPolice 3 года назад +512

    I'm beginning to suspect that the answer to "wait that fake educational film from The Simpsons was based on a specific real one?" is always yes

    • @debayeuxchats5607
      @debayeuxchats5607 3 года назад +61

      I re-watched this for the first time in years and it hit me just HOW accurate that was. Had to look it up just to make sure, and yep, Troy NAILED it.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 года назад +72

      I’m going to Bovine university

    • @MxArgent
      @MxArgent 3 года назад +37

      No Springs!

    • @tremorsfan
      @tremorsfan 3 года назад +63

      Don't let the name fool you Billy, it's not really a floor. It's more of a grate where blood and other loose materials can slip through.

    • @soapflakes
      @soapflakes 3 года назад +23

      Yeah it’s based on the one about if springs suddenly disappeared (zinc in simpsons)

  • @brianmcgauley1804
    @brianmcgauley1804 3 года назад +269

    Keep in mind, this short came out 10 years after Disneyland first opened, and these boys chose to go to a meat packaging plant.

    • @dzhellek
      @dzhellek 2 года назад +44

      This has a better gift shop.

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Год назад +13

      They probably saw little difference between the two :)

    • @tanimation7289
      @tanimation7289 Год назад +15

      The meat packaging plant was closer.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Год назад +9

      Nowadays I’d rather revisit the SPAM Museum (run by Hormel, same town as the factory shown here) than any Disney property. Much cheaper and more pork products!

    • @anglaismoyen
      @anglaismoyen Год назад +6

      @@markiangooley Probably a lot less queueing, fewer crowds, better good... What else?

  • @Pugiron
    @Pugiron 3 года назад +154

    I could smell that office waiting room. Leather, nylon, wood paneling and cigarettes.

    • @brian_sipe
      @brian_sipe 3 года назад +20

      I was safe until I read your comment, then I got hit with the smell of an old union meeting hall I used to have to visit when I was a kid.

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 3 года назад +14

      You forgot the stench of Spam left out too long on a sampling plate!

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 3 года назад +10

      Anybody born in the 60s or earlier knows exactly what that room smells like.

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад +8

      Dont forget cheap coffee

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 2 года назад +7

      Everything smelled like cigarettes. Everything, hospital, florist, grocery store. movie theaters. There was no escape.

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux 2 года назад +117

    My favorite shot from 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' (1974) is not actually FROM the movie itself, but a stock shot of a cow standing in (presumably) a slaughter house, waiting to meet its fate. It pops up into the movie for only a few seconds when one of the characters is explaining the process of how beef (or, more specifically, head-cheese) is made. This single bit of stock footage is the ONLY cutaway that happens during this explanation, but while it's happening, it makes you think "Oh dear God, how much of this are they gonna show??" and "No no no no, they aren't REALLY going to show this cow being SLAUGHTERED... are they?" It helps put you on edge throughout the entire movie, making you wonder how graphic it's going to be, when actually it doesn't REALLY show that much gore.
    And then this little educational short comes along and says "Hold my moonshine."

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 Год назад +6

      Holy shit I wasn’t expecting to see you here. Longtime fan of your work, dude!

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 2 месяца назад +2

      "Hi there, Bob! How're ya doing?" - Kevin Murphy, Batman (1949)

    • @TheTrainFan9
      @TheTrainFan9 2 месяца назад +2

      I actually watched TCSM a few days ago. The shot of the cows in the slaughterhouse is before the hitchhikers monologue about headcheese. But i still agree, it's extremely powerful footage.

  • @formlessone2807
    @formlessone2807 3 года назад +306

    Still my all-time favorite short. "The tail! The horrible tail!"

    • @kaptainwarp
      @kaptainwarp 3 года назад +16

      I can't take this one. That being one reason among many.

    • @scottogle672
      @scottogle672 3 года назад +48

      You're still thinking about the tail, aren't you?

    • @sleepyhollow783
      @sleepyhollow783 3 года назад +19

      @@kaptainwarp
      The "Chicken of Tomorrow" short I thought was enough. This short solidifies my need to remain vegetarian. I get why some people like meat. But I more understand those who do not or cannot.
      😄 & 🤢 at the same time.

    • @jonahfalcon1970
      @jonahfalcon1970 3 года назад +33

      For that, I'm moving you to the Hide Cellar.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 3 года назад +1

      @FormlessOne, et al, enemies in Mario games know that feeling all too well, especially with the Super Leaf and Tanooki Suit.

  • @Smok3yR1der
    @Smok3yR1der 3 года назад +150

    Exotic spices...
    "Like salt and pepper."
    Oh god I'm dead

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick 2 года назад +27

      That wasn't a joke. They're from Minnesota.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 года назад +19

      @@RobMacKendrick I built an empire smuggling MSG to midwesterners. Don't ask where I had my mules hide it. The spice must flow.

    • @dadoctah
      @dadoctah Год назад +7

      @@RobMacKendrick Relatives of my former girlfriend once explained to me that "spice it up" in Minnesota means "put gravy on it".

