RiffTrax: Gammera The Invincible (Full FREE Movie)

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  • @RobotoSan
    @RobotoSan Год назад +356

    Children think of Gammera as a friend because school is always cancelled when he comes to town. He's like a fire drill that lasts all day.

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi Год назад +17

      he was scary until humanity learned to tame him by building giant bonfires

    • @NathanTarantlawriter
      @NathanTarantlawriter Год назад +15

      The don't call him SnowDay for nothing.

    • @deanfiora4227
      @deanfiora4227 Год назад +14

      Or in today's parlance, an active-shooter drill.

    • @dissent9959
      @dissent9959 8 месяцев назад +3

      And perhaps a while longer, depending on what parts of town get leveled…

  • @algomaone121
    @algomaone121 Год назад +48

    20:33...”Son, you have to learn to make friends with people, too!”
    (Family lives in an isolated, sea-battered lighthouse)

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 Год назад +108

    The one complaint I have is that I didn't get to hear about how Gamera is really neat and how he's filled with turtle meat.

    • @gohawks3571
      @gohawks3571 Год назад +21

      We believe in Gamera!

    • @Shicksalblume
      @Shicksalblume Год назад +1

      Ahhhhh. Kill him. Better yet, I'll kill him and you go press the button.

    • @DefaultUser61
      @DefaultUser61 Год назад +12

      Gamera vs Guiron is in my top three MST3K episodes ever! Korn Job, the Gamera song, and Gamera swinging on a gymnasts high bar. Amazing

    • @logann7942
      @logann7942 Год назад +5

      Thanks for taking the responsibility of telling us. 🏅🎖️

    • @jonathanrogers9039
      @jonathanrogers9039 8 месяцев назад +2

      Quote from MST3K - that was part of a song Joel and the robots sang

  • @awnaur0no919
    @awnaur0no919 Год назад +78

    Gamera's enchantment still grows.
    He fills our hearts with love.
    Gamera's the latest thing.
    He fills our hearts with spring, spring, spring!
    Anytime you want some moonbeams,
    (whispered) Gamera is the thing.
    Gamera is really neat!
    He is filled with turtle meat.
    We all love you, GAMERA!!!

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl Год назад +5

      Please don't eat our Gamera!

    • @TheGameGetterKuzuri
      @TheGameGetterKuzuri Год назад +2

      SPAM SPAM SPAM

    • @taterboob
      @taterboob 10 месяцев назад +3

      Mike's super warbly delivery of "TUR-TLE MEEEEEAAAAT!" has never failed to kill me.

  • @archstanton9073
    @archstanton9073 Год назад +43

    Tibby Tibby
    You're such a good fella
    Even though you gave the whole family
    Salmonella!

    • @BBQMeatski
      @BBQMeatski 2 месяца назад

      Creepy Girl and Tibby… both mean a lot

  • @slowneutron6163
    @slowneutron6163 Год назад +19

    "Roll me another number and put on Terrapin Station. I command it."-Gammera, The Stoned

  • @KarlFarbman
    @KarlFarbman Год назад +47

    It's insane how few subscribers this channel has. These guys are comedic geniuses.

    • @grantbitman1448
      @grantbitman1448 Год назад +6

      It's not about the quantity, it's about the quality.

    • @JFmK-sh5nh
      @JFmK-sh5nh Год назад

      The sad truth is that most people are dumber than dog shit. And the Dunning-Kruger effect preempts them from ever realizing & acknowledging their own ignorance.

    • @davedixon2068
      @davedixon2068 Месяц назад

      Didn't hear any geniuses and there were no comedic sentences cobbled together. I would have said its insane how many subscribers they/he have, people have such low expectations of what is comedy these days, narration totally destroyed a reasonably watchable 50's sci fi movie

  • @greenmonsterprod
    @greenmonsterprod Год назад +55

    It's tough for me to think of that little psycho as "Toshio". He'll always be "Kenny" to me.

