RiffTrax: ROTOR (Full Movie)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @mrsary7868
    @mrsary7868 3 года назад +193

    RIP Coldiron. The greatest cop/robotics engineer/cowboy/stump blower/grimacer who ever lived.

  • @charleighkimber4611
    @charleighkimber4611 2 года назад +48

    Rotor just incompetently stumbles through rows of chairs, not understanding what objects are, but gently unclips the velvet rope barrier without a pause.

  • @damian6631
    @damian6631 3 года назад +589

    IMDB: "The actor who played Shoe Boogie, the jive-talking Native American janitor, is uncredited. To date, his identity has not been verified." I choose to believe Shoe Boogie is not a fictional character.

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 3 года назад +19

      1:24:23 Earl G. Bugler was real as well!

    • @0x777
      @0x777 3 года назад +65

      Plot twist: He wasn't an actor. He just showed up at the set, they mistook him for an actor and accidentally filmed a conversation between him and the woman. And since film material is expensive, it made it into the film.

    • @breakingames7772
      @breakingames7772 3 года назад +26

      Your idea of jive is from tv my friend, that is not jive it's just a stereotypical inner city black accent ...you wouldn't understand a word if it was jive. Haven't you seen airplane? Joan cleaver speaks perfect jive

    • @akalyx
      @akalyx 3 года назад +45

      i think if you really look...deep down, inside...we are all shoe boogie

    • @highnoon2535
      @highnoon2535 3 года назад +22

      Shoe boogie was a "Shoe in" for this movie.

  • @adamtokay
    @adamtokay 3 года назад +408

    "I don't know what any of that means" Mike:"I'm just a schmo who taught a robot to see through time" must be one of the funniest lines in all comedy

    • @scantrahan
      @scantrahan 3 года назад +8

      MY DENIM DID NOTHING!!

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 3 года назад +12

      I just got to that line, paused to check the comments, sure enough - I'm not alone. That was god damned hilarious 😂

    • @tjt2383
      @tjt2383 3 года назад +21

      It's kind of like when some friends just get together and make a time machine one weekend so one can go back in time and hang out with dad David Carradine.

    • @zacharysmith2551
      @zacharysmith2551 3 года назад +6

      One of the funniest lines in all of rifftrax/mst history

    • @dfailsthemost
      @dfailsthemost 3 года назад +2

      @@Jesse__H same

  • @goober7535
    @goober7535 2 месяца назад +3

    It’s simply amazing that they came up with this protagonist and thought he’d be likable, interesting, OR relatable

  • @themightycelestial
    @themightycelestial 3 года назад +443

    I'm part of a small community of fandom that wanted ROTOR to do well.
    We're known as the ROTOR Rooters.

  • @peppermintpetty6766
    @peppermintpetty6766 3 года назад +163

    “Hey honey let’s go see Robocop at the movie theater.”
    “Baby, we have Robocop at home.”

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 3 года назад +11

      Robocop at home:
      (sorry, that meme without the final line was making my eye twitch 😖)

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 3 года назад +14

      Robocop at home? I’d buy _THAT_ for a dollar!

    • @StarryStarryNocturne
      @StarryStarryNocturne 3 года назад +7

      @@RustyMuck I get the reference, but for ROTOR that'd still be too steep a price for me. Maybe a nickel?

    • @starofjustice1
      @starofjustice1 3 года назад +2

      ikr wtf?

    • @cigoLxeL
      @cigoLxeL 3 года назад +7

      @@RustyMuck And you'd get .99¢ in change.

  • @kenjohnson7682
    @kenjohnson7682 3 года назад +61

    This is my favorite Rifftrax movie of all time. Skunk hair lady. The gas station crate with the magic exit. "HERR DOCTOR!!". White supremist. The gas station hostage lady who suddenly starts doing martial arts. Too many other great moments to list. This one was so funny that I almost couldn't handle it. My stomach was hurting from laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 3 года назад +206

    "In Texas, all coffee has a little beef in it."
    Yes. Texan-certified true statement.

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 3 года назад +1

      How do you misquote something you literally just heard?

    • @jameswoodard4304
      @jameswoodard4304 3 года назад +23

      @@Popebug ,
      Because I'm making a stupid joke, so I'm not terribly worried about exact accuracy. "Texas coffee always has a little beef in it," is apparently different enough of a quote that it warranted you making a comment just to correct me?

    • @erniemiller1953
      @erniemiller1953 3 года назад +13

      I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT Black Rifle Coffee Company coffee.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 3 года назад +4

      @@erniemiller1953 🤣🤣🤣 as a BRCC drinker, I can confirm this.

    • @Vulture23
      @Vulture23 3 года назад

      Texas, 1/3rd the size of Alaska but 100% Head fully up its own ass..with beef

  • @RustyMuck
    @RustyMuck 3 года назад +175

    I have no earthly idea how anyone would be able to sit through this movie without the riffs, Mike, Kevin and Bill are absolute MVPs

    • @Terminus_El_Camino
      @Terminus_El_Camino 3 года назад +21

      I've done it. Not saying it didn't hurt, but I did.