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick Год назад +5

      @@dadoctah There's a chapter in the book "Scandinavian Humor and Other Myths" (which is mostly about Minnesota) called "Food That Hurts and How to Avoid It." It includes a list of "food whiteners".

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 Год назад +2

      @@RobMacKendrick I had that book! It was very handy...🧂🍚🥟🦪🥯🥪🥛

  • @NeptuneRising70
    @NeptuneRising70 3 года назад +106

    "Mmmm...ingredient meat," sounds like a Homer Simpson line.

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 2 года назад +17

      "Daaad, sausage, bacon and pork all come from the same animal!"
      "Sure, Lisa, a wonderful, magical animal!"

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 2 года назад +1

      @@Nightweaver1 “It’s bad enough they’re all eating meat. They don’t have to rub my face in it….”

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 Год назад

      I better not say too much. My late grandma would have salivated over those pickled pig feet.

    • @tomservo56954
      @tomservo56954 Год назад +2

      @@Nightweaver1 Don't forget the Garden of Eden, where Homer Adam peels bacon off a live pig and it's restored

  • @DarkfireTaimatsu
    @DarkfireTaimatsu 3 года назад +97

    "'Weiners discharged' is all I heard."

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 года назад +14

      Swinging Discharged Weiners

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 3 года назад +2

      😃😄😃

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 2 года назад

      "'Free-swinging weiners discharged' is my take-away."

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 6 месяцев назад +1

      Carlos Danger nods in approval

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 5 месяцев назад +1

      When I was in the hospital, there was a sign on the nurses' bulletin board that read something like, "GOAL: 6 discharges before noon." I commented, "Sounds like my teenage years."

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X 2 года назад +51

    This is probably my favorite short because not only is it hilarious to hear the guys riffing, but it's honestly an interesting look at how meat is processed and how little Hormel wastes.

    • @raideurng2508
      @raideurng2508 Год назад +17

      I too enjoy watching emulsified mystery goo land majestically onto cold steel platters.

    • @anthrax2525
      @anthrax2525 Год назад +5

      All to tasteful light jazz music

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Месяц назад

      @@raideurng2508 It's not _mystery_ goo, they tell you exactly what it's made of.

  • @antipanglossian
    @antipanglossian 2 года назад +52

    "It's the automatic scaling line,
    we're sorting out some hams"
    I love when Kevin sings.

  • @Panzer_the_Merganser
    @Panzer_the_Merganser 3 года назад +163

    C'mon Jimmy, let's take a look at the killing floor... Don't let the name throw you, it's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through, where it can be collected and exported.

    • @anon5263
      @anon5263 2 года назад +22

      I have this CRAZY FRIEND who says it's wrong to eat meat. IS HE CRAZY?

    • @Panzer_the_Merganser
      @Panzer_the_Merganser 2 года назад +6

      @@anon5263 Hahahaha no, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of the food chain. *cut to scientician*

    • @wongtimefunguy
      @wongtimefunguy 2 года назад +18

      When I grow up I'm going to bovine university!

    • @Panzer_the_Merganser
      @Panzer_the_Merganser 2 года назад +15

      @@wongtimefunguy My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 2 года назад

      @@anon5263 Not only is your friend crazy, but ignorant.

  • @nlpnt
    @nlpnt 3 года назад +104

    To this day Hormel Chili tastes like a 1960s Minnesotan's idea of "zesty".

    • @sslocke
      @sslocke 2 года назад +9

      I wanna meet the people that actually eat Hormel chili as a meal. It's our last resort for chili on a hotdog if we don't already have some we made

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick 2 года назад +13

      In my family, we call that "white man hot". (We're white, by the way. And also hot.)

    • @andystegall7407
      @andystegall7407 Год назад

      It tastes like pickled ball sweat

    • @bunnybismuth
      @bunnybismuth Год назад +2

      Signed. The worst of the canned chili except for Aldi

    • @231mac
      @231mac Год назад

      @@RobMacKendrick How cute, you must be from the north.

  • @rgs8970
    @rgs8970 3 года назад +325

    I regret to inform you that Dale Rugg passed away in July 2020 at the age of 90 years old. (I'm not making any jokes.) He was survived by his five sons: Greg, Brad, Rick, Jeff, and Ross, his daughters-in-law, ten grandchildren, and 18 great-grandchildren! I hope he did get the chance to see his hat being riffed on before his passing. RIP Dale Rugg

    • @drewvonawesome8851
      @drewvonawesome8851 3 года назад +7

      Is there an obituary online for him?

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 3 года назад +6

      @@rgs8970 Wait... _that's the same place?_

    • @melasnexperience
      @melasnexperience 3 года назад +32

      I'm shocked to learn he & his family weren't actors.

    • @Malamba4231
      @Malamba4231 3 года назад +38

      His last words: “The tail horror! The tail horror!”