    • @ethanreynolds3522
      @ethanreynolds3522 Год назад

      None of us blame you. Kenny is a messed up kid who needs to be stopped at all costs before millions more parish.

    • @rubberneckinc.8937
      @rubberneckinc.8937 Год назад +8

      Same here. Plus I as well as a Canadian friend of mine loathe Kenny

    • @CarolLaunius
      @CarolLaunius 5 месяцев назад

      Wasn't the kid in several monster movies?

  • @disconnected22
    @disconnected22 Год назад +94

    This is the classic first Gamera film MST did way back. For those who are curious, it’s the Americanized version with different Caucasian linking scenes, as well as a much better English dub. The version you’re used to (the one with General Curly) was done in Japan.
    Last year I treated myself, got the two Arrow Gamera box sets, as well as the MST3K box. Did the true deep dive. And when you watch them restored and widescreen, you can really appreciate them as good kaiju films.

    • @OttersDen
      @OttersDen Год назад +12

      Came to the comment section to find this exact sort of explanation.
      You are a true hero. 🙂

    • @Charlesmcoburn
      @Charlesmcoburn Год назад +9

      Thank you! I was so confused because I was seeing the same footage, but people weren't screaming "KENNY!!!!!" every 5 seconds.

    • @Shades14
      @Shades14 Год назад +2

      Except for Gamera vs. Zigra and Gamera Super Monster. Those two suck.

    • @DCShaneTours
      @DCShaneTours Год назад

      Done in the KTMA days and the Comedy Channel days, twice.

    • @StephenGillie
      @StephenGillie Год назад +5

      So this is Gammerica?

  • @punkrockhotdog
    @punkrockhotdog Год назад +17

    When the turtle grew jets for legs and spun into the air I couldn't handle it 😂

  • @Merylstreep1949
    @Merylstreep1949 Год назад +5

    NPR car talk AND Joe's Crab Shack references???? YOUR INNER MINNESOTAN IS SHOWING LOL

  • @Beantoon
    @Beantoon Год назад +18

    Fun fact: Blue Öyster Cult guitarist Buck Dharma has an instrumental called "Gamera is Missing".

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 Год назад +6

      Their 'Godzilla' is awesome on that Extra Terrestrial Live album.

  • @ethanreynolds3522
    @ethanreynolds3522 Год назад +165

    Fun Fact: The giant turtle suit was designed by special effects technician Ryosaku Takayama. The suit was sculpted by Keizo Murase and built by brothers Kanju Yagi and Yasuei Yagi, along with Kanju’s son Masao Yagi. The Gamera suits were made from an early form of foam rubber latex, mixed with lime sulfur and salt. The final Gamera suit used for most of filming was 6 ½ feet tall and 110 pounds (60 kilograms). A second, lighter suit was also created. A model of Gamera's torso was also created and used for some of the scenes where the monster shoots fire. The scales of Gamera's shell were made with plaster.
    Several stuntmen were hired by Daiei to act in the Gamera suit. But none of them were able to last more than three days due to how heavy the suit was. This forced the special effects staff to draw lots to determine who would climb in the suit each day. Suit maker Kanju Yagi did the most time.

    • @howHumam
      @howHumam Год назад +15

      Those suits were impractically hot, then they turned on studio lights and told you to move around in it.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Год назад +10

      Hahahaha, burning Gamera San!

    • @rubberneckinc.8937
      @rubberneckinc.8937 Год назад +18

      Wow bro, thank you so much for the useless knowledge. Please understand that I mean that a massive compliment. I really loved the information.

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels Год назад +8

      Considering the quality of the final product, it was worth it!

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 Год назад +4

      These facts weren't fun, but very interesting nonetheless

  • @nBasedAce
    @nBasedAce Год назад +12

    It's easy to defeat Gamera. Just wet his belly and stick him to a flat surface. Turtles are nature's suction cup.