    • @adamsymthe5389
      @adamsymthe5389 3 года назад +10

      If you're really into nostalgia for Dallas in the '80s it's got a certain charm.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 года назад +10

      This is a fun bad movie. It’s non stop absurd crap. It’s not dull.

    • @davidnottennant1161
      @davidnottennant1161 3 года назад +3

      Ask Kieran from Rental Reviews... it's a Thanksgiving(?) tradition for him!

    • @ghostpasha9076
      @ghostpasha9076 3 года назад +3

      Just watching the RLM takedown was painful...funny, but painful

  • @naturesinterface6663
    @naturesinterface6663 3 года назад +185

    The emblems on ROTOR's helmet are made with 1980s iridescent Harley Davidson stickers. I remember seeing them in gumball vending machines. Stay classy, ROTOR.

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 3 года назад +16

      That's some movie magic right there.

    • @Esteban_LeGrafx
      @Esteban_LeGrafx 3 года назад +11

      I am so glad you posted that, because I was thinking the same thing. So wonderful.

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 3 года назад +1

      @@Popebug 58:48

    • @zombie..
      @zombie.. 3 года назад +7

      Had these stickers as a kid, definitely got them from gumball machines

    • @SatanasExMachina
      @SatanasExMachina 3 года назад +3

      Indeed. I got a few of these from the sticker machines at pizza hut as a kid.

  • @jregulatori4672
    @jregulatori4672 3 года назад +41

    I'm by no means a Rifftrax pro but I can honesty say I've seen 90%+ of their collection. ROTOR is one of my favorite Rifftrax movies of all time.
    I just about die during the board room scene with the Beach Boy references. No matter how many times I watch, that scene puts me in tears. Especially when they make the Madonna Vogue references. I always lose it there.
    So happy they uploaded it.

  • @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117
    @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117 3 года назад +48

    "Let me lay it out plain for you son."
    "62 year old son."

  • @captaindunsel2048
    @captaindunsel2048 3 года назад +25

    Bill's mooning thing was insanely funny "I tripped over my bunched-up pant legs! Ow, my arm, head and knee..." 🤣

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 3 года назад +54

    That chain of Beach Boys references in the conference room reeks of one writer just deciding to mess with things, forgetting he did it, and then being too late to change anything.

    • @stevenwatchorn9816
      @stevenwatchorn9816 Год назад +8

      Wouldn't it be nice if those references actually made sense?

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug Год назад +3

      Glad I wasn't the only one. I counted four.

    • @PhpGtr
      @PhpGtr Год назад +2

      @@stevenwatchorn9816 I get around 10 laughs a minute watching that terrible ADR.

    • @Mal-t4x
      @Mal-t4x Год назад +4

      God only knows. I thought it was going to go on for ever.

    • @blakecey4631
      @blakecey4631 5 месяцев назад +1

      409

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 3 года назад +143

    Ah, a scientist-cop detective who also manages a full on cattle ranch and heads a complicated robotics research project, likely when he's not presiding as a judge and teaching at college of course. He has to save time to run the kitchen at his restaurant as well as practice for the Olympics.
    A real down to earth protagonist.

    • @ElvenRaptor
      @ElvenRaptor 3 года назад +13

      You forgot how he's also an Olympic Gold Medalist.

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 3 года назад +10

      He's so... relatable.

    • @chillydawgg4354
      @chillydawgg4354 3 года назад +21

      One of the least likeable protagonists ever. The crack about test audiences demanding his death probably was close to the truth.

    • @coyotesmile8972
      @coyotesmile8972 3 года назад +2

      I like your solo polo.

    • @NickKnave
      @NickKnave 3 года назад

      You forgot "shot to death."

  • @karenstarr
    @karenstarr 3 года назад +87

    I’ll never understand how Rifftrax doesn’t have way more subscribers than they do.

    • @burtknighten1873
      @burtknighten1873 3 года назад +13

      For real. People just don't know about them I guess

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 года назад +13

      People probably google MST3K and just end up at Joel’s inferior reboot stuff.

    • @Shadowfax-1980
      @Shadowfax-1980 3 года назад +4

      I think it should be changing now that they’re posting full episodes

    • @Roy_1
      @Roy_1 3 года назад +4

      Most people don't know what it is. MST3K isn't even that well known and Rifftrax is even less known, although I prefer Rifftrax by a lot.

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 3 года назад +7

      I figure MST3K and Rifftrax will never have a HUGE fanbase because a lot of their movies are too painful. Rifftrax definitely has a wider universe of movies though, including the non-painful ones. It just hasn't been around as long as MST3K.

  • @WraithTDK
    @WraithTDK 2 года назад +34

    13:59 Dude doesn't just leave his sunglasses on when he enters the building, he waits until walks into the boardroom...and THEN puts them on.