    • @drewvonawesome8851
      @drewvonawesome8851 3 года назад +29

      @@rgs8970 Found it, it is genuinely interesting that they're all real people. Wonder how much they got for being in this.

  • @lupinzar
    @lupinzar 3 года назад +92

    The lounge music throughout made this riff even more hilarious.

    • @weekendmom
      @weekendmom 3 года назад +5

      The music towards the end of the film is the same music used in Larry Blamire's film The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 года назад +2

      @@weekendmom I SLEEP NOW

    • @troylowe814
      @troylowe814 4 месяца назад

      Hearing the tones of mallets hitting a vibraphone while animal carcases are being skinned made my week

  • @aaronlarson2330
    @aaronlarson2330 3 года назад +26

    The dark and gritty "How It's Made" prequel no one expected.

    • @sarah2.017
      @sarah2.017 11 часов назад

      And Mike Rowe was still a preschooler in 1965.

  • @fireriffs
    @fireriffs 3 года назад +168

    I noticed several people in the live chat replay were commenting on the lack of blood coming from the meat. That is because the blood is drained at the slaughterhouse because meat with blood in it would rot too quickly.

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 3 года назад +29

      It's... the same logic for human bodies when they get embalmed.

    • @thesmilingmercenary937
      @thesmilingmercenary937 2 года назад +9

      That's ham facts!

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 года назад +21

      Removing blood is also part of koshering but of course this is mostly pork processing so koshering doesn’t enter into it…

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад +7

      Removing blood is part of meat butchery period. Doesnt matter if its halal, kosher, or just plain ol secular meat

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 2 года назад +13

      @@LukeMcGuireoides "Plain ol' secular meat" is one of my new favorite sentences. Thank you.

  • @JohnLee-ue6gy
    @JohnLee-ue6gy 3 года назад +31

    the subtle introduction of the quasi-mariachi horns during the chili segment aptly captured the authenticity of the product.

  • @ironheadrat3420
    @ironheadrat3420 3 года назад +83

    This one is a real rollercoaster, it's in turns banal, horrifying and hilarious. It's also very quotable, I don't think I'll ever forget picnic boning or The Batchmaster.

    • @anthrax2525
      @anthrax2525 2 года назад +7

      Back to the Hide Cellar with you

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 2 года назад +5

      The tail! The horrible tail!

    • @ironheadrat3420
      @ironheadrat3420 2 года назад +3

      What's Hormul?

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug Год назад

      Free swinging stripping machine

  • @tritiumH3
    @tritiumH3 3 года назад +193

    Oh. Oh no.
    Anyone who hasn't seen this, you're in for a treat, a meaty treat. It's an industrial advertising short, as imagined by Cronenberg.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 3 года назад +30

      The sickly color of the film is what realllly makes it

    • @kellysquirrelk
      @kellysquirrelk 3 года назад +7

      1st time for me. Yikes.

    • @dawnbreaker2912
      @dawnbreaker2912 3 года назад +11

      Yeah, that was pretty horrifying. Not enough to make me give up beef, though.

    • @brian_sipe
      @brian_sipe 3 года назад +23

      Look, I'm going to be real with you chief, this made me hungry and I dug out a can of Spam to make a couple of sandwiches.
      And to cry into.

    • @lordscrewtape2897
      @lordscrewtape2897 3 года назад +8

      Saw only WISHES it were this disturbing...😳

  • @BenCol
    @BenCol 3 года назад +109

    Come on Jimmy, let’s take a peek at the killing floor!

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 3 года назад +25

      Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy.

    • @AR-cp5dz
      @AR-cp5dz 3 года назад +27

      @@KairuHakubi It’s more of steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

    • @ashlinbouwman7036
      @ashlinbouwman7036 3 года назад +20

      @@AR-cp5dz Just ask this scientician

    • @pja36
      @pja36 3 года назад +17

      Uhhhhh.

    • @meumnomen
      @meumnomen 3 года назад +9

      Hartman ❤

  • @nitrokid
    @nitrokid 3 года назад +165

    "All the sausages are hung here - "
    LOL the amount of sexual innuendo in this short is off the charts. I love it.

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 3 года назад +5

      See above comment😃😄😃

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 года назад +18

      The wieners are discharged as they hurriedly shuffle towards slots...
      Underweight packages are rejected.
      A tale as old as time...

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 3 года назад +6

      @@planescaped Helps if they have nice personalities and can make you laugh...😁

    • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
      @zoeyrochellezhombie829 3 года назад +7

      And the best part is the innuendos weren't intended!

    • @sandydee8003
      @sandydee8003 3 года назад +11

      A “Mattress of Gelatin”???
      Note: Buy new mattress…

  • @ResoluteGryphon
    @ResoluteGryphon 3 года назад +43

    I actually found the process fascinating. We have such a disconnect these days about where our foods come from. And the RiffTrax guys made it hilarious. Double-win!

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 8 месяцев назад +2

      Banal, horrifying edutainment

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 4 месяца назад +1

      Total disconnect. Ground up chicken cloacas formed into little ovals and breaded. Yuck.