  • @ridesapalehorse1562
    @ridesapalehorse1562 Год назад +8

    I half expected Ulraman and the Science Squad to make an appearance. oh well.

  • @Patrick_Cooper
    @Patrick_Cooper Год назад +66

    Who else remembers Mike, playing piano for Dr. Forester, and TVs Frank. His Gammera theme was so moving and inspiring... What a group of real artist these three men are... Well of the people who worked on all these shows are genius, with the Netflix version being questionable at best...

    • @vincemacek681
      @vincemacek681 Год назад +9

      It sneaks up on you, 'Boo' it says!

    • @deanfiora4227
      @deanfiora4227 Год назад +12

      One of the show's all-time greatest sketches! And the less said about the Netflix version, the better.

    • @gohawks3571
      @gohawks3571 Год назад +3

      Those guys are really good singers👍👍👍

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Год назад +9

      Gamera is really neat, he is made of tur-tle-meat, we all love you Gam-e-raaaaaaa!

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 Год назад +11

      Netflix did to MST3K what Amazon did to Tolkien. =/

  • @camarossdriver
    @camarossdriver Год назад +11

    If I had a dollar for EVERY TIME someone told me that a GIANT TURTLE who shoots rockets out of his ass has escaped from the ice after a nuclear explosion,I’d be a MILLIONAIRE!

  • @haolekoa737
    @haolekoa737 Год назад +12

    I give Mike & Kevin credit. I cannot be easy coming up with original riffs for this movie a second time, even if it is a different version.

  • @m.lecollie3565
    @m.lecollie3565 Год назад +12

    The Mighty Gamera is friend to all children of the world!! He's not too friendly with the adult population though.

  • @meghannsherman
    @meghannsherman Год назад +34

    Gammera is friend. Gammera is life. 🐢💚

    • @endymallorn
      @endymallorn 9 месяцев назад +1

      Gamera is really neat!

  • @bobf9749
    @bobf9749 Год назад +8

    I’ve gained an affection for Gammera over time. Although not as charismatic as Godzilla, he has a style uniquely his own. His method of locomotion, for instance. How does he spin without having to stop periodically to vomit? As a kid, I occasionally used to get car sick while going in a straight line.
    So Godzilla represents our pent-up rage and desire to smash a corrupt system, and that’s okay. Gammera, on the other hand, represents our desire to pull our heads and limbs into our shells, fire up our rockets, and spin off to a nicer, calmer place. And that’s okay, too.

  • @UnclePengy
    @UnclePengy Год назад +19

    Saying "Gamera" works the same on dogs as saying "Blücher" works on horses.

  • @katenunyabizness9221
    @katenunyabizness9221 Год назад +37

    What's awesome about the voice cast is we get Peter Fernandez, Corrine Orr and Jack Curtis! That's Speed Racer/ Racer X, Mom Racer/ Trixie/ Spritle, and Pops Racer/ Inspector Detector!

    • @RandomManIncorperated
      @RandomManIncorperated Год назад +3

      Fucking Awesome

    • @MisterGee7
      @MisterGee7 Год назад +1

      Coolocity!!! 😎👍🏾

    • @psycatelic
      @psycatelic Год назад +2

      Wow! I must have watched every episode of Speed Racer back in 1973, when I was 8 years old. I have to watch this Gamera movie now and pay attention to the voices.

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 Год назад +2

      🐙💕🏎️ do you think there's a set of Speed Racer emoji out there somewhere¿?

    • @rubberneckinc.8937
      @rubberneckinc.8937 Год назад +2

      Good ears

  • @Omnipharius
    @Omnipharius Год назад +6

    I've always loved Gammera! He's made of turtle meat and is friend to children!

  • @darkestjuggalo420
    @darkestjuggalo420 Год назад +7

    Anytime it's a Gammera movie it's automatically gonna be laughs all the way through. 🎶Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! .....🎶

    • @sigurdgram
      @sigurdgram Год назад +1

      this isn't sandy frank! sandy frank did do this movie, but this heavily edited americanization is a different dub, directed by sandy *howard*

  • @thelostone6981
    @thelostone6981 Год назад +42

    “Being attacked by Alec Baldwin” has taken on new meaning!