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 3 года назад +65

    "Is it his [footprint]?"
    "..Well, it ain't Pee Wee Herman's."
    *"You have something to SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING COLDYRON?!"*

  • @starmanda88
    @starmanda88 3 года назад +52

    The small metal griffin thing was so ridiculous I was crying. I would try his sauces for sure though.

  • @cigoLxeL
    @cigoLxeL 3 года назад +278

    To the movie's credit, it did beat both _RoboCop 2_ and _RoboCop 3_ to the punch in answering the question "Hey, what if _RoboCop_ sucked?"

    • @jeffredfern3744
      @jeffredfern3744 3 года назад +24

      Hey, Robocop 2 had its moments

    • @wikibara
      @wikibara 3 года назад +25

      @@jeffredfern3744 What it did not have, for some reason, was Shoe Boogie.

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi 2 года назад +7

      @@jeffredfern3744 The final battle was all kinds of awesome.

    • @boomboom6577
      @boomboom6577 2 года назад +2

      To the movie’s discredit [insert wtf you just said here] .

    • @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets
      @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets 2 года назад +8

      Robocop 2 was amazing. Though definitely not as good.

  • @tomservo5347
    @tomservo5347 3 года назад +73

    I laughed SO hard at the 3 supposedly 'tough guys' walking into the bar. The mulleted muscle head that takes off his suspenders one by one and then feels the need to rip off his shirt only to get bitch slapped by ROTOR is priceless.
    "Don't call me by my slave name....I AM ROTOR!"

    • @TheVampirePredator
      @TheVampirePredator 2 года назад +5

      Fun fact: The muscle guy WAS ROTOR. That’s why you never see the ROTOR stand-in’s face during the fight scene.

    • @tomservo5347
      @tomservo5347 2 года назад +2

      @@TheVampirePredator Haha thanks for that fun fact. I don't understand how movies like this get made. The endless overdubbed dialogues and how Coldiron gets blown away by a shotgun at the end-almost like he knew it was a piece of trash movie and wrote that part in. Still, it was rich pickings for the Best Brains crew.

  • @krowochron
    @krowochron 3 года назад +45

    So much of this movie is hugely nostalgic for me. I moved to Dallas from Eastern Europe right around the time this movie was made, and this is exactly how things looked there.

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 3 года назад +6

      Really? And you weren’t tempted to move back?

    • @swandive828
      @swandive828 3 года назад +4

      @@fromthecheapseats7126 lol for real. I would choose any depressing ex-soviet bloc country over Dallas.

    • @Youcifer
      @Youcifer 2 года назад +1

      What part of Eastern Europe?

    • @krowochron
      @krowochron 2 года назад +4

      @@Youcifer Poland, with 10 months in Italy along the way.

    • @Youcifer
      @Youcifer 2 года назад

      @@krowochron Cool! :)

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 3 года назад +75

    "So, where are the other six people who we will also be feeding with these steaks?"
    Awww...poor Bill's never been to Texas. The correct line is, "So, now that we've got my dinner set, what are you going to eat?"

    • @StoneShards
      @StoneShards 3 года назад +7

      Maybe they couldn't use it because Joel patented HIS line from "Earth vs. the Spider": "I've got a candy bar! What are YOU gonna have?"--hilarious...

  • @RosenThorne
    @RosenThorne 2 года назад +32

    I don’t know why, but Kevin going “not the pplies!” Gets me every time.

  • @Swybryd-Nation
    @Swybryd-Nation 3 года назад +47

    Countless Beach Boys references, lady wrestler/mathematicians, Milton quotes, The scenic East Texas countryside, and meaty coffee this movie has it all.

    • @Swybryd-Nation
      @Swybryd-Nation 3 года назад +6

      FTR, the scientists at The Beach Boys meeting are named:
      Dr. Brian from the Wilson Institute of “Hawthorne”
      ‘Dr. Carl” also from Wilson Institute.
      ‘Dr. Al” at “Jardine” university Malibu
      Dr. ‘Bruce’ at Johnston Labs

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 3 года назад +2

      Shoeboogie too.

    • @Qwentar
      @Qwentar 3 года назад

      Lady wrestler / mathematicians? Intriguing...

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 3 года назад +3

      @@Swybryd-Nation I caught the song titles, but I didn't catch the band member names.

  • @raygiordano1045
    @raygiordano1045 3 года назад +121

    Mike, Bill, and Kevin are the best comedians ever. They are the Mary Tyler Moores of movies. They take a nothing movie and make it all worthwhile.

    • @macuna1995
      @macuna1995 3 года назад +3

      Well said.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 года назад +6

      Mary Tyler Moore? How OLD are you?

    • @donkrouskop1743
      @donkrouskop1743 3 года назад +9

      @@charlottecorday8494 Is there an age limit for enjoying Rifftrax?