  • @Jchavarro
    @Jchavarro 2 года назад +28

    "Wait these are the tapeworms we pulled from the pigs" had me coughing with laughter

  • @blueseanomad7435
    @blueseanomad7435 3 года назад +120

    "This is too much sodium, this is madness!"
    "Madness? THIS IS HOR-MEL!"

    • @RichterPhallos
      @RichterPhallos 3 года назад +12

      Kids today don't know SQUAT about sodium. The shocking lack of sodium taught in schools today is, well, shocking!

    • @MsTokyoBlue
      @MsTokyoBlue 3 года назад +16

      *Kicks USDA inspector off ledge into hide cellar*

    • @bensirach3586
      @bensirach3586 3 года назад +6

      Into the hide cellar he goes!

    • @adey88splace
      @adey88splace 3 года назад +3

      MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAA

    • @HiSodiumContent
      @HiSodiumContent 3 года назад +1

      .

  • @crixxxxxxxxx
    @crixxxxxxxxx 3 года назад +324

    Some kids dreamed of visiting newly-opened Disneyland. These two homely-looking boys dreamed of visiting a meat processing factory.

    • @GrizDrummer25
      @GrizDrummer25 3 года назад +36

      Some kids just know their callings.

    • @Progearspec
      @Progearspec 3 года назад +7

      That's gotta be some kind of fetish "rolls eyes".

    • @SgtSega
      @SgtSega 3 года назад +11

      It's free.

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 года назад +26

      Some kids throw up on amusement park rides, others prefer to barf after touring meat plants.

    • @TotallyNotRedneckYall
      @TotallyNotRedneckYall 3 года назад +18

      This is what you get when you wish for a trip to Disney on a cursed monkey's paw.

  • @darkmerchant1
    @darkmerchant1 Год назад +18

    Ah, yes! The Batch Master is picnic boning the ingredient meat.

  • @marccolten9801
    @marccolten9801 3 года назад +257

    "Skinless Wieners" was the name of my Hebrew school kickball team.

    • @CookiesAndSarcasm
      @CookiesAndSarcasm 3 года назад +15

      Hahahahaha! Well played sir, well played.

    • @shannondore
      @shannondore 3 года назад +6

      😆🤣

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂🍆

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 3 года назад +2

      ... Also a Porn name😋

    • @patrickdrazen8411
      @patrickdrazen8411 3 года назад +8

      "Handling Oblong Tins" was the name of my high school New Wave band. And "Batch Masters" was the punk band that played my Senior Prom!

  • @marccolten9801
    @marccolten9801 3 года назад +57

    Dear kids, what do you weigh and what's your BMI? Signed Hormel Department of Meat Acquisition

    • @mmsL125
      @mmsL125 Год назад +3

      Whatever the answer don’t worry, we can increase those numbers

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X Год назад

      I don't know, but I was raised on a strict diet of the gelatinous fat scraped off the tops of cans of Spam. 😂

  • @backedup39
    @backedup39 4 месяца назад +4

    Accurate burn on the Vikings inside the first 30 seconds.

  • @AskALibbieist
    @AskALibbieist 3 года назад +110

    i could have happily lived the rest of my life without seeing a mattress of gelatin.

  • @andylindsaytunes
    @andylindsaytunes 3 года назад +39

    The humor was an excellent salve for the trauma of the endless skinning scene.

    • @jamesmorris1657
      @jamesmorris1657 3 года назад +2

      Thanks. I think I’ll check out now!

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 3 года назад +14

      So... much... pigskin, and yet no one was READY FOR SOME FOOTBAALLLL!! o_0

    • @brian_sipe
      @brian_sipe 3 года назад +4

      The skinning had me giggling the whole way through, but then I rewatched it with the volume turned on.

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 3 года назад +5

      The men skinning the carcasses of those cows should be called the *Real* Buffalo Bills.

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 Год назад +4

      @@AmyLSacks "But back here at home we've been waiting a long time for this!"

  • @MiddleAgedNerd
    @MiddleAgedNerd 3 года назад +90

    Having already seen this dozens of times on Twitch, I'm just here to pay my respects to dad's hat.

    • @theodorelehman
      @theodorelehman 3 года назад +8

      RIP Dad's Hat.

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 2 года назад +4

      o7

    • @riconui5227
      @riconui5227 2 года назад +5

      I suspect it left Minnesota in various cans of Spam...... Which likely improved that batch. We'll ask the "Batchmaster".

  • @lonecycle4849
    @lonecycle4849 3 года назад +71

    "Mattress of gelatine" is
    1. The fuel for my nightmares
    2. A great shitty band name

    • @nickfarmer2452
      @nickfarmer2452 3 года назад +5

      3. Album title by a shitty band

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 2 года назад +5

      @@nickfarmer2452 4. A cheap "B" movie's title.