  • @derekshropshire2513
    @derekshropshire2513 Год назад +20

    Wish this was the later Gammera movies with the song so Kevin could sing about it again. 🤣

  • @ethanreynolds3522
    @ethanreynolds3522 Год назад +20

    YES! Rifftrax does this movie. I hope they do more of the Gamera movies. Its too bad they can't do the

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Год назад +2

      Both the AIP and Sandy Frank English dubs of the first Gamera movie are pretty much easily available.
      The original Japanese version belongs to Kadokawa though.

  • @bryanturner1715
    @bryanturner1715 Год назад +8

    Gammera's blowing more fire than Gene Simmons at a KISS concert.

  • @DCShaneTours
    @DCShaneTours Год назад +12

    The cinematic 'wide' version!!! Awesome!!!!! "Gammera is a friend to all children!" *Except for the thousands he kills and stomps on 'accidentally' as he ravages Tokyo. -- I have heard this riffed by the KTMA MST3K crew, the Comedy Channel MST3K crew, and now RiffTrax. 3 times. ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM!

  • @BranRidire
    @BranRidire Год назад +4

    "Marvel change up the MacGuffin, just once!" NO DON'T ASK THAT! They are somehow even worse when they do...

  • @mixmastermurphy
    @mixmastermurphy Год назад +7

    I knew the "HOW ARE YA?!" was coming, I just didn't expect it so soon.

  • @jonathanrogers9039
    @jonathanrogers9039 9 месяцев назад +4

    The dumbest part is the plane crashes into the ice and the nuclear weapon sets off a mushroom cloud. BUT, instead of a big atomic crater you would expect from any nuclear weapon, the ice simply cracks open - not even big cracks.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 8 месяцев назад

      Not to mention a "mushroom cloud" that looks more like somebody was practicing for their fireworks routine.

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 Год назад +6

    When the soldier suggest an atom bomb and Mike says "it's not a great system" it sounds like he's doing his Nick Nolte voice.

  • @ThreeToesofFury
    @ThreeToesofFury Год назад +21

    THANK YOU TEAM RIFF! Long time fan of MST and Riff. also longtime supporter. REALLY appreciate you throwing the occasional high quality feature riff up on youtube. very cool of you!!

  • @Frazier03
    @Frazier03 Год назад +5

    I love the Gammera version of Gamera's song! Even if he is filled with turtle meat, this one has a better beat! Gammera and also Batman! The grooviest Kaiju of them all! 😂🤣

  • @timothypage252
    @timothypage252 Год назад +9

    I NEED an Operation Turtle-Puncher teeshirt!

  • @sbl195207
    @sbl195207 Год назад +8

    Hey! That's Brian Donlevy as the General. He was a pro going back to the silent era.

  • @jackv2244
    @jackv2244 Год назад +6

    High frequency noise, the original title for the CBS series The Nanny 😂😂😂

  • @Erik_Swiger
    @Erik_Swiger Год назад +4

    What a nicely diverse cast. There are Japanese-Americans, and Eskimo-Americans, can't wait to see more.

  • @deirdre108
    @deirdre108 Год назад +8

    "Gamera is really neat,
    He is full of turtle meat......."

    • @nBasedAce
      @nBasedAce Год назад

      We believe in Gamera!

    • @deirdre108
      @deirdre108 Год назад

      @@nBasedAce And Cornjob!

  • @Robotneonunicorn
    @Robotneonunicorn Год назад +11

    I’ve watched this riff probably 20+ times. Still hilarious!

  • @Evil0tto
    @Evil0tto Год назад +21

    This is gonna be really neat.

    • @the80hdgaming
      @the80hdgaming Год назад +8

      I hear Gamera is filled with meat...