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 года назад +4

      @@donkrouskop1743 41, according to my father

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 года назад +5

      I'd say they're tied with RLMs best of the worst
      They both cover the same dumpster fire movies, from ROTOR to samurai cop, Miami connection, and apply their own unique styles of comedy
      Now all we need is Rifftrax doing surviving edged weapons hahah

  • @Defiant_Jazz
    @Defiant_Jazz 3 года назад +38

    My son and I yelled “noooooo!!!” when little Alphie rolled off the desk. Then both of my eyes went into the same hole and I couldn’t finish the movie.

  • @aaccount24
    @aaccount24 3 года назад +24

    The firehose of Beach Boys references is the most confounding thing in a movie PACKED with confounding things.

    • @JeonardShadby505
      @JeonardShadby505 3 года назад +6

      What are you talking about, it makes total sense to reference a band from California in a movie shot in Texas.

    • @HereIsWisdom1318
      @HereIsWisdom1318 8 месяцев назад

      @@JeonardShadby505😂

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 5 дней назад

      That's like something I would do if I made a movie. Shoehorn them in there no matter what. I've always liked the Beach Boys.

  • @boingo2000
    @boingo2000 3 года назад +77

    Everyone wants to talk about Shooboogie. No one wants to talk about the meeting scene with a half dozen Beach Boys song titles shoehorned into the dialogue for no reason.

    • @999apeman
      @999apeman 3 года назад +21

      God only knows why they put those references in, since Dallas isn't even near a beach!

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 3 года назад +5

      All I wanna do is have fun fun fun.

    • @tfmaster96
      @tfmaster96 3 года назад +2

      You don't say 'creep creep' unless you're quoting TLC.

    • @Raulbikcube
      @Raulbikcube 2 года назад +3

      Well the screenwriters had to entertain themselves somehow. Otherwise they'd have to write a decent script.
      Excellent use of their time.

  • @kellyweingart3692
    @kellyweingart3692 3 года назад +34

    “Sounds like a Star Trek episode is starting”
    “Captain’s Log, I’ve...been...shot in the head”

  • @starmanda88
    @starmanda88 3 года назад +43

    I can’t deal with the robot cops wearing little police hats on their massive robot oblong heads. This movie rules.

  • @SlamminWolfgang
    @SlamminWolfgang Год назад +13

    I love how Coldyron keeps saying his robot policeman is "judge, jury, and executioner" even though that's not how law works...it seemed like thoughtless action movie cliche regurgitation at first, but after seeing him thwart that gas station robbery(?), I think he's genuinely unaware of the judicial system

  • @Popebug
    @Popebug 3 года назад +89

    Coldyron is one of the most bizarre protagonists I've ever seen in a movie. He acts less human than the killer robot.
    I also love that the foreshadowing with Shoebuggy and the blood eagle thing makes absolutely no sense because none of the characters who later killed the robot that way were even there.
    I guess the line about Coldyron having visited a reservation was supposed to tie into that?

    • @TheRealJabbergeist
      @TheRealJabbergeist 3 года назад +19

      Coldyron is the least human-like character in a film with two robots. I guarantee both ROTOR and the police droid could have come up with a more natural analogy than the skeletons in a tin coffin thing.
      (And hello from a fellow Retsu fan)

    • @AmyLSacks
      @AmyLSacks 3 года назад +18

      @@TheRealJabbergeist Every "joke" in this movie sounds like it came from a foreign language, got run through Google Translate, and then was left to fend for itself. :/

    • @darmocat
      @darmocat 3 года назад +19

      Also it drove me crazy because what they described as the Blood Eagle was just being drawn and quartered. The real blood eagle is a norse invention, and FAR far worse.

    • @greggarvin2023
      @greggarvin2023 3 года назад +1

      Shoeboogie!!!

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 3 года назад +15

      You're looking for sense in this mess? 1) Sonia stops to talk to the cop who just murdered her fiancée after fleeing him initially. 2) The car she leaves in after Coldyron gets his ass kicked? Whose _is_ that? It wasn't hers or his.
      3) He has time to call Steele, have her fly in, check into a hotel all while Sonia can't stop to sleep. He didn't give Sonia a # to call for help, nor has a way to shut off his killer robot remotely. He knows his robot can follow Sonia. Why not send her to where they can trap ROTOR?
      He & Steele talked for _hours_ about what to do. They needed to fly her in to _talk?_
      There's more, but...

  • @TheRealMightyHokie
    @TheRealMightyHokie 3 года назад +91

    Mike: "I don't want to seem like I'm judging someone else's work..."
    Bill: "Mike. You're famous for it."

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 3 года назад +5

      That's not even close to what he said.

  • @cosmicaf3012
    @cosmicaf3012 3 года назад +73

    "LOOK AT YOU. YOU GOT BOTH EYES COMING OUT OF THE SAME HOLE."
    Mike: "Does that mean she's tired???"
    Kev: "WHAT HOLE?!"
    kills me every time,! 😂
    As a texan I have never heard that saying anywhere 😂

    • @infinimineyt9700
      @infinimineyt9700 3 года назад +13

      I still can’t believe that line was said. It is the most nonsense expression I have yet to hear in a movie like this xD

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 3 года назад +12

      I don’t think anybody from anywhere, speaking any language, has ever heard that expression.