    • @friendly-nemesis4754
      @friendly-nemesis4754 2 года назад

      3. The latest anti-vaccine-cultist's alternative treatment for COVID-19

  • @donkrouskop1743
    @donkrouskop1743 3 года назад +23

    "ingredient meat" pushed me over that MST/Rifftrax/Film Crew/Cinematic Titanic 2:30AM "everything's funny now" ledge.

    • @dianesylvester156
      @dianesylvester156 2 года назад +3

      I went over that 2:30am Everything Is Funny ledge one night watching Friday The 13th.
      I still can’t look at Freddy without laughing.

  • @erikthewriter
    @erikthewriter 3 года назад +46

    The moment Bill found his golden ticket inside his ham was a day of joy. He and the other winners will join Han Hormel in his meat Factory. Anything it possible!

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 3 года назад +7

      How many of those guests will end up in the giant meat grinders?

    • @nickfarmer2452
      @nickfarmer2452 3 года назад +9

      "She's turned into a giant cranberry!"
      "Quick! Take her to the saucing machine!"

    • @matthewmitchell5636
      @matthewmitchell5636 3 года назад +4

      man I would kill to see a Willy Wonka x Soylent Green movie

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 2 года назад

      @@matthewmitchell5636 Sadly, the closest we’ve gotten is either Consuming Passions or the Willy Wonka sequence in Epic Movie. On the upside, in the latter, we get the treat of Crispin Glover as Willy Wonka.

    • @ericstoverink6579
      @ericstoverink6579 2 года назад +4

      I can only imagine the horror of the Oopma Loompa songs.

  • @kbbrown8154
    @kbbrown8154 3 года назад +77

    I'm more curious about how Mr. Rugg takes his two sons to Spam Land for vacation and comes home with four. Did he pick up two more in the gift shop?

    • @ashlinbouwman7036
      @ashlinbouwman7036 3 года назад +30

      and it only cost him a hat!

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 3 года назад +9

      A combination of the Fixed Blade and cloning technology

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 года назад +6

      @@MacTechG4 the fixed blade pierces the shield

    • @timnor4803
      @timnor4803 3 года назад +6

      Isn't that where they come from?

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 года назад +7

      @@timnor4803 this is where you tell your kids that babies come from when they are being bad. The stork is for good kids

  • @jonahfalcon1970
    @jonahfalcon1970 3 года назад +27

    Ah... the infamous "THE TAIL!!!! THE HORRIBLE TAIL!!!!!"

  • @scitechian
    @scitechian 3 года назад +28

    "Mattress of Gelatin" sounds like the finishing move of a Deep South circuit wrestler in the 1980s.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 3 года назад +15

    “Handling of oblong tins can often lead to picnic boning.” I’m dead.

  • @Big_Tex
    @Big_Tex 3 года назад +53

    By God look at all that stuff, pigs are absolutely magical creatures.

    • @dawnbreaker2912
      @dawnbreaker2912 3 года назад +16

      Sure, Big_Tex, some wonderful... MAGICAL animal.

    • @johngulyas695
      @johngulyas695 3 года назад +6

      Yes, magical AND delicious!

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 года назад +8

      Especially when grilled on propane

  • @gnussyflarkin
    @gnussyflarkin 3 года назад +65

    I'm not going to lie; I appreciate how informative this is.

    • @foxbutterfly-eden8715
      @foxbutterfly-eden8715 2 года назад +5

      Me too. Really appreciate the insight into how industrialization has been used to disconnect us from our food 😳
      I’m sure I’ll catch shit for this but, holy shit! This is a “good” viewing of how we treat these animals as if they’re nothing but consumables.
      Fuck

    • @funnyman8161
      @funnyman8161 2 года назад +7

      @@foxbutterfly-eden8715 I'm just happy to see how much of the animal they use, waste not want not and all that

    • @anglaismoyen
      @anglaismoyen Год назад +1

      @@foxbutterfly-eden8715 They are consumables though.

    • @ThePsho
      @ThePsho 11 месяцев назад +3

      I wonder, though, without industrialization if we'd even have the internet, RUclips, rifftrax etc. to have this conversation. I'd think some of the people involved with the development of those things would have otherwise been busy with boning their own meat all day, so to speak.

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta20 3 года назад +16

    “Each one ready to be cried into by an aging bachelor.” 😂😭

  • @brossichi1988
    @brossichi1988 2 года назад +12

    Timeless short. This and "At Your Fingertips: Grasses" are perfection. "Each pig foot a STUNNING work of art!"

  • @skug9bob
    @skug9bob 3 года назад +20

    Ted has lived in the hide cellar for decades: the workers pretend very hard they can't see him.

  • @racingfootball
    @racingfootball Год назад +5

    my bff and I watch this at work one night when we were slow... THIS IS hilarious ~

  • @marythomson511
    @marythomson511 9 месяцев назад +5

    I was unfortunately mid--swallow of a soda at "ANCIENT SPAM BURIAL GROUNDS" -- I managed to aim away from my tech

  • @Oppeldeldoc1
    @Oppeldeldoc1 3 года назад +106

    "Future Doughy Guys!"
    Almost any joke that reminds me of "Teenage Crime Wave" on MST3K is a good thing.