    • @vest816
      @vest816 Год назад +8

      @@the80hdgaming We believe in GAMM-ER-AAAAAAAA!

    • @RandomManIncorperated
      @RandomManIncorperated Год назад

      @@vest816 & ALSO BATMAN!!!!!!!

  • @graemesmith6721
    @graemesmith6721 Год назад +5

    So, in the Caucasian footage that was edited into the movie's American release, character actor Dick O' Neill plays a character named General O'Neill. Brilliant.

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. Год назад +2

      The Tony Danza of kaiju

  • @OGSILENTTHUNDER
    @OGSILENTTHUNDER Год назад +9

    I LIKE TURTLES

  • @favoritemustard3542
    @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +4

    Those stock footage/miniature candy asses can _never_ handle Teenage Nuclear Chapstick Turtle!
    This was a January GiveThanksing treat, ty!

  • @SecularFelinist
    @SecularFelinist Год назад +4

    He eats giant, raging fires? Quick, to the House of Representatives!

  • @robertpage2023
    @robertpage2023 Год назад +6

    Igloos had a small rounded opening with a "dog house " type entrance to keep the cold wind out.
    You could not stand up in them and had to crawl in and out.
    The "Eskimo" advisor on the movie mushed have been a modren EKIMO.

  • @Eisenwulf666
    @Eisenwulf666 Год назад +6

    21:10 aaah good old senseless cruelty from the '60s. " You like your turtle? Well get rid of it!". People were weird

  • @deanfiora4227
    @deanfiora4227 Год назад +11

    Who gave Gammera the extra M? The same guy who the bomp in the bomp-bomp-bomp-a-bomp?

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Год назад +2

      The Extra M in AIP Gammera was added in order to loosely rhyme with Gamma.

    • @ericseitzler81
      @ericseitzler81 Год назад +1

      Who put the blam in the shama lama ding dong?

    • @deanfiora4227
      @deanfiora4227 Год назад +3

      @@ericseitzler81 I think it was M. Night Shamalamadingdong.

    • @anglaismoyen
      @anglaismoyen Год назад

      Blu-ue mooon

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 Год назад

      ​@@deanfiora4227😄

  • @proto-geek248
    @proto-geek248 Год назад +19

    🎵 He tried to kill me with a forklift 🎶

    • @calstonjew
      @calstonjew Год назад +3

      Save the Earth🎵

    • @ericseitzler81
      @ericseitzler81 Год назад

      @@calstonjew "Hack the planet"!!

    • @ericseitzler81
      @ericseitzler81 Год назад +3

      I actually almost got killed by a forklift once my buddy wasn't paying attention at work and had is blades all the way up and stopped just in time for the blades to be 6 inches from my throat,that was scary.

    • @proto-geek248
      @proto-geek248 Год назад +4

      @@ericseitzler81 I struck a nerve. Sorry, man 🤐

    • @ericseitzler81
      @ericseitzler81 Год назад

      @@proto-geek248 naw I laughed at it when it happened but it was also a very close call,if it hadn't been my buddy I probably would have started a fight but I knew he would never try to hurt me.

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 Год назад +2

    "He's activating his haemorrhoids, run for your lives!" 🤣

  • @JW666
    @JW666 Год назад +3

    40:38 "Help, I'm a turtle and I can't get up!" =P

  • @sejembalm
    @sejembalm Год назад +16

    Gamera, the Giant Monster, a 1965 Japanese kaiju film directed by Noriaki Yuasa, produced and distributed by Daiei Film, it is the first film in the Gamera franchise and the Shōwa era. A localized version with new footage was theatrically released in the United States on December 15, 1966 by Harris Associates, Inc. and World Enterprises Corporation as Gammera the Invincible. This was the only Gamera film in the Shōwa era to be given a theatrical release in the United States.

    • @syntaxerror9994
      @syntaxerror9994 Год назад +2

      What about the version from the original MST3K episode? Didn't the first Godzilla get a similar dual release?