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 3 года назад +4

      But we in Texas have heard the words PAWKing Lot quite a bit.

    • @joshDammmit
      @joshDammmit 2 года назад +2

      Also a Texan, with parents that are WAAAY Texan, and I've also never heard that.
      Must be a ft worth thing

    • @Philippe620
      @Philippe620 Год назад +4

      As a French Canadian, I have heard it many times. L’expression avoir les deux yeux dans le même trou signifie « avoir l’esprit engourdi par la fatigue, avoir le regard vague ».

  • @jamarehire2011
    @jamarehire2011 3 года назад +17

    The 'heated' phone exchange @19:05 between Coldiron and the bad guy is really a duel of who has the worst teeth!

  • @astroguster5522
    @astroguster5522 3 года назад +39

    I literally woke up today, went on prime video and looked up ROTOR. Totally forgot how much I loved this movie. Thanks boys!! See you tonight!

  • @somerandomguy6749
    @somerandomguy6749 3 года назад +37

    I've watched this a million times already!!
    Am I going to watch it a million more, you bet. Thanks for posting you guys rule!

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 3 года назад +3

      Having watched it a million times, have you worked out what the ending means yet? Because I have no damned idea why Coldyron got shot.

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 года назад +5

      @@Here_is_Waldo I know their phone call was painful to listen to, but it established the guy’s corruption pretty well and Coldyron basically threatened to reveal it after dealing with ROTOR.

  • @patrickrobles1036
    @patrickrobles1036 3 года назад +15

    This is likely the pinnacle of riff-worthy movies.

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 3 года назад +2

      More than Samurai Cop?

    • @patrickrobles1036
      @patrickrobles1036 3 года назад +2

      @@theboombody A great riff, but the x factor for me is that R.O.T.O.R. was, for at least part of its production, an effort to make a serious movie.

  • @tomservodoctor42
    @tomservodoctor42 Месяц назад +2

    It's amazing to me just how revealing this movie is of the writer's worldview. The necessity or methodology of ROTOR is never called into question, the only problem is that it was activated too early. And the gas station scene really gets me. Coldyron instantly clocks that the youths who walked inside were criminals set on robbing the place, and knows that the only course of action is to threaten the driver, beat up a guy on the phone, then get ready to shoot a man dead. And then a cop tells him that he 100% did the right thing. And according to IMDB, his other credits were pretty much all in the art department for kids cartoons in the 80s and 90s. Wild.

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 Месяц назад

      It’s the same philosophy that gave us RoboCop, but then the writer and director made it a little deeper and more interesting.

  • @tomservo5007
    @tomservo5007 3 года назад +14

    One of the BEST in RiffTrax's catalog

  • @em_birch
    @em_birch 3 года назад +30

    This whole movie reminds me of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. I love it.

    • @radiofiendify
      @radiofiendify 2 года назад +9

      Did you remember to bring the shortbread?

    • @SlamminWolfgang
      @SlamminWolfgang 10 месяцев назад +3

      Look, it's Sonia! She's been trapped in a crate, though she's still alive, unbelievable as that seems...!

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 2 года назад +9

    This was one of my first Rifftrax and it's still one of my favorites

  • @singingpepper
    @singingpepper 2 года назад +7

    "How big is ROTOR? SOOO big! So big" LMAO! Gets me everytime.

  • @strawbarry7834
    @strawbarry7834 3 года назад +6

    Coldyron's voice triggered my ASMR. nearly fell asleep with all his exposition in the beginning.

  • @HAL9000S3
    @HAL9000S3 3 года назад +25

    "Introducing someone you'll never hear of again".

  • @zacharymicah
    @zacharymicah 3 года назад +77

    The overdub on the main actor is so damn painful!

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 года назад +22

      The phony Native American character is pretty painful, too.

  • @dougjb7848
    @dougjb7848 3 года назад +11

    12:50
    “When I was a kid we didn’t have fast movies! We had to wait three or four hours for something to happen!”

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 3 года назад +23

    It's certainly one of the lesser flubs in here, but it amuses me that there's a dramatic closeup of the clock hitting 5:00 and then Coldyron wakes up at... 4:50. Man's got a time machine for a snooze button! (Come to it, I'd like one of those...)

    • @apexone5502
      @apexone5502 3 года назад +6

      I caught that from the jump but was surprised that the crew didn't crack any jokes about it.

  • @shenloken2
    @shenloken2 5 месяцев назад +3

    “Clearing these stumps for pasturelands has always been a chore.”
    Bill: “So you can see why I decided to invent killer robots!!” 😂

  • @DerekPower
    @DerekPower 3 года назад +83

    With this HD transfer, the suckiness comes through with great clarity

  • @CheckeredLollipop
    @CheckeredLollipop 3 года назад +29

    Jokes aside, the soundtrack for this movie SLAPS

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q 3 года назад +26

    ROTOR’s “weakness is Coldyron’s weakness.” But what killed ROTOR was being lassoed, and that was one of the cowboy scientist’s strengths!