    • @blueseanomad7435
      @blueseanomad7435 3 года назад +3

      I enjoy that movie with or without riffing, a classic.

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 3 года назад +4

      ...butter

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 3 года назад +4

      Doughy Guys, duh-duh-duh-Doughy Guys!

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 2 года назад

      He'll never touch you, Terry. You're dirt.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 года назад +1

      @@JamaicanCastle Doughy Guys, buttery Doughy Guys!

  • @CinnamonGrrlErin1
    @CinnamonGrrlErin1 3 года назад +14

    This is one of those shorts that keeps getting funnier everytime you watch it. I'd lease my soul to see this and Fun in Balloonland riffed live together.

  • @joelius1
    @joelius1 3 года назад +195

    PETA only dreams of filming something this disturbing.

    • @kenthuang436
      @kenthuang436 3 года назад +7

      What about Quentin Tarantino?

    • @soangry
      @soangry 3 года назад +23

      @@kenthuang436 not enough feet

    • @rosehuynh1572
      @rosehuynh1572 3 года назад +6

      "Meet Your Meat" was probably the most horrific factory footage I've ever seen...

    • @joelius1
      @joelius1 3 года назад +4

      @@rosehuynh1572 I would have agreed with you -- right up to the moment Hormel skins the cow.

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 3 года назад +4

      @@soangry Pigs' feet don't count?

  • @dullaham8444
    @dullaham8444 3 года назад +45

    I tried to use this as background noise to fall asleep to, and every five minutes I either laughed or gasped in horror at what the narrator describes

    • @rainofflame
      @rainofflame 3 года назад +7

      For the love of god, for SO MAMY REASONS, why would you even try??

  • @DJHolte
    @DJHolte 3 года назад +62

    The name of the farmer sounded familiar to me (I think I was actually thinking of Paul Rugg, who was the voice of Freakazoid). But anyway, I looked up the name and one of the first results was an obit of a Dale Rugg who died in 2020 -- comparing the pic there to the dad in this video, and seeing that the obit mentions he was a dairy farmer, I'm pretty sure it's the same person.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 3 года назад +1

      Huh, that’s interesting. 🤔

    • @stevem7192
      @stevem7192 3 года назад +2

      Its the same Dale Rugg. I also looked it up and Paul Rugg was born in LA. Maybe a cousin.

  • @Awol138
    @Awol138 2 года назад +11

    The cartoon dog joke is extremely underrated. 10/10

  • @christopherwall2121
    @christopherwall2121 2 года назад +24

    I never thought I'd be so happy to see an accounting office or a machinist's shop

  • @TTony-tu6dm
    @TTony-tu6dm 5 месяцев назад +6

    “The tail! The horrible horrible tail!”

  • @sabbaadams8638
    @sabbaadams8638 3 года назад +19

    I love Kevin's lounge singing! And yes, the story of bacon IS the greatest story ever told! I love how not one single employee is wearing gloves, hair nets, or anything. Eat Hormel, folks.

  • @fromthecheapseats7126
    @fromthecheapseats7126 3 года назад +23

    🎶”Quality, freshness and flavor . . .”🎵

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 года назад +6

      I was thinking about those guys while watching this, too. =)

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 года назад

      You won't find them here! 🤮

  • @belseygell9258
    @belseygell9258 2 года назад +16

    Imagine the audience reactions if this short was ever riffed live.
    (I highly doubt it ever would be riffed live, but it’s fun to imagine the volume of such horror.)

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 Год назад +6

      I imagine a mixture of raucous laughter & violent retching. 🤣🤮

  • @timnor4803
    @timnor4803 3 года назад +10

    Paused to subscribe when I heard "as a typical Minnesota farmer he can easily start as a quarterback for the Vikings" 😂😂😂

  • @krombopoulosmichael
    @krombopoulosmichael 3 года назад +24

    This one is tailor-made for the lads to riff on. I love how Kevin couldn't help but make phallic jokes.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 6 месяцев назад +5

    14:34 “Then it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.” Them pulling a Silence Of The Lambs quote caught me off guard the first time I watched this. Was laughing for a good minute.

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 года назад +46

    Oh god no. Thanks guys! But, oh god, no.
    The hide cellar. The hide cellar. The hide cellar.

    • @TheMrMeng
      @TheMrMeng 3 года назад +9

      The fleshing machine. That sounds like something straight from a horror movie.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 года назад +2

      The hide cellar

  • @jacknewman9256
    @jacknewman9256 3 года назад +21

    Obscure reference to Upton Sinclair's The Jungle. Nice!

  • @chrisbennett6062
    @chrisbennett6062 8 месяцев назад +3

    4:30 "Dad has opted to dress as one of the Wizard's henchmen, possibly Gabe!"
    Ah , Gabe

  • @captaindunsel2048
    @captaindunsel2048 3 года назад +8

    "Batchmaster" made me think of Boggy Creek 2... "Mike, his batch!" 😂

  • @0pyrophosphate0
    @0pyrophosphate0 3 года назад +15

    The "hide cellar" sounds like a Diablo level.