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Год назад +5

      @@syntaxerror9994 it’s the Sandy Frank dub from the 1970s, produced by Sandy Frank (aka Sundel Francous), the man who popularised Gatchaman and bowdlerised it as Battle of the Planets!

  • @rashaseden7062
    @rashaseden7062 Год назад +3

    The mention of Jack "Toono" Porkins has me torn, imagining a tragic Death Star trench run animated "5 Centimeters per Second"-style.

  • @dootmcsploot4180
    @dootmcsploot4180 Год назад +1

    I know it's a stupid gripe, but the silhouettes in the bottom right corner really added to the riffing. Without them it's like watching DVD commentary with a cast that really didn't like their movie.

  • @ethanreynolds3522
    @ethanreynolds3522 Год назад +15

    Fun Fact: Before Gamera, Daiei's first attempt at a monster movies was a film about giant rats attack Tokyo. “Giant Horde Beast Nezura” (大群獣ネズラ, Daigun-jū Nezura) was what is was called.
    The story takes place at the Food Research Institute located on one of Japan's surrounding islands south of Tokyo, scientists have developed a revolutionary high-calorie food source labeled the "S602." One of the scientists discovers the nutrient has terrible side effects that cause mutation in those who consume it. Plans to continue with the experiments of S602 are halted and the current supply is supposedly disposed of. An infestation of rats on the island leads to many disappearances. An investigation uncovers giant rats attacking and eating livestock, as well as human victims. One of the dead man-sized rats is dissected for study, and a decision is made to spray poison gas on the island to kill all the rats. Many of them escape to the sea and Tokyo is invaded by a horde of rodents as well as an enormous mammoth-sized rat. The rats eventually cannibalize each other, thus eradicating the threat on its own.
    The studio canceled the film after they had trouble trying to control the rats.
    We should count ourselves lucky, Kenny would have been the biggest rat of all.

    • @CanILaughInYourFace
      @CanILaughInYourFace Год назад +2

      Is Gamerra a turtle with a costume on?

    • @ethanreynolds3522
      @ethanreynolds3522 Год назад +4

      @@CanILaughInYourFace No. He is really neat and full of turtle meat.

    • @deanfiora4227
      @deanfiora4227 Год назад +5

      Sounds like a rip-off of H.G. Wells' "Food of the Gods."

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 Год назад +2

      About a decade before it made and churned Gamera movies, Daiei made a Buruuba movie in 1955. A month before Toho released the first Godzilla movie, Daiei released a Kenya Boy movie.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Год назад +1

      @@deanfiora4227 It also sounds like the classic MST3K alum, Bert I. Gordon's _Beginning of the End_ (aka Peter Graves vs. Giant Locusts)
      And a little like Bert I.'s own take on _Food of the Gods,_ and vaguely like his film _Village of the Giants..._ Guy had a type, I guess.

  • @msgfrmdaactionman3000
    @msgfrmdaactionman3000 Год назад +7

    Thanks for the fresh riffs on a classic! I'm always surprised to see that former A list stars Albert Dekker and Brian Dunlevy are in this. The other time I saw them together in a film was Beau Geste (1939 film) with Gary Cooper. They probably got paid better on that film!

  • @mitch4527
    @mitch4527 9 месяцев назад +1

    “I am aware of the need for restraint sir.”
    “But I still prefer boxer shorts…”
    That one made me spit out my coffee - think about it for a second.

  • @Jbot123
    @Jbot123 Год назад +2

    I'm just glad you addressed the extra M.

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak 3 месяца назад +1

    how Gamera can never get heartburn while breathing fire will remain a mystery

  • @billyyank2198
    @billyyank2198 Год назад +2

    Admittedly, defending against invincible fire-eating giant turtles is one thing the DoD has neglected to plan for.

  • @devekut2
    @devekut2 Год назад +8

    Fun Fact: The music director for this film also wrote "Hang On Sloopy".