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 3 года назад +17

      Ah, but being exploded is one of Coldyron's weaknesses, so it was ROTOR's as well. Very clever of them.

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q 3 года назад +3

      @@Here_is_Waldo True. Pity angry phone guy wasn’t there with a shotgun to shoot ROTOR in the back! Would’ve saved a lot of low speed chase time.

  • @zandorvorkov7257
    @zandorvorkov7257 Год назад +15

    I love how they all just laughed at Coldyron dying.

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. Год назад +7

      It's one of the most hilariously awful plot twists of all time.

    • @skipperxiv9401
      @skipperxiv9401 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@kanna-san. And yet so gratifying at the same time

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 5 дней назад

      It's like the end of Alien Factor on Cinematic Titanic.

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman 3 года назад +22

    The amusing thing about this whole movie is not only do the day/night shots never match up, but the opening scene clearly shows Sony dead, Coldyron half beaten to death and it's at night, but the end of the movie Sony is alive, Coldyron barely has a scratch and it's daytime.
    Oh, don't forget that everything you're watching is just a narration of events he's telling to the... lawyers?... so he told them things that there is no way he would ever have known.

    • @chillydawgg4354
      @chillydawgg4354 3 года назад +5

      And who was the shotgun guy in the beginning scene? I don't remember him being in the final fight scene with the rotor

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 3 года назад +4

      @@chillydawgg4354 lol yep, the whole movie is a mess. Strangely, it was supposed to be a comedy, but the studio wanted it more serious. That's why there's so much random humor in it... like the guy with the buck teeth getting his head fried.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Год назад +1

      @@chillydawgg4354 Well, you know, this is Texas. There's shotgun guys just roaming the streets at random.

  • @kapsi
    @kapsi 3 года назад +14

    ROTOR on Rifftrax for free? It's my lucky day!

  • @NeptuneRising70
    @NeptuneRising70 3 года назад +36

    We. SEE. Him!!! And I love how the storyline about the girlfriend just gets dropped. Word has it she’s still asleep on that tacky loveseat.

  • @Olinlb
    @Olinlb 3 года назад +18

    "They developed fully operational sensor recall but didn't think of a remote control with an off switch".😂😂😂

  • @sleepyhollow783
    @sleepyhollow783 2 года назад +8

    42:21 "You wanna go to the IHOP?"
    "Golden Coral's new slogan."
    Perhaps seen as common by some fans, but I love when/how that riff is used. 😄

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 года назад +1

      It may be common but that's what helps to make it funnier and more common, as an inside joke between fans :)
      Have you or anybody else out there been to the restaurant?
      We don't have them where I live.
      I'm guessing it's a steakhouse but is it really that bad? And why?
      Please let me know if you get a chance.
      Cheers from Canada

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Год назад +4

      @@steveharvey2102 It's a buffet place, it's not _bad_ but it's also really not very good. It's the kind of place you go like... after football practice or something, when you need a lot of food and you aren't picky about it.
      They're really nostalgic for me because we didn't have them were I lived as a kid, but they did around my grandparents, so we always went there when we visited. As a kid I loved it, not so much now. :D

    • @kevinmi42
      @kevinmi42 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@steveharvey2102Golden Corral is a chain buffet. Certainly inexpensive for a buffet, and the food quality reflects just that. Granted, it's not all that bad considering Buffets are a rare sight, and its value is undeniable; but some would consider it 'trashy' since they cook in large quantities - increasing likelihood for undercooked/overcooked food... But as a buffet, you're encouraged to grab a new plate of food - if your appetite isn't demoralized after biting into raw or tough meat.
      In my opinion, I like the breakfast buffet for all the bacon I can manage to eat - or eggs n steak, even if it is only scrambled eggs.
      Considering the value, if you don't mind cheap steak, then you can fill up on protein/calories easy.

  • @denniswillman7575
    @denniswillman7575 3 года назад +62

    "That's not a ROTOR-y phone!" Bill's reaction to that joke from Kevin kills me every time.

  • @LucianTSkeptic
    @LucianTSkeptic 3 года назад +86

    Even Zap Rosdower laughs at Barrett Coldyron's name.

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 2 года назад +3

      Is Zap a legit name? What in God's name is it short for?!

    • @michaellaplant8659
      @michaellaplant8659 2 года назад +4

      @@guybrush1701 Uhmmm......Zapruder -- I think........but please don't quote me. 😊😁😏😉

    • @bootsthecat6718
      @bootsthecat6718 Год назад +4

      "Rosdower!"

    • @ChampionElCid
      @ChampionElCid Год назад +5

      I don't know. Ask Zapp Brannigan...

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero 9 месяцев назад

      Zaphod.

  • @rogue-like4life
    @rogue-like4life Год назад +2

    The "I'm secretly a baby" line got me! 🤣
    Also, I'm not sure if anyone else gives props to the theme song for Rifftrax, but I was slightly disappointed that it wasn't on this one. It's really catchy and short enough to not get overplayed/annoying. Whoever wrote and performed it knocked it out of the park!!!