    • @mmsL125
      @mmsL125 Год назад +3

      Stay awhile and listen to screams from the cow-peeler

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu Год назад +1

      FRESH MEAT!

  • @williamjones2027
    @williamjones2027 3 года назад +98

    "Don't get any ideas. We're dairy cows and we taste like horse." Finally, someone who understands why I laugh my butt off at those Chik-Fil-A "Eat Mor Chicken" ads.

    • @timnor4803
      @timnor4803 3 года назад +4

      Dairy beef is actually very good. McDonald's buys lots of it.

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 2 года назад +9

      @@timnor4803 Is that why McDonald's tastes like sad cardboard?

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад

      No, he said it was good. Mickey dees taste like shit because they sacrifice the cattle to satan

    • @AncelDeLambert
      @AncelDeLambert 2 года назад +1

      @@Popebug No, that's Burger King

  • @jmjon9
    @jmjon9 3 года назад +68

    this video is proof that you never actually want to see how the sausage gets made

    • @MarkLipka
      @MarkLipka 3 года назад +2

      @jmjon9 --- ♦️ *If this short doesn't make you a vegan, maybe nothing will.* ♦️

    • @luisostasuc8135
      @luisostasuc8135 2 года назад +5

      im fascinated with medical stuff, so it's more knowing the suffering that the animals go through before theyre brutally slaughtered that makes me not support the meat industry as much as possible

    • @elizabethsmith7224
      @elizabethsmith7224 2 года назад +2

      What do you mean this is fascinating

  • @JohnnyBurnes
    @JohnnyBurnes 3 года назад +20

    Funny, educational, AND terrifying.
    Rifftrax has it all!

  • @burtknighten1873
    @burtknighten1873 3 года назад +100

    Imagine living somewhere that this is considered entertainment as a child

    • @raekuul
      @raekuul 3 года назад +14

      Imagine living somewhen that this is considered infotainment for a child

    • @captainyossarian388
      @captainyossarian388 3 года назад +14

      The 70s was a very weird decade, trust me I lived through it.

    • @christopherborum6551
      @christopherborum6551 3 года назад +4

      Have you ever been to Austin, MN?

    • @alexcarter8807
      @alexcarter8807 3 года назад +10

      @@captainyossarian388 This film is more like 60s but yeah, my local kiddie show (every metro area had a locally produced TV show for kids, where I was, it was the "Checkers & Pogo Show") had a thing called "On The Go" where they'd explore such fascinating places as .... the water treatment plant. And we kids ate it up.

    • @csmead209
      @csmead209 3 года назад +1

      It isn't?

  • @JonNargodian
    @JonNargodian Год назад +12

    "Hormel pigs feet are delicacy items" "THEY GRACE THE TABLES OF KINGS!" I spat out my drink at that.

    • @zoeyrochellezhombie829
      @zoeyrochellezhombie829 10 месяцев назад +2

      My grandparents had a gallon jar of pickled pigs feet. Sat on a shelf in the garage until the day my Grandmother died. Literally. God knows how old that jar was.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 3 года назад +14

    "An ancient Spam burial ground."

  • @joylesstiger
    @joylesstiger 3 года назад +32

    I found my new cb handle!
    This is batchmaster coming up on your back door, headed for Beantown.

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 2 года назад +1

      Well hopefully you can keep the black marks off my mudflats. It’s Buffalo Bill here, howdy!

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 Год назад

      🤔😣that sounds dirtier than I'd like to think it was

  • @fangjokerLS
    @fangjokerLS 3 года назад +13

    Man, STAND BY ME is very different than I remembered.

    • @nickfarmer2452
      @nickfarmer2452 3 года назад +2

      "Hey, you want to see LOTS of dead bodies?"

  • @tsmith7070
    @tsmith7070 Год назад +4

    "Big meat is in the pocket of big saran wrap". ... upvote and followed.

  • @emmagrove6491
    @emmagrove6491 3 года назад +11

    Billy is slightly dismayed as a careless worker accidentally severs his arm in the band saw.

  • @diannemose244
    @diannemose244 2 месяца назад +2

    And the screams of animals packed shoulder to shoulder fade in the distance 😂😂

  • @LchanOtakudom
    @LchanOtakudom Год назад +10

    You know, I went into this short thinking "uh oh, this is gonna be tough, I don't know if I have the stomach for this short!". I'm 8 minutes in and I REALLY WANT SOME BACON!!

  • @paintedbymatthew
    @paintedbymatthew 11 месяцев назад +4

    Nothing beats a good night's sleep on my mattress of gelatin.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 3 года назад +5

    “This film is a machine! A machine for pigs! Fit only for the boning of picnics!”

  • @mechachrist
    @mechachrist Год назад +4

    Thes guys have been lifting me out of depression since 89 or 90.