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Год назад +4

      I still can’t comprehend calling any human being “Sloopy.” Did the girl resemble a sloop?

    • @ericseitzler81
      @ericseitzler81 Год назад

      @@markiangooley maybe she was a bobsledder in the Olympics??

    • @deanfiora4227
      @deanfiora4227 Год назад

      Wes Farrell or Bert Berns?

    • @devekut2
      @devekut2 Год назад

      @@deanfiora4227 Wes

  • @jonathanrogers9039
    @jonathanrogers9039 6 месяцев назад

    Love how the guy with the camera has to be repeatedly reminded to take photos of the planes and the atomic blast.

  • @Thornspyre81
    @Thornspyre81 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Never knew Norad worked out of a stripmall insurance building ." Hahhahaahah

  • @SgtDribbleboots
    @SgtDribbleboots Год назад +3

    Just wanted to say thanks a lot for sharing these. You didn't have to, so thanks again

  • @Merylstreep1949
    @Merylstreep1949 Год назад +2

    That dude with the glasses looks like if when Joe Flynn the 60s actor and Henry Kissinger had an adult baby ha ha ha ha omfg
    I was expecting him to cuss out Mc Hale and his crew!

  • @wallyman292
    @wallyman292 Год назад +5

    I'm sorry, but unless you have 2 tiny japanese nymphets singing your praises, you're not a worthy monster in my book. . .

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 Год назад +2

    Gamera is really neat.

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 8 месяцев назад +1

    My only complaint is I have nothing to complain about. Gamera is the friend to all children. GAMMERA is his dollar store knock off.

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 Год назад +3

    “Gamera’s like the Frau Blücher of the dog world.”

  • @KIRA-EL
    @KIRA-EL Год назад +3

    Gamera for when Godzilla won't text you back.

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 Год назад +6

    How about "Burnin' For You" by Blue Oyster Cult? That seems like a good theme for this incarnation of Gammera.

  • @dadahyena
    @dadahyena Год назад +3

    Makes you wonder if the MST3K crew would have been so hard on Sandy Frank if they had had to watch THIS version instead (okay, they would have, but still...).
    ...and to everyone who complains about Raymond Burr being spliced into Godzilla, King of the Monsters, at least he kept his 'buttery claws' to himself!

  • @victotyorvalhalla
    @victotyorvalhalla Год назад +3

    Thank you gentlemen!

  • @adamfowler350
    @adamfowler350 Год назад +1

    29:18- I wonder how many tokens they had to put in for this one ...lol

  • @alanbear6505
    @alanbear6505 Год назад +2

    Joe Versus The Volcano, Pink Lady and Jeff...we're really going back for the pop culture references.

    • @nickdirienzo2849
      @nickdirienzo2849 Год назад +2

      We've all aged about as well as the movies they're riffing, what did you expect?

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. Год назад

      @@nickdirienzo2849 I'm 28 but feel 280.

  • @stephennootens916
    @stephennootens916 Год назад +5

    I have seen this movie god knows how many times and the whole kid obsessed with turtles his sister putting her foot down about pet turtles is still one of the weirdest side plot I have seen.

  • @CWargh63
    @CWargh63 Год назад +6

    9:15 Why did the chief wait until they were leaving to unveil the most important evidence? And everybody ignores that Gammera more closely resembles a tortoise than a turtle. Makes me sad.

    • @pepppery
      @pepppery Год назад +5

      Let me be quite plain with you. No one, (and I mean no one), has ever sung "gamera is filled with Tortoise meat". TBH, I don't want to live in a world where such a thing could exist, or even occur.
      Perhaps if you were to enter into a Einstein Rosen bridge, you could enter into some reality where that would exist, but until that day...
      I would say, Good day sir!

    • @CWargh63
      @CWargh63 Год назад +3

      @@pepppery I'm sorry, but there is no surer way to call something into being than to so vehemently deny the possibility of it's very existence - have you not read the holy Pratchett, my good sentient?! Please continue to reside on this corporeal plane with the rest of us wretches.
      Again, sorry...