    • @rogue-like4life
      @rogue-like4life Год назад

      You missed the perfect opportunity to rag on the beach boys again at 16:11

    • @rogue-like4life
      @rogue-like4life Год назад

      And a few seconds later at 16:54. They had to do those on purpose.

  • @stevew8513
    @stevew8513 2 года назад +5

    One of the things that makes this movie bearable to watch is the warm fuzzies I keep getting when I see Dallas footage from the 1980s. I keep spotting buildings I recognize that a lot of the time have been demolished.

  • @buckb6976
    @buckb6976 3 года назад +14

    I've seen this one on Pluto so many times, but this is the first time I've watched it in 1 sitting. Holy smokes this is so good. The cast is incredible... Southern character from a Hannah Barbera cartoon should get an extended universe.

  • @dahobdahob
    @dahobdahob 3 года назад +24

    So, my room mate has been harping about Rotor for years. Holy crap... there are no words. Part of it is he never mentioned it was filmed in Dallas I think I've worked at or around the corner from every location in the movie. Hell, the convenience store robbery was not far from my house.
    Who paid for this.. thing?

    • @sethsassy
      @sethsassy 2 года назад

      I believe it's a Mexico-South Africa coproduction

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 2 года назад

      Dallas chambers of commerce?

    • @KSignalEingang
      @KSignalEingang Месяц назад

      We all did, in a way.

  • @dougjb7848
    @dougjb7848 3 года назад +22

    The main…actor…guy always looks like he’s doing the Bogart routine that won him second place in his high school talent show.

  • @jacobjohnson2269
    @jacobjohnson2269 3 года назад +9

    Thank you Rifftrax. Just, thank you.

  • @Nezuji
    @Nezuji 8 месяцев назад +1

    Do we all remember the opening scene? Don't forget that that scene was meant to occur chronologically between ROTOR blowing up, and Coldyron giving his parting monologue to the interrogators at the end of the movie.

  • @adamfowler5475
    @adamfowler5475 3 года назад +4

    11:11- "Clearing these stumps for pasture land has always been a chore."
    Bill- "so you can see why I decided to invent killer robots". LOL!!

  • @andyowens2645
    @andyowens2645 2 месяца назад +1

    "And skunk-head gym lady is in!"
    I am crying. It's just oh my god, I can't see.

  • @danielflynn8530
    @danielflynn8530 2 года назад +7

    Don’t forget the sequels ROTOR in space, ROTOR goes Medieval, ROTOR vs The Aliens, ROTOR goes Outback to a Steakhouse in Australia. ROTOR, Mall Cop. Shoplifters will be destroyed!

  • @SocialBobcat
    @SocialBobcat Год назад +2

    1:05:11 as a Houstonian, I was surprised how pleased I was to hear the correct 713 area code referenced. Never thought I'd hear it used in a movie, to the extent that ROTOR can be called a movie.

  • @Agent57000DM
    @Agent57000DM 3 года назад +34

    "Establishing Shot: The Movie" - RLM

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 3 года назад +6

      Cut to _another_ establishing shot!

    • @bwriddle6650
      @bwriddle6650 3 года назад +6

      I’ve been binging Rifftrax, MST and BOTW for two weeks. If Rifftrax ever does Rem Lazar my life will be complete 😂

    • @thegirlnextdork
      @thegirlnextdork 3 года назад +6

      Cut to establishing SHOTTTTTT

    • @bingerz237
      @bingerz237 3 года назад +1

      @@bwriddle6650 You might want to consider including Found Footage Festival's VCR Party in that mix. They have the best Rem Lezar exclusives.

  • @SocialMediaGypsy
    @SocialMediaGypsy 3 года назад +19

    Wow! Incredible. I love so much Rifftrax. So entertaining, yet intellectually stimulating. I love the feeling of solving their constant clever little wit puzzles. Thank you!

    • @MudSharkDanceLesson
      @MudSharkDanceLesson 2 года назад +1

      "What is she, Grover demonstrating what FAR is?? CUT AWAY!!" 1:16:00

  • @blampfno
    @blampfno 3 года назад +30

    When I saw this was coming up, I made more noise than 2 skeletons making love in a tin coffin, brother!

  • @josephk5654
    @josephk5654 3 года назад +7

    Thank you for constantly providing quality entertainment.

  • @tremorsfan
    @tremorsfan 3 года назад +75

    The ADR is so bad on the main character that I sometimes mistake it for the riffing.

    • @999apeman
      @999apeman 3 года назад +1

      the ADR on the "feets don't fail me now" guy is also Coleman Francis level.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 года назад +6

      What makes it even better is that almost no one else is ADR'd.
      Also I totally get why the RLM guy's called him back problems, there's just something about his posture and the way he moves that makes him look like he's recovering from major surgery.