  • @ashlinbouwman7036
    @ashlinbouwman7036 3 года назад +5

    Watching this for a second time on a full stomach - inadvisable.

  • @ryant282a
    @ryant282a 3 года назад +63

    At the grocery store I work at, I once had an elderly couple ask me where the "Hormul" products were located. I said, "Hormel? That's on aisle 5." The man paused, grinned, and said, "It's a hoot that you Southerners call it Hormel. We're from Minnesooooota, and it's pronounced Hormul, now doncha know?" I told them all the commercials here pronounce it Hormel, so that's why we call it that. They walked away looking defeated and shocked for some reason.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 2 года назад +13

      I will always be baffled by people mispronouncing brand names despite hearing the correct pronunciations in commercials.

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane Год назад +9

      Did they go back to Prairie Home Companion? Nobody has talked like that here in about 50 years.

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 Год назад +1

      @@DanaTheInsane You bet.

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 Год назад +1

      @@DanaTheInsane They do, you just can't hear it. Extremely obvious to outsiders, though.

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 Год назад

      @@DanaTheInsane powdermilk biscuits aren't halfbad....

  • @markrook6085
    @markrook6085 3 года назад +51

    “Ingredient Meat” would be an AWESOME band name….

    • @deandupont5503
      @deandupont5503 3 года назад +3

      Wait, isn't Ingredient Meat the rhythm guitarist for GWAR?

    • @joriankell1983
      @joriankell1983 3 года назад +3

      I play Bass, let's do it

    • @Skrimpish
      @Skrimpish 3 года назад +2

      Follow your dreams!

    • @joriankell1983
      @joriankell1983 3 года назад

      @@RadicalMaddie I like it. So who here plays drums?

  • @TheAwmoody
    @TheAwmoody 3 года назад +6

    This had to be the inspiration for the Simpson's Bovine University with Troy McClure lol.

  • @matthewpaul6904
    @matthewpaul6904 3 года назад +8

    I can't believe you couldn't get Weird Al back for this one.

    • @stevem7192
      @stevem7192 3 года назад +1

      He's a longtime vegan. Probably not ideal for him.

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 3 года назад +4

      Al is still in therapy after "Three Magic Words." At least we know he can afford the best therapy money can buy.

  • @RingshadowCat
    @RingshadowCat 2 месяца назад +2

    Honestly? This whole video fascinated me. Custom machinery running, skilled people, and a facility that looks spotless while having little to no waste. Good job, Hormel, I hope your current standards are like this!

    • @Jenna-iw7bi
      @Jenna-iw7bi Месяц назад +3

      That’s a good point. It truly does look like they’re using as much as they possibly can

  • @mrmonty86
    @mrmonty86 3 года назад +10

    Some kids dream of going to Disneyland, Comic-Con, or summer camp. These kids want to visit the Hormel plant.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 Год назад +4

      As they say... follow your dreams, kids.

  • @wolfgangallanalhazred802
    @wolfgangallanalhazred802 Год назад +3

    I don't know about you guys, but I'm invested in the compelling plot of "This is Hormel."

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 3 года назад +4

    Hormel Batch Master might have to be the name of my Luchador identity.

  • @Chir0n
    @Chir0n 3 года назад +3

    I was not ready for this.

  • @melasnexperience
    @melasnexperience 3 года назад +8

    My absolute favorite Rifftrax short, sharing its meaty meatness with the world!

  • @CaptOrbit
    @CaptOrbit 3 года назад +15

    And you could tell that Hormel was so proud of all of that footage. It's like they wanted you to share in their joy.

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 8 месяцев назад +3

    15:00 Their reaction to this part never fails to get a laugh out of me.

  • @pharmboy730
    @pharmboy730 3 года назад +4

    Absolutely NO safety devices ANYWHERE... All the guy separating the pigs feet has to do is sneeze and it's "Hello, Lefty!"

  • @FirstMultitude
    @FirstMultitude 3 года назад +53

    Has anyone pointed out the coincidence that Hormel is based in Minnesota, much like MST3K has been? If anyone had a right to mock this video it was MST3K alums. ;-)

    • @jeffreystrain6031
      @jeffreystrain6031 3 года назад +2

      Is the Cedar River in Minnesota? There is one in iowa.

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 3 года назад +7

      In the unauthorized Mike Nelson biography, we'll learn that the Ruggs invited him on this trip but he faked tonsillitis to get out of it. Really embarrassing when the hospital was about to put him under and he had to own up in front of his folks.

    • @andysorensen1737
      @andysorensen1737 3 года назад +2

      @@jeffreystrain6031 That same Cedar River does flow through Austin, yes.

  • @skug9bob
    @skug9bob 3 года назад +6

    It's so clever the way the kids talk without ever moving their lips.

  • @suchiuomizu
    @suchiuomizu 3 года назад +33

    Rated M for Meat.

  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler 3 года назад +8

    Me watching this: "OSHA! OSHA! Good lord someone get OSHA in there!"