    • @yeldarbarrow3172
      @yeldarbarrow3172 Год назад +1

      Gamera always looked like a snapping turtle with tusks to me.

  • @paulhammons7077
    @paulhammons7077 Год назад +1

    Unfortunately its all out there somewhere 😕 but thanks for the moral chance to watch it

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Год назад +1

    I love seeing this other edit of Gamera getting Riffed. I hope they do more kaiju movies.
    I still miss Mike as Michael Feinstein

  • @jeanniewilson777
    @jeanniewilson777 Год назад +1

    I've never seen this one. Watching tonight. ❤️📺🎭

  • @someguywithaphone5921
    @someguywithaphone5921 8 месяцев назад +1

    High Frequency Noise joke was on the money. (that money is of course kept in the top drawer of my dresher. nice drawers on that dresher, too bad about the pipes.)

  • @Kinglaugh451
    @Kinglaugh451 Год назад +3

    Gila-copter: the North American cousin to Gammera

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 8 месяцев назад +1

      Gilacopter doesn't eat fire, he just eats corn... onions... tomato... green pepper...

  • @gearheadgregwi
    @gearheadgregwi Год назад +5

    MITCH MCCONNELL!!!😅😅😅

  • @jdhutche35
    @jdhutche35 Год назад +1

    Knock knock. See who it's is. omg it's gamera!!!!!!!

  • @aum3.146
    @aum3.146 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gamera film one, Gamera kills a hundred thousand citizens of Tokyo and does three hundred billion in property damage. Gamera film six, happy children sing his praises in his theme song. Continuity city man!

  • @Sarutaru06
    @Sarutaru06 Год назад +1

    Zombie kid likes turtles. Everyone likes turtles.

  • @CarolLaunius
    @CarolLaunius 5 месяцев назад

    What an f'n hoot this film is!!! Haven't seen a movie narrated an speaking in a long time!!
    Guess that was the 70's!!🎉😂

  • @ARescueToaster
    @ARescueToaster Год назад +7

    I hear that Gamera is full of turtle meat. Is this true?

    • @cerealvapist333
      @cerealvapist333 Год назад +3

      Hold on there. Are you just going to gloss over the fact that he is really neat?? Get your priorities in order man. Lol.

    • @ARescueToaster
      @ARescueToaster Год назад +3

      @@cerealvapist333 In the end, all that truly matters is that we've been eating Gamera!

    • @cerealvapist333
      @cerealvapist333 Год назад +1

      @@ARescueToaster Too true. Amen.

  • @monkfan72
    @monkfan72 Год назад +2

    What, no Tibby?! Well, Tibby was translated to "peewee" in English subtitles of the movie I saw.

  • @unperson5713
    @unperson5713 Год назад +2

    Toy boat !Toy Boat!

  • @timothypage252
    @timothypage252 Год назад +5

    If Gamera is the new mascot for Flamin Cheetos we know why!

  • @boomanchu2
    @boomanchu2 Год назад +2

    Toshio?
    No! They killed Kenny! The bastards!

  • @ashesdowns9635
    @ashesdowns9635 Год назад +1

    Damn! That "buttery claws" girl is CUTE !!

  • @nBasedAce
    @nBasedAce Год назад +3

    As for this Rifftrax, I like it very much!

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle Год назад +4

    5:33 Rodan the sculptor? These movies are more cultured than I thought.

  • @nBasedAce
    @nBasedAce Год назад +1

    Wow, I can't believe that they mentioned G Love and Special Sauce. I got to grab myself a cold beverage.

  • @applemask
    @applemask Год назад +2

    The Turtle named Gamera is spelled wrong in his own movie.

  • @olepigeon
    @olepigeon Год назад

    6:10 - Awe, man! 2000 years worth of turtle farts.
    6:22 - Oh, uh. That wasn't a fart.