    • @tims.2717
      @tims.2717 2 года назад +9

      According to IMDB: "The movie's release was delayed by almost two years due to financial problems. By the time director Cullen Blaine was able to find the money to finish post-production, several members of the cast, including lead actor Richard Gesswein, either could not be tracked down or refused to return for ADR dubbing, forcing Blaine to have other actors overdub all of their dialogue."

    • @bjnowak
      @bjnowak 6 месяцев назад

      @@tims.2717I was wondering why all his lines were dubbed

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 года назад +42

    Dammit Coldiron, you're writing checks your skeletons can't cash!

    • @blampfno
      @blampfno 3 года назад +10

      They spent it all on tin coffins, the randy scamps.

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 3 года назад +6

      Strangely, it's spelled "Coldyron" with a "y". But that would mean they should pronounce it "coldee ron" or "coll dyron" not "cold iron". It's amazing on how many levels this movie doesn't make a lick of sense.
      Also, it's just not the same when the robot doesn't dance to "White Lines/Cavern". Damn you, Red Letter Media!

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 3 года назад +4

      The writing in this movie wasn't topped until A Talking Cat!?! came out decades later.

  • @Frazier03
    @Frazier03 3 года назад +8

    I love that this is shot in Dallas! I recognize most of the locations.

    • @stanggirl70
      @stanggirl70 3 года назад +6

      Yeah and nobody talks like they’re from Texas LOL. It’s like they bought unused B-roll from the Dallas TV show

  • @jdsteven7
    @jdsteven7 3 года назад +27

    Love this particular riff, I've been watching these guys since the days of mst3k as a kid. Obligatory comment is obligatory as this is one of the few pleasures in life that I will always support as best I can. The passion they have for their work and their fans is noticable, so it's the least I can do to keep them in the green and reward the joy they bring. Keep up the good work ❤🤗

  • @Turbo9987
    @Turbo9987 3 года назад +6

    can we talk about the ridiculously high definition quality of the movie?

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 года назад

      There's a cinematic titanic version of Time Chasers that looks pretty good, too.

  • @crazypantz3492
    @crazypantz3492 2 месяца назад +1

    This riff is genuinely a classic

  • @KnivesMcBride
    @KnivesMcBride 3 года назад +4

    I love this movie so much. I'm sad it never got a sequel, because I want more. The riffs in this one are top notch, too.

  • @ffnendhgrgd
    @ffnendhgrgd 3 года назад +13

    "If he stays after you, he won't go off on a killing spree"
    That's a matter of perspective

  • @DiMeS777
    @DiMeS777 3 года назад +8

    I laughed so hard at the bike fixing hilllbilly post production audio scene that my lungs hurt. Maybe I have covid.

  • @bradmullens5925
    @bradmullens5925 4 месяца назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @eduardohurst995
    @eduardohurst995 2 года назад +3

    "What do you think this is, some low budget sci fi flick?"
    Mike: ah! The movie is becoming self aware! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @averdecheeseburgerc
    @averdecheeseburgerc 2 года назад +2

    We all appreciate these uploads 🙂

  • @sclarin2
    @sclarin2 3 года назад +15

    "Today's solution is still booze"
    "Hittin the booze again eh?"

  • @adamfowler350
    @adamfowler350 3 года назад +5

    1:19:27- "Can I tempt you with a cinneburst? " LOL I swear I find something new to laugh at every time.

  • @moebetta4224
    @moebetta4224 3 года назад +5

    This film is excruciating even with the best efforts from these guys.

  • @Madman6505
    @Madman6505 3 года назад +6

    Rotor makes "The Final Sacrafice" seem like quality entertainment.

  • @AimPointMG
    @AimPointMG 2 года назад +3

    The (seemingly coincidental) Isuzu product placement with the Impulse and the Trooper is one of the things this movie got right

  • @TobyDeshane
    @TobyDeshane 2 года назад +3

    I love how the clock rolls back a whole 10 minutes right before your eyes at 8:50.

  • @KENACT1
    @KENACT1 3 года назад +82

    I can understand why the hero got shot at the end. I wanted to do the same thing.

    • @burtknighten1873
      @burtknighten1873 3 года назад +20

      Best movie ending ever. Shotgunning the hero down in broad daylight

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 года назад +6

      The only complaint I have about it is the shooter deserved it too.

    • @KENACT1
      @KENACT1 3 года назад +1

      @@suchiuomizu I don't know about that. He did seem to be the only one who had any clue about what he was trying to do.

  • @hurricaneez1
    @hurricaneez1 3 года назад +3

    Love ROTOR....easily one of the best Rifftrax has done

  • @nickfarmer2452
    @nickfarmer2452 3 года назад +7

    _"Which hole?!"_
    Two words shouldn't be so funny.

  • @kimsleep4111
    @kimsleep4111 2 года назад +4

    I often wonder what the actors in a movie like thius think of being Riffed. That may be a thought.........invite these guys to a riff trax screening!!

  • @bootsthecat6718
    @bootsthecat6718 Год назад +5

    I can't imagine why R.O.T.W.O never got